/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>15376826
>experienced hag is going to teach Mori how to pleasure women
I say based

Better than the original, Lui is very cute.

>It wasn't Mori that was tired of Takamori but Kiara after all.
>Mori immediately goes to associate with new bird of the gen.
What a whore.

>>15376826
Hag love

>>15376826
ohhhh I get it
because TAKAnashi and TAKAne start the same way so both pairings would be called TAKAMORI
very clever

>>15376918
Mori seems to think so too!

>>15376980
>kiara says she tired when she was the one who initiated it.
>well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions.

Anything force will probably be shit. Both figuratively and literally.

Better Kiara is too wild for anyone to keep up with.

>>15376980
Mori's been trying her damnedest to reconnect with Kiara tbf but yeah she has some sort of bird fetish, look at her an Moomers wtf

>>15377194
Lui even has the same always-gaping-mouth that kiara has

>>15377341
Reine too. All the holobirds, minus Subaru, have flocked to her like lost souls.

Japanese hag + White wigger girl is a combo I wasn't sure I wanted but I'll still gladly take it.

This collab was a lot of fun. But god why did mori have to teach her the cringest slang.

>>15376826
Lui lack the pure soul Mori has, she tried to made up with professionalism, but she still has a lot to learn

>>15377450
Because going all in is fun/content and it's better than teaching newer slang like sheesh and Boomer. Lui yelling out "Smell ya later" as she passes JP members in MK will be pure kino

>>15377563
I guess you’re right. I giggle every time lui says FO SHO.

Takamori ist tott

>>15385245
Which Takamori??

>>15376826
Nah, Lui likes men.
Also Mori is a fat slob now.

>>15386091
>Lui likes men

proof?

>>15377405
>birds associate themselves with an angel of death
what does it mean...

Lui is a fan of the original Takamori, though ?

>>15377364
yeah but difference is Lui's voice is pure hag SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>15386710
Fauna liked bonebros and amesame before she decided to sweep the shark up herself.

>>15385245
Und /vt/ haben ihn getötet...

>>15386434
It means Mori is weird and birds are her favorite family of animal.

>>15376826
Keep that lame wigger away from the prime hag.

>>15376893
Lui isn't a hag nigga

>>15377405
I mean Subaru technically isn't a bird but was just a sports coach who then had the duck thing happen first (that the even company had officially acknowledged), to which she wished to be likened to a swan instead. So yeah, it's kind of 100% of the birds as of now

(Weird cuz normally you'd think it'd be swan first as her actual animal embodiment then duck as her meme reputation second.)

>>15376826
Forest will use flamingo up and leave her behind. That's just the kind of serial womanizer she is.

Cali is so obnoxious in these collabs with JP members. She is like that retarded EoP woman that TALKS VERY LOUDLY AND SLOWLY and her hands flail all over the place while trying to speak to a foreigner.

>>15396630
>literally an english teaching stream
>not just lui but all of the JP commenters in chat are saying how happy they are that cali is speaking in slow, clear, and easy to understand english
>"wtf why is she speaking so slow????????"

>>15386091
Both love my fat cock

>>15376826
Don't know, didn't watch. I like Lui but not enough to suffer Moris autism.

>>15377563
God Lui talking trash like a Yu-Gi-Oh GX character is gonna be hilarious.

>>15386091
You say that like everyone doesn't like Gura or Ina for being absolute stinky neets who have dirtier rooms than most people on this board.

Shouldn't it be MoriTori
Since she seems to exclusively fuck birds

>>15397195
I'm stinkier and my room is much dirtier. I still don't watch them though.

>>15397343
Your worse than leaving food residue on the sink to the point of fluffy mold and trash burying the floor of your room to point of losing an uncashed check and entire tablet?

>>15377194
Kino

>>15386091
>Mori is a fat slob now
Eh?

>>15376826
much better honestly I don't hate the orange woman I just got tired of the yuri shit after awhile and even more so the KFP members who can't fucking let it go

>>15386710
That means nothing. Kiara liked Iname and AmeSame before she went all in on AmeTori.

>>15376826
calli's interactions are cute when she is not forced to

>>15376826
Never, Mori can't play around a flirt joke even if someone pays her to do it, she's like a kid that goes "NO NO SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND" at every single romance tease about dating someone

Kiara wanted to stop it because it was a lie. If the two were actually in some kind of intimate relationship, I bet you'd still see inklings of Takamori from time to time.

>>15390421
OK prove she isn't one then anon. If you can't then you're a lying faggot

I've stopped watching Hololive since taking the indie & small corpo pill. I'm friends with like 6 vtubers now and half of them I would gladly marry over any Hololive girl.

>>15376980
I really wish Mori hadn't pushed that passive-aggressive psychotic cunt over the edge so that she now collabs with all the girls ruining more than just her own streams. I was so happy to just ignore her this years but now she is fucking everywhere, leeching as hard as possible.

>>15403830
Niggas be havin' sex, with the same sex! Mori ain't got no love for homo thugs

>>15404032
>I'm friends with like 6 vtubers
That's a blatant lie. You have no friends Anon period

I dislike using this pairing to shit on Kiara

Lui is insanely cute and honestly really smart.

>>15404154
>I dislike using this pairing to shit on Kiara
You know Kiara would like that though

>>15385245
„tot“ nicht „tott“ du Idiot

as long as management doesn't tell her to act like a tsundere wich she seems to translate into act like a cunt it will be fine

>>15404149
I've literally played multiple multiplayer games with most of them and I'm in their DMs. Fucking cope. Take the indie pill holobronies, but beware there's no going back. Fair warning, you can't be a massive fucking creep, you have to know how to socialize at least a little bit.

>>15403176
That "Shaddap" was hilarious

>>15376826
Two hags, they should go play golf together with Reine.

>>15386091
doesn't have to be romantic since they're both (especially Mori) is making it clear that they're friends. Hell, might be even more comfortable for her if Lui's as straight as she is.

I like mystery, suspense, and John Wick!

>>15404257
You and a dozen other dudes. You just think you're special, but they'd do it to anyone who gives them attention.

>>15404681
Anon, truthfully Mori just really wants more friends she can physically hang out with, doubt "shipping" even crossed her mind. She cited that being able to talk casually to HoloX as a senpai was a big factor for helping nerves

>>15404257
>Take the indie pill
grooming 2views doesn't count

>>15404154
I can't wait for Lui and Kiara to collab. I think they would have fun together.

Does Mori still do that fake cheery voice?

>>15396630
She did ESL teaching for years, even if she wanted to, she couldn't stop herself. That's how they talk.

>>15404981
>Mori just really wants more friends she can physically hang out with
Having gens separated by huge distances was a mistake.

>>15406124
BIG UPS MY MAN

>>15377450
What non-cringe slang could she go for instead?

Lui trying to complete the Great Filter Project

>>15406881
I hate this nu-Mori

>>15396630
She raps in an equivalently awkward manner

>>15404973
t. doesn't play with or befriend women
>>15405315
>t. no vtuber girlfriend

>>15396630
I'd agree if you were talking about the Marica collab with Senchou, in which Mori and Reine were being pretty obnoxious with their valley girl shenanigans to a visibly awkward Marine.
The stream with Lui-nee was fine to be honest, I thought most of their exchanges were pretty cute.

>>15390421
why do normalfag wannabes type like this

>>15396630
>literally worked as an ALT in japan
>talking exactly the way you're supposed to when speaking to an ESL learner during an ESL learning stream
>wow fuck this whore, so obnoxious

>>15412144
Cope.

How did this thread turn into a something about a faggot drowning in the parasocial sauce.

>>15413747
Dunno, here's something relevant and cute to salvage it

>>15376826
they should have a three way

Moritori is a leitmotif of Calli's character arc.

>>15376826
Lui's very intelligent, or at least self-disciplined. She also seems methodical. This makes her less spectacularly entertaining at first... but also means she might be able to hit a very high mark, like a facilitator or an organizer.

>>15376826
It was fun and cute. I'm happy Mori taught her old school corny smack talk. I'm now curious how what the Kiara/Lui pairing would be called besides Holobirds.

>>15419735
She's had several jobs before and some might require her to be in a managerial position so that might explain it. Still, she's entertaining in her own right because of her maturity and cool headedness. Might also explain why she adores Mori because of her own hardworking ethics