/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

That's nice OP, but I love them. I think fujos are cute.

>>15343565
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>>15343565
Marine smells like shit

>>15343611
You have autism

>>15343565
But I love fujo vtubers because they remind me that their are women capable of loving men, and as I am infant a man it makes me feel more comfortable about the general populace.
I'd love to have some weird fujo as my wife

>>15343565
I was wondering how Amelia was a fujo but then I remembered that despite her other attributes not lining up, she said she used to read TF2 boy love fanfics. So whatever.

>>15343632
She has admitted to not bathing on multiple occasions and she isn't cute like Chloe so it really is disgsuting.

>>15343611
Really gets the noggin jogging

>>15343650
She also has alot of other fujo tendencies but doesn't discuss them any more for fear her fans will attack her favorite fujo bait streamers

>>15343704
>her fans will attack her favorite fujo bait streamers
Teamates or whatever her fans are callednare surprisingly cool then despite having a fujo oshi.

>>15343661
Actually that's pretty hot, gets my mojo going, just makes me like Marine more. Also for the record the Japanese largely don't have the same gene responsible for the strongly scented body odor of other races including even whites, so it would likely not be quite as mmmm yessss my dear quite pungent indeed. Yes, I do in fact think I want to put my nose flat against the crown of Marine's head after she hasn't bathed for a day (or a few) and inhale.

>>15343738
>crown of Marine's head after she hasn't bathed for a day (or a few) and inhale.

Lame, I need to smell her gooch sweat

>>15343755
I do too fellow connoisseur but don't understimate scalp scent.

Lui is a fujo?

>>15343738
Marine should learn basic hygiene. Also just watch Mea if you are into that stuff.

>>15343891
I've sure Marine knows basic hygiene, if you think you should literally bathe every day as a rule or without exception you're the one who doesn't know anything about hygiene. It's not healthy to bathe every day, contrary to arbitrary modern societal expectations. And on the flip side, Mea, from what little I know about her is probably too gross.

>>15343934
Marine is really fat she needs to bath everyday

>>15343565
Reminder that Marine groomed little boys. Fujos are unhinged.

>>15343986
I thought she only bought expensive toys for one of her coworker's sons. And it was the one situation until she realized it was weird.

Anyway even if it was more, that's based. I wish Marine would groom me.

>>15343986
>groomed little boys.
This just makes her hotter.

>>15344017
She had a lady boner when one of them grabbed her thigh

>>15344017
Marine grooms little boys
>Thats based!
Suisei, FBK, Noel etc. joke about that stuff
>Lock them up!
Why are ichimi like this?

>>15344056
So she was probably wondering if he had encountered his first real boner yet and if he had ever orgasmed before, and was getting wet imagining the kind of scenarios where she gives him his first sexual experience and he humps her like a senseless animal with his barely pubescent dick; not unlike the way I was humping pillows to anime girls at 10 years old. Ultimately I reiterate, I wish Marine groomed me.

>>15343565
Why is a marine so hot

>>15343755
This, but her pits

>>15344081
They are hypocrites.

>>15344081
>>15344165
I've never made any comment judging other girls for comments about being shotacons or lolicons or whatever similar jokes they've made. And it would be based to get groomed by Marine.

>>15344115
>Ultimately I reiterate, I wish Marine groomed me.
No you don't

>>15344227
Your fellow ichimi have.
Not only are fujoshi vtubers shit, most of their fans are too.

>>15344233
Why not? I wanted sex when I was 10. I've seen her, I think she's far from unattractive. This was all a while back too, so she was probably thinner than she would be now. Plying me with gifts and easing me into a position of trust, then beginning to do lewder and lewder things with me, giving me my first adult kiss, letting me feel her breasts and thighs, touching me herself, even sucking me off or letting me put it in her. As long as she didn't whore me out to some dude the only point at which I would ever care or have a negative outcome from this would be if I let society convince me later on down the line that it was all deeply traumatic and I should feel shameful and dirty and disgusted and miserable. If that was not the case it would have been a better outcome than being alone all my life and entirely sexually deprived until my mid to late 20s. That's an even worse recipe for any kind of healthy psychological outcome in a young man than your concerns about Marine grooming me, believe me. I will never be normal. I may have grown up hypersexual having lots of flings as a result of such a thing, but guess what, I'm hypersexual it is only I have intimacy and abandonment issues and can't function around women. Worst case scenario everything I said about intimacy and abandonment issues would have still been true when she tossed me aside but at least I'd have some great memories of my pubescent fling with the office lady that bought me Gameboys.

tl;dr yes I do

>>15344435
Marine is ugly like all fujos. Yumes are the attractive female otaku. Fujos are fujos because they are too ugly to imagine themselves ever being with anyone.

>>15344522
Marine looks like she has FAS.

>>15343704
t. doesn't watch Ame

>Hating on Lui
OP is a nigger and also a massive faggot.

>>15344522
>Thinking I wouldn’t fuck Marine’s brains out regardless of her physical appearance because I like her personality more than enough to sustain an erection
You’re sorely mistaken. For the record and I’d also fuck the absolute shit out of Okayu and Mio.

>>15343738
Based as fuck.

>>15344522
>>15344934
Marine is cute, sexy, likeable, relatable, talented, created the best song in Hololive history, and has a tragic backstory that tugs on your heart strings. I would have sex with her lovingly and also FUCK her VORACIOUSLY.

>>15344522
Stop projecting. You described only a small part of cases. Fujo a form of sexual deviation and Marine was brought out in all-girls christian school which is a hotbed of those. Besides she said several times that she's confident in her appearance.

>>15345253
>cute
No she isn't
>sexy
Her model is ugly ane her roommate is too
>likeable
No
>relatable
To terrible people
>talented
Being loud isn't a talent
>best song in Hololive history
Even Choco and Noel's orisongs are better.
>and has a tragic backstory that tugs on your heart strings
Not studying in school and then working an office job and streaming on the side isn't tragic. There are way more tragic backstories in Hololive.

>>15345253
Damn, Marine invented only my railgun?
still a great post aside from that

>>15345622
>Not studying in school and then working an office job
I'm talking about her mother and the rest of your post is just faggotry.

>>15345669
>Making up bullshit about her mother
She just doesn't like her mother.
Marine's backstory is nothing compared to what happened to Watame and others.

>>15345669
What happened with her mother?

>>15347512
The heavy implication is that she had a very weak constitution (which Marine claims to have inherited in part) and somehow died when Marine was at a young age leaving her and her sister to be raised by her father.

I've also heard a speculative schizo rrat that it's likely he abused them but I don't buy that and don't want to believe it or give credence to potential slander of that degree.

>>15347934
But hasn't Marine has told stories from when she was a teenager (or at least I think she was a teenager, correct me if I am wrong) involving her mother?

>>15343632
She smells great, i know it cuz i live with her

>>15343565
I don't mind fujoshis in principle but I don't like vtubers who play the horny card too much or pander to viewers too much like Marine, Chloe, Aizono and most of NijiEN. I mean, just how utterly uninteresting and shallow do you have to be to have to resort to that.

Marine made the best thing that has come out of any vtuber which is Unison. So your thread is factually wrong and you should kill yourself.

>>15345622
Oh the Marineschizo, hi

>>15358470
Unison is awful.

>>15358917
Not the anon you're replying to. Unison is fucking incredible both musically and artistically and you're a faggot.

>>15359321
Marine didn't write it and it sucks.

I love Marine.

Men would fuck anything, so no matter what anyone says they hate about fujos someone would be into that.

I want Marine to feminize me and turn me into a cumdump for another guy. I wouldn't mind sucking a guys dick while Marine whispered erotic words into my ear.

I’m a fujo and I want to make out with Marine after reading BL manga together!

>>15360364
do you think Marine would be interested in a little girl too? the dream

>ywn have cunny

>>15343986
Because she bought expensive toys to her coworkers sons? Boy, she was having a I need to be a mother on overdrive. And nobody took to himself to do so and make marine happy. Utterly disgusting society.

>>15360794
Yeah Marine unironically did nothing wrong. She even stopped doing it when she realized it could be interpreted as wrong. Marine is a wonderful woman.

>>15343934
>It's not healthy to bathe every day

Why are euros like this?

>>15362049
There are literally scientific studies that say that. Especially if we're talking about daily hair washing, it's not very good to do that.

>>15360213
Why are ichimi like this?
>>15360794
>>15361310
>lying
Marine bought the toys to get the kids to like her.

>>15345622
I came here looking for you, marineschizo. Hope you had a merry chistmas.

>>15343565
Holy based, the best female vtubers are lesbians

Has nobody told marineschizo yet that Chloe is the biggest fujoshi of all and was asking for BL recs from senchou?

>>15362272
Chloe is cute so she gets a pass.

If the marineschizo thinks that SEnchou is irritable, I don't know how he can stand Chloe, she's literally the same but enhanced to a pathetic level. At least Marine can be entertaining, Chloe is just autism.

>>15349357
Yes she has, also the rrat about her father being abusive is probably bullshit, especially since Marine herself said has a good relationship with her dad and that even though they live far apart and hadn’t seen each other for year he still texted her everyday.

>>15362124
No. Dermatologists says one bath a day is actually very good and if you have greasy hair is also recommended to wash your hair daily. Stop reading hygiene blogs written by euros trying to justify their disgusting lack of hygiene.

And stop trying to justify your poor hygiene. It's amazing even spics and americucks have better hygiene than euros. Makes you think.

>>15362405
Chloe is cute.

>fujoshi thread
>no yaoi posted
What the hell

>>15362124
Dont bother, freedom burguers keep washing eggs so they lose the protective natural layer they have so now they need refrigeration, and keep on putting unopened UHT milk in the refrigerator just because.

>>15345487
Of course she’s going to say she’s confident in her apparence since a lot of people watch her because they want to fuck her (see this thread). Honestly she’s about average looking for a nip.

>>15343986
If you think /vt/ would be even a LITTLE bit upset by that, then you are the unhinged one

>>15362741
FBK, Suisei, Noel, Mori etc. get shat on for being shotacons.

>>15362783
Not by /vt/

>>15343644
>reminds me that their are women capable of loving men
This is the last thing in the world I want to be reminded of. What a cursed thing.

>>15362942
Anon this place is Reddit central so yes a lot of people do.

>>15343644
No self-respecting fujo would ever touch a 3DPD male

>>15362599
1. I'm not Euro
2. What are you going to say now? That taking 2 baths a day is even better? Ok, keep losing the things that your body naturally produces for you.

Anyway, I guess he's an obese guy who sweats a lot and that's why he needs to bathe so constantly. You can do it better bro

>>15363166
If you don't take baths daily you are either an euro or an adopted euro.

Please continue believing wandering about with your skin and hair glowing with grease for your poor hygiene is ok contrary to what dermatologists say. Also stop using deodorant so your armpit naturally produced disgusting smell terrorize people around you.

>>15363641
Those dematologists are probably paid off by the soap manufacturers. It is proven that if you are not actually dirty bathing daily is bad as you remove the good bacteria and body-produced oils meant for the skin. Bathing on the off days is the way to go ideally.

>>15363865
>>15363641
> Retards arguing over hygiene and skin care
> Both saying dermatologists say this and that
> Neither of them have provided any sources to their claims
Whoever drops the best cunny pic wins.

>>15362783
No?

Name a person more hated on this board than Marineschizo

I want to date a fujo and completely exceed the expectations that 2d men have set for her.

>>15343650
>>15343704
If you go through her Twitter likes you'll always see that she likes art that has Shien from Holostars in it

>>15364592
>completely exceed the expectations that 2d men have set for her.
You literally cannot compete anon, don't even try.

>>15364632
Wtf I love Amelia now

>>15363934
It's him who called the authority argument.

>>15365041
Speak for yourself.

>>15362599
The same dermatologists say my bathing or lack of hygiene is not responsible for the boils or furuncles I get but cutting down on daily bathing and going more natural has certainly resulted in a less painful life. So fuck your fucking conflicting experts. I lived with pain every single day. I'll fucking kill you.

>>15343565
>>15343632
how is the weather in mongolia?

>>15372332
Thanks for bumping the thread.

>>15358703
>>15362199
he made the thread of course he is here