/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Ina!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc8-4VPgSGk

You guys are excited for Iofi's original song, right?

>>15341346
Holy shit it's the girl that comforted the purple girl who gives Pekora lapiz lazuri and eats a lot

>>15336935
Why is Calli's mouth open?

>>15341185
Fat Mori and shisa Mori doxx spread like wild fire on every social media. I blame sydsnap and underage zoomer, also this place and hlg

>>15341374
She's singing. Or she's drunk and trying not to burst out laughing because she saw a schizo running amok.

Which Holos would say this?
Hard mode: No Suisei, Mori and Noel

>>15341346
lofi beats to enjoy while doing homework

>>15341395
I’m baffled why Mori thought that video was a good idea. Doxx aside it was just in poor taste.

>>15341446
Marine.

If you're so butthurt about it then write an email to Cover like Mori told you to.

>>15341466
>Doxx aside
>Talks about Holo roommate shit
Please.

is friend winning

>>15341466
More like Syd thought it was a good idea because she knew exactly the sort of juicy numbers it'd bring in due to the doxx element and Mori was too dumb or autistic to say no.

>>15336168
>>15336454
>>15336619
So this is why people hate homobeggars huh?

No Rushia stream my dreams have wilted

>>15341439
me and Koyo after she gets doen streaming

boing boing

>>15341439
koyori should seem more perturbed by this situation
is it gen6's resident turbodyke after all

>>15341521
It's not THE reason, but it's one reason for sure
I love how they rally around Fubuki and Suisei(and occasionally Azki when they remember she exists) and treat them as "one of the good ones"

Anyway, I am in love with my oshi, she does GFE, and that will never change, will always make them more successful, and it makes them better people because they do it, and more deserving of their success too.

My aunt is 200lbs and she has slimmer hands than Ollie.

>>15341572
>is it gen6's resident turbodyke
You can't be serious

>LA+ proudly lives in a complete fucking pit
>Chloe doesn't bathe for a week
>Koroyi's pussy is basically always dripping with how horny she is all the time
Why is gen 6 so fucking gross, I feel bad for Lui and Iroha

>>15341578
It's very strange. You don't see fat Muslims very often.

Why is Lamy so lucky?

>>15341578
Looks like the gloves are just filled with air.

>>15341578
Big beautiful belly… i love Ollie… with oversize breasts larger then head, milk breast, vein breast… puffy nipple engorged sensitive to touch, pepperoni. saggy downward, heavy with milk. milk breast. wide hip and big breast. wide hip with plump ass. fat ass. obese ass. cellulite ass and dumptruck, 60 inch hips… thighs bigger than waist, massive cellulite legs like treetrunks. fertility. pregnant and fertile like goddess. twins in stomach, triplets, sextuplets, octuplets. overfertilized and worshipped… pamper for feed her. I love Ollie... big fertile zombie woman... plump her up and feed and breed my big wife, 10000 calories a day, I want to feed my wife nonstop.. hunt animals for my wife so she survives the winter. Then reproduce again…

>>15341649
Where the hell do you live? Even I see chubby muslim aunties from time to time

sell me on laplus

>First collab with Lui
Kari-san.....de gozaru will be sad.....

>>15341681
cunny

>>15341649
There are plenty. You have tall ones, short ones, skinny ones and big ones.

>Mori first EN to collab with hag bird

She can't keep getting away with it

Holobirb full collab never

I FUCKING HATE MARIAH CAREY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BCGWkaZP6o
Thoughts?

What an absolutely godly day of Hololive (And Holostar!) streams, wouldn't you agree /hlgg/? Yeah you would, shut the hell up, go take a shower like Chloe did. You reek, but do so after doing your VOD reps cause today was jam packed with goods.
>Songs released today
Nothing today even though the day before brought FIVE goddamn songs to us, but at the very least you can look forward to listening to the full version of Journey to Find Stars, Holostar's brand new original song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0N1bX_CkcU
>Some highlights for today
Go go go go GO watch the Holostars concert as SOON as you can. Make sure there are no disruptions and you can sit down and relax because these guys absolutely KILLED it in their first ever concert. The tracks they sang, the choreo, the backdrop, everything was amazing and exciting from start to finish. Seriously just, go watch it, you'll enjoy it ever so much. And then after you do, you can come back and be excited for a brand new Holostars Gen coming sometime in 2022!!
Speaking of must see streams, I don't know how long Christmas Miracles are supposed to last but goddamn do I wish it could last forever. Remember when Aqua said she wanted to hold a Full Gen Collab for Christmas but was afraid nobody would answer her? Well not only did they answer but they also managed to have it before the year was over. That's right EVERYONE single Gen 2 Member (That's Shion, Subaru, my oshi Ayame, Subaru and Choco) were all present and accounted for this once thought of impossible feat. There were so many jokes and giggles throughout the stream and the grooming of Subaru's sexuality continued because she purposely let Choco sit on her lap and Choco was very comfortable.
After obtaining her Golden Magikarp did you think Fubuki would be discouraged despite it taking 27 days? NO! She's already back at it again, this time murmuring to herself the words "kuroii na..." because she's already begun shiny hunting for a Gastly. Please pray for friend, she only need 3 more Shinies before she'll be satisfied and go on to finishing her Pokemon Journey.
Speaking of Golden Magikarps....did you know that Lamy got one when she wasn't even trying to? That's right the fish that took Fubuki TWENTY SEVEN days to obtain, immediately jumped into Lamy's lap without a single bead of sweat rolling down Lamy's beautiful face. Absolutely unbelievable.
Pekora, Botan, Rushia and Topanga decided that they wanted to be Disney Princesses for the day and so they decided to use their Magical Ticket in order to go on a fun tour around Minecraft's Walt Disney Magic Kingdom attraction! It was really sweet and worth watching just for cute Rushia and Botan giggles.
Kiara's Christmas VR karaoke was just as good as you would have expected it to be. The cute Phoenix's lovely singing voice coupled with her hip movements at times were such a treat to listen to and the Unarchived section in particular was ce magnifique. Definitely catch the VODs if you missed them.
HAACHAMA HATES SILVERFISH. SHE HATES EM! But she also wonders how they would taste. It's been a long time since she did one of her EN only Minecraft streams and although it was a bit sad no ENs managed to hop on the server while she was building, it was still a fun stream to be a part of while Haachama didn't need english translations cause she's spiggin' it.
Oh my GAWD! So like, Bae and Fauna's Christmas Tree review stream was so like, A-BAE-ZING! Despite not taking the alcohol pill, Bae was extra energetic today as she forgot how to breed at times when she saw certain christmas trees. Fauna too was exceptionally cuter than usual sipping on her drink respectfully while laughing along with Bae.
And you know you've got a damn fun collab going on right now as Bakatare (Fubuki, Watame and Flare) are working hard on taking down the Ender Dragon on a new server, with this being the first time Watame's ever fought him!
>Upcoming Big Streams
You've got one hell of an incredible stream to look forward to /hlgg/. You've got the great and adorable Amanekanatach about to light up the day with her (mostly) solo 3D Anniversary concert! You know you're in for a goddamn good time because this angel is quite the showman. Set your alarm and make sure to tune in!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dji-ehIz5_k
Many many great streams happened today, and some unforgettable moments, but what were the highlights of your day /hlgg/?

>>15341675
>141
God I wish that was me.

>>15341675
>66
KEK
>141
based

>>15341675
>141

Me too, bro.

>>15341675
>76
>puts on a trowel
lol?

>>15341664
>Lamy
Lamy may be lucky but Yukimin get to LIVE in those

>>15341696
All I want for Christmas is you!

>>15341649
Anon pls, the OG muzzies all have female obesity rates higher than the US. Their male obesity rates are slightly lower, muzzies have a thing for BBW.
Indonesia's obesity is much lower than that, but that may be skewed by the number of poorfags who can't afford to sit around and stuff their faces.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edtyKPbCVeU

>>15341699
>That PPT art

OH MAMA!

>>15341579
She's marine jr
She grew up at an all girls catholic school and wants to kiss Iroha really badly

>>15341649
Indogs are 80% muslims anon...
Also she's not muslim because she didn't celebrate ramadan

>>15341675
>JK's Fairy Plow
another name for the nigger of nippon

>>15341699
Friend, why does your amanekanatach look like that?

>>15341675
How does one keep living if they're unemployed for 12 years?

>>15341578

>>15341675
Koyo..ha...?

D:<

>>15341699
Imagine if ayamefriend was fat like Ollie and you could put them on top of eachother and jiggle them around.

>>15341736
Tired after giving us this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY2U0gnT5U8

>>15341699
>choco was grooming subaru again
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>>15341395
The PIN PON is just not the same anymore...

>>15341695
They already had 1 for three of them. It will take a while. You got girls from 3 different time zones after all.

>>15341728
Okay but she also made unprompted cum guzzling impressions

>>15341737
Live with rich (or at least rich enough) parents.

>>15341699
>Mori and Amanekanatach in the same stream
my brain cant process this

I love Mori!

One day...

>>15341762
I'll have sex with you regardless of my Holomen status, JPniki.

>>15341758
She was really cute there! But I don't remember her taking off her clothes in that one, so why is she putting her shirt back on in the picture friend?

>>15341689
cute!

>>15341762
>157
>163
mirror...

>>15341762
>593
would (You) have sex with me if (You) were your oshi, anon?

>>15341770
She can rap, you know!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjGMrzQTjEs

>>15341695
They're waiting for another eventual bird holo in ID3 to balance it out to 6 members, culminating in a 3-on-3 Holofowl vs Holoraptor civil war.

This is now a Bakatare thread. You may only post Bakatare members

>>15341780
You ask too much questions. Don't worry about it.

>>15341765
i'm not the original poster you quoted before, but i didn't imply she's a strict lesbian, she's more just a sexually open horny hag who wants to sexually harass her coworkers

>>15341738
Ok the last one.
I hope anatomy Chad can tell people's weight based on their hand

>>15341762
>593
oh t-thanks for making me think of that

>>15341773
I miss my Mori.....

I LOVE KIARA

>>15341798

>>15341514
She tends to get roped in to do the dumbest shit for the dumbest people. I really hope it's just the Christmas depression that made her agree to do that.

>>15341770
Imagine the title:
3D Anniversary Endurance Nuzlocke (Lite) With Alone in Open VC Featuring Gawr Gura, #1 vtuber in The World, & Possibly Coco???, & an Announcement at The End???

>>15341762
>157
Based
We're gonna make it, JPbro

What if the thing Mori was having to do dance practice for was this Kanata stream

>Kiara woke up early and is in the thread right now
Say hi to her

>>15341794
>Katana rap
>kusa rumao
>Mori rap
>sugoi kakkoi
how????

>>15341816
Holly I am anatomychad. Ollie's weight based on her hand is " heavily pregnant"

Why are there so many architects in this thread. Your fat love is getting creepy.

>>15341816
Forget image

>>15341395
Hopefully Mori learned her lesson like how Kiara learned her lesson after that stream got spread everywhere.

>>15341699
You haven't been excused, okay?
Tomorrow isn't SMTuesday, it's Moomday, so you better be here, alright?

>>15341834
She looked quite awkward and uncomfortable during the video

>>15341799
I'm going to go masturbate to thoughts of ripping your sexy santa suit off and having my way with you you fucking brat

>>15341578
meh I think it's just the gloves also when you actually watch the vod her fingers are pretty slim but the back of the hand is larger for whatever reason
cute zombie hands regardless

>>15341850
At least the ringofags and cannibals aren't here.

>>15341762
>593

Wow, didn't know 5ch had teamates too.

Show me a better stream loading screen than Mio's. I bet you can't.

>>15341466
How? It got some random bar some exposure and that in itself seemed really nice. I don't really see anything negative about the whole thing.

>>15341838
These title shitposts never made sense

>>15341877
Fubuki’s

>>15341850
i'll take people saying how much they wanna fuck Ollie than her mentally ill countrymen from the catalogue

>>15341855
The only way she learns something is if one of her genmates hammers some sense into her brain.

>>15341761
woops wrong pic

>>15336069
>>15336069
>Which Holos would do the best cock rating stream?

>Mori
Generous to deadbeats' dicks, full of "big" ups, descriptions of dicks as Chads and Alphas, plenty of dorky "bone"r and "deadbeats jerking now" jokes. Includes a fair few shota cocks and has to tell concernfag greynames worrying about "underage" to fuck off. Absolutely loses her shit when someone sends in a picture of their cock photoshopped to be huge, green, and have little Shrek ears. All-around great up until the end when she busts out her special folder of cock pics from male e-celebs.

>Kiara
Fair and reasonable; also rates an equal amount of KFP vaginas and matches them up with appropriate KFP cocks. A departure from the standard cock-rating stream, but a very welcome one. Anons point out that she left one cock unmatched with a vagina and decide that means she wants that one for herself. For unknown reasons the eggcord chooses "Kiara is a futa and needs to review her own dick" as their narrative to push during the stream.

>Ina
Only reviews cocks that have rulers displayed for scale. Measures their arc of angle and catalogues warts, pubic hair status, etc. Thorough and professional in ratings, but surprisingly you can hear the lust leaking through her voice. A racism rrat starts because most cocks she reviews are white, few are asian, and none are black. Openly horny tweeting for several hours after the stream.

>Gura
Receives an extraordinary number of pictures with some frankly gigantic cocks mixed in. Doesn't actually rate the cocks but just pages through them quickly; each time one of the gigantic cocks pops up she squeals loudly, turns on her blush, and looks at the camera with her mouth open. Anon isolates shlicking audio and claiming it's definitive proof Gura was actually masturbating on stream. A schizo goes completely ballistic because Gura didn't filter out the black cocks.

>Ame
Coyly requests "in-action" and "multiple member" photos before the stream. Playful and teasing, fairly frank about preferring the larger ones, but is empathetic to the smaller ones and throws in little comments like "more comfortable for anal anyway" and "that would be easy to suck on". Doesn't acknowledge the shitposter who spammed her inbox with dog penis pictures.

>Irys
Unironically and unquestionably is masturbating the entire stream; the buzz of a Hitachi is clearly audible and she gives up rating halfway and just pulls up a bunch of the pictures at once and moans and pants loudly for the rest of the stream. Not actually a cock rating stream, but nobody is complaining.

>Sana
Does her cock-rating stream as an unannounced endurance guerilla, only accepts pictures taken after the stream started, happily reviews the same cock multiple times throughout the stream. Phone camera sounds picked up on stream indicate she may even be replying with her own pictures. Assigns star signs to each cock.

>Fauna
Generally agreed to be the best cock-rating stream since it's basically just cock worship, she talks sweetly and kindly about each cock without comparing it to others, she praises its virtues and acknowledges its flaws - all without being condescending. Exhorts viewers to always be proud of their penis. As a way to reward the bravery of submitting their cock to be seen and critiqued by thousands, she comes up with an original and creative sexual scenario suited to it, and encourages the submitter to go make that scenario a reality.

>Kronii
Initial reluctance breeds rrats of cockphobia but when she does the stream it becomes clear her reluctance is because she's literally only seen dicks in porn. Somewhat critical and fault-finding because of this; kronies however are immensely pleased because she finally plays the role of "sadist domme demanding perfection" sincerely (though inadvertently), instead of poorly acted.

>Mumei
Starts out no-selling the stream as if she's reviewing room pictures, acts horrified that someone sent in their cock instead, performatively expects the next picture to not be a cock each time, and makes a show of being progressively more mindbroken into reviewing cocks as the relentless dick pic assault continues. Ends up talking about the size of the load and how it's important to fill her up as much as possible to ensure successful impregnation.

>Bae
Says "oh my gawd" to every. single. cock. Distinguishes herself from the others by reviewing every cock in relation to her own body, rather than objectively - instead of "very thick" she says "I need two hands for this", instead of "very long" she says "that would bottom out in me halfway", etc. Drives the thread wild when she repeatedly mentions how painful it would be for her to take this cock or that cock anally.

>Omega
Does a 3D debut before the rest of HoloEN. Entire 3D stream is just him autistically reviewing every detail of his 3D model's fully rendered and rigged giga-penis in its flaccid, semi-erect, and erect states.

>>15341770
I hope it leads to Mori visiting the Holohouse one day. Even if none of it is streamed. On the content side I hope Mori and Kanata do a song together.

>>15341773
Me too. So damn much.

>>15341831
i miss kiara...

Do you guys ever get the feeling that there are too many Rushia reaction faces?

>>15341843
drop the chicken voice and I'll become a fan

>>15341855
I hope so too. Judging from her stories, she keeps getting persuaded to do the dumbest stuff when she's vulnerable, which in this case would be the Christmas fiasco.

>>15341798
Polka...

>>15341877
Koyori
Fubuki
Luna
Pekora

>>15341902
If you can do this for even half of the JPs I'll stand up from my chair and audibly applaud

>>15341902
>only EN
The answer is definitely Choco

>>15341902
Thanks for your thoughtful reply, I'm glad I made that post now

>>15341902
You guys get autistic about the weirdest of things but I'm not complaining, shit's hilarious.

>>15341904
its high time Mori sang ERROR

>>15341890
I can laugh at the mentally ill countrymen, they don't live near me. I see architects everywhere here

>>15341902
Baesed

>>15341578
>>15341738
>>15341816
>>15341851
>deleted
Considering they are from official streams, I feel like these posts are perfectly on-topic.

[Bakatare news]
I want to fuck Fubuki so hard that Watame and Flare would be shocked at how hard I break this stupid fox

>>15341770
I've been waiting for over a year.
Here's hoping they can put together a song one day.

>>15341902
>oh my gawd
can someone post a soundpost or timestamp for this, I just got home at the end of the fauna bae collab and saw the spam but missed the funny part

>>15341902
If ame made fun of my micro dick I'd unironically off myself

>>15341951
If Mori being invited to Kanata's anniversary is anything like her appearance on Watame's anniversary, then it probably is a song. I hope she doesn't Pitbull herself again though.

>>15341902
>futa Sana
For fucks sake anon, I'm still working

>>15341906
Me too...

>>15341902
holy based, I am forwarding your post directly to the aryan foundation of ubermensch, they'll want to see this

>>15341949
They were deleted at the same time as >>15341395
Don't feel like checking any others but that's probably why

https://youtu.be/4oucNt9FvIk?t=794

https://youtu.be/4oucNt9FvIk?t=4435

https://youtu.be/4oucNt9FvIk?t=924

https://youtu.be/4oucNt9FvIk?t=2759

>>15341968
>timestamp
just skip anywhere in the entire video

Both Astel and Izuru said they were happy to see a lot of guys in the live audience (and even mentioned some were good-looking).

>>15341968
One guy was particularly agitated so instead of doing something sensible like watching someone else he spammed on cooldown

Jesus Christ. Mori antis are scraping the bottom of the barrel with trying to create controversy. They can't even say what she did wrong, just vaguely hint because that makes it sound spooky and not totally ridiculous, as it is in reality. Mori did nothing wrong, on stream or otherwise.
You guys need to try harder. Maybe get another soundpost of carefully selected words trying to make her say "I don't care." Or take some inspiration from old YTPs and try to splice together her words into something yabai.
Otherwise, throw in the towel or find someone new because roasting the reaper is clearly not working out.

>>15341950
Based but it's not news, just the usual

SECRET SOCIETY SENTAI holoX!<span class="fortune" style="color:#11ec7f">

Your fortune: Your heart is two sizes too small.</span>

>hasn't said anything about her guest appearance
uhh did amanekanatach not tell mori that she's gonna be a guest to her live

>>15341902
God I want to bottom Bae out halfway

>>15342005
it's not fair

>>15341902
>Kiara getting enough pussy pics to pair people together

This is actually believable but I can also see her saying only Mori's futa dick is good enough for her

>>15341902
The fact that you think Fauna wouldn't make fun means you don't watch enough streams.

>>15342040
I wish someone spliced her saying nigger

>>15341969
Better than becoming a cuck over it

>>15341902
>A racism rrat starts because most cocks she reviews are white, few are asian, and none are black.
Bravo, you cock-rating autist. (You) actually made me belly laugh.

>>15341975
you know, the Kari-san Kakkoi thing was definitely started in 5ch after Mio said those exact words to her in the ronaldo collab

I'm actually really looking forward to Miko playing Forza, her Assetto Corsa streams are god tier.

>>15341994
>the person talking about doxxshit is the same as the architect shitposter
Shocked, I tell you.

>>15341848
>森ラップ
>草ルマオ
>かたなラップ
>すごいカッコイ
どういうこと????

>>15342005
It seems to have been pretty much 50/50 women and men

>>15342044
Imagine breeding each of them separately while the other two watch. Each one being ashamed at the situation and tries to impress her friends by seeming tough. Imagine how hard you can break their spirit when you overpower their attempt to look tough as they just embrace it…

>>15342040
Get some thicker skin newbeat, posting this just attracts more shitposters
Oh wait you don't have skin

Is there a holo handcam moment as kino as this one?

>>15342080
she hasnt said nigger on stream just yet. She almost let it slip a couple of times but caught herself sadly

https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1475382123255463936

>>15342040
>yeah that thing that mori did was kinda weird
>HOLY FUCK ANTIS ARE ABSOLUTELY DESPERATE HOW FUCKING STARVED FOR DRAMA ARE THEY!!??
Not saying some retards are not trying to make a yab out of it but that's not what's happening in this thread. Chill.

>>15342093
Ah ah ah ah, the japanese are here

https://youtu.be/4oucNt9FvIk?t=4280
This is genuinely the worst laugh in hololive
Even kiara's laugh isn't this annoying holy shit

>>15342132
You’re the most annoying sad cat poster I’ve seen.

>>15342056
It's gonna be a surprise to even Mori

>>15342103
It seems fun, but I could see one of them join in midway to stroke the breasts of the one you're making love with

>>15341936
That would be good. I also want to hear her sing Weatherhackers once. Maybe with Kanata as a little homage to a dragon they both respect so much.

>>15341975
Cloudy Sheep was good, because it was still a Watame song, but more Mori would have been nice. I think she's moving away from that 'feat.' typecast she was starting to fall into awhile back. Most other collab songs had her pulling equal weight.

I spend every waking moment glued to my monitor watching for any signs of activity from Rushia

>>15342150
Definitely something Watame would do.
Flare would probably facesit one of them

>>15342114
there is but it will get deleted as soon as it is posted

>>15342165
just stalk her 3rd acct you nitwit

Mori and Ollie are fat irl lmao

Good morning, JWU, chikin schedule doko?

I love Mumei!

>>15342040
They can't really do much with it because it's off topic shit. I wish deadbeats would just laugh at them and move on instead of giving those retards any attention.

>>15342193
Members Only for now

>>15342132
This can't be her real laugh

>>1534219
check community page

The concept of Ollie being a heaping squishy slampig drives me up the fucking walls I want to manhandle her so badly

>>15342120
>"I'll try my best"
>No Delivery
what is this

>>15342187
I stalk EVERYTHING anon

>>15341936
the japanese would lose their minds if Mori uses her DEEP SEXY VOICE to sing Error. But i dont think Mori has the power level singing wise to sing that. Then again I'm no deadbeat to know about that. Deadbeats confirm?

>>15341902
Ok. That was kinda funny. Nose exhale/10.

>>15342113
Not new. Just increasingly less impressed each time this kind of crap happens. Pearl clutching trolls get less convincing as time goes on. They deserve to be mocked like the little bitches they act like.

>>15341185
SANKISEI LOVE

>>15342175
>Flare would probably facesit one of them
Imagine the muffled moans...

Architect bros, we eating well this week aren’t we?

>>15341902
>'that would bottom out in me halfway'
my fucking dick

>>15342214
>fourteen posts in 30mins
i doubt you do kek

Man i'm so fucking jealous of deadbeats and KFP

>>15342215
Yeah, she is incapable of it.

It's a shame we can't send physical presents anymore, some Holos could use a dieting guidebook

Supa Smonday

>>15342204
Sannkyu
>No Kiara stream on my birthday
Fuck! FUCK! I wanted to selfishly ask her to say Happy Birthday to me
The other streams are great though, KFP we are eating good this week!

>>15342239
Just send it through SC.

https://youtu.be/NR7GMHtGtwU
Look what I found

>>15342232
god I wish

>>15342234
just peel off your skin and let your inner deadbeat out

>>15342251
Should've been born on some other day then, loser.

>>15341699
>forgot how to breed at times
Nice Freudian slip, Kanatafriend.

>>15341850
It's not that I like fat girls but think of it this way:
>they get fat
>they become insecure, self conscious, and less attractive to potential IRL partners
>this decreases the chance they'll be going on dates or having a BF/GF
>the only source of love, praise, and positive affirmation becomes their fanbase, telling them they love them for who they are, etc.
>they realize they can be fat or unattractive and still receive endless love from their fans
>they crank the GFE and pandering to their audience of 1000× in order to get that feeling of a partner loving them
It doesnt matter to me how fat my oshi is, I just want her for myself

>>15342223
Muffled moans of Fubuki who doesn’t even control her body due to all that while actual loud moans of the experienced lesbian Flare arouse Watame enough to schlick

>>15342215
the song itself is pretty electronically blended so yeah she can do a cover, she'd be fucked if she had to sing it live tho

>>15342279
there are less disgusting ways to make women insecure

>>15342272
No deadbeat under my pudgy exterior.

I do not regret this

>>15342215
Her vocal reps have her putting in some work, though it seems a lot of her focus has been put towards unlocking more of her upper register, and that's what she likes to show off when showcasing her progress. And learning proper breathing, naturally, which lends itself to stronger singing anyway. I recommend the upcoming rebroadcast of her Musical karaoke if you didn't catch it the first time. It has her in her best shape yet.

How do I stop thinking about making all of Bakatare mothers

>>15342295
Such as?

>>15342251
My oshi and I share the same birthday and she ended up reading all of her birthday superchats privately

>>15342306
By making it a reality.

>>15342255
I can't put unintentionally condescending illustrations in SC

>>15342132
I really hope rrat gets over this LOUD = CHAOS crap soon.

>>15342201
Honestly "antis" being afraid of mods/jannies and following board rules is an extremely hilarious thing on its own. In a way, similar to someone trying to be mean to Mori by calling her "dogwater".

>>15342298
yet

>>15342272
There’a muscle under the skin retard

>>15342267
Thanks for the laugh. Have a fav of mine in return:

https://youtu.be/wch_VuySEew

What was Fauna's fastest Minecraft time killing the Ender Dragon?

>>15342298
It will come. It always does.

>>15342307
have them be a Japanese woman and it's like a 80/20 shot already. Also, go for exfatties(screen for menhera like festival, you want the okayus)

>>15341763
Kiara's time zone HATE

>>15342333
technically theres a second skin but hey

>>15342350
She only did it once. 3~ hours or so

>>15342306
do your /fit/ reps until discount Abe opens up and take out your frustrations on the haggiest gaijin hunter you can find

This look pretty legit

>>15341699
https://twitter.com/amanekanatach/status/1475294615872110592
She's doing it!

>Stellar Stellar gaining on End of a Life
TICK TOCK NIGGER OF NIPPON

I'm a ghost. Arguably, I am a soul. And you know what everyone has inside of them, including deadbeats? A soul. There is a Fandead inside of all of you, just waiting to be freed from its corporeal prison.

>>15342411
ghosts are not souls, they're just spooky

Deadbeats, is this your oshi?
newfag won't remember this

I miss Ina<span class="fortune" style="color:#d001aa">

Your fortune: Feliz Navidad!</span>

I am quite fond of KazamaIrohaCh<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec117e">

Your fortune: Happy Kwanzaa!</span>

>>15342392
Ghost and Live Again better than both of them so shut the fuck up

>>15342367
Why the fuck is Watame, Flare, and Fubuki much slower?

>>15342411
Breads don't have souls

>>15342392
>Check out of curiosity
>Nearly 2 million behind despite being released in the same week
uh huh

>>15341902
Surprisingly stream-watching and unity-pilled

>>15342460
theyre short an enderpearl

>>15342450
>Live Again better than End of a Life
I smell another bone war on the horizon

>>15342460
Taking it easy I guess? Fubuki's actually spedrun this before so it doesn't make much sense.

Posting my wife before I go to sleep

>>15342450
thanks for reminding me to listen to Live Again and Ghost

>>15342411
>inside everyone is a deadbeat
>inside the deadbeat inside everyone is a fandead
How deep does the holofan matryoshka doll go

>thread is dead

>Koyo Mario Kart
>Migo Forza
>Koyo passpatout
Good shit on today

>>15342411
Ghost aren't real dummy

>>15342392
I wish Yona Yona Journey got more attention, but that reupload and lack of shilling killed its growth...

Do we like Nene here?

>>15342533
inside the fandead is pic related

>>15342533
Inside every soul of a fandead is a curse of addiction made by Rushia.
We are all addicts

>>15342554
yes we do, abayo husband

>>15342459
Sana should collab with Korone! :)

I'm scared of Mio's tarot readings this year.

>>15342554
Please don't post such scandalous pictures of my wife

>>15342361
Agreed. Humor me for a moment, sometimes I feel like she should try to live in Japan again. Maybe I'm being selfish but I want to see her interact with more Holos. Although another part of me keeps remembering that Japan doesn't fair too well when it comes to doctors and treatment of foreigners.

>>15342533
risu

>>15342251
Just fucking lie and say it's your birthday anyways retard

Remember that all talk of Ayame being a whore, that she does enjou kousai with fat, old, men, that she's constantly taking breaks to get stuffed by her boyfriend's cock, that's all rumors and can't be proven. But there sure are a lot of rumors and she sure takes a lot of breaks. Legend says if you get enough money and gain enough weight, if you walk down the right Japanese back alley at night, you might encounter her. Her ass is definitely loose just like her pussy. Gaping. She probably drips old man cum from every orifice.

What can be proven is she doesn't care about Hololive. She streams the bare minimum, when she streams at all.
>lowest number of hours streamed the last 6 months
>streamed literally once October and none at all in June
https://files.catbox.moe/5gy0h7.png
>makes up some excuse to explain her absence ranging from
I'm sick
https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1446647834065833990
https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1447060806500118531
My head hurts
https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1451520313615798281
Tummy hort
https://youtu.be/AsvigP4y_5E
I have no internet
I'm moving
https://youtu.be/RBBntG9DnYI
Kiara moved halfway across the world and was back to streaming in under a week, Ayame took 6+ weeks while moving to a different spot in the same city
>didn't stream when "moving" but streamed for 1 million celebration, anons here found she was playing League of Legends the whole time
>fans accept her excuses, send her more money in one stream than some holo members make in a month, then fucks off again, repeats as needed
>continues to use one of these excuses at random
>was the only one to say nothing after Coco graduated, instead tweeting about airpods after the stream, then never mentioning her again
https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1410816798681751554
https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1410817106212388864
>ignored Ina's birthday drawing of her, even Ayame's mama replied
>didn't say anything to Miko after she got home from the hospital (for her chronic illness)
>never congratulates holos on birthdays or milestones
>doesn't respond when they congratulate her on hers
>wasn't there for Aqua and Shion's birthday totsu
>started totsu on her birthday in which Aqua and Miko appeared
>wasn't there for Miko's return stream
>wasn't there for Subaru's birthday or 1 million stream
>wasn't there for usaken summer festival
>wasn't there for usaken summer festival afterparty
>wasn't there for Christmas singing relay
>wasn't there for afterparty of song she released with Fubuki and Mio (Hyakkaryouran Hanafubuki)
>ghosted coco for a year about asacoco
https://youtu.be/mu_TRNccY6I
>never collabs with other holos
>Subaru and Choco mentioned she's the hardest to see online and in real life, "rarest among holos"
>caused SENPAITACHI OKBR stream to be delayed
>ruined the mood during SENPAITACHI OKBR stream by openly showing disinterest multiple times
>tried to end SENPAITACHI OKBR after doing it just once even though they changed the rules to accommodate her and it was delayed because of her
>late to monster hunter collab with Rushia by 40+ minutes
>participated in an Apex tournament without practicing or streaming it, sucked at it, and then said "everyone was serious huh?" while streaming it without even showing her avatar
>has a reputation of being a crazy lovable goofball due to Hologra, acts nothing like it on streams
>said in a members stream she only reads member comments and ignores non members
>only popular because of old clips and hologra
>only one of her team to not show up for sports festival pratice
>wasn't paying attention during sports festival
https://youtu.be/URSXpS-TdEc

>>15342565
this is true!

would you rather clean Laplus's disgusting room and be rewarded with sex or wash Chloe in the bath but there's no guarantee you'll get sex you just have to clean her cause she's disgusting and lazy

>>15342617
The latter

>>15342056
Mori's liked both Kanata's Live 3D tweet and her guest appearance tweet. I guess she's waiting until closer to the stream before retweeting.

>>15341699
The highlights were the Holostar concert, Koyori mind break, and the Matsuri collab with Noel, Koyori, and Laplus for me. Overall a great day on the JP side

>>15342614
say wasnt there a Mori version of this but it listed the things she got away with?

>>15342617
Bath with Chloe pls

>>15342040
If deadbeats just stopped replying to bait and not whiteknight, the schizos tire themselves out and either leave or aggressively pick at someone/something else.

Honestly if you care so much about being right just fuck off to reddit and collect your reddit karma for arguing with people who don't have anything better to do.

>>15342610
lying is bad, anon

Is this the strongest deadbeat?

>>15342298
You fucks can FLY?

>>15342617
I'd take cunny over whores any day

>>15342661
it is canon that takos can float

>>15342641
Mori's version is a shazam post

>>15342657
This deadbeat has got a belly.

>>15342657
That's Mori's true form

>>15342610
>Lying to your oshi
Not only is it a sin it would also be disrespectful, what if I asked last year and she streamed on my birthday. Then she'll know that I either lied to her the first time or the second time.

>>15342657
the author doesnt even want to write this series anymore, how disappointing

>>15342610
He's not a tako

>>15341996
The gamer-cage and the lifting sapling were definitely the two highlights of the stream

>>15342703
He's finally run out of ideas of stuff he can describe with "like a puppet whose strings had been cut," give him a break.

>>15342586
Career wise, going back definitely has way more benefits for her in particular (since she loves collabs/offcollabs and the process of actually recording in a Japanese studio) but she personally seems to be happy living at home now.

I miss my Mori......

Does anyone have the stuffs soundpost?

Watame has no sex appeal whatsoever. And I don't think Fubuki has any either.

https://twitter.com/momo_kimuchi008/status/1475374958771851266
>If the holos were an enemy: Sana ver.
>"Little man, why pick up a weapon?"
I don't know why I fapped to this

>>15342680
Not that particular one though. KDTD will sink.

>>15342735
I'm still laughing at the gamer cage shit because that was the furthest from my mind and she just says it like nothing

i fuck dogs

>>15342703
>>15342736
That is for the better. Better stop when you run out of idea instead of trying to come up with one that probably won't work and will ruin the story altogether

>>15342699
Kek

>>15342782
we know Ame

>>15342699
Does anyone still have that Persona 3 comic with Ina going "baby baby baby" or some shit

>>15342738
I keep trying to tell myself that. Perhaps it's just me being greedy.

wake up it's time to play Mario Kart
https://youtu.be/1IfEtocLW5Q

>>15342241
Money message monday

>>15342784
Mori...

>>15342831
How do the girls create such cool waiting screens

same

>>15342565

>>15342782
Mumei... Don't use too much peanut butter okay?

I drew this do you like it

>>15342821
It's time to go to bed, bros! I'll tuck you in! Night night!!

>>15342874
Make it fatter

KONKOYO

>>15342830
I too think that way but I respect her decision to stay at home and be close to her family and friends. She seems to be ignoring the benefits of it though and may have gotten a bit (more) traumatized towards the end of her last stay since a lot of things went to shit with her and her living situation there.

>>15342358
>Okayu
>Menhera

>>15342577
That would be nice
Sana mentioned Korone talking to her during her break, and her doing the same when Korone took her own break

>>15342874
I like it. Style looks pretty familiar, especially the background colour, but surely that's just a coincidence.

>>15342861
They pay people to make them. Koyori's was made by @kiroton_ton (song was done by @2ncooh)

Is it just me, or did Haachama got better at english? Watching her new VOD, and she seems way more articulate than usual.

https://twitter.com/pavoliareine/status/1475391621680095243
https://twitter.com/pavoliareine/status/1475391621680095243
https://twitter.com/pavoliareine/status/1475391621680095243

>>15342874
Do you have an album btw

>>15342907
She probably would if access to travel is easier, but now with no guarantees that you can go back or even go in the first place it's a lot of unnecessary stress.

Koyo opening along with Bun Bun Cha becoming my favorites. Then there's IRyS's as the anthem of hope.

>>15342908
reread the post

Ok it's confirmed the Holostars watchalong was privated because of the sound leaking. You dumb zombie

>>15342907
Yeah, just gotta try my best to let it go.

I'm a narcissist
But when I fart you sniff

>>15342834
Tuppence Texts Tuesday
Wall Street Writing Wednesday
Tender Transcripts Thursday
Finance Flashcard Friday
Stipend Selection Saturday

>>15342927
Oh ok

Thoughts?

>>15342932
She kept her stream strictly english
When she actually tries Chama is very articulate and understandable she just likes to ramble like a lunatic cause half the time shes shitposting using her mouth

>>15342937
ear

>ollie privated the vod because she leaked the audio through her headphones the entire time and didn't notice through the screaming

>>15342971
kek, another one for the pile of zoombie yabs.

>>15342932
Yeah I felt that way too. Maybe she's been doing her reps

>>15342967
God the things I would do to Koyorin thoughts

>>15342962
that doesnt even make any sense you stupid reaper

>>15342967
Adorable, I'm a member

>>15342967
cute cat

>>15342830
Her being closer to family and friends is definitely better. 3D might be forever away, but I'd prefer the girls to have some more mental health and god knows Kiara fucking needs as much of that as possible. Travel is fucked and her getting stuck there the same way Mori was would be wack as fuck.

>>15342955
>the most likely explanation for what happened was the real one and not some wild rrat
damn who would have thought

>>15342040
At the end of day the anime avatar allows some distance. Mori’s antics are cringe but endearing and amusing in 2d. In 3d I wanted to end my own life. A lot of stuff that works in a particular media translates poorly in real life. Some things are better left behind the curtain

>>15342950
Yeah, this whole travel fiasco sucks so much. I feel like if it weren't for that, she would probably have monthly visits or something.

i really like watchalongs with ame

>>15342983
better than the random gossip rumors the classy women of /vt/ were spreading

>>15342967
Koyo looking at her next experiment

>>15342932
Personally, I blame Mori

Amei post

>>15342955
>sound leaking
What leaked? Copyright music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDRpaLflgoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDRpaLflgoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDRpaLflgoo

supposedly it was the concert audio being audible from Ollie's headphones

>>15343029
haha imagine getting a double paizuri from these two retards haha

>>15343035
the Homo's original song

>>15342554
How strange. She's literally having sex and showing her nipples, and I still do not feel the least bit aroused.

>>15342967
If I'm being honest, her content isn't really for me. But her design, voice, chemistry, and energy captivate me like no other Holo

>>15342932
Chammer's eigo has always been better than she lets on.

>>15343022
What would those be?

Thoughts on the cutest mama?

>>15343035

>>15342040
>the fesh pincess of nippon
i kinda wish i knew how to do that now

>>15342358
You’re overthinking this. Incredibly hot women who seem to have their shit together regularly get thrown into days long bouts of self doubt because of things you don’t remember saying. You can get into fights without even knowing it because she interpreted your comments as implying she gained weight because you spoke positively about her ass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl9EcS5As2w

Thoughts?

>>15342955
>>15342971
I watched the entire stream and there was zero audio leaking, but you're free to believe whatever you like.

>>15343035
>what leaked
Ollie, Iofi, and Bae were definitely leaking

>>15343065
Nene also has some of the least amount of porn of any holo
People find it difficult to lewd her

>>15343005
You are right, Nenechi. You are always right. Can I have some of those fries?

>>15342950
She outright said that was her plan back then. She wanted to return to Japan every 2 months or so. Mori offered to host her and she doesn’t even need a visa to stay for like 3 months because she’s Austrian.

Is there a way to notice a holo is using glasses looking at the Live2D?
I know Ina uses them all the time and Ame uses sometimes to avoid eye strain, but what about Gura?

>>15342554
>not deleted
Even the meidos agree, Nene just doesn't have any sex appeal at all, even when naked with a dick (mine btw) inside her

>Waalooweegee
>Weegoowaa
>Wohlaawaa wheeru
Rate Koyori's Mario Kart build, it is her first time playing

>>15343076
That Yagoo is a married man.

Thoughts on Ame's friends?

>>15343078
dead rigger storage thoughts

>>15343112
Yeah, to me.

>>15343114
Reine, Roboco, Mel and Mori are all cool in my books.

>>15342967
I forgot about her. What does she do?

>>15343069
>>15342787
Food for thought

>>15343114
this p person looks like a pro Joinda competitive player

>>15343114
WHERE'S THE HALO PLAYTHROUGH MORI

>>15343114
Mel, rbc, Reine
But who the fuck is Moricalliope?

>Koyo worse than Yamada

I did not think that was possible

>>15343114
very cute, I wish I'd have friends.

>>15343021
I love them. I don't really watch a lot of movies outside of them.

>>15343114
>moricalliope
>no pfp
>set to snooze
I would honestly remove her if I saw her on my friends list

>>15343088
People on this very board said they heard sound leaking toward the end of the stream anon. Your ears were just still bleeding from the girls' screams

>>15343092
She just gives off too much of a daughter vibe. It's like hearing "I want to marry Papa!", every time she talks about her husbands.

>>15343065
Nene has no sex appeal at all, just like Miko, Fubuki, Subaru, Pekora, Kanata, and Watame.

I also don't think Aqua is hot in the fucking slightest, but many will disagree with me on that one.

>>15343114
who the fuck is moricalliope?

Koyo is terrible at this...

>>15343146
Its ok shes better at MK than Id1 and Anya and most of EN by being Japanese

>>15343131
Because… we, uh… want a thread to discuss Hololive generally? What’s so weird about it?

>>15343021
That is very cute

>>15342927
gura should get a cool anime intro instead of the low effort shit she always has. honestly, en's intros (with the exception of irys) are blown away by the jp ones. Fuck, even ID1's are better quality.

That 12 hour Jump King hasn't lowered Koyoris energy at all. Hows she so energetic for a hag?

Koyo should've picked a female character.

>>15343098
eye tracking going berserk, glasses kinda screw with that
it's actually really noticeable on gura sometimes

>>15343035
Pretty much the whole concert through their headphones. It was not that noticeable because the girls wouldn't shut up

>>15343114
Why is Mel's name ringo?

>>15343086
I gotta say, I ain't into this song. It doesn't matter who covers it, I just can't bring myself to like it. It's the same thing with King.

>>15342758
How rude

>17:00 You're underestimating me, assistant-kun!
>17:08 I'm going to bring out my full power now
>17:24 Wait, I'm last place!
koyokino

>>15343186
She got drunk after Jump King

>>15343165
People want to fuck Gaou's drawings of Aqua because through the last 3 years her tits have tripled in size in his official art of her
I dont think they find the head empty no thoughts retard herself sexual

>>15342758
>And I don't think Fubuki has any either.
Imagine being this wrong