/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>15332926
literally who?

>>15332926
I would like to taste Risuna's cunny onegai

Beatani, I wanted to inform you about how perfect your feet are. They are so smooth and I would gladly kiss them when you asked with no regrets. The shape is perfect and the curves are perfect. I would love to lick them clean for you whenever you desired. The fact that you have so few wrinkles on the bottoms of your feet is truly a statement of your beauty. On top of that, your toes are the perfect shape and length for sucking. I just wish I could massage them in person to get a glimpse of peak beauty. I truly have never seen anything like it, I get turned on just looking at them and there is nothing I can do about it. Foot jobs from feet like that must be heavenly. I ascend just thinking of the pure euphoria. I would love it if you could just slip your big toe into my anus and then take it out and let me lick it clean. If you gave me your feet I swear I would be yours forever and I would do whatever you asked of me. So if you would be willing to take me in we could both make each other's lives perfect I promise you would just need to give me a chance.

Why was this thread made?

>>15333229
This but unironically.

I love fucking this bear!

I love this fucking bear

Quick, I need a skill I can learn in one day to put something in the progress review

>>15333716
This was Babytani before Babytani.

>>15333770
Do you know hiragana or katakana? You could learn if you start now.
https://www.tofugu.com/japanese/learn-hiragana/

>>15333819
That's impossible. I hope she extends the deadline

>>15334103
I learned them in about 6 hours in June. You can do it! Or lie and nobody will know.

I was going to stick with this bear until new years but I don't really care anymore. If nothing else she's honest and cares about us. I just can't do this anymore

>>15334442
But I thought this was public information.

>>15334357
>6 hours
Sorry I'm more retarded than you are.

>>15334533
Seriously that site is really good and free. Try a few while you're thinking of alternative.

>>15334442
Is this real? I want to believe it's fake, but the way she speaks is too accurate...

>>15334442
I foresee a lot of dads leaving after new years.

>>15334442
Like she uses Twitter anymore

>>15334442
I believe it, at least I know that several dads close to her have made reference to it in a very unsubtle way.

>>15334357
>Or lie and nobody will know.
You may be onto something.

>>15334442
I don't know what time format is that and what 'dop' is but accurate.

>>15334442
If you unironically believe she is single or lacks experience, you're a moron. She always uses Chihiro to talk about her offline life. Put two and two together. Beatani is just a character she plays.

>>15334778
of course that's very clear from the beginning I've been saying that chihiro is not real but some dads say otherwise.

>>15334873
Is chihiro just a character? I thought she was the "real" beatani.

How much time do you think she spends with her BF every week? Must not be a lot with all the time she spends with us.

>>15334967
Beatani is the character used to talk about herself in third person (Chihiro)

>>15334997
All the time she's "working"

>>15334778
Yeah like she got two friends to help carry stuff? Guaranteed she's fucking one of them and the other one thinks he has a chance.

>>15334997
3 hours on average is not much.

>>15334997
She spends a lot of time in bed you know.

>>15335124
3 hour streams plus all the time on discord

>>15334442
>>15334502
>>15334726
>>15334778
>>15334873
Dads are fucking pathetic lmao

>>15335191
Pic related is you, right?

>>15334998
I have the habit of telling stories that I am not very proud in third person for example I usually say that one of my friends did something but the reality is that it was me that's why I strongly believe that every time bea talks about chihiro it's about her, let's not pretend that it wasn't her who went for the gifts.

>>15334726
dm sex with dads or can you post proof?

>>15335191
Lmao based fellow holoCHAD, I'm also just here laughing at these guys

>>15335224
>no u
Just stop it bro. Every week this thread whines about being cucked but you're too scared to leave

>>15335289
Obviously she did. She even messed up and said "I" before correcting to Chihiro. I know it's kayfabe but come on.

>>15335296
pay attention to the tweets of certain dads known to be part of her inner circle, I'll give you a hint, the frog has a bad habit of leaking private information in his jokes.

>>15335394
I don't know what these guys would be coping about when they're confirming the first post. Are you retarded?

is AR still in the inner circle?

This thread is off to a great start

>>15335467
probably not since he pissed bea off with that stalker feature he must have lost a bunch of love points doing that

>>15335609
Beatani is backwards. I wouldn't be so sure of that.

>>15335467
He hasn't been for a long time. Bea is always polite with him but he's not one of the favorites.

>>15335685
That must suck :(
He was so popular half a year ago

>>15335671
No if that were the case it'd be ıuɐʇɐǝq

I will fuck beatani in the ass

>>15335963
Go home Chihiro, you're drunk.

>>15334442
I hope she has a lot of children! Well as long as she doesn't treat them badly like babytani.

>>15335702
I wonder if Bea regrets wasting shota Risuna on him or if she just considers a commission.

>>15334442
Oh no no no I know who this is and why she had to tell him that. Well relax dads believe what you want to believe and keep having fun.

>>15336307
No name or hint so bullshit.

I think about the wet hole between her legs a lot

>>15336307
I don't know who he is, but he sounds pretty menhera stalker gachikoi. She would say that just to make him stop obsessing over her anyways.
It sounds like she wants him to be happy, but just with somebody else who he can actually be with instead of her.

>>15336486
paws

To the dads leaving after new years: drop the leaks as 2022 hits.

>>15337232
A new batch every hour

>>15337150
I wish I was Beatani!

>>15337232
Just drop them now what are you waiting for<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec117e">

Your fortune: Happy Kwanzaa!</span>

>>15337232
starting the new year free from her clutches

Beatani, you're a nigger

if you are planning to leave just leave don't leak the information that bea has entrusted to you dads are not strong they are just insensitive if you leak the information that I believe you want to leak many will not bear it
>>15337764
this is sadly true

No matter what microphone I buy I will never sound as good as Beatani.

if you want to feel better you have to remember that bea is a chronic liar even what she told you on dms can be a lie.

Bea seems to be in too good of a good mood for her end of the month period so she is clearly pregnant.

>>15338699
>Could she be in a good mode for the holidays?
>Could it be because she had the best Christmas ever getting cool gifts?
>No, she must be pregnant

>>15338865
Your logic is sound even if you're trying to be ironic.

>>15335191
You are delusional if you think most vtubers and girl streamers don't have boyfriends

My dick in your ass?

>>15339511
Yes

>dads give Bea the best birthday ever
>dads give Bea the best Christmas ever
Dads just keep winning

Almost 2 months with no balon post. Why would anyone upgrade?

>>15340772
the last one was something she made public after an hour, there is no reason to be an oil balon.

>balons gatekeeping again saying there's nothing good in the posts
The balon comment section is almost guaranteed interaction with Bea unless she legitimately doesn't like you. There's also some good info in the posts themselves.

>>15342041
there is nothing for months now in the balon posts there is no critical information only the first 4 months contained important information but bea stopped doing it

>>15342041
>>15342106
the whole balon thing worked on a trust system and people kept betraying that trust or trying to hold it hostage so I don't know why people are shocked she doesn't really do anything with it anymore.

>>15342041
if you don't believe me faggot pay the 25 fucking dollars

>>15342170
I already do that's how I know

>>15342213
then you know the last post contains nothing important and bea's comments are not much different from a twitter reply.

>>15342265
>are not much different from a twitter reply.
you know the jealous schizos here overhyped those too

>>15342041
>The balon comment section is almost guaranteed interaction with Bea unless she legitimately doesn't like you
That's sad, if you want to talk with her do it on discord

This must be the laziest attempt of baiting a drama of all the fucking year

>>15342594

>>15342594
Hello, my name is Boog E. Mann and I come from THAT thread
I am here to bait drama and shitpost

>>15342806
>THAT thread
I don't know what you are talking about, most of the dads that were arguing earlier are our usual bored schizos

New OB post.

>>15342912
stop playing with my feelings

>It's real

>>15342912
finally

>>15343115
leak everything please

>>15343135
it's fake moron she hasn't made an oil balon post in months

>>15343115
She showed us the baby way before the reveal so posting it twice wouldn't make sense.

>>15343364
it's just a copy paste of her post in the OB discord channel so it's not new information yeah

Bea should make an OB post about her plans for next year.

what was your favorite drama of the year?

>>15343404
She will.

>>15343404
She should update her dad tier list while she's at it.

>sexprogress_sexhaver.png forwarded to 43 addresses

>>15332926
>Next stream - New year endurance
does anyone have a schedule? I dont wants to miss anything

>>15334442
if you want to bait at least put some effort into it dadchama

>>15345537
lmao

>>15345537
>date.mov forwarded to everyone that ever sent her a dm

>>15345553
There isn't a schedule yet. She made a stream listing out activities, but that was subject to change.

post bebe tani I want to see your best bebes

>>15346460

>>15346523
Nice onahole, it looks a bit small though

>>15346541

>>15347136
Yeah that one is perfect!

>>15342041
>The balon comment section is almost guaranteed interaction with Bea
no lol

You have to get in early to get a reply from her or likes from other OBs. I find myself not noticing new OB posts for hours by which time all the other OB replyguys have left a comment and she has replied and they've all liked amongst themselves. If I leave a comment hours later, I get few/no likes and she doesn't reply to me.

>unless she legitimately doesn't like you
I don't think she dislikes me, she has even taken to giving me a nickname/pet name in recent streams when I donate. Or maybe she's just tolerating my existence and I'm being delusional.

>>15347200

>>15347995
Do you think Bea has her cock or her hand up babytani?

>>15347950
>I don't think she dislikes me, she has even taken to giving me a nickname/pet name in recent streams when I donate
who are you?

>>15348206
Do you think she beats up babytani (in smash)?

I'm trying to think of a sad love song to sing on Valentine's but I don't have any ideas

>>15348701
God was never on your side. Go listen it

>>15348636
She wants to amputate babytani's limbs off and beat her up.

>>15348701
Try darude sandstorm but in a sad voice, I'm sure it will get the feeling across.

I think she needs some help.

>>15348802
made me laugh thinking about this

I want to fuck beatani and make many babytani scrawling everywhere

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h b3aR oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _... im 1000 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe...toodles!!!!! love and waffles,
~t3h b3aR oF d00m~*

I

>>15351586

>>15350706
She had her friends bring packages when her room was that trashed?

>>15352013
it got trashed after she gave them "payment" for helping her with the packages

>>15352060
Sex and his friend did visit Ueno the other day

>>15352118
we need to start looking around that area

>>15352118
those are just coincidences risuna she fucked her college friends

>>15351586

>Bea mentions "Chihiro" had 2 friends help her with the packages
>Fuumin and his friend are outside becoming sex together with bicycles on the same day and place
https://youtu.be/yfTG7TT-X6A

>>15352442
>Bea is a man with a voice changer and can be heard yelling sex

>>15352442

>>15342668
I love this anonymous drawfag.

>>15352534
enjoy surviving as a crippled vegetable because you only killed one hemisphere of your brain, Risuna

dumb bitch

Would you eat a Risuna fish? I would not, they are too cute.

>>15353380
Thanks I almost messed up there

>>15353413
They would give me depression. There is a theory that Bea flushes her meds down the toilet and it contaminates the water and Risuna fish.

haha would it be weird if I only addressed my XP Hill note to Bea haha

>>15353542
Yeah everyone would have a real good laugh. Haha, this guy was funny 'til the end.

>>15353542
hahaha it would be very funny if your family asked bea what was in the letter imagine the laughs haha

Dads your goal for 2022 is to learn enough Japanese to write a suicide note before you seppuku.

>>15353778
imagine Bea going gomennasai eigo shaberimasen and ghosting my family hahahahahahahahahaha

She WOULD read your suicide note, right dad?

>>15354081
Haha and it's so embarrassing for the family anyone that tries to talk about it gets hushed up hahaha

>>15354168
Of course, so would her friends

>>15354081
imagine in the news showing how a vtuber encouraged suicide among her viewers it would be very funny hahahah

Seeing bea on one of those dark side of the internet iceberg videos would be a fate worse than death. Don’t be retarded onegai.

Her armpits must smell so good right now

>>15354430
Her claim to fame

>>15354430
God I've seen things I was involved with on those kinds of videos and it makes me sick to my stomach. Don't become a circus animal for some youtuber to make money off of, anon.

>>15354430
>number fifteen kuumagay chiseitoh
>a vtuber also known as beeatani was known for her dark humor within niche vtuber communities
>after the suicide of **** ******, a note was found on his desk, stating "BeATANI HATES ME I'M GOING TO XP HILL MATANE BEA BEA"
>upon investigation it was found that beeatani often encouraged her viewers to commit suicide by telling them to "neck themselves" and "go to XP Hill"
>beeatani was also allegedly planning a mass suicide event that would take place in Hokkaido

>>15356227
>Don't become a circus animal for some youtuber to make money off of, anon.
So don't submit to her reviews?

>>15356281
Beatani should pay ME

>>15356594
This but unironically.

>>15356594

>They do her job for free

I wish she payed me in kisses for the job I do for her

Bea doesn’t get bored of seeing the same 20 people submitting to the community review streams?

>>15356996
>Get an album, gifts, letters and a magazine
>"You should give me money"

>>15357070
That's why she posts them on leddit. It kind of works sometimes.

>>15357070
shut up you whore
you made tea mad

>>15357070
Why don’t you submit then anon if you haven’t submitted

>>15357160
Tea should send a progress update. Her drawings have gotten much better this year after she stopped eating most of her crayons.

When you realize you tucked the turkey in bed and put Babytani in the oven

Rrat: babytani was just a ploy to get into Hiyo Amai’s vtuber sphere of influence

>>15357070
it's fine if they don't do the same thing every time

>>15334442
Believing this is true makes it easier to take. It still hurts but not as much.

>>15357946
I think you're onto something there

>>15358046
sex xd

>>15358110
it’s to ease up setting up a playdate

>>15358083
I can't tell if it's real

>>15359279
>Not even Bea can't remember

>>15359279
Believe it is real so it doesn't go in raw when more is revealed. Anon is doing you a favor.

the closest thing to a dm is to comment on streams and videos.
She gets notifications and can see comments on streams clearly, since they are so few.

Bea's going to get drunk/tired and let something slip that she'll regret on the 24 hour stream. What will it be? Her boyfriend's name?

>>15359611
Doesn't Bea turn off all notifications?

>>15347950
>If I leave a comment hours later, I get few/no likes and she doesn't reply to me.
It depends. I've noticed that she usually checks twice, once as it's posted and again a few hours later. If you commented and people who commented after you are getting replies then I have bad news for you.

>>15359831
I've noticed this too. She didn't respond to one comment on the last one because it was cringe to her.

>>15359685
commenting when there are only a couple of comments is easier to be seen.and Youtube notifications work differently.
Although she can turn them off.
It is more likely for her to read a youtube comment on a stream .

Dads should write a guide for talking with beatani

>>15361196
There was some metaposting about how to get Twitter interactions from Bea when she started tweeting less.

>>15361196
Dad she spends most of her streams talking about how much she likes money, art and useful people
Don't expect pity replies from her

>>15361303
also doing memey shorts videos like yuuka could boost her in the algorithm

>>15361196
you don't need a guide to talk to someone you just need to treat them like a real person instead of like an ideal
the fact that you think you need to find a guide on how to talk to her instead of just fucking talking to her (whether it be chatting in stream, replying on twitter or being on the discord when she's active) is why you can't get any kind of meaningful interaction from her

>>15361360
She doesn't do her tweet reps anymore and spends most of her time on discord.
Artgroomers forever destroyed, replychads keep winning

>>15361711
Talking is easy, this is about getting maximal engagement with minimal expenditure of effort. Getting your reply ratio up.

>>15361809
So lazy she has a discord bot to check the tags for her. Kusobear.

>trying to game the system to get attention from bea
Literally pyon tier garbage. Kys unironically.

If you care you won't waste her time with meaningless chatter just talk with her when you have a reason to

>>15333716
Me too

>>15362154
She's a vtuber. Meaningless chatter is the whole point.

Whoever did that cover of chipmunk song: fuck you I can’t get it out of my head aaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

>>15362100
we’ve always been managers anon , you can’t stop me from being a manager numberfag

>>15362384
It's really addictive

>Magazine Release Posts
>>15303416
>>15303428
>Buy it
https://www.blurb.com/bookstore/invited/9397014/f72d1a7d1b381597c504f1fc788902674c6ab783
>Download it
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1JvIVot9YAR0cdUFT7txlo0qpSn6uDvAU?usp=sharing
>Just the PDF
https://files.catbox.moe/weeg4q.pdf

>>15362100
You just have to take a look at their thread to feel better with yourself
Think of Bea mainly as someone to hang out with when she streams, forcing a relationship with her is just creepy

>>15362501
Why wasn't the full zoo thing included? I don't see a problem with an article taking up 10 pages out of 70 something, it's not like a book or a movie, you can just flip past it if you want.

>>15361196
Here you go, dad. It's simple.

I propose the next singing project be divided into 1 yah sings and a separate valentine album. My reasoning is:
People are gravitating towards a yakuza song for yah sings which fits the valentine theme loosely but is more just a yakuza stream enhancer. Furthermore sing dads can have something to do since there aren’t too many events in the year where they have a reason to sing anyways. Yah sings can and should continue through the year since there doesn’t usually have to be a seasonal event tied to it, it could even just be more yakuza songs if that’s what people want.

>>15362777
There were like 3 pages for beatani lover but only 2 for zoo anon… really makes you think.

>>15362899
Wasn't there one that caused trouble with the printers because of its content? The zoo one had lots of naked Bea

Talking with her is fun but when she starts gossiping about dads and other vtubers it makes me feel dirty.

>>15362859
Sounds good

>>15362937
I think it's because they don't don't print fanzines.

oso bebé....

>>15363005
I need meds.

>>15363027
Nice bear

>>15363027
cute bebe

>>15363027
cute!

>>15363027
I'm so glad she made the model. It was pretty obvious that she always wanted to be a baby.

>>15362777
This was discussed at the time months ago, and was not just the page number as much as the page content itself. It's a disturbing subject matter, and allowing this type of content also meant we would have had to allow other anons who wanted to submit content that was too violent or sexual. And yes, there were people who wanted to submit this type of content. Zoo anon was more than aware of the situation and that's why he gave us two "magazine friendly" pages. That's it.

>>15363171
That's great because I want to give her one

>>15363171
adult baby role-play is very high level fetishm

Is Bea a diaperfag?

>>15362501
I don't really want to say this but you scrambed a bunch of parts of Beatani Lover. The article is well done overall but some parts just don't make sense.

>>15363172
Yeah that zoo stuff is a little bit disgusting and I don't hate not having it in the actual magazine. Though since there are no page numbers maybe you could make an alternate version with it in there for gurochads to print out.

>>15362955
tell us a good gossip innercircle chama

>>15363421
Beatani Lover asked for 1 page and submitted 20,849 characters in a plain text document that took 7 anons weeks to get in any coherent form. Sorry you don't like how we edited his article.

Weigh in short after she eats all the sweets she got for Christmas.

>>15363547
Holy fucking based

>>15363616
I want a video of Chihiro pinching her tummy

>>15363633
We cut 1000 words or so and still had 3 pages. Sasuga beatani lover.

>>15363682
He must really love Beatani

I was scared about cookie anon poisoning one of them

>Furthermore sing dads can have something to do since there aren’t too many events in the year where they have a reason to sing anyways.
Why do you need an event? Most of the Christmas songs had rewritten lyrics, just find a fun song and cover that with a Bea twist. That one guy who did Living La Viva Loca but with Mori lyrics was standalone and is one of my favorites.

>>15363795
Why? Has this place jaded you that much?

>>15363822
Eating homemade food from a stranger is not smart

>>15363547
Not about what you cut, but some parts are simply scrambed. Well whatever I'm not complaining too much

>>15363862
I think she ate some other cookies to make the cookie eating sound

>>15363803
Vocaroo covers and a mixed/mastered song are very different

>>15363941
It's supposed to look schizo.

>>15363862
I'd eat them. Watching for months and sending a package with your name and address has to be the most retarded plan to poison someone.

>>15364044
Yeah I think they're both different things so separate is probably better.

>>15363862
this
even if he didn't poison them it's putting a lot of faith in 4chan schizos to think they wouldn't make "special" cookies

>>15364133
I wouldn't be worried about poison
Just some weird shit like cum sprinkles

She said she trusted on the cookies dad so it had to be someone from the inner inner circle

would she eat YOUR cookies?

>>15363795
>>15363862
>anon
>stranger
Not really, he's been around a long time.
>>15364431
Probably not. But I wouldn't send any and put her in the situation of having to choose.

>>15364559
>Not really, he's been around a long time.
We are all strangers

>>15364044
What's your point. They're both fun, and the benefit of a vocaroo cover is you can do one whenever you want.

>>15364431
>next christmas everyone sends her homemade cookies

>>15364588
You can be if you want to be. But I'm considerably more paranoid/distrusting than Bea and there's quite a few Dads I don't consider strangers

>>15363532
Dads need to stop sending face pics
Here chuubas are really mean to their fans in group dms
H***** is a woman

>>15364833
>The best cookies are the ones with the shape of a dick

>>15364885
>H***** is a woman
This makes all my "joke" posts about having sex with him less hot now...

>>15364885
>H***** is a woman
SEX SEX SEEEEEEEEEX AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>>15363354
Babytani is about five years old so probably not

>>15364431
Decent odds, but like >>15364559 said I wouldn't want to put her in a situation to have to decide, and if she didn't trust me I'd feel a little sad.

>>15364990
autistic children take considerably longer to mature

>>15364990
>Single mother at 21 rrat

>>15364431
Probably and there's a 100% chance my cum would be in them

>>15365097
Larp

>>15365181
nigga you don't know this place if you think it's only a larp

>>15364431
She would but I also wouldn't do some weird shit to it like you faggots

>>15364431
First off, I wouldn't make cookies, they're not good for you. I am pretty positive Bea is not eating that healthily (The japanese diet being healthy thing is a meme, most nips don't have that luxury and consume empty carbs, sodium, and sugar), so I would probably send some pickled vegetables from my garden, ideally fresh, but obviously that can't be done to a PO box of a different country.

>>15365354
How do I know that's dirt on the carrot and not your poop?

>>15365431
They're pickled, why would there be dirt?

>>15365354
She mentioned mostly eating boiled meat and vegetables so not the most unhealthy diet.

>>15365490
I read picked instead of pickled, my bad.

>>15365503
That sounds depressing

>>15362501
I wish I knew why I'm supposed to pay taxes to the Dutch.

>>15365009
>and if she didn't trust me I'd feel a little sad.
There's also that. It would feel pretty bad to have this confirmed rather than just being able to shrug it off as menhera. And not just Bea, I'd feel about as bad if it was another Dad too.

>>15365354
>vegetables
>a month in transit
still, giving vegies as a present, I would unironically shoot you if you did that to me

>>15365821
You've never had good pickled veg, then

>>15365894
I have
and I would still shoot you
1st in the knees, then in your head

>>15365946
As expected of a burgerlard

>>15365967
I am uropoor, you get extra torture for calling me a mutt

>>15365967
I'm a burger who pickles my own vegetables and ferments sauerkraut and kimchi. Good vegetables are good.

>>15359279
its real in a way that its almost fake again but only those who believe her lies are actually tricked

>>15364885
>Here chuubas are really mean to their fans in group dms
tell me which groups does bea join and why is she there?

>>15362501
>PC's too old to get any of these links working
B-buying it is then...

>>15366651
even the google drive?

>>15366824
Browser is too outdated that it leads me straight to google's "get a better browser dude" site and most browser don't support Vista anymore..

>>15366918
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>15366918
bro you've literally had over a decade to upgrade to 7 or if you want to just jump straight to something modern, take the linuxpill since modern windows is trash

Remember to submit your goals/accomplishments.
And something for New Years that happens in your timezone, though I'm not sure if Bea wanted those added directly to the spreadsheet or if she's even planning to do anything with that anymore

>>15367014
>And something for New Years that happens in your timezone
I mean, nothing really. People in the states just kinda get drunk on new years and pretend they're gonna start going to the gym before giving up three days later but that's about it. I guess there's the ball drop in NYC but that only applies if you're in EST and the rest of the country can get fucked.

>>15367014
>And something for New Years that happens in your timezone
where the fuck does this come from?

>>15367014
I don't know what to say for accomplishments that doesn't sound like I'm just showing off.

>>15367169
you already sound like a show off

>>15367116
Sure, but you have things like the ball drop in New York.
>>15367118
It's in the new years stream description.

>>15367186
I can't help it. I succeeded in too many things this year.

>>15367116
Timezone cover both hemispheres, I'm not sure what the 3rdies do. Maybe they've got something

>>15367116
I'm sure there will be a riot to ring in the new year for each timezone, burgerchama.

>>15366950
Lets just say I've never bothered to upgrade my PC for more than a decade and nnow I'm kinda slowly regretting it..

>>15366918
Just do Linux already. I legit feel sorry for you.

Of you're looking for a resolution here's a free one: Being a better dad. That is unless you're one of the already perfect dads.

>>15367673
All dads are perfect

>>15367715
And Bea better not forget it!

>>15367673
How to be a better dad:
>Stop using discord or the thread
>Don't watch every stream
>Reply to her tweets only using reaction pics
>Be a member but don't show up in the membear streams

Bea must feel so intimidated surrounded by perfect handsome dads. She shouldn't worry because they are at her service.

If you really cared about your daughter, you would give her rape correction

>>15367794
3 out of 4 isn't too bad

Dads I'm so fucking horny right now what do I have to do to get a dad to do his reps to me

My resolution is to find Chihiro and give her a surprise tickle as I say gao. The look on her face will be so funny.

>>15368159
https://files.catbox.moe/ptsvm9.png

>>15368159
a face of utter fear

>>15368159
And then walk away without saying another word. She'll always wonder who figured it out and if they're out there watching.

>>15366491
what

>>15367794
How do I be a better mom?

>>15368129
How do I know where to direct my JO energy?

I want to rape beatani and cum inside and force her to keep the mutt and groom her into becoming a trad wife

>>15368442
Tell her to clean her room and take a bath once in awhile. Also nag her to get married.

>>15368442
sex with dad

>>15368426
It's fake but real conversation like that probably happened.

Guys what if Beatani is actually cute irl and she's really a virgin like she claims?

>>15368485
Which dad ?

>>15368527
All of them

>>15368520
Then she is probably mentally ill and needs correction.

>>15368547
cringe

>>15368547
All at once? 2

>>15368603
GANGBANG

>>15368520
of course and all the dads are black haired girls with red eyes.

Who smells the worst, Beatani, Risuna, or Hobodad?

>>15368660
Beatani

schizoid dad here
why you you guys not want Bea to have a boyfriend?
please explain using 100 words or more

Objectively correct tier list. If you disagree you must provide proof.

>>15364431
she 100% would not eat mine, but they'd definitely taste really good and not have anything strange in them.

>>15368660
You would think Hobodad or Beatani but Risuna is actually the nastiest since she only lives for Beatani everything else is pointless it's been 9 months since she's showered.

>>15368660
Beatani. She probably forgets to change her pad and doesn't bathe much.

>>15368703
provide proof on why dads are where they are

>>15368703
Who are you? I need to send some photographic evidence to get this oversight corrected.

>>15368703
You only put me in a lower tier to get a dick pic out of me. I'm not falling for it.

>>15368703
Half the 6"+ are dead

>>15368696
It's not even anything personal against her. It's just that the first time I find out anyone I know is in a relationship, I get undeniably jealous. If it's a really painful case I start thinking that they take things for granted that I have not experienced and will not ever experience.

>>15368703
What methodology did you use?

>>15368696
No man deserves to live in the hell created by being her boyfriend. It's not that I'm attached to her I just don't like watching men suffer.

>>15368703
>Correct placement
S-scary dick-stalkerchama.

>>15368703
https://litter.catbox.moe/u93o20.jpg
Here you go please put me in the correct tier also don't save onegai

>>15368703
Angerisuna doesnt have a penis.

>>15368696
She can do what she wants, but having a boyfriend while acting like a virgin who hates couples even as a character seems weird and manipulative to me. It's what GFE vtubers do by making their viewers feel like they are just like them and that they're not alone because the vtuber also goes through that and needs company, but then the vtubers are riding a chad after the stream.

>>15368696
She's a vtuber and vtubers don't have the right to be in love. Sex with strangers is ok if it's just to fulfill her sexual urges.

>>15368921
Imagine my disappointment

>>15368928
She has a cute and feminine penis

>>15368696
because that means she makes fun of us with her boyfriend isn't enough to talk trash about us with other chuubas she is also doing it with the man she is dating I couldn't tolerate that all the projects that we have done with love are looked down by her.

>>15368928
A clitoris is actually just a small penis without a hole

Tiers:
I would eat a cookie they sent me
I would not eat a cookie they sent me
Incinerate upon arrival

>>15368782
>they take things for granted that I have not experienced and will not ever experience.
pain gao

>>15368782
just get a boyfriend/girlfriend/fucktoy
>>15368869
he made his choice now he must live with the consequences
>>15368969
you make a good argument. I've only ever seen bea as a silly vtuber who does silly things that make me laugh
>>15368990
i c
>>15369046
who cares? don't we always shit on bea in these threads?

>>15368510
It's fake but the contents are real?

>>15368969
This. I really don't care either way if she has a boyfriend or not, it's the manipulative aspect that I wouldn't like.

>>15369199
>just get a boyfriend/girlfriend/fucktoy
As if this is easy. Fuck you, you don't know the pain of being unlovable.

>>15368696
It would make me feel about the same as if I had a wife who left me for someone else

>>15369221
I could photoshop a kid starving to death in Africa and it would be a fake picture, but it happens every day. Verisimilitude dayo

>>15369266
You don't think you could find a equally unlovable femcel to drop your nut into? There are tons of women with 0 self confidence or standards basically a pulse and 4 limbs is all you need.

>Dads are "okay" with Bea having a bf
Fuck you pussies. I want, no I WILL fuck Bea and take her virginity. Her coming in contact with a male is irredeemable no matter the circumstances and I mean all of this unironically

>>15369357
You should take a long walk off a short bridge then retardchama

>>15369357
I have bad news anon. She's fucking her boss and he lets her get way with whatever. It's easier than actually working.

>>15369357
*rapes you*

>>15369233
>>15368969
She's never made it explicit but I think she definitely intentionally implies her virginity. Even if she's not directly lying it's still dishonest behavior and a shitty thing to do to her fans.

>>15369199
>just get a boyfriend/girlfriend/fucktoy
oh ok never thought of that yah

>>15369443
She explicitly said it after Too Fast RPG. Not that I believe it.

>>15369350
No. Scientifically even hamplanets and womanlets can get a hard cock just by spreading their legs. No such thing as a woman with no standards.

>>15369357
if you believe she is a virgin you must also believe she is 25 years old, let's face it there is no way she is really that young let alone really a virgin

>>15369266
>>15369491
it's easier then you think
i'm a schizoid yet, not a virgin
you just have to not be ugly or too weird

>>15369334
Interesting point. In that case though, if you saw a picture of a starving kid in Africa, how would you know if it's real or fake? Or does it not even matter?

>>15369551
I thought for a while that her saying that in the Too Fast RPG was to calm things down.

>>15369567
She's 28 and probably had sex with about 6 or 7 guys. Not too many but not inexperienced either.

>admitted to having sex with a fan
>N-no she's still a virgin like me

>>15369350
Your looks and personality probably allow you to have average standards, so I'm guessing your idea of an "unlovable" girl is like a 4/10. If I was ever desirable to a woman it would be one who has a glandular disorder who stress eats.

>dude just like lower your standards lol
Not the point. Normalfags don't have to do this, hence why many of them take relationships for granted.

>>15369576
>you just have to not be ugly or too weird
Aye, there's the rub

>>15369640
made me think this was a koopa thread for a second

>>15369632
Same. She thought she nuked her viewerbase and went on damage control.

>>15369640
This is not /pyon/ retardchama

>>15369633
Privately she's admitted to being very inexperienced but shes not a virgin tabun maybe.

>>15369576
>you just have to not be ugly or too weird
I'm both, guess I'm fucked then lol

good talk, dad

>>15369594
It's a tough question. Maybe it doesn't matter.

I have 2 onaholes

>>15369754
source: my ass
fuck off

>>15369576
>130 iq
>6'
>fit
You might as well tell me it's easy to go to the moon. Let me just flap my wings and I'll be there soon.

>>15369673
Sounds like you should put forth the tiniest amount of effort to improve yourself then. Not to get poon but to raise your own self confidence.

You gotta admit that it's impressive how there hasn't been any real leak so far

>>15369754
This is probably close to the truth. She tried sex and didn't like it or maybe it was too painful so the guy couldn't penetrate and she's still technically a virgin.

>>15369803
they're not announced as leaks but they're leaked as casual jokes.

>>15369790
Believe what you want to believe it's the truth tabun maybe

>>15369802
>just improooove yourself and be confident. that'll solve everything
great advice thanks

>>15369847
What do you expect someone to say if they know nothing about you?

>>15369803
If you actually leak she would know who you are. Maybe she doesn't have access to her old DMs but she could still figure it out.

>>15369790
>>15369754
leak it please

unironically my favorite part of the magazine was the risunapple/beatangerine beach photo

>>15369847
Unironically it will solve about half of it if you can get your own head out of your ass.

>>15369873
>Wow that sucks man good luck I hope things get better for you
is better than
>You're just lazy just improooove and be confident it's easy

>>15369905
That was pretty chill I admit

>>15369803
there have been leaks in the form of jokes as he says >>15369839 her real age, her weight and even more important things have been leaked.

>>15369943
Celery was very useful

>>15369923
You will keep self sabotaging until you understand fundamentals might sound generic and hollow but simple instructions encompass the first step to anything this includes reverting from being a unsociable gargoyle.

>>15369943
Most of the dads are idiots and they can't help themselves to brag, but none so far has leaked a real conversation or discussed in full details anything

YOU'VE DONE YOUR REPS, RIGHT DAD?

>>15369908
Sending in a job application to NASA will solve about half the problem of getting to the moon.

>>15369683
>>15369756
>>15369794
I had sex only once
it was disgusting
I now only get off to 2d non-humanoid xenophile stuff

>>15370014
If real dms got leaked would anyone believe it? Have real dms been leaked and noone believed them?

>>15370017
I just got an idea. I'll print that out and tribute it.

>>15369943
>>15369975
then please help anons understand and spoonfeed a little

>>15370017
where do I send it?

>>15370017
shit when is the deadline?

>>15370017
Don't fall for it dads. She's farming for your email addresses.

>>15370106
Tomorrow so hurry up

>>15370102
Check the community post for instructions. They are pretty specific and I'm sure a good number of dads either won't read them or will ignore them. Don't be one of those dads.

>>15370106
>>15370102
Read the youtube community page, you stupid fucking retards, why are you so dumb

>>15369975
i wonder what would have happened to her had she never become a bear

>>15369943
Give me her name so I can do JAV research

>>15370087
There was a Facebook and an Instagram. Also a YouTube song playlist that is no longer up.

>>15370155
This is also on her, she should have tweeted a couple more of times about it

>>15370184
that doesn't say much if you can't look at it anymore

>>15370199
>she should have tweeted

>>15370199
Yeah, and she should tweet everytime you take a shit so you're reminded to wipe too.

>>15370224
Why would it be taken down unless she knew she got burnt? I couldn't find any face pictures but that's pretty normal for Japanese social media or so I've heard.

>>15370155
I'm convinced some dads are actually retarded.

>>15370199
Even if you didn't know about it, the first spot to check is always the youtube community page

>>15370233
>>15370246
Tweet once for the announcement, tweet again a few days later to remind everyone about the event, and then the last day just to be sure that no one forgot to do it
it's not hard

>>15370338
It's also not hard to check the youtube community page, retard-chama

>>15370017
Trying to decide if I should submit one or two, since both are important to me.
And I'm trying to find a phrasing for the yearly progress that doesn't make it immediately obvious who I am

>>15370383
why would I check it if I missed the original announcement or I forgot about it, retard-chama?

>>15370338
Maybe an upcoming event/submission reminder section in thread OPs would be useful

>>15370437
>they do it for free

>>15370409
You didn't know about the event because you missed the original announcement or forgot.
Someone lets you know in the thread.
You responded by asking for information in the thread instead of just heading to the youtube community page and getting the information yourself.
Go neck yourself.

>>15370500
I'm not the other anon, I'm saying that she should tweet about it to prevent this type of situations

>>15370273
because you are either bullshitting and there is no way to find it or it's gone

>>15370546
Don't butt in next time, or you'll get hit in the crossfire.

>>15370568
Old Minecraft name plus Instagram Google search

>>15369802
I have been. It's gotten me nowhere, so far at least. The most notable thing is getting back into online dating, not even Tinder, and quickly realizing that I have almost nothing in common with the women on there. They are outgoing, have friends and contacts, are athletic, lead active lives. They are basically what I'm not. It's discouraging and what's worse is I cant lie to myself about it.

It's been a while. https://kyabetu.neocities.org/risuna_quiz.html if you can't decide

>>15369989
>this includes reverting from being a unsociable gargoyle
You've never had to do this, guaranteed.

You now remember radio taiso

>>15370979
2 and 4 as always but with a little 15 which is a surprise

You now remember the bear paws game

>>15370979
2