/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love mamaloni's walfiara!
So cute...

stream hallelujah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGGNzWm3o1M

Remember: Kiara said that Akira's art could be considered canonical.

I love my wife Takanashi Kiara!

>>15319619
I want to rim Kiara's asshole

>>15320098
Alright, I'm gonna get to the bottom of this. Clean or unclean?

>>15319619
I Love Takanashi Kiara

>>15319859
>at the point of reading japanese where I get the idea of what they're saying, but not actually fluent enough to enjoy it

It's an abstract kind of feel.

>>15320126
__yes_

>>15320126
nta but I actually wouldn't mind if it was unclean...

Will the gingerbread house stream be as kino?

Love for the greatest vtuber, idol, and Bathsheba-cosplaying roof bather, Takanashi Kiara!

Now that I have a copy of Tales From the Perilous Realm, I'm pretty sure Kiara was tired and didn't notice she was reading the preface, rather than one of the much simpler stories contained within

For those that missed it.
https://youtu.be/NGGNzWm3o1M

>>15321476
soundpost doko?

>>15321579
On no, I missed much of the stream due to family stuff and came across the clip. Which sounds pretty damn good.

>>15321831
make sure to grab the rest of the unarchived part, we might have some long hours without her ahead.

>>15321951
Where would one aquire the complete unarchived stream?
I was away with family just like the other anon

>>15321579

>>15322028
>>15313180
or just wait for a torrent

>>15321476
>that little vocal flourish at the end
>the guh
>the victory stance
she slayed it and she knew it

>>15322146
nice

So she's going to take the Coof flu booster shot and might be too sick to stream tomorrow (Monday) and therefore probably won't put the schedule out before then.

Man that kinda blows. Hope it doesn't hit her that hard.

3 French hens

https://twitter.com/kanauru/status/1475247554384257025?t=nfhPK8CA0fsJKC2mCYYyjA&s=19
It's nice to see that Jenma actually give some creative input

>>15321374
I am sure of it. Screencap this shit.

>>15324098
also shows the problems, getting your manager involved for any minor thing
thank god Jenma is such an angel, could easily see other managers not bothering

>>15324098
I know what Enma, Jenma and J-Chad look like but what about Henma?

>>15324098
>Kiara is responsible for the cringe ending
Jenma proves again and again that she is the best girl.

>>15324552
It's an honest question : Why do you think her manager shouldn't be involved when she contact an artist to comission a work ?

>>15325097
because she's paying out of her own pocket and it's none of her manager's business?

>>15325097
the other way around, managers NEED to be involved, money and all
I see the issue in other managers not willing to spend the effort for smaller projects as this

>>15325190
Helping her manage her expense IS her manager job, though. While she's engaged by Cover, she's engaged by Cover to help Kiara manage everything Kiara related, which is included. Kiara can't comission thing for Kiara without it being work related.

I could totally see Kiara trying to purchase the rights to her model, wont ever happen tho.

>>15325500
Cover would not sell them anyway.

>>15325190
See, this is why I hate it when people call the Cover top brass "management". Managers are not the chuuba's bosses, they work for both the chuubas and the organization. A good manager is the chuuba's advocate, arguing for them, and only telling them not to do something when there will be consequences. A bad manager takes many forms, but many times they:
don't bother to check if things are okay, meaning the chuuba gets in trouble
make a halfhearted attempt (or no attempt) to get the chuuba's projects through to the staff
Don't communicate properly, stalling out the chuuba's work.

New member's post

My pretend girlfriend won't even spend New Years with me...
Guess I'll just have to stare at a picture of her while the clock hits midnight and imagine what she'd say to me.

>>15325902
I liked the role of Producer in some idolshow. Just there handle and improve the talent. Opposed to the company and business side with managers managing assets.
Too bad we only hear from mane-chans and the higher ups have no vision or direction to pass down. Take Mumei and her canceled history streams, how the do you plan a new gen with LORE out the ass and dont even check the first week of planned streams for the Civ-holo?

kiwawa schedule for members!
I'm looking forward to saturday in particular.

First to graduate

How come I never get notifications when Kiara makes a community post? I do when Ame does it

>>15326939
Susan fucking hates Kiara... I never get informed when I get hearted, when she posts community posts or when she does a membership stream

>want to send Kiara a sloppy aka
>she has an enormous pile of them already
>more coming this week

>>15326939
Are you using the YouTube app or the desktop browser version? I'm using using alt launcher YouTube vanced on my phone and I get her member notifications just fine.

>>15327204
I'm on desktop. Like this anon mentioned >>15327067
the problem is only ever with Kiara

>>15327156
Just spread it out. You can give your schmaltzy speech in a few weeks just as much as you can now.

>>15325902
I think saying personal manager and upper management is enough to distinguish the two. But I get why people get confused. In my native language (French), you would say "manager" in English for a personal manager and a native word for upper management la direction. Makes it much easier to understand that those are two really different jobs.

Damn Pomu, you better beat up the Niji and/or HoloEN management to get your oshi collab before Elira has a chicken dinner

>Cooking stream
>sims
>clip review
>EN relay where Ina will probably show up
>TakoTori mario kart
>possible art stream where Ina will also probably show up

I need more TakoTori

>>15327890
I was just saying the other day about how I want them to start collabing weekly or biweekly. And then they do two collabs in a very short time period!

>>15320344
Translate what you can please.

>>15327890
Takotori train on a roll lately.

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1475275087981027333

THEY ARE [spoiler[BOOMERS[/spoiler]

>>15328413
NTA, but:

>Calli 上がったよ
Calli I woke up.
>うん
yeah
>おっほ
oops/whoa (not sure how to translate small filler words like that)
>このセクシーな黒い下着は私のためですか?
Did you wear those sexy black underwear for me (for my sake)?
>うっせークソトリ
Be quiet, kusotori
>クソトリ!何してんの!
Kusotori!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1475275087981027333
THEY ARE BOOMERS

>Cat wedding happens
>"If anyone has any objections to why this union shouldn't happen, speak now or forever hold your peace."
>Ina objects
>Kiara goes "Eh? Why? I thought you would understand!"
>Ina replies "No Kiara... it's you who doesn't understand. It should be me that you're marrying!"
>Kiara bursts into tears.
>They get married on the spot

>>15328872
Chonkers NTR'd...

>>15328872
>>15328922
The good/true ending

Does chonkers and smoothies fur also change color like kiaras hair

Kiara's tweeting a lot rn

>>15329355
>3am
She tried to sleep, failed and got her phone out. She won't sleep until 5am

>>15329355
>>15329414
Tweeting in bed is a bad habit. I hope she gets out of bed to use her screens, or else that's one of the reasons why she's having trouble sleeping.

Hinotori is always going to be the "kiara song" to me

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1475284913305886725
Kiara updated her music playlist to include Myth or Treat and even two short Kanauru animations, but excludes Country Roads. Her distain for that project and its shortcomings gives me a chuckle.

>>15330126
I think the disdain for it is well deserved.

>>15330126
Also excludes 12 days of Christmas. Interesting.
Kanauru and Ame love!

>>15329355
I love reading kiara tweets. they give me life.

>>15330126
Country road is also still not on Mori's playlist.
Last time I checked other myth girls don't have a playlist like that

>>15330425
Correction,Gura now has an incredible music playlist that include:
>King
(end of list)

>>15330587
That's just her way of showcasing both Reflect and King at the top of her channel, which is a simple and smart way of doing it. I have my doubts Gura will update that cover playlist with Target for Love unless strong-armed into it.

>>15320126
Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGGNzWm3o1M

>Better time for the US.
>10 fakkin AM on the East Coast on a weekday.
Why chicken, why?

>>15325902
Kiara and Ame's new personal manager seem to be on top of whatever they want to do. Hell, Jenma is still watching Kiara's streams even though it's the dead of night in Japan.

>>15333083
Not sure if she'll do it in her late slot / Ina's slot but if you look at the CEST and UTC times on Monday are the same. Midnight CEST is 17:00 EST.
My guess is she meant the late slot but accidentally'd 2 timezones.

>>15331672
Holy shit, listening to it again brought tear to my eyes
I fucking love her

>>15333368
I hope so. I was able to catch bits and pieces at work and I'd rather give her real numbers with a rewatch than downloading it on a torrent site to watch.

>>15333724
I also fucked up slightly, since DST happened in both burger-land and "Australia *wink*". CEST is Central Europe DST.
So assuming she does 00:00 CET (UTC +1) as listed, it's 18:00 EST, which is even better for PST / CST KFPs.

>>15319619
your oshi hates men

>>15335130
>my oshi hates men
>i hate women
WE ARE

>>15335183
both posting on /cgl/?

Look anons, it's a schizo with extremely old material!
Pretty common, not really worth catching. Anyway, my oshi is cute.

>>15335632
Give me that hat

>>15335927
If you want it, then drop to your knees!

>>15336318
KFP goslings have to compete with
>Louis XVI (m. Marie Antoinette)
>Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
>Colonel Sanders of KFC / Yum! Brands.
>At least one cultural form of Saint Nicholas of Myra (Klaus)
>All members of Hololive JP, EN, or ID
>Jenma
>Pomu
>Smoothie
>Chonkers
and KFP are canonically winning against every other suitor except the cats.

>>15335632
The guy was here yesterday doing the same thing around this time. Low effort "shitposting" if I had to guess.

>>15335632
your oshi fucks holostars

>>15337478
She fucks like a warrior!

Dropping off a rare Kiara

So what is this NY Relay? Just a karaoke? Will there be call-ins like last year?

>>15340303
Others EN (namely Mori), will do a countdown stream with call-in, but Kiara feels like she can't organize something like that and stream over it, so it's not going to happen.
Ngl, I love the Kiaraoke, but I would rather have a Kiara marathon.

>>15341083
Kiara probably has one of the worst timezones for call-ins. In combination with her self-doubts I can see why she won't do a call-in stream. Despite how people basically ran over each other to call on her birthday.

>>15341934
I am still seething over her having to rush through these calls
Why cant they just give the go themselfs on stream to open the merch page?
Or was it because of the Hope teaser that Cover went full retard again and rushed her to do the birbday stuff fast?

>>15342590
Is this why Kiara hates IRyS?

>>15341083
I hope she joins, then. I just wanna see all of Myth reminisce about the year they had. All the new kouhais and the 3D reveal they wanted.

>>15342590
She likely didn’t anticipate so much callers. Should’ve started an hour earlier to give herself more time to tangent and dillydally.

>>15342741
It's actually because Kiara is an Im@s nerd while IRyS love LoveLive.

Okay but in reality, a lot of the rush was regarding the birthday merch reveal. Cover dropped the ball in other regards to her song cover too and it's honestly fascinating how this million dollar worth company can be so incompetent and sometimes I think they just hate EN and ID. Kiara doesn't really have an ill will towards IRyS and she even planned the first big group collab as well a Mario kart tournament with her in mind.

>>15342835
>Having such low self-esteem that she doesn't realize there are people who genuinely love her.
I hate relating to this so much.

>>15342867
I think you meant to reply to this
>>15342689

>>15342835
>She likely didn’t anticipate so much callers
Arent all the calls pre-"aproved"?

Do you think she knew this wasn't a Christmas song?

>>15343096
She said multiple times "this isn't really a Christmas song but I want to sing it".
But I don't remember if it was for this song.

>>15343040
Yeah I was thinking that for birthday totsus that they send a lot of invites but don’t necessarily expect a confirmation from every single one they invited.

>>15343096
>>15343151
This one was literally I don't have an encoru lined up but hey

>>15343040
From what I recall it was prearranged callers with some unplanned ones at the end. So a mix but mostly the former.

>>15343151
>>15343180
Ok, ty

>>15343096
Couldn't be any more unrelated than Take Me To Church.

>>15343398
Hallelujah isn't much more of a christmas song, though. But both kinda fit the vibes, I think.

>>15342835
Problem with that is if she started an hour earlier, she'd have streamed over a lot of JP members which she didn't want to do understandably. Cover just simply screwed the pooch on her birthday big time with the merch announcement, but most importantly with the IRyS announcement. I still can't wrap my head around the fact that they managed to schedule a countdown on one of the five EN member's fucking birthday when they had 360 other days to choose from.

>>15343904
a 12 hour countdown that ended in a fucking teaser
Couldn't have been an 8 hour countdown to not overlap, no - it had do be 12.

7k away from 500k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5yfM_UlucY

>>15345518
So it grows faster than Wah Wah World and slower than Aikotoba III. Compared to her original songs it grows a little faster than SPARKS but slower than Hinotori.

>>15344371
And now they have a VSinger whose newest original song can't keep up with a Christmas song cover by the weakest singer of HoloMyth (and yeah, Amelia did great in this cover). Something went terribly wrong in the marketing department.

>>15346205
Wait IRyS finally got a new song out?

>>15346336
Yes, and it's called Sparks of Joy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2vrlxmOp7U

Her music has always done worse than her shooter/Minecraft/Terraria stuff but not quite as terrible as her RPGs.

>>15346205
They did Irys really dirty with the retarded way they released her first few songs.

>>15346613
I know it is nothing, but having a song also named Sparks (of Joy) just adds to the whole weird fumbling. They really need to give her better material though, Irys never even seems that excited about her new songs

>>15346205
>Something went terribly wrong in the marketing department

This honestly sums up my thoughts on cover as a whole when handling Myth's initial explosion and everything thereafter.

Much of HoloEn's continued success comes off the back of individual projects. Whether that's the VRchat collabs, Full En collabs via Among us, the Anniversay collab and even the TTRPG to some degree.

It also doesn't help Irys that her first original English release is competing against Gura who is let's be honest second to Mori music wise. And Amelia has a way of finding success with her more soulful stuff. I don't know if the song name matching Sparks would have any effect, probably not in the long term. If anything, it should help make it more discoverable.

What En needs is someone to act as the coordinator when it comes to these releases because Omega "hiatus" Alpha is as useless as it gets and I'm amazed they still have a role at all when they haven't even debuted. Let's not even go there regarding how they overshadowed Council in some ways.

>>15347186
Man if Ame hadn't put so much work into the VR stuff, EN would've had 1 special event (outfit reveals) in the last 4 months. Irys hasn't even got a proper music video yet, Caesura of Despair only got half the track. Maybe new members are where the work is going but it isn't like cover does much for them either.

Not to say Kiara's full collabs aren't special, just not quite as big a deal.

>>15328872
Shakespearesque.

>Gives herself 2 dayoffs
Unbelievable.

Ugliest HoloEN/MYTH vtuber

>>15348725
You just have to ask, bro.

Prettiest HoloEN/MYTH vtuber

LET THEM FUCK ALREADY!
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1475446261436370945

>>15348859
Nice bait.

>>15348859
I'm gonna need some fresh evidence

>>15349111

wokest holoen vtuber

>>15349142
>the last thing a chimkin sees in the usual room
it's pretty in it's own way but a little spooky for my tastes

>>15349177
and yolkest

[Bait post]

Kiara’s slightly protruding Christmas carp tummy.

>>15349804

Я люблю Киapy!

Imagine the gay things Kiara and Pomu say to each other in Discord

>>15350586
>paди пиceчки дoбpoвoльнo зaпиcaлcя в пeтyхи
Кэнт мeйк зиc шит aп.

>>15335130
>your oshi hates men
Kiara doesn't hate men. Unfortunately she hates retards so you still don't have a chance with her lmao lmao

>>15351839
Paди нeё вce чтo yгoднo.

>>15352037
Бaзиpoвaнo и кypoyгoднo.

I wonder if Kiara will be able to do the superchat reading today after she's been vaxxed.
She had thoughtfully set a day off for tomorrow.

>>15346205
>Something went terribly wrong in the marketing department.
I think it's a case of the Japanese management completely failing to understand the English audience. Somebody at Cover probably thinks you aren't a good singer unless you sound like a generic jpop vocalist so they hired IRyS to be the official vsinger of Holo EN. Then she flopped hard because EN viewers would much rather listen to Kiara, Mori, Gura, Ina, and even Amelia Offkeyson than generic jpop, which ironically resulted in EN's vsinger being the least popular singer in EN. IRyS is good at making regular vtuber content though and that's what saved her.

>>15353787
There's a huge chance she won't do SC reading until Wednesday since Pfizer put you in a weak state for at least 36 hours

t. CanSino/Pfizerfag

>>15353836
Actually According to some rrats, Irys was going to get into Council but V-Singer project failed and Irys got it, and Mumei got into Hololive last moment, but in get your point, and maybe that's why Sparks put some much "controversy" since Kiara got an non-Japanese producer (KIRA) to do music and he fucking delivered.

Did Kiwawa mess up the time for the rebroadcast? It should be starting soon

>>15354814
I think she forgor. She'll probably cancel it or just do the SC stream (assuming that's still happening)

>>15354814
The time for EST and JST is wrong. It should be starting at 6PM EST

>>15355002
Nvm I'm a dumb chiggin

>>15354814
On her schedule it says 24:00 GMT+1. That means in eight hours. She f**d up the other timezones.

>>15347516
let's just take a minute to appreciate ame because holy shit

>>15355895
For real. What would the Myth girls have even done without her? Especially that smol anniversary collab.
Having said that, I do hope that there would be more of a structure for the next one that breaks the girls into smaller groups. That way, it isn't so crowded on some screens, people don't go off camera for too long, and others don't get left out.

>>15357308
What, you don't like our lord and saviore, Omega-chama? The amalgamation of various behind the scenes managers who were so butthurt that people like J-Chad, Jenma, and Enma got character art made for them by fans of their clients because they actually did things for their talents? Instead of working WITH their talents to bring better streaming experiences, they spent time making up insanely convoluted lore that they could place themselves at the center of while they let their talents struggle with ways of giving their fans small gifts for momentous occasions.
This is middle management at its finest.

>>15357308
Ame always wants to move on/gets bored of projects after a little while. Without a real big event for a few months now I doubt we'll get another standard dump everyone in a new room for a while. Only thing she has mentioned is the Ame Museum.

I think the Ametaverse stage is where she is looking towards. VR studios they can all easily use for projects in place of proper JP studios.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE0n2gS36cI
Superchatto frame is up!

SC reading
https://youtu.be/SE0n2gS36cI

>>15353787
>>15357668
Glad to see she's still alive!

>>15357692
I'm ready for her to feel like she got hit by a truck in the middle of the stream because she didn't wait it out long enough.
I hope she doesn't feel too bad.

>>15357668
I hope it goes beyond 8pm. I finish work around then

I am absolutely and undeniably in love with Takanashi Kiara. I wake up every day and wish Kiara was by my side as she sleeps. I want to get up and ready to make Kiara a nice balanced breakfast so that she has all the essential vitamins and minerals needed to have a healthy and productive day. I will then feed her two cute cats a healthy meal so they are happys as well. When I finish making Kiara breakfast I want to gently wake her up by touching the smooth skin of her shoulder and shake her gently. I want to see the glimmer of her eyes light up as she opens them for the first time that day as they pierce my eyes. I want to hopefully see a beautiful smile slowly appear on her face as she says good morning. After Kiara is awake I want to go back to our living room and ensure that Kiara has everything she needs to complete her daily tasks without any issues. Kiara's schedule will be checked to ensure there are no conflicts and she is able to go through her day without rushing. After sitting next to Kiara at the table and eating our breakfast I want to take her dishes and clean them to perfection for our next meal. Once we have finished our food I will be leaving our house so I can go to my fulltime job of being a Takanashi Kiara gosling poster without bothering her. I will kiss Kiara on the cheek as I tell her I love her and hope she has a great day. As I leave the house I ensure to say farewell to her cats too. I grab my bag with all the items necessary to like, comment, and super chat in her stream. As I leave I am facing Kiara before I close the door. With a smile on my face I say that I will see her soon, and I leave to go get ready for Kiara's stream.

>>15357917
basiert
but also meds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7eH95JCmGg

hawkhag dangerous

>>15352359

>says she will take monday off
>actually has one stream and one rebroadcast
She promised! Why does she love us so much?

>>15358102
Addiction and menhera, in a good (for us) way

>>15358049
>I love takamori!
>oh yeah uhhh we're friends uhhhhh good friends
-5HP

>>15354479
I'm sure it's individual. I did not feel anything after I got it.

Most people were fine for a few hours after they got their booster but got hit hard later on.
We might get super weak and woozy Kiara today.

>>15358049
Based hawk, tell that reaper to play into the keyfabe!
It's just a bit of fun with a friend that results in yuri art.

>>15358049
Considering Mori is her oshi, and seeing how she understands english surprisingly well, I'd say her liking Takamori is a good sign. I hope it means she watched some of their collabs, especially AWO. I'm guessing she also saw at least the archived portion of the Takamori Karaoke.

>>15358285
One of the first things Lui did during pre-debut was talk about Holobirds.

>>15358285
Do you think she cried at Leaving on a Jetplane?

>>15358221
>The virgin ugh yeah we're friends
>The chad breaking up then retweeting muffing eating art

>>15358479
Everyone did

>>15358521
Kiara's the best!
I really fucking hate that someone got my IP rangebanned from imageposting.

>>15358521
Kiara deserves a European female KFP to be let into EN 3 to be her personal sex pet

>>15357668
>>15357692
I feel she should really just save it for Wednesday or Thursday since there's a delay with getting jabbed and feeling anything. I didn't feel shit until the next morning.

>>15358827
>yuro waitress gets into en3
>Kiara chains her beside the Herman Miller chair
>she eats Kiara out on demand during long rpg and superchat streams
>for membership streams, Kiara ties her to bed with a vibe on her pussy
>we get to hear the muffled screams while Kiara tangents
Make it happen yagoo

>>15358827
>he thinks anything nice will happen to Kiara
Enjoy your br*t*sh vtuber who moves into Canada a couple of months after her debut.

>>15359151
giwtwm

>>15359535
Imagine if Ina did move in with Kiara. That would be something.

imagine if INA kissed KIARA on the LIPS

>>15359635
Yeah, something like this:
https://twitter.com/AmeiArts/status/1475452308846645252

>>15360055
Should I imagine their tongue's intertwined as well?

>>15359151
Would you like this more or less if instead of EN3 we got HomoEN

>>15358479
Depends on how much English she understands. I recall some screenshots of JOPs being confused at and trying to translate/decipher the lyrics back then.

>>15360078
You also have to imagine their hands three-fingers-deep inside each other.

>>15360158
Omo...

>>15360079
>Kiara raping another femboy with her strap-on and a Hitachi wand
h-hot

>>15359380
As long as she retains the accent, Kiara will be happy. Also, she’s already friends with a couple of Canadians, another one couldn’t hurt.

>>15360198
Can they be reverse traps instead of femboys?

>>15360198
i still want the femboy back for a full collab....

>>15360289
What femboy?

>>15360318
There was the German catboy from dokomi, Fisky iirc.

>>15360318
this
>>15360381
she roughly topped him on stream

>>15360381
Ah that faggot.
Honestly whenever someone talks about that I can only imagine they're actually that faggot, no one else seems to like him, he was pretty dull and boring.

>>15360211
Even better. Actually, a reverse trap vtuber would be quite interesting.

Why does it feel like the booster is kicking in?

>>15360211
Sounds kinda gay desu senpai

She’s extra cute today.

>>15360158
First you have to imagine Ina's fingers lightly brushing along Kiara's arch on her back.
And then you'd have to imagine Kiara scolding a bold Ina for being so quick to act first, as Kiara is in control (tm).
And then you'd have to imagine Kiara planting small kisses on Ina's collarbone while softly pushing Ina's hand away, making her way down Ina's slender form.
And then you's have to imagine Kiara giving Ina's nipple a light lick.
And then, finally, you can imagine your post.
You have to learn that you can't be too hasty Anon.

thank you ina

>SHE NEVER COLLABS
>Averaging 1-2 collabs a week
>WHY DOESN'T SHE HAVE REGULAR COLLAB PARTNERS
>Sets up more takotori on a whim
>SHE CAN'T SET UP HER RANDOM IDEAS OR DO KARAOKE UNLESS SHE FOLLOWS MY 10 POINT PLAN
>Sets up a relay and clip show after having the idea last night

>>15358521
>The chad breaking up then retweeting muffing eating art
Gib link

>>15361387
She retweeted that:
>>15319859
>>15328803

>Kiara talking about the Black Eyed Peas song "Bebot"

>open stream
>"I came to my own songs"
based

I'm in chat so I am a HoloTalk guest. Does that mean I'm a holo now?

is she drunk or something. the fuck is wrong with her today

>>15362030
Seems normal to me.

>>15362030
I have no idea she's in some kind of mood lmao

some retards said it's the booster but no way pfizer makes you like this. you get sick maybe, but not high kek

Is this the first SC reading some of you are watching?
I haven't seen anything out of the ordinary.

>>15362019
Yes, you are..
>(You) hate us, because of that one time you told anons that they are losers. Why are anons still fans of you, what a bunch of cucks

>>15362128
She's high on oxytocin.
Kiara loves us too much, bros...

Imagine if Kiara forced you to walk around with an onahole modeled after her that has a tracker embedded in it

>>15362283
>Forced
Kiara just has to ask and I would do it
t. Deadbeat

>>15362128
You can act weird when you have a fever. She may also have taken some kind of meds.

>we might not be the biggest but we are the strongest
Kiara is hinting at our /k/fp projects again.

Kek thank god she doesn't know about the infighting.

Would she be disgusted at KFP if she knew?

>Kiara will never tie you to the bed in your sleep and whisper in your ear when you wake up
Why live

>>15362873
Not with that attitude.

>>15362873
>You will never tie Kiara to the bed and whisper in her ear when she wakes up
Why live?

>>15362852
More disappointed, I would assume.
But honestly it's easy to evade the infighitng in KFP. It's way worse in other fandoms.

>>15362852
Infighting?

>>15362852
It's more just butting heads on certain things. Nothing that serious

Let me guess, there's another really nasty underbelly of things that I really don't want to know about, right?
At least you're not as far gone as the Rushia split.

>>15363002
I can only assume it's a discord thing

>>15363076
>>15363011 is right, the worst it seems to get is like debating about roommate shit, and they seem to keep it off of Kiara's radar

The fuck is BFF?

>>15363076
Mostly discord/twitter drama.

I generally see the fights here as individual schizos that don't reflect the other ~60 members of the split.

>>15363198
>>15363179
>>15363146
Thanks. Looks like this is irrelevant then.

>>15363002
>>15363146
I have heard of 4 people who get harassed by containment breakers from this board who took the shitposting here too seriously and made the rrats reality in their heads. I personally can only confirm 2 of them.

>>15363228
No it's worse. If it were only here where nobody sees it it would be fine. Twitter will become a problem and she will see it eventually.

>>15363191
Girlfriend of rental boyfriend, distinct from old roommate and the recently introduced "very good friend who has a bf and really supports me, to the extent of wearing my [roommate's] face on their shirts"

>>15363191
Her best friend. They went together on vacation somewhat recently while the boyfriend of her BFF had to watch over Kiara's cats.
She talks about her on stream every now and then but we really don't know much about her other than that she is Kiara's best friend.

>>15362852
Anon that's literally not possible.
Even if she didn't come here (she does), people start shit on twitter in her replies while not untagging her all the time.

>>15363320
>very good friend who has a bf and really supports me, to the extent of wearing my [roommate's] face on their shirts
Wait what the fuck. When did this happen. What did I miss.

>>15363361
>Even if she didn't come here (she does)
I still don't believe this. Even if she had the time between her work and other social media, she's way too much out of the loop when it comes to this place. Unless she is intnetionally acting stupid. But she is not the kind of person who would do that.

>>15363486
I still can't get over the amount of egg references made when Eggman got exposed. Probably a coincidence but funny nonetheless.

So she noticed

>>15362019
Are you cute?

>>15363486
Well anon she either comes to this place, or hears about it enough that she might as well, but it's definitely one or the other.
Also you say "even if she had the time", but like, she has more free time that pretty much all of us, and nothing's stopping her from dropping by while watching fucking The Office reruns. And he does love egosearching.

>>15363486
Anons are retarded. She can't handle criticism or negative opinions, she stopped going here a long time ago, even if she did at some point.

>Non-cooking butt camera stream

>>15364126
Imagine it starting with her going "hi kfp, what do you think of the rest of my cosplay" then switching to the upskirt cam

>>15364087
I know. She literally said so 2 times on her streams and one time on roommate . If she was coming here in secret she wouldn't bring it up in the first place. The fact that she even brought it up and talked about it on a fucking stream makes me believe her that she stays the fuck away from here. She just isn't the kind of person who goes out of her way to lie about it.

Also this
>She can't handle criticism or negative opinions

I remember when she said her mental health got so much better after leaving "the boards". There is no way she comes here

>>15364227
>Shows KFP panties

I've repressed the memory, but just wait till some other EN does a sudden origami stream just before Kiara. It'll happen again.

>>15364306
Pretty sure she never was here as she talked about "leaving the boards" when we were still on /jp/.
And even then she was probably on the Japanese boards anyways.

>The painting would have Kiara's scent all over it

>>15364525
>Kiara
>doing something with her hands
>by herself
It would probably have either BFF's or RBF's scent.

>>15364742
Anon, she will do the paintings on stream.

>>15364742
She can easily do art by herself. She just ask help for physically exhausting activity

>>15364525
>Kiara mixing her sweat and cum into the paint before the stream

Painting with Kiara!
Messing around with the paint!
Undressing because the clothes got dirty!
Leaving prints of your hand on Kiara's naked body!
Having sex in a pool of paint on the floor for hours!

>>15364853
She doesn't sweat and she doesn't cum.

>>15364785
It was a joke, but Anon, please think about your own reply for a moment. Just for a moment.

>>15364956
>she doesn't cum
With you, maybe. Shes fine with me.

Why am I so in love with this Austrian bird woman

>>15353836
I’m just making this post to dunk on KFPbrowns that think they know what they’re talking about
>I think it's a case of the Japanese management completely failing to understand the English audience.
Nobody in the EN market likes the “rap” shit Mori puts out or whatever the fuck the chicken bitch does.
>Somebody at Cover probably thinks you aren't a good singer unless you sound like a generic jpop vocalist so they hired IRyS to be the official vsinger of Holo EN.
Shit taste. Shes the best singer in hololive and you know it. I bet you think Moona is talented too… KFPbrowns, never change
>Then she flopped hard because EN viewers would much rather listen to Kiara, Mori, Gura, Ina, and even Amelia Offkeyson than generic jpop, which ironically resulted in EN's vsinger being the least popular singer in EN.
IRyS regularly mogs everyone but Gura in karaoke live viewership. Also you’re comparing vtubers with millions of subscribers to IRyS. It’s kind of pathetic.
>IRyS is good at making regular vtuber content though and that's what saved her.
KYS newfag and fuck off from watching IRyS. Most of her members are day one and a lot of people started watching because of her karaokes. Just because you read one thread doesn’t mean any thing you said was true.

>>15365636
Nobody cares IRyStonigger. Face the truth

You are trying way too hard to falseflag as an IRyStrocrat. Begone, you thin shelled yolk head!

>>15365732
>falseflagging
Oh, you poor KFP… I bet you think Santa is real too…

>Calls to talk war
>Starts flirting

Probably the same falseflagger who’s always trying to start this stuff in global.

>>15365944
Nah, this is the usual Kiara vs IRyS shitposter, around this time he usually posts a paragraph in global each day about how much Kiara and IRyS hate each other. The nigger has been exposed so many fucking times for not actually watching IRyS. Even uses the the exact same Kiara and KFP insults as the retard, even managed to force Mori vs Kiara bullshit into his post, so it very likely is the same guy. Don't know why he's posting here though. He's just a general Kiara "anti", even tries to larp as a deadbeat despite the fact that he also knows nothing about Mori

>>15364470
Do people really yell in the comments/twitter that 'SHE'S AN EN VTUBER, SHE NEEDS TO STOP SPEAKING JP AND DOING JP COLLABS'? I don't check the twitter shit or the comments much so I've never seen that, and if not, this (/vt/ not /kiarg/) is the only place that had shitposters whining about that.
That's like 1/6 of the criticisms I can think off of the top of my head that sound very 'here' and would be pretty surprised to see on twitter/yt comments like that out in the open not burried/hidden/deleted.

>>15366389
Yes. and much more. Twitter is 1000x more active than all threads here combined. Most don't post it in the hashtags obviously. But if you egosearch you can find it

>>15366389
I've seen comments like that in yt comments, twitter and more rarely but still, in live chat.

>>15366488
God, I hate when she sees a grey name say something stupid like that and instantly bites.

Takotoribros!

>>15366672
kiara breaking ina's heart...

>>15366372
>Nah, this is the usual Kiara vs IRyS shitposter
Yes actually, you’re not wrong. Congrats.
>around this time he usually posts a paragraph in global each day about how much Kiara and IRyS hate each other.
I am the one that makes the paragraphs but I’m not the “original”
>The nigger has been exposed so many fucking times for not actually watching IRyS. Even uses the the exact same Kiara and KFP insults as the retard
Anything for the sweet dopamine rush of shitting on other people. And the best part? It worked.
>Don't know why he's posting here though. He's just a general Kiara "anti"
Im just shitting on anyone who shits on my oshi, IRyS. Not particularly a Kiara anti but I have shitted on her ever since she debuted.

>>15366758
>Kiara flirts with everyone
>complains no one flirts with her
>Ina flirts with Kiara
>shuts her down or otherwise just doesn't play along
what did she mean by this, bros

>>15366953
*cums inside your oshi*

>>15366953
>Anything for the sweet dopamine rush of shitting on other people. And the best part? It worked.
What pisses me off the most about low effort shitters like you is how your ego is so incredibly fragile that you feel the need to add those shitty "lmao get trolled" edits after the fact, like a bitch.
I hope you choke on the next cock you suck, faggot.

>>15366990
Man what's up with artists drawing wrinkly smelly feet, what's the appeal. Ruins a perfectly boner-inducing chimkin drawing.

>>15366987
Kiara won't flirt with Ina nor Gura, same for Nene, Reine, Subaru or Watame. Kiara flirt very little actually.

>>15366953
show me your badge member?

>sweet dopamine rush
Now this is bait

>>15367087
this, honestly. she talks a big game but she doesn't really bring it to her personal interactions

>>15367046
You don’t know how much I laughed when I saw posts like these

>>15366990
I want to suck Kiara’s little pink toes.

>>15367087
I've seen her flirt with all of them except Subaru.
Though I guess it's really uncommon. Except Gura, she definitely flirts with Gura somewhat frequently.

Tapestry arrived like 10 minutes ago at my place

>>15367213
How many times has it been used already?

>>15367087
She’s flirted with all of those but in an obvious playful way.

Why would you ever reveal to someone that you follow them with multiple accounts.

ALL ME

>>15367741
Attention

>>15367211
>I've seen her flirt with all of them except Subaru.
Flirt with the cute girly tomboy duck tenchou!

>>15367721
Anon that's all the flirting in Hololive.
Only really deranged schizos think that Holos are genuinely trying to flirt and hook up with their coworkers over fucking public streams in front of an audience.

>>15367741
There's a limit to superchats

Kiara bullyflirts with Ina. She likes to toy with the tako priestess.

>>15367812
Yes but her flirting with them are a little more juvenile as compared with her flirts with others.

>>15367084
The artist must be a bondage fag, a sweat fag or a footfag, or any combination of these. Oddly enough, the sweat is what bothers me the most, not the feet.

Kiara’s sister is smaller than her. Must be a small family given how short Kiara is.

>>15368030
Ok yeah that's probably fair, when compared to her Ame or Mori flirying.

Need me a central European gf that likes princess carrying me

>>15368329
A sistertori under each arm!

>>15368258
I want fanart of her getting carried so badly.

>>15368258
Imagine.

>>15368258
I wonder. Is her bro a manlet?

>>15368258
Her breedability must be off the charts.

>>15368730
I'm over a foot taller than my mom, so he could be tall.

>>15368730
didn't she say he resembles frodo? so, maybe?

>realized I learned more in 3 months of Japanese self-study than the local campus teaches in 24 months/4 semesters of 8000 dollar courses
>learning is free, if you want it to be

What are they even good for, I wonder.

>>15369031
This is what Kiara did too.

>>15369031
>$8000 for language lessons
what the fuck man.

>>15369031
It was the same for me. Japanese in Uni was a fucking joke. But it's also true that you learn a lot during the first few months and then it can stall pretty quickly.

https://twitter.com/CRUNCHY_MMLONI/status/1475576678521126912

Chimkin butt.

Hi KFP, tourist here, I'm dumb, retarded and don't know english well, can you explain to me what is the relay thing that everyone is talking about and Kiara is organazing it?

>>15369031
Not sure where you live but here language, and education in general, is pretty fucked. Like if you look at it the way most people try and teach languages is ineffective, Japanese at least has the benefit of having such a large amount of study material available outside of professional education. I honestly feel bad for people trying to learn a different language that doesn't have a history of autists figuring out effective ways to learn. I wouldn't even know how to best go about learning Croatian or something.
All that aside, happy to hear your reps are going well.

>>15369031
Well, as a rule learning from a professional will lead to more in-depth and grammatically correct knowledge (which usually only matters if you wanna take certain exams, mostly for jobs related to that language) whereas most people who are self taught are largely winging it, unless they extensively use academic material for everything but that's pretty rare.
Then again I don't know how good your uni's japanese is and 8000 sounds like a ripoff regardless.

>>15369577
Kiara will start a karaoke stream on the hour and sing for 45 minutes, then there will be 15 minutes of break time. Then the next member will start a karaoke on the next hour, sing for 45 minutes, then there will be 15 minutes of break time.
And so on for 11 hours since all 11 EN members participate. Although it will end with Ame who wanted to do a karaoke stream anyways so she will most likely sing for more than 45 minutes.

>>15369577
Basically, Kiara sings on a stream for 45 minutes ends and tells the viewers to go to the stream reservation of whoever is going next. Then the next person goes after 15 minutes have passed (Kiara built in these 15 minutes to account for delays)

>>15369725
>>15369788
I appreciate it. I suppose they will coordinate songs so we don't hear the same songs over and over or she didn't say anything aobut that? Also, all the streams will be unarchived, right?

>>15369869
Nobody knows which songs we will hear, they may coordinate a little bit but probably leave the song list to each member.
Most streams will likely be unarchived but Kiara's will be archived. They have the permissions for mostly Japanese songs so the members who can't sing Japanese would be in trouble if they had to do an archived karaoke.

>>15369547
uwaaa

>>15369547
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1475577502202531840?s=21
きわわ cute

>>15369547
Kiara saw it already
>https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1475577502202531840

Mamaloni, please release a Kiara artbook, I beg of you

>>15369935
Yeah, I know about only jp songs, that's why I hope for unarchived streams so we can hear en songs as well.

I wonder if Kiara knows the prechat isn't open for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYR1Klw8z6k

>>15370217
Is prechat usually open for rebroadcasts? I've never watched any.

>>15370245
I thought it was last time, but it's been so long I don't actually remember now.

>>15369980
https://twitter.com/CRUNCHY_MMLONI/status/147558713276093644Threesome time?

>>15370916
Hopefully ASAP. Too bad they're spread across 3 continents.

What will he announce over the karaoke marathon?

https://twitter.com/omegaalpha_en/status/1475598383381647363

>>15372386
EN holostars

>>15372386
I swear to God if they actually gonna announce something again when Kiara is planing/doing/releasing something again...

>>15372608
Well, he already tried. Started stirring exactly as Kiara was about to announce her relay.

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1475600778920443918

A bit wierd that Gura is after Ame and Ame will essentially pause her karaoke for her but it probably didn't work out in any other way.

>>15372794
Dam they got the KFP sponsor, this is esports now

jwu, relay happening!

Chimkin on the telly (if you missed last time like me)

>>15372794
Boss is taking the loss again with starting it and it being a absolute shit time

>>15373114
Watched it already but I'll watch it again instead of going to sleep early.
What has this chicken done to me?

>>15373159
At least it's a decent time for her so it won't be hard for her to be awake and ready.

>>15363002
There was a big fight between goslings and /u/schizos time ago that ended with people blocking each other.
There's also people who hate other KFPs

>>15372794
>Sponsored by kfp
Kiara is shilling us.

post your schedule on twitter already chimkin

>>15373114
I was at work when it happened, so thank god for rebroadcasts

FELIZ NAVIDAD

Can't believe I missed this the first time.

The fucking poll is now ahead of her life views. For fucks sake Susan.

>>15373847
*live

Kiwawa is a klutz!

New thread in a few minutes.

>>15373847
>open stream
>click "love kiwawa"
>close stream

>>15373847
Stream have an high turnover rate, there's a tons of viewers who only stay for a few minutes, and those are replaced by new viewers, who will vote too

It seems the concernfags have already started leaking out to twitter (and other platforms) But oh well gotta give credit where credit is due, at least they grew some balls to put it out there and not spamming the threads after every stream.

>>15374078
What are they saying? I'm busy watching cute kiwawa singing

Chiara sit on my face

>>15374038
>>15373973
Even when the poll is 5 minutes old? Don't make me laugh. There is a turnover sure, but Youtube live views are broken beyond repair.

>>15374078
I don't mind if they at least complain to the relevant person. Either she changes, shoots it down in a sc reading or makes it clear she ain't listening

>>15374174
I was just kusoposting anon. the poll is at 4,800 now btw.

New thread up:
>>15374238
>>15374238
>>15374238

>>15374123
same shits as what they posted here after the karaoke, that's all you need to know.

>>15374038
retard cope

>>15374078
Just post the accounts so we can laugh at them anon

>>15369547
sexu

>>15374544
that anon said he was joking but it is insane how hard numberfags cope with polls showing that live viewer count is innacurate