/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Masturbation

So gay, can't even make a thread properly.

>>15303840
Reminder that Finana has never seen a real penis in person, she just acts out online because it's the only way to get the attention her parents deprived her of as a child.

I still get a "I fell for a trap so im technically bicuirous" feel from mysta

Balls Blaster 69

MYSTA LOVE!

Sauce for this photo please. --- > >>15303094<span class="fortune" style="color:#117eec">

Your fortune: The poster above you has been very very naughty!</span>

we were in KISSING DISTANCE

>>15303820
My cute mess of a husband!
Also what's this OP?

>>15303891
4chan
ur whalecum

Rosemi!

>>15303891
Urm Anon is the OP

>>15303901
No thought Mysta

>>15303891
i think that anon edited it themself

>>15303912
So no post on twitter about it?<span class="fortune" style="color:#d0aa01">

Your fortune: Krampus is coming to your house!</span>

Mysta existence makes my day brighter<span class="fortune" style="color:#2dfc53">

Your fortune: Your heart grew three sizes!</span>

Ike love!

I LOVE POMU!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm horny for Chinese women!

Mum fox and son fox are doing a drinking stream around New Years

>>15303944
it came from people here discussing reimu's design and model quality

I love Mysta!

Mysta made the same mistake Luca did having donos on for an unmonetizable stream...

>>15303977
I as well

>>15303912
>>15303930
>>15303933
>>15303986

Oops. I deleted it as I sent the wrong link. Sorry about that.

I meant this ------ > >>15303149<span class="fortune" style="color:#11ec7f">

Your fortune: Your heart is two sizes too small.</span>

>>15304026
Små kinesiska fötter OOOOOHHHH

>>15304022
It's a pretty common mistake for them to make when they are new. A number of the girls did it too.

Mysta's going to record the song he said he'd do! And Ike might help! It's a Christmas miracle!<span class="fortune" style="color:#532dfc">

Your fortune: Blessed Yule!</span>

>>15304020
That magnum was way too big for his mouth

GOD PLEASE GIVE ME A MILLIE PARFAIT GF. A SMALL AND CUTE GIRL I'LL PROMISE I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I DON'T WANNA DIE SINGLE IMMA INTRODUCE HER TO MY PARENTS ASAP PLEASE GOD GIVE ME A SMOL GF LIKE MILLIE PARFAIT AHHHHHHHHHH. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE...SHE'S SO CUTE I NEED A CUTE GF PLEASE GOD JUST THIS ONCE I WON'T ASK FOR ANYMORE JUST THIS ONCE PLEASE PROVIDE ILL WORSHIP YOU EVERYDAY AND DO GOOD EVERYDAY JUST PLEASE GIVE ME MILLIE PARFAIT GF I WANNA HUG AND GIVE HER HEADPATS SO BAD SHE'S SO CUTE GOOD WHYYY AAAAAA HNNNNNNNNNGG PLEASE IMMA DIE IF I DON'T HAVE A MILLIE PARFAIT GF IN MY LIFE.<span class="fortune" style="color:#532dfc">

Your fortune: Blessed Yule!</span>

>>15304038
https://twitter.com/kmmkntwtt/status/1459653366741487619
That took me about three seconds via google reverse search. Next time do it yourself.

>>15303977
If I want to fuck only chinese women should I apply to wave 5

>>15304072
what song ? sorry i'm threadwatching rn, because i'm in a meeting

>>15304022
I just tuned in, did he turn it off?

>>15303820
>not cropping the sides so that the hat rests on his head

>>15304072
Mysta singlehandedly saved 2021

>>15303873
Reminder that she has and isn't a virgin, her life was doxxed completely in november, keep up with your reps, fish anti.

>>15304122
Become a Nox gachi. Or a Vox cosplayer.

>>15304100
Thanks. Saucenao wasn't able to help. And sorry for wasting 3 seconds of your life.<span class="fortune" style="color:#7f11ec">

Your fortune: You're getting a lump of coal in your stocking!</span>

>>15304124
He said on Twitter if he hit 100k on Twitter before New Year he'd sing, no specification on what exactly he will sing
>>15304134
Yeah he shut it off when the dono didn't finish reading

Nya!

>>15304146
Your facts will never be able to compete with my imagination.
>anti
I don't think you know what that word means.

>>15304141
Fanbase reflects the streamer, please understand.
Mystakes are not the brightest

>>15304179
Nyasemi!

>>15304204
Merry sexmas sounds like something retards here would say while slutposting

Boxsisters your oshi is a fucking ZOOMER

>Washing noodles
Chat is dumb.

>>15304237
Vox Akuma? More like Vox Azoomar

Squinting and closing his eyes before the Until Dawn screen jumpscared him...

>>15304146
spoonfeed me and I’ll post cute feet

>Vox immediately jumping into Mysta's chat while his outro is still going
Based!

>>15304179
Rosemi watch out! You are going to get pollinated!!!

The wait is too long to see him again.

>>15304179
sex

>>15304276
He's a very supportive dog owner

Reimu when wape correction!

>>15304237
I love him all the same
t. Voxbro

>>15304237
just preparing to groom noraneko, don't mind him

The moment I entered Mysta's stream he's talking about vinebooms...

>>15304327
HAH?!

Maximizer Maximizer has been stuck in my head for 3 days now

>>15304354
https://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias/status/1474074120832835585

>>15304354
Vox's ringtone?

>>15304375
Just like me fr fr

>>15304327
Noooo don't make Reimu cry :(

So how long until we consider the buff gone?

I miss Elira.

Mysta is so right I hate reading too

Raping Rosemi on christmas eve and having a child together?

>>15304438
if it's like ethyria their numbers should stabilize around 2 weeks

>>15304438
We'll see in a month or so but I think it's probably safe to say the boys are a pretty big success.

>>15304375
When Elira released her sayonara sengen cover, I immediately found an infinitely superior version and I listened to it on loop for as long as I were awake and at home; over the the span of 2~ weeks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnUUSI21oMI

>>15304375
>>15304417
this but the gremlin version

There's not enough #Lewdsuki, need more purple dragon ass and feet

>>15304498
ok, but who asked?

>>15304461
Having retarded children with Wosemi-sama!

>>15304503
based gremlin version enjoyer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFT-OruhPSY

>>15304550
Nobody, I simply forced myself on you as you had to sit there and take it unable to defend yourself.

And I'll do it again, listen to this one too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwkVnjZWLuA

>>15304591
based, never stop posting you favorite covers, anon

Is Mysta's personality 100% molded by zoomer Twitter humor?

FISH LOVE!!!
I love this sweet pure mermaid!

>>15304636
Yes

>>15304525
douzo

>>15304591
based rachie enjoyer

Mysta's stream is exploding!

>>15304271
She had a boyfriend back in middle school and potentially an eboyfriend at the moment

>>15304237
A
FUCKING
TWINK
How much for one night

>>15304744
Probably a 2k supa

>>15304636
He is male Elira.

>>15304765
>my favorite EN girl is Elira
>my favorite EN male is Mysta
Huh....

I missed the obsydia cillab yesterday but I'm doing ny vod reps rn. 5 minutes in and it's already the best nijien collab of all time. Obsydia supremacy

it's so funny how little patience mysta has for groids

Bros, I find it's quite strange that there were no wave 5 auditions.
They could have easily announce it in December and debut them in May-July, and that would not be too short interval by their current NijiEN debut standards. Maybe there's a possibility of them splitting last NijiEN male auditions into 2, like they did with Lazulight and Obsydia.
I am saying that because after NijiEN male success (good numbers, good donos, merch right after debut), many big-name content creators would turn their heads towards Niji, as an option of becoming a vtuber. If Nijisanji starts auditions before Holostars EN (and it looks like they'll start making their own move very soon), they have a great chance to collect the cream of the crop.

>>15304784
Zoomer anon...

>>15304823
Yeah his gay misoginy is really showing now

>OH MY GOD JUST LET ME HAVE SEX WITH YOU
TOOBASED MYSTA

>>15304823
>>15304846
He`s based

>just let me have sex with you

Based incel and misogynist

>Dickbrain? How dare she call me dickbrain!
>not even 1 minute ago he was spamming a button to make the guy look like he was jerking off

>>15304827
I think wave 5 will just be a mix of Ethyria and Luxiem rejects

>I'm hungry
>everything is closed today
>Reimu is OFF the telly as well
suffering

>>15304827
https://twitter.com/holostarstv/status/1475073914476900355 They may have already found them.
>>15304901
Y-you too!

>>15304660
Good start!

I feel about 1% bad for lewding Selen, but she more or less gave us the go-ahead anyway from what I remember.

>I'm insecure
We know, Mysta

Panting like a dog...whore

>>15304097
It shouldn't be that hard to find a flip weeb girl somewhere<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec117e">

Your fortune: Happy Kwanzaa!</span>

>>15304939
I wouldn't think it bothered her if people looked at her in a lewd way. If she did, that's really cute.

>>15304097
This but Pomu

>>15304980
They're taken and too young for my taste in my area. And I only posted that copypasta because I'm bored as fuck and trying to take my suicidal thoughts off my brain<span class="fortune" style="color:#fc2d53">

Your fortune: Happy Hanukkah!</span>

>almost 8k in mysta stream
>thread is dead

>>15304097
just go to flipland, malnourished weeb girls like millie are so common there.

>>15304929
>Cover
>having good scouts

>>15305032
Maybe because we're watching the stream?

>>15305032
well I don't want to spam

>>15305032
I don't watch faggots.

>>15305032
its a fun stream, but people here think they'll catch the gay or something despite the contrary

>>15305095
Better never look at the mirror then.

>>15305032
I'm watching it though

>>15305032
Mystakes aren't threadwatchers

>I will breed them like pigs

>>15305111
I can't be a faggot, I have a girlfriend. and pretty sure she doesn't have a dick, I checked.

>>15305028
Maybe this will help?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnP0cKNPE04

>>15305066
It's the one thing they are good at, I thought they were losing their touch with council but Gen6 proves they can still find good talent.

>>15305032
I'm there

make sure to actually praise teddyloid the most for black out

>>15305046
I am in flipland, and most weebs there are either taken or underage.<span class="fortune" style="color:#11ec7f">

Your fortune: Your heart is two sizes too small.</span>

>>15304827
I assume homoen 2 is already cooking like how en2 was recruited at the same time as 1

>>15304784
Wouldn't mind seeing Elira do some collabs with him at some point seemed like they had the potential to be quite funny together from Millie's stream.

>>15305169
the girls voices are fitting for the song too . Even if they can't sing that well.

Nothing has happened other than dark areas, and Mysta is suddenly scared, and is looking for someone to join his call

:D<span class="fortune" style="color:#53fc2d">

Your fortune: Bah! Humbug.</span>

>>15305144
She deserves better anon

>>15305146
How does that song help? I'm gonna die alone anyway if I grow old, so I might as well die young surrounded by friends and family before that happens.<span class="fortune" style="color:#117eec">

Your fortune: The poster above you has been very very naughty!</span>

EYYYY HE'S ENTERING

Mysta called Shu because he was scared... cute!

enter shu

>>15305169
No, I will praise Petra because she's the only one who can sing in her wave.

EEYNTER

>>15305171
>most weebs there are either taken or underage
This is the truth and I hate it

>>15305217
Did you get used to the slippers yet, Rosemi-sama? :D

EEEEEEEYYYY- NTER

>Shu sleepy voice

>>15305219
You naughty bitch

>>15305254
She might be the best singer in obsydia but she's still a pretty bad singer.

>HDeez nutz
That is amazingly stupid and I don't think I've heard one the girls do that one yet

>>15305293
You know it to be true<span class="fortune" style="color:#532dfc">

Your fortune: Blessed Yule!</span>

Moral Shupport

So scared he was shaking, so he had to call his brother

>>15305158
But are they better than NijiEN? So far NijiEN's scouts did a pretty solid job, taking the best they can from the indie vtubing scene. And they are especially good at finding very good streamers like Nina, Vox, and Luca. HoloEN just picks random talents from different spheres but they are never good streamers. The reason gen 6 works is that they got girls with streaming experience

>>15305305
you're a bad singer

>>15305349
I guess we know who's the older brother now

>>15305305
She is a good singer.

>>15305266
I'm gonna put a new piece of cardboard into Rosemi's slippers!

>>15305394
what video is this from?

I'm really excited about the fanart that this impromptu Shu/Mysta collab will generate.

Sex with Petora

>>15305364
uh no bish.. I'm a great singer

>Lazulight was 7 years ago
Guys.. I miss Pomu so much...

Stop talking about Holoshit there's no evidence it's even gonna be an EN gen of Holostars

>I will take his cock
YES, MINE.

MYSTA!!??

Musta is so fucking gay holy shit

>>15305422
https://twitter.com/D18Icewolf/status/1472837278036865026

>>15305435
Shut up

does shuu never sleep? its like 10am for him

>>15305502
And you just realised that now?

SUS

>>15305538
I mean, no. But he doesn't even pretend lmao

8K bitches!

Mysta at 8.1k...

>>15305537
He said in his cringe santa stream that he usually wakes up at this time normally.

>male makes sex joke about sucking cock, gets praised
>female makes sex joke that is slightly above an innuendo. Gets called a slut.

My boy Mysta is doing so well...

>>15305032
I don't care about Mysta, at these hours I watch JP.

>>15305602
But Mysta also gets called a slut. My slut.

>>15305537
He was probably awake watching the mariokart tournament anyway

>>15305602
Because the female fanbase that oshis Mysta is based while the male fanbases are retarded and incels.

>>15305602
>anon discovers what life is like outside of 4chan

>>15305602
yeah

>>15305602
Pomu made like 20 jokes about balls in Elira's stream yesterday and nobody said anything

>>15305656
>based
You mean they're more degens

Mysta might actually save Jessica, the character most likely to die in the game

>>15305602
Yes

>>15305654
He was livetweeting it, he was as shocked at that blue shell that made Sasaki win as the rest of us, shilled the voice packs, and said his follower milestones

>>15305602
I'm sure that if a female made a joke about grabbing another girl's ass, they'd get praised too.
pretty sure it's mostly ok if it's the same gender

>>15305692
when pomu makes a joke about sucking finanas or eliras tits or licking their pussy then it'll be the same as the humor wave 4 gets away with.

>>15305693
Yes, so based

>>15305359
Nina is the real gem. Probably the rarest and most hidden talent of all. Really glad Niji got her. She'll be the reason of NijiEN growth in the near future.

>>15305032
4chan is a male website

BOMBACLAT

Mysta casually dropping london SLURS

>>15305519
Let's go to the place where our happiness won't fade away

>>15305780
Yeah so why don't you support your fellow dudes? Are you so insecure as a man you're actually scared of other guys?

>>15305780
>He doesn't know

>see a snowstorm
>THIS IS LIKE SKYRIM DLC

>>15305807
I really like watching girls, wth vaginas, because I am a man.

>>15305602
Mysta IS a slut anon

>>15305780
>she doesn't check the demographic surveys

>>15305830
Femanons look like THAT?

>>15305841
And that's why we love him

>>15305755
>"joke"
Also, it'll be rosemi

>>15305778
Then why does everyone hate Nina? honeslty I don't find her entertaining, and people like her rub me through wrong way. Why? you can tell that she treats vtubing like a business, she will Supa bait, pander to a different audience when it's convenient, change her beliefs if it means more viewers or donations. Everything she does is calculated, there is no passion, just souless pandering.
At least the other girls sell this fantasy that they are their characters and behave as such, nina just goes full retard on the mommy kayfabe.

>>15305886
Yes

I lost my virginity a few days ago, and nothing has changed, I still just want to fuck Pomu

FARKYU BARDS

>>15305952
>Then why does everyone hate Nina
they don't

>>15305807
That's like saying I should watch gay porn because I'm supporting my dudes in them.

You are a fucking imbecile.

Mysta gets all the bitches

>>15305971
SLUT WHORE TRAITOR

>>15305952
I like Nina but I agree with you.
She's unbearable to listen to when she's not going full gamer autismo mode.

>>15305952
>everyone hates Nina
That's clearly untrue considering her subs and earnings
You just have bad taste anon

Shu has a gayer gasp than Mysta

>>15305778
i'm gonna anti her so hard if she doesn't shill the next wave's female members as hard as Luxiem, but i'll trust your judgement anon

>>15305993
so true bestie

>>15305952
It really does feel like that with Nina.

Can you stop biting the same bait that appears in this general at the same time

>>15305971
Whore

Mysta...

Mysta...

>I NEED PUSSY
>FUCK ME DUMB BITCH
>LET ME SEE HER ASS
>I'll save the guy because I'm homiesexual!
>the guy dies due to this

>>15305952
She's pretty well liked outside of here, and most of that is for her politics or "honey." Once you're over the post-post-irony of her saying honey all the time then she's pretty alright. She's really supportive of all the other livers and lives to break tensions.
She still gets on my nerves sometimes, like when she succumbs to being a salty drunk, but I've come around on her the hardest of everyone in NijiEN.
Fuck that bitch Petra, though, I hope she gets run over.

Mister Mysta...

Mysta made the right choice purely by accident lmao

>>15306009
Have you not learned anything from the holoshit shark and the menhera orange chicken?

more views do not equate better content.
more donations do not equate a better streamer.
bad popularity is still popularity

>>15306050
No

>>15305971
Anon is a whore

>Regardless of which option Chris chooses, the lever will automatically switch to Josh's side, and he will be sawed in half.
awesome game

>>15306143
But orange chicken is good

>>15306161
why even present it as if its a choice if there is no choice

>>15306161
I'm not gonna argue that until dawn is a good game, but there is an explanation for this later.

>>15306107
sucks for you anon, my oshi is perfect.
I have 0 complaints or compromises with her.
Maybe you should watch someone you actually enjoy and not force yourself to watch someone you only partially enjoy.

>>15306202
the choice is an illusion

>>15306009
>anon says she goes out of her way to pander and market herself
>you say she has more subs because of another reason
It's okay to admit that Nina is a numberfag and going really hard to make it, anon. No other nijien before her went this hard on shamelessly shilling themselves.

>>15306202
It's just like real life

Mysta's timing is hilarious

Do girls mind if their oshi has had sex wih other girls?

>>15306215
Who said she's my oshi?

>>15306249
Women are natural cuckqueans, they don't care.

>>15305971
i'm pomu

>>15306258
so you just watch streamers that aren't your oshi? Do you even have a kamioshi??

>>15306202
Because it will make sense later but that's a spoiler. Kinda sucks anyway.

>>15306271
Women care more about emotional cheating than anything sexual

>>15306210
>choices matter
>but actually no
>but there's an explanation
The state of modern console "games"

>>15306227
It honestly doesn't bother me, just shows she's honest as why she's in niji just like the orca in Hololive.

[Interesting stream update] Mysta barked, Shu said
"oh"

>>15306249
Context matters greatly anon. But mostly no.

>>15306299
Yes and yes. Ever heard of collabs?

>>15306331
Hehe cute boy noises

>>15306161
Well the explanation is that Josh is actually the masked killer wanting to play a prank on them all because they basically killed his sisters and he faked his death with a pig or something for the lower half of his body, there's a hole in that wall

Wait, did burgers already wake up? What is this weak bait?

>>15306325
ok I'll just spoil it for you so you can see how much of a retard you are the entire first half of the game is a setup by Josh to get back at the other people for bullying his sisters (who died because of the bullying). He dies in a gory way to traumatize them, which is why he triggers the saw regardless of the decision. Anyway, the choice affects other stuff in the game internally, so it's not like it doesn't matter at all.

>>15305952
The most disliked one here is Finana for none reasons. Mysta has shown to be a male Finana and he is celebrated, yet if you bring in Finana she will be called a whore and two face

>3 zatsudans in a row
Nice "content" mom

>>15306381
>Mysta was in love with a murder all along
gril brain

>>15306249
No? Imagine if my oshi hated it if his fans were having sex. Sounds absolutely deranged.
I don't think oshi and fan have the right to dictate that to each other

>>15306161
Remember when Telltale Games used to be popular? They released their Game of Thrones game, and it turned out that no matter who you chose to side with, the other guy would end up being the traitor and betraying you in the exact same way. It was so dumb, the illusion of choice is paper thin.

>>15306452
He doesn't murder anyone, just scares the fuck out of them

>>15306424
>>15306381
Holy shit, sony fags will defend this rubbish.

>>15306430
You really think people don't recognize your schizo syntax when you've been blasted to pieces yesterday? lmao

>>15306331
you noggas can't be seriously telling that a man that barks for the camera is a bro, when you tell me that he barks for chat, the first thing I think is this mofo is trying to act cute and gay for the chat. As a straight male who wants to listen to another bros stories and banter, this is a redflag, and makes me assume that this vtuber is just an attention seeking fujobait streamer.

Stop advertising them here as bros, they're not. if you want to pretend to be gay and watch this dudes for the sake of unity then go ahead but stop fucking lying about them.

>>15305952
it's called sigma grindset and she's super based
also she's very passionate about indie vidya, the moment you're able to distinguish when she's being frank, her streams get much better

Shu sucks get Vox on

>>15306506
you're a bigger faggot than al l5 of them combined

>this song makes my ears pregnant!

>>15306421
t. Sean Igger

>>15306516
Vox is prepping to play Civ 5 in 2 hours.

>>15306326
and that's exactly why I can't watch her, it breaks all the illusion vtubers are supposed provide.
Why doesnt she just irl stream on twitch? Seems like a better fit for her.

>>15306506
Your bros don't bark for you? Oh what am i saying? You probably don't have them!

Mysta: "You've been here for ages!"
(hint hint, it's time to leave)
Shu misses the hint and instead asks for higher voice volume

>>15306435
mommy bitch needs to relax after drinking so much, honey

>>15306435
She mostly just lets the more interesting members of the company be her content for her recently. Stream about the boys right after debut, Coffee time zatsudan just talking about the boys for the most part, yesterdays stream inviting everyone on to give her content so she doesn't have to make anything interesting by herself.

>>15306552
Чeгo тeбe, пидopaca кycoк?

Sometimes I forget Shu is here too.

>my cock smells a little
Shu!?

>>15306503
Your confusing me for another, I’m just stating the obvious of what has happened over the past 2 days

>>15306574
Beyyyyyysed

>chat thinks shu is tired instead of just being incredibly boring by default

>>15306506
The only one that doesn't do homo baiting and tries his hardest to dodge women asking for kisses or whispering is Shu. But I bet you hate him because the thread was telling you to for months before he was even in.

>>15306568
As if you watch anyone aside for the purpose of hating them, please get help now.

>>15306608
Would you a smelly Shu?

>bait
>random things that aren't happening in stream being posted
>bait
Good morning Amerilards

Remember when people said "Tora would shine with an active chat"

>>15306608
He's really taking a shit on Mysta's stream

>>15306634
kek

>Isn't morge a place where dead peopel go?
Mysta...

>>15306684
Well japanese fucking love him for some reason

chances that nina invades vox's stream and they play civ5 for 6 hours?

>>15306669
this but your continent.

>>15306726
Gay.

I love NijiEN and have almost completely cast off HoloEN, but I don't have a kamioshi because none of them make my dick hard the way Nui, Claire, Yuika, Fuyuki or Deron do. And kamioshi-ing any of them makes me feel like a hack being an EOP.

I need my wave 5 already...

Hope you dude and dudettes had an amazing day yesterday<span class="fortune" style="color:#11ec7f">

Your fortune: Your heart is two sizes too small.</span>

>>15306726
>>15306780
Post males.

Cute female screaming

>>15305952
>Everything she does is calculated
>nina just goes full retard on the mommy kayfabe
What if I tell you that this is exactly what makes her good and special? She streams 100 hours a month, promotes her colleagues and the branch, regularly uploads shorts and so much more. NijiEN is still an underdog in English vtubing and there is already an army of H*l*live vtubers "selling fantasy". A professional streamer with a decade of experience is exactly what NijiEN needs and she does her job marvelously. This board hate Nina, but that's the deal, she pulls in a new audience, she always works on the exposure and she even uses her multilingualism to the fullest opening Niji to non-English speakers, unlike her Ethyria mates

He cut ittttt AHhhhhh

Wincing Mysta is cute

>>15306799
I think you mostly like huge boobs judging by the livers you mentioned

I only saw one person saying "yubi yubi" in chat this truly is a different audience than female VTubers have

>>15306506
More like this thread needs to stop talking about women-bait and "bro" streamers like they're mutually exclusive. It's already several days since Luxiem debuted and people here are still constantly confused about whether they're "bros or not". They can be both like most NijiJP males are. Just watch and find out if you like them or not lmao, or don't and stop pretending you know anything about male vtubers

>>15306841
>Mysta is cute
INNIT

>>15306811
I spent the entire day recovering from my alcohol intake on thursday<span class="fortune" style="color:#7fec11">

Your fortune: You're on the nice list!</span>

Just don't bonk the fucking dogs Mysta I swear to God

Is there a reason for /nijiEN/ and not /NijiEN/

>>15306853
I mean, we do need a big boobed open cleavage liver for EN...

can anyone send me enna's short cover tweet collection? feels like missed a lot

>>15306799
>calling them Yuika and Fuyuki
>kamioshi-ing several people

>>15306819
nta But Nina has done nothing for me in the grand scheme of nijisanji. I would already be watching nijiEn even if she wasn't there to promote it.
To me, she's just someone who crashes into my oshis stream unannounced and detracts my oshis attention from us, the chat.

>>15306886
What's a brit chav slang for calling someone a cute?

>>15306684
I don't think he is particularly bad compared to all the poor reactions he gets here. Not everyone needs to be screaming and making autistic monkey noises in collabs. But having watched his collabs with Nova and Mint I don't know why anyone would be expecting anything different from what he is like now. He was mostly just mumbling comments directly related to the game every so often in those that I remember.

>>15306952
Boy would you hate IPN

>>15305602
from what I'm gathering is that Luxiem got the female equivalent of VShojo fans into the branch lol

>>15306946
Oh, I should've implied more that I didn't kamioshi any of them because I'm a filthy EOP.

>>15306895

What the fuck is with Mysta's comedic timings

My fucking ear drums Mysta!

>>15306952
The chat is retarded and should be actively ignored whenever possible. I hope Nina shows up in every single stream you're watching for the entire year of 2022.

>Smells like I'm safe for now
>Gets jinxed within 0.8 seconds
Amazing detective skills, I kneel.

>>15306887
Chill anon, it takes time for people to understand that vtubers can be multi-dimentional, especially when a popular precedent made it a point to be simple and pandering.

I wonder if part of the reason why Pomu's burnt out from Minecraft is because she's expected to play on the World Server, which is pretty much 100% exhausted of everything you could do

>>15307004
Dog is funny

>>15307009
The chat is the reason the stream is happening.

>>15306977
I thought everyone here hated IPN

Mysta didn't hit the dog!

>>15307065
That's what she said. She wants an EN server so hopefully management can get their heads out of their ass and just get them one.

>>15307099
Mysta is a good boy

Mysta is the dog whisperer

>>15307113
I thought they were supposed to be getting one?

>>15306962
>Not everyone needs to be screaming and making autistic monkey noises in collabs
I dont value cheap screaming in collabs, I just want a fucking conversation to flow naturally. He has no excuses to bring his PL habits into a a big ass company like Nijisanji. He needs to learn to adapt or gtfo.

>>15307083
Maybe you should only show up to superchat readings.

>>15306819
>This board hate Nina
I feel like this hasn't even been true since November. For every post shitting on her, you get three disagreeing with it.

>>15307099
Dog love!

>>15307088
>hate ipn
You mean the dude thats always being supportive of Selen and even helped her win apex prize money that she spent on her birthday stream?
Why would I hate that guy?

>>15307099
Thank fuck, he already fell for the most obvious trap in the game so him hitting the dog would have made Mike's life so much harder.

>>15307065
That is pretty much what she said yes

Reminder that if you see a Finana post especially from a phone poster that it’s Chris. And should tell him to fuck off so we can finally get rid of all Ryucucks and any mentioned from that two faces whore

Fucking dead hours I hate them.

>>15306952
In my eyes she's kind of... trying to be a coordinator talent like Astel, about 2 in myth, Suisei etc are. She's just not good at it because her main talent is hassling people and spamming social media. She isn't out there building creative projects or mogging people into becoming better singers.

She only does "networking". Which is good, there's a small company called cyberlive whose lead talent's gay magnetism has single handedly saved the company because everyone wants to help her out. But Nina ain't on that level so it comes across as just being kind of loud.

>>15307136
I hate to break it to you, but he isn't going anywhere.

>>15307149
He has named it Nintendog now and is probably attached, so I'm assuming the dog dies

>Mommyfags shitting up the thread again

>>15307138
without the chat aka viewers, there is no streamer.

>>15307174
It does to save Mike iirc

>>15307164
I fucking knew it was him!

Shu is ruining Mysta's stream

>>15307134
From how they've talked about it, it seems like the idea's been stalled.

>>15307168
Mysta is streaming

>>15307136
It doesn't feel particularly uncomfortable or anything though to me? He isn't really detracting anything from the stream.

>women hate him for avoiding to pander to them
>plfags hate him because muh nepotism and months of shitposting
>unicorns hate him because of his connections to lazulight
>EOP hate him for doing JP streams
>/v/ermin hate him because he mostly does zatsudan
>singing powerlevel autists will hate him once he does a karaoke
Shu is too powerful. He is singlehandedly harboring all the hate to himself from his wave, so that the rest of the boys will be free of it.

>>15307192
>people stop existing if I'm not watching them
Luca is that you?

>>15307215
This is the fucker who killed josh!

>>15307148
This is great larping anon. have my (You). If you genuinely believe what you wrote, you're ten times more a faggot than the sum of this thread, his dick is probably in your mouth now.

>>15307172
Then she should have applied as a manager instead, her way of gaining clout for nijiEn is just obnoxious, she doesn't have the charisma for it.

>>15307237
The Lelouch of our generation.

>>15307164
Fuck you, he's not only a harmless guy but also needs to finish all the other Thyria cards. Also the guy was probably here before you, tourist

>>15306819
>This board hate Nina
It's like 2 or 3 schizos shitting on her at every opportunity. Just because they are loud doesn't mean there are a lot of them.

All of this reminds me of the hate Petra got when she debuted

>>15307236
CHAT WHERE DID YOU GO

>>15307235
it's hard to ruin a stream when you don't speak

Pet detective Mysta, helps bottoms find their lost owner with his unmatched instincts.

>>15307289
Kek, I love this image

>>15307148
>You mean the dude thats always being supportive of Selen and even helped her win apex prize money that she spent on her birthday stream?
I almost wrote a whole Thing there, but I think the long and short of it is simply: He comes across as a bad version of Mysta/Luca. He's got that pleading attitude but it's just annoying because he just doesn't have the charisma to pull it off.
Mysta is fucking pathetic but he ironically also has charisma. Which makes for a really (to quite a >number of people) good sell.

Wonder what special game Finana has next week

>>15307288
o it's 2 or 3 now? Wrong. It's always 1 schizo posting on a 1 second cooldown across all the fanbases and generals. Coming up with baits to get (You)s
I rarely use the word "Cope" but if it fits...

COPE

was that a plot device or did Mysta actually kill him

>>15307237
JOPs love him though, he is male Petra.

>>15307380
Mike is literally the hardest character to kill

>>15307367
epic seven

>>15307374
1/3 where are the other 2 now?

>>15307386
You forgot to include that JOPs don't love petra.

Mysta has been camping before and even (attempted) to chop firewood, I wonder who he went with

>>15307419
Isn’t that gacha game dead?

>>15307404
Mysta sure is special

>>15307456
It's (You)

>>15307419
Holy based

>>15307380
Mike and Sam can both only die at the very end.
They're the characters with all the plot armor, Matt has the least and will almost always die.

>>15307465
They do, 5ch is always gosling over her

How long until the end of the game?

If Millie was a demon, her name would be Mirimu

>>15307456
It's not burger time yet.

>>15307507
2/3, one more and i get my bingo card full

>>15307268
>Then she should have applied as a manager instead, her way of gaining clout for nijiEn is just obnoxious, she doesn't have the charisma for it.
Nono I agree. There's some chuubas who can manage and stream and just kind of turn into hubs but that's just flagrantly not her.
Anyway. Anyway. What's going on with Selen's VR project?
>>15307473
>Isn’t that gacha game dead?
Apparently not and wow I hate t his already.

>>15307419
fuck

>>15307542
There's a couple hours left unless he speedruns this shit.

>>15307465
>>15307531
also most of her superchats are jp

>>15307473
I have no idea, but it's the first gatcha that I could think of (besides genshin or honkai)

>>15307237
I'll help you anon!
>Mystakes hate him because of his JP humor
>Lucubs hate him because of numbers
>Quilldren hate him because he stole the spotlight as the wave singer
>Kindred hate him because he doesn't pander the women

>>15307487
If i remember well he isn't dead, he just turns into Nathan Drake by the end of the fucking game

>>15307573
>>15307517
Really?

>>15307526
Cause he's black right? It really does follow horror tropes

Mysta is sick and tired of bitches and hoes

>>15307572
E7 has unironically a good story though

>>15307288
I don't like Nina and her personality. I tend to ignore her streams and keep to my own livers that I like. But lately ninafags have been getting pretty obnoxious with claiming how Luxiem and the branch's success is due to her, when at most she spammed social media, a couple of streams and invited them to join her. I don't see Nina doing outreach to companies, collabs outside of nijisanji or having anyone else besides ruskies show up on some streams. At best she promoted people like Mika, Oliver and a bit of Luxiem. None of this grand scheme of marketing you have in your head.

>>15307543
Cute oppai Loli dragon demon lord

>>15307465
>You forgot to include that JOPs don't love petra.
You just had to come out and embarrass yourself in front of dozens of people. Good job. Gods what a trashfire of a post.

>>15307287
Finana, Petra, Nina, Shu, it's all just timelooping anon

>>15307587
There’s fate grand order which chat have pleaded her to never play. Beside that there’s ark knights and Girls fronline which are edgy for Finana

>>15307572
I don't know, I don't keep up with Selens projects. I barely watch her unless she is in a collab.

>>15307659
>Cute oppai Loli dragon demon lord
I want to live in a eorld where this were an NEtuber.

>>15307620
Yes but also because you need to play him as the chad he is and disregard Emily since she's a cunt, but no one does so he always dies

You can save everyone on this game but the good ending for me is where everyone except Emily lives and you get to shoot her in the face

This game is worse than Omori

>>15307659
>asymmetrical leg wear
Milim would be a perfect vtuber

The numbers...its over..

>>15307750
Wrong

https://twitter.com/Alliance_iPN/status/1475124445798879232
Hada is having discord sex with IPN!

>>15307750
>This game is worse than Omori
What game?

https://twitter.com/agito666/status/1475112079224754176
>Selen fighting for wave 4
>Has barely acknowledge them

>>15307652
The only ones doing collabs outside nijisa ji and trying to actually grow the exposure of NijiEN are Finana and Selen, and guess what? They get all these faggots hating on them for collabing with outsiders instead of within nijien. In terms of exposure, nina has done about as much as millie or Enna. NNothing. He'll even reimu has done more when she collabed with wactor.

>>15307750
Dude, this game is just funni slasher movie, if you want to see this but made badly then you can play/watch Man of Medan

Mysta is numberfagging again!

>>15307792
https://twitter.com/Petra_Gurin/status/1475131141766397955
So is petra, evidently.