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Ui Meat

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Attention federal agents. All of my posts in this thread are entirely sincere.

Would architecture girls serves well as meat?

Posting in delicious thread

threads rule: you must call your oshi "oishi"

the existence of these threads is the ultimate proof that meidos on /vt/ are braindead retards.

Does this only apply to eating vtubers or does it include ones you want to be eaten by?

>>15292767
not really
there's a point where too much fat becomes a pain in the ass to cut.
maybe make them into hamburgers?

>>15293037
shoo shoo stinky vorefag

>>15293054
Also if you've seen any interviews with actual cannibals, they'll tell you that fat tastes nasty and greasy. Lean meat is the best

I want to eat Ange so much

>>15293088
Not vore, that's just swallowed whole, I mean actually cut up and eaten

>>15293009
Should have obvious after /become/, fat fuck or the the piss general established themselves. It is baffling how bad overall catalog moderation is

>>15293106
Why you gotta have juicy thighs. I want to sink my teeth into them and rip chunks of meat off

>>15292468
>How would you serve Risu
I can't cook to save my life, so I'd probably just cook her like a rabbit for stew. Take out the back muscles, bicep and thighs, and stew them in a vegetable stock alongside some potato, carrot and onion. Add a pinch of salt and pepper, and maybe some flour to thicken it. Can't promise it'd be the best meal she could make, but if squirrel tastes anything like rabbit, it should be decent.

>>15293174
Ange's delicious meat

>>15293151
Look on the bright side
One more fetish thread means one less bait thread

>>15293288
both kind of threads should be deleted or send to /trash/. This is hardly a good thing

>>15293091
lean meat is fine
but most cannibals don't bother properly butchering the carcass or trimming the cuts before cooking (some don't even bother cooking their meal!)
of course it's gonna taste bad if you eat a mouthful of fatty gristle
the fat on proper cuts tastes sweet, almost sugary

>>15293593
Which is why we discuss how to properly handle chuuba meat and make fine dining, not just roast our oishis like some jungle tribe barbarian

>>15292689
Tfw ywn mogu mogu Okayu's tits off her torso

Rate my oishi

>>15295914
Looks good. Looks fairly lean, and decently sized for a growing girl. Probably needs a few more years to mature and really fill out to ensure a decent quantity of meat.
Overall, 8/10. Would make a good meal.

Imagine if it's someone's first time visiting /vt/ and the first thing someone see is this thread

>>15298586
i would imagine they would start salivating

>Kiara visits your place after getting an invitation to dinner
>She took it as a way to clear her thoughts after her friends had been quiet for a week
>Kiara knocks on your door and enters your house
>The door opens on its own, and closes shut the moment she walked in
>The house is empty
>Even the kitchen is empty despite the dinner plan
>She notices your basement door opened and hears crying from downstairs
>Kiara swallows her spit and walks down
>At the very back of the basement, she sees a door leading to another set of stairs
>Deeper she goes into the belly of the beast
>And what she see almost made her gagged as she immediately hides behind a curtain
>An operating theatre, anon standing in the middle performing a grisly operation on Gura
>She's crying as you tore her entrails out and toss them into a bucket labelled 'chum'
>Dangling from the ceiling of the theatre were bodies of Fauna, Pekora, and Risu
>Or what's left of them
>Kiara covers her mouth trying not to scream and expose her position
>You let off steam at your miserable failure
>"What can I do with this one, Sora? She won't-"
>Gura still struggles to let herself go and grabs your wrist, you respond by cleaving into her chest
>"-stay still! I wanna make them delicious... But they always turned out wrong!"
>You point at Fauna
>"That one, too burnt!"
>At Pekora
>"This one, too oily!"
>At Risu
>"This one, too sweet! And now-"
>You hear a noise behind you. Turning around, you see Kiara slipping away.
>"What's this, goddess?! Our guest?! She's tasty! Tasty! TASTY!"

>There is another cannibal thread

>>15293106
>>15293174
>>15293255
Pov: You are an Angefag

>>15300802
Stop complaining and just enjoy it, anon.

Anons, what would you do to gura if you had your way with her?

>>15300990
You could harvest literally every part of her
Flesh: Sashimi, soup, dried, ground and preserved into fish sauce
Liver: Cancer/Leukemia treating oil
Skin and cartillage skeleton: Collagen and gelatin
Skin: Leather
Organs: Squalene
Ovary and pussy: Onahole

>>15293589
I find this post funny since I checked /vtsg/ on /trash/ and somehow it's more civilized there some generals here, idk why

>>15301590
Simple really
They genuinely want to have fun and since it's /thrash/ there are no baitniggers. Only sincere anons looking for fun
/vt/ is infected with baitniggers looking forward for their next 'Your oshi is having sex on Christmas/Now that the dust have settled/What was X thinking/What do they mean by this/Could someone give me a quick rundown/How do we fix/etc threads'

Bros imagine...
Marinating your oishi's meat with your seeds and her pussy juices

>>15302761
Too salty

>>15285664
I bet she tastes funny.

>>15301204
What would you do with the head?

How does this make you feel?

>>15304674
Id prefer the real stuff from gura's body over this synthetic shit

>>15304616
Keep it alive using advanced technology and medicine

I'm curious, what would you do with your oshi's feet?

Bump

Who would make the tastiest oshi?

>>15305633
Bbq, picking, any treatment you would give pigs feet would apply with oshi feet

>>15307755
>Pickling

>>15305633
Boil them for broth

>>15307650
I've heard whale meat is very tasty

>>15293054
>there's a point where too much fat becomes a pain in the ass to cut
We're not talking cartoonish landwhales here, anon. Quality livestock gets pretty plump, at the least a hell of a lot more than most of the girls posted here.
>>15293091
I don't think most if any actual modern cannibals are doing proper prepwork and cooking the stuff

>>15307650
I'm a big fan of chewy takos, so ofc it has to be Ina for me

>>15301204
What a multi-purpose oishi, who else who can be harvested for multiple purposes?

>>15315299
Watame
>Meat for mutton
>Entrails for haggis
>Wool for clothing
>Horns for drinking vessels
>Skin for leather
Name a more versatile oshi I dare you

>>15292582
Build for rape and grill

guro has so much guro/ryona potential
Clubbing her, filleting her, etc.

>>15298586
every board needs a sociopath general to filter off normals

>>15319368
I'm not chinese
I prefer just using a captive bolt pistol to the base of the skull on the back of the head before hanging them upside down and cutting jugular to drain the blood

>>15319646
ok sissy

>>15319426
I fully heartedly support this
I think /vt/ is too soft in the eyes of normalfags coming over. Need to remind them whose land theyre entering

>>15292468
>qott
Stew. Treerat meat doesnt have a lot of fat so theyll get dry and tough if grilled. Cream stew is great. the meat is kept hydrated and the flavor is kept in the liquid

>cannibal general is here to stay
I hate you sickos so much

>>15292468
>THIS FUCKING THREAD AGAIN

>there are actual fucking cannibals on this site

>>15325909
>>15325803
>>15325675
Hey hey hey
I just wanna eat anime girls
Not 3D roommates

>nooooo you can't just eat the hecking chuubarinos noooo
fags

>he doesnt want the chuubas to live on as part of their body
Weak

>>15319368
Gura sashimi, gura fish cakes, gura liver oil, grilled feet, BBQ hands, and her severed head as a decoration, gura is built for cannibalism

>>15326910

Which Luxiem faggot do you think tastes good?

>>15327570
>gathering the lux boys together
>recreate that one scene from Starless
>they fuck you with a guillotine looming on their dicks
>chop their dicks off the moment they came inside you
>Repeat again so you wont know who is the father
>grilling them susages and serve as frankurters

>>15328504
>femanon who knows Starless and is into this shit
I dont even know you but I already love you

>>15328801
Thanks. But you might get on the receiving end

>>15328801
>there are females in the cannibalism threads
Feels weird discussing my depraved sexual fantasies where women can read my posts. But I guess we're all degens here

Omaru Porka. Best cured, salted and dry aged.

>>15329106
Guro fetishes are not uncommon with women they're just less likely to admit to it because guys who don't understand what fantasy and roleplay is start stalking them

>>15329106
>>15329156
Almost every guro artist I follow are women. They know their stuffs

>>15328801
>>15328929
>love at first sight
>in a cannibalism fetish thread
Now Ive seen everything

>>15329156
>>15329224
I'm aware that some women are into guro. But is it off-putting for women to listen to men discussing their fantasies of wanting to butcher and cannibalize women or wanting to enjoy their dead bodies? If I was a woman, I imagine that would feel a little uncomfortable, at least.

>>15329733
It's not a problem if everyone is on the same level of it being a fantasy since you're both there for the same thing.

>>15329120
This nigga would rather eat Polka jerky instead of enjoying Polka's fresh tight meat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y7n6j9-5-Y

>>15329791
>>15329156
my wife would often joke about turning my dick into corndog when she sounds me

>>15330278
based

>>15330278

>>15330278
Fuck that's hot

>>15330278
>the cannibal has a wife

>>15292468
Risu spitroast, she's not the size of the squirrel but she'll taste like one

>>15329733
herbivore mindset

>>15292468
Visited this thread then got this recommended on my YT frontpage, what the fuck is this black magic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2f6f1qr1BU

>>15331699
google-kun moderating your web activity and recommending you relevant videos. It just means they're looking out for you

>>15317234
you forgot bountiful sheep milk from her scrumptious titties

Milk is just filtered blood
Yum

Based Fubuki

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O775092N3nU

>these threads

>>15329733
but you will NEVER be a woman

>>15330318
>>15330326
>>15330346
>>15330528
why do I have a feeling none of you understood the meaning of "sounds" in that post

>>15337383
Nah, all you have to do is mutilate a woman, then roast her limbs and eat them. Once her body has been reintegrated inside your stomach you absorb her femininity and become a woman. This is scientific knowledge.

>>15337708

>>15292468
I wouldn't and couldn't bring myself to kill, butcher, and preserve my oshii's body parts, including offal, in order to consume her entirely and make her a part of me forever.

But after reading Chainsaw Man I see the potential appeal of such a practice.

I want to drink my oshi's blood and smear it on my face

>>15339813
I want to make morcilla with my oshi, with her blood, onion, rice, garlic, salt, parsley, pepper, and maybe some of her meat for structure.

>>15337448
>Implying none of us knew what sounding is

>>15292468
You know, Risu is confirmed to browse this board
She's likely to see herself as the OP image of this thread and be interested
Hello Risu! I enjoy your content and yes, I am 100% serious I will kill and eat you if the chance occurs. I don't mean that in a threating way I just want to be REALLY close to you.
Look at all these idiots talking about thier oshi (oishi) in a language they won't understand, but you and I Risu, we can directly speak to each other and I hope you love your fans just as much as we love you
God damn I'm hungry

>>15341035
Post yfw Risu sees this thread

>>15341035
>Risu checks on /vt/ to lurk around her fans
>Saw an OP pic with herself on it
>Thought it's the Risu thread
>Read the title and description
>Disgusted and curious
Ayunda: Click it
Risu: Why?
Ayunda: Just click it. Lets see what's inside.
Risu: I dont wanna... it looks weird
Ayunda: Do it!
Risu: Fine...

blood is the purest form of (You)r oishi
it can be obtained without damaging (You)r oishi
blood only

>>15342972
Oishi opening her flow and allowing you to drink directly from the source.

>tfw your oishi can regenerate/almost invincible/respawn
>unlimited meat
Delicious

>>15337291
Unfortunately, this one isnt trolling

>>15343168
based kfp

>>15342972
But what if I want cut open my oishi's stomach so I can drink her blood and kiss her organs?

Im genuinely surprised that this place is civil and less disgusting than /ringo/