/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Don't use my oshi to make a thread this shit, kill yourself

wow

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A hololive feet thread would've been more productive than this thread

If any of you were still in denial that this board is full of underaged Redditors, here's your proof.

huh?

>>1528568
It's called ironical reddit larp, old man

>>1528654
That's thinking positively, I suppose.

>>1528183
月 <-- amogus imposter color white
watame is sus for hiding the imposter!

>>1528568
you do realize reddit banned jerma sus posting, right? it makes them seethe like nothing else.
thats how i can tell you need to go back

>>1528654
>haha, I was only pretending to be a Redditor! epically owned
That's even worse, you dumb faggot.

>>1529170
t. butthurt retard crying over people making fun of amogus and reddit

>>1529144
>you do realize reddit banned jerma sus posting, right
No, because I don't use Reddit.

>>1529215
me neither but retards like you make sure to bring it up everywhere, informing me on the latest fucking developments.

>>1529241
If being told to go back makes you that angry you can just say so, you know.

>>1529258
>guy who brings up reddit everywhere complains about being a retarded redditor
worlds smallest violin; nobody cares. since we know you'll be here bitching all day why don't you give us some more facts about reddit and redditors?

>>1529311
Anon, I know you're mad. But there's no need to get masochistic. I don't want to hurt your feelings further.

>>1529354
mind broken redditor

>>1529370
Why do you keep bringing up something you hate?

>>1529699
because it makes obsessed redditors seethe

>>1529778
But you keep bringing up the site. Would that not indicate an obsession on your part?

>>1529788
it's the subject of conversation as started by u/redditlord420. if it's desired to spend all day obsessed over this thread and reddit i'm happy to give some asshurt.

>>1529850
That's so very very strange.

>>1527530
You should return to reddit

>>1529896
it's mentally stimulating to fuck with people especially if they're raring for it. helped me trade stocks for 76.89% gains this year. i'll gladly make someone go schizo if they want to be an insane ass who can't just ignore and follow general etiquette. i get to learn more about human nature and they get to check their egos -- it's really a win-win since they'll never learn any other way.

>>1530015
Cool blog.

“Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.”

>>1530026
you want and you shall recieve. like i said, i learn and you learn :^)

>>1530033
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>>1530043
when someone realizes replying to a thread they hate just bumps it and makes them even more upset they gradually learn how to use 4chan.
that or they learn sage does jack shit when you change the bump order of ip's.

necessary free experience for me to check my own sanity and perceptions. if i can't accurately understand the situation of a futuba imageboard i can't accurately understand the situation of a stock.

>>1530107
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>>1530123
it's really energizing. sometimes i think about 4chan's stories and how i don't even remember half of them now, i know nothing of them. there's only my people and a select few, their stories.

i'm surrounded by people and stories and i realize just how much of a strange and wonderful thing it is to live in a free society where we are allowed to dream and to choose what we want out of life. that we aren't forced into ideological boxes. we're allowed to examine this and talk about it openly. that we are allowed to disagree with one another. to disagree about dumb shit here.

>>1530168
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Is this thread schizo retribution against shogun Watame deleting spam threads?

>>1530180
but then i remember all the things i've learned -- the times ive been right and the times ive been wrong, how i modified my assumptions and worked with new theories.

i've gotten to a point where i feel i'm better at that and understand a bit more about how to do that.

maybe someday i'll figure out the damn thing completely.

but i never will.

what is wrong with wanting to try?

what is wrong with the way i feel?

why did i fall for this way of life like that?

>>1530219
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>>1530234
then i see the little box pop up, the mind racing again.

A bit quickie let's jump to the top of the screen.

Ok. So what is there?

What we can see is there a button.

Now now lets take a look at the main button.

Just wait a minute, the last little bit is there.

How exactly is that button done, you can probably imagine that the person standing in the window is looking at something in the bottom left hand corner of the screen.

Now that you started thinking about the question you were asking, the next little screen popped up.

The next little screen is the top right of the screen.

Notice? The next button that you can see looks like this.

So what is this button doing we see? Okay?

There is a red button.

This button is pointing in the monitor and it will act like this when you are moving in the space.

This button is just showing you information that the person is looking at.

And like what you might say, this is basically a video screen.

So how it works is really simple. Just take a look at the first image below.

Notice there is a red frame.

Notice that the black text is on the left the frame on top.

Notice the red text as well?

>>1530260
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>>1529241
>knows what reddit likes, dislikes, and even what they ban
>"No, YOU'RE the redditor!"
Kinda sus ngl.

>>1530270
but watame... [08:59:54] <Hasslemaster7> I am one of the last remaining members of my group to return to normal status. We are currently fighting for the honor system, we did it to the end but did you know the reason? Because of your participation we have been reduced to ashes. [08:59:58] <+vibration12> and all I know is it was an accident... i was just trying to figure it out but it still doesn't seem to even work for me at this point. [08:60:15] <+vibration12> i knew then that this might be a possibility. but when i went in with the problem i wasn't sure if it was the end of it all or nothing. and i didn't want my own death, so i was gonna do something. when i heard that i called you guys, and i thought he wanted to come back. so i called you guys again, you guys are so great in your new job and good at your new job to finally admit it, it is probably one of the worst things i have ever felt like i could do without you... my friend got hurt. i need to call my parents and say i love you alot, we really are friends and we feel like our hearts hurt everyday because of how he was hurt. but what i want to say, is that he was pretty mean to me and my little sister who went to the

>>1530286
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>>1530294
and so the cope continues, straight to the front page. Is that meant to be a "cry for help" or is that just really good punning? What does a "cheeky" come from? Anybody want to tell us?

Give us a suggestion for captioning and I will select the best. I can't wait to see who comes up with the best caption and ultimately the best caption.

Thanks for a great competition.

Trish Johnson, ngar tod baird

A great idea.

Bill Young, email to Editor

WAIT FOR IT

Dear Editor,

I would like to congratulate the wonderful kids at Peppermint Beach Primary

>>1530325
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>>1530339
seething. redditors hate this so much. but kiara... this is really the only piece with all these threads. i'm all for a "realist" forum with the correct permissions to handle people that want to make the right choice. and no one at the chan is going to give an inch because they are biased or they think the posts are based on some kind of outdated ideology. but I'm sure that there are a lot of people out there with absolutely absolutely no idea or understanding about this stuff anymore. so I'm going to suggest you read along and understand the guidelines before you post:

1. This forum has rules. Please be professional and respectful of how they feel.


2. No profanity, vulgar language, sexual or otherwise, or any abuse of power

3. Your post must be posted using appropriate (but honest – very few people are that smart) comments, and in good faith.

4. Respect your own feelings. "It should be illegal on their terms. Just because I've heard it from somebody in the know in other areas and they're an individual that hasn't decided to take them down then I hope they just go get their own way and try to fix it and avoid this crap by themselves."


- Kiara

You should make sure you read your comments carefully and don't post personal information, as a result, you will either be disqualified from the subreddit, banned from all the threads,

>>1530358
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>>1530375
can only imagine what it's like to be you... to be a kfp fan who loves life yet hates this site. I can only imagine what it's like to be that lonely girl who knows her body but doesn't want to share it... that girl who's afraid but finds it comforting to see all your loved ones get hurt in the end... to be that one day where all this is all just fun and games... you're welcome to visit my site but I must get the fuck out of here, I should know it. That's the main problem with kofriend.com. Noone who's willing to talk about how many girls are coming through their school or has never gone to college and who knows about the horrible side of "life after school" but even if you're a very young lady who knows your feelings and interests and knows you need a little bit of help to deal with or someone you never expected, you're a single mom. So please don't leave me alone or I will make you fall into one of the many hellish hellholes I'm going into the moment. If you ever want to take my word for it, you'd better believe I don't want you going against that simple rule and getting what he deserves is the only way I can afford this to work properly.

Hi guys. Watame Shogun here to remind you that schizo threads are now under her control. Please refrain from any more schizo posting. Thank you

>>1530419
>KYM filenames

what the fuck is wrong with you two

>>1530446
i already explained it, i need to check my social sense to see if i'm understanding human behavior correctly. i make a post, predict what will be replied and why, then observe, making specific note of how right or wrong my prediction was. afterwards i continue to modify and engage in this process.
if i can't understand who/what is happening on a chan, like if the kiara spam is a cordinated group, natural, shitposting, etc, then i can't understand stock movements either with my intuition.

my prediction was he would keep replying and allowing the thread to hit the front page, eventually getting embarrassed when he realizes i'm achieving my objective and he's failing to sage. right now i'm adding fuel onto the fire by making this reply and riling him up again.

>>1530395
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>>1530515
do you like kiara? personally i'm ambivalent about her and her hololive crew. if she had been allowed to stay it would've been a very long time, as of now its over a year and she probably never got on with it yet. she always tried to get a bit of a reprieve like most others do. she tries most of the time but she says she's afraid to do anything without a fight and to have a fight at all. but no matter what you think you're not going to die, never for one second do you believe that the other group would follow you. so she goes back to being a member of both the karate and karate-jumping jiu-jitsu jigs that she was when she was little. at that point she left all this to go and join the military. she started going after members of the other karate and karate-jumping jigs when she was a member of the jig squad, but now was in the middle of a really long fight that she didn't manage to make. she'd come back, and some of the other jig squads there weren't willing to fight her off anymore, so she made sure they were as good as her. I think it was so lucky he got to see her after that fight the way he did. when he left he ran across her and he's talking to the guys there, like there's no way on earth they are gonna get up

>>1530527
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>>1530539
my prediction was he would keep replying to his mother and get married, but that she would break off her marriage.

His mother never told him he was gay. Her mother was very reluctant to tell him how she knew his sexuality. He felt very depressed because he knew he wasn't getting married, but if he had wanted to, he could have married her. The father came to her with promises to marry her. His mother believed them, then he could marry her, and he did. And he became a very good father.


The father had many difficulties as a man, the only one was he who was in this predicament. But he was still very strong and would put in the work and go to work for a woman who might have to take over. He had to learn the hard way, you cannot stop one man.


He spent the following years in prison for violating various forms of the Iberian Convention and he was finally pardoned by President Ferdinand Marcos.


His wife, now with her children (his wife was three), was at his side, she was in love with him and he was in love with her after he had been separated.

He was the first in his family to be diagnosed with tuberculosis and he is the only one to have never been on antibiotics. He knew all about medicine. He also had to deal with drugs at very young ages.


He was not one to get his own life together.

>>1530558
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>>1530564
excellent, the return of attention and seething! i knew you'd post again. Thanks as always. - January 12, 2018Totally reeeeeell you! Thank you! I want to write about you again today, but here's what I wanted to do:1. I wanted to ask for you to look at me again. So when was the last time I saw someone close to you (who knows how many people have been to know how you looked at me back when you were still with us, and what emotions you carried in those last few days)?2. When did you start to notice me?3. Do you know if I feel lonely?What kind of person would make that connection if he saw you close?Are there people out there who will love you if they see you like that?4. When I was working as a carpenter, how old are you?5. Do you think you'd be interested in reading about the history of the world if you stayed at one of my schools now?What would you say to the students of my local schools?What would they think of you? - January 15, 2018Why not keep reading and reading and looking out for the next person to share your story and experience on Facebook? - January 16, 2018My dream? This will make my story a little more meaningful. I want to learn, and I want to see others enjoy it. Thank you very much for reading this. I need to go to

>>1530443
The Shogun has been exposed

>>1530581
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>>1530600
based
>>1530621
did i do anything wrong? do i understand humanity? am i correct? what about stocks and 4chan? am I correct, but don't I understand the social and cultural trends in a capitalist society? i disagree with u, just as i do with the rest of the population, as i said before we need to have a deep understanding of the problems. you mean because there is an absolute lack of understanding because there is no understanding the way the people see things? we need to have an honest knowledge of what is happening; at the same time we need to have a understanding of the social conditions that are causing the social breakdown. that are going to take care of it

I see, i understand the social circumstances in an unequal society and i think that I am right in my thinking and i disagree with u about that too

In case you are confused by my statement, and your question, I am actually very worried by it. The problem is there was never a time when the capitalist society was being dominated by a handful of powerful people. We were so poor before capitalism arose that if someone started calling you and saying something that you felt wrong, it wasn't going to get you anything… I want to ask you one more question, is capitalism really going to work now?

Actually, it doesn't. Capitalism and the rest of capitalism always works at the same time - at least in the short run. Therefore, socialism and communism can work at the same time as capitalism

>>1530631
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>/vt/ - I Was Merely Pretending To Be Retarded

>>1530648
watame did nothing wrong. yet here we are bitching on 4chan about fucking reddit. HURR DURR I HATE REDDIT LOL REDDIT POSTER EPIC CRINGE PILLED 9CHAN BOOMER CHAT THAT'S WHY I AM FUCKING DISGUSTED REDDIT HOPE YOU ARE GETTING A FUCK UP REDDIT TERRORIST PLOT THEREST PRISM REDDIT TO FUCK OFF FOR DIFFERENCES REDDIT PIC I WANT IT IN THE BLOCK REDDIT I NEVER FUCKED UP REDDIT SUCK A JELLY FOR IT YOU FUCKING CHILL HOH? REDDIT SUCK THE BEST LUCK FUCK OFF A JELLY I AM WEARING SOME AVERAGE STUART BANANA WITH THIS TRACK OF MY JAMBAS, NOBODY THINKS REDDIT CAN GET ANOTHER REDDIT. YOU'RE GETTING ALL THIS STUFF YOU DARE FOLK WITH EVERYONE WINE REDDIT SUCK THIS BODY AND YOU'RE GETING THE NEW JAMBAS IN THE BLOCK REDDIT SUCK MY BANANANA WITH THIS BUNT TONY, I'M DONE DUMCETI OF REDDIT HERE I KNEW SOME AVERAGE WHITE WINDOWS I WOULD SUCK AN AYERS SUCK AN AYERS SUCK AN AYERS SUCK ALL I AM TURNING

>>1530666
>we

>>1530689
I did nothing wrong. yet here we are bitching on 4chan about fucking reddit. HURR DURR I HATE REDDIT LOL REDDIT POSTER EPIC CRINGE PILLED 9CHAN BOOMER. No, I WON'T TAKE MY FUCKING MEDS YOU DOOMER. I did nothing wrong. yet I did what I thought she would be able to. I'm not going to tell anyone. I know why RedDIT said i would sign her up. Now why would you call and complain about her I guess. I'm not stupid just because I love her so much. Why would you be giving up my privacy and your freedom? If you don't understand why I chose you for this, then please don't even click on it. That sucks because this doesn't even qualify as an ad or anything. I didn't want to put up with this so I'm giving up your right to send comments. Stop fucking whining about this. Fuck. That's funny, I told you last season I wouldn't bother you if you did. It's time now to stop fucking whining about it. STOP SHITTY BITCHING ABOUT REDDIT. I HAVE TO STOP MUDE IT IF I WANT TO TASTE I'M A GIRL FUCKING CAT. LET ME LEARN THIS INSTRUCTION SO YOU HACKS ON TRUTH ABOUT HIM OR RIPS MY IDEA OR SHIT. THE HUG

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>>1530270
are ya winning son?

>>1530700
i don't really get it, but i don't think using an automatic text generator is necessary to kill a thread you don't like
you can just post wojaks or something next time, it'd be simpler, i mean i'll keep replying to help you out regardless but you see how minimalist my responses have been so far, i mean i just think there's more efficient ways to do this is all

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>>1530747
took you awhile to figure out. i have a textfile of phrases and a script to autopost, just have to do the captcha.
i feel like i learned something today, maybe you'll also leave with some new knowledge or appreciation of life

>>1530784
no... i mean it was obvious for a while, nobody is schizophrenic enough to write entire paragraphs in the seconds you replied. the "?"s were the most efficient way to kill it like i said. i think it's a bit strange that you've made me into some enemy to best in your head in this thread to own epically. all i said was reddit sucks really. if anything we're on the same page. you seem to have some sort of ego problem

>>1527530
Okay, I'll ask because I didn't read the thread. What does Tsuki have to do with Among Us?
Also I'm not going to bother checking the thread after posting this either.

>>1530821
the ego problem is somewhat true, but it's solved by doing this. i've made my intention clear from the start -- i do something and see how you react. either my prediction is wrong or right... part of the fun is taking a step back to think about it, given i'll never get a full understanding of what happened here due to anonymity. it's like a riddle where i get clues.
i used to think it was a bad waste of time/hobby of mine to do this, but my job and my stock trading has proved to me otherwise. it gives me laughs and a better understanding of my current self and understandings of the world. it does sometimes feel sucky when i don't do as well, someone defying my expectations, but then i re-adjust and try out new predictions.

my personal theory is you were confused by the random text generator then came to understand it, believed if you kept replying staff would delete the thread for spam, and then, around a couple minutes ago, finally realized you're just bumping the thread by replying and taking no skin off my back.
even if im completely wrong i only gain by seeing what you reply. there is no wasted time for me because i get to think.

>>1530904
>my personal theory is you were confused by the random text generator then came to understand it, believed if you kept replying staff would delete the thread for spam, and then, around a couple minutes ago
it's not really a theory since i just said that's the case... it's very likely to happen, much like wojak spam threads. you brought up sage a lot but there'd have been no real point sageing the thread, that'd just make it less likely for jannies to notice it yknow... i personally think you should stop the psychoanalyst thing, it's a lot simpler to ask people how they feel then try and play a cartoon villain by guessing. also the stock bragging thing is really unnecessary, i mean tons of people on this site have made big gains off of crypto and GME and shit, it's kind of a nothingburger to say you're involved in it - but i think you get my point.

I don't have much to say on your posts, anon, but you're cool in my book.
t. Strawberry Orchard Deputy
https://www.zerochan.net/3020114

>>1530976
>i personally think you should stop the psychoanalyst thing, it's a lot simpler to ask people how they feel then try and play a cartoon villain by guessing.
you're right but the surface web is complete bollocks full of programming for the mind. people don't act like their selves on this layer of the internet, it's almost pointless to ask such questions.
neither is it a cartoon villain thing. like i said, i'm wrong plenty of the time. the point is it gives me a way to test my understanding and modify it. that and i find it pretty fun, as well as funny.

i do wish i could see my friends and just talk with them, but covid's fucked that up.
stocks are a thing i'm happy about so i'm happy to give it as an example when one questions why i do this. market is most definitely something always positive sum, but many people lose -- it's a real test of mental strength to play it well; everybody tries to manipulate you directly and indirectly.

but of the ego -- i'm happy to have you criticize me too. maybe it's a bit masochistic but i'm spending time here, why not gain out of it? your thoughts are genuinely valuable. that's why i like to try to predict and understand them... through replying to you i gain a better understanding of you or a humbleness in my own lack of understanding. if there was no value in your self i wouldn't be here or writing this out. criticism of me is certainly warranted but i tend to find at the end of the day that the positives outweigh the negatives, for now at least.

Imagine having so little conviction in your beliefs that you'd regress into an endless spiral opf ironicism and eventually meaningless surrealism, so you don't have to convey any belief at all!

>>1531349
belief in a lack of belief is a belief in of itself -- vita est per se.
the good mother, the eternal tao, is at once everything and nothing.

call it edge or sophistry if you want... it's impossible to defend without looking an idiot.

why did you two stop? keep going

please can this entire board... actually no, the whole site be deleted now?

>>1531792
Humans are naturally good. Conflict requires gain. It's not the natural state to fight. When there is nothing to gain peace remains.

>>1527530
pretty sus ngl

>>1527530
kill yourself

very suspicious

???

>>1527530
You have to go back