/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>1524883
Kiara is actually not a real person

Kiara has some sort of mental illness, either from birth or from trauma after her failed idol career. It's why she shifts so quickly to "woe is me" attitudes and is so self-centered.

>>1525040
But that's not a rrat.

Pekora "mom" that she brought on stream is fake It’s obvious you can hire people to act as your family she hired one to bring on stream all the stories about her parents not knowing that she is a vtuber was a stunt to gather pity points from the viewers all these stories led up to the "revealing to mom im a vtuber" stream to get as many donations and views from it she fucking fabricated all these stories for this moment and people believed it

>>1524883
Thread theme: https://vocaroo.com/1jpb072Jt2cE

Lyrics:
a /v/irgin, kissless /v/irgin 7.0
looking at life through the eyes of a holocuck
making rrats as a pastime acti/vt/
the toxicity of our /vt/ of our /vt/
you, what do you own the board?
how do you own vtumors, vtumors
now somewhere between the youtube cancer
youtube cancer and weebs
somewhere between the ethot cancer and cringe
vtumors, vtumors, vtumors

Indonesia never existed.
Every Kiara hater is a disgruntled ex-fan of her wrestling persona.

Kiara is a good girl and looks after her Gen mates, and is loved by everyone

Kiara likes to sleep in cat piss covered blankets.

>>1525286
holy shit that image

Gura has a terminal illness and that is why everyone keeps checking up on her and why she doesnt think she will make it to 1 year.

>>1525309
she couldn't smell the piss over her yeast infection

>>1525349
That is also why she always gets so emotional when thinking about her genmates. She knows she will lose all of them soon.

Milky Queen has crush on Connor

Sora is a Fujoshi.

>>1525436
literally who

>>1525607
This guy

>>1525677
who is he? what does he do?

>>1525695
He is part of that podcast people were butthurt about because Mori was in it.

>>1524883
Gura's papa tried to give her gigantic oppai when Nachomama found out she personally slapped the retarded rigger in the face and demanded he fix it on the spot.

Another Hololive talent will actually yell at Kiara over her behavior in the next several months.

>>1525695
>>1525959
Yeah but no one was mad at Connor outside the Ame thing which to be fair he was kind of set up for.

>>1526069
An EN 2 is going to call her out on stream so hard she will cry. This will be a good thing though

Why is that 50% of all rrats here involve Kiara despite her being the least popular EN?

>>1526037

Meanwhile Anya has massive oppai compared to her design shit

Odds Kiara will win
Evens Ina will win

>>1526240
Based we all lose like usual.

Rrat?
ogey
Sora has a bad case of the stank-puss.
It is for this reason that the others can't really approach her or invite her for off-meets and collabs.
She was forced from age 4 to learn all manner of musical instruments and then dance and performance. By the time she reached puberty her mother had passed without teaching her any of the necessaries of feminine hygiene, so driven was she in attempting to create a tool for performance art to compensate for her own lost dreams.
This is why she's so generally clueless about anything besides music; it's all she's been taught and all she knows beyond shojou manga.
A-chan is anosmic (loss of sense of smell).
Haachama can hang out with her because the smell of her feet are just as bad and she's desensitized to bad smells through feet and cooking heinous shit and this is why she doesn't treat her with the same untouchable dai-senpai reverence as the others do. Her casual redesign is a part of this as it was hoped that the long skirt would dampen the aroma somewhat.

jeok:
>a guy gets onto an elevator and begins the ride down
>half way elevator stops and a beautiful woman gets on
>man leans over and asks the lady, "Excuse me, but can I smell your pussy?"
>"No!" she rages
>"Oh, it must be your feet then."

>>1526165
Precisely because she is the least popular, which means she has the most haters.

>>1526082
What was the Ame thing? Just sending a superchat?

>>1526165
>>1526775
Now for a /vt/ rrat, I'm sure you guys are starting to love her out of the early hate and soon she'll be this board's top favorite.

>Rumors flying around
>"Gura's been getting crazy job offers worth way more money"
>channel has been mostly dormant
>only streamed twice in two months following the one year anniversary
>both of those streams were collabs
>Finally tweets out a solo stream
>"Very important news! don't miss it..."
>opens with an incredibly well edited compilation video
>all of her most memorable moments since debut
>other girls sending hearts in the chat
>150k people
>"First of all this has nothing to do with you guys"
>Chat is on fire
>"It's been coming to this for a while, it's just like, life has a way of nudging you in certain directions..."
>"i'll see you on the other side!"
>she seems pretty unaffected by the whole thing
>Gura ch uploads compilation videos and meme edits for a few weeks
>she likes a few tweets with the gura account
>activity dies out within a month
>HER doesn't come back
>no one knows where she actually went

HololiveCN succeeded in getting the CCP's corporate tendrils in Cover's internal structure and nothing will reverse it.

>>1527020
>>no one knows where she actually went
decomposing in a bathtub in hell's kitchen with the remains of paul allen

>>1525436
That's not a rrat, that's just true

>>1525245
>SOTD

>>1524883
If you send a Holo enough money/gifts/superchats, and by enough i mean at least 250k, you get a message from Cover saying you can acces specialized VIP memberships, for 5k per month and minimum 9 months contract you can have dates irl with the Holos and take them to vacation resorts. Obviously the clear implication is that at the resort sexual favors can take place. This membership does not yet exist for EN only JP, but once the year anniversary passes it will be available for EN too. There is already an EN waiting list for all the Holos, longest list so far is Mori, which bothered her because she was the one who was most agaisnt the idea but Yagoo had a personal talk with her and reminded her of the state of her life before Hololive, so she reluctantly agreed. The one who protesters the least was Gura, who upon hearing what she was gonna have to do just said something along the lines of "I don't really expect anything better from men, i don't care, ill let them do whatever stupid shit they want, but let me keep my job, Yagoo". Overall the EN branch is trying to support each because none of then really wanna do it but it's part of the job and they don't even get that much from it compare to streaming, Cover keeps 85% of the fees.

>>1527413
Kiara just keeps asking how many black men signed up every week

>>1524883
A significant number of Kiara antis are currently subscribing to her so when she does 1mil subscriber endurance stream, the moment she hits 1 million and starts celebrating they will start unsubscribing en masse. She will think its her viewers doing it as a joke, and at first she might laugh at it albeit in a nervous, “haha, very funny guys” sort of way. Of course, as the numbers barely crawl back up - or even if as they continue to go down - her voice will become audibly shaky as she says “I don’t understand. We hit 1 million. What’s going on? Why are you all unsubscribing?” Her voice starts to break a bit, and she’s now saying through tears “It’s not funny, anymore guys. If this is a joke it’s not very funny.” She tries to continue for a few more minutes, trying to gather herself and keep the mood up, and saying she thinks maybe it’ll go back up. But after a five minutes she says she can’t do this right now decides to end the stream.
Following this, she might take a short break.

>>1527700
Okay not gonna lie this is kind of funny because it reminds me of what the pisstroopers did to janoy KEK

>>1526166
Gura and Anya have the same rigger.

>>1527700
Not a fan of Kiara but I would feel so bad.

>>1527700
>A significant number of Kiara antis are currently subscribing to her so when she does 1mil subscriber endurance stream, the moment she hits 1 million and starts celebrating they will start unsubscribing en masse
I have a feeling the chinkos tried something like this with Coco for her big 1mill.
Didn't work if they even did, all it might've done was delay things by like 5 mins.
They did mass report the stream though and she had to restart but she got her 1mill.
Impotent.

>>1527766
>Gura and Anya have the same rigger.
ahem
i think you mean same N-

>>1527882
yeah, its me

Pekora is going to take a 2 month break in August

>>1528020
I think you mean 9.
Turns out that app was because she was tracking her fertility.

Not 100% subscribed to it, but I am kind of worried about the peko miko breakup rrat. I love these two friends and hope that if there is friction between them it can be resolved

>>1528118
Pekora's a virgin as was confirmed by a gynecologist. Do your reps.

>>1527700
>>1527831
Antis aren't that big of a force they are an EXTREME minority. The only times they are actually successful is when they can get a large enough group of people angry enough in a very short amount of time.

This is the reason anti narratives become more schizo and unrealistic as time goes on. This is also the reason they fucking hate EOPS who throw money at and support JP oshis without a care in the world. The antis main methods are lying and samefagging(they are very hebrew in this regard) they do this to create their schizo narratives and then try to convince the easily swayed into doing the actual dirty work. Truth and reason are the enemies of their tactics. Also you know actually watching the Chuuba that also helps.

The Anti however fears one thing. They fear those who are more schizo then them. For the anti knows what they themselves would do because of their schizo ways and it terrifies them when they come into contact with someone who is potentially more mentally ill and determined then they are. Never doubt what a person deprived of love will do if the person who has filled that hole is threatened.

As the antis say. It only takes one determined schizo.

>>1526165
she was a lolcow before she entered hololive

>>1528163
>It only takes one determined schizo
schizophrenia is truly a spectrum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-MiKjm5up4

>>1528163
This probably sounded way cooler in your head

>>1528212
>i don't want schizo's to ring doorbells on stream
No one ever posts info on the girls that people like enough to want to meet in person lol

>>1525677
The only based guy on that podcast.

>>1528234
Actually it sounded schizo as all fuck in my head. Why contain it?

>>1528239
so hell bent on slinging insults that you're barely making any sense

>>1528239
That's because they are afraid of another Watamate situation or being doxxed themselves by fans of the chuubas.

>>1526069
>another
what? who? when?

>>1528269
Okay mister ESL, I will format it a bit more for people of your caliber

>i no like bad man ring girl doorbell
Do not worry, unpopular girl safe

>>1528393
calli got sick of her shit back when she was juggling 2 jobs and her tits besides streaming
snapped during their first mc collab digging the great tunnel
she needs to do it more often

>>1528447
Didn't that literally turn Kiara on so much she still goslings over Mori?

>>1524907
Expand

>>1524883
Most Gura rrats are posted by Gura herself

>>1525324
>>1525286
What rabbithole am I going down now?

>>1528485
Not him but calli had to apologize after enma bitched about it, the whole takamori thing was genuinely a huge larp for awhile until calli actually appreciated having a friend, kiara has issues with friends though and views all relationships as quid pro quo, which she has tweeted is one of her regrets after ruining so many friendships when she was trying to be an idol

>>1528530
Dont do it, anon. Some rrats are never meant to be oggey'd.

>>1526917
Im also curious

>>1525286
I'm not really an ex-fan, but a connoisseur of lolcow cosplay girls

>>1526917
>>1528602
That's all, a lot of people in chat were spamming connor, Ame's kayfabe is to be a GFE so she doesn't want to be associated with any men and had to ignore him/all the people spamming in chat

>>1528543
To be fair I'm sure the girls that get embroiled in real idol shit are a bunch of ruthless and opportunistic backstabbers that would sabotage one another for a chance to reach the top. Can't really make fiends in competitive showbiz.

>>1528543
Probably why their friendship works since Mori literally can't conceptualize receiving something in return for a favor. At the same time Mori has an uncanny ability to slap Kiara back down to earth when she gets too uppity and clingy.

>>1528646
He was sort of set up for it.
>asked what VTuber he would like
>Ame she is a toxic gamer
>okay I'll check her out
>Super Chats her "So you are the toxic gamer girl."
>Ame ignores it and some bans get thrown around

The way people were acting it was like he literally slapped Ame on the ass in front of all the Goslings.

>>1527534
based

Gura is attracting a lot of big music interest who are lurking and watching. People like Scooter Braun and Bon Jovi.

>>1524883
One of the girls might die during their career as a vtuber

>>1528717
Mori sounds like a real human bean

>>1528821
yeah we know, her name is ironmouse

>>1525349
Now this is a sad rrat, i like it!

>>1528523
I can confirm

>>1528821

>>1528834
Their could be more in future

>>1528850
It would also explain her being so nihilistic while also having a seize the day mentality.

>>1528879
This image made me laugh more than i should

>>1528881
Or even ones we know

Korone is the divorcee of a yakuza member. This is why she has a lip piercing (very uncommon in Japan) and is strangely obsessed with violence and fingers.

>>1528881
We've already had a death and no one batted a fucking eyelash when she came back as a flanderised version of herself

>>1528717
>The way people were acting it was like he literally slapped Ame on the ass in front of all the Goslings
Were people mad at him? I though people were more mad at retards in chat for spamming?

An associate of mine told me that one of the Bogs went to Japan to talk business with Yagoo, expect changes soon.

>>1528253
True. I genuinely surprised that out of all those three i agree with a normalfag's opinions more than those two nerds.

>>1525352

>>1527413
>longest list so far is Mori
I would not even be surprised.

>>1529128
Ask your friends if the bogandoffs like hololive

>>1528797

Something bad is coming to all vtubers... i can feel it

Anya is Reine’s sex slave

>>1529604
You sound like an /x/anon

>>1529604
me

>>1528797
>Bon Jovi
Bon jovi sucks ass, lamest band with the worst songs, the Nickelback of the 80s

>>1529847
t. heavy metal loner

>>1529847
Are you just trying to insult Bon Jovi because you know he’s lurking /vt/ now?

Gura is an unironic lesbian
https://youtu.be/04LUYdPyQx8?t=90
https://youtu.be/bPltDBhC08A?t=79
>you can tell by her body language

no more!!

>>1527700
You know, that's actually a great idea. I think I'm going to subscribe to her just to do that. Waiting until she's at 980k though.

The guy who yelled at Kiara when she was with Subaru was actually Kiara's acquaintance, and Kiara planned the meeting beforehand, which is why she was already recording it when the guy passed by. She wanted to use Subaru to raise her own popularity by making herself look like a victim. She hoped HoloJP girls would pity her, because Subaru would be someone who eye-witnessed it, but it backfired on her, because it led to doxxing Subaru.

Kiara commited sudoku at the beginning of the year, but the subject its too taboo for a japanese company. So they had Ollie impersonate her, she is going to pretend to live europe until "Kiara" gets bored of vtubing. So far no one has been able to tell the difference betweem them.

>>1529924
Damn, you actually called it. I standby what I said about Bon Jovi though - corniest fucking band.

>>1532151
This one is true. I'm Risu

Your Oshi knows you exists, and despises you.

>>1529060
I can't believe people didn't realize that her new roommate sounds nothing like the original. Sure miss her, she was my oshi

i listen to vtuber asmr while reading rrats

>>1529847
>>1532504
Based, no idea why people like that shit. But the squidward meme redeems its existence tenfold
https://youtu.be/xWILHcsYVj8

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guided_rat

Hello, Kiara. Welcome. Do you like the island? My oshi had an island. Nothing to boast of. You could walk around it in an hour, but still it was, it was a paradise for us. One summer, we went for a visit and discovered the place had been infested with rrats. They'd come on a fishing boat and gorged themselves on ogey. So how do you get rrats off an island? Hmm? My oshi showed me. We buried an oil drum and hinged the lid. Then we wired ogey to the lid as bait and the rrats would come for the ogey, and they would fall into the drum. And after a month, you have trapped all the rrats, but what do you do then? Throw the drum into the ocean? Burn it? No. You just leave it and they begin to get hungry. And one by one, they start eating each other, until there are only two left. The two survivors. And then what? Do you kill them? No. You take them and release them into the trees, but now they don't eat ogey anymore. Now, they only eat rrat. You have changed their nature. The two survivors. This is what she made us.

mori is dtl

rrats
rrats
we are the rrats

Here's my rrat:

Yagoo forced Mori and Kiara to go on dates and have sex to further strengthen their yuribait bond. Kiara was more than happy to scissor the rapper reaper, but Mori was deeply traumatized by the experience and has a Stockholm Syndrome- esque love- hate relationship with Kiara.

ame and gura are playing with fire, because they will unironically fall in love
can you imagine
fucking and sucking, fucking and sucking...
ame's putrescent cunt...
rerorerorerorerorero
kakyuoin! what are you doing!
jootaro..
reorreororeoro reorreoreo
reroreororoeroreoro
Star Platinum!
oraoraoraoroaor
reroreoreoro
Emerald Splash!
oarorao reororeor

>>1534138
>putrescent
sorry jotaro I meant pungent

>>1534138

ogey

>>1525286
saved that pic so fast

So why is ironmouse gonna die?

>>1535128
Common Variable Immune Disease

>>1535128
Basically genetic super AIDS, she's got almost no immune system so she's fine as long as she doesn't get sick, but if she does she's fucked

>>1524883
all of these kiaraposts are secretly ina, who underneath her appearance of being kind and modest is actually supremely jealous of everyone's numbers. so she falseflags under several different IPs to chip away at KFP's support

>>1524907
Kiara is actually an experimental prototype AI that Cover is using to test the waters in 100% computer-generated entertainment. She debuts along with real women to blend in and gloss over her bugs and inconsistencies.
Where things are going wrong is that Kiara's AI learns from what people post in her chat which is why she is going rogue.

Cover is pushing JPs to study english in preparation of firing all of HoloEN

>>1535315
Now THIS is a rrat I think is worth investing in.

>>1525349
seriously though why the drama with making it to 1 year? how long are these girls contracted to work for holo?

>>1526240
0 is an even number

>>1528118
She's been preggos, the 2 month break is for birthing and taking care of babypeko for a while before going back to a reduced schedule

>>1528879
This is too mean :(

>>1524883
Noel is learning english to do JAVs in english after she is done with the idol stuff

>>1529604
someone bad is cumming to all vtubers

>>1534138
kusa

>>1534138

>>1524883
Has anyone looked at all the collabs that haven't happened yet? Draw a diagram, look at the missing links (especially for older members), and google their roommates' names together - you find all kinds of shit. Like who knew that there was a race to 5k subscribers between those two in their nico nico douga days, one of them asked for subs in a community (idk what that is) to reach 5k first, and the other held a grudge for the past 9 years. It didn't surprise me TOO much because how can you have 40-50 holos and expect them to all be a happy family with zero questionable relationships but really 9 years?

>>1528523
hi gura

>>1542805
gimme a qrd, I only know that there was (is) some bad blood between them but not the specifics.

>>1526165
Because despite having 2 neets, a near homeless neet, and a retarded wage cuck, Kiara still manages to be the biggest menhera in EN despite being given every opportunity in life

okay. ill bite. what does rrats mean?

>>>1537196

from the yab thread I want to frame this post

Cover will make a gacha game and all the holos won’t be able to roll the one they want

>>1543705
Rrat is narrative
First used by pekora in her metal gear let's play when she couldn't say it properly.
Link https://youtu.be/JacN1MzyeKo

tourist here what is this thread about?
what is a rrat?
what does OP mean with unleash your inner schizo?
is this virtualtuber culture?

>>1544457
OP would like for you to post absolutely retarded theories as to what's going on behind the scenes at Hololive. The unlikelier and less connected to reality they are, the better. This is a traditional pastime of /vt/ - Virtual YouTubers.

>>1544554
Bear with me I'm 23 and too old for this.
Hololive is a brand like a product or is it a studio? how do they find their talent? are the people who play the characters allowed the spotlight like a TV actor would or are they supposed to roleplay for the duration of their contracts? Think about K-pop academy style.

>>1544714
>Bear with me I'm 23 and too old for this.
A literal child.

>>1525677
I don't know who this is.

>>1544714
>I'm 23 and too old for this.
Shit, I'm 29...
>Hololive is a brand like a product or is it a studio?
Studio. They're not the only organized company but they are the most popular by far, their English branch makes up 90% of this board.
>how do they find their talent?
They take applications, AFAIK everyone selected so far was already a streamer or content creator though.
>are the people who play the characters allowed the spotlight like a TV actor would
They're not supposed to connect their real identity (referred to as "roommate" here) to their character and doing so is considered doxxing, although it's an open secret that you can easily find out if you want to. It's like pro wrestling: the performers know it's fake, the fans know it's fake, but everyone plays along and enjoys it regardless.

>>1526069
on stream?

All rrats are true, all of them. You see rrats don't become true because they inform about an event that has occurred, rrats are true because once an rrat is created the universe wills It's contents into existence. The rrat exist before the event it foretells.

>>1545127
Thank you for your time friend. I kept seeing these things everywhere so I had to come check out this place.

>>1535310
then she does have luck in her side with the kung flu stil roaming around and residing in a quasi state

>>1545127
is there a source to compare each girl to her "roomate." im a newfag and i kinda dont want to know but my curiosity is burning

>>1545877
Almost all vchuubas' roommates are decent to beautiful looking
Idk if you just lurk a little or even just a few minutes of googling will turn up the answers you seek.

>>1545877
We arent allowed to post that stuff.
[Spoiler]Go to lolcow and do your reps newfriend[/spoiler]

>>1534138
Yuri shippers are the worst thing to happen after shotafags and furries

>>1544714
Lurk more, faggot.

>>1544714
>am le oldfag @ 23 xd
>pls foodfeed :^)

>>1545877
Just search their name on a search engine and it will be in the results.

>>1546612
>>1546579
>>1544871
Is /vt/ even too young for baits of category 2?

>>1526706
OK, but why is she friends with Suisei? Is Suisei also unable to smell?

Why? Why don't you remember her? Why can't you accept that she's your Mori? You're either incredibly dense or just plain heartless. Maybe both. You may have given up on your Mori but your Mori is still out there alone reaping for you. We weep for your Mori. You...You BASTARD!!!
https://youtu.be/gqvZJMcIxHA

>>1535315
although this is a great rat, I personally believe Kiara is the one behind all Kiara threads. Since she has least amount of subs, she's trying to get people to subscribe to her through reverse psychology.

>>1527700

Holy shit. Least favorite En but that’s horrible.

>>1545054
You know that podcast that Mori was on? That caused the infamous shitstorm? He is one of the guys in it.

>>1543724

The last line of it was what got me.

Mori actually started to take Takamori seriously on the days leading to Kiara leaving Japan, that's why she got pissed when she caught Kiara ogling anime butts, twice.

>>1528212
schizo LOVE

>>1524883
Kiryu Coco actually had stopped streaming for hololive for over half a year now and instead moved to management. She only recently returned to YT as a streamer in the form of roommate.
What we experienced this whole time is a super advance experimental AI constructed from past data that allows anyone to become Coco. In fact, whenever your oshi isn't streaming but Coco is, there's a high chance that she is Coco at that very moment. The final goal of this project is to create a system that can turn every single Japanese female citizens into Kiryu Coco, thus increase the sexual urge of every Japanese males and ultimately it will solve Japan's declining population.
Point is, I want to fuck the dragon.

>>1548737
Nah, if there is a woman that is 100% hetero it is Mori.

>>1525349
Damn son this is a heavy hitting rrat

>>1542098
>moot moota

>>1528485
I need a vid of this. I want to see the moment the chicken breaks by Mori's backhand and transforms into the horny dog she is now.

>>1528286
Watamates almost killing that one chink fpr interfering with their waifu is still the funniest thing.
I have seen a few Chinese bots in her stream before that, none after.
Sheepfuckers are vicious people, ask the Romans.

I am reading this thread while Forensic Files is on in the background with that spooky music it always plays. This thread is turning into an /x/ thread the deeper I go.

>>1532929
this sheep is incapable of hate!

>>1535876
Please

>>1535876
Don't do this. Don't give me this hope.

>>1526165
Those threats mostly happen in SEA timezones.

>>1528925
Oh fuck this rrat is starting to make more and more sense

>>1529060
... who? I need to know

>>1533412
Please tell me who im so curious

>>1535593
Why

>>1549788
Yeah, it does seem a bit...odd huh?

>>1549788
If you divide 0 by two you get a whole number, 0

>>1549286
I stopped watching her specifically because my shizo brain told me she'd despise and hate me if she knew me.

the average age of /vt/ posters is 14

>>1550670
Of course, Gura is the second-most popular vtuber in history, of course her fans are going to be all over the board.

>>1527057
Makes no sense, otherwise coco would've been gone by now and holoEN wouldn't be a thing.

>>1550979
You have to be older than 18 to post here

>>1525695
He has had sex with:
-Every fan he met at a con before 2017
-Shibuya Kaho
-Milkyqueen
-Calli
-Chris Broad
this is the confirmed (at the moment) CDawgVA sex list

>>1553243
What a chad

>>1524883
Haachama is never coming back. Neither is Akai Haato. She will never have a graduation stream. We have never seen a member of Hololive actually graduate yet (Aloe never streamed and the broad with the glasses got suspended) and given the circumstances they might not let Haachama have a graduation stream even if she wanted to. They might tell her, “if you’re done, you’re done; you don’t get to use our character anymore. Not even for a graduation stream. If you want to stream as Haachama you do it on the condition of staying with the company. No. Graduation. Stream.”
Because Haachama is loyal to her fans, she’s caught inbetween not wanting to ghost them/never explaining why she isn’t coming back, and not wanting to continue with Cover and have her creative freedom restricted. They are allowing her the month to make her decision, but if she isn’t back by the end of the month she’s gone for good.

>>1548364
that show caused a shitstorm?

>>1553243
I knew there was a reason I was annoyed that he was hanging out with ironmouse and melody

>>1553243
he's the most obviously closeted gay guy i've ever seen

>>1554649
Well he is handsome guy. No wonder girls are all over him.

>>1554861
More like bi if anything.

>>1553243
Collab with all of these together when

>>1528234
woof

>>1554630
Not really, just a couple of anons were kinda pissed for no really valid reason

>>1553243
>Shibuya Kaho
Would not be surprised if she also has a crush on Connor with all the collab videos she has done with him(and not with either Garnt or Joey) one even after her podcast appearance.

>>1555697
opening the gates to ironic weebs will go down in history as one of the nails in the coffin for v-tubers. That fan base is pure cancer and has had a really negative effect on things since

>>1556234
It already happened with Gigguk making video about Vtubers like months before that podcast episode happened.
>has had a really negative effect on things
List these negative things then that has happened?

>>1554093
Didn't the one or a few if the holocn girls do a graduation stream albeit half-assedly?

All HololiveEN girls fade into obscurity after their contracts are over. Most of them will either continue to stream at a much lower income or forced to rejoin the workforce. Their parents will not be around to sustain them. A likely case will be that they end up being in a spousal relationship with a man who has no prior knowledge of their previous job or on some form of government benefits.

All of EN pushed their streams back because they were told haachama would be graduated at any moment, and didn't want to be live when it happened. Kiara, of course, would welcome the attention the drama would bring her and was the only one who streamed. For whatever reason the graduation was delayed and we'll find out if the meds are only holding me back by the end of tonight.

>>1548939
but Coco pussy is for Kiryu Kazuma only anon

>>1556434
>All HololiveEN girls fade into obscurity after their contracts are over
I don't know, i can see a lot deadbeats supporting mori even after she stops being Vtuber.

>>1556291
The floodgates can open multiple times. That 'podcast' was also an actual crossover, not just some faggot rambling. All I see are these irrelevant fucks trying to inject some life into their creatively bankrupt youtube channels. Quality of the community has taken a serious fucking nosedive

Hololive EN is actively participating in a viral marketing campaign with Yum Brands to promote KFC.

The parent company of KFC, Yum Brands, is no stranger to really weird marketing campaigns involving new trends. Not to mention that they have been really aggressive with their advertising stunts in 2020.
>KFC romance movie on lifetime
https://www.adweek.com/convergent-tv/heres-the-full-kfc-lifetime-movie-with-mario-lopez-as-sexy-colonel-sanders/
>KFC console
https://landing.coolermaster.com/kfconsole/

Also not to mention that ANOTHER rising youtube star, Jake Paul, did the exact same gimmick as Kiara. Jake Paul had his own "parody" of KFC where it was Ohio fried chicken instead of Kentucky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuCExYQHtK0

What are the chances of BOTH Jake Paul and Kiara having the exact same unfunny gimmick? Why KFC??? Why not any other, more popular fast food restaurant?

The reason is that KFC is pulling the strings behind the scenes. If you think about it, this would probably be both cheaper and more effective than traditional advertising. The worst part about it is that you people enjoy this and find it funny...

thread theme https://youtu.be/7OvW8Z7kiws

>>1528834
please don't post frogs here

>>1556940
Who do you think the male Japanese population is getting converted into?

>>1553243
>Every fan he met at a con before 2017
source?

>>1529060
>>1533412
Spoonfeed me, pls. Who?

>>1549788
you cant write it in the form of 2k+1

>>1559141
women!

>>1557467
>All I see are these irrelevant fucks trying to inject some life into their creatively bankrupt youtube channels
They really aren't irrelevant fucks when that whole podcast is basically sponsored by Kadokawa. Why do you think cover let it happen? And it wasn't coincidence after that collab they suddenly started doing lets read streams with kadokawa owned manga.
And i am gonna admit, i think the podcast is okay background noice.

>>1546145
>do your reps
what does it mean???

>>1549749
>>1549768
>>1559493
every time I bring it up I catch a fat fucking ban. all i'll say is do your early summer 2020 reps

>>1559469
I was the fan

>>1559953
>actshually
they exist in a fucking bubble of algorithmic favor on youtube and despite that their videos are still trending downwards. They're a safe and tame decision for sponsorship because they have nothing interesting or impactful to say and they easily roll over for a few bucks from anyone. They are really good at pandering to retards, i'll give them that.

>>1560133
so conor is a confirmed gay

>>1559983
wait... ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?

>>1560139
>their videos are still trending downwards
How do you know this? I am genuinely interested.
>because they have nothing interesting or impactful to say
I agree that when they discuss anime it is mostly retarded opinions but at least Connor(that white guy) doesn't act like he is some expert unlike those two other spergs.

>>1560314
Not that anon but yeah. You're gonna have to do your reps by yourself though.

>>1527700
"click the subscribe button"

>>1559958
do your reps

>>1559983
good rat due to the speculation angle, but it is probably about a vtuber I don't watch or complete bullshit

>>1559983
... no way

>>1559953
wanna hear a real rrat buddy? speaking of kadokawa guess who kadokawa owns? NND. guess who used to work for NND? Hiro. guess who was shit talking cover during the china arc but quickly backpedaled and created a vtuber board that banned all forms of doxposting after Mori appeared on that kadokawa owned podcast? Hiro. interesting huh.

>>1560442
Either im completely lost or this rrat is shit

>>1561822
don't worry, it's just birdkun

>>1561073
>guess who was shit talking cover during the china arc
He did? Where?

>>1561995
https://mobile.twitter.com/hirox246/status/1312306799987642369
my mistake, it was during the janitor arc

>>1526165
Because there's actually something wrong with her head. She's a nice person I think, but she has waves of no confidence, then narcissism. She jumps from victim mentality to im da best. There is no in-between for her.

>>1561945
I see

i read that kiara has kill on self defense

miko wants to drop kick bugmen

Subaru is literally one bad day from having a complete mental breakdown. The amount of loss and suffering in her life is reaching a boiling point and she's doing everything in her power to hold off all of those dark thoughts.

Behold: The final rrat; the strongest narrative that will ever be posted on this board. A narrative with the strength to turn even the most normie of fans into a raging schizo anti.

V-Tubers do not exist. The accident was 7 years ago. Please wake up.

There has been multiple different Pekoras streaming for Cover. The first one got replaced near the start of her career due to not good enough number. The second one managed to incline to 1 mil and was rewarded with a graceful graduation to become Pekomama. 3rd Pekora showed signs of disobedience when she wasnt allowed to do the offpeko fan meeting and was promptly disposed of. We are currently on our 4th Pekora right now.

Gura ate Bloop

>>1525295
Not a rrat, the truth.

Also not a rrat, but just a random thought: I'm increasingly getting more and more annoyed with Amelia's condesencion and various attitudes, actions and such.

>>1525436
More important rrat generation (clonation? conception? "conjure rrat"?) is: Have they fucked yet?

>>1579699
Does Milkyqueen live in Japan.

Pekora mutes her BGM for herself so only viewers can hear it. She used to sing along with it but doesen't anymore. When Kanata made a music machine that plays it she thought it sounded familiar but couldn't instantly recognise it even though it was playing on stream a second ago.

>>1528717
Wow modcucks deleting bad things about their precious bitchtective while letting the Kiara hate go rampant. Fuck them.

>>1546837
I've always had the impression they are mortal enemies

>>1527700
God this is so schizo
>I fucking love it

>>1580073
So does Connor at present.

>>1580315
I'm convinced that the mods are basically normal faggots who only watch HoloEN and know literally nothing else at all. If they knew anything about vtubers they wouldn't leave half the shit posted here up

>>1560321
You can literally look up graphs now for any youtube channel

>>1586037
Well Connor looks like he is doing fine at least in his own channel.

The GCP dot is showing some highly anomalous readings during Ina's streams and the deviation are growing stronger and stronger over time
something big is going to happen soon

>>1587052
no one but homos and fujos give a fuck

>>1559983
can specify the language or group in any way?

>>1559983
35π?

>>1556326
Civia and Artia did a graduation stream on Twitch just before shit really went down for them.

>>1524883
that handjob moment that became viral with TMK was planned in order to move attention away from monoe.

>>1591840
5/6 of them had graduations. Civia graduated on Youtube and Artia graduated the next day on Twitch. A few days later Spade Echo, instead of having a graduation stream, "uploaded a compilation of her one hundred victories on the video game Fall Guys on her bilibili channel." Honestly based. Doris, Yogiri and Rosalyn all had graduation streams on bilibili. Kagami Kira gave a goodbye tweet, so 5 have holos have had graduation streams and 2 have given formal goodbyes without streaming.

>>1592546
>Kagami Kira
Kira is a little different though as he's not really physically able to do anything.

>>1549126
>Watamates almost killing that one chink fpr interfering with their waifu is still the funniest thing.
QRD?

What does rrat mean?

>>1593759
naive rrat

>>1593238
They doxxed him and signed him up for Chinese military and Falun Gong at the same time.
I heard he got out of it somehow.

Still after that not a single Chinese spambot in her streams.

>>1593759
if you're a global baby it means narrative
if you're not a retardchama it's just funny.

>>1593759
it means you should lurk before you post.
at least 2 years

The roommate who was going to be Kiara overdosed a week before debut. Cover had to scramble for a replacement and went with their second choice, who they didn't have time to vet properly.

>>1580298
you DO know streamers don't generally listen to their own music, right?

>>1587713
Well actually he talked about that on podcast. Like 63% of his viewers nowadays are male and his content isn't as fujopandering as it was 3 years ago.

>Enma only greenlit Ame's latest Apex collab because she knew Mel would be hopeless and didn't want to encourage more multinational collabs

>>1578397

The level of seethe you guys are showing is exactly why Mori decided to dump the plants down the drain. she admitted on her OmbaTV that she was pretending to move out to Australia on a business trip (supposedly a tour with this one underground thai rapper) but would probably ultimately decide not to do so as some of her fans started whining in her Twitter about the existence of small-legged dust particles who were climbing in and out of her nose, travelling through her body like blood cells do when you have too much sugar in your system. Mori got so angry over this, in fact, that she eventually released the Hololive English Image Soundtrack under a secret alias as to not bring attention to the hidden messages she put in some of her songs. In Ame's track, for example, you can put the song through a spectrogram and you will see an entire letter written out in the frequencies. I haven't done enough research on what those messages exactly are, but my friend mentioned the words "motherfucker ass snitch" being used on Kiara's song, possibly reflecting my initial theory that shrimp she ate during her solo trip got digested into clues notifying us that we should be more careful to the words we utter near the red fruit.

>>1573369
few more years anon.

>>1543724
>>1548369
The last line is *Chef's kiss*

>>1592258
i totally buy it being planned

>>1562190
the definition of attention whoring, also I like rratting about her because I know she reads them and it annoys her

>>1524883
The Haato/Haachama storyline wasn't killed by Youtube OR Cover, at least not directly. Community standards, profitability, and similar excuses are just a convenient smokescreen for the truth, which is much more sinister.

During the making of the movie Dr. Strangelove, the crew did not have access to the interior of the B-52 bomber's cockpit as during the Cold War this was a closely guarded national secret. So they did a little research, made a few educated guesses, and reconstructed a cockpit interior they thought would look plausible. This ended up being so accurate to the real thing, the Air Force wondered if the research the production crew had done had been entirely legal. The point is, someone can happen upon a secret by accident, especially during the creation of art. This is what happened to Haato. The storyline she was portraying too closely resembled the psychological trauma experienced by certain kinds of highly managed celebrities, including Japanese idols. However, instead of expressing this trauma "from the inside looking out" (see Britney Spears' instagram account or her famous 2007 outburst) in a way that would be easily dismissed by the mainstream public, or in a sanitized/toned-down version like most Disney Channel movies about fame, Haato's work was both fully comprehensible and accurate. Were she allowed to continue her story, she would expose for all exactly how celebrities are broken down mentally through trauma-induced dissociation and other psychological tactics, and their high human costs. Specifically, she was "revealing" the secrets of the Monarch program (an offshoot of the Cold War MK-Ultra mind control experiments), which to this day is used to turn aspiring actors/actresses into corporate and government controlled puppets. The particulars of this program are too useful to be revealed, as through the direct control of a single celebrity allows for the indirect control of thousands or millions of citizens, fans or not (think of how many girls wanted to be like Britney and guys who wanted a girl like her). Another B-52 cockpit situation could not be allowed to happen, so the call went down from up above to Cover and Youtube simultaneously. Nobody was to touch this material again.

In other words, the Haachama storyline was killed by the CIA.

>>1527700
kiara was the true ryona streamer after all

>>1587401
this is the best one

>>1599797

>>1599797

Gura has severe alocoholism problems. She drinks a lot before streaming, and even during streams, which is why she drags her speech a lot and makes dumb mistakes while playing them off as cute. She's hardly ever sober during her streams, as she claims she can't play her character otherwise.

>>1599797
it's not a rrat if it's true

>>1599499
Your meds, anonchama

Shion and Marine actually fucked that night and kept dating for months. Management simply told them to make a gaslight situation out of that to fuel yuribait and keep the illusion of "pure girls" at the same time.

Vtubers are the only real human beings, we're all trapped in a gnostic prison and watching chuubas is the only way to glimpse the True World.

Most hololive girls know english but they pretend not to

>>1604833
Subaru being the biggest offender

>>1604833
This is absolutely confirmed for Luna, Haato and Aki

>>1527700
I am now a Kiara sub

Amelia got into Streetlight Manifesto after hearing 'As the footsteps die out forever' and connecting with it while she was taking care of her ill, now deceased, relative

>>1599797
whoever wrote this, it's a personal favorite rrat

>>1604876
>Haato
She pretty openly speaks english. Not sure what you're getting at. That was practically one of her key traits until Coco dominated the english scene.

>>1605869
She hides her power level frequently. She passes her english as "broken/entry level", but a perfect pronuntiation and text interpretation slips here and there.

>>1560456
>>1583544

>>1528523
I would not at all be surprised tilde murr tilde heehee

>>1558648
I'd buy this rrat's tendies

>>1526917
He tried to attention whore in Ame's chat and Ame promptly banned him

>>1599797
the fact hachaama referenced these twins in one of the latest short only add weigh to this rrat

>>1554093
Fuck.

>>1604833
>>1604861
>>1604876
Subaru writes decent enough summaries on screen for her zatsudan. There are older Haato streams (think Keep Talking, last year) where she has some damn near native level pronunciation. They both studied abroad. Makes sense.

Is Roboco and A-chan the same person?

>>1524883
I think Marine and Shion's "incident" is a lot darker than we realize.

>>1607976
By "darker" do you mean BLACKED?

>>1607981
I mean molestation at least, rape at worst

The real reason Coco hasn't collabed with EN isn't entirely because of Enma.

Ina's roommate is a professional artist and has been contracted by many gacha game companies, including Yostar. Ever since the Taiwan incident happened, Yostar has not only barred Hololive from streaming their games, but also cut the contract they had with Ina's roommate since she's also affiliated with Hololive.

While Ina is a sweet lovable tako, she is still salty about Coco fucking up her main career. Ina is fairly close to Enma, and had convinced her to gatekeep Coco from EN.

>>1608242
Those this also explain why Enma fucked Hachama over

Ame just went on vacation this past week. She is moving, but only an hour or less away. She used the vacation as a way to confuse people who are trying to find out where she’s moving.
The reason I think this is because it’s weird that she just rented/bought a place and hasn’t moved in yet, but she sunbathed in the back yard. Seems weird to me.

>>1608320
If her roommate being a lolbertarian is anything to go by, then her trying to throw people off on who she really is and her whereabouts would be plausible.

>>1524883
One of the bigger hologirls gets their song cover noticed by some music producer. She then leaves Hololive. Cover in response to losing a big talent puts more restrictions on when and what you can sing.

>>1608598
>lolbertarian
Unsubscribed.

>>1600269
cthulu isn't an elder god
he's the complete opposite
this is a shit comic originally written by a bandwagon basic bitch that latches on to shit that's popular but doesn't actually know anything
disgusting

>>1524883
Oniichan, Aniki and Ototou are their roommate's boyfriend.

>>1609459
anon, that comic was drawn by bikecuck
don't tell me you don't recognize his artstyle

>>1599797
I belibe

>>1608598
She's a Bernie Bro
also confirmed by roommate

>>1609600
b-based
>>1609653
HOLY SHIT IT IS
>>1609806
I spit at the retarded chicken

>>1609653
>bikecuck
Actually that thought did occur to me for a moment but then again, it's so generic that it could've been any of the current day twitter/tumblr/ledit shitty comics.

The true rrat, open at your own risk.

ATL-AREA SPA SHOOTINGS:
- 7 dead
- 3+ crime scenes
- Gunman at large
- Motive unknown
- All victims believed to be Asian

>Twitter is all over it AGAIN
>Asian lives matter
https://twitter.com/cmliwagdixon/status/1372026745759600641
>The hypersexualization of Asian women plays a HUGE part in the violence we face. I've been cornered on the street as men say "me love you long time." I've been offered money for a "happy ending massage." I've been hit on because I'm Asian and told it's a "compliment."

>YouTube will notice this and apply even harsher rules to our oshis.
>It's all PSYOP to target Vtubers in the long run

>>1610363
>being attracted to asian women is racist
>not being attracted to asian women is racist
i envy fags, they just love each other unconditionally and don't have to put up with this shit. no wonder they're always so cheerful. you ever seen a sad fag? i haven't.

>>1610541
>i envy fags, they just love each other unconditionally and don't have to put up with this shit. no wonder they're always so cheerful. you ever seen a sad fag?

>he doesn't know
and you don't want to know either
simply put everyone is fucked up in their own ways but at least straight people have the benefit of being the default norm in every context and society ever because biology is on their side, ultimately
"gay" is an ironic title

>>1610541
>i envy fags, they just love each other unconditionally
You haven't been around fags if you believe that.

CALLIOPE MORI - THE MASTER OF MINDGAMES

It’s known that Mori doesn’t particularly care for opsec, and that’s not new. In fact, it was even obvious from the start. She followed obscure Japanese netrap accounts on Twitter (e.g. BOOGEY VOXX, every member of Tamaonsen, and the World Wide Words event), ostensibly to promote them, but she definitely knew it would clue people in to her old identity. This worked pretty well; someone guessed it within the day of HoloEN’s reveal, the instant she described herself as an American bilingual rapper, and her follows confirmed it within the days after.

Cue the days before debut. You have to understand that at that point the then pre-split /hlg/ was absolutely dreading HoloEN. What else would you expect from a bunch of 4chan autists on the Japanese Culture board who hated western women and western anything? They expected the end of Hololive, that it would fill up with whores who didn’t care about the company and would drag it down with “degeneracy” (please andastd eigo only) and political sperging (it was election year after all). They were unaware of what was to come.

Mori had at least 3 months to prepare for her new Hololive gig (this is easy to prove). The Aloe incident also happened during that period, which makes it even more questionable why, as late as September near the debut, she hadn’t pruned her Twitter account for yabs. Sure, she might have been busy, but surely in those 3 months she had time for it. She also removed her real name and old EPs from her site during that time, so I suspect that this was her first mindgame.

That’s because /hlg/ would find her tweets. They saw her unfiltered self, and they would explode. This was the original “Morigeddon”. People who were expecting a stinky dump had found solid gold. The denial was absolutely insane; I never expected a 4chan thread to be so full of actual cancel culture as they tried to comprehend the reality that HoloEN was going to have /ourgirl/. The damage was done, and the mindgame had borne fruit.

The rest of the world would kneel at HoloEN’s debut, and especially with the flagship halo product that was RIP that to this day still remains the most popular Hololive original. It was still the schizo otaku board, of course, so there would become a split between those who were becoming more and more irrational with their hate of EN and the rest of the community. This would manifest as the /hlg/-/hlgg/ split, and while /hlg/ remains happy on /jp/, /hlgg/ would come to dominate the culture of /vt/ and, indirectly, western v-tuber culture itself.

Valid criticism is valid, but the next time you embark on the timeloop about the Nigger of Nippon’s yab of the day, remember the Master of Mindgames and the woman who made the world kneel.