/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Make this thread in a week when the shitposting dies down.

>>15226128
God do I want to hate fuck that fox and I ain't even gay.

i want to hangout with luca

Eyyyyyy a thread all to my man Shu eyyy

Luca LOVE!

>>15226489
>tried watching that guy again after his awful debut
>Tetris 99
>EYYYYYYYY
>leave

Luca cute

>>15227079
>try and watch Midnight Cowboy
>EYYYYYYYY I'M WALKIN' HERE
>turn off movie
CAN'T WAKE UP

I want to forcefem Luca to being Lucy forever.

LUCA LOVE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thvvZvB5dO8

So, safe to conclude that Luca is the one that attracted all the weirdos?

Ike love!

>>15226128
>draw a female
>call it a male
Many such cases.

>>15233247
>draw perfection
>call it Mysta Rias
One such case.

>>15232859
Mystafags
>saviorfag zoomer SEAgirls
Vox
>chinese, japanese, and seafag coomer women
Shu
>nijiJP clip consumers who think he's the least cringe eyyyy
Ike
>softboy lovers and violence fetish fags
Luca
>women starved for attention

>>15233562
>Vox
>>chinese, …
Seems accurate; see Rhea from VR: https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1wg411A7Xe?t=2h49m02s

>>15234676
He said "I love you" in Chinese and the chat went absolutely insane.

I want to fuck Ike so bad

>>15234676
Wow her English pronunciation is really good. I feel like every time I see someone from VirtuaReal appear in a global collab they have this really clean English, meanwhile every Japanese person I've heard speak English has a very noticeable accent. Oliver is probably the best I've ever heard but even he has it a little bit.

>>15232983
>>15235039
WE LIKE IKE!

>>15229915
Holy fuck it's been four hours and he's still going.

>>15227079
I find the "ey" thing a little annoying as well, but desu, Shu has been growing on me, especially after the Propnight collab.
>>15235069
English is one of Hong Kong's official languages, so livers raised there probably have pretty good English. Not sure if any VR members are actually from Hong Kong, but I remember being surprised by the English proficiency of some Hong Kongers I met before.

>>15236630
HK WAS colonized by the British, there are quite a number of HKers with British accents even.

>>15240106
And then there's Hada, who is Korean, lives in Australia, and inexplicably has a British accent. I guess it's true what they say, the sun never sets on the British Empire.

Why is mysta so nasty

What makes them so powerful?

>>15226128
Why is he so submissive and breedable?

>>15234782
oh so that's why he has so many chinks in his chat

>>15243773
fujos?

>>15243773
dicks are hard to beat

>>15243773

i'm sorry bros, i will go play apex. this is not asmr... i was hoping vox will whisper in my ears...

Wanted to tune in to Vox's stream but Mito is singing at the same time

>>15233562
>violence fetish fags
All me btw.

>>15249483
No, me

Mysta minecraft vod doko?

the british twink brings something out of me. guys like him are usually opposite my type but the thrill of imagining him cry after i mess him up is just irresistible.

>>15255103
FUCK. I love Mysta so much. I just want to ride his dick and choke him, then slap his pretty crying face.

>>15248279
Unfortunately he's never done ASMR. He also wasn't sure how to start it off, so he chose reading stories. I hope next ones are in a whispery voice.

I want to protect Ike and Shu. I'd kill for Luca.

>>15243773
males are simply superior

>>15243773
I just realized all of them wear white suits. They all look like they're part of the same organization unlike other gens which just look like a bunch of designs haphazardly slapped together.

>>15255103
ME TOO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt_iHhBO9kE
EYYYYYY Shu is streaming EYYYYYYYYYY

I like how Shu titles his streams. The emoji in brackets, some silly title, and then in parentheses it's clearly stated what the stream is. Very clean looking, no clickbait guessing games, but also distinct and makes him stand out because no one else does it like that.

Nijisanji really did a stunning job with Luxiem in general, every single one of them is so appealing. Lazulight and Ethyria both have someone I'm iffy on but Luxiem is just perfect all around. It's the best gen since Obsydia. Not to say I even hate those two in Lazulight and Ethyria, just that I'm kinda "meh" towards them and wouldn't really be in the mood to watch them even if nothing else is on, I'd just go play a video game or something instead. But they're decent fun in collabs and I'm not one of those people who goes "I can't watch this collab because she's here! It's been ruined!"

Ike makes me severely uncomfortable, he sounds and talks EXACTLY like my Swedish friend who gives off soft introverted boy vibes at first but is in fact a serial fucking degenerate to the point most people get put off by him at some point or another. I don't usually give a shit about people liking loli but in his case it's feeding into my apprehension. This definitely isn't what I'm looking for in a vtuber bros, the cracks already started to show in yesterday's collab...

>>15260065
Well that would be kind of awkward if he's supposedly your friend but didn't tell you about him becoming a vtuber.

>>15260139
I didn't mean to imply he was my friend kek, just that he seems like the exact same type of person.

>>15260065
I can't watch people who are the same type of people as certain people I know irl either but since it's clearly a personal problem I deal with it by not watching them.

FoxVox autism is too strong

Now how would you know what a wet horse smells like?

>>15260065
Tell him I'd like to marry him

hey.
guess what.
EYYYYYYYYYYY

Nobody is streaming...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90bCjJ8MnUA

>>15278178
WOW!

insecure:
Ike swedish
Shu chink
Luca philipino

normal:
mysta british
vox british

>>15233247
He doesn't even look like a girl
Sorry if you found him hot but it's still gay bro

A lot of the girl vtubers so far have been really moved by all the support they've been getting and cry on stream a lot. It must definitely feel nice to know you can have so many fans without having to be a vapid, money-grubbing Twitch-style streamer. I am curious to find out if Luxiem has anyone like that. There's a stigma against men crying but it doesn't have to apply to male vtubers.

>>15292057
Mysta will cry first on stream, Ike second.

>>15292057
Mysta cried not only after his debut but on his Q&A stream from happiness. I don't think the others are the type to cry live, but Ike got flustered from an outpouring of donations.
>Twitch-style streamer
3 of them came from Twitch (GTA RP and two vtubers) and they all reference English Twitch memes on the regular in their Luxiem lives
If we're on the topic of emotional stuff, Shu seems the most distant from getting too 'close' to chat, as the others will read anything that says "SAY I LOVE YOU" or "KISS ME" and he simply moves on or makes a joke where he can avoid it. It's interesting.

>>15292057
>There's a stigma against men crying
There is, but I've also heard testosterone kind of makes your emotions not feel a strongly(which could be bullshit). I think some of the guys genuinely thought they wouldn't be half as popular as the girls. So maybe someone will give a heartfelt thanks eventually.

>>15292205
>he simply moves on or makes a joke where he can avoid it.
Might be because he's more entrenched in JP culture so he doesn't feel like it'd be appropriate. He follows Nijisanji JP very closely and seems to be a hafu or nikkei(can't remember which)

>>15292213
You don't have to cry to give a heartfelt thanks, all of them have thanked watchers as well as the girls for helping them. Even in moments when they're hanging out in call on someone else's stream they're repeating their thanks for their position/support they've gotten, as well as randomly praising each other.
>>15292268
Probably, it reminded me a bit of Genzuki. A bit. He isn't at that level.
He's been watching Nijisanji since 2019.

Mr. Coom<span class="fortune" style="color:#2d53fc">

Your fortune: You're standing under the mistletoe!</span>

>>15292057
Ike got mindbroken and could barely speak

>>15232983
Not a second goes by where I'm not desperately craving Ike's dick down my throat

eyyyyyyy

>>15292268
Shu is 100% Japanese in burgerland, not a hafu.
He has a slight esl accent.

>>15292203
Mysta already cried a tiny bit on stream like >>15292205 said. He also cried a lot in his graduation stream in pl... if youre into that.

>>15295505
link? asking for a friend haha

>>15226128
Mysta love

>>15285977
Can't believe the boys already have a regular schizo
>>15252558

>>15275050
>>15283822
>>15284013
>>15284642
I recognize that spelling of Filipino and the Ike hate.
How hard is it to ignore them if you just don't like them? You specifically go to the nijimale thread and luxiem thread just to seethe lol

>>15296365
First step is to not care, also you're ignoring that ike threads are just bait full of erp I wouldn't mind anything said in them.

>>15297942
Nah, literally just a spot for me to be openly horny for Ike. Erp wasnt even intended originally but admittedly better than just getting gay or tranny lmao

>>15292817
I love this nerd and I can't wait to see him cry on stream one day!

>>15301474
I love him but no. It would make me cry if he cried x.x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY1BmGGViqk
Mysta...

>>15296092
Ass Blaster 69, my favorite nijisanji member

>>15295646
It's still up on his old Twitch

I fucking knew it. Milord is autistic to the point of grand strategy games

>>15311020
based as shit.
He truly does have Chadspergers

>>15302552
LMAO

>>15296365
>indonesian prostitute
That's... Oddly specific
I'm interested

>>15311020
4x

henry cavill is akuma, right?

Mysta - Bi
Vox - Bi
Luca - N/A
Ike - Straight
Shu - Straight

>>15314073
Honestly couldn't care about their sexuality so long as they remain as fun and interesting to watch as they are

i'm starting to think vox is more autistic than mysta

>>15313497
This is the funniest post I have ever seen on this board.

>>15312200
Apparently it's not as specific as you might think, I'm in a thread on /ck/ that mentioned Indonesia in passing and the first thing people started talking about was prostitutes. I'm guessing Indonesia has a notable prostitution scene. Plus I bet a lot of people on /vt/ have Indonesia on the mind anyway since there's so many Indonesian vtubers.

>>15314303
He is. The man's into Smash and Civ

>>15314246
If anything based on how much more entertaining Mysta and Vox are I highly suspect that your level of homosexuality is directly correlated to your proficiency as a streamer.

>>15314303
I won't recognize him as truly autistic until he plays a grand strategy on stream.

>>15314303
the undertale vids didnt give it away?

>>15226128
I hope you gay gays are happy. Now there are going to be male waves in every company because of the success of luxiem. This hobby is now ruined. This is why hobbies need gatekeeping.

>>15314585
Perhaps but Luca's really fun too

>>15314658
Amogus backwards

>>15314658
Good, I want HolostarsEN to make the Holobronies seethe. Taste of your own medicine for shitting all over this board when Luxiem was announced.

>>15314303
Depends if Vox manages to do worse than have a rice cooker full of maggots or mistake mold for chocolate.

>>15314691
Yes but it bears mentioning that Luca can do a girl voice so he's definitely got some gayness sleeping inside him too.

>>15314705
Honestly. Unicorns should just go neck themselves now.

>>15314658
>You gay gays
Wow, you sure showed them, anonymous anon.

>>15314764
Happy homosexuals!

>>15314658
Male VTubers have been around since the very beginning, the ones who need to be gatekept are spergs like you who have a problem with how the hobby has always been.

>>15314751
Also, considering the British guys are the gayest of the bunch and Australians are honorary British, is it possible that being British makes you gay?

>>15315136
Brits are no different than the rest of Europe with promiscuity. It's just nowhere near as pronounced as the French

>>15315654
Considering Brits descended from a bunch of European ethnicities across two millennia, it's no wonder about really

>>15315654
Dang, that makes me realize we need a French male vtuber. Hopefully they nail one of those in the next wave. I actually like Saruei, her voice is perfect.

Vox is the king of gap moe...

>>15316091
VOX IS THE KING OF MY HEART

I don't have data to back it up, but Luxiem feels like the first time the majority of the western vtuber community has paid attention to nijisanji. I hope their next wave is mixed gender just to shake things up.

>>15316631
It does make sense, Nijisanji is also the first actual notable corporation to attempt a male wave. Ones like Tsunderia beat them to it but are so much smaller that it's like "Who cares" (and I say this as someone who gave Tomoya, Kazuya and Nen a shot and liked them, it's just that Tsunderia is too small for anyone to actually take notice of it). I feel like a lot more people were waiting for something like this than people had initially thought. I agree that a mixed-gender wave would indeed be a very effective move so I could definitely see that happening for wave 5.

>>15316777
And I fucking typed Kazuya instead of Kazune, damn it.

>>15233247
That's not even femboy looking, just some twink. They all look like different flavors of twink

>>15316816
Wow, someone already made a 3D model of Mysta!

>>15316631
The power of novelty.

I feel bad for Ike because if he ever plays Smash he's only allowed to play one character.

>>15315654
More likely you'll get French Canadians.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWGLaCqvISc

>>15317156
Isn't that what Rosemi is? I always assumed that's where her weird accent came from but I've never heard a French Canadian speak. Well, until this clip apparently but they aren't speaking English so I still don't know.

>>15317087
That's Chinese Kirito

>>15317087
That's Chinese Kirito

>>15317515
>>15317544
You're Chinese Kirito. Anyway, fun fact, Rion from NijiJP is really wet for Xiao so Mysta should try and get her attention to collab with her because I see a good opportunity for him there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOH2sPwyfG0

>>15317967
I'm not ripping on Xiao or Mysta, I'm just saying that Xiao is Kirito but Chinese

>>15318052
I mean, I'm aware he has Kirito's Japanese VA but his personality is completely different, Kirito is a pretty standard shonen protagonist and Xiao is an actual autistic loner edgelord who quite literally teleports behind you.

>>15318135
>Xiao is an actual autistic loner edgelord who quite literally teleports behind you
That's literally quite Kirito in Aincrad. Yes, I have read the light novels.

Plus his boyfriend's also in Genshin, i.e Kazuha

I LOVE IKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE MYSTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE VOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE SHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE LUCA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE LUXIEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>15314465
i'm just a tourist
this reads like sarcasm, and that i am not the first to think that they sound similar

>>15320279
Well my post was a little tongue in cheek but I do genuinely find it funny, the thought that Henry Cavill of all people would just casually become a VTuber, and someone just matter of factly asking "So he's Henry Cavill, right?" I definitely do hear it, even though it's probably not him. Probably.

Has niji finally hit their stride? Mysta is inclining hard and rivals hololive in numbers. No other member of nijiEN has come close to what he has accomplished.

>>15320788
Did you make the same mistake I did the other day and look at their numbers from Vox's page and forget that Vox exists, because Vox is doing really good too. I really believe it's because people have been craving British accents for a long time and Nijisanji finally delivered.

>>15320721
oh okay, good then
someone should investigate to see when he built his pc and when akuma began, see if they're around the same time
plus i'm p sure cavill has said he likes the civ games
has akuma ever streamed the witcher? that would probably be too on the nose

>Finana spends months very delicately tiptoeing around specifying what the "egg" was
>Mysta (loudly): OH, WAS SHE TALKING ABOUT TENGA EGGS?

>>15314527
So it's canon that Vox is stinky

>>15321570
Imagine if he did play Witcher and didn't even hide it, he was just like "You know, I actually portrayed Geralt in a live action adaptation of The Witcher once. Good times."

>>15314073
So does that mean I have a chance with Ike?

>>15321754
No, you're probably too old for his tastes.

>>15321777
Said this before but just cause the guy likes loli doesn't mean that's all he'd go for.

Does the male thread, or EN thread not want you guys? Why is this a separate thread?

>>15321716
>realizes what he says
>"...fuck"

>>15322234
To make you seethe

>>15322234
There are a lot of splits from the NijiEN thread because that place is a shithole made to contain the worst of the worst on this board. The people who actually want to discuss the livers make their own generals. As for the male thread, it does indeed seem like the userbase mainly goes there for the JPs.

>>15322234
Male thread is usually JP focused with a seemingly set userbase, EN thread liveposts almost every male stream. So there's no reason in particular, someone just made it like all the other NijiEN splits.

>>15322329
Being angry and obsessed all the time is not healthy anon.
>>15322433
>>15322472
Based answers. Thank you.

I hate and envy that these ikefags get the easy route swimming in fujo money! Including my wife's

>>15325020
Keep seething

>>15325287
Oh, I will. *sighs dramatically and leans against the wall in frustration* I will.

>>15326257
Why though? Doesn't that get exhausting?

>>15326326
Yes, that's why I leaned against the wall in frustration.

>>15326533
Oh. Well Idk what to do then lol

>>15326257
>>15326326
>>15326533
>>15326601
>Discord humor
Kill yourselves fujoshits

>>15327358
Kill me yourself faggot. Also not a fujo, yaoi is gross

>>15327557
>yaoi is gross
Then why are you here, sis?

>>15327557
>yaoi is gross
fuck you too motherfucker

>>15327613
>>15328062
It's just personally gross to me. Idc if other people enjoy it. Just not for me

>>15328512
Understandable. I really, really love Magnums. Mmmmm mmmm. Honestly, the taste of Magnums in my mouth, oh my. I swear, a big Magnum...

f

>>15327557

>>15329696
I mean the art is really nice but eh. Just doesnt hit right for me.

Like I said don't mind at all if other people like it but it pisses me off that people just automatically assume someones fujo by default

>>15330028
Fujo has always been a weird boogeyman word in the anime community when men are involved, it's weird to me they go straight to "These women like gay men" instead of "These women like these men because they're heterosexual women and thus are attracted to men." Saw it with Ame once, she was talking about a guy she liked from a visual novel and people assumed it was a yaoi game when it was actually just an otome game.

>>15330300
Yeah exactly. I used to play alot of otome games so I understand that

>>15330028
If you're somehow not new to 4chan, how are you not exhausted by correcting people or caring about it. It's a sentiment across the entire site. Anons bastardize words and it doesn't matter anymore, especially on /vt/ where the Japanese culture and weeb power level is unironically lower than shit boards like /ck/ or /vp/, despite watching Japanese people all day. I could go on forever on the instances where a girl will mention some shounen anime made before 2015 and anons will go "what is that"

>>15330490
It's true it does get exhausting honestly but still get irritated enough to correct them

>>15330371
Me too, I liked them because they always have a cute girl as the protagonist and maybe I'm a little bi since I didn't mind the men either but like I said there are indeed plenty of women who play them for completely straight reasons. >>15330490 makes a good point too though, I suppose it's reckless to assume that someone saying "fujo" as an insult even knows what it means. One time on this board someone actually admitted he thought it just referred to any shippers, so there definitely must be a lot of people like that around here.

Which of them is most likely to collab with JP?

>>15330732
Shu is Japanese, Ike has already DMed a senpai but didn't want to say their name out of politeness.

>>15330490
Also, I just thought of this after I hit post, but I wonder if the reason the power level on this board is so low is because this is the average audience of people who watch streamers, people who have absolutely no knowledge of that stuff and just spend all day watching streams, and that people like the three of us who actually know about that stuff but only just started getting into streamers because of VTubers are now running into those people and getting surprised by it.

>>15330795
Thing is with me, I actually started with streamers before vtubers. Didnt even know about them til seeing Projektmelody collab with critikal

Balls Blaster 69

>>15330764
>Ike has already DMed a senpai but didn't want to say their name out of politeness.
I'm thinking Emma August.

>>15333505
my bet is on amamya

i wonder if Vox and Mysta would ever do football watchalong

>>15334372
You mean soccer?

Roberu.

>>15339224
already got surpassed by the NiijEN boys, your point?

>>15339558
I just needed to save the thread and that was the only word I could think of at the moment, don't read too much into it.

>>15314073
>Ike saying “absolutely slayed” when talking about composer
I don’t think so sis

>>15340831
Timestamp?

Luxsisters do we agree on this?
https://twitter.com/brothbowl/status/1474481314132897793

>>15341191
Swap Shu and Vox and it’s canon.

>>15341191
CAN YOU PLEASE WARN ME NEXT TIME YOU LINK A TWEET WITH PENISES IN IT

>>15341191
Every single one of these is wrong

>>15341191
Finally a penis chart

>>15341613
cw: penises

>>15341191
Ike's is accurate asf

>>15341191
>The biggest degenerate has the biggest cock
Is this true?

>tfw femanons are just as degens as we are

>>15342532
Well Daddy Vox said he was making him want to cum so…

>>15341191
I'm more of a fan of Luca having the biggest dick but being completely clueless on how to use it

>>15342532
I want to be a loli so fucking bad now

Why did Mysta unlist his donation reading stream?
I had to find his twitter post for the link

>>15342532
>>15343357
>ywn be a loli and have your body split in half, speared by ike’s gigacock
WHY EVEN LIVE

>>15343555
Not even wrong *cries*

>>15343357
>>15343555
Wait when did Ike say he was a lolicon?

>>15343597
Not actually said it but it's been said all over here and his fave on ddlc is natsuki, kinda agreed with the dude in chat that said flat is justice, and regularly says tiddy isnt everything when its brought up usually about luca. Plus think some of the vns and animes he likes are rather loli filled. Basically just an implication/rrat. I don't believe he's exclusively into lolis though

>>15343693
ohh okay, thanks anon!!
i hope he is. i'm a womanlet

>>15343912
Lucky. I guess being 5'5 doesnt qualify for that status though it does for guys

>>15343912
YOU'RE A REAL LIFE LOLI???

>>15343231
Teasing Luca’s huge p*nis to make him shy and nervous..

>girls itt
Can I pat you?

>>15344106
only if youre one of luxiem and you have proof

>>15344106
Can you wear the Shu mask while you do it

>>15344106
Only if you're Ike

>>15343693
since kanae likes small chests too does that mean he's a lolicon

>>15344241
Maybe? No idea

Does Luca have aspergers or anything special? Or is he just incredibly awkward at times? Nothing bad just that I notice some stuff here and there on how he talks.

>>15344355
He's Australian, that's his accent.

>>15344106
This is suddenly making me realize how creepy it is when people say this to girl vtubers.

>>15344370
Fuck you for making me laugh this late at night

>>15344355
He’s pretty dense too, the stories he told about his time with girls would support it. He’s a cutie through and through though.

>>15226904
LUCA LOVE!

>>15344241
Not really. He just has a preference for smaller chests and small chest =/= loli
And if you've watched, he definitely appreciates the more mature women on his genshin team compared to the lolis

>>15344506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR2UBM1wQgk
I liked how everyone had to explain this joke to him and I'm still not sure he understood it.

>>15344355
He is sheltered.

>>15344106
Tfw ywn have a degen shitposting femanon wife

>>15344590
That happened to me too, I thought I was a loli guy and yet I keep going for women like Jean, Raiden. Finding I'm into deep voiced, older women as vtubers too. Apparently I've graduated to enjoying real women at some point.

>>15344633
My autistic boss mafia boss can’t be this cute!

>>15344720
Forget I put boss there twice FML

how do i cope watching the uno stream right now i fucking hate nina

>>15344673
>marrying a femanon
Why?

>>15344754
Don't worry about it boss.

Shu needs help with coffee, time for a donation train.

>>15344772
I'm impressed by how quickly Nina befriended Luxiem. She really is /vt/'s worst nightmare and it is hilarious.

>>15344816
Can't expect to date up as a man, sadly.

>>15344772
But why?

>>15344816
if Im going to spend an eternity with someone, at least its someone i could treat like a best friend and still call people faggots with

>>15344988
You can do that with a male anon too, you know. Come over to the winning team.

The person with the biggest tits and tattoos is actually the most wholesome. What is this gap moe?

>>15344957
this. god awful lack of etiquette

plus her stealing the "honey" meme and made it her whole personality is so fucking cringe

>>15344988
Damn bro you got really low standards same

>>15345101
What's up with the image here? I don't know how she has lack of etiquette

>>15345199
Time travelers, it's some really old shitpost from debut and nobody who actually watches her thinks that.

>Ike will never take a long piss inside your cunt
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

>>15345251
> watch
> Nina

>>15345199
dyor
shouldnt have replied to me if you actually dont know what's up

>>15345331
Ok Mysta

He's in your bed!! What do you do?!?!

>>15345405
force him to play as an opm nomad in ck2

>>15345405
I want to punch that face over and over
Then have his children

>>15345361
As you can see from this post it's just /pol/tards trying to stir up doxxshit and turn her into the next Kiara. It failed months ago so it's pretty quaint seeing this straggler trying to drag it back up. They can't bring up anything Nina has done as Nina because despite their boogeymanning she has been highly professional and never brought up politics as Nina.

>>15345457
Idk how tf they can hate her. She's funny asf

>>15345331
This thread is very quickly turning into /cgl/ all of a sudden.

>>15345331
That I can do without

>>15345101
I know you're a shut in hikkineet lardass woman but older women call younger people honey all the fucking time even in several languages.

>>15345650
It's really common in the south pretty much with everyone

>>15345405
UOOOOOH SEX

>>15345844
HE SPEAKS IN MONKEY WE GOTTA UOOOOOHH AAH AHH AAAAHH OURSELVES INTO THAT SEMEN DEMON

>Redo of healer
Luca dear, your tastes are showing

>>15345953
Luca's tastes are pretty fucked up, first Mushoku Tensei, now this. I think he's the deranged one, not Ike.

Vox or Luca?

LUCY I COOM

>>15346283
Milord is for pump and dump.
Boss is for cuddles and marriage and marital sex.

>>15226128
Might be able to scrape together enough testosterone for like a quarter of a man from these characters. Not impressed.

mysta what the fuck

HOLY SHIT MYSTA WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT

Oh man, Nina was saying something to Mysta before she got cut off. Oh well.

>>15344106
I WILL HEADPAT EVERY FEMANON IN THIS THREAD!

>>15349532
Anon no! We cant do that until we are married!

https://twitter.com/MrNigelNg/status/1475436122008395782

haiyaaa

>>15351469
RIP in peace Mysta

how about you guys stop using vox and mysta for every fucking thread? there's also 3 other members you know? if you are fan then stop being such faggots

>>15351777
That's what the Ikelust thread is for honey~

>>15351777
Next thread is now a Luca thread

>>15351777
Nice digits sis but this general barely has 3 dead iterations and one of the threads didn't even hit 100 posts, you're complaining a bit too early.

Who's the first of Luxiem to release a cover?

>>15355115
Shu is working on a cover, Ike is working on a cover, Mysta is working on a cover. Mysta's will drop faster because he says he can't sing so I doubt he'll care about doing re-takes and leave it up to the mixer. Shu had a mystery poll a day or two ago and that was for his planned cover. Ike hasn't revealed much on his plans at all.

>>15351777
i want to drain every last drop from mysta while he whines like a mutt and vox fucks me in the ass
would be cool if there were more boys but too bad mankosanji didnt debut any

>>15355338
Ike's might come faster since he's more familiar with music production

>>15355778
That's true but he said he's a perfectionist which is why I feel like his might take longer, but who knows hopefully we can be surprised.

>>15226128
nice hat

i love ike so much!!!!!!!!! IKELOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>15314073
>Vox - Bi
i thought he was straight. I'm gonna get in the next male gen and cuck all the femcels here!

ike is so comfy to listen to, he's so cute

Ike leaning everytime he says "thank you very much" is extra adorable! Cute thank bot!

>>15360838
Oh no!!! Please let us watch it bb

>>15314073
Wait when did Vox say he was bi?

>>15362931
He's British, it's implied.

>>15352783
This thread's been going pretty well, we're almost at the post limit. I think we've finally hit our stride and Luxiem General is about to become a regular thing! Someone else should create the next one though. I was thinking of changing the opening blurb to
>Due to a series of accidental events, five young men find themselves in the modern world, surrounded by things they've never encountered before. However, they continue on their journey to accomplish each of their goals by turning to the marvel of the virtual world.
Because that feels more official using Nijisanji's actual blurb instead of making something up. But if someone else creates the thread I guess it's in your hands so do whatever you think is right. Optimally speaking you'll be creating the Luxiem General more often then I will and hopefully I won't be the only one doing the work to keep it alive, so I suppose you deserve control over what the OP says. "You" referring to, whoever decides to create the next thread and not this specific poster I'm responding to right now, of course.

>>15360838
>>15362931
He's apparently obsessed with ship art of him and Mysta and gushed over some Genshin boy or something

>>15366391
Who was it he gushed over? I wanna know if he has good taste. Just describe what the character looks like if you don't know the name, I'll know who it is.

>Literal juicer normies average xqc viewers lol
thoughts?

>>15367663
I mean pretty much. Luxiem attracted both fem coomers and people looking for bro streamers

>>15367663
I'm 25 and I'll still laugh when they sing the among us song whether it's a random fat American man or a random menhera British faggot vtuber.

>>15368083
Which is odd because they don't really come off as bro streamers to me. Normies are gonna see these guys, go "ew gay" and leave.

>>15368188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoMkx-FWJvM

>>15368718
When they first debuted, only Luca felt like he would be a Bro streamer but over the course of last week Vox's general gaming autism has attracted a sizeable enough fanbase bro-fandom. Obviously a lot of his fans are more female-orientated but his Smash, Dark Souls and FNAF streams actually convinced me otherwise.

>>15369423
That's true. Vox is quickly revealing himself to be kind of like a vtuber Ryan Gosling, an autist in a chad's body.

I fucking love vox so much

fuck me when's the next niji male audition? i need to get in on this.

FOXVOX
VOXFOX
FOX AKUMA
AKUMA RIAS

>>15370004
you want to become fujobait and see your avatar getting dicked by your coworker's avatar when you open twitter?

>>15370076
VoxFox > AkuRias

>>15370227
that sounds incredibly hot so yes.

I wish Vox's chat would just explode and never come back

>>15370360
daddy~ chu~ kiss me sweetly goodnight~ I WANT TO WRITE MPREG FANFICTION OF YOU

>>15370284
The important question is are you American? Because if you are then you will never get in Nijisanji.

>>15370561
but i have the perfect gamestop voice just like Luca and Mysta

>>15371138
Gamestop voice? Can you say "Roger that"?

>>15370004
Do it I need more male vtubers

>>15370561
Hana is American and she's in Nijisanji

>>15374510
She's of American heritage, but she doesn't live in America.

I'm sure there is going to be much terrible shitposting all over the board, but this is the greatest thing I have ever seen someone commission for a vtuber.
https://twitter.com/lmcyguso58/status/1474328419144208390

>FemAnon: The Thread
I find it very interesting to witness.

>>15375189
For the record, I'm male and I still lust heavily after Mysta.

You think they're going to do another male vtuber audition in a month or two?

>>15375369
I don't see why not. Not only is Nijisanji good at pumping out the waves fast, but this has been a big success for them.

>>15375369
Yes and they're going to force graduate all the females

>>15375339
I see no difference in behavior between homosexual males and females. At least in this thread.
>>15375369
After this success? Yes.

>>15375369
Hopefully. But only if they're good boys

>>15375726
>I see no difference in behavior between homosexual males and females
just like you can't see any difference between homosexual females and males in hololive threads

>>15375833
It's backed by scientific fact too. Goddammit. I want a nice femanon to hang out with. Yes I'm that lonely.

>>15375888
You wouldn't. Hang out with boys instead bro, you don't really want actual female companions

>>15375888
>>15376007
I'm fine hanging out with vtubers. I'm not a loser so I don't entertain any delusions that they would be my girlfriend or boyfriend. I'm not interested in a relationship like that anyway. Treating them like my friend is enough for me. Better, even, because I can pause them and walk away and they won't get angry at me.

>>15375888
>>15376202
I have a femanon friend, she's cool, we met on /a/ as a translation group years ago and we still hang out and talk to this day on discord, she's fun to hang out with and we play shit like D&D on the weekends. she hates vtubers though.

>>15376395
I don't suppose it's Koda?

>>15376428
>Koda
no clue who or what that is but I'll say no.

>>15376395
Does she get autistic and starts calling everyone faggots for mentioning vtubers in /a/?

>>15376471
She was the leader of a popular fansub group called "gg" back in the day and was a very prolific /a/ poster. Figured it wasn't gonna be her but she was prominent enough that I thought it'd be funny if it actually was. Anyway, I'm happy for you that you met a cool friend that is a woman.

>>15375369
Maybe we'll get an announcement in the same time span from Lazulight debut to Ethyria audition announcement, assuming they got enough qualified applicants in the first male auditions that there's still some waiting in the wing (ala Obsydia to Lazulight)

>>15376567
Yes and she would in fact, get pissed off that I even mentioned her in the vtuber board.
>>15376613
Ah I see, well that's not the group we were a part of, I still translate stuff sometimes but she's basically retired from that.

Are his parents proud their son is making money or are they disappointed?

>>15379646
His dad is out of the picture and his mom has a bf
Apparently she doesn't really care

>>15380045
Out of the picture? That's vaguely threatening.

>>15380149
Not like that bro.

>>15380149
He made a runner

>>15375369
i want mixed wave for the next wave