/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love you Gura!!

I love Takodachi!

house cleaning asmr please

I just pee pee poo'd all over and ate it without brushing my teetb are you disgusted now give me the (You)s

I LOVE KI•A•RA!

I FUCKING LOVE MY MORI!

I HATE YOU KIARA

Posting lovers on the lovers board

>>1515818
fine but dont do it again

Enma decided to have hot passionate sex instead of helping Gura today

ENMA HATE

AHEM
I HAVE A NEW ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE

Mori is a cute dork and her raps are great!
Kiara is very upbeat, shines positivity around her and is a pleassure to listen to!
Ina is an extremely talented artist, very calming and inspirational!
Gura is a charming daughter that makes you want to protect her, and she has an amazing singing voice!
Watson is hard working and entertaining, always looking out for others!
Red Heart is a creative and very erotic girl!
Haato is a sweet girl, and very entertaining!
Haachama is very entertaining, and is a sweet girl!
Coco is a funny shitposter and her dedication to singing reps is inspiring!
Polka is cute and sexy, with a wide variety of ways to keep you entertained!
Nene is adorable and incredibly fun to have around with her antics and stories!
All of HoloJP is good, even Ayame!
All of HoID is good and entertaining!

Theyre all great and trying their best! It's not a war between them and you should be happy for all of Hololive Myth members and honorary members.

Fuck tribalistfags. No really fuck tribalists.
Fuck falseflaggers.
Fuck doxposters.

Rate the void
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpeu86Cg5-U

>Gura loves all her genmates
>I was almost one of them
What could have been...

I LOVE TAKOSAME!

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>>1517393 I FUCKING CALLED IT.
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>>1517791
Hey Suiposter, I'm stealing your job!
Yep, it was Sinfag again. Carry on as usual. At least he's using images now.

I love Ina!

I miss Ame...

>>1518049
Based

>>1513565
based

>>1518049
based

FRIEND HOLLOW KNIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdVTgyyR5Hk
PPT MAKING MUSIC IN MINECRAFT(it's actually pretty cool)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDXc5ZyFHNI
SORA COOKING IN 20 MINUTES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNQ99CihGxg

>>1518029
1. wait 40 minutes before numberfagging
2. this is a stream that depends entirely on your knowledge of Japanese so the English viewers coming from meme review get filtered

Gura loves you

Be honest chumbuds. Would you?

>>1516666
What game is he playing?

>>1518057
JESAS

>>1518049
based

what a great stream,
>rrats btfo
>Gura got a new chair to help her butt and posture
>Gurame is alive and well + Guraina chads finally live again
>Gura finally got confirmation for her PC being delivered
What a great week, Gura is going to be fucking fun for JOP bros tomorrow

Recycling is good.

>>1518052
cute/10

I MISS AME

>>1518069
(๑ᆺ)ぬんぬん

>>1517890
None of my irl friends give a shit about Hololive, not even my online friend circle... And if they find out they'd probably never let me hear the end of it.

I love /hlgg/ and all of (You) are my friends as long as you aren't maliciously hateposting about any of the girls (humorous shitposts don't count).

>>1518075
VR kanojo

>>1518057
Oh my fucking God

Why the fuck are these leeches invading other tags now?
https://twitter.com/izumiseiyuu/status/1370976054760730631

>>1518057

>>1518057
why would he say that about watame...

>>1518071
I love her too!

>>1518074
I wouldn't watch Peko, she is boring

Reminder that this is Gura's ideal Chumbud. Do your bulking reps.

>>1518057
all me

>>1518032

Hey friend!

>>1518074
https://files.catbox.moe/o1f9ae.webm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yAxx9uPgkg

KORONE STOPPED THE GAMBLING DUE ONE ANTI TALKING SHIT

https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1370528359088713729

FUCK

>>1518057
Oh, a reminder to newfags to stop fucking engaging with this fucker.

Jesus

>>1518092
i love you too anon

>>1518053
WarriorPi, they aren't actually taking males for Hololive.

Watching Noel take on the vicious White Tiger as she rolls and screams and jumps at this sheer force and speed of its attacks in NIOH.
While Subaru is showing the world what it looks like to enjoy a gacha game's story and characters, a thing many veterans of Granblue Fantasy have lost sight of.
While Aqua is doing her best trying to reach Solo Masters because she's too autistic to find folks to play with, especially folks to play with who are on her level.
While Korone's here earlier than usual as she boots up Dragon Quest 3, meaning this will probably be an incredibly long stream today.
While Luna's making a delicious looking treat to feast upon while being the most adorably sexy beautiful genius adult in Gen 4.
While Kanata's logging onto Minecraft as she's decided that she wants to make another note block BGM for someone after her very successful Pekora BGM project.
While Pekora is a giant fish as she's completely engrossed in the wild and twist filled turns that is Dragon Quest XI.
While Fubuki shows off more of her gaming skills as she boots up Hollow Knight once more, kon koning enthusiastically as she slays bugs.
While Temma's carefully making some decisions as he needs to find out the perfect loop that'll let his power grow exponentionally to defeat the secret boss in Loop Hero.
So friends, where we at?

>>1518049
based

which one of you fags was playing TF2 earlier with a distorted peko as an avatar
it was on degroot keep

>>1518071
BEEG SHARK

>>1518057
Holy fucking SHIT LMAO

>>1518052
I got the SSR gacha pull with my regular chat getting read, also many rrats were BTFO, so infinity/10

>>1517896
The animation quality is superior to Hololive but the Holo ones are directed by an absolute schizo which is most of the charm. This just feels a bit generic.

J**, what the fuck is this void gura stream?

>>1518052
10/10, cute stream, her best dedicated SC reading ever

>>1518057
this dude actually needs to be placed somewhere, meds are not enough

>>1518070
3. Luna usually always has pretty low views for some reason. No idea why. She's one of my favorites.
There's an EN live translator in that stream by the way.

>>1518057
Next level mental illness

>>1517760
I hate it because it's boring. It's the worst parts of horror walking simulators combined into one.
>Puzzles with awkward controls
>Obtuse inventory system and management
>"Running" is barely faster than speed walking and ""walking"" is barely a shuffle
>You can technically soft-lock yourself if you run out of light and don't have the item you need (if your insanity goes too high you automatically die)
>Two items crucial to solely surviving take up significant space in the inventory
>Unoptimized as fuck so it stutters at points
>Cheap scares (as in not-scary) whereas the "scary" ones rely entirely on user luck to notice them
>The multiple branching pathways / chapters make the game feel massive and confusing.
>NOTHING HAPPENS IT'S ALL JUST AUDIO CUES OR INSTANT DEATH VIA CUTSCENE
I love Ina! and I'll watch her play the game through to the end if she schedules another Visage stream but it was possibly the most palpable Ina's frustration has been at the end there.

>>1518113
Right Here Ayamefriend! with FRIEND!

>>1518112
>No mel
>Old Nene
>no Noel
>still putting haachama there

>>1518090
I'm with you until that last part, since I've told them about it, but they don't give me shit or question it.

>>1518096
chill, dude seems like a wholesome JOP bro

Why can't real girls just be like my holos? I love these girls and would love to have one as my girlfriend and yet every woman I've met in real life has never been able to live up them. I've considered taking hallucinogenics to try and muster one from my mind. It's this the right path?

>>1517791
Reminded me of this:
https://voca.ro/1noC1t2WNHkd

Gonna be an hero. LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>1518057
This is what happens when parents don't hug their kids as children

I thought there was something fucky since somebody brought up the Pekora/Gura numbers, so I looked up some random gaming streams that are live on youtube right now, and this is what I found.
Aside from a stream that's been live for 10 hours, no other large streams I was able to find had a greater number of likes than views. From other channels I was able to find with roughly similar metrics to Gura's (similar subscriber count, live for roughly the same amount of time, and producing similar content), other streams had a pretty consistent ratio, with the average live views/likes ratio likely being something between 0.5 and 1.
Gura's stream has 3x that.

This is also something that's been observed with other HoloENs. I can't speak about HoloJP because I don't really watch them.
This can means one of several things:
-The problem is with the viewers: People who watch vtubers have vastly different viewing habits which causes youtube's system to pick up and generate weird stats
-The problem is with the channels: Vtuber channels are somehow getting flagged for certain unique attributes that skew their stats (could be localization, automated content detection, or even manual flagging for whatever reason)
-The data is accurate: People who watch vtubers just really enjoy leaving tons of likes on streams that they don't watch, in absolutely massive numbers

What's interesting is I went onto the few HoloJP channels that were live currently, and their likes/live views ratios were very much around 0.5 - 1. (Pekora even has a ratio of around 0.30 right now). So it definitely seems like the problem is affecting HoloEN more than JP.

>>1518052
I love her/10

>>1518125
Kino

>>1518115
You know the ogeys broke containment right?

>>1518090
They will never give a fuck if you don't get them into it
Does any of them like music? Reccomend them some AZKi songs, Kizuna Ai even so they get into the medium
Do they like Japanese humor? Give them anime episodes
Shit like this you idiot

>>1518107
>>1518057
jesas

>>1518056
Hey, me too!

just checking to see what >>1500000 was, here have a Watamelon as a gift

>>1518131
>No idea why.
The voice.

>>1518106
heeeeeyyyyy friennndddddd

>>1518107
But why? Why would someone do such a thing?

>>1518145
LETS GOOOOOOO

>>1518150
anon, i don't think there's anyone left who seriously believes that holoEN's live viewer counts aren't severely defective.

>>1518057
The absolute state of Calligulakeks

>>1518057
>all that effort
>the thread was still usable
dude's getting sloppy

>>1518112
We need to make a new unity, without Kiara.

https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1370980289984405504?s=20

>>1518052
10/10 gura cute

>>1518100
hey, i already look like that!

>>1518142
Anon unless you're working on yourself, even if you met a girl like one of the holos IRL she probably wouldn't date you. Make sure you're doing your reps.

https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1370980289984405504?s=20

Yall ready to eat some Wataburger? She got a permit to set up shop in the INDog wet market.

Who hummed Cornifer's theme better, Friend or Ina

>>1518061
Okay here's your dose
https://youtu.be/4W2Ulbis_SE?t=2058
Here's some extra stuff if that didn't do the trick
https://streamable.com/gsljfh
https://streamable.com/7wiay4
https://files.catbox.moe/ktjfz2.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/8x5l7a.mp3
https://youtu.be/m9DiiGVyL3U
Now go do something

>>1518057
i never get tired of reading all his posts when someone mass replies to them, next level schizo

>>1518057
Oh no no no Calligulacucks...

>>1518125
Superchat reading/chat.

She had to restart the previous stream because her PC crashed in a weird way that froze everything, but still allowed her to talk to us for like 20 minutes, hence the trapped in void joke.

>>1518160
Based Mel getting it, well deserved

She's a sweetheart and wow her reps are really showing

>>1518145
LET'S FUCKING IKUZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>1518180
Time to show these indogs what real food is.

>so anon, what do you do, what are you hobbies?
How do you respond
I browse this board 14 hrs per day and watch holos, nothing else

>>1518057
what a pitiful existence, I didn't even realize that faggot was still around, people need to work on their mental filters and avoid replying to him, just let the faggot reply to himself until they eventually ban him for the 20th time this week

>>1518111
He "was" male

>>1518101
I miss the days when it was acceptable to have a favorable opinion of Pekora in this general

>>1518057
Do Calligulaniggers really?

>>1518202
It's time to get some hobbies anon...

>>1518049
>kiara is very upbeat, shines positivity around her and is a pleasure to listen to!
kek, yeah right.

>Went the whole sc reading without mentioning feet
Guys......this isn't gura

>>1518081
We were never dead to begin with

>>1518150
n-no man EN is reclining shut up

>>1518205
HE still is

So, did you buy it?

I ended up buying Ame's but might just wait for the plushies

Food's almost ready Anon.

>>1518081
Reminder that people were doomposting when Gura posted the schedule.

>>1518108
I'll never get why they listen to antis

>>1518173
The question is why? Wtf causes English viewers' views to not be counted? I seriously don't understand how Youtube's system is able to turn organic viewership from all across the world into false positives for a bot.

>>1518049
wth do people here even really have against ayame. also, based.

>>1518150
i think one of the big things is that the EN girls channels are located in japan but all the viewers are from overseas and for some reason its flagged as bot watchers or something like that

>>1518092
anon love

>>1518090
If your friends make fun of you for your interesrs then you should really reconsider who you spend time with

Is FBK better than Ina at Hollow Knight?

>>1518145
lmao what a fag, he won't

>>1518217
>TOE-hoe
thats your feet mention

>>1518225
of course

>>1518134
>didn't include THAT sound puzzle
Motherfucker that puzzle made me angry. Why the fuck would you make a music maze puzzle where the sound gets louder if you head to a certain direction BUT DOESN'T FUCKING LEAD YOU TO THE MOTHERFUCKER DESTINATION!!?? this game is absolute dogshit except for the easter eggs that resulted in the oven whore meme.

Will I be okay if I put a lower income on my taxes to avoid having to pay back the free handout from the government? I got refunded 500 dollars and donated 100 today, but I'm kinda nervous they'll catch me.

>4 hours of cute and entertaining stream today
>540k total views
>68k likes across both streams

Yeah, I'm thinking it's time to numberfag. Now you're free to cope about muh live views.

>>1518217
She mentioned smells more than enough to make up for it.

>>1518180
>>1518186

>>1518217
She got it out of her system talking about the hot sand during her debut rewatch. That, or it was a trait lost in the void.

>>1518238
Friends rag on each other all the time though, at least that's all I've experienced with friends.

>>1518189
That's the stuff
I'm still gonna miss Ame...

>>1518057
>I share a thread with these "people"

>>1518216
yeah! she may not be my favorite EN but she really is a very bright person, and is great at making her more introverted genmates come out of their shell.
t. chumbud

Can I please have some (You)'s?

>>1518228
Remember that one faggot who said this will be a short stream? Fucking lol

>>1518108
translation from DeepL-kun
>Anti: You say it's on purpose to make the stream more exciting with gambling, but the feeling of taking out your anger on monsters and people is disgusting and should be stopped. If it's on purpose, don't forget that there are people who don't like that unique gambling passion. Also, "Serves you right!" is indeed terrible.

>Korone: I'm sorry for making you feel uncomfortable with my language. I was having too much fun and didn't consider the feelings of the listeners. I think it was because I was having so much fun that I got carried away and didn't think about the feelings of the listeners.
I want to be careful next time. But thank you for watching the video!

To be honest Korone does have a habit of being vulgar with her language in her streams, I think the anti here had more of a problem with that than her gambling.

>>1518227
Put it on a plate.

>>1518138
I give some of them shit for their taste in games (they do the same to me), especially the ones who like MOBAs. They'd use Hololive against me without a second thought.

>looking through streams I missed
>Azki had a full ENG stream

Was it... good? Is Azki pretty smart?

>1518262
You forgot you Jahy picture, no (You) for (You)

what does the "chi" mean in "mikochi"

>>1518113
Right here Ayamefriend!
Watching Aqua play Apex while playing Apex while I wait for Towa to stream Apex!

>Turn on Friend's stream
>She finds a grub and makes the noises
>Keep stream open

>>1518225
i bought the full set, i might buy all the plushies but wtf am I gonna do with 5 more plushies? i dont have like an anime display or anything like that so there gonna be like the only decoration in my room...

>>1518251
Fucking with the IRS is not recommended, but donations are something you can write off. I would consult a tax professional if you are unsure.

>>1518262
(You)

>>1518225
I might give into the temptation of buying a takodachi, but I'm trying to save my money until I decide whether or not I buy a drawing tablet

>>1518057
At least I'm not that guy

>>1518240
She seems somewhat better at pogoing at least I still couldn't catch up on the 2nd VOD so I can't give a good measure

>>1518225
Waiting to see if plushies come soom so I can save on shipping, otherwise ordering the keychain and Gura stand.

>>1518113
Right here!

>>1518232
it's an old ritualpost from when some people actualy seriously hated ayame for no real reason other than made up narratives

>>1518203
Newfags will ALWAYS reply to bait. I do too sometimes because its fun to see what the response will be.

>>1518098
If you want a serious answer, it's because smug images of her are used to shitpost. It happened with Ayame, it happened with Pekora, and now its Watame's turn. At least until melonposting gets old and people move onto the next exploitable.

>>1518262
ogey

>>1518225
Only the keychain. I wasn't expecting that much merch, and spent the rest of what I could budget for the week on a pair of new shoes earlier in the day.

>>1518240
Pretty sure she beat the mantis lords in fewer tries at least

>Watame is aggressively expanding her fast food business
KFP, you are next

>>1518265
korosan's sukeban was leaking?

>>1518179
Seethe!

>>1518071
APEX PREDATOR

fatcat sex...

>>1518262

>>1518150
Kind of interesting and it really goes against what you'd expect. People usually aren't engaged enough to bother hitting like/dislike so unless a stream is very long and has people joining and leaving frequently, there's no way you're going to have many more people engaged with the like/dislike system than passive live viewers.
Youtube AI pretty transparently fucking with the numbers for some reason, possibly because it considers a large number of real viewers as bots or some other unknown reason. I doubt some random Youtube pajeet will ever fix it though.

THEY ARE

>>1518202
I watch streamers on youtube, and after i'm done discussing them with the local schizophrenics, I go on 4chan's alternative hentai discussion board.

>>1518057
>People think he's a calligula shipper
what you guys need to understand is that he thrives off of trying to bait people with tribalistic bullshit, he doesnt care about ships and will switch up the bait if it isnt effective enough for his attention whoring

>>1518262
Sure!

>>1518257
If your friends rag on you that's fine. If they rag on you so bad that telling them about your hobbies (even if they're weird) gives you severe anxiety, they might not really be your friends.

>>1518058
I love Ina too! I'm still glad she's the reason why the girls got new BGM.

FBK is streaming Hollow Knight everyone!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdVTgyyR5Hk
She has active translators, makes cute noise and is very comfy!
Her grub mimicry is worse than Ina's desu

>>1518264
But s-s-she didn't do a Terraria gura-illa she lied about sleeping, she hates hololive and her fans graduation soon!!

>>1518278
i actually just realized I havent sat down and watched a FBK stream in a while
i just tuned in, shes still really cute
I should watch her more often, i swear I used to

>>1518100
Doxxed is not cool dude
How I can go outside without someone recognize me now?

>>1518057
He's not wrong about making the thread livelier.

>>1518265
>the feeling of taking out your anger on monsters
so this was an act of crazed eco-cyber-terrorism

>>1518313
INTERLINKED

>>1518267
God I love Mori's ass

>>1518098
I wonder why

>>1518081
What we really learned this stream is that Gura is so much less cute than she used to be.
I didn't notice it much before but now it's time to cancel my subscription.

>>1518295
>now its Watame's turn
>now
rumao rumao

>>1518262
ogey

>>1518090
What you do in that case is you start unashamedly talking about it every single time they bring it up.
Inundate them with holo shit until they realize a single mention is going to set you off. Then they'll stop, but don't stop punishing them. One errant comment even about not mentioning them, and for the rest of the day you go "hey you reminded me, you see that cat over there? There's this vtuber called Okayu..." Then the group will try to memoryhole it.
That or they go and look for it themselves because your verbal diarrhea has infected their brains.

>>1518300
she should stay in her local state, just like the real Whataburger

>>1518315
>expecting Gurameniggers to not act like tribalistic faggots

>>1518131
Her character is a debuff, being a baby means you can't do GFE or have sexual fantasies or draw lewd art. But everything about her is still cute, and she's one of the funniest holos.

>>1518334
BARRACUDA HATE

>>1518202
I read a lot of trashy fantasy books, and recently finally got around to moving our table top game fully online

>>1518300
Wata-burger can be the Burger King to Kiara's Popeyes Fried Chicken and Ina's Tim Horton's.
Three Fast Food giants, all operating together under one company, to conquer the world itself!

>>1518265
>To be honest Korone does have a habit of being vulgar with her language in her streams, I think the anti here had more of a problem with that than her gambling.

Well, fuck, just don't watch it? She is like that since literally forever. Also the account has 0 everything, might as well be a chink.

>>1518323
>graduation
this will unironically happen though, she couldn't even give a good excuse as to why she reacted to her debut so early

>>1518265
What a faggot. Honestly I don't think she should even entertain those types of people.

Guys? Am I mistaken?
https://youtu.be/Jpeu86Cg5-U?t=8541
>>1036808

>>1518124
I think animation quality depends on the Hololive short to be sure, but I always got the idea that their particular scenarios and punchlines are outlined and directed to be similar to manga panels. A swift assault of 'structured' chaos and absurdity to keep you laughing, while poignant enough in bursts to get a punchline across.
I just feel like the only thing I gleaned from this Niji clip was "Cute girl is hungry, other cute girl is useless, and cute small thing is really something 'scary' but not that mean in the end." There was no joke besides poor misdirection, sacrificing a fruit tart for your own eyeballs, and buying billions of yen worth of ice cream to compensate, which she presumably has since no one batted an eye at her remark.
The whole thing is just incredibly bizarre, so it feels like a cheap knockoff, when in reality I'm sure it wasn't.

>>1518317
This. If you're actually that ashamed of telling your friends about something like this they aren't very good friends. I tell my roommates, and they make fun of me, but in the casual ribbing someone way we all do to each other about all kinds of things where we aren't really serious.

>>1518225
Of course anon. I want Ame to have her friends with her. The acrylics are pretty shit merch, but it should work out once they sell other EN merch to display together with them.
I was going to wait until the end to bundle shipping with the plushies, but I forgot to buy the JP gen 3 plushies and decided to get them ordered now.

>>1518057
People like this make me question why we don't have longer bans, at least for repeat offenders

Ignorant fools. He was just the start. There is a greater force behind everything.

>>1518058
I love Ina too!

>>1518229
Because antis start making noise with other antis and create a shitstorm and corporate has to step in. Most of the holos want to avoid that.

>>1518156
I think I can potentially convert two of them, but I doubt the rest of my friends would care, even if they do like anime.

>>1518271
Azki a cute, go watch the vod.

>>1518315
Pretty sure he lives for the (You)s.

>>1518326
I'd prefer slow, dead threads with discussion over tribalistic malicious shitflinging.

>>1518338
In hlgg of course, don't think she's been shit on before this here.

>>1518313
depressed

>>1518313
I wanna NTR Gura while Watson is busy moving into her new place.

Can someone give me a QRD on what friend has done so far? It's been ages since I watched her, I forgot how cute she was.

>>1518265
>Listening to language police
Hololive will be family friendly content only within a year.

>>1518334
I've missed ironic barracuda-posting.

>>1518352
GURA FEET UHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>1518350
t.chumbud

>>1518350
does she need an excuse?

>>1518350
She just wanted to? Not sure why this is such a hard concept to grasp. Could also be because people in chat kept asking her about it.

>>1518202
I am listening to music by somewhat obscure artists on youtube, I can neither read the titles of songs or names of artists but I still enjoy it!

>>1518300
So that’s why they’re collabing next week..!?

Will Noel visit Gura's stream tomorrow?

>>1518234
This seems like something an anon can test with their own channel. That's be interesting to see.

>>1518350
Because she felt like it is a perfectly fine excuse. Kanata did it 3 months into her Hololive career, there is no set standard and nobody except absolute autists care about this shit.

>>1518267
>>1518330
Can't fucking wait for 3D and she'll have the ability to bend over.

>>1518331
>>1518338
>>1518340
I swear, we got a new crop of sheepposters recently or something? They've been acting strange ever since the /hlg/ yab.
Does this have to do with the rituals our Melon people have been doing?

>>1518352
SHE'S

>>1518262

>>1518359
He's not retarded enough to give meidos an excuse to perma him yet.

>>1518334
'ATE BARRACUDAS
LOVE ME SHORK
LOVE ME BORGAR
SIMPLE AS

>>1518330
>>1518267
Her top half is nice too Anons.

>>1518374
Beat Mantis Lords, explored around a bunch. She got the dream nail before getting a single nail upgrade, and before entering the fungal wastes.

>>1518145
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

She is pregnant.

>>1518352
I like copying Gura when she says she does things and I know I'm not the only one.

>>1518208
I think Pekora's ogey. Console-wars style numberfags ruin everything, what else is new.
However, that one nousagi who gave his analysis on her unironically turned me off from her since he made her sound kinda unhinged.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNQ99CihGxg
Don't forget to join Sora-chan as she cooks wonderful meals in Cooking Simulator.

>>1518108
>>1518265
Just take a look at the other tweets.
It's WinterLeaf all over again.

>>1518404
Yes, with me.

https://files.catbox.moe/st2gkb.mp4

>>1518231
my theory is that google has been experiencing an ongoing serious performance incident in their distributed message queues, and that north american data centers are hit the hardest. my theory is that there is no "spam viewer" code at all and that it's just a lie. the difference between EN and JP is not in the location of the channel; it's in the location of the audiences.

counting concurrent viewers has nothing to do with the location where the stream originates. it's a problem of collecting data from the audiences. the fact that there is *some* north american audience for holoJP is why they've been affected somewhat; the fact that there is *so much* audience for holoEN in north america is why they've been hit harder; and, the fact that, despite the NA bias, holoEN's audience is more geographically diverse than other kinds of channels is why they are an outlier who is hit the hardest.

something else i argue is that there are other things that should be affected by degraded performance in message queues. we should see dropped chat messages, and we should see the severity of it roughly track the viewer count impact. we see that. we should also see subscriber counts flap bizarrely as the count crosses reporting interval thresholds (i.e., from 999,999 to 1,000,000)... and we see that.

the other anon's independent testing agrees completely with a theory that viewers just aren't being counter correctly, even when conditions are ideal: no browser extensions, no ad blocking, youtube premium active, tab focused, sound on. for all the theories that actually rely on some kind of actual "spam viewer" implementation, there is evidence to cast doubt on it. i simply don't think there is any "spam viewer" filtering at all. their shit is broken and they are lying.

>>1518387
She visited Ina's, and I think the only time they've interacted before that was with Ina's Noel + Flare drawing. She'll definitely show up to Gura's considering how much she wants to fuck her.

>>1518399
I appreciate all of Mori.

>>1518347
So the chinks are conspiring to lower the mood of each holo member so they will get demotivated for the amoogus collab?

>>1518407
You're going to eat dog food?

>>1518113
right here, ayamefriend!

>>1518250
I think the worst part is outside of these threads I've only seen positive reception to that game comparing it to early Amnesia.

>>1518208
I think Pekora's ogey.
I just don't like DQ that much.

>>1518412
Anon baby...

>>1518366
Once you convert a few peer pressure will start converting more of them
The stragglers can be converted by sword like Christians did in the good old times

>>1518387
She visited Ina's 7am JST duo stream, so there's a pretty good chance

>>1518352
Gura watches on her phone. We know because she accidentally called emergency services that one time.

>No supa sunday
Today is not going to be a good day

Imagine Gura finally getting to go to japan.

Living in complete silence, no people and animals for years, suddenly surrounded by dozens of people who want to talk to you, then getting smothered in Noel's tits.

>>1518423
you joke but it is a real thing in the real world lmao

>>1518416
Fucking stop it anon. I still need to get past at least one more day for my dose of Ame, and I don't need this shit right now

>>1518057
Jesus christ deadbeats come get your mans.

>>1518341
I'm not gonna do that shit, man... One of my friends pretty much did the same with Jojo to the rest of our group, and I hate it because I actually like Jojo and I cannot talk about it anymore with them.

FBK's よいしょ... home...

Would a Dentist VTuber work Anons?

AHEM
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE

Mori has an amazing guh and her bread raps are great!
Kiara is a pleassure to listen to! Maybe a little too pleasureable, but just remember, KFP is one big family!
Ina has to make a pun or add a new girl to her /u/ harem every 26.1264 seconds or else she will literally die. She's also good at art too.
Gura is really cute and funny! So much so that her fans constantly scream in joy whenever she streams!
Watson is hard working and entertaining. Well, according to the people that constantly knock down their chairs at least.
Haachama is energetic and always has something new to surprise us with! She can also be lewd at times, but that's why she's so endearing!
Sora may not be fluent in English, but she's working hard on her eigo reps! Both you and I know she's going to make it because of her diligence!
Nene.

They're all great and trying their best! It's not a war between them and you should be happy for all of the Hololive members.

Frick tribalistfags.
Frick falseflaggers.
Frick doxposters.
Frick /qa/.
Frick /hlg/.

>>1518108
>Responds to a literal 0 anything new account that seems to be obessed with her

Cmon doggo dont be this dumb.

>>1518317
It's more like a "i don't want you to know about this thing because I know you'll inject your stupid shit into it". One of my friends found out about hololive for example and he doesn't shut the fuck up about it, and he's the type to laugh at the same 5 terrible reddit tier jokes and this type of thing is exactly why I didn't bother talking to him about it. He's an okay guy but that type of shit is annoying. Of course, I'll make fun of him for this and he'll jab at me for other things too but Jesus Christ it's annoying. Just an example I can give for not showing your hobbies to friends.

Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The EN anniversary was almost unwatchable.
When so many members collab, then you really need games where people take turns so NOT EVERYBODY TALKS AT THE SAME TIME ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
The amount of them talking over each other was horrible. Nobody enjoys listening to that mess.
Either play turn based games where the action is split up so not everybody always has to say what they're doing at the same time, or play a game where you mute each other (although that's less fun in an anniversary collab like this) OR fucking be more disciplined and everybody just talk less in general because there are 5 times as many people who want to say stuff than usual.

>>1518444
And then having your poor fragile shark body Flare-handled so that you then have to spend the rest of your trip explaining why you have bruises on your thighs and breasts.

>>1518439
>teamates' week won't end with Good Day
I feel bad for you, bros

>>1518423
God knows what the bugs are trying to hatch for their little war, that tweet certainly does sound weird enough to be just one of their shits

>>1518352
Out of all possibilities with that picture, having Gura own and use a CLEAN Thinkpad ranks the lowest.

JESAS

>>1518458
Now post the worms tribute one

>>1518401
Wait you can get the dream nail without desolate dive?

This should make that Watamage think twice before trying anything funny in this thread.

>>1518459
nene...

>>1518419
these are after all the people who repaint the superchat background color 60 times a second, just to waste incredible amounts of CPU even on their own browser. Google isn't good at software. Google isn't good at anything.

>>1518303
When will the other ENs get outfits that expose their tummies

>>1518392
I don't like to get involved in the politics of sheepposters, but i will go out of my way to remind them just this once.

https://twitter.com/amsrntk3/status/1370691416154775558?s=20
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>1518425
Already have eaten dog food.

>>1518163
Why else? He craves the (You)s, of course.

>>1518439
Just remember, she found a place, and was very happy about that and her mobile stream setup working.

It's at least nice to know that Ame is really happy.

>>1518482
to be fair, that's surely a completely different team. in this case, they probably made a simple and ruthless calculation about the revenue impact of fixing viewer counts and decided it wasn't worth anything.

>>1518468
>When so many members collab, then you really need games where people take turns so NOT EVERYBODY TALKS AT THE SAME TIME ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
Still no where near as bad as the JP amongus collabs.

https://twitter.com/nekomataokayu/status/1370981975104704512

>>1518472
You're right, needs more mold on both the laptop and the walls.

ALL TEAMATES STAND FOR UNITY,
ANY TEAMATE WHO DOESN'T APPRECIATE ALL THE GIRLS IS NOT A REAL TEAMATE
AME IS A UNITYCHAD, REAL TEAMATES ARE UNITYCHADS TOO
LOVE MORI
LOVE AME
LOVE KIARA
LOVE INA
LOVE GURA
LOVE DEADBEATS
LOVE TEAMATES
LOVE TAKOS
LOVE KFP
LOVE CHUMBUDS
EVEN STILL YOU DONT NEED TO LOVE EVERYONE TO BE UNITY
ALL IT TAKES IS TO NOT ENGAGE IN FALSEFLAGGING AND BAITPOSTING, COMPARING FANBASES AND GIRLS
ITS SAD TO COMPARE
HATE ANON

>>1518265
Korone...

>>1518459
based

>>1518468
Best En collab was the drawing stream, and they talked over each other the whole time.

>>1518459
Based?

>>1518225
Can you bought more than one per-unique item??
If yes I believe there's a Taiwanese schizo out there who will bought them on bulk.

>>1518468
the problem with the Don't Starve collabs isn't the game. Other youtubers have had similar collabs without the issues. The problem is that they go right into the collab without playing the game solo for a while, so instead of going about things in a businesslike manner they're getting stomped by basic mechanics and talking about every little thing.

>>1518477
Ye. Desolate dive is used to go deeper busting into one of the tomb things, but you can get the dream nail without even having wall-jump. It's a dead end though and the stag-station is free because you'd be trapped down there otherwise.

>>1518483
As soon as I let Coco play with them.

>>1518469
Flare's kinda autistic I feel like she'd get nervous around a foreigner

>>1518490
I'm glad it seems to be meeting Ame's standards well enough for her to even invite Gura.

>>1518468
I agree, there were still some good moments but that was not a particularly good collab. Also I'm sad that they've only ever tried DST with 5 people so that no one actually learns the game because it's too overwhelming and chaotic. Wish we could get some 2 or 3 person collabs where Ame properly teaches them the basics from the beginning, and they can play for more than an hour because it takes a few hours to get good.

>>1518468
t. deadbeat

>>1518439
You guys should start your own booba bot for emergency times like these

>>1518057
Deadbeats need another purge, holy shit.

>>1518470
I'll patienly wait for the next good day

*casts a spell to make your oshi shit herself in public causing her to have a breakdown in embarrassment *

>>1518408
Link? Sounds like an interesting read.
I doubt anything can put me off enjoying our Peck-O.

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1370984976779509760

gura is not tired out from chatting with her audience for two and a half hours, but energized by it. this is SUCH a positive sign!

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1370984976779509760

>>1518468
why are chumbuds like this

>>1518486
I fucking love Gura's mama so much.

AME PLEASE TAKE NOTE

>>1518530
Watamage! Look out!
>>1518479

>>1518530
*casts a spell that makes me love Mori so much she becomes my new oshi just before your spell can take effect*

Thread is literally turning into a hugbox jeezas

>>1518531
Archive reps the runnycunny filename, should lead you to his posts.

>>1518530
You got weird fetishes, Watamage.

>>1518535
>>1518536
>>1518539
She's gonna masturbate

>>1518535
>>1518536
>>1518539
Gura please teach Ame how to get this much energy too...

Ano SAA
*Pushes into a full squad alone*
Chotto SAA
*Ninja loots every kill*
Kimi SAA
*Ditches team though portal*
Nanka SAA
*Chokes during the final circle*
Tabun SAA
*Tilts after avoidable loss*
Maji de SAA
*Has asperger fit*
SLUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPP

>>1518530
There's a reason watamage posts don't get as many (You)s anymore. You're getting sloppy. At least post something funny, you amateur.

>>1518549
fuck off fag

>>1518549
would you like a hug too?

>>1518549
>don't falseflag or shittalk any of the girls because your oshi, whoever she is, wouldn't want that
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HUGBOX

No Supa Sunday bros... how do I cope?

>>1518535
I'm so proud of this shark...

>>1518535
>chair
>ate
>slept
Not surprising! She's going to stare at the ceiling for hours wishing she was streaming Terraria.

>>1518509
>*Cue the final boss music*

SORA COOKING STREAM
SOMEDAY IS SUNDAY SO GET IN THERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNQ99CihGxg

https://twitter.com/amsrntk3/status/1370983408088715264
Discuss...

>>1518539
GURA I HAVE DISCORD ON MOBILE

LOG ON REAL QUICK

I wonder with Daylight savings happening in the States(and maybe elsewhere) tonight if anyone will be late tomorrow.
Probably not since they all use phones for alarms that auto-change but if they use their internal clocks might cause some shinanagens

>>1518549
hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door, the vshojo thread is two blocks down

>>1518558
Well yeah going to sleep usually means rubbing one out, looking at a couple of videos and then actually going to bed.

>Peko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thKIMvIm2_4
>Luna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97zni8O2UfY
>Korone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yAxx9uPgkg
>FBK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdVTgyyR5Hk
>Noel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksVnH4aubdQ
>Kanata
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDXc5ZyFHNI
>Subaru
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrIDw5iR2x0
>Sora
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNQ99CihGxg
>zombie 2hr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv0IaXROkMc
>Towa x Nose 2hr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C11RPqj7lAU
>Rushia 2hr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lLH_bVTE-0

>>1518412
>shitposting from inside the womb

I thought I'd just quickly check this Luna stream out but listening to her bake is surprisingly comfy. Also cute how she occasionally responds to English comments in broken English.

>>1518549
Anon I appreciate your attempt to replicate Sinfag but you're gonna have to accept that you'll never reach the level of Sinfag's (You)s with such shit bait.

>>1518530
>>1518479
lol see ya

>>1518564
*casts a spell to make you not suck so much dick*

>>1518549
not your hugbox faggot

>>1518530

>>1518543
ya boi knew this day would come

>>1518112
>>1518179
Remember that image was originally made as an Anti-mori image

>>1518496
Based

>>1518578
>>1518509
Will she ever be stopped?

>sora: sunday cooking!
chammers...

>>1518570
>>1518470
>>1518439
You watch Gura's stream with a guilty free conscience for once.

remember walfiee?

>>1518100
I'M IN

https://twitter.com/MochizukiMochi_/status/1370985237610557440?s=20

>>1518569
>>don't falseflag or shittalk any of the girls because your oshi, whoever she is, wouldn't want that
>>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HUGBOX
Anon trying to prevent shit-talking by using a moral appeal in a 4channel thread quite literally is trying to turn it into a hugbox. Not even the original anon but come on.

>>1518586
That's rad migo

>>1518535
>>1518536
>>1518539
She is growing stronger

>>1518610
Only the dick can stop her

Do girls orgasm when they play dead by daylight?

>>1518501
Best EN collab is still the tunnel digging one

>>1518549
NOOO YOU'RE BEING TOO POSITIVE BRING OUT THE SHITPOSTS THE NEGATIVE NUMBERFAGGING WHERE'S THE DOX AAAAAAAA I DON'T FEEL AT HOME UNLESS EVERYONE IS A MISERABLE FAGGOT LIKE ME

God, Sora's swaying is amazingly cute
Doubly so once you know the reason why she's swaying

>>1518537
t. deadbeat

>>1518058
H-hey.. m-me too!!!

>>1518583
Nacho mama... Gawr Gurnyan onegai...

>>1518570
Just fap a lot tomorrow.

If it helps, Noel's going to flirt with Gura tomorrow, so just imagine her colossal milk tanks rubbing all over Gura's flat tiny surface.

Did dancho learn ki yet?

>>1518583
>>1518538
>>1518486
What's there to discuss. Nacho is a mama Gura has to hide from her lover because they're in danger.

>>1518208
Why would you have a favorable opinion of a fake bitch who also happens to be whore?

>>1518549
Shut up and hug me cunt

>>1518589
kek, it's been years since I watched this

>>1518612
TuT

>>1518626
Girls don't orgasm at all. It's mostly just a charade to make guys feel better

>>1518644
i mean, peopel like kiara so you tell me

>>1518610
>hard to fault motive
>actively wants to kill Cover's growth in the west because she's a lazy cunt
Yeah, real fucking hard to fault.

DAISENPAI IS ON AND COOKING. PLEASE SHUT UP AND THANK YOU. HAVE A NICE DAY

>>1518628
Yes, because Amelia suffered.

someone needs to do a compilation of Ina and FBK doing the friend noises from Hollow Knight

>>1518619
My oshi's desires are a morality now. Fucking awesome.

>>1518387
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think she said she was going to watch

>>1518613
anon?

>JWU
>Check Ame's channel, no new videos
>Check Ame's twitter, old schedule still up
>Remembered Ame made a tentative schedule on community posts, check that
>Confirmed no stream this weekend
>I've watched all her videos, so there's no archive reps to do
>Body starts to get itchy
>Throat is getting parched
>Dick starts twitching
Bros, when is Ame going to stream again? I really don't want to drink my own cum here...