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ENDS TOMORROW

KIKI LOVE
CHAMPYON LOVE
KIKI CHAMP LOVE

kiki is a classic narcissist that loves to shit on others who suffers from narcissistic injury whenever her mental view of herself comes in to conflict with reality, at which point she gets extremely depressed
she will insult you while crying about being insulted, she will lie to you while getting mad at your lies, and she WILL cheat on you despite saying cheating is the worst thing possible

Love Kiki, simple as

KIKI LOEV KIKI EOVL

>>15154465
Man, I love my wife. The fact that she loves us so much always warms my heart. And the fact that she's so faithful. I could have never found a better wife. I'm happy I'm married to kiki

https://voca.ro/1f2VYlHhjTnp

>>15154465
This is too accurate

>>15154566
https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1474095883415433224
i love my wifes tweets too anon!
isn't she the best?

>>15154582
Ahhhh she's so cute.

>>15154582
It's not reddit if it's nostalgic

>>15154582
Does it count as a troll if I'm trolling him with love? I mean i didn't even write that i copied it off the last thread. I've also done this to the trolls last time

>>15154647
better to just let them talk to themselves anon

>>15154582
Hey kiki, thought you were going to sleep.
You naughty rabbit tske a nap

>>15154703
Aight, i was just doing what i did last time, i got a kick out of them trying to trigger me and i was just like lol love, but fine I'll let them burn themselves out

Kiki Love!

Kiki love
Tranny hate!

Kiki love!

Arghhh I hate Kiki guys she existed and that makes me mad :( grrrr!!

>>15154832
>>15154894
Grr so true!

>>15154582
I don't know what it is but i just love that picture

>>15154917
when someone made an anonymous post claiming to be in a secret group with kiki with no evidence >:( grrrr I cant believe its all true.
i will use this evidence as proof against her!!!

I've developed a habit since finding kiki. I listen to her vods and urinate in my diaper as I drift to sleep. It's so cozy and really warm my soul. Kiki Love!

Kiki sounds fat

>>15154641
gosh, the memories...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NNMHxqJp6A

>>15154992
>>15154465
>>15154832

you seem to have a lot in common with these absolute gems, you can pee in your pampers together xd

>>15154979
Grrr so right sister! Let's fight the power together

>>15154979
I hate to tell you this, but it is true. You don't have to take my word for it, I don't give a fuck.

>>15155052
source: my ass
go back to /trash/ onegai
grrr

>>15155084
You have to catch us first ;)

At this point it feels like the bait posters should just be treated as special needs children because they keep repeating the same things.

>>15155125
its kind of funny
they genuinely don't have anything so they have to spew the same stuff

they'll get bored soon

>All this cope trying to refute the possibility that it's actually true

I love my wife Kiki! Mwah mwah mwah :-*

>>15155169
please stop samefagging, even if it was it just shows her dedication to her champyons. it isn't that deep sister, what do you achieve?

>>15155125
This counts as a (You)

Champyons, remember the mantra!
>Every critical post is bait
>Every post I don't like is samefag
>Every person I disagree with is Annie

>>15155151
well they would if people would just stop responding. seems its still hard for some.

>literally reading the bingo chart

>>15155259
They've been here for months posting this shit, they're just retarded, at least we can have fun with it. They're not even managing to troll at this point, nobody is getting mad, everyone is just laughing at them.

Imagine you're walking down the street, you beautiful lolibaba bunny wife beside you. You both get in front of a mall and you get a feeling. Yiu grab Kiki's hand and rush inside. "Where are we going Anon?" She asks confused. You stay quiet. You know where you're going you've been dreaming of this moment for awhile. You lead her to a glass counter pushing against it. You nervously look around. There is so many people. An employee walks up to the counter, now your chance. You wrap your hands around kiki's waist and move her in front of you....."A-Anon?" She asks nervously. You gulp.

"I'm here to pick up the package ment for a Mr. and Mrs. Pyon." You say in a quickened breath. The clerk smiles and nods. After a few seconds he comes back with a small box. You open it in front of kiki. There's two rings inside gold with matching carrot symbols. "I wanted to buy you better wedding rings than the ones i gave tou first." Tears of joy run down her face.

"Champyon." She cries as she leaps into your arms.

"Merry Christmas Kiki, I love you."
"I love you too. And Merry Christmas." You two kiss embracing each other in the holiday spirit

Hi guise.

>>15155343
so cute!!! aaaa

>>15155433
post dic pic

>>15155343
we need more of these comfy posts, they make me so happy

gotta hand it to you cuckyons, i can respect going down with the ship

>>15155461
>>15155543
I've been meaning to make more of them since I suck at horny posting. But i just didn't know if people would like them since my writing skill isnt to great

>>15155518

eating the rest of the bread for OP

>>15155578
You will never understand the bond between husband and wife. You are seething over love.

>>15155518

>>15155578
>cuckpyon
It's actually quite funny though, I was thinking about putting it in the bingo chart but since it hasn't been mentioned for a while I let it slide.

>>15155673
nah im just bored at work and figured id taunt yall a bit, have a good one.

>>15155623
nice dick bro, I'm not even mad to get cucked by that

>>15155543
Yeah, i honestly love the comfy posts way more than the horny posts. But maybe I'm just a sucker for wholesome lovey dovey stuff

>>15155717
You wanna get cucked that had huh? Step in the ring kyuck, let’s see who gets a good dicking

>>15155031
Fuck yeah, I found that channel again:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUGqafyeTdY

>>15155785
sorry im only interested in watching virial fuck my wife

>>15155614
Give it a shot anon, even if the writing isn't perfect sometimes just having the story is nice.

>>15156007
I just can't stop winning.

>>15156037
Yeah. I'll start making more then. Comfy Posts. I'll just have to make a list of scenarios first

>>15156129
These could be nice
>theme park date
>beach date
>a night in
>cuddles in bed
>trip to the zoo
Etc

>>15155031
If you really want to nostalgia hard the page with all the flash videos moot collected is still up https://www.4chan.org/flash

Thank you meidos

kek sea of red

>>15156271
Yeah, later today when i have time I'll start writing some more.

>>15156392
Nice, thanks. This channel has most of those, maybe all, but I'll double check.

I love you meidos

>waaaah any criticism of kiki needs to be censored
kiki and her cultists dickriding jannies is doing more to filter me than the bait

>>15157395
Don't you know Kiki loves to suck up to those who have power? It's why most of her donos come from a handful of men.

>>15157395
Your sarcasm reps...

>>15157395
It’s jork baka

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1474134745248251916

Wow, champyons are a thin-skinned bunch

>>15158064
It's okay. Take your time. Love you.
Mwah

>>15158064
Of course, prioritize the event streams over the gaming streams. Those can always be rescheduled. Love my hard working wife, mwah <3

>>15158064
Alright Kiki, get your sleep reps in. I'm excited to see you again.

>>15158171
speaking of thin skin, how did my wife's hymen feel like?

I tried to make the virgin trad wife Kiki but I think I just made it look cursed?

>>15158742
Lol, maybe just lower the top of her face and it should be better. Still pretty good!

>>15158742
holes for the ears maybe

>>15158748
I was thinking we should say she's a smart rabbit and just move on

>>15158064
I don't know what this means entirely but I hope this doesn't mean I'll have to miss the stream. I scheduled around her original timeslots...

>>15158819
Ok I'm too lazy to do anything else. Have a cursed Kiki. I'm still trying to learn and already flattened the image.

I’m out of the loop, did Kiki take a bath recently? I hope Kiki is doing hygiene reps.

>>15159218
anon.. thats somehow worse

Where do i start with this cult

>>15159691
>this cult
the door

>>15159219
I'll spoon feed you pal. Her family had to evacuate the household recently due to the smell.

>>15159770
A bloo bloo bloo ;-;

>>15159770
Oh the bingo card is missing "Cult", maybe replace one of the two "money" ones with that.

>>15159823
What in the esl is this shit..

>>15154465
>>15154832
>>15154894
>>15154917
>>15154979
>>15155046
>>15155052
>>15155084
>>15155096
>>15155125
>>15155151
>>15155207
>>15155259
>>15155324
>>15155578
>>15155673
>>15155703
>>15155714

I would like to thank the jannies for allowing me to erect this monument to /pyon/'s hurt feelings.

don't feel like writing anything anymore and just be a rabbit in peace

Kiki love! Enjoy doing your various reps champyons.

Does anyone have a favorite go to vod whenever they're feeling down or just a favorite in general?

>>15161375
The rhythm heaven ones are my favorite because of all the cute sounds she makes, and the way her model bops to the beat is just so cute.

>>15161375
Any of Kiki's ASMR's, but particularly these two. Also her recent lovey zatsu.
https://youtu.be/o0hPeadXTgE
https://youtu.be/D8WLPxH1Vww
https://youtu.be/v3_GBeYUZTI

>tfw you'll never get to help Kiki practice her eye contact reps

>>15160092
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=03162004

>>15154647
I hope you keep doing that, it's the intent, make people coopy past random stuff thinking they're being smart and overall just shitting the thread with non sense

>>15162500
I ain't clicking that

>>15155169
that what is true? pleasebe more precise?

>>15157395
not sure what you're implying
But it's true that this jannie seems really weird, maybe new, wonder what's going on...
A fellow champyon showed me in DM that a jannie directly addressed him in one point to tell him he got banned for another one, which was true. Only knowing those had the same IP could make that possible, so basically the Jannie was self-posting.
Plus https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/thread/15131310/#15136160 he was seemingly just answering some guy saying virial is dating kiki that he should say "was" as iit wasn't the case anymore
silly, but warranting a ban? sounds a bit much, I hope I don' meet similar fate.

>>15158742
>>15159218
the face is too big, because of the stykle mismatch,

89 posts and nobody is saying how much they FUCKING LOVE KIKI

>>15159691
Good idea, I'll make a write up for newfags to learn all tha went done here when they arrive

>>15163019
Yes. I LOVE YOU KIKI

>>15160318
Seems like one guy, I'm stil here.

>>15163019
I give what I receive, 1/89 of my love.

>>15154647
you were dancing in his palm doing that anon...

>>15162682
alright, "a bloo bloo bloo" is a blubbering noises. blubbering is when you're crying so hard that all you can say is shit like "a bloo bloo bloo"

FOR KIKI'S EYES ONLY
I want to hold your hand and maybe kiss you on the cheek

>>15154647
how new?

>>15162682
>doesn't know Achewood
God I fucking hate you zoomers.

>>15161375
Yeah, any of the based clips usually it's pretty effectiv and fast.

>>15163309
Same. Though Kiki is a zoomer.

>>15163250
I've read it
and I am not Kiki
MUHAHAH

>>15163309
I really wish I didn't too but they're not helping their case here.

>>15163396
Brother Kiki is 29 at the youngest and that's why she's so hot

>>15163938
You know what he meant.

>>15163938
29 year old zoomer wife

>>15162949
Jannies on vt are always incredibly odd and sporadic when you compare them to other boards, it's not just these threads. Sometimes they have the moderation quality of /gif/ and other times you'll be banned for vaugely referencing a yab from months ago.

>>15160318
I'm still here

>>15160318
Maybe I'm retarded, but what hurt feelings?

Kiki, i love you so much. You're so amazing. I'm so excited for Kikimas. I'm looking forward to everything you've prepared for it. I love my wife kiki

>>15165057
Same. I can't wait to see her and what she's making. I love Kiki.

>>15164811
Everyone in the previous threads who is like
>meidos do your job
>come on mods
>jannies please
Wah wah wah

I like Menace and Lumi, should I watch Kiki?

>>15165968
no

>>15165968
fuck off we're full

>>15166026
thank you goodbye

Kikimas is drawing ever closer now and I'm beyond excited, I haven't felt like this in years. I'm going to shower and get dressed up nice for the occasion. I'm still preparing my living room to give me the best viewing experience. Kikimas prompted me to purchase a new 77inch 4k tv which thankfully arrived today so I'm ready!
Anyone else changing anything around or doing something special for the kikimas stream?

My fellow oldfags, remember the mantra!
>Every (You) is another anon and not your schizo disillusion
>Every post I don't like is from a newfag
>Everyone in /pyon/ is mad and mass reporting, otherwise how could the meanie janitors have it out for me

You're at a fair. It's small, you never liked going to big ones the crowds would always make you feel uncomfortable. You walk around looking at all the happy couples enjoying the fair games. You look at your watch. "Where is she?" You ask under your breath. You decide maybe you should leave, but as you turn around your heart races. There she is, your wife. She knelt down by what looks to be a squirrel. You walk over to her, whe you hear her say.
"You're a squirrel." You smile. She always reminded animals what they were. You laugh out loud at the thought l that you married a disney princess. She jumps up upon hear you laugh. "Champyon!" She says with glee. She rushes towards you tackling you into a hug. You tense up in order not to fall and hug her back.
"How is my wife?" You ask.
"I'm good, I had to remind the squirrels that they're squirrels. Sorry I took so long." That last part she says with a saddened tone. "D-Do you still love me?" She asks. You can see tears starting to form in her eyes. You pull her face towards yours kissing her.
"You never have to ask that, because I'll always love you." You say wiping a tear off her cheek.
"OGEY! Can we ride a ferris wheel?" She asks excitedly. You look up at the big wheel nervous and back at her happy face. You nod, anything for your beautiful wife. You hold her hand and lead her to it. There's not many people there, because it's so late so the line is empty. You hop in the cart and extend your hand helping Kiki in as well. Theres a large man by the controls. He's beard is long and white.
"You two ready?" He asks. You both nod. He presses a button causing the wheel to spin. Kiki leans on your shoulder smiling as the wheel spins and spins. You both don't speak. The brilliant ligjt from the full moon touches your faces. You look at her. Her eyes glistening in the pale moon light. You smile and look at the moon. This is perfect you think to yourself, then you see soft snow begin to fall.
"It's snowing!" Kiki exclaims as the ride stops. You nod. It's wierd it doesn't snow here that often. But you too get ready to leave as the chilly air rolls in. Neither of you are dressed for it. Before you leave the man asks.
" You wished it would snow didn't you young man?" You look back at him. How did he know? You wonder. He laughs. " Ho Ho Ho! Have a nice Christmas you two." He cheeks are rosey red. Kiki smiles and waves.
"Thanks you too!" You walk with her out of the fair.
" That was-"
"Santa you goose." She exclaims happily. You both make to your house. You two didn't live far from the fair. "I love you." She said blushing. You smiled.
"I love you too." You says as you both shiver at the cold. You quickly pick Kiki up bridal style and carry inside. "Let's go get warm."
"Ogey." She says happily as you carry her into your house.

I don't feel as if it's as good as my other one but here's another comfy post.

Kiki... your eye contact reps. Kiki... your bath reps
ಠ_ಠ

>>15166309
I set up a Christmas tree, which I haven't done in years. Usually I don't really use my living room but that's a good point you made, I should have Kikimas up on my TV. I'll dress up nice for the occasion too. I'm really excited for it.

Kiki... I'M IN YOUR WALLS
◉_◉

(\_/)
(0.0)
(___)!

bunny

>>15166626
That was really cute and sweet anon, good job. I hope you keep writing more, I bet Kiki will love it.

>>15166626
Checkmate santa deniers

>>15155343
>>15155543

I love wholesome posts like these. The best part of pyon is its ability to go both extremities of the spectrum of horny and wholesome. Scrolling through Pyon I've found myself shedding tears from my eyes and trouser snake on numerous occasions, sometimes two minutes apart.

>>15166917
Cute rab

I want to reenact this with Kiki!!!

>127 posts
>28 IPs
dear lord what is going on in here

>>15167004
Yeah, it's nice to have a balance. I like reading both, but Christmas has put me in a more wholesome and festive mood, so I like the comfy posts more right now.

>>15167004
Yeah ive been trying to add ti the comfy today. So i made these two. The mall and fair posts. I want to contribute to the wholesome part of the community

>>15167102
Kiki impregnation!
IMPREGNATING KIKI!
IMPREGNATING KIKI WITH MY SEED!
FILLING UP KIKI WITH HUNDREDS OR RABBIT BABIES!

>>15167102
This is the designated simp thread for autist chuuba Kiki. She's really cute.

>Hours
>People are awake
Makes me think

>>15167198
If you're the guy who thought his writing skill wasn't great then you're better than you think. With a bit of practice you'll be a very good writer anon.

>>15167050
uooooooo
Kiki comes from a lineage of cunny kunoichi

>>15166626
this was a good read anon, thank you

>>15167407
Thanks. And yeah i am

Does Kiki count as an egirl? Have I donated money to an egirl? Is it over?

>>15167476
It's over the moment you post on /vt/

>>15167432
I want to see Kiki cosplay so many things and you just added another to the list.

Do you guys really consider yourselves to be in a relationship with Kiki? Do you really not watch any other chuubas?

>>15167703
Yes and yes

>>15167703
Kiki is my kami oshi. I respect the grind especially indie chuubas, but she's the only one I watch

>>15167703
Yes and yes. I love Kiki very much and don't want anyone else.

>>15166994
You mean there are people that don't believe in Santa? What has this world come to?

I. I feel like I'm getting sick of Kiki. how do i cure this? I rewatched tons of her vods, but I feel even more

I fucking love Kiki

>>15165492
>be a samefag schizo
>cry when you get deleted for shitting with off topic shit
wah wah wah, indeed

>>15167703
No and no. For a long time I took it as a joke, but it's starting to feel like she is cultivating a cult.

>>15163019
I FUCKING LOVE KIKI

>>15167703
yes and no
I still watch other, but I only deeply love Kiki

>>15167703
Yes and yes. Only kiki and kiki's love

I watch Kiki when I'm sad to cheer myself up!
>>15168830
Why would you continue to watch a streamer that you no longer enjoy? Nigga don't grit your teeth and tune in if you don't want to lmao. Kiki wants to make people happy- i'm sure she wouldn't want you to watch if you think of it as a chore lmao.

>>15168830
Too much of a good thing, it happens. Take a little break and so some reps - this time if year especially. Come back when you're ready.. we aren't going anywhere

>>15166593
REEEEEEEEEE

>>15167476
Yes. She is a girl pretending to be your wife that solicits donations from you.

>>15167703
I don't know what I consider my relationship with Kiki. I know that she makes me happy and I hope that I help make her happy too. There are other streamers that I enjoy as entertainers but Kiki is the only chuuba that I genuinely care about as a person. I'm cheering for her to reach her IRL goals and want her to continue to grow. Kiki I know you don't want to hear it, but I hope that you find someone to love you in real life (Me). Chat can't give you children and you'd be a great mother.

>>15169911
>love you in real life (Me)
She's not going to go for someone that is already cheating on her.

>>15167703
No and No. Obviously no true relationship can exist between us as there is no way to actually talk to her. It's not like if I'm having a bad day I can message Kiki and talk to her about it or share any of her life experiences with her. I enjoy talking during stream and its fun when she actually answers me but it can never really go any deeper than that. I really do care about her though and I genuinely do want to see her succeed and be happy, which isn't a feeling I have for any other vtuber. As for watching other girls, some but not many. I'm pretty picky for streamers I actually want to watch and Kiki is one of the very few who tick the good boxes.

>>15167703
Yes and not only do I only watch Kiki, I block other vtuber channels from my YouTube feed.

>>15167703
I regret asking the questions because antis could say mean things and hurt her feelings.

>>15170409
Grow a pair of balls, please.

>>15170409
Well, to be fair they could do that anyway.
But I'm positive she knows wr love her and all.

>>15170409
She's an adult. She can tell the difference between an actual viewer and a shitposter.

>>15170409
Yeah, it's a shame but it is what it is. That said at least Kiki can know that she does have faithful champyons. I love her very much and she is the only woman I want.

>>15167703
Yeah she is my wife. And yeah she's the only one i watch. But I stopped watching the others a couple of months before finding her. I love her so much. And i love seeing her so happpy

>>15167703
Yes. I know it's hard to believe peering from the outside but many of us genuinely love Kiki.

I abstain from watching other chuubas, although I've never had a desire to interact with them or engage in any capacity, they're just background noise. It feels weird calling it cheating because I see Kiki as so much more than another vtuber on the internet , it's not even comparable. Regardless I know it upsets her and I compromise as she does for me.

>>15167703
I watch one other Chuuba because I like the games she plays

>>15167703
>Do you really not watch any other chuubas?
are you insane? of course i watch other chubas, this unwritten rule about you're not allowed to watch other chuubas is a bit excessive and in my opinion make the streams worse because it's preventing kiki to collab with other chuubas.

>>15170528
I'm not convinced.

>>15167703
Yes and yes. I love Kiki and only Kiki for she is my wife and I am her husband. I love her very much and I really glad that I can make her happy even in her most saddest moments. Her smile is my treasure.

>>15170528
She says she's an adult but obviously has the emotional age of a 12 year old
This is what happens when your treated like a kid and stuck in academia your whole life, you see this pattern in men too YOU KNO

>>15170855
Very, very true.

*Kicks down her bedroom door*
"KIKI I'VE TRAVELED 10,000 MILES TO GIVE YOU MY SEED!!"
*Kiki, with instantly sopping wet panties*
"OH CHAMPYON!!!!!!"

>>15170409
She knows us champyons love our lolibaba rabbit wife. And besides would not asking that question really stop an anti

>>15170844
The filename on that soundpost is quite busted anon.

>>15170855
My wife is very mature when she needs to be.

>>15170409
I do watch other chuubas but I don't post about them here because this isn't their thread

I love my fellow champyons and we love kiki. Our love will continue to flourish and it will never die

Kiki love
Champyon love
Kiki chanp love

>>15167703
I masturbate to her and she gets off imagining getting dicked down by an idealized version of me. We are in a relationship.

>>15171300
I love that she told us that. I've never been the same after hearing that

I get a little down sometimes because I feel like I can't properly return the happiness that Kiki gives to me. One of my new-year resolution goals will be to try to find more ways to show my wife I love her. I used to make a lot more edits and soundposts and stuff for these threads too, but I lost my stream a bit, I think largely because of external work pressures. I'll be a lot less busy come January so look forward to it Kiki.

>>15167703
yes and yes. not hard cuz I rather play the games myself than watch other people doing so

>>15171300
That is a very strange relationship

>>15171459
Every time I conceptualize Kiki's ragged breathing and breathy moans I get absolutely diamonds.

>>15171484
Anon, you know you bring her so much happiness. So don't feel down, kift yiur head high knowing you love your wife and she love you. Also I know she's going to love all the stuff you post.

This goes for everyone feeling down. Remember Kiki loves us. KIKI LOVE

>>15167703
As someone whose experienced the real thing no.
This comes nowhere near as close to it but I'm schizo enough to get some enjoyment out of it to help my crushing loneliness

>>15167703
Yes and yes. The thought of me watching other chuubas makes me sick to my stomach.

>>15171679
Imagining her screaming "OH CHAMPYON" Really does it for me. I love her so much.

Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY

>>15172009
https://youtu.be/WflAReA2cqs

>>15167703
I don't know if I would liken it to a real relationship, but in some ways it's more emotionally fulfilling, at least for me. I've been in real relationships and I didn't feel as happy in them as I do with my rabbit. She makes me feel loved and less lonely, and I do my best to try to return it in kind. No, I don't watch other vtubers.

>>15172147
I love hearing this community talk about how loved kiki makes them feel. And I love how she says how loved we make her feel. So much love it's just so wholesome.

Kiki love????

>>15172823
You're god damn right Kiki Love

Goose love?

>>15167703
ai feel like my 1st answer wasn't adequate so I am replying again.
short answer: it's complicated
long answer: i do live Kiki, I do think her streaming is good for her as it makes her happy, her interactions with me, even tho they are mostly anonymous, are still real. As a fellow ex-hikki neet I can tell that her picking up streaming was good, she found people who admire her, found a reason to wake up, put effort into something and look forwards to our interactions. by extension she is helping me, I want to wake up, watch her, talk to her because the "help" goes both ways, want to hug, kiss and caress her, even if I can't touch her my intention is still real, if you can call that a relationship, then yes, I am in one.
as for watching other vtubers, I do, I still have other people I care about and want to watch them, even if those feelings are not as strong as they are for Kiki. I feel her wanting me to not watch others is a desperation, fear of people finding someone better and leaving her, to that I want to just hug her strongly, kiss her on the forehead and tell her she is the only one I truly love and won't abandon her

>>15172823
Yes I love Kiki yes Kiki love!

>>15172823
yeah bro i love kiki. I love her so much how did you know?

>>15172823
KIKI LOVE KIKI LOVE KIKI LOVE KIKI LOVE KIKI LOVE KIKI LOVE KIKI LOVE KIKI LOVE KIKI LOVE KIKI LOVE KIKI LOVE KIKI LOVE KIKI LOVE KIKI LOVE KIKI LOVE KIKI LOVE KIKI LOVE KIKI LOVE KIKI LOVE KIKI LOVE

>>15167703
ai feel like my 1st answer wasn't adequate so I am replying again.
short answer: it's complicated
long answer: i do live Kiki, I do think her streaming is good for her as it makes her happy, her interactions with me, even tho they are mostly anonymous, are still real. As a fellow ex-hikki neet I can tell that her picking up streaming was good, she found people who admire her, found a reason to wake up, put effort into something and look forwards to our interactions. by extension she is helping me, I want to wake up, watch her, talk to her because the "help" goes both ways, want to hug, kiss and caress her, even if I can't touch her my intention is still real, if you can call that a relationship, then yes, I am in one.

>>15167703
>>15173047
as for watching other vtubers, I do, I still have other people I care about and want to watch them, even if those feelings are not as strong as they are for Kiki. I feel her wanting me to not watch others is a desperation, fear of people finding someone better and leaving her, to that I want to just hug her strongly, kiss her on the forehead and tell her she is the only one I truly love and won't abandon her

>>15155273
>bottom right
No, I'm a newfag from Dark Yaoi

I still want Kiki to handcuff me to her radiator.

>>15172912
HONK

What do I love about Kiki? I love the way she leaves us vocarros sometimes, just talking about her day, usually right before going to bed. I love the way she tics and gets embarrassed about them like a goose. I love the way she starts so many streams without preparing a coffee in advanced, and it's almost like some sort of ritual now before we get into it. I love the way she fawns over the little man whenever he comes for a visit. I love the way she always announces when she has to pea like a little kid. I love the way she gets close to the microphone sometimes and pretends to eat it to help break the silence. I love the way she is always checking up on threads to see what new things we post during streams (and I'm deeply saddened when the thread gets a little quiet sometimes when she does this). I love it when she makes kissy noises into the mic between video game intermissions. I love how she almost always takes the extra time in the outros to shower us in affection before we depart. I love her childlike wonder when she finds something silly or cute in video games. I love the way she sometimes just gets so into the zone while playing vidya she forgets she's streaming.

I drained my balls three times today but I didn't use any lotion, just dry jerking it, and now my dick hurts.

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1474218001591267328

>>15173339
Have a good lunch, I can't wait to hear about it later. Love you!

>>15173339
My wife is happy and having a good time. I am fully emotionally content from that fact. I love you Kiki. I LOVE YOU.

I. LOVE. YOU. KIKI.

>>15167703
>Do you guys really consider yourselves to be in a relationship with Kiki?
I hate relationships in real life because of how physically and mentally demanding it is. Real girls need your attention 24/7. You have to respond to their texts, take them out on a date, buy them gifts and even then they might still drop you for someone better. With Kiki however, I can put her stream in the background while I work on other tasks and participate in chat whenever I have the time to do so. Her streams are usually a lot of fun and entertaining to watch, and her upbeat attitude always manages to cheer me up after a long hard day. I received from this girl more than I could ever ask for, and one day I just thought it would be nice if I could return the favor somehow, so I decided to become a husband and promise myself that as long as she keeps doing this VTuber thing, I will continue to support her to the best of my ability. Yes, I do see her as my clumsy, adorable and caring bunny wife.
>Do you really not watch any other chuubas?
I don't have time for other chuubas anymore, but I still read other threads sometimes and catch up with certain events.

>>15173339
Have fun on your lunch. Hope you have a lovely time. Tell us all about it when you can. Love you

>>15172823
If only she knew how much love there really was...

>I love the way she sometimes just gets so into the zone while playing vidya she forgets she's streaming.
Couple threads ago some anon asked if they could pinpoint the moment that they fell in love with Kiki. For me I'm pretty sure it was during the first PNG story where she forgot she was streaming and got embarrassed when she remembered.

>>15173540
THAT IS SO FUCKING CUTE

Also yeah

>>15173339
It's nice to see that you're in a good mood. Have fun Kiki.

>>15173210
HONK!!

>>15173339
>tfw you helped your oshi grow in confidence and come out of her shell
https://files.catbox.moe/254ooh.mp4
Kiki I love you and I'm proud of you!!!

>>15173339
We're all gonna make it lads

>>15173339
Have fun you beautiful rabbit. Love you lots

>>15173263
>That audio
She's so cute

>>15173899
Yeah we are!

If that tweet isn't a good example of a good relationship I don't know what is.
I too have had relationships in the past and agree with what other anons have mentioned.
The relationships in the past I've been in almost felt like a second job, their were good moments don't get me wrong but I was constantly on my toes. I've never had a girlfriend speak so positively to me like kiki. A girlfriend that doesn't care about my social status/job, just wants me to be happy and succeed in my own way.
Kiki is one of a kind, and my wife!

>>15173466
>>15173466
Do you think all of the work and attention that kiki gives to her streaming and husbands is easy? All the setting up, scheduling, planning, putting up a happy face during a stream everyday even when really she is down, dealing with drama and all the insecurities her husbands constantly display like shitstorming over a steam friend pop-up, is any of that easy? In an ideal relationship this effort is shared 50/50 between the participants. What you say about having it with kiki because it's easy is pretty disgusting desu, you want to have all perks of a relationship without the responsabilities.

Kikimas Carol anon back with something I don't hate this time. Hope you champs like it.

>>15174333
Nice job anon, I like it.

>>15174219
Whew.

>>15174277
"support her to the best of my ability" durrr

>>15174333
This is really good Kikimas Carol anon! I hope she sees this!

>>15174505
And that means having her all of her efforts sidelined by ignoring her stream while doing something else because its convenient, is that the best of your ability really?

>>15174333
Thats good I like it

>>15174623
Learn to read

>>15174623
>>15174776
Settle down you two, Kiki wouldn't want arguing like that. It's Christmas Eve where she is.

>>15174840
You're right, I'm going to go and meditate. Sorry bros and Kiki.

>>15174532
I still love that padoru so much. Some of the stuff this community makes is so nice. There really is a lot of talent around here.

>>15167703
>Do you consider this a relationship?
Well considering that I told my grandma burger thanksgiving that I'm in a long distance relationship with a girl from Australia, absolutely. My grandma said that she's proud of me, too.

>>15174985
Yeah there is. Iit always suprises me. Hell even the stuff a lot don't consider "good" is still amazing. And the fact that champs have so much love that they go out of their way to make kiki something. I love this community so much

>>15174333
Kiki will never be at your front door, because you will die before you meet her. Please accept reality

>>15175580
is kiki The Great Old One?

I'm making some escargot for crimbus-eve, how many dozen do you guys usually have?

>>15175808
I've never had escargot before. I'd try it though.

>>15175580
Because "the rabbit" is pic rel.

>>15175075
can you tell your grandma that I'm a multimillionaire pls

>>15175900
A rabbit with a gun......cute yet terrifying.

>>15175900
One of the unintended side effects of meeting Kiki is that I learned just how cute rabbits are. Before Kiki if I saw a rabbit I wouldn't have paid it too much mind. Now I'd fucking freak out.

>>15175866
It's pretty good and that coming from a burger, half my family is frog. If you like garlic, butter and bread.. gg

>>15175808
I'll take a half dozen, I'm making some green bean casserole, how much do you guys want because I'm not making alot of it just to have none of you touch it.

>>15176170
Shieeet does it have the crunchy onions on top?
Holiday food is kino

>>15176273
Don't worry homie I got u, wouldn't be good if there wasn't.

Idk if it's the wine or what, but the latter part of this thread are peak comfy. Glad I'm /here/, thanks Kiki-chama

>>15176878
It's the Kiki's kiki

>>15167703
Datamining! Kek.
Yes and yes.
It is a very unorthodox relationship but I consider it one. I've always been a legit transhumanist, arguing for sex robots, virtual sex through teledildonics, all kinds of shit. Human beings, well animals in general, evolve and adapt to their environment, but human beings have the force-multiplier of technology. I'm not sure exactly what to call my relationship with Kiki and other champyons but it is "a relationship".
As for other chuubas that's simpler, I just don't. I thought it was an unfair request at first, but as I fell in love more I both wanted to do anything I could for her and not watching anyone else isn't really that hard, and even when I tried it felt yucky like it was somehow wrong. I unsubscribed from all other chuubas and didn't watch any lives, just a few clips when the clickbait is strong enough.

>>15176960
Well I did break out a good vintage for the occasion

>>15177174
Ah, thats good. Hope you're having a comfy day/night anon

>>15177445
I hope everyone's having a comfy day/night

Champyon Love

>>15176878
I've been drinking some peppermint vodka and yeah these past few threads/streams have been peak comf

>>15173339
I'm too retarded to articulate my love for Kiki in words
I LOVE YOU KIKI!!!!

>>15173339
Family is the most important thing in the world, and you were blessed with a wonderful one. I hope all of you have a great time. Love you.

>>15167703
>Do you guys really consider yourselves to be in a relationship with Kiki? Do you really not watch any other chuubas?

No, i don't think it's real, i do not support Polyamorus relationships, and yes I only watch kiki.

>>15154392
Hope I'm not too late:

>>15179319
Cropped version

>>15179319
>>15179346
That's very cute anon

>>15179346
>deleted
he knew too much

>>15179319
Cropped version (fixed):

>>15174900
I might be schizo but this almost sounds like you're pretending to be me. I don't judge lurker and wagie bros, but I want to not be judged for chatting a lot either, especially when other champyons are being quiet. I don't want Kiki to misunderstand it as an obligation or some kind of disrespect, I absolutely love chatting with her and it's not hard at all for me. I just hate it being misconstrued as if I'm only being selfish when I'm trying to balance out both my love for Kiki and respect for other champyons at all times. If you don't want me to do that the best solution is you do it more and we can meet in the middle, but the chat and thread needs to be moving during streams.

You should also consider mwah-ing too instead. I can't stop, I'm in too deep, but I can let you have your turns.

>>15179319
Very nice!

>>15179189
Polyamorous people are evil.

>>15179319
FML!! Fixed a typo in this version. I'm just a rabbit.

>>15179860
I thought the typos were part of the charm, and you still have "filty" instead of "filthy".

>>15179860
I like it

>>15179860
Collector anon here, should be on the mega now

>>15179934
>and you still have "filty" instead of "filthy".

>>15180050
Thanks for all the help bro

>>15180050
Collector champ love!

>>15180050
Youre the best, collector anon

>>15180050
Thank you for your cervix

This storm is close to ending, champs. I feel it

>>15180586
and champyon whispered, "I am the storm!"

>>15180050
>>15154392
I noticed there were a few uncropped version in the mega. To save Kiki some trouble, I cropped these here, archive anon please add these too:

https://files.catbox.moe/al09ce.png
https://files.catbox.moe/adniz6.png
https://files.catbox.moe/x5vb3v.png
https://files.catbox.moe/884k1n.png
https://files.catbox.moe/n7w5ja.png

>>15180955
Nooo!!!

i want kiki to play blacksouls i and ii

>>15180050
Here's a few more I missed:

https://files.catbox.moe/p67p7m.png
https://files.catbox.moe/e10yfx.png
https://files.catbox.moe/30x21h.png

>>15181954
Here's a less shitty cropping on this fishing Champyon

kiki doko?

>>15182494
>https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1474134745248251916

>>15182049
thanks for doing that for me, i finished a while ago im just too stupid to do anything that is beyond Ms paint

You're in bed asleep. You hear the ringing of an alarm. Slowly you sit up and press snooze. Wiping the sleep from your eyes you open them. As your vision clears your eyes widen. In front of you is a beautiful woman. She's your wife, Kiki. You smile , but notice there is something behind her back. "What's that?" You ask puzzled. She smirks.

"Well, I wanted to make you some breakfast." She says happily as she reveals a tray with a plate of eggs on toast and a glass of orange juice. You smile.

"You didn't have to."
"I kno! But I wanted to. You've made me so happy Champyon and I just wanted to show you how much you mean to me." She blushes as the words escape her lips. You lay the tray on the nightstand and pull her onto you hugging her.
"Aw, Kiki you've helped me too. You know that right?"
"I KNO" She says with a small smile on her face. You pull her closer bringing her into a kiss.
"I love you Kiki and you don't have to prove your love to me. You saying I love you is enough. We're married." He says holding up his hand revealing a gold ring with a carrot emblem. "And you marrying someone like me already tell me you love me more than enough." Tears of joy run down her face.
"Oh, champyon!" She exclaims hugging you. You smile pulling away and grabbing the tray.
"Come on. Lets eat breakfast." She smiles grabbing a toast as you do. You take bites out of each others toast as the sun brightly shines through the windows.

Here's another comfy post. I'm really enjoying writing these.

>>15183769
Please share more anon! I enjoyed reading that one. Comfy stuff like this makes Christmas feel a lot warmer.

>>15184122
Oh I'll keep making them just several hours apart. Don't want to post to many to soon. But I'm glad people are enjoying them

>>15183769
I can’t stop smiling now

>>15184700
Glad you enjoyed it

Looks like all the time zones have passed, merry christmas champyons!

>>15183769
Comfy, good job anon

>>15185786
Merry Christmas

>>15185786
time traveler?

>>15185847
The West coast doesn’t exist anon

>>15185909
it's not christmas in any other time zone either

>>15185950
Do people say merry Christmas on Christmas eve?

>>15185950
Christmas Eve is still Christmas you goose, if kites get eight days we at least get 2

>>15185991
I guess so. They say it almost all month long where I'm from.

>>15186027
Huh, where i live I never hear it until Christmas day.

>>15186047
It kind of just becomes an all encompassing way to say goodbye to people working in service positions. Like saying merry christmas to grocery cashiers as you are leaving even if its still like a week or so away. Maybe its just a northern america thing.

>>15186089
In the south it’s all month, I just want to wish a merry Christmas, no wonder we all get baited so easily

>>15186089
Maybe. I hope everyone is having a good day.

Is that how it works? Orthodox' celebrate it for 3 days after Christmas Eve, 7th to 9th January. Merry Christmas Kiki & Champyons!

Rember to slowly start filling up your Bunday folders champs.

>>15186256
I want to slowly fill my Bunny.

I had my very own carrot-chan shipped in from burgerland so I can cling to it when Kiki gets cuddly and comfy on stream. She looks different from the photos though. What should I call her?

>>15186517
mArkovKa

I know it’s only been a day but I miss her bros
>>15186517
Clover

What happened to anon’s burger blaster? I spent the past 20 minutes thinking of nicknames

Ooof... refresh for cancer.

>>15187698
Nevermind it's only on catalogue. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

>4 hours until aussieland gets Christmas

here's a little something to tide over the champyons who aren't 2 hours away from christmas

>>15188716
this BRAT

>>15188716
Thats it kiki you little brat we will react this picture

shes streaming now

WOW looks like some champyon got his presents early!

i fucking knew i wasn't actually crazy

>>15189443
wtf is that

>>15189443
wait I got it, new rrat time

Kiki is re-debuting as a corpo and she commissioned a walfie thing for her new persona

>>15189443
had to check for myself because I thought this might be some weird bait but yeah its there for me too
looks like one of those walfie things

I love it when Kiki gets nerdy, her voice gets slightly dorky, and it's adorable.

WOW looks like some champyon got some new shoes for christmas, looking good champ!

>Cthulhu stream early
Alright now I NEED to wake up

>>15189208
Thanks santapyon!

>>15190444
you are welcome, anyone else want some presents?