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I love you Gura!!
I love Takodachi!
house cleaning asmr please
I just pee pee poo'd all over and ate it without brushing my teetb are you disgusted now give me the (You)s
I LOVE KI•A•RA!
I FUCKING LOVE MY MORI!
I HATE YOU KIARA
Posting lovers on the lovers board
>>1515818fine but dont do it again
Enma decided to have hot passionate sex instead of helping Gura todayENMA HATE
AHEMI HAVE A NEW ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKEMori is a cute dork and her raps are great!Kiara is very upbeat, shines positivity around her and is a pleassure to listen to!Ina is an extremely talented artist, very calming and inspirational!Gura is a charming daughter that makes you want to protect her, and she has an amazing singing voice!Watson is hard working and entertaining, always looking out for others!Red Heart is a creative and very erotic girl!Haato is a sweet girl, and very entertaining!Haachama is very entertaining, and is a sweet girl!Coco is a funny shitposter and her dedication to singing reps is inspiring!Polka is cute and sexy, with a wide variety of ways to keep you entertained!Nene is adorable and incredibly fun to have around with her antics and stories!All of HoloJP is good, even Ayame!All of HoID is good and entertaining!Theyre all great and trying their best! It's not a war between them and you should be happy for all of Hololive Myth members and honorary members.Fuck tribalistfags. No really fuck tribalists.Fuck falseflaggers.Fuck doxposters.
Rate the voidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpeu86Cg5-U
>Gura loves all her genmates>I was almost one of themWhat could have been...
I LOVE TAKOSAME!
>>1515852>>1515958>>1516244>>1516331>>1516404>>1516433>>1516498>>1516577>>1516659>>1516975>>1517032>>1517082>>1517125>>1517213>>1517308>>1517393 I FUCKING CALLED IT.>>1517521>>1517584>>1517627>>1517657>>1517704>>1517791Hey Suiposter, I'm stealing your job!Yep, it was Sinfag again. Carry on as usual. At least he's using images now.
I love Ina!
I miss Ame...
>>1518049Based
>>1513565based
>>1518049based
FRIEND HOLLOW KNIGHThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdVTgyyR5HkPPT MAKING MUSIC IN MINECRAFT(it's actually pretty cool)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDXc5ZyFHNISORA COOKING IN 20 MINUTEShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNQ99CihGxg
>>15180291. wait 40 minutes before numberfagging2. this is a stream that depends entirely on your knowledge of Japanese so the English viewers coming from meme review get filtered
Gura loves you
Be honest chumbuds. Would you?
>>1516666What game is he playing?
>>1518057JESAS
what a great stream, >rrats btfo >Gura got a new chair to help her butt and posture >Gurame is alive and well + Guraina chads finally live again >Gura finally got confirmation for her PC being delivered What a great week, Gura is going to be fucking fun for JOP bros tomorrow
Recycling is good.
>>1518052cute/10
I MISS AME
>>1518069(๑ᆺ)ぬんぬん
>>1517890None of my irl friends give a shit about Hololive, not even my online friend circle... And if they find out they'd probably never let me hear the end of it.
I love /hlgg/ and all of (You) are my friends as long as you aren't maliciously hateposting about any of the girls (humorous shitposts don't count).
>>1518075VR kanojo
>>1518057Oh my fucking God
Why the fuck are these leeches invading other tags now?https://twitter.com/izumiseiyuu/status/1370976054760730631
>>1518057
>>1518057why would he say that about watame...
>>1518071I love her too!
>>1518074I wouldn't watch Peko, she is boring
Reminder that this is Gura's ideal Chumbud. Do your bulking reps.
>>1518057all me
>>1518032
Hey friend!
>>1518074https://files.catbox.moe/o1f9ae.webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yAxx9uPgkgKORONE STOPPED THE GAMBLING DUE ONE ANTI TALKING SHIT https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1370528359088713729FUCK
>>1518057Oh, a reminder to newfags to stop fucking engaging with this fucker.
Jesus
>>1518092i love you too anon
>>1518053WarriorPi, they aren't actually taking males for Hololive.
Watching Noel take on the vicious White Tiger as she rolls and screams and jumps at this sheer force and speed of its attacks in NIOH.While Subaru is showing the world what it looks like to enjoy a gacha game's story and characters, a thing many veterans of Granblue Fantasy have lost sight of.While Aqua is doing her best trying to reach Solo Masters because she's too autistic to find folks to play with, especially folks to play with who are on her level.While Korone's here earlier than usual as she boots up Dragon Quest 3, meaning this will probably be an incredibly long stream today.While Luna's making a delicious looking treat to feast upon while being the most adorably sexy beautiful genius adult in Gen 4.While Kanata's logging onto Minecraft as she's decided that she wants to make another note block BGM for someone after her very successful Pekora BGM project.While Pekora is a giant fish as she's completely engrossed in the wild and twist filled turns that is Dragon Quest XI.While Fubuki shows off more of her gaming skills as she boots up Hollow Knight once more, kon koning enthusiastically as she slays bugs.While Temma's carefully making some decisions as he needs to find out the perfect loop that'll let his power grow exponentionally to defeat the secret boss in Loop Hero.So friends, where we at?
which one of you fags was playing TF2 earlier with a distorted peko as an avatarit was on degroot keep
>>1518071BEEG SHARK
>>1518057Holy fucking SHIT LMAO
>>1518052I got the SSR gacha pull with my regular chat getting read, also many rrats were BTFO, so infinity/10
>>1517896The animation quality is superior to Hololive but the Holo ones are directed by an absolute schizo which is most of the charm. This just feels a bit generic.
J**, what the fuck is this void gura stream?
>>151805210/10, cute stream, her best dedicated SC reading ever
>>1518057this dude actually needs to be placed somewhere, meds are not enough
>>15180703. Luna usually always has pretty low views for some reason. No idea why. She's one of my favorites.There's an EN live translator in that stream by the way.
>>1518057Next level mental illness
>>1517760I hate it because it's boring. It's the worst parts of horror walking simulators combined into one.>Puzzles with awkward controls >Obtuse inventory system and management>"Running" is barely faster than speed walking and ""walking"" is barely a shuffle >You can technically soft-lock yourself if you run out of light and don't have the item you need (if your insanity goes too high you automatically die)>Two items crucial to solely surviving take up significant space in the inventory>Unoptimized as fuck so it stutters at points>Cheap scares (as in not-scary) whereas the "scary" ones rely entirely on user luck to notice them>The multiple branching pathways / chapters make the game feel massive and confusing.>NOTHING HAPPENS IT'S ALL JUST AUDIO CUES OR INSTANT DEATH VIA CUTSCENEI love Ina! and I'll watch her play the game through to the end if she schedules another Visage stream but it was possibly the most palpable Ina's frustration has been at the end there.
>>1518113Right Here Ayamefriend! with FRIEND!
>>1518112>No mel>Old Nene>no Noel>still putting haachama there
>>1518090I'm with you until that last part, since I've told them about it, but they don't give me shit or question it.
>>1518096chill, dude seems like a wholesome JOP bro
Why can't real girls just be like my holos? I love these girls and would love to have one as my girlfriend and yet every woman I've met in real life has never been able to live up them. I've considered taking hallucinogenics to try and muster one from my mind. It's this the right path?
>>1517791Reminded me of this:https://voca.ro/1noC1t2WNHkd
Gonna be an hero. LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>1518057This is what happens when parents don't hug their kids as children
I thought there was something fucky since somebody brought up the Pekora/Gura numbers, so I looked up some random gaming streams that are live on youtube right now, and this is what I found.Aside from a stream that's been live for 10 hours, no other large streams I was able to find had a greater number of likes than views. From other channels I was able to find with roughly similar metrics to Gura's (similar subscriber count, live for roughly the same amount of time, and producing similar content), other streams had a pretty consistent ratio, with the average live views/likes ratio likely being something between 0.5 and 1.Gura's stream has 3x that.This is also something that's been observed with other HoloENs. I can't speak about HoloJP because I don't really watch them.This can means one of several things:-The problem is with the viewers: People who watch vtubers have vastly different viewing habits which causes youtube's system to pick up and generate weird stats-The problem is with the channels: Vtuber channels are somehow getting flagged for certain unique attributes that skew their stats (could be localization, automated content detection, or even manual flagging for whatever reason)-The data is accurate: People who watch vtubers just really enjoy leaving tons of likes on streams that they don't watch, in absolutely massive numbersWhat's interesting is I went onto the few HoloJP channels that were live currently, and their likes/live views ratios were very much around 0.5 - 1. (Pekora even has a ratio of around 0.30 right now). So it definitely seems like the problem is affecting HoloEN more than JP.
>>1518052I love her/10
>>1518125Kino
>>1518115You know the ogeys broke containment right?
>>1518090They will never give a fuck if you don't get them into itDoes any of them like music? Reccomend them some AZKi songs, Kizuna Ai even so they get into the mediumDo they like Japanese humor? Give them anime episodesShit like this you idiot
>>1518107>>1518057jesas
>>1518056Hey, me too!
just checking to see what >>1500000 was, here have a Watamelon as a gift
>>1518131>No idea why.The voice.
>>1518106heeeeeyyyyy friennndddddd
>>1518107But why? Why would someone do such a thing?
>>1518145LETS GOOOOOOO
>>1518150anon, i don't think there's anyone left who seriously believes that holoEN's live viewer counts aren't severely defective.
>>1518057The absolute state of Calligulakeks
>>1518057>all that effort>the thread was still usable dude's getting sloppy
>>1518112We need to make a new unity, without Kiara.
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1370980289984405504?s=20
>>151805210/10 gura cute
>>1518100hey, i already look like that!
>>1518142Anon unless you're working on yourself, even if you met a girl like one of the holos IRL she probably wouldn't date you. Make sure you're doing your reps.
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1370980289984405504?s=20Yall ready to eat some Wataburger? She got a permit to set up shop in the INDog wet market.
Who hummed Cornifer's theme better, Friend or Ina
>>1518061Okay here's your dosehttps://youtu.be/4W2Ulbis_SE?t=2058Here's some extra stuff if that didn't do the trickhttps://streamable.com/gsljfhhttps://streamable.com/7wiay4https://files.catbox.moe/ktjfz2.mp3https://files.catbox.moe/8x5l7a.mp3https://youtu.be/m9DiiGVyL3UNow go do something
>>1518057i never get tired of reading all his posts when someone mass replies to them, next level schizo
>>1518057Oh no no no Calligulacucks...
>>1518125Superchat reading/chat.She had to restart the previous stream because her PC crashed in a weird way that froze everything, but still allowed her to talk to us for like 20 minutes, hence the trapped in void joke.
>>1518160Based Mel getting it, well deservedShe's a sweetheart and wow her reps are really showing
>>1518145LET'S FUCKING IKUZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1518186>>1518180Time to show these indogs what real food is.
>so anon, what do you do, what are you hobbies?How do you respondI browse this board 14 hrs per day and watch holos, nothing else
>>1518057what a pitiful existence, I didn't even realize that faggot was still around, people need to work on their mental filters and avoid replying to him, just let the faggot reply to himself until they eventually ban him for the 20th time this week
>>1518111He "was" male
>>1518101I miss the days when it was acceptable to have a favorable opinion of Pekora in this general
>>1518057Do Calligulaniggers really?
>>1518202It's time to get some hobbies anon...
>>1518049>kiara is very upbeat, shines positivity around her and is a pleasure to listen to!kek, yeah right.
>Went the whole sc reading without mentioning feetGuys......this isn't gura
>>1518081We were never dead to begin with
>>1518150n-no man EN is reclining shut up
>>1518205HE still is
So, did you buy it?I ended up buying Ame's but might just wait for the plushies
Food's almost ready Anon.
>>1518081Reminder that people were doomposting when Gura posted the schedule.
>>1518108I'll never get why they listen to antis
>>1518173The question is why? Wtf causes English viewers' views to not be counted? I seriously don't understand how Youtube's system is able to turn organic viewership from all across the world into false positives for a bot.
>>1518049wth do people here even really have against ayame. also, based.
>>1518150i think one of the big things is that the EN girls channels are located in japan but all the viewers are from overseas and for some reason its flagged as bot watchers or something like that
>>1518092anon love
>>1518090If your friends make fun of you for your interesrs then you should really reconsider who you spend time with
Is FBK better than Ina at Hollow Knight?
>>1518145lmao what a fag, he won't
>>1518217>TOE-hoethats your feet mention
>>1518225of course
>>1518134>didn't include THAT sound puzzleMotherfucker that puzzle made me angry. Why the fuck would you make a music maze puzzle where the sound gets louder if you head to a certain direction BUT DOESN'T FUCKING LEAD YOU TO THE MOTHERFUCKER DESTINATION!!?? this game is absolute dogshit except for the easter eggs that resulted in the oven whore meme.
Will I be okay if I put a lower income on my taxes to avoid having to pay back the free handout from the government? I got refunded 500 dollars and donated 100 today, but I'm kinda nervous they'll catch me.
>4 hours of cute and entertaining stream today>540k total views>68k likes across both streamsYeah, I'm thinking it's time to numberfag. Now you're free to cope about muh live views.
>>1518217She mentioned smells more than enough to make up for it.
>>1518180>>1518186
>>1518217She got it out of her system talking about the hot sand during her debut rewatch. That, or it was a trait lost in the void.
>>1518238Friends rag on each other all the time though, at least that's all I've experienced with friends.
>>1518189That's the stuffI'm still gonna miss Ame...
>>1518057>I share a thread with these "people"
>>1518216yeah! she may not be my favorite EN but she really is a very bright person, and is great at making her more introverted genmates come out of their shell.t. chumbud
Can I please have some (You)'s?
>>1518228Remember that one faggot who said this will be a short stream? Fucking lol
>>1518108translation from DeepL-kun >Anti: You say it's on purpose to make the stream more exciting with gambling, but the feeling of taking out your anger on monsters and people is disgusting and should be stopped. If it's on purpose, don't forget that there are people who don't like that unique gambling passion. Also, "Serves you right!" is indeed terrible.>Korone: I'm sorry for making you feel uncomfortable with my language. I was having too much fun and didn't consider the feelings of the listeners. I think it was because I was having so much fun that I got carried away and didn't think about the feelings of the listeners.I want to be careful next time. But thank you for watching the video!To be honest Korone does have a habit of being vulgar with her language in her streams, I think the anti here had more of a problem with that than her gambling.
>>1518227Put it on a plate.
>>1518138I give some of them shit for their taste in games (they do the same to me), especially the ones who like MOBAs. They'd use Hololive against me without a second thought.
>looking through streams I missed>Azki had a full ENG streamWas it... good? Is Azki pretty smart?
>1518262You forgot you Jahy picture, no (You) for (You)
what does the "chi" mean in "mikochi"
>>1518113Right here Ayamefriend!Watching Aqua play Apex while playing Apex while I wait for Towa to stream Apex!
>Turn on Friend's stream>She finds a grub and makes the noises>Keep stream open
>>1518225i bought the full set, i might buy all the plushies but wtf am I gonna do with 5 more plushies? i dont have like an anime display or anything like that so there gonna be like the only decoration in my room...
>>1518251Fucking with the IRS is not recommended, but donations are something you can write off. I would consult a tax professional if you are unsure.
>>1518262(You)
>>1518225I might give into the temptation of buying a takodachi, but I'm trying to save my money until I decide whether or not I buy a drawing tablet
>>1518057At least I'm not that guy
>>1518240She seems somewhat better at pogoing at least I still couldn't catch up on the 2nd VOD so I can't give a good measure
>>1518225Waiting to see if plushies come soom so I can save on shipping, otherwise ordering the keychain and Gura stand.
>>1518113Right here!
>>1518232it's an old ritualpost from when some people actualy seriously hated ayame for no real reason other than made up narratives
>>1518203Newfags will ALWAYS reply to bait. I do too sometimes because its fun to see what the response will be.>>1518098If you want a serious answer, it's because smug images of her are used to shitpost. It happened with Ayame, it happened with Pekora, and now its Watame's turn. At least until melonposting gets old and people move onto the next exploitable.
>>1518262ogey
>>1518225Only the keychain. I wasn't expecting that much merch, and spent the rest of what I could budget for the week on a pair of new shoes earlier in the day.
>>1518240Pretty sure she beat the mantis lords in fewer tries at least
>Watame is aggressively expanding her fast food businessKFP, you are next
>>1518265korosan's sukeban was leaking?
>>1518179Seethe!
>>1518071APEX PREDATOR
fatcat sex...
>>1518262
>>1518150Kind of interesting and it really goes against what you'd expect. People usually aren't engaged enough to bother hitting like/dislike so unless a stream is very long and has people joining and leaving frequently, there's no way you're going to have many more people engaged with the like/dislike system than passive live viewers.Youtube AI pretty transparently fucking with the numbers for some reason, possibly because it considers a large number of real viewers as bots or some other unknown reason. I doubt some random Youtube pajeet will ever fix it though.
THEY ARE
>>1518202I watch streamers on youtube, and after i'm done discussing them with the local schizophrenics, I go on 4chan's alternative hentai discussion board.
>>1518057>People think he's a calligula shipperwhat you guys need to understand is that he thrives off of trying to bait people with tribalistic bullshit, he doesnt care about ships and will switch up the bait if it isnt effective enough for his attention whoring
>>1518262Sure!
>>1518257If your friends rag on you that's fine. If they rag on you so bad that telling them about your hobbies (even if they're weird) gives you severe anxiety, they might not really be your friends.
>>1518058I love Ina too! I'm still glad she's the reason why the girls got new BGM.
FBK is streaming Hollow Knight everyone!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdVTgyyR5HkShe has active translators, makes cute noise and is very comfy!Her grub mimicry is worse than Ina's desu
>>1518264But s-s-she didn't do a Terraria gura-illa she lied about sleeping, she hates hololive and her fans graduation soon!!
>>1518278i actually just realized I havent sat down and watched a FBK stream in a whilei just tuned in, shes still really cuteI should watch her more often, i swear I used to
>>1518100Doxxed is not cool dudeHow I can go outside without someone recognize me now?
>>1518057He's not wrong about making the thread livelier.
>>1518265>the feeling of taking out your anger on monstersso this was an act of crazed eco-cyber-terrorism
>>1518313INTERLINKED
>>1518267God I love Mori's ass
>>1518098I wonder why
>>1518081What we really learned this stream is that Gura is so much less cute than she used to be.I didn't notice it much before but now it's time to cancel my subscription.
>>1518295>now its Watame's turn>now rumao rumao
>>1518090What you do in that case is you start unashamedly talking about it every single time they bring it up. Inundate them with holo shit until they realize a single mention is going to set you off. Then they'll stop, but don't stop punishing them. One errant comment even about not mentioning them, and for the rest of the day you go "hey you reminded me, you see that cat over there? There's this vtuber called Okayu..." Then the group will try to memoryhole it. That or they go and look for it themselves because your verbal diarrhea has infected their brains.
>>1518300she should stay in her local state, just like the real Whataburger
>>1518315>expecting Gurameniggers to not act like tribalistic faggots
>>1518131Her character is a debuff, being a baby means you can't do GFE or have sexual fantasies or draw lewd art. But everything about her is still cute, and she's one of the funniest holos.
>>1518334BARRACUDA HATE
>>1518202I read a lot of trashy fantasy books, and recently finally got around to moving our table top game fully online
>>1518300Wata-burger can be the Burger King to Kiara's Popeyes Fried Chicken and Ina's Tim Horton's.Three Fast Food giants, all operating together under one company, to conquer the world itself!
>>1518265>To be honest Korone does have a habit of being vulgar with her language in her streams, I think the anti here had more of a problem with that than her gambling.Well, fuck, just don't watch it? She is like that since literally forever. Also the account has 0 everything, might as well be a chink.
>>1518323>graduationthis will unironically happen though, she couldn't even give a good excuse as to why she reacted to her debut so early
>>1518265What a faggot. Honestly I don't think she should even entertain those types of people.
Guys? Am I mistaken?https://youtu.be/Jpeu86Cg5-U?t=8541>>1036808
>>1518124I think animation quality depends on the Hololive short to be sure, but I always got the idea that their particular scenarios and punchlines are outlined and directed to be similar to manga panels. A swift assault of 'structured' chaos and absurdity to keep you laughing, while poignant enough in bursts to get a punchline across.I just feel like the only thing I gleaned from this Niji clip was "Cute girl is hungry, other cute girl is useless, and cute small thing is really something 'scary' but not that mean in the end." There was no joke besides poor misdirection, sacrificing a fruit tart for your own eyeballs, and buying billions of yen worth of ice cream to compensate, which she presumably has since no one batted an eye at her remark.The whole thing is just incredibly bizarre, so it feels like a cheap knockoff, when in reality I'm sure it wasn't.
>>1518317This. If you're actually that ashamed of telling your friends about something like this they aren't very good friends. I tell my roommates, and they make fun of me, but in the casual ribbing someone way we all do to each other about all kinds of things where we aren't really serious.
>>1518225Of course anon. I want Ame to have her friends with her. The acrylics are pretty shit merch, but it should work out once they sell other EN merch to display together with them.I was going to wait until the end to bundle shipping with the plushies, but I forgot to buy the JP gen 3 plushies and decided to get them ordered now.
>>1518057People like this make me question why we don't have longer bans, at least for repeat offenders
Ignorant fools. He was just the start. There is a greater force behind everything.
>>1518058I love Ina too!
>>1518229Because antis start making noise with other antis and create a shitstorm and corporate has to step in. Most of the holos want to avoid that.
>>1518156I think I can potentially convert two of them, but I doubt the rest of my friends would care, even if they do like anime.
>>1518271Azki a cute, go watch the vod.>>1518315Pretty sure he lives for the (You)s.>>1518326I'd prefer slow, dead threads with discussion over tribalistic malicious shitflinging.>>1518338In hlgg of course, don't think she's been shit on before this here.
>>1518313depressed
>>1518313I wanna NTR Gura while Watson is busy moving into her new place.
Can someone give me a QRD on what friend has done so far? It's been ages since I watched her, I forgot how cute she was.
>>1518265>Listening to language policeHololive will be family friendly content only within a year.
>>1518334I've missed ironic barracuda-posting.
>>1518352GURA FEET UHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>1518350t.chumbud
>>1518350does she need an excuse?
>>1518350She just wanted to? Not sure why this is such a hard concept to grasp. Could also be because people in chat kept asking her about it.
>>1518202I am listening to music by somewhat obscure artists on youtube, I can neither read the titles of songs or names of artists but I still enjoy it!
>>1518300So that’s why they’re collabing next week..!?
Will Noel visit Gura's stream tomorrow?
>>1518234This seems like something an anon can test with their own channel. That's be interesting to see.
>>1518350Because she felt like it is a perfectly fine excuse. Kanata did it 3 months into her Hololive career, there is no set standard and nobody except absolute autists care about this shit.
>>1518267>>1518330Can't fucking wait for 3D and she'll have the ability to bend over.
>>1518331>>1518338>>1518340I swear, we got a new crop of sheepposters recently or something? They've been acting strange ever since the /hlg/ yab.Does this have to do with the rituals our Melon people have been doing?
>>1518352SHE'S
>>1518359He's not retarded enough to give meidos an excuse to perma him yet.
>>1518334'ATE BARRACUDASLOVE ME SHORK LOVE ME BORGARSIMPLE AS
>>1518330>>1518267Her top half is nice too Anons.
>>1518374Beat Mantis Lords, explored around a bunch. She got the dream nail before getting a single nail upgrade, and before entering the fungal wastes.
>>1518145LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
She is pregnant.
>>1518352I like copying Gura when she says she does things and I know I'm not the only one.
>>1518208I think Pekora's ogey. Console-wars style numberfags ruin everything, what else is new.However, that one nousagi who gave his analysis on her unironically turned me off from her since he made her sound kinda unhinged.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNQ99CihGxgDon't forget to join Sora-chan as she cooks wonderful meals in Cooking Simulator.
>>1518108>>1518265Just take a look at the other tweets.It's WinterLeaf all over again.
>>1518404Yes, with me.
https://files.catbox.moe/st2gkb.mp4
>>1518231my theory is that google has been experiencing an ongoing serious performance incident in their distributed message queues, and that north american data centers are hit the hardest. my theory is that there is no "spam viewer" code at all and that it's just a lie. the difference between EN and JP is not in the location of the channel; it's in the location of the audiences.counting concurrent viewers has nothing to do with the location where the stream originates. it's a problem of collecting data from the audiences. the fact that there is *some* north american audience for holoJP is why they've been affected somewhat; the fact that there is *so much* audience for holoEN in north america is why they've been hit harder; and, the fact that, despite the NA bias, holoEN's audience is more geographically diverse than other kinds of channels is why they are an outlier who is hit the hardest.something else i argue is that there are other things that should be affected by degraded performance in message queues. we should see dropped chat messages, and we should see the severity of it roughly track the viewer count impact. we see that. we should also see subscriber counts flap bizarrely as the count crosses reporting interval thresholds (i.e., from 999,999 to 1,000,000)... and we see that.the other anon's independent testing agrees completely with a theory that viewers just aren't being counter correctly, even when conditions are ideal: no browser extensions, no ad blocking, youtube premium active, tab focused, sound on. for all the theories that actually rely on some kind of actual "spam viewer" implementation, there is evidence to cast doubt on it. i simply don't think there is any "spam viewer" filtering at all. their shit is broken and they are lying.
>>1518387She visited Ina's, and I think the only time they've interacted before that was with Ina's Noel + Flare drawing. She'll definitely show up to Gura's considering how much she wants to fuck her.
>>1518399I appreciate all of Mori.
>>1518347So the chinks are conspiring to lower the mood of each holo member so they will get demotivated for the amoogus collab?
>>1518407You're going to eat dog food?
>>1518113right here, ayamefriend!
>>1518250I think the worst part is outside of these threads I've only seen positive reception to that game comparing it to early Amnesia.
>>1518208I think Pekora's ogey.I just don't like DQ that much.
>>1518412Anon baby...
>>1518366Once you convert a few peer pressure will start converting more of themThe stragglers can be converted by sword like Christians did in the good old times
>>1518387She visited Ina's 7am JST duo stream, so there's a pretty good chance
>>1518352Gura watches on her phone. We know because she accidentally called emergency services that one time.
>No supa sundayToday is not going to be a good day
Imagine Gura finally getting to go to japan.Living in complete silence, no people and animals for years, suddenly surrounded by dozens of people who want to talk to you, then getting smothered in Noel's tits.
>>1518423you joke but it is a real thing in the real world lmao
>>1518416Fucking stop it anon. I still need to get past at least one more day for my dose of Ame, and I don't need this shit right now
>>1518057Jesus christ deadbeats come get your mans.
>>1518341I'm not gonna do that shit, man... One of my friends pretty much did the same with Jojo to the rest of our group, and I hate it because I actually like Jojo and I cannot talk about it anymore with them.
FBK's よいしょ... home...
Would a Dentist VTuber work Anons?
AHEMI HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKEMori has an amazing guh and her bread raps are great!Kiara is a pleassure to listen to! Maybe a little too pleasureable, but just remember, KFP is one big family!Ina has to make a pun or add a new girl to her /u/ harem every 26.1264 seconds or else she will literally die. She's also good at art too.Gura is really cute and funny! So much so that her fans constantly scream in joy whenever she streams!Watson is hard working and entertaining. Well, according to the people that constantly knock down their chairs at least.Haachama is energetic and always has something new to surprise us with! She can also be lewd at times, but that's why she's so endearing!Sora may not be fluent in English, but she's working hard on her eigo reps! Both you and I know she's going to make it because of her diligence!Nene.They're all great and trying their best! It's not a war between them and you should be happy for all of the Hololive members.Frick tribalistfags.Frick falseflaggers.Frick doxposters.Frick /qa/. Frick /hlg/.
>>1518108>Responds to a literal 0 anything new account that seems to be obessed with herCmon doggo dont be this dumb.
>>1518317It's more like a "i don't want you to know about this thing because I know you'll inject your stupid shit into it". One of my friends found out about hololive for example and he doesn't shut the fuck up about it, and he's the type to laugh at the same 5 terrible reddit tier jokes and this type of thing is exactly why I didn't bother talking to him about it. He's an okay guy but that type of shit is annoying. Of course, I'll make fun of him for this and he'll jab at me for other things too but Jesus Christ it's annoying. Just an example I can give for not showing your hobbies to friends.
Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
The EN anniversary was almost unwatchable. When so many members collab, then you really need games where people take turns so NOT EVERYBODY TALKS AT THE SAME TIME ALL THE FUCKING TIME. The amount of them talking over each other was horrible. Nobody enjoys listening to that mess. Either play turn based games where the action is split up so not everybody always has to say what they're doing at the same time, or play a game where you mute each other (although that's less fun in an anniversary collab like this) OR fucking be more disciplined and everybody just talk less in general because there are 5 times as many people who want to say stuff than usual.
>>1518444And then having your poor fragile shark body Flare-handled so that you then have to spend the rest of your trip explaining why you have bruises on your thighs and breasts.
>>1518439>teamates' week won't end with Good Day I feel bad for you, bros
>>1518423God knows what the bugs are trying to hatch for their little war, that tweet certainly does sound weird enough to be just one of their shits
>>1518352Out of all possibilities with that picture, having Gura own and use a CLEAN Thinkpad ranks the lowest.
JESAS
>>1518458Now post the worms tribute one
>>1518401Wait you can get the dream nail without desolate dive?
This should make that Watamage think twice before trying anything funny in this thread.
>>1518459nene...
>>1518419these are after all the people who repaint the superchat background color 60 times a second, just to waste incredible amounts of CPU even on their own browser. Google isn't good at software. Google isn't good at anything.
>>1518303When will the other ENs get outfits that expose their tummies
>>1518392I don't like to get involved in the politics of sheepposters, but i will go out of my way to remind them just this once.
https://twitter.com/amsrntk3/status/1370691416154775558?s=20UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>1518425Already have eaten dog food.
>>1518163Why else? He craves the (You)s, of course.
>>1518439Just remember, she found a place, and was very happy about that and her mobile stream setup working.It's at least nice to know that Ame is really happy.
>>1518482to be fair, that's surely a completely different team. in this case, they probably made a simple and ruthless calculation about the revenue impact of fixing viewer counts and decided it wasn't worth anything.
>>1518468>When so many members collab, then you really need games where people take turns so NOT EVERYBODY TALKS AT THE SAME TIME ALL THE FUCKING TIME.Still no where near as bad as the JP amongus collabs.
https://twitter.com/nekomataokayu/status/1370981975104704512
>>1518472You're right, needs more mold on both the laptop and the walls.
ALL TEAMATES STAND FOR UNITY,ANY TEAMATE WHO DOESN'T APPRECIATE ALL THE GIRLS IS NOT A REAL TEAMATEAME IS A UNITYCHAD, REAL TEAMATES ARE UNITYCHADS TOOLOVE MORILOVE AMELOVE KIARALOVE INALOVE GURALOVE DEADBEATSLOVE TEAMATESLOVE TAKOSLOVE KFPLOVE CHUMBUDSEVEN STILL YOU DONT NEED TO LOVE EVERYONE TO BE UNITYALL IT TAKES IS TO NOT ENGAGE IN FALSEFLAGGING AND BAITPOSTING, COMPARING FANBASES AND GIRLSITS SAD TO COMPAREHATE ANON
>>1518265Korone...
>>1518459based
>>1518468Best En collab was the drawing stream, and they talked over each other the whole time.
>>1518459Based?
>>1518225Can you bought more than one per-unique item??If yes I believe there's a Taiwanese schizo out there who will bought them on bulk.
>>1518468the problem with the Don't Starve collabs isn't the game. Other youtubers have had similar collabs without the issues. The problem is that they go right into the collab without playing the game solo for a while, so instead of going about things in a businesslike manner they're getting stomped by basic mechanics and talking about every little thing.
>>1518477Ye. Desolate dive is used to go deeper busting into one of the tomb things, but you can get the dream nail without even having wall-jump. It's a dead end though and the stag-station is free because you'd be trapped down there otherwise.
>>1518483As soon as I let Coco play with them.
>>1518469Flare's kinda autistic I feel like she'd get nervous around a foreigner
>>1518490I'm glad it seems to be meeting Ame's standards well enough for her to even invite Gura.
>>1518468I agree, there were still some good moments but that was not a particularly good collab. Also I'm sad that they've only ever tried DST with 5 people so that no one actually learns the game because it's too overwhelming and chaotic. Wish we could get some 2 or 3 person collabs where Ame properly teaches them the basics from the beginning, and they can play for more than an hour because it takes a few hours to get good.
>>1518468t. deadbeat
>>1518439You guys should start your own booba bot for emergency times like these
>>1518057Deadbeats need another purge, holy shit.
>>1518470I'll patienly wait for the next good day
*casts a spell to make your oshi shit herself in public causing her to have a breakdown in embarrassment *
>>1518408Link? Sounds like an interesting read.I doubt anything can put me off enjoying our Peck-O.
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1370984976779509760gura is not tired out from chatting with her audience for two and a half hours, but energized by it. this is SUCH a positive sign!
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1370984976779509760
>>1518468why are chumbuds like this
>>1518486I fucking love Gura's mama so much.
AME PLEASE TAKE NOTE
>>1518530Watamage! Look out!>>1518479
>>1518530*casts a spell that makes me love Mori so much she becomes my new oshi just before your spell can take effect*
Thread is literally turning into a hugbox jeezas
>>1518531Archive reps the runnycunny filename, should lead you to his posts.
>>1518530You got weird fetishes, Watamage.
>>1518535>>1518536>>1518539She's gonna masturbate
>>1518535>>1518536>>1518539Gura please teach Ame how to get this much energy too...
Ano SAA*Pushes into a full squad alone*Chotto SAA*Ninja loots every kill*Kimi SAA*Ditches team though portal*Nanka SAA*Chokes during the final circle*Tabun SAA*Tilts after avoidable loss*Maji de SAA*Has asperger fit*SLUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPP
>>1518530There's a reason watamage posts don't get as many (You)s anymore. You're getting sloppy. At least post something funny, you amateur.
>>1518549fuck off fag
>>1518549would you like a hug too?
>>1518549>don't falseflag or shittalk any of the girls because your oshi, whoever she is, wouldn't want that>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HUGBOX
No Supa Sunday bros... how do I cope?
>>1518535I'm so proud of this shark...
>>1518535>chair>ate>sleptNot surprising! She's going to stare at the ceiling for hours wishing she was streaming Terraria.
>>1518509>*Cue the final boss music*
SORA COOKING STREAMSOMEDAY IS SUNDAY SO GET IN THEREhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNQ99CihGxg
https://twitter.com/amsrntk3/status/1370983408088715264Discuss...
>>1518539GURA I HAVE DISCORD ON MOBILELOG ON REAL QUICK
I wonder with Daylight savings happening in the States(and maybe elsewhere) tonight if anyone will be late tomorrow.Probably not since they all use phones for alarms that auto-change but if they use their internal clocks might cause some shinanagens
>>1518549hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door, the vshojo thread is two blocks down
>>1518558Well yeah going to sleep usually means rubbing one out, looking at a couple of videos and then actually going to bed.
>Pekohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thKIMvIm2_4>Lunahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97zni8O2UfY>Koronehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yAxx9uPgkg>FBKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdVTgyyR5Hk>Noelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksVnH4aubdQ>Kanatahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDXc5ZyFHNI>Subaruhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrIDw5iR2x0>Sorahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNQ99CihGxg>zombie 2hrhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv0IaXROkMc>Towa x Nose 2hrhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C11RPqj7lAU>Rushia 2hrhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lLH_bVTE-0
>>1518412>shitposting from inside the womb
I thought I'd just quickly check this Luna stream out but listening to her bake is surprisingly comfy. Also cute how she occasionally responds to English comments in broken English.
>>1518549Anon I appreciate your attempt to replicate Sinfag but you're gonna have to accept that you'll never reach the level of Sinfag's (You)s with such shit bait.
>>1518530>>1518479lol see ya
>>1518564*casts a spell to make you not suck so much dick*
>>1518549not your hugbox faggot
>>1518530
>>1518543ya boi knew this day would come
>>1518112>>1518179Remember that image was originally made as an Anti-mori image
>>1518496Based
>>1518578>>1518509Will she ever be stopped?
>sora: sunday cooking!chammers...
>>1518570>>1518470>>1518439You watch Gura's stream with a guilty free conscience for once.
remember walfiee?
>>1518100I'M IN
https://twitter.com/MochizukiMochi_/status/1370985237610557440?s=20
>>1518569>>don't falseflag or shittalk any of the girls because your oshi, whoever she is, wouldn't want that>>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HUGBOXAnon trying to prevent shit-talking by using a moral appeal in a 4channel thread quite literally is trying to turn it into a hugbox. Not even the original anon but come on.
>>1518586That's rad migo
>>1518535>>1518536>>1518539She is growing stronger
>>1518610Only the dick can stop her
Do girls orgasm when they play dead by daylight?
>>1518501Best EN collab is still the tunnel digging one
>>1518549NOOO YOU'RE BEING TOO POSITIVE BRING OUT THE SHITPOSTS THE NEGATIVE NUMBERFAGGING WHERE'S THE DOX AAAAAAAA I DON'T FEEL AT HOME UNLESS EVERYONE IS A MISERABLE FAGGOT LIKE ME
God, Sora's swaying is amazingly cuteDoubly so once you know the reason why she's swaying
>>1518537t. deadbeat
>>1518058H-hey.. m-me too!!!
>>1518583Nacho mama... Gawr Gurnyan onegai...
>>1518570Just fap a lot tomorrow.If it helps, Noel's going to flirt with Gura tomorrow, so just imagine her colossal milk tanks rubbing all over Gura's flat tiny surface.
Did dancho learn ki yet?
>>1518583>>1518538>>1518486What's there to discuss. Nacho is a mama Gura has to hide from her lover because they're in danger.
>>1518208Why would you have a favorable opinion of a fake bitch who also happens to be whore?
>>1518549Shut up and hug me cunt
>>1518589kek, it's been years since I watched this
>>1518612TuT
>>1518626Girls don't orgasm at all. It's mostly just a charade to make guys feel better
>>1518644i mean, peopel like kiara so you tell me
>>1518610>hard to fault motive>actively wants to kill Cover's growth in the west because she's a lazy cuntYeah, real fucking hard to fault.
DAISENPAI IS ON AND COOKING. PLEASE SHUT UP AND THANK YOU. HAVE A NICE DAY
>>1518628Yes, because Amelia suffered.
someone needs to do a compilation of Ina and FBK doing the friend noises from Hollow Knight
>>1518619My oshi's desires are a morality now. Fucking awesome.
>>1518387Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think she said she was going to watch
>>1518613anon?
>JWU>Check Ame's channel, no new videos>Check Ame's twitter, old schedule still up>Remembered Ame made a tentative schedule on community posts, check that>Confirmed no stream this weekend>I've watched all her videos, so there's no archive reps to do>Body starts to get itchy>Throat is getting parched>Dick starts twitchingBros, when is Ame going to stream again? I really don't want to drink my own cum here...
>>1518626I haven't when I did, game was shit
[Great News] Friend rescued a friend!
>>1518651I promise you this is not true.
>>1518619a hugbox means no constructive criticism, does it not? that was always how i defined it in my head. personaly i think constructive criticism is fine (I have a few for all the ENs), but being an anti, calling for graduations, calling any talents whores, doxfagging, and just genuinely hating any of the girls does not fall under that constructive criticism.
>>1518658They are though. I mean they're just people. It's their individual morals.
>>1518486What's with the bizarre pillows?
>>1518664t.ako
>>1518570listen to Ame's song on loop while doing your repshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh4JP2IDswA
>>1518655Thank you for this blessing, daisempai!
GOD I WANT MIKO TO SHIT IN MY MOUTH SO FUCKING BAD. IMAGINE HER RANCID SLOPPY SHITS GOING DOWN MY THROAT AAAAAAAA
>>1518589I watch the whole damn thing every time
>>1518666>implying women post in this threadfuck off tranny
>>1518664She is currently moving and kind of busy. Just watch her archive or something.
I'm so glad that Gura is finally using her money to improve her life!
>>1518671This, exactly. A hugbox is a place that allows no criticism at all, even when it's useful. Antiposting and all associated forms of shitting up the thread is fucking faggotry, and not constructive.
>>1518549chu~I just kissed you faggot. What about it?
>>1518626my sister plays a lot of dbd should i be concerned?
>>1518678
If Gura and Noel weren't such spergs they could try to learn languages together
>>1518658Jokes on you, I'm a masochist
>>1518579Fuck I wanna watch this so badly but I'm already really engrossed in Luna's cooking stream. Even multiple displays wouldn't do anything for me sadly
>>1518265I don't if it's the effect of barely understanding Jap instead of fully understanding it but to me Korone's tone and accent makes me think she sound smug? Or rude? Not like I want her to change though
>>1518615>every picture they made used to be a mountain of (You)s>came out as a dude and their pictures are now completely ignored, not even posted here
>>1518681Koopa...Risu...Kana...Mori...
>>1518686Sorry but your sister has rape fantasies, you better make them come true before some malicious oji-san does.
Ina's image OST song makes me wish Capcom would hand over the permissions already so she can play Okami
>>1518049Based UNITY poster!
>>1518664I'm sure Ame would be thrilled to know you are drinking your own cum again. You want to make her happy right?
>>1518636>Noel's going to flirt with Gura tomorrowHuuuuuh?Did I miss something?
>>1518700be right back
>>1518684Yup, hopefully she's also able to use it to improve her eating habits.
>>1518686I'm concerned that you haven't fucked your sister.
>>1518669Imagine what sex with friend is like...
>>1518684i just want her to spend more on herself and not all of it on work equipment...
>>1518636>Noel's going to flirt with Gura tomorrowWait what when was this established?
>>1518145>no superchatOne job
>>1518589kek the most recent one I watched is in the Mushoku Tensei threads during the Eris scene.
>>1518678wtf
>>1518687Reminds me of the time I kissed some boy bullying me to make him fuck offI think he was a faggot since he continued to attack me and then running away, lmao
>>1518123I love them both so much
>>1518698>Kana..EN gen 2 please...
>>1518698i said post, not lurkalso, other than treerat i refuse to believe anyone else comes here
>>1518711she's overweight and i'm not an architect
>>1518610Nope and once EN 2 happens she'll be even stronger.
>>1518658Ah excellent, good thing Ame is my oshi so I can continue to uoh post in response to Gura at minimum.
>>1518671I mean in principle sure but constructive criticism is called shit talking in these threads all the time so trying to prevent shit talking is overall promoting a hugbox mentality. Remember how angry people get when you point out how Ame is often too quiet in collabs? And that's a really small thing that's been evident a lot - people take things like that as antiposting.
>>1518678based
>>1518697desu I'm not even convinced they're a guy and it was just said to get people to fuck off, which it did
>>1518610This is actually kinda funny.
>>1518735>programmerMale.
>>1518678Anon...
>【ドラゴンクエスト11S】世界が闇に包まれた。再び光を取り戻せ!!!ぺこ!【ホロライブ/兎田ぺこら】ネタバレあり>24,803 watching now
>>1518722>Reminds me of the time I kissed some boy bullying me to make him fuck off
>>1518615
>>1518697What retard actually thought that Walfie was a female in the first place?
>>1518562>Does nothing all day vs literally taking a trip to go house hunting
Chumbuds...Why did Gura eat dog food?
>>1518612Based chumbud.
>>1518454>mansGet out. You are not welcome here you fucking newfag. I can ALREADY tell by the way your using "mAnS" like a fucking low iq degenerate retard that you likely hail from somewhere outside of this site. I hope you understand that you are not allowed here. Not allowed. None of us here like you, we want you to LEAVE. You and your other shitty little stupid friends come here and shit up the threads with your dumb fucking posts. You don't even know that sinfag isn't even a deadbeat, he's just a falseflagger. But you wouldn't know that, right my "mans"? You come from places that celebrate degenracy and applaud low IQ takes so you think you can hop on here and not get caught using your stupid fucking slang that reveals your true identity. ammegeddon? J? What are those? What is TT? I can already tell you know nothing about our culture, our history and our roots. You come here to and you think this "global thread" seems like a neat place to talk. Think again you faggot, we do not want you here. LEAVE.
>>1518678Something something jazz music stops
>>1518696Yeah, Korone takes on a smug attitude in her streams a lot and often banters with her viewers. It can come across as rude to people but that's part of her charm.
salman
>>1518733Because it's never just "hey, don't you think Ame is a little too quiet in collabs?" It's "THIS STUPID USELESS BITCH AME NEVER SPEAKS UP WHY IS SHE EVEN HERE GRADUATE ALREADY".
>>1518697And yet /hlgg/ still gets all holier-than-thou when the topic of idolfags and unicorns come up. Shit's hilarious in its hypocrisy.
>>1518722>>1518745KEK
What will numberfags do if youtube ever fixes the live viewer count?
>>1518697I don't understand why. Everyone knows most of the fanartists are dudes but we still enjoy their stuff.
>>1518733yeah, that is unfortunate. but i'd rather a few retards take criticisms like that as being an anti, then having even one anti or doxfag or what in this thread.
soda loves salman
>>1518676Funny thing, Ina, Gura, and Ame's first songs as artists on Spotify are these BGMs.
>>1518744Look at this smug number loving face. How can you hate it?
>>1518722You ruined his life. He's probably gay now.
>>1518704>>1518715She just said she's gonna cheer Gura on in her nihongo learning stream, which will probably just be generic "Good job Gura!" and "Gura cute!" phrases in chat.
>>1518733Surely everyone knows that teamates are mongoloids who would defend Amelia from a fucking fly despite her being a grown woman with multiple obvious flaws
>>1518678anon....i.....what...
>>1518755based
>>1518755>westopped reading
>>1518753Gura is ridiculously curious, and I think she was even more so when she was a kid.
>>1518535
>>1518761Idolfags are right, anyone claiming otherwise is wrong. No hypocrisy here.
Damn watching FBK is like rewatching Ina exactly.She does the exact same noises to the point of me suspecting she watched part of Ina's streams before picking it up
>>1518753If you've been watching Gura long enough this shouldn't even shock you remotely at this point.
>>1518722kinda hot
Holotalk Tier ListFubuki > Mel > Subaru > Miko > Marine > Shion
>>1518784pic unrelated
>>1518722based
I've been replaying the songs from Gura's last karaoke so much, she did so well with so many songs
>>1518753My oshi is curious and strange
>>1518765Because Ame used to give him more attention than usual and teamates would cope by pretending that he was a she. Now they know that's not the case and pretend he doesn't exist instead, and Ame can't acknowledge him anymore either because she knows the schizos will have a meltdown again.
>>1518786Based and true
>>1518676>MisteavousCamelliachama...but why?
>>1518790I think she mentioned that she did.
>>1518790FBK and Ina were created using the same genetic material
>>1518792Miko's was really good though?
>>1518755>we
>>1518742not when he's got his programming socks
>>1518755If not a pasta: damn dude this ain't worth the effortIf a pasta: damn dude nice pasta.Either way we've unironically gotten a ton of lolcow "refugees", as indicated by the number of Kiara hate posts/threads. They should be bullied out post-haste.
*casts a spell to make every Holo do a live stream where they all piss into the same toilet simultaneously for 20 minutes straight*
>>1518678>he doesn't chew and savor the flavorngmi
>>1518676Ame's song sounds like the backing to a Nanahira track
The holy one has spokenI must follow and sub
>>1518792>Miko not first
>>1518784I don't get it?
>>1518813friend....is a gook?......
>>1518786Idolfags are okay, unicorns are fucking not.
>>1518825>damascus is a watamage poster now
>>1518786>Idolfags are rightThe worst part of this statement is that you actually believe it.
GOD DAMMIT FBK JUST FIGHT GORB, INA NEVER FUCKING DID IT AND I NEED A CHUUBA TO MAKE HIS NOISES
>>1518664Watch her Phasmophobia collab with Gura and Ina, I think only Gura streamed it.
>>1518834in soul only
>>1518760It is often just pointing out flaws without needless exaggerating though. The fact that you can't see that means you're part of the problem.
Sora please...You have controls in bottom right
>>1518608you are not wrong
>>1518840he's right though
>>1518831who? is this another uto situation where people'll spamming a non holo and wonder why no one cares?
>>1518840Explain what an idolfag is and why they are wrong
This thread had changed me as a person. Nowadays I'll say any dumb shit just for (You)s. Where did it all go wrong?
>>1518664Drink up anon
JWU.How was Ina's Visage stream? Worth watching if I really dislike Visage? Any kino and worthwhile moments, or just frustration?Also just how bad were the threads? I see sinfag is unironically back.
>>1518834yayoi friend...
>>1518840He's not wrong, you're just a retard
>>1518840>idolfags are wrong and that's why this guy's drawings just happened to stop being posted completely when it came out that he was a male
>>1518792>Shion that low
>>1518840I'm right and I have multiple people agreeing with me.If idolfags are wrong, why would you be here anyway? You could just go to vshoujo general, it's all the same to you
>>1518608>TFW saw when he kept spamming it so I poorly edited Mori into it>It fucking spiraled into this messGood times
>>1518848It really isn't. The fact that you think your bullshit is constructive in any way is the problem.
>>1518774>minecraft creative mode>hybrid scheduleteamates aren't afraid to tell her when they don't like something unlike chumbabies
>>1518860Ina Alter eroi...
Just woke up. How was Calliope's debut stream?
>>1518796yeah, people were saying right after that it was her best one ever. i can't really decide something like that so quickly, but late the next day i had come around. she was especially amazing and it was a really, really good karaoke stream.
>>1518858You changed anon....
>>1518833The "kfp (gura anti)" falseflagging seanigger wants to make a comeback
The hardest truth for everyone here to face is that my opinions are simply correct, even if I am wrong, it will be true in the future. I can never be, and I will never be wrong or incorrect about any matter. With that said, my take is that hololive girls are cute.
>>1518825God I hope this comes true.
>>1518848>It is often just pointing out flaws without needless exaggerating though.Anon, be honest with me. Were you here for the collab sticky?
>>1518858Welcome to my world
>>1518712Very strong pelvic muscles
>>1518753Gura is genuinely a freak. But it's ok, it means we're closer to her now. https://youtu.be/xIMtb0QVhUY?t=1232
I'm trying to draw Subaru in spats but
>>1518852We have a few obsessed nacho tards who can't help posting everything she does
>>1518772It's going to be crazy when a number of the girls learn enough english to collab then start swarming the EN girls with collab requests unless it's the EN girls who invite them like it usually is AFAIK
>>1518842Conglaturations, anon
>>1518865Idolfags are retarded because they still get posted
>>1518860it was ok, she is ore comeptetnt than most and did the most progress out of any holo.Htreads were fine since gura was a ina timeloop
>>1518884I meant I don't get what he meant by that. I could tell it was supposed to be a falseflag but did he fucking forget the text? I can't pretend to seethe if you don't at least put effort.
>>1518891ui mama got to him
>>1518891What?
>>1518892i was a fan of her years before gura became my oshi, but i do agree it's odd how much of her off-topic art people post here.
>9.2m > 9.5m > 10.8m > 7.1m > 6.1m > 4.5mreclining...
>>1518722>he doesn't scratch his balls in front of him and bitchslap him afterwardsOnly based people that had a swordfight with their friends using their pubic hair can reply to me
I just realized Gorb's attacks look sort of like the Radiance's
ATTENTION: NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT INDOGS
Have you guys always been socially akward?Back when I was a little kid during a family visit, all my female cousins were talking pictures in the bathroom for hours and I needed to pee really bad, so I just entered, pulled my pants and took a huge piss in the toilet in front of them.
Redpill on me Bloop, why does Gura hate him?
[Bad News] Sora can't cook in this game
>>1518896What's the last new one he drew that got posted and got the same fuckload of (you)s that they used to get pre-reveal?
>>1518891ANON?
>brought up walfiee because I wanted other anons to post more of his art >schizo faggots used it to spark another unicorn/idolfag timeloop I'm so sorry guys
>>1518875The difference between us isn't that we're afraid to speak up, the difference is that Gura has unironically never done anything wrong in her entire fucking life.
Luna's being cute and talking to her overseas audience!
>>1518860Maybe watch the first hour or so since she was apparently really good at avoiding jump scares so after the start she stopped being as scared
>>1518898>pretend to seethewow, just wow. now this is one hell of a KFP cope, just because everyone outside of you obsessed cult faggots hates kiara and wants her to leave, does not mean you can deflect and pretend you "don't care" fuck outta here nigger
>>1518896I wasnt an idolfag until Ame showed up, now I cant help but cheer and want her success as an idol and more, you need to go back
>>1518871Refusing to admit any criticism in these threads is constructive and rallying against criticism as a whole as a result is promoting a hugbox mentality. If no criticism is accepted this might as well be Reddit.>>1518887Yes, yes I was.
>>1518911What about the person you're posting?
>>1518858>lurked for 5 years>within a few months I went from only posting when I had something to add to posting anything I thought would get me some (you)s
>>1518890>that soft giggle at the endThanks anon, I live for those.
>>1518914He was being used to censor Gura art.
GORB LOVE
>>1518920Probably should've started with a recent piece of art or an edit
>>1518924>wow, just wowwas half expecting you to call him a chud too
>>1518875Chumbuds have accepted the reality that Gura won't stream all that often, but celebrate the slow growth that she is having. Teamates spend all day in 100% cope mode.
>>1518920There's no timeloop; /hlgg/ is primarily made up of idolfags, or people who agree with them, and the rest are outsiders trying to fit in. There's no arguing with facts.
>>1518924See this is the good shit. I'm not even a KFP but if you want my (you)s you have to put in the effort.
>>1518920Eh, it happens. Can't blame you for the shitposters knowing exactly how to trigger anons' autism in the thread.
>>1518911
>>1518924wrong thread
>>1518924Why are you falseflagging as me kfpnigger?
>>1518944
HOLY SHIT GUYSSORA MANAGED TO FINISHTEH TUTORIAL INSIDE OF TWENTY MINUTES
>>1518419>my theory is that there is no "spam viewer" code at all and that it's just a lieThat seems unlikely, there was an actual code change around December as the viewcounts were affected overnight.All the other info in this post makes sense to me, but from my own personal experiences of large corpo cultures, "lies" are usually extravagant fabrications from marketing departments, in this case this feels more like negligence/outright incompetence than a cover up. Since livestreaming represents such a small part of youtube's operations (hell, vtubers *are* the primary draw on youtube's platform, as superchat numbers show), I wouldn't be surprised if they simply didn't give a shit.
>>1518905I don't have a problem with it since she and Gura seem to really like each other, but some people went nuts for her ever since they found her streaming on twitch
>>1518940What does that response have to do with the post you're replying to?
>>1518911Holo ID is the closest to EN considering they speak english too. And your oshi likes them quite a lot and would be sad if she saw you making these unnecessarily mean posts.
>>1518944>Not the soundpost version
Its been a fun 6 months
>>1518962Shitposter too retarded to read please andastand
I miss Ame, but it's okay, once she has her new office she will be happier
>>1518958i mean, there may have been something like a "spam filter" added to the chats around that time that knocked it over. but "spam viewer" isn't even a meaningful phrase. there's nothing reasonable that it COULD mean.
>>1518920In a perfect world, everyone would know if their posts would lead to schizo timeloops. But this is not a perfect world
>>1518860I love Ina! and I'll watch her Visage continuation if she continues it but no. It was possibly one of her worst streams solely because the game sucks. The first hour is alright as she's scared and cute (she moved the mic close to her mouth so she whispered the entire 3 and a half hours) and played with the lights off to make the game more impactful. After the first hour though, things began "picking up" but she accidentally missed every single jumpscare until the scripted one you need to see to progress. Then she continued missing them to the point of thinking they didn't even exist until she began dying due to low insanity. At the end, she was frustrated and asked chat to help backseat her only to immediately quit after anyway due to frustration.That said Ina was cute in this. If you just want some Ina noises it can't hurt to put it on since she only gets frustrated in the last forty minutes or so.Here are the highlights:https://youtu.be/eMJ2OCyYm8I?t=3991https://youtu.be/eMJ2OCyYm8I?t=5823https://youtu.be/eMJ2OCyYm8I?t=8148https://youtu.be/eMJ2OCyYm8I?t=12546
>>1518928I've seen genuine criticism in these threads, but most people can't frame it in a way that doesn't make them come off like they hate the girl. Not sure why that's so hard for you to grasp.
Which Hololive member would you fap forever for if she asked you to?
>>1518920I just don't understand why people are acting like idolfags hate male fanartists by default to begin with when that's not the case at all. Like "idolfags are right" about what? Male fanartists bad? Being an idolfag doesn't mean being a tranny who hates your own sex.
Man the duck is really into Granblue's story, huh. The first arc of the main quest doesn't even get interesting until near the end.
>>1518952Why are you falseflagging as kfp falseflagging as a kiara anti
>>1518967The days of darkness. Hopefully light will return to the world and Pekora will reign as number one soon
>>1518967TICK TOCK USHITA PEKOSHIT
Why did someone like Watame, someone so pure hearted, that cries at even the smallest thing, become the posterchild for shitposters?It at least made sense for Pekora because she's a mischief-maker, but Watame would cry (more) if she saw people using her face to bring down others.
>>1518967>spent literally every day on /jp/ and refreshing holo.poi so i could be the first to post "here's your top x holos, bro" every hour, on the hourgood times
>>1518984Wait I thought you were the KFP?
>>1518958>I wouldn't be surprised if they simply didn't give a shit.it's most likely this, Youtube's biggest focus is attracting big name American celebrities, and keeping the brands who advertise on their platform happy. if this were a problem that affected someone on the US trending page, then it would've been fixed by now.
You guys argue and worry about things that are not worth it. Meanwhile I'm having sex
*casts a spell to fix whatever is wrong with that weird watamage*
>>1518967Didn't earn itDoesn't deserve it
>>1518995hey me too!
>>1518984Why are you falseflagging as kfp falseflagging as a kiara anti falseflagging as a deadbeat?
>>1518974She was cute and seeing her play a horror game was great, but that said, this game in particular has absolutely terrible game design.
>>1519006t. lunaito
>>1518988>Why did someone like Watame, someone so pure hearted, that cries at even the smallest thing, become the posterchild for shitposters?Entirely - and I do mean ENTIRELY - because of this one face she can make, and how goddamn fucking smug she looks.
>>1519002
>>1518918Literally >>1518697 when it first got posted a few days ago lmaoThe reason people stop posting walfiee's shit is because Ame stopped giving him attention, the same thing happened with Klauis, and the same thing will happen to Mamaloni when Kiara stops giving her attention, and the same thing will happen to that guy who makes those Gura animations when Gura stops giving him attention Saying "dude it was because us epic idolfags disowned him!! XD" is some weird cope you fags do to circlejerk your own illogical ideology
>>1518962he says teamates>chumbudsi says chumbuds>teamates
>>1518995What's it like? Do titfucks feel good? Does protection make it awful?t. 32 y/o virgin with no magic powers
>>1518908more like halved her stream hours
>>1518920That's just how it is. Idolfags are all over this board but they do not want to admit it.anyone who says that they dont care about the gender or whatever and they're 'dropping' an artist because of <petty reason> is just coping. They do not even realize they are being idolfags, but delude themselves into thinking they are reasonable. Just look at how kloose got character assassinated and walfie immediately dropping off the second they said they were a male. Any girl who gives artist attention will make that artist have to deal with schizos that cannot understand reality, that likes and shoutouts do not mean your oshi is in love with some twitter artist. But they'll bring up "but they did this or that!" but truth is, no one gives a fuck about any of this shit if the artist is female, it only matters if its a male and then suddenly we have to be worried about yabs.I hate coping idolfags more then anything, just accept your an idolfag instead of coping with stupid logic.
>>1518987you're about 5 months late anon...
>>1518978Nigga any of them, I just want somebody to want me.
>>1518995yeah, with me.c'mere babe
To anyone who's membered to Luna, is this basically what her members cooking streams are like except a little more special since you're paying for them?I can get behind this
>>1519016Holy based.
>>1518979>Being an idolfag doesn't mean being a tranny who hates your own sexOh boy do I have news for you.
>>1518974>Can actually see her physically recoilIna needs to stream more horror games
I can't believe we got Producer-San as a new character and barely anyone was talking about them.
Neko punch!
>>1518978Probably none of them tbqh, I love my oshi because she is cute
>>1518995Alright bro I'll join you
>>1518995I haven't had sex in almost a decade
>>1518931You probably think Pekora and aqua are good friends too
>>1519018>Do titfucks feel goodno
>>1518928Then you know know exactly how hard we were raided with the next few threads still fuck-full of tourists peddling shitty rrats and tribalfagging. You can say you disapprove of Kiara (interrupting?) Gura when she was tearing up, but far too often posts saying that are also shitting on Kiara in the same breath.A hypothetical rational criticism can be addressed by bringing up the point that Gura in her first Ukulele stream said, through her tears, "I'm sorry guys, I know you come here for a good time." So it's not unreasonable she told her genmates ahead of time to interject when/if she gets to that point and Kiara did it first.But its very rarely constructive criticism instead of low-effort baitposting for Yous.
>>1518860Most people here didn't like it cause they thought the game was shit, so you probably won't like it. I did though, I really like Ina playing walking sim-type stuff. Also it's worth noting that she played it for three and a half hours and seemed to be mostly enjoying herself, I actually wouldn't be surprised if she finished it.
Here's an artist that will never disappoint, be sure to follow her streams
>>1519034idolfags =! unicorns. we've been over this since /jp/
>>1518678Hi Anon.
>>1518350your name has been written.
>>1519018>Do titfucks feel good?Lolno, that shit is a goofy joke from bad porn. >Does protection make it awful?"Awful" is a strong word, but it does make it a lot less enjoyable.
>>1519016>Ame stopped giving him attentionbut why
>>1518755>we>us
>>1519034Those are unicorns, not idolfags.
>abusing time loops
>>1518988Because the Ayame Shitposter gave up
>>1519036I think I missed that somehow, what stream does it get talked about?
>>1519018just buy a onahole
>>1519062Because Ame herself is an idolfag.
>>1519016>because Ame stopped giving him attention>literally uses his stuff for her recent thumbnails.
ENTER, WORST BOSS
>>1518995Yeah, with me
>>1519075Ina members stream.
>>1518678>>1518756
>sheepposting comes back>/hlgg/ becomes better coincidence?
>>1518868This is why arguing with idolfags is a waste of time, I dislike idol culture as a whole and you faggots I assume I want the holo girls to just be your run of the mill streamers, I don't and I'm happy to see them grow and hope to see them dancing at some holo show someday, but you're a complete retard if you support idol culture in any form.For every girl that achieves the idol dream there's 10 broken ones right behind her, idol culture is absolute fucking cancer.
today isn't gonna be a good day...
>>1519020Based.
>>1519020>Idolfags are all over this board but they do not want to admit it.Why write that long-ass post when you're wrong in the first sentence? We admit that we're here. It's not a secret. What would we be hiding for?
>>1519078>Ame is a 35p>Ame is also an idolfagHow is Ame so based?
>>1519060Okay, when gura graduates in september you can cry and quote me to get 50 (You)s. I've already seen what is to come and you faggots keep disbelieving. Every time every loop its the same shit. Whatever, just watch out for the en gen 2 with red hair.
>>1519016But she still likes and uses his art for thumbnails and shit.
>>1519035>>1518974Speaking of, you made me search out this specific part because I thought it was overwhelmingly adorable.https://youtu.be/eMJ2OCyYm8I?t=11402
>>1518988She knows exactly what she's doing, tweeting smug pics like this.https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1369566444543877122
>>1518928>Refusing to admit any criticism in these threads is constructive and rallying against criticism as a whole as a result is promoting a hugbox mentality.With regard to Ame and collabs, plenty of teamates have expressed their desire for her to do more and improve at them, ergo they accept said criticism and hope for her to work on them. It's a pretty common one actually. Usually this is expressed best after the streams end and the shitposters/tourists get tired.During the live threads however, you instead have shitposters who watch the stream sperging at every 20 seconds of silence from Ame, shitposters who don't watch the stream begging Ame to talk while she's mid-sentence on stream, and those same shitposters not sperging when e.g. Mori goes silent for several minutes at once (which was fine btw, Mori doesn't have to carry conversation the entire time). That's the difference. Now, these posts are pretty easy to ignore in my opinion, but calling them out as the low quality posts that they are is not promoting a hugbox mentality.
>>1519018>Do titfucks feel good?If you're not a dicklet they're pretty good, nothing amazing.Does protection make it awful?Absolutely awful, just jerk off at that point.
>>1518940When you're oshi is perfect like Gura,she can do nothing wrong.
>>1519020All unicorns are idolfags but not all idolfags are unicorns.
>>1518972My money is on whoever wrote the public-facing announcement not understanding what the change was, and whoever was in charge of the change wasn't involved in the follow-up for this to slip through QA.Bottom line, I doubt it affect vtubers significantly anyway. It doesn't cut into their superchat income, and all it does is keep them lower in the trending streams section, but does anybody actually use it? Still, it would be super interesting to look at some statistics for indie english vtubers, and see if they're affected in a similar way, because if not then it 100% confirms the issue is caused by how Cover set up their channels.
>>1518714There's only so much McDonalds money can buy.
>>1519096>I'm happy to see them grow and hope to see them dancing at some holo show somedayyou're an idolfag. you're thinking of unicorns.
>>1519062She moved on.Did you really expect her to show up and give a gold star to the same fan artist over and over again for the rest of her career?
>>1519044Oh? What about this one then?
why is reddit raiding us?
What did she mean by this?https://twitter.com/CRUNCHY_MMLONI/status/1370968707371913217
How did you guys react on Mel being no pan?
The way Friend imitates all of these bug noises is adorable.
>>1518419But other streamers with mostly NA audiences aren't affected nearly as much.
>>1518995>things that are not worth itSex wasn't worth the effort and time
>>1519130Mamaloni is ACTUALLY a /u/schizoWe love her, but she's genuinely a schizo.
>>1519128Reddit review faggots are here.
>>1519135haha she is a friend of bugs!
>>1518391>Kanata is going to die>Kanata does an early debut reaction vid>Gura does an early debut reaction vid>...???
Aqua is doing fucking great today
>>1519086>Worst boss in a game with Uumuu and MarkothCome on now
>>1519105AAAAAA I WANT TO PROTECT HER
>>1519096I"m pretty sure you're conflating the idol ideal with the realties of irl idolhood. But even in HoloEN, there are people that failed to get in (A certain Nierfag comes to mind as a possibility)Just watch the ones you like and witness the growth of your oshi. It's not that hard.
A lot has happened to Hololive in the past hourSo much that we can't even perceive it
>>1519096These girls can only exist as idols because of idol culture, both the past that paved the way for them and the current that keeps them from doing anything fucking stupid and damaging the entire brand. You don't have to like it because ultimately you're irrelevant and Cover knows who butters their bread, and it wasn't you pseudo-normalfags who weren't turning up when Sora had triple-digit live viewers, I can tell you that.
I can't wait to hear Matuli break down in tears of joy as she spectates the final game and watches Towa and Nose clutch out a win to finish #1 overall over Nora's team
BURNING THE KITCHEN DOWN WITH LUNA!!!
>>1519135Ina and Fubuki collab stream where they use friend bug noises only WHEN?
>>1518988Its that fucking smug face she can do that makes her so good for those kinda posts.
>>1518219They've reclined in subgrowth. That much is verifiable.
>>1519141Is Mamaloni a vtuber? Who is she? Can we watch her anywhere?
Aqua is in a roll, god bless the timeloop.
god I hope that friend doesn't dream nail them
God, Sora trying to cook is really cute!
>>1518974>That complete freeze-up when scaredIna..
>>1519128The anti-idol culture reddit crowd always gets uppity when this topic is brought up.
Okay so after consulting my bank statement, I have withdrawn 4687 dollars from my daughter's college fund to superchat the girls. Semester is 2021 Fall, I have until end of august before she needs the money. The bank has allowed me to take a line of credit up to 10k, so I'll probably put 5k in her account and take 1k for my own SC usage (maybe i'll rainbow idk). My wife is oblivious to all of this so it should be all clear.
>>1519158I want to live in your timeline bro...
Noel...
Thoughts?
>>1519181someone post the highly upvoted reddit comments saying "fuck idol culture, the girls should have sex toy / fuck reviews"
>>1518928You cannot distinguish between "constructive criticism" and blatant shitposting for (You)s because you're either utterly disingenuous about your objectives or your brain is so fucking addled that you legitimately think that "Man x really did y a lot in z stream, she's a dumb fucking whore who doesn't care about anything other than her own career and is going to destroy hololive as we know it." is """"constructive criticism"""". I've seen very VERY little actual legitimate and constructive criticism that allows for a conversation about it and incredible amounts of OPINION shitposting that doesn't. This place is not a fucking hugbox for the faggots that want to do the latter and they'll be called faggots for it.
>>1519135FRIEND NO
>>1519183Who's your oshi?
>>1519169Cuddling and sleepy time with Gura! Goodnight!
>>1519183You better have a plan to pay that shit off, anon.
>>1519183this would have been more interesting if you started earlier and built it up slower. maybe it can still be salvaged, but i doubt many people will believe it at this point.
>Gura got the smallest size Herman Miller chairUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>1519148Someone should bring knock her down a peg.
>>1519118It's annoying how people conflate idolfags with unicorns. It leads to a bunch of retards thinking that to be a cool idolfag and fit in they have to do things like sperg out whenever Sora does a collab with Gacchiman.
>>1518879Cringe, but also kino
>>1519166i think that is epxected since the first months of the year are slow for content creators. im curius on the next months, i see gura is back at 40k a week.
>>1519190Does anyone know exactly how many husbands Nene has?
>>1519159Ina please.... Collab with your senpais....
>Pekora played with Kiara>Koro-san played with Mori>Fubuki
>>1519183Larping... Post your bank save or bullshit.
>>1519200FuckingIMAGINE
Luna's English is improving
>>1519200IMAGINE
>>1519204agreed.
>>1519200>me and gura share the same size chairdo I have a chance guys?
>>1518928plenty of criticism is discussed and accepted here when it's clear it's being argued in good faith. unfortunately on an anonymous mongolian basket weaving forum where any shithead with an internet connection can post, ESL and the mentally ill and retarded come to this site, don't lurk, don't understand irony, nuance or subtext, and shit up the threads with their dogshit keystrokes and humor
>>1519183>>1519195Hopefully not Kiara.
>>1519200>Only 30 something kg>4 foot 7 inches>Feet dangle off of chair>IMAGINE
>>1519200Oh my god she's actually 100% confirmed tiny
>>1519190>POV: You're Walt Disney
>>1519204True
>>1519062>>1519078>>1519120>>1519016You literal retards know that she likes and even recently used his art right?It's fucking unicorns like you that try to bury anything "male" related when it comes to Ame that is fucking cancer.
>>1519204Because they often overlap.
>>1519225with mori, sure
>>1519204Obviously >we need to shit on unicorns a lot harder in these threads until newfags learn the difference.
>>1519200Her old chair she had to boost herself off of. She's a legit womanlet
>Zoi on Subaru's GBF Home pageBased duck.
>>1519200https://files.catbox.moe/3wdmsv.mp3
>>1519016Yeah I don't know where this weird "we dropped Walfie because he's a man" narrative is coming from. We knew Klaius' gender from day one and his stuff was still well-received here every fucking day until the schizo clip came out.
>>1519225Try mori.
If my oshi breathes near a male, I am dropping her. Fuck you niggers.
>>1519225If you're a girl you do
>>1518911You know it's kinda amazingIt don't think even as far back as /jp/ has this image EVER being used along side a good beforeAme megaphoneposters are /hlgg/'s equivalent of sad cat fags
I want Subaru to start another Zelda soon.
>>1519204and then they tell the actual idolfags that they're Redditors who should go back because they're not unicorns
>>1519231Reminder that she's so small she can't even drive
>>1519253If my male breathes near an oshi, I am dropping him. Fuck you niggers.
>>1519203Reminder that Suisei>Streams once per month>Admitted that she only started vtubing because it's the current trend>Only plays games that everyone already played>Panders to forced EOP memes>Didn't participate in bloom despite claiming to be an idol-focused holo (and yet still has time for a nijinigger live)It's clear that Suisei doesn't give a fuck about hololive. She could graduate right in this very second and literally nothing will change
>Sora counting loudly to 50CUTE
>>1519200CUTE
>>1519189She's been going at that for a while now.How does Nioh 2 compare to all the other souls-like games?
>>1519253i'll go and breathe next to her just to spite you now
>>1518914Out of all her genmates, Gura tried the hardest to push the "fictional personal" thing when she debuted, to the point some people here would get mad because all she'd talk about was Atlantis roleplay stuff and would avoid mentioning any details about her daily life.Bloop is just a jpeg, there isn't much to say about him unless you've got a wild storyteller's imagination (which doesn't really seem like Gura's type). Out of all the HoloENs mascots, the only one that regularly gets mentioned is Ina's tako, and that's because he's a personification of her chat, which isn't remotely as static as a purely jpeg fish you have to make up your own stories for. Notice how Gura even switched to using a shrimp to represent her chat, and that shrimp character has essentially replaced Bloop.
>>1519263Based Homochad
>>1519183I love these girls too but you are a fool. You are putting a stupid SC to women you don't know over your daughter's future. Even if it's bait you need to be told you suck, bro.
you want a cold hard truth? your "Oh-she" talks to a male they're not related to on a regular basis.
>>1519256well I am transitioning so I have a good chance with gura then :D very happy to learn that she is a similar height to me
Luna has apparently burnt the entire top chocolate layer of the brownie
>>1518995And that's why you a whore, Ayame.
>>1519249The "schizo clip" wasn't even schizo. What doomed Klaius was his constant akasupas making unicorn chumbuds get jealous. A few psychos were already starting to hate him before that clip came out and they were the ones that blew it out of proportion. It still would have died and meant nothing but then some meme genius created the mike myers OC and it spiraled from there.
Ina pure! (No boyfriend!)Ina cute! (Really cute!)Ina comfy! (Humu humu!)Ina perflat! (Hottest holo!)Ina inspiring! (Indeed!)Ina ina ina!!!!!! (Wah!)
>>1518928You can write the most constructive and well meaning criticism here and someone here will still call you a faggot. Why? Because it's a fucking imageboard for retarded autists like (You), me and that idiot above me. People will tell you to fuck off for no reason or will bait you on purpose. They might even tell you to fuck off because they don't care about criticism, because it makes you angry or because they love their oshi so much, she can do no wrong.Stop worrying so much about it, nigger. This has been the case since forever. Express yourself, some anons will agree or disagree and discuss, others will tell you to suck on something. Life moves on.
>>1519253Probably best if she does that sooner rather than later then
>>1519248THEY ARE
Your numbers
I like Friend's Norio Wakamoto impression
>5 fried shrimps>One lemon, cut in four>Coating of oil>Three basil piecesWould you eat Sora's cooking?
>>1519200Are those the actual sizes? There's no way size A is that tiny. And wtf is with size B and C's fucked up shapes?
>>1519277My daughter is a whore who comes home late and causes drama when none of us have done anything wrong to her. Why would I feed someone ungrateful instead of my oshi? Now I might not take out the line of credit when I think about it
>>1519200UUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>1518150The massive like ratio the ENs girls have is exactly what makes the bug so believable to me. I've been watching Youtube videos for so long, and one thing I can say for certain is that most people don't ever bother with the Like and Dislike buttons.
>>1519290Pieces of meat that most humans eat.
>>1519150I want to bully Ina
>>1519279>transitioningAnon..
>>1519282You're forgetting the part where he came here and tried to get anons to stop shitting on him, which only made the thread double down on it.
>>1519279based
>>1519285>newfag doxxsheep.png
>>1519253I'm going to join holostars and I am going to collab with your oshi and you're going to like it. And even if management doesn't let us collab, rest assured, I will be talking to them over discord off stream and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>1518757Is it similar to Ame or more aggressive?
>>1519236Meds
>>1519294Sounds nice, yeah
>friend voice acting magnus strongboss is great
>>1519279Has to be a real girl.
>>1519285>png>outdated format who the fuck are you?
>had to work like a fucking dog all day>POLKA DID AN EN STREAMPLEASE TELL ME A LOT OF PEOPLE TURNED OUT FOR ITPLEASE TELL ME SHE GOT SUPERCHATS AND STUFFGOD I WAITED 4 MONTHS FOR THIS DAY AND I WAS WORKING FUCKING SJKDFLSKFLSKJ
>>1519291GO AME GO
>>1519309CUTE CUTE CUTE
LUNA'S SINGING CHOCOLATE DISCOLETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
I hope that Gura never gets pregnant because I'm concerned she wouldn't survive childbirth
>>1519307I am a female so if I joined hololive I would be closer to my oshi then you
>>1519225go for either mori or for _me_
>>1519296That's just a chart with what you should get based on your size/weight anon, not what the chairs look like.
>>1519306let a man dream anon, why are you so intent on destroying his perfect vision of his oshi?
>>1518748His art is very feminine, it's an easy assumption to make if you didn't know better.
>>1519279warrior_pichama....
>>1519200Ohh nice, she actually bught a real office chair instead meme gamer.
>>1518315Calligulafags have been proven shitposters for a long time now, own it
JWU, how was the debut react and visage?
>>1519319Yes, and it was glorious, go watch the VOD friend.
>>1519296kek, good post
>>1519296anon.....
>>1519327Oh, okay. Thanks.
>>1519304Are we actually sure he ever came here for real and it wasn't just some anon LARPing?
>>1519294I love shrimp, and Sora, so yes
>>1519309nice
>>1519285Y-you're not Inapasta anon!
>>1519319She had around 7k viewers and wasn't good enough to even get eigo jouzu'd .
>>1519324medical science has come a long way
>>1518757I notice she uses 'teme' a lot.
Sell me on towa
>>1519045What about naizuri?
How is noel having so much trouble with the Byakko but mogged Yuki Onna.
>>1519200SHE'S SOP FUCKING TONYUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH
>>1519309gura cute
>>1519336Debut react was great
>>1519336Debut react is incredible except the part where she can't watch Right on Time because of copyright bullshit
>>1519325Yeah but you'll never get in. Whereas if Yagoo actually decides to do holostarsEN I am a guaranteed fucking lock.
>>1519356Who?
https://youtu.be/Jpeu86Cg5-U?t=1935Yab. I can't believe Gura's real little girl voice came out there and she's been making her voice deeper this whole time.
>>1519279based dickapitator faggot
>>1518501>and they talked over each other the whole time.3 people talking is a lot more manageable than 5.
>>1519331>feminine art
>>1519356Im sure she'd happily sell herself to you.
Gura and Kiara are TERFs
Luna made Chocolate brownies just for me
>>1519377Get out, don't bring that term to this cursed land
>>1519331>feminine artWhat the fuck
>>1519200>>1519296Based on the size option she said, she got an Aeron which has these size options.>This reference helps people select A-, B-, or C-size chairs when the threesizes are not available for actual test sitting. Height and weight are keyindicators of suitable chair-size choice. Since the B-size chair isdesigned to fit a broad range of people, Herman Miller recommends itfor users who fall in the A/B or B/C categorySo if she followed the fit instructions and got Size A, she's below 5'1" and 130 lb.
>>1519356you can call her twap or twipples or tempo or tulpa or toi
>>1519377BASED
>>1519326>>1519251Mori is cute. But she talks like a nigger. I may be short, but my standards are not as low.
>>1518394I highly doubt the ENs will get 3D. It only makes sense when you have proper locations to use it in. Perhaps you're lucky and Mori is the exception because she's in Japan (i.e. can use the studios) and may want it for shows on "stage". But that would feel unfair to the other ENs so she'll probably not get it either.
>>1519343We've had hews drop off that one Gura image when it wasn't colored, the first guy to do a Gura lewd expressed his amazement that an anon tributed to his pic. I forget the name, but the artist that Iofi comissioned to do a pic of her showed his screen and tablet with the WIPFollowing the line of reasoning that other artists have come here, there's no reason to think it was just a larp.
>>1519365This handsome man
>>1519336>and visage>>1519105>>1518974
>>1519309Shes so cute!
>>1519380Funny because I could've sworn she made some for me
>>1519373>>1519384Y'know, girly.
>>1519374
>>1519377You know, the RF in TERF stands for radical feminist. I don't imagine you'd be on board with the banning of pornography.
>>1519296
why doesnt the gura void stream not have chat enabled (or literally anything other than 1 line of description)? is it just my internet/pc shitting itself or did gura do some YT magic?
Is anybody here watching danchou try to kill this boss and fail repeatedly?
>>1519336Debut was fun, as expectedVisage still sucks ass but Ina managed to squeeze out a few good moments
>>1519200UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH I'd have to get size A too
>>1518150>-The data is accurate: People who watch vtubers just really enjoy leaving tons of likes on streams that they don't watch, in absolutely massive numbersVisit stream, drop a like, leave after less than 30 seconds doesn't seem like weird behavior to me.
If gura's a shark then why doesn't she have a blowhole on her head?
>>1518748People were debating his gender all the way back before /jp/ was a thing
>>1519407No because I don't play games.
>>1519374God I wish. The thought of Towa being a slut it's so fucking hot. She's literally designed to be one
>>1519377Kiara is definitely the TE without the RF.
>>1519327Why are they so weirdly shaped though
>>1519279NTA but i would be for the banning of IRL porn. a good chunk of the stuff that was on pornhub up ti recently was againnst the rules (actresses were coerced, contracts were broken when posting it online, minors, etc)
>>1519356Rumoured to have orgy with three males in a room and lying about it being cover staff. Got help from kenzocucks savior fag but she doesn't give a single shit of attention to them recently
>>1519311I'd say Miko comes the closest to how Ame interacts with her audience in HoloJP
>>1519200>>1519248o-ogey
>>1519404Just too new for chat to show up, lack of description is because she rushed to get it up after her PC shit itself during the debut react.
>>1519367>its realAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I NEED YOUR LITTLE GIRL VOICE PRINCESS ASMR
>>1519302TOUCHING INA'S SQUISHY BITS UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
>>1519257your English reps anon..
>>1519425It's a chart, anon...
>>1518697who cares, the 'smol ame' and all the similar ones were low effort meme shit anyway
>>1519404reload the page, it just showed up for me
>>1519407Cute how she nicknames its moves
>>1519436Jesus Christ, hlg really is here.
>>1519390A week ago I would have called you a fucking idiot but after the reveal that they're not even sure if 2nd outfits are happening, I'm afraid you're going to be right. Fuck Cover and fuck management's endless bullshit.
>>1519407I'm watching my brotherwife Subaru and my daughterhusband Kanata but I guess I should watch my toilet Noel
>>1519421Get good enough at apex and she'll spend time with any man.
>>1519401NTA but i would be for the banning of IRL porn. a good chunk of the stuff that was on pornhub up ti recently was againnst the rules (actresses were coerced, contracts were broken when posting it online, minors, etc)
>>1519200I M A G I N EMAGINE
>Sora trying to eat food from the groundSORA NO
>>1519385How much is that chair costs?
>>1519425Crazy ergonomic reasons that I know very little about.
>>1519407I'm watching to see how much of the menhera comes out tonight
J W U. How was Mel's Holotalk?
>>1519436not that anon but i respect your idea of "sell me on x"
>>1519290HYDRODYNAMIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5EyCyuUzJk
>>1519319it was good anon. watch the VOD. I like to think that she practices with son off stream...
[Sad News] Luna burnt her Brownies
>be a phoenix>no wings>cant flyis this your pathetic oshi? holy kek
>>1519465nopan/10
>>1519357its a hentai tag, it does not work in real life. get a grip on reality faggot
>>1519440>>1519446understandable, i'll check it out later with the hopes of it working properly
>>1519279>well I am transitioningSo you have utterly no chance with Gura, lmfao
>>1519436>>1519466>>1519450you forgot to add they are all black.T.asacoco
>>1519385>below 5'1" and 130 lb.uoh
>>1519455>NTAgo back
>>1519436Wanting your oshi to simultaneously be sexual but abstain from sex is a double standard.
>>1519471cute
>>1519389>he is not able to fuck black girlslmao ngnmi
So my wife Sora is hard at work making me a steak, how's your lives treating you?
>>1519476>He doesn't watch Holotalk
>>1519471Bro if you're gonna leech off Shark Dance at least animate it in your style instead of just slapping it on the last half of your clip...
>>1519452>after the reveal that they're not even sure if 2nd outfits are happeningWait when did this happen?
>>1519488i saw some anons say that for not that anon, it seemed convenient
>>1519474A-Aren't they supposed to be hotcakes?
>>1519336Debut react was perfect.
>>1519471Gurenge one is cuter.
>>1519494>mefuck you anon it's for me
>>1519474This is some Ina-tier baking.
>>1519497Kiara was complaining about it during the collab.
>>1519499Nope that's what she made during her last cooking stream
>>1519356She sings really well and plays tons of Apex
>>1519444I'm on fucking sleeping meds bro, I'm seeing double and waiting for Noel to kill this boss before I pass out
>>1519462$1400She splurged and that's a good thing.
Is this the dogfucker experience?
>>1519390>>1519452holoCN had 3D, even the ones in America iirc
A simpler time:https://twitter.com/walfieee/status/1304903154497138690
>>1519462~$1400. I'd say it's a lot, but when your job requires sitting all the time it's a good investment (especially since it's cheaper than trying to get your back fixed if you fuck it up.)
I love Towa!
>>1519513>towashe is both a tranny and a whore, i only watch pure girls like aquathis is the dogfucking experience
>>1519511stimmy money....
boob physics are so weird to me. why do they hang to the side rather than straight down?
>>1519513Not enough shartposting and SEAniggertry for the thread to be that bad quite yet.
>>1519526twap...
>>1519511Yeah she got the adjustable back support and fully sliding arms as well based on her comments about the noise. It must've come in earlier this week since she didn't have it during the Anya collab.
>>1519511Aerons cost $1400 now? Christ. I never had good luck with them but hopefully she likes hers.
>>1519131>Uhhhhhhho VAMPCUNNY>NO PAN PAN PANNow imagine that x30
>>1519436WHY are you guys so against the girls having any sexual activity? Getting cucked seems kinda hot ngl... my dick twitches a little bit at the thought. Like when my girlfriend bumped into the repairman and accidentally touched his dick, I was kinda hard.
>>1519471Stuff like this can be great ideaIn a good game that is, in shitty ones it's more of an humorous insult that makes you laugh and drop he game
>>1519524I think Towa is okay!
>>1519510>She sings really wellEh, she's okay. Her live singing has traces of potential but it's not exactly great right now. With the recording buff though she sounds fantastic, but that's true for most, she just has the benefit of a more uncommon type of voice.
>>1519511Those chairs actually looks comfy, I'm glad she didn't bought a game chair.
>tiny>cute>flat>cute singing voice>finds farming interestingI AM IN MORTAL FUCKING AGONYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>He didn't shop second hand for a Herman Miller chairPayed 25% of the cost and got 100% of the experience. Even have that fancy back support too.
>>1519471CUTE
>>1519537just like in my animus with lots of dialouge UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHbig titty kiss shot is better anyways
>>1519540What is the Japanese fixation with pacifiers and baby roleplay?
>>1519538here's your (you)
Any fellow kenzokus going to watch towa's stream later?
goodnight /hlgg/I love you guys
>>1519478Okay, but what does it feel like?
When Luna does cooking streams her voice sounds more nasally. It's almost Peko territory.
>>1519510>and plays tons of ApexThis is not a selling point.
>>1519538a kenzocuck classic
>>1519549Yeah I have a hard time staying away from my niece because she's also flat cute and likes farming/singing. Too bad it'll be like 8 or so years before I can do anything
wow, friend's movement in hollow knight is pretty nice
>>1519508I recall her saying something along the lines of how they're going to make 3D happen and more outfits happen for the 1 year, but I don't remember anything explicitly confirming that they don't know if 2nd outfits are even happening in the first place?
How come towa gets away with having a male voice pop up in most of her streams?
>>1519559Goodnight bro!
>>1519497It was something Kiara said at end of the anniversary stream, something about all working together to make 3d and 2nd outfits a possibility, among other things. If outfits are grouped with 3d on the "eventually" horizon, it means management haven't even approved the idea, since the pipeline for those can take a while (and they would know about it, since they tend to get a lot of input on outfits). tl;dr fuck Cover, something's been happening there lately to make them retarded.
She salvaged them somehow, happy ending
>>1519131To sum up >>1501760https://vocaroo.com/1iVIzk1anL3L
>>1519521It was the time when Walfie hasn't been corrupted and loved Akari from Aikatsu, now it's all about Ame. Not sure if it's for the better.
>>1519407I've been watching she started, honestly I'd consider this session a success considering I didn't think she'd get past yuki-onna
>>1519471Im so used to the tail slap now...Also cute Mori playing the recorder
Why do Japs play Apex? I thought they hate FPS games.
>>1519559have a nice night anon. Also don't be a faggot
>>1519559nighty night, anon love you too, fag
Despite her fanbase being dominated by overseas guys, Towa isn't doing her english reps but that's fine because she's cute!
>>1519586I like male buttholes and there is nothing you can do
>>1519559Y-you too.
>>1519560no different from rubbing your dick on a slab of skin regardless of whereir better off fucking the wall
>>1519570Towa's voice changer stops working occasionally, anon. Please understand.
>>1519557Of course I will. Even if I don't think it'll end well.
>>1519494I'm recovering from my first 100km bike ride this year and watching FBK style on HK. Shit is cash.
>>1519390I love how people are so dead set on it not happening as if they're getting off on the idea of getting to deny EN something.
>>1519588>Despite her fanbase being dominated by overseas guys,Is this even still true? I never see anyone talking about her anymore compared to the pre-/vt/ days
>>1519517And they're never going to make that "Mistake" again, I don't see ID1 getting their 3d yet either.
>>1519593Gura's my oshi but Towa has the cutest face in hololive.
>>1519559Sleep well deadbeatbro
I AM MAD! MAD ABOUT STREAMS!
>>1519557Apex? Probably not. Who's that third faggot that's not Sio?
>p-san>"j-chad">Enma>that "other" manager Ame mentioned>j-chanPlease explain to me what all of these fucking people do to justify a full-time paycheck.
>>1519596Antis need something to desperately cling to after Gura slaughtered like 3 of their pathetic rrats tonight, pls andastand.
>>1519577He found his oshi.
>>1519598Because Tiwa doesn't talk to them anymore. Oshi viewers mirror yada yada.
>>1519570That's just her voice
>>1519610manage
>>1519471A nip drawing in calart style? But it's somehow more charming and cuter than the western ones... Is this cognitive dissonance?
>>1519596It's very unsubtle Mori antis using the other four as a cover to hold her back from doing something.
>>1519610Don't forget EnPro from the Ina member's stream, who is Enma's enma
>>1519559gnight faggot
Friend finally made it to the City of Tears., but she does not understand elevators...
>>1519617You're confusing all of western animation with a meme buzzword John K invented to shit on Disney
>>1519611More than that, I counted like 6
FRIEND NO, THINK OF THE UNICORNS
So when I say I like holostars and want to caress Astel's butt as I fuck him makes me a faggot but if the hololive girls act like faggtos its cute?
>>1519607TAIGA HATE
Nachomama...https://twitter.com/amsrntk3/status/1370997813719437314?s=19
>>1519621That's p-san.
>>1519629It hasn't been the same since the treerrat took Oga from her
>>1519630No, you just being yourself makes you a faggot.
>>1519610Welcome to the hellscape that is the world we live in where everyone works pointless middle management jobs.
Eating Sora's floor food!
>>1519630its anons being delusional, don't listen to them, its perfectly straight as long as you say no homo after
>>1519629>friend>ever giving a fuck about unicornsMy main motivation for doing JP reps is the thought that, if I get into holostars, even if I can never collab with my oshi, I can probably collab with based friend once the language barrier is defeated.
>>1519610It's so weird that no one can even think of made-up explanation for questions like this.What the fuck is cover doing with all of this middle-management?
>Language is full of English loanwords, some words don't even have a native equivalent and exist purely as English ones>Nobody is actually able to speak English>Glorifies American culture, obsessed with baseball, American holidays like Christmas, American food>Closed off to the rest of the world, many industries such as games simply refuse to see America as a market out of sheer xenophobia>Entire fashion industry designed around copying the look of "white girls">Repulsed by actual white girlsHas there ever been a country in love/hate with America as much as Japan? Is it because of the bombs?
>>1519227>>1519231>>1519360https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHyYtWkyot4>mistaken for a child>has to buy the smallest size chair>couldn't reach the floor with her old chair>sounds tiny>subsisted on half a hamburger
>>1519610shinove.....
>>1519626What?
>>1519610>that "other" manager Ame mentionedWhen was this?
BARUSAMIKOSU!
>>1519630Women can't be faggots but they can be dykes, get it right
>>1519633The best mama has a supreme taste in pizzas I see nothing wrong here
I wonder what kind of notes Gura is going to take for her ASMR streams. She's definitely going to have prepared lines.
>>1519617Calarts is inspired by chibi in the first place
More like enema.
>>1519559I love Mori too...
>>1519607WHY CAN'T YOU JUST FUCKING RELAX LIKE TEMARI
>>1519633Based, but I wonder how she'd feel about the pineapple Chizza?
>>1519636Shit, I can't read
>>1519633SHE KEEPS GETTING BETTERNACHO MAMA LOVE
>>1519641Man I want in on that kinda job
>>1519648 yagoo finds incompetent cute girls to mold into idols, he does the same with managers so they act just as retarded
>>1519630Women are naturally fucking faggots for eachother, even the straight ones
>>1519639I wonder what dirty stuff Risu does in bed that Fubuki wont
>>1517954Me too!
>>1519650Philippines
>>1519610J-chan is J-chad. You're forgetting Jenma.
>Baby burps eating brownies then giggles right afterNever thought I'd say that was one of the cutest things I've seen today
>>1519653I'm saying "Calarts style" is a meme term that means nothing utilized far beyond it's original intended meaning, not to mention the guy who originally coined it is a schizo
>>1519650>Entire fashion industry designed around copying the look of "white girls"except when they actually take a dose of thier basedpills and go for a kuro gyru look
>>1519650Sort of yeah.
https://twitter.com/fryinghokke/status/1370757487859658753COCO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU RETWEETING
>>1519650Bombs and postbomb rebuilding, yes.
>>1519611It's pure lunacy to think they will never get 3D debuts. Everyone tunes into those. Even fucking Roberu got 17k people watching and made over 12k in superchats. Now sure, it will take much longer than fans and the EN girls would like, but it's just a matter of when they can make it happen without issue.
>>1519652>Manages all 3 holostar gens>keeps pushing forward despite the branch constantly failing>All the stars talk about how based he is>GETS CAPCOM PERMISSIONSIronically the one manager who gets shit done is the fucking holostars one
>>1519627list 'em
>daylight saving time>doesn't save timeS-sugoi... any other burgers affected by this? I wonder if I'll still be able to watch the holos at work...
>>1519651Yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm gonna uoh.
>>1519610Cover is comically overstaffed with useless managers. When the vtuber bubble bursts shit is really going to hit the fan.
>>1519650Yeah, the bombs. If only MacArthur had uncensored the porn...
>>1519669That looks yummy ngl I'd eat that
>>1519695Dont forget that the stars described him as being an absolute UNIT. Extremely tall, even for western standards, muscular.
>>1519690please watch shimoneta: a boring world where the concept of dirty jokes doesn't exist
>>1519661She's already done two ASMR streams anon.>>1519693Yeah, it's also almost entirely because of coronavirus that it's taking as long as it is. Eventually things will go back to some semblance of normal and it won't be as difficult anymore.
>>1519654Some over-manager that... manages jenma and Enma apparently. I rolled my eyes when I heard they existed.Can you even imagine how little they do?
>friend doesn't know about pogo slashing yet
>>1519648So do you reckon Lamy's old manager was trying to isolate her so he could bang her (if he was a male)?
aqua is such a rat nerd
Gura being a /x/schizo makes me depressed. I can handle cute lovable idiots but the second one falls into that hole they become an irredeemable mess of logical fallacies and harmful ideas. I do not wish to support her any longer if this goes further then where it currently is.
>>1519709Neither of those streams had topics she could prepare in advance for.
>>1519717are you just talking about the mandela meme
>>1519695I wouldn't be surprised if he was the one who got the Square permissions in the bag too.As for Undertale and the Sony games though I'm not sure who did that one.
>>1519717Anon women are massively underrepresented in QAnon type retardation I promise she'll be fine
>>1519695They got capcom permissions??? How the fuck are those lazy fucking hookers doing all day besides bullying Haachama and forcing the girls to play minecraft?
>>1519717You don't really love her.
>>1519717Non-Gura watcher here, what's she into? Ayys? Magick? Antarctic Nazis?
>>1519710Wouldn't that be the p-san that Ina mentioned today?
How long till friend gets a hang of hollow knight and autistically play it. I wonder if she'll be able to get to NKG before Ina
>>1519693Sorry, EN is a separate branch. No gens, no permissions to hololive songs (Blue Clapper), and no 3D. I hope you like Mel collabs, because you're never getting anything else.
/hlgg/, I made a terrible mistake. My autism has tempted me to check on the split threads and saw posts like>I wasn't on /jp/ when Ame's debut happened>spoonfeeders>compressed facebook image filename format of this thread's screenshots>Ame is a twitch thot xddddI didn't believe of the newfag narrative up until this point and the fact that you retards aren't calling them out while spoonfeeding them at the same time makes me lose faith to you fags here.
>>1519695>towers over oga>regularly donates to his boys because >didn't give up when the homos were a failing branchinb4 they still are, half of them get better numberss than matsuri, anya, lofi, and risuall of them get 1%+ streamer numbers
https://youtu.be/vbnOdLylxWU>those comments>haha why didn't you talk about Amelia's toxic side that's her most important characteristicYou know I would rather take Ame being the least popular by a long mile than thisDo western fags only care about memespouting?
>>1519695>GETS CAPCOM PERMISSIONSWHAT
>>1519695i kneel....
>>1519715Now that you bring it up yeah
>>1519717Have fun in this hellscape while we get to live in hyperborea retard
>>1519712Anon, she pogoed over in greenpath on top of those armored bug things
>>1519751shien and oga played MH
>>1519745>Least popularyes i want my oshi to be less financially successful because some underage kids are memingare some you THIS retarded?
>>1519695Where would EN be if they had him?
>>1519740i don't spoonfeed and i discourage others who do. can't do much else
>>1519740>le sad cat posteryou're no better
>>1519758Oh, I didn't see that
>>1519717it's not that serious bro
>>1519740Time to find an altchan/discord friendposter. Most posters on /vt/ got into vtubers in the past month or two, it's only gonna get worse from here
>>1519740That's why you don't check split threads the only good ones I know are draw, ina and towa
>>1519766He's on their discord actually, he may not be doing much with the ENs for now but yeah
>>1519695Before 4chan I didn't believe that men were unironically more qualified than women, but I think this brings some truth to that narrative.
>>1519717Evading your ban already?
>>1519693Well ID2 will get their new outfits in August based on ID1. EN better have gotten something by then.
There's a higher than 0% chance Ame's nipples are hard and poking through her clothes during her streams.
>>1519733Ayys. She's literally claimed to have seen UFOs in the past
>>1519695Remember when he sperged out when Shien accidentally showed his feet on stream and shut it down though?
>>1519687>kuro gyruNever heard of it so I looked it up. In America we call these "hookers".
SUGOII
>>1519782Based, maybe I should start watching her. My duty as an /x/schizo.
>>1519740only leave the general to see if there is anything salvageable in the draw thread
>Sora just made a near perfect meal and is proud of itShe's so damn cute bros
>>1518919>>1518903I lack the strength to finish this weekend
https://youtu.be/eZYpIpKOSZ4NCP mashup
>>1519740Nobody from here uses the shitty split threads, but I think you already knew that, le tired cat man.
>>1519739>no permissions to hololive songs>kiara just did an entire stream singing hololive songs>gura did the same for her 2 mil karaoke???
>>1519782UFOs are well-documented. Remember it literally just means "unidentified flying object'
>>1519780i would say 100% chance, no woman is wearing a bra for a streaming job at home where you can't see her face
Ass
Noel....
>>1519775Wonder how much English he speaks. Part of me thinks he went with Mori more as a bodyguard than a content monitor...
>>1519782oh that's incredibly vanilla and barely strays into the realm of /x/ anymore because even the US navy has UFOs on video
>>1519717m8 she's only an ironic /x/ poster with a bit of "but imagine if it was real..." mixed in.
>>1519801Why did she ruin it?
>>1518806Ame is the people pleaser. She'll do anything to please teamates.
>>1519790dont pretend like you do not want to pump and dump brown hoes
Aqua did nothing and gained RP
>>1519695let's be honest for a second here. if a majority of /hlgg/ was unironically 100% homosexual, would homostars be a lot more popular around here?
>>1519763And how many times have they streamed MH since the Rise demo? 0, because they don't have Capcom permissions.
>>1519772The Towa thread on /vt/ is nice but it's slow as fuckThe one on /jp/ is faster but it's full of /hlg/fags and roommateposters
Today's a great day and we all enjoyed kiara's holotalk, gura's debut reaction, and Ina's visage and there's minimal threadshitters aside from sinfag. Let's all keep moving forward for a better thread in dead hours
>>1519806Gura got in trouble for singing Blue Clapper, expect more to follow.
>>1519782She determined later that was probably sleep paralysis, chat clued her in since she'd talked about suffering from it before.
>>1519782Keep in mind she's only mentioned it once or twice. It's not like she spergs out on it frequently
>>1519792sora....you said this would be a short stream....
>>1519717as an /x/fag and chumbud, I'm proud/x/ things are fun if you don't go full schizo
PLEASE LISTEN, PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT WAY I SAY THIS I SAY IT PROPERLY. so when the rain drops and you dont see what the happening is when the rain of blood descens becauses the girls forgot how to propelly be good but then you and why they allowed to be like that? I hope you understand that all of the be is to be the ones who will reach the goal of not touching the red hot iron before its tool kate. If you breathe and take a good look before you forget that you forget and the way that the looks is in their eyes and the meds meds before the one and you lose befoer you win and win lose before you gain and everything is the one to be the one who can understand.
>>1519800All the generals have people from here.
>>1519703Funnily enough this time last year people were saying that cover didn't have enough managers to manage all their talents. I don't know if it's because they overcorrected too much in the other direction or you guys just have no idea what goes in a business.
>>1519832She "got in trouble" but Kiara just sang it less than 24 hours ago, so that would imply there wasn't actually any trouble. Are you braindead?
>>1519843Almost certainly the latter
Friend finally got two nail upgrades
>>1519828Yep that's why I don't go to /jp/ anymore.
>>1519813My dad was ironically into conspiracies and then he threatened to kick me out because I said a UFO he saw might've been a satellite
>>1519840trying too hard. what you gotta do is start the post off normal and throw something crazy in at the end
>>1519839coco is also a /x/ fag(check the fallout stream).....imagine the fucking collab between shark and coco....
>>1519806Gura got in trouble for trying to sing Ahoy.
>>1519745My friend became obsessed with this Nagzz faggot during rona lockdown, he won't shut the fuck up about him. He saw my Ina NYE wallpaper and told me to get better taste in vtubers (he loves vshoujo and takamori) and I almost punched him.
>>1519840
>there's a timeline where the girls get to play Mega Man Battle Network, RE4, monhun, and dead rising n sheeit on stream>we live in the apex/minecraft timeline
One last sound
Awaken (Pillar Men Theme)Joseph JoestarAyayayayayayayayayaya(music)
>>1519790The sex color...
>>1519866
>>1519843With how little information there is, it's no surprise is one of the rrattiest topics here
>>1519858Yes, during a sponsored stream. Different situation.
Wah!
Hi /hlgg/! I'm still on a high of happiness of how good Mel's episode of holotalk was,That being said, I saw quite a lot of posters bring up Mel's old manager during it. I know it's unavoidable, but it seemed like it it was quite a few which got under my skin.So on that note, to the people who think Mel isn't happy, I want to share this with you! Please keep supporting Mel, I love her!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELYyFbIvYs4
>>1519857>3 hours into terraria>soooo uh coco have you ever tried dmt?
>>1519858During a sponsored stream, because it wasn't approved ahead of time.
>>1519843>4chan>Knowing how business works/biz/ barely even manages to keep their shit together, what makes you think the /vpol/ colony that is /vt/ knows better?
>>1519740Bewfags fear the autists in this thread and avoid it like a plague except for the brave few. The only ones that are decent are generals and threads talking about topics non-Holo/Niji related.
The wrestling rats are getting bigger and fattier than the actual holoratshttps://streamable.com/ep28wkhttps://streamable.com/gjc1m2
>>1519870>2x1I'm mad
>>1519610There's a decent chance that j-chad and jenma manage some of the JP girls too. IIRC Subaru used to share a manager with some of the gen 4 girls (which would explain a lot of about how shittily they were managed) so there's precedence for cross gen management. I'd like to believe that they didn't hire individual managers just for Mori and Kiara when they expected them to perform as well as the IDs did.
>>1519843you can literally make up anything you want about the managers here and someone will believe it, its the dumbest topic on this thread
>>1519740>split threadsThe only "people" that use the split threads are antis and the worst kind from the fanbase. I used to patrol the doxxbeat thread, but realistically I can just say "MEIDOS! THE MORI GENERAL IS ROOMMATEPOSTING AGAIN!" on /hlgg/ without even looking at /morig/ and would accomplish the same thing, since the mods here won't do anything without half-assing it. There was a roommate baiting thread earlier using that panel from Kaguya sama, and I don't even know if mods did anything about that or if it just died naturally after around a day.
>>1519690Based
>>1519650>Has there ever been a country in love/hate with America as much as Japan? If you count both of them together, Korea fits that description
>>1519843>>1519849Haha yeah guys EN definitely requires 5 managers so Gura can 'forget' to tweet her stream and Ame can fake-out ending her stream again. Cover is totally a competetent business and anyone that disagrees just doesn't know how things work.
>>1519876Wait, this isn't the drumroll crash MMD...
>>1519891managerial hands typed this
>>1519830based erenfag
>>1519876incredibly fucking based melposter
>>1519863There would've been shitloads of APEX and Minecraft anyway just look at Nijisanji, VOMS and your typical indies. The indie I follow plays APEX and Minecraft all the time if she's not playing Nintendo games and she's able to play literally any game she wants.Pochi also plays a lot of Minecraft if she's not drawing or playing another game
>>1519855It is true that there is a slippery slope between "ha, these dumb theories are fun to watch" to "Huh, I wonder if this is real" to "Oh fuck, we're controlled by the illuminati and mesas used to be giant trees." Pretty sure Gura gets all of her /x/ stuff from the history channel/Discover/ Animal Planet and not schizo/shill youtubers, so I don't think we have to worry about her yet.
>>1519701I thought I was becoming a schizo when my clock skipped 2am
>>1519740I've slapped several idiots in the Gura split threads but I don't really bother unless I see it's a blatant bullshit anti thread trying to sling old rrats to newfags.
danchou...
Danchou...what a choke
Reminder that Mori won't be allowed to react to her debut stream since Coco showed up in chat.
>>1519650>Glorifies American culture, obsessed with baseball, American holidays like Christmas,Holy shit you are so fucking retarded.
>>1519566You can cuddle her right now though. Another great trick is to let her pet a "hairless bunny baby" in a mystery box on your lab.
Noel.....
DANCHOU'S GETTING FRUSTRATED
>>1519650>Repulsed by actual white girlsWho isn't.
>>1519876Don't let it bother you too much. It's likely more that it's an easy target than anything else. I can't imagine anyone watching Mel and thinking she's anything but a total sweetheart.
>>1519897Yes and I'm sure you know how international business works and that five people is clearly too many to run a business that spans three continents and god knows how many international borders
>>1519917Mori is "saving" her debut react for 1 year but she's going to quit at 1 year anyway, she won't have to deal with it.
>>1519910the time doesn't go ahead today??. None of my clocks have jumped by an hour.
Is the boss Noel's fighting actually that hard, or is it just her refusal to use Ki pulses/items
>>1519915>>1519916Is she terrible or is Nioh 2 just janky?
>>1519832Gura says a lot of things about permissions that I don't think are actually true. She said today that she couldn't play her Ride on Time performance on stream because of permissions, but she still ended up playing 5-10 seconds of it. If they were actually concerned about it, the video would be taken down and that section would be taken out, but the video's still up.
>>1519942I'm surprised her chat hasn't backseated her into using the axe, you can literally faceroll all of nioh 1 and 2 with it, just throw game mechanics out the window
>>1518439Who tf watches those
>>1519942This boss is one of the easier ones.>>1519945This is Nioh 1
>>1519876Absolutely based post. This is someone who supports their oshi. Not what they want their oshi to be, not some flanderized verison that needs to be saved, but their oshi as she is. Absolutely based.
>>1519937Gonna be honest your "Every EN is going to graduate at the 1 year mark" rrat is starting to get old already. Please find a new, more entertaining rrat to spam, thank you.
>>1519942>>1519945She's just extremely bad. She doesn't even remotely play the game correctly.
>>1519951She's definitely getting those messages. She's just stubborn sometimes.
Gura wanted to play Sharkventure more, but she isn't allowed to loop the song excessively to stop people from getting sick of it before buying it.
>>1519955You don't watch super sunday, SUPER SUNDAY?! THE EVENT THAT RIVALS THE FUCKING SUPER BOWL? You are missing out, you are missing out on the best song playlist in your fucking life, you are missing out on ame bantering for hours with no stop. YOU ARE MISSING OUT
>>1519740The only save individual thread so far is a fucking hologfighterz, anything beyond that is questionable.
>>1519876based
>Daylight savings is about to kick in>Meaning that while HoloEN will adjust, all the JP streams are going to start an hour later than usual for meFucking hell I forgot all about that.
>>1519957My game recognition reps.....
I want to marry Sora.
>>1519955I do if Gura isn't streaming at the same time. Jamming out to music with Ame is entertaining, especially if you manage to get a song in the queue.
>>1519945She's playing Nioh 1, one of her issues is that she refuses to use the Ki pulse mechanic, which basically refunds your stamina and removes endlag after attacks. there's also a skill to auto-ki pulse when you roll in Nioh 2 but not sure if 1 had it. Either way, she's working with a reduced effective stamina bar. Also the active-use items in Nioh are a bit more useful than Dark Souls
Finished watching the Gura debut react VOD. I really, really enjoyed that. Gura was in top form today.
>>1519955Me
>>1519955I put it on background ame says some interesting stuff sometimest.ako
>>1519876>Mel has been studying English for monthsMelposter, how long have you been posting here ?
>>1518940>>1518774>>1519017I don't understand. Ame actually shares a lot of suffering traits with Ame:>they have bad family background>had no real father figure>want to take care and care a lot about their families>had bf and endured fan sperging out>love streaming>care a lot about their fansbut watamates seems to hate ame and teamates a lot. It's like they hate themselves.
>>1519949You can get away with small amounts of a copyrighted song, also maybe the bots haven't passed over the video yet.
>>1519559night fag when this place isn't spewing rrats and actually enjoys streams, it's hard to find anywhere more comfy.
>>1519965I think it's more that she just wanted chill music for the SC reading and Sharkventure is high energy.
>>1519969All of the JP streams will start one hour earlier.
>>1519935There are regular Twitch streamers who do a better job of getting sponsorships and merchandise by themselves than Cover does with tons of salaried managers. Saying that you need to be an expert on international business to see that Cover is a trash company is like saying you need to be a chef to say that a restaurant's food tastes like shit.
>>1519938It should today
>>1519969>I forgot about DST and all of a sudden it's 4amFuck I hate this retarded shit. My sleep reps...
>>1519955Ina
>>1519965this is a good rrat
>>1519955MeIna
>>1519985Those aren't Watamates, those are sheepposters. There's a difference.
>>1519782Now this is a good shit, I will start watching her later.
>>1519985>Ame actually shares a lot of suffering traits with Ame
>>1519955A significant portion of /hlgg/ does, even more for the after party
>>1519955She's become really good at just talking about whatever pops into her head. Originally they started out almost like she hated reading SCs and now she goes off on fun tangents for hours. It's worth putting on in the background if you like Ame, but that comment makes me believe you don't care about Ame to begin with.
Noel DID IT.
>>1519985>hate ameno>think teamates are gayyes
>>1519740It only makes sense that those threads would attract newfags. Anyone stumbling upon /vt/ for the first time would just search for a thread with their oshi in them
>>1519993No its 4am and my clocks have not gone ahead. You and any other anons need to go take your fucking meds and stop trying to bait us.
>>1519985Ame does in fact share a lot of traits with Ame.
barneyfag has gotten so lazy, i don't even think he checks these threads just the split ones
Wow, Friend is really cute. I kinda want to put my penis in her mouth.
>>1519996Honestly I wonder how many stream she has on when she does her priestess duties.
>>1519980There were two different Mel posters weren't there? One was older and has likely stayed on /jp/ that hates EN (so Mel constantly collabing with them must be confusing) and the newer Mel poster that posts here and like his oshi's new friends. You might be onto something with the newer Mel poster anon...
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO NOEL!And it only took 2 1/2 hours!
>>1519969As someone who works overnights, the streams starting an hour earlier is a big plus for me.
>watching gura stream>she laughs>I don't laughdo I kill myself immediately?
>>1520008>>1520015I meant watame but yeah.
>>1520018Friend's mouth is not for penis.
>>1519992No it's like saying that you know a restaurant's food tastes like shit from looking at a picture of the food in a magazine. You and nobody else in this thread knows anything about what they actually do behind the scenes and in fact we can't even agree on how many managers there are overseeing the english branch, nevermind how many of them there are overall.
>>1519992Arguably vtubers are less sponsorship-friendly than regular streamers. Cover really needs to fire whoever's in charge of merch and get some decent contractors or something, though.
>>1519847Please andstand EN antis are at their wits endThem not having an 2nd outfits or 3D yet is only thing they have left gloat over
>>1519955Kiara
>>1519922Seethe
>>1519985Go into the Watame thread seem like just nice fans gushing how nice she is.
>>1520037>fire whoever's in charge of merchIna...
Bye bye Sora...
>Sora will never cook for youbruh.
That's it. I can't stand Ame. I can't watch her anymore. I can't believe she saidtake me to your xbox to play fortnite todayyou can take me to moist mire but not loot lakei would really love to, chug jug with youwe can be pro fortnite gamers
>open aqua's stream>both teammates are dead again>close aqua's stream
>>1520048Ina didn't make the merch, she made the original designs that the merch is based on.
>>1519969Good. Now all of those 6 am PST Mori streams will be 7 am PST streams.
>your oshi>how interested would she be in reading this doujin: https://files.catbox.moe/puwue5.png>how interested would (you) be?
Cover's merchandise game is subpar because they can't source anything from China anymore
I just time skipped an hour bros
>>1520062This really was the ultimate yab...
>>1520070Guravery
Anybody knows why coco’s chat is now member only? Did the chinks find a way to bypass the mods?
>>1520040I was going to ask what are they going to do once those things happen but they'll probably all move onto EN2 by then
>>1520070This is a weird survey post.
>>1520074Based CDT bro
>>1520070Ame1010
>>1519975>ifi get songs in every week, last week i specifically put in a song ame mentioned and made her happy
>>1519949You have to understand ENma is built different
>>1520035Except I'm not just window shopping when I go to buy merchandise and have a horrible experience because Cover is fucking shit. I don't need to know what they're doing behind the scenes to know that my experience as a consumer was horrible.
>>1520079Coco is giving the mods a break for the weekend.
>>1520062this is so cringe, and ame singing it was cringe. Let this die zoomers before I rape you into stopping
https://twitter.com/murasakishionch/status/1371008509345599493vtweeter tweeted some shit
>>1519704They could literally do it right now, that only reason they haven't is because nip politicians are too afraid to be known as "that porn guy"
>>1520097>https://twitter.com/murasakishionch/status/1371008509345599493MY REPSWHAT DID SHE SAY
>>1520070GuraWhat's a 2hu?I don't like Touhou as much as I used to. Pass.
>>1520097literally who
>>1519745I skimmed the top chunk of comments and you're overreacting, there aren't that many like what you're describing.That being said, you have to understand that this is effectively the same as "haha yagoo's idol dream xd" people. They think it's hilarious that an idol who's meant to be pure/seiso/etc has a side to her that doesn't fall in line with that image, so they go on about how she's ACTUALLY like THIS until the pure/seiso/whatever side becomes inauthentic in their mind and under-appreciated in general. Don't pay any mind to it.
>>1520106Half the words she said were in english...
>Now Noel is ending and it'll be dead until Ollie comes onGuess since I'm tired I'll go do my reps in bed since I have Anki synced then watch Ollie when she comes on
>>1519811Probably did, one of the trash taste guys did comment that he look like a mountain of a man hiding off camera
>>1518150>-The data is accurate: People who watch vtubers just really enjoy leaving tons of likes on streams that they don't watch, in absolutely massive numbersI can only speak anecdotally, but the only streams/vids I like are vtuber streams/vids. And yes, I do watch things that aren't vtubers sometimes
>>1519790God when do we get a Holo like this...
>>1520106happy white day, okaeshi matteru ne
>>1520118aqua is currently afk under some stairs if you want to watch
>>1520094Ok thanks, I thought the chinks did something again.
It's cazino time
>>1520096>>1520096https://youtu.be/DYTLbDffouA?t=769Is this better?
>>1520035>HoloEN MERCHANDISE>It all comes from Japan and takes months to shipThere are hundreds off assholes on etsy doing their job already, commission some of them to make your cheap stands or keychains.
Instead of trying to brainwash Anya and Reine into APEX Ollie should just ask Moona to get her in contact with her family https://litter.catbox.moe/rp8fsm.jpg
is aquapex ever not sololivei swear her teammates die in the first 20 secodns of every game
>>1520097>>1520106>Happy white day! I'm waiting for your return gift, okay...? Stupid! lolSee, this is what an actual mesugaki sounds like.
>>1519949Yeah I'll be honest between that and the trails rising thing I get the feeling that Gura's understanding of how permissions work is as shitty as this thread is on the regular.
>>1518285Ina would want you to get the drawing tablet for yourself anon.
What do I do when my friend got into hololive and now keeps asking me dox shit? Just the usual stuff like oh whats their name or how do they look like and where their address is. I got mad at him when he sent me some dox clip of gura (the not HER one). What do I do?
>>1520128>Realize I had it scrolled down a tiny bit hiding the other streams that are onHoly fuck I really do need to do my sleep reps then
>>1520079All of them are setting their chats to members only for amogus. I think it's kind of weird to surrender that to them when they won't even be looking at chat anyway, but also someone posted earlier that they've already made clear their intent to spam every chat, so whatever
>>1520135BUT ANYA AND REINE WILL PLAY APEX
>>1520144send him the SEX pasta the one about ahegao and the unbending sword
>>1520144Kill all doxxniggers for your oshi, anon.
>>1520144Take him out on a date
>>1520144Just make fun of him for being a creep, is he not able to find his own jerkoff material?
>>1520092I'm sorry I thought we were talking about managers, not the guys who handle the merchandise who are definitely on the japanese side and playing it safe because who the fuck wants to set up a new production line in the middle of a pandemic?
>>1519949I don't understand how people can question why they have so many managers when Gura alone is like this.
>>1520144Punch a hole through his chest and pull out his heart
[Friend News] She has found Soul Sanctum
>>1520067She actually designed almost all of it herself>Mascots originally not a part of the girls (except Gura). Instead, they were all made by Ina for herself so she could decorate her stream with them -- the other girls saw and asked if they could use them too>Stands: Gave specific instruction so that "it could look good even in one flat color">Keychains: Based on original mascot design>BGM: Contacted and spoke to Camellia herself to get some BGM. The other girls got BGM too when Ina said to do theirs too if he feels up to it>Plushies: Designed the 3D for itI don't actually know if she's in charge of actually thinking up specific merch though. Probably just got asked for ideas (except the BGM since that was entirely on her)
https://twitter.com/tanakataroukami/status/1371006048518041604
>>1520144Take him behind the shed and, well, have you ever seen old yeller?
>>1520144I've had the exact same situation happen and he also sent me the non her dox, I just talked him out of it and told him don't bother with their backgrounds
>Ina almost crying over the fact that she has such a nice position and she wants to share it with other (actual) content creators which is why she's trying to commission more and more people for stuffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Holy shit, FBK isn't using the compass. I think this is the first time I've seen someone not rely on it
>>1520097>>1520106>white day>Kiara might be the only one to return the favor this white dayYou KFPfags better not take that for granted, most likely you won't
Friendly reminder that today is White Day in Japan. If your oshi isn't streaming later, she's a whore
>>1520169>Gave specific instruction so that "it could look good even in one flat color"??? That was for her own logo.
>>1520171>use the girl with the biggest bewbeez>draw her in a position that hides the taataswhy
>>1520070Mori100%0%
>>1520192Luna just did a cooking stream for it though
>>1520168I want to find Fubuki's sanctum, if you know what I mean
>>1520188Yeah I noticed that and honestly I hate it. It just makes things needlessly difficult for yourself. She was in green path at one point and kept going backwards and forwards until she understood where she was. And that's nice and all that she can do it but why?
>>1520144He's going to find roommate shit even if he doesn't explicitly look for it. Just drill into his skull the etiquette behind this stuff.
>>1520199https://youtu.be/C11RPqj7lAUI'm glad towa isn't a whore then!
>>1520200Hi friend have you heard about glasses?
>>1520144>whats their name >where their address isYour friend sounds like a schizo, this is definitely not "the usual stuff"
>>1520096Ngl I unironically like this song, or at least the first 30 seconds or so
>>1520144>where their address isYour friend has issues.
>>1520213>playing with a male on streamShe is even more of a whore than Ayame now
>>1520201I remember it being for the stands but I'm also really fucking exhausted so you may be right anyway. I know the others are true though since I thought it was really cool about the BGM.
>>1520168And is leaving a bloody trail through it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sIEKoBuSXYLuna's English listening skills have got to be the worst in Hololive, it was the same for her Duolingo streams. Coco says the same thing multiple times and she still can't repeat her properly. Oh well, it's cute.
>>1519319That hinata was a legend
>>1520200>use the girl with the biggest bewbeez????
>>1519967>anything beyond that is questionable.The draw thread is pretty based imo, the only issues there aren't enough drawfags so it's like 80% request 20% delivers
Full version of Image soundtrack is out, you guys like it?
>>1520144Asking who they were in their previous life is "usual shit". Asking for name and address is "get ready to call the police on him" territory.
>>1520213Towa... hollow knight onegai...
>>1520160I actually did tell him he was being creepy but he said "he just wants to know if she's not pretending" and when I told him doxxing is horrible he just said something like "well its on the internet if she doesnt like it oh well" so I pretended to agree and gave him false info about gura since he thinks I know more then him
Would you wear a Gura hoodie outside?
>>1520207Well it saves a notch and you honestly don't need it if you have an actual sense of spatial awareness. How do you think people used maps before we had GPS?
Isn't DQ3 an old game, why do the animations look so fucking smooth on Korone's stream?
>>1520221Wokka is out of her league
>>1520217>>1520220>>1520231It took to the 9th reply for someone to point out how fucked up the friend is.
>>1520221That male looks and sounds like a femboy that I'd definitely fuck in the ass
>>1520144I had a friend ask me about the girls behind the avatar and I just told him the truth, don't dig into their pasts because they don't want that. He understood pretty quickly. Usually people are just curious, not malicious.>and where their address isThat's a red flag though, what the fuck.
>>1520224My rrat is she has a speech impediment
>>1520222Nta, but he's right. It was for the logo stuff.
>>1520232I had a feeling Gura's would be better than most expected and I'm glad people seem to agree
>>1520033Are you sure about that? Sounds to me like she's asking for it.https://files.catbox.moe/sg7y8k.webm
>>1520255SEA hours
>>1520144>where their address isYour friend sounds like a fucking psycho
>>1520221Wokka is way out of Towa's league, that dude's sexy as fuck AND has a sexy voice.
>>1520080I dunno what would be left for themI'll guess they'll shit on EN2 if they pull low numbers or maybe they'll shit on EN as a whole if a 3rd gen isn't immediately announced
How could she do this.....I don't think I can forgive her.https://streamable.com/rnydqhThoughts?
It's gonna be funny to see how the bugmen attempt to attack 9 separate streams over the locust queen.
>>1520241 I did not use maps before GPS. It's easier to ask for directions.
>>1520258He's just going to drop off dog treats and kit kats ha ha
>>1520255yea i dont know how people missed that
>>1520171WHY they always gotta be crying, man.
>>1520144I have a normie friend who can barely watch them without knowing what they look like except for Miko and Pekora.Said friend also cannot take any drama or anything seriously because they're behind an avatar but he mainly feels the least sympathy for non-major chuubas.Despite this though he still wants to talk to me about them in general without any of that sometimes and even sent me a peko meme earlier.But he's never gone as far as wanting to ask for their addresses and shit that's just weird and creepyBack on the other thing if he does want to give them more of a chance then I wish Okayu or another holo would start speedrunning more stuff again since he watches Minecraft and SM64 speedruns regularly
>>1520232Ame's and Ina's are great I really like them.
>>1520199It doesn't matter if my oshi isn't in japan....
>>1520255Oh fuck you're right, I just glanced over it
>>1520144>the not HER onethe stuff uploaded by that zensawa fucker?
>>1519740>>spoonfeedersBetter leave this thread too then
>>1520274https://streamable.com/2tefb9
Friend is going to fight Soul Master!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdVTgyyR5Hk
[sad news] Korone is gambling again, and proabbly with listener san savings
>>1520171sex friend...
>>1520224Cute "Nexituto memu" from Luna at the end.
Ame singing Chug Jug with You has led me to listening to a bunch of Kanye songs... how did this happen
>>1520217I know Gura's address, tell me your friend's address and we can trade.
>>1520203I'm referring to the ENs specifically. Kiara has a dedicated White Day stream for judging the chocolate contest that was delayed because she needs time to prep, but nobody else had anything planned. Maybe Ina might do something for her gesture drawing stream.
>>1520271Also probably won't want much to do with her after this tourney's over
>>1520302If she does it in one go I will fucking KNEEL
>>1520232After listening to it in full, I actually think they're all pretty good. Depending on the mood, I might prefer one over another, but overall good.
>>1520283Japanese thing.
>>1520302She has two nail upgrades, definitely first try.
>>1520316She's been pretty great at the game so far.
>>1520274Fuck.. Why did you have to remind me. I memory holed this now its all coming back.
>>1520302Didn't ina do this first try
>>1520273Nah it's easy>EN2 has bad numbers, they shit on them>EN2 has good numbers, they pull out old screenshots of EN1 numbers and shit on EN1
>>1520277Trivial with bots.
>>1520323Yeah, with a weaker nail too.
>>1520144Who cares? her fault for being dumb with opsec on the internet, if she cant deal with the pressure then she shouldnt had made mistakes
>>1520014Anyone who's hung around here for more than a month realizes the only thing making anonymous vtuber discussions tolerable is the speed of the thread.
>>1520224i like how reddit dragon enjoys the shit memes its cute
>dame desSSOIIIHow is friend always so cute
I KNEEEEEEL
She's gonna die.
>1 HP>fake out incoming
FUBUKI CLUTCH
Man Aqua is never going to get out Diamond 3 if she solos.
Korone won like 4k in the casino
OH NO NO NO NO FBK GOT DABBED ON BY INA
[Sad News]Friend died
ホロඞMONGUSin 3:30hours
FUUUCK ILL KEEP KNEELING FRIEND YOU CAN DO THIS
AAAhahahahaahaThe she got baited
>>1520144everyone here is like your friend anyways, does it even matter? we've all done it
>>1519739>no permissions to hololive songs"Sorry, we can't let our idols sing our own songs.""Why?""Because if we do, we might decide to sue them later."
>>1520313White Day isn't celebrated in English-speaking nations.
>>1520344They need to collab so they can make grub noises at each other.
Im still pretty surprised Ina took him out in one shot honestly.
>>1520344FBK has a better sense of exploration at least.
She should have healed while the boss was in deflated mode instead of getting that one hit in.
KAMMON FRIEND!!! YOU CAN DO THIS
Why does she keep yelling shishou
>>1520026>One was older and has likely stayed on /jp/ that hates EN (so Mel constantly collabing with them must be confusing)He actually came here to clear the air after someone started that rumorHe basically said that he doesn't hate EN but he just doesn't watch any of them so he has no reason to be here and that glad Mel interacting with ENs got people here interested in her
>>1520144If I cared about every dox I would be exhausted. You've already seen the dox so i dont know why you're judging your friend. No one cares about you freaking out over gura's face
Easy second try
>>1520369Because of the name soul masterMaster = shishou
>>1520269Yep, it's Sunday afternoon there. Judging by the other replies, time for bed before they really get going.
>>1520369Soul "Master"
>>1520363Soul master has really generous healing windows. If you can get to the second phase with full health it's not hard at all
>>1520344You know they both hate comparefaggotry ika
FBK is really getting the grip of this
Imagine pulling Friends pants down in front of a crowd
Hollow Knights difficulty is seriously overstated.Especially when outside of timing windows the healing is pretty much free and not really resource limited.
cmon friend don't be a coward, fight the soul tyrant
I'm impressed Aqua doesn't ever get tired of solo Apex. Her autism is off the charts.
>>1520417Yo what the fuck?This kitsune has a huge futa cock!
did fbk order the grub plush yet?
>Misteavous Myth-buster>Ina definitely named Ame's songTHEY ARE
>>1520427People good at video games seriously underrate difficulty. Then half the time they get mad at people playing wrong.
>>1520435She's intent on making it to master this seasonThat's just how the ranked grind is in any game
>>1520360>"I'm sorry Doctor King, but I work for the Japanese now."
>>1520307God you have no idea how happy I am to see her getting this extra amount of attention recently.She especially deserves it after all the shit she went through with her wrist.She was having an absolute blast alternating between Japanese and very light English during her cooking stream and her english audience playing along.
>>1520442she has it already
>>1520437Imagine the knot
Why is it that 90% of "I got help from 'x' for 'y' " the X is Ina?
>>1520444CO WORKERS AND GOOD FRIENDS
>>1520404I had a bitch of a time with him. My excuse was that I played with the analog stick because my d-pad was busted and had no upgrades, but now I clearly see that I just fucking suck!
>>1520435the game is quite fun solo and she is very good. She has no real reason to stop.
What are anons doing right now except for watching streams? I'm doing my daily workout reps while anxiously thinking if I have covid or not, recently my area got infected and our upstair neighbours are positive with covid. I don't know how badly covid will affect me cause I just recovered from tuberculosis and pneumonia. Stay safe out there anons
>>1520457Why is it that Gura is the only girl that doesn't get asked for help?
disappeared friend!
jwu how was mori persona 3
>>1520427God home radiant might be more your speed.
>>1520467Fapping.
>>1520457She is nice and likes to help!
I don't want to get too much into IRL territory but has Kiara mentioned if her roommate knows what she does for a living? I'm worried that a possible yab could happen because she's already walked in during her streams to put her cats in her room.
>>1520457She's always watching her genmate's streams even at "the shrine" and actively pops into their DMs on discord when something goes wrong.
>>1520224>coco complained about copyright>use meme with copyrighted materialsEh what the hell bitch?
>>1520465I guess her audience really likes Apex so they don't mind. I know if Ame mostly streamed Apex, her core fanbase (members) would get filtered hard.
>>152046712-4E
Do soundposts work if the catbox link also has video?
>>1520467the coof? the fake coof? bro you got a cold, just drink water. no one actually gets the coof its just media hype
>>1520485I read this in the /vt/ definition of roommate at first and thought you were making a fucking insane shitpost
>>1520435I spent this weekend climbing from Silver 4 to gold 4.
>>1520118It'll still be dead when Ollie's streaming.Because she's a zombie, get it? Haha(Also she's shit and not worth watching.)
>>1520467Studies, work, music and writing reps
>>1520467Coping with a lack of job openings because of covid. Decently paying jobs are more than an hour of commute one-way and present an exposure risk, while the ones nearby pay like ass. I hate employers that claim that the job is entry level, then proceed to ask for 2-3 years of experience.
AW YEAH TIME FOR SOUL TYRANT
>>1520485They aren't fucking stupid. Don't worry about it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1Pm63WE04U
>>1520461I had a rough time too, and yet Soul Tyrant ended up being the easiest dream boss. Funny how these things work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slt_Bav8nsQThread theme.
>>1520467Dear diary
>>1520485She mentioned that her roommate watches her streams sometimes.
Soul Tyrant is such a fucking nigger god damn I hate him so much
>>1520506Did Ina ever fight Soul Tyrant? I can't remember.
>>1520495Yeah
Friend...
>>1520244switch emulation
>>1520459SURE AME I BELIEVE YOU
>>1520470She has the least experience and not a lot of tech skills outside of audiophile stuff and video editing, which are things the others usually just outsource for.
>>1520467Training horse girls while barely understanding the game.
TL note: Feinto means feint
>>1520485God, fucking imagine walking around in real life and hearing Gura's fucking goblin voice
>>1520457Ina is reliable and loved.
>>1520490She stopped giving a fuck
I think I heard som
>>1520492Aqua is basically a Minecraft, Karaoke and Apex streamer. All she needs to do is stream those things and keep being herself.
>>1520509I would follow this up with the 3 AM theme from ACNH again but thread isn't hectic and weird enough compared to last nightFor the best though honestly
>>1520467>>1520493
>>1520435I'm watching friend, is she using the no autofill option?
>>1520467Still got classes online, can't slow down on my studies at this point. Also addicted to Sekiro and Destiny 2 which is draining all the other time
Reminder that friend has a vagina, right now!
>>1520540she's pushing ranked, autofill can't be disabled.
>>1520518Dont think so at least on stream. She fought White Defender, Failed Champion and Lost Kin. Out of the dream warriors she fought everyone except Hu and Gorb.
I was rewatching some parts of the Gura debut react VOD, and I like how when she starts talking about Ame at the end you can see at least two idiots yelling LOVERS in chat. I wonder where they are from...
this is the run
>>1520548twitter
>>1520531nee nee neenee neeeee... pawcham!
>>1520546>skipped GorbDisappointing
>>1520543I wish I was her chair.
Gura showing her tail is realhttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/88431064
>>1520546Also she didn't actually beat Failed Champion.
>>1520540He means solo queue, not literally solo apex lol
>>1520548Not here. They'd be saying THEY ARE.
>otsucockAqua???
>>1520453Oh yeah forgot to mention in my post to Luna was saying some words and sentences I wasn't expecting her to say so soon into learning english.I was surprised to see her talking about the smoke in her kitchen in english even if it was very brief. But this basically means she's been studying off-stream too which is really really good
>>1520556>get ina grub noises>get ina collector laughs>no ina gorb noisesYou win some you lose some.
>>1520558UOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH ToT
>>1520470Gura doesn't have many skills that you'd go to her for out of lack of experience. Sure she's great for cheering you up, but the girls are too busy/autistic to ask for collabs. Most other things of help you can either ask Ina/Ame, or you can outsource it.
This fight is actually much harder without the monarch wings, ganbare friend...
>>1520558>it's realT u T
She just accepted her death there.
Did they ever patch out the safe spot in this fight? You used to be able to stand against the right wall and be safe from everything besides the ground shockwaves, which you could just jump over.
Hololive English is an ADVENTURE
>>1520518She beat him two tries so it was over quickly but not quietly
>>1520598I'll believe this rrat.
>>1520598That just sounds like a knockoff of Fantasy.
How do I get over the fact that I love Mori and Ina and Gura and Amelia and Kiara and Reine?
>>1520598Hololive English is legendary
>>1520611You don't but may I also suggest loving the zoombie?
>>1520598Thanks Gura
>>1520611Open your heart to Risu too
>>1520611Why no love for Anya?
How the fuck do Subatomos watch Subaru for hours without constantly imagining her milking your prostate?
>>1520598EN 2: HoloVenture
>>1520616>>1520618>>1520621Okay I'll love them too
>>1520622anon, you need to masturbate immediately, your hornyposting is too much
>>1520611You come to terms that you are a man whore
Fubuki just come back later...
Will Fubuki ever win?
With her current upgrades it will take Friend just under 100 hits to kill Soul Tyrant.
>>1520607To be fair Fantasy encompasses most character settings that aren't SoL or historyfag autism.
>>1520467Relaxing after doing unpaid overtime cleaning up after pajeet coders.
>>1520627based
No, it's a Legend :}
>>1520628go back
>>1520598Hololive english are LEGENDS
does the base desolate dive have hella invincibility like the ugpraded one? can that get fbk out of the feints?
>>1520639How about you stream instead of shitposting, Mori.
>>1520644Yes but she doesn't need it, she's getting better at dodging them normally.
>>1520641Legends and myths are the same thing, Mori
>>1520640masturbate. now.
https://twitter.com/CRUNCHY_MMLONI/status/1371021033021480962NO!
https://poal.me/ojh413
>>1520598>>1520607There only so many thematic gimmicks you can do"Myth" was pretty derivative of "Fantasy" alreadyI guess scifi/space theming is still fresh?>Another robot girl>another alienmaybe not
>>1520644Cursory wiki search suggests yes. I don't think she's generating enough soul for that to be a viable option though
>>1520653ah...
>>1520653kiara baby...
>>1520653SHES HEEEEEREEEE
>>1520653There she goes!What is with her and obsessing over putting pacifiers on everyone anyway I never understood it no matter how much she does it
Kill the thread already so I can post Risu
>>1520627Moona... Hip hop beats to study and chill to...
>>1518733This is an anonymous board. People will shittalk anything. The fact that your post isn't hidden from sight under a barrage of downvotes but instead given so much more visibility by the number of (You)s its getting in fact makes this the direct opposite of a hugbox. In fact this thread encourages the direct opposite since positive opinions get far less visibility. Even deleted posts are more prominent.That you think there's a certain class of post called "constructive criticism" that needs to be protected from shitposting replies points more to the hugbox mentality.
>>1520653ahh...
This foxes skills are something to behold.
>>1520672risucks
>>1520659We need a holo with a funky skin color to satisfy my irredeemable body-paint fetish
>>1520653あ
>Your oshi>Will you get in a reply to this surveypost before the thread dies?
>>1520690InaNo
>>1520690LunaMochiron
>>1520690GuraYes
>>1520690KiaraYes
>>1520690agdsafagdagda
>>1520683on deez nuts!
>>1520690Ameyes
>>1520690yes
>>1520690Ina No
>>1520690okayu possibly
Recycle the other thread instead of making a new one:>>1518040
Gura cute!
>>1520690IMISSAME!
INA'S FLAT CHEST
>>1520690of course