/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>15105362
What does oversleeping have to do with being a menhera?

>>15105362
Pomu crab game

the classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2HJKPjSITs

>>15105362
Noel is such a menhera, how do we save her?

>>15105593
Raging at games (which she hasn't done in a long time) doesn't make you a menhera.

>>15105593
Semen in womb

https://streamable.com/ri1m9r
https://streamable.com/ak006f
https://streamable.com/6b7mdt
https://streamable.com/xaqg6r
https://streamable.com/kewruy
https://streamable.com/9nhgvi
https://streamable.com/v9a6pl
https://streamable.com/1gqhz7
https://streamable.com/vwb8aj
https://streamable.com/mst9v8
https://streamable.com/nckgl4
https://streamable.com/jwxypm
https://files.catbox.moe/opwimz.webm
https://streamable.com/q647hq

>>15106112
No wonder she’s still single. Bitch is crazy. No man would ever want her.

>>15106204
I can fix her.

>>15106204
If no man would ever want her, then that makes me no man.

>>15106112
All of those are over a year old.

>>15106112
>https://streamable.com/1gqhz7
Kek. That was fucking hilarious.

>>15106204
She already has a girlfriend and would never want you loser

>>15106280
More like a year and a half, some even 2 years. Schizos are desperate.

>>15106112
I still lose my sides every time I see the keyboard one

>>15106112
You showed me yours I'll show you mine.
https://streamable.com/fvk7c1
https://streamable.com/rwpdby
https://streamable.com/mst9v8
https://streamable.com/capwrn
https://streamable.com/2jhmrc

>>15105362
Did people forget that the context for this was that youube stole 7k dollars from her in like an instant? She wasn't even raging over the game, she was raging she got demonetized mid-stream.

>>15106112
jesus christ is she always like this? I also heard that she has bruises on her hands and wrists because she hits herself like a fucking autist when she's angry

>>15106791
>all really old clips
Your point?

>>15106833
She’s a menhera, please understand.

>>15106833
All of those clips are over a year and a half old and the part about her hands isn't true.

>>15106112
>youtube

>>15106803
No, it was because the connection got bad and youtube didn't record her jump correctly.

>>15106915
DQ11 wasn't that old, neither was BotW both were this year not last.
Still combing through the Nioh streams.

>>15107004
Noel don't you have a stream to be preparing for or something?

>>15107155
She finished BoTW in Janaury/February but that puzzle is from last year.
>Still combing through the Nioh streams.
Obsession. Yet you call her a menhera.

>>15107193
:<

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epn3FMd10Hw

>>15107334
My wives are so cute!

>>15106112
i want this insane knight to drain my nuts

>>15107284
I'm not OP, I just cut clips on streamable. I would also put in the Mario Kart tournament but you would have the same problem, looking forward to the next one. Noel has the cutest freakouts, real or otherwise.
https://streamable.com/2g859h
This was 2 months ago.

>>15107023
ummmm ok this seems based?

>>15106791
She clearly hypes it up for fun. Still funny tho

>>15106791
is it bad that the one where she made child sounds made me hard?

>>15106204
I'M GONNA FIX
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>15106112
Did she had moments like this is Nioh? I haven't watched it all to not spoil myself but she seemed pretty calm during the few early bosses.

>>15106371
Cope. Noel is straight and not gay.

>>15108539
>Addicted to gravure
>Spends a fortune on gravure and girls fantia
>Has been a massive fan of it since she was a teenager
>Doesn't like JAV because it has men in it
>Is obsessed with Iori Moe and Jun Amaki
>Is obsessed with Sakuya
She is gay.

>>15108681
Source?

>>15108539
lol

>>15108757
Her streams. She has collabed with Iori Moe twice now and often talks about her gravure shoots.
She has been caught multiple times on Twitter liking pictures and retweeting pictures of cosplay girls

>>15108954
Ah, I see how it is.

>>15108757
>>15108923
Even if she was gay, I would just dick it out of her.

>>15105534
>Officer, I just witnessed a murder.
>Wanna see another one!?

>>15108539
>>15108681
>>15108757
>>15108954
>>15109013
There's a rrat that they had sex in real life based on one stream on Noel's roommate's account

>>15109013
Maybe watch her streams faggot.
Here she talked about Iori Moe's latest shoot in this stream.
https://youtu.be/klDJgErUlLM

>>15109166
There are videos of her giving a titfuck, your argument is now invalid

>>15109253
Thats not her retard. That was debunked over 2 years ago.
The fake lesbian is Marine who had a boyfriend prior to Hololive and flirted with Jun

>>15108757
She perved over Jun Amaki and multiple other gravure idols and cosplay girls throughout this stream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDwTvJLaDFk

>>15109160
Which?? Please elaborate I want it to be true

>>15109417
Marine is honestly a disgusting person.

>>15109587
She had bruises on her breasts after an off-collab with Flare.

>>15109417
>https://streamable.com/q647hq
noel is straight woman can like cosplay girls and be straight holy fuck

>>15109587
Basically if you dig into the archives it's everywhere. Quick rundown:
>Flare stays overnight at Noel's house
>next stream on Noel's roommate's account (if you don't know what it is and what she does on her IRL account, do your reps) shows that she cut her nails
>she also has bruises on her tits and thighs that she tries to excuse away saying she hurt herself accidentally with her controller and some of them are curry stains and whatnot
I think there's a few more details that I'm not thinking of rn

>>15109677
Straight girls watch gravure?

>>15109724
Oh yeah one thing I forgot is
>she went to a beauty salon the morning before Flare was coming over and was so happy with her makeover that she posted a face pic, almost as if she did it for someone

>>15109677
You don't even watch her and you fucking hate her.

>>15109724
her roommate where she does lewd as fuck blowjob asmr for mostly men. That roommate kek get real with this shes gay shit

>>15109909
she's bi and flare is the man in her life

>>15109909
She is bi. 20% of her roommate fanbase is female anyway.
Please explain why a straight woman would watch gravure.

>>15109814
seethe and project harder

>>15110087
You don't watch her so your opinion is basically worthless retard.

>>15109991
lmfao no that is not true your seething at the truth is funny though schizo

>>15110145
The more you say that doesnt mean its true. continue you to seethe schizo

>>15110245
Her roommate read out her channel stats a while ago. Her /jp/ thread talked about it.
>schizo
Says the person obsessed with the sexuality of a Japanese women he will never meet and he hates.
Why would a straight woman watch gravure?

>>15106204
Retard
Do you think no guy has ever smashed shit in anger from video games?
She's just the perfect woman.

>>15110313
But you don't watch her. If you did you would know she likes Jun Amaki, Ai Shinozaki and Iori Moe.

>>15110313
If you watch her, who is her favorite Rozen Maiden character? Who is her favorite 2hu? Who is her favorite seiyuu? What is her favorite game of all time?

>>15110529
>What is her favorite game of all time?
Playing with my cock.

It's my life goal.to have Noel smash my balls in anger while I'm laughing at her dying to sister friede

Smells like jealousy in this thread

>>15105534
i love this lil gremlin

>>15109991
She likes to do cosplay asmr and wear expensive lingerie brands. Where do you think she gets her outfit ideas from its not that deep or hard to figure out. But your a schizo and dont want to listen you would rather make up rrats and tell yourself it is the truth.
Take your meds ! ! !

>>15110712
You haven't watched gravure if you think it is filled with elaborate outfits. Especially not Jun Amaki.

>>15110422
But i do and meds

>shes gay!
Come on, do you actually believe this? Women watch Victora secret so of course they'd watch gravure, especially since that is Noel's other job...
She's lamented the inability of weak Japanese males in courting her before

>>15110820
go on and think what you want it will never make it true seethe about it

>>15110841
If you did you would be able to answer these extremely easy questions >>15110529
>>15110899
Gravure is not the same as victoria's secret. Victoria's secret is an advertisement, gravure is intended for you to jerk off to.
>She's lamented the inability of weak Japanese males in courting her before
She fucking hasn't you fucking liar.

>>15110899
Its no use these anons are to far gone they think liking sexy girly shit makes her gay its painful to my brain.

>>15110913
You haven't watched gravure.
Just kill yourself Noelschizo.

>>15111013
I DO YOU BRAINLET TAKE YOUR MEDS SCHIZO FOR FUCKS SAKE

>>15111013
Yes she has, not my fault you don't follow cannan
Gravure is literally girls in swimsuits doimg poses
Victoria Secret is the same
Guys jerk off to both

>>15111094
Why can't you answer them then?

>>15111077
No i wont faggot keep telling yourself a lie by all means

>>15111157
>Yes she has, not my fault you don't follow cannan
You can't even spell her name right. She has fucking never said that.
>Gravure is literally girls in swimsuits doimg poses
Its more than just that.

>>15111169
Why would i do what you want id rather see you seethe because you are an insane turbo faggot

>>15111266
So you can't answer them because you don't watch her. Got it.

>>15111259
No it's not
Sometimes they bounce on an exercise ball
Sometimes they bend over and show off their butt
You really need to stop forcing the male heterosexual gaze onto women /u/ fag, they get horny and get off completely differently than men and it's barely based on visual stimulus
Sankisei probably never thought pretending to be gay would work so well they'd have EOPs deluded too

>>15111344
Except i do i told you i wont so seethe cope dial and dilate about why i wont listen and do what the /vt/ schizo wants me to do

>>15111411
>they'd have EOPs deluded too
Says the faggot who thinks Marine is a lesbian and can't answer the most basic questions about someone he supposedly watches.

Noelfags are just as mentally ill as Noel.

>>15111570
Marine isn't a lesbian either lol

There are no straight holos. Cover checks their sexuality carefully before hiring to avoid scandals. You don't have a chance!

>>15111436
You can't answer them.

>>15111570
That anon is not me but i will say it again for you cope sweet heart i know it is hard but you will get through this i believe in you

>>15111582
So you admit you don't watch her now?

>>15111734
You don't watch her and you are trying to argue with me.

>>15111641
LMFAO never be this much of a schizo bois take your meds before that

>>15111411
This is gravure. Please explain why a straight women would watch this.
https://litter.catbox.moe/kaf7lx.m4v

>>15111846
You are an EOP who doesn't watch her.

>>15111790
>trying
I won seethe about it and take your meds /u/ schizo

>>15111941
I do watch her and know japanese too this is getting sad for you

>>15111871
I know what gravure is retard
You shouldn't ask Noel, how would I kmow why women do things. You attempting to understand them and pushing your own logic on them is how you've become obsessed with this narrative
Why not listen to Noel talk about her brother for 5 minutes then say she's a lesbian

>>15112024
Well by now schizos continue being brainlets

>>15112087
>Why not listen to Noel talk about her brother for 5 minutes
Confirmed for not watching her.
>>15112024
You can't even answer who her favorite Rozen Maiden is you don't watch her. You don't even like her.

>>15105593
black benis in yellow bajina.

>>15112193
>YOU DON'T WATCH HER
Talk to a woman anon this is just sad
Just because gravure makes your peepee hard, you think women who watch it do it to masturbate

>>15112290
Ignore the gravure shit for now. Answer who her favorite Rozen Maiden is? This is someone she talks about often. I will even give you a clue, they have a thread on /jp/ right now.

>>15106112
god damn what a shitter
this is why I don't watch vidya streams, girls just lack something

Lmao, the conversation in this thread is full of men who have never talked to a woman in their life or what is going on?

Stop with the male gaze, take ur meds.

>>15112946
>Stop with the male gaze
>male gaze
Go back to /cgl/

>>15106112
>https://streamable.com/nckgl4
was that an aka supacha request to break her keyboard or is she just legitimately crazy

>>15112946
>Stop with the male gays
WTF HOMOPHOBE

>>15114215
legitimately crazy

Why the fuck is everyone so angry? Noel’s on the other side of the world; you aren’t gonna meet her much less fuck her.

You still haven't answered who her favorite Rozen Maiden is...

>>15114444
I will have sex with every hololive member.

>>15114444
Because she’s a whore tempting men astray from the righteous path.

>>15106112
imagine how her tits must WOBBLE when she rages and slams her desk

>>15114546
They don't know the answer to that question because they are schizo antis who don't know anything about her.

>>15105362
Nothing beats her destroying her keyboard when the roomate said "noeru"

>>15114875
Thats not what she said EOP. The clip is literally in this thread.

>>15106371
>>15108681
>>15109160
Lesbians are mentally ill and abusive.

>>15115025
And that's a good thing, whores deserve to be abused

>>15114875
she said danchou dumbass

>>15115025
I can fix her....

This thread needs to die it is filled with mentally ill /lgbt/ schizos and shipper fags who need help

This thread needs to die because it reminds me cute lesbians would never bat an eye on a virgin loser male like me

>>15115451
Your anti thread didn't go as planned?

>>15107023
ASK NOEL ABOUT THE JEWISH QUESTION
DEUS LE VULT

>thread about vtubers having schizo moments
>its actually anons who have schizo moments

>>15115102
Straight men should band together and punish violent lesbians.

>>15115280
w/e the sperg out was still epic

>>15115590
I am not the OP of the thread anonchama. But my sanity points are low and need to recharge okay

Came for the clips, stayed for the sheer hilarity of retards who actually think Noel is gay. "She doesn't like JAV because it has men in it!" Have you seen how gross Japanese men in porn are? The male figure is not cute. Wrinkly balls, hairy ass. Women like cute things. Have you never had a female friend? Straight girls make out with each other when they're drunk. They like to grab each other's boobs for no reason. They find the female figure sexy - doesn't make them gay. You're an embarrassing "it's still real to me dammit!" mark.

>>15116518
You don't watch her stop humiliating yourself.

>>15116637
STOP IT GET HELP THAT ANON IS NOT ME !
Your arguing with random anons thinking there me seek help schizo. Your costing me my fucking sanity points i unironically think you have schizophrenia.
TAKE YOUR MEDS ! ! ! ! ! !

>>15116997
All of you don't watch her and you fucking hate her.

>>15116518
This but unironically

>>15117054
I love the whore.

>>15117103
>call her a whore and a menhera
>don't watch her
>love her
You have a strange definition of love.

>>15105362
ITT anons going full menhera as well
Bless

>>15117054
Its okay its not your fault your like this someone in life failed you. I can only pray you get the help you need in life bless you sweet summer child.

>>15106791
>>15106112
Most of these aren't even that bad. Have you guys ever even seen an autistic twitch streamer?

This thread should serve as evidence on why /lgbt/ and /u/ need to get purged.

>>15119114
/y/*

>>15115712
First time?

>>15106112
Does she still have these menhera attacks regularly? Flare eating her ass does wonders about it

>>15107334
Anyone got the one about smug flare slapping thighs with noel every night and there's nothing you can do about it?

>>15111639
Counterpoint: AZKi, Chris, Choco and arguably, Aki

>>15114215
She accidentally called herself "Danchou" on her roomate stream

>>15123701
No most of those clips are old.

>>15126919
Mori is the straightest holo, takamori was hilarious in hindsight

>>15106112
I honestly don't care. If she's cute enough, has big boobs and wont cuck me, I don't care.

>>15111871
Where in Victoria's secret do they do what is going on in
>>15110899 s video?

>>15123802
I don't want to do anything about it, except watch maybe.
Imagining is the next best thing though.

>>15128202
I'm begging just stop fucking responding it's been 6 hours

>>15128319
Why should I?

>>15106112
>https://streamable.com/mst9v8
>https://streamable.com/jwxypm
Are actually pretty cute

Pikamee went off after getting Ligma'd and unlisted the stream

>>15128550
ikr? I wish I still had a gf that makes cute funny noises while gaming

>>15106112
I fucking wish we got fromsoft perms still so I can witness sheer rage like this

>>15128599
That clip is literally impossible to find unfortunately.

>>15116518
It is the schizo thread after all. Plus as a guy you can def make out with another guy and stay straight

>>15128912
Keep tellng yourself that. Kissing a guy means you are gay.

>>15128970
No only insecure manlets think it

>>15128989
Are you retarded?

>>15128912
You are gay.

>>15127660
Ok so flare's ass eating does work

>>15129030
No, not really. Just think about it. A guy can kiss a guy while young but grow up straight still. Greeks would do gay shit with the young boys but they all grew up straight still. Being gay as in not wanting women is the mental disorder, but guys can still like women and do gay shit.

>>15106112
This is the kind of woman that will strangle your baby in the crib. Blessed.

>>15129439
Absolute state of Noel antis...
If you do gay shit, you are gay or bi. To say otherwise is retarded.

>>15126919
watame has/had a boyfriend so include her too

i think we should all agree to noel being straight and bi at the same time

>>15130381
also im one that thinks noel is straight or slightly bi like all women online that arent completely lesbian or bi and that its all just acting seeing that shes playing a character

>>15106112
I can fix her.

>>15106112
wtf, all of them are cute. Why are you calling her menhera? Did you never raged at game? Plus she is streaming, so she has to be more expressive about it

>>15106112
She definitely needs some heavy meds.

>>15130573
Too late, she got fixed already.

It doesn't matter how gay she is, I'm still gonna marry her.

>>15130572
Who is her favorite Rozen Maiden? You don't know because you don't watch her and/or you are an EOP.
If you watched her you would know she is bi.

>>15109724
Link that roommate account video???

/thread about menhera vtubers filled with ranting schizos its almost poetic

>>15116518
I hate porn with men in it too
Guess that makes me a lesbian
I am not complaining

>>15111411
Your only exposure to gravure is the clips in Yakuza, isn't it? A whole bunch of gravure videos is them bouncing up and down while moaning as if being fucked. It's basically just softcore porn videos.

So what do we learn from this thread?

>>15133350
noel is straight as fuck

>>15133350
That Noel is bi and retards like >>15133451 don't watch her and know nothing about her.

>>15133350
Anons will respond to the most obvious bait, over and over and over

>>15123802
srsly, no ones got it?
anyway here it is its posted every now and then in flare or noel related threads

>>15133644
Noel's actual fans know she is bi, because they actually watch her.

>>15112024
YWNBJ

>>15116518
jesus christ do you only know about women from anime or something? that's not a real thing you utter virgin

>>15133644
Woman, with their tendency for skinship, is more open to being BI. this is true, i have seen it in my dreams.

>>15112946
>reddit spacing
go back.

>>15136865
Its a /cgl/fag

>>15106112
Wtf, i love noeru now.

>>15106112
god i love the sperg one