/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Things can get a little tense sometimes Champyons, but always rember that Kiki loves (You), and we're all gonna make it together.

Kiki love

Join the champyon outfit contest, winners will be selected for the PNG stream.

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Kiki love!

With each day Kikimas gets closer, and my excitement for it grows

CUM INSIDE BUNNY CUNNY, ONLY CUNNY UOOH

I believe she mentioned the next stream is going to be Yu-Gi-Oh. Can't wait to see Kiki nerd out on it.

>>14988793
bunny mouth is fine too
https://litter.catbox.moe/g7ddxi.png
(repost)

i doubt anyone on here has the slightest bit of muscle

>>14989233
It's about the journey anon

Hey Kiki, I was catching up on archives from when I was asleep. At the end of your last crash stream you said that you were going to have it unarchived so I thought it would be polite to let you know that it's still up on your channel. I don't know if maybe you changed your mind. Sorry to see shitposters got you fucked up on finishing the game on stream but the last few stage of crash 2 can be pretty frustrating so it's understandable. I've enjoyed the crash streams we got though. Also sorry to any husbands who missed it if she does read this and takes it down.

>>14989062
I said it once I'll say it again UUUUOOOOHHHH

>>14989233
Eh, I'm gaining some muscle. Just not as built as i want to be

>>14989046
Me too, i use to play yugioh on the gba it was pretty fun. Cant wait to see her go through it

>>14989046
I never played yugioh but I loved the anime, watched most of the series, and the concept in general. I'm looking forward to her roleplaying!

>>14989233
Rome wasn't built in a day! In my former life I was a D1 athlete- I've just tacked on weight when my depression got out of hand. I'm looking forward to getting back to myself! Doing even 5 minutes of fit reps is a positive. Because you took the first step. Incremental changes lead to big changes!

>>14989233
Stop with the projection and do your reps you lazy ass.

Speaking of reps has everyone been doing they're sleep reps?

>>14993071
i took a 2 hour nap today. i should be fine for the rest of the night

>>14993071
Yeah, slept a lot between the last few streams.

>>14993071
should probably get to my reps soon so I'll have refreshed enough to see Kiki

>>14989046
I've played since 2002, so I'm really excited to watch her play. Never cared for the anime all that much though. Always have been a compfag.

>>14989233
My arms and legs are pretty muscular, but my midsection is soft and shitty. We're working on fixing that tho.

>>14994257
Yeah you dont want to be falling asleep mid stream

>>14989233
I can bench 235lbs squat 285lbs and deadlift 255lbs
I can overhead press Kiki 50 times and not get tuckered out
Despite this I fasted a lot in the past so I'm not as juicy as I could be but when I do get there I'll start wearing shirts of Kiki's face and blasting her VODs on my speakers and meet any turbonigger who looks at me funny with incredible violence

>>14989233
Well if we're all biting... I was the fittest person in my high school class, which isn't bodybuilder tier but still pretty good. Since then I haven't worked out at all and lost a good chunk of it, but I know how to get it back I just need to get organized and do it. I'll make a new years resolution out of it, and yeah those are a meme, but I have Kiki this year so I'll make it work.

>>14995031
incredibly based

>>14989233
I've got some lean muscle, I can at least bench my own body weight, and deadlift about twice my body weight, not that those are good measures of physical fitness. Of course I could always be doing better, but that's why I do my reps.

Comments like your are usually from people who have never worked out themselves and look down on those that do.

>>14995031
A champyon to aspire to become!

>>14995031
Now thats champyon material

>>14990583
>>14992190
>>14993071
Now that I think about it one of the characteristics of /pyon/ that has started to dissipate is the camaraderie of champyons engaged in self improvement. True champyons encourage one another to get after in all aspects of life. Crush your fit reps. Get jacked. Study your cock off. Get good grades. Refine your craft in whatever line of work you're in. Take pride in your work. Cultivate your passions and grow in your hobbies. Practice the instrument that's been sitting in the corner of your room. Flex your creativity muscle and knock out some writing or drawing. Get enthralled in the book you bought but haven't read. Spend time in the outdoors. You may not like where you're at in life right now but by God don't just shrivel up and die. Life is fiery with it's beauty!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

>>14988133
uuhhh how old is kiki? she seems like a teenager larping as some sort of 4chan internet veteran or something

>>14996159
Older than me that's for damn sure

>>14996159
She is 12, this is a honeypot and you're now on a watchlist.

>>14995932
THAT'S THE SPIRIT BROTHER!

>>14995932
Reps, now.

>>14996159
As a half rabbit half human hybrid she is unconstrained by our concept of time. Kiki is simultaneously a boomer and 16 year old autist at the same time.

>>14995932
Champyons must help other champyons.

I'm gonna get a few hour of shut eye in, and I'll go to bed listening to this, I suggest you all do the same so we might better ourselves while doing our respective reps:

https://files.catbox.moe/o0lbba.mp4

>>14996657
Have a nice nap anon. See you hopefully at the next stream

>>14996753
Yes, but I'll see you before you see me. Nothing personal.

>>14996159
Kiki is kiki years old. Or in our terms, she is as hold as she is.

>>14988402
How much time do I got left?

https://voca.ro/1j90iYRfEEyX
WAAAAAAAAA
FRICK OFF NEWFRENS YOU ACTUAL BABOONS IM SICK OF YOU AND YOUR TOMFOOLERY

>>14996838
Nani

>>14997108
i really hate that you had to delete the post. normalfags ruin everything. i love you kiki

>>14997108
Love you kiki, and yeah i don't think it'll get that bad. But again mwah love you love you love you love you.

And sorry for being geese

>>14997108
new friend hate. glad you are doing well though kiki. i cannot wait for the christmas stream

>>14997108
Good morning Kiki! That was pretty based! I bet the wvtrains are seething so much right now, they'd kill to go viral. See you later, love you <3

>>14997108
Ok Kiki, I love you too.

>>14997108
Love you Kiki! Looking forward to spening my christmas with my wonderful lolibaba wife!

>>14997108
Kiki we all devolve into geese when you are away as you can see. I think we all wanted start this new thread off on a happier note, I'm proud to see some of us pick ourselves back up by our bootstraps in unity even without you around.

Thanks for caring about us so much, it's why we love you the most and only you.

the fact she fucking deleted her most liked and still growing tweet just so we can stop worrying and she can stop growing really shows we arent just a stepping stone to her. the idea honestly is completely out of my head. she loves us so much and shows us again and again not only through her words but through her actions too. shes a gem.

Yep, I do believe it's time for KIKI LOVE!

>>14998671
Yeah she loves us so much, i just hope she feels how much we really love her.

KIKI LOVE

>>14996159
She's probably like every other vtuber in her late 20s pretending to be a teenager.

>>14996159
shes been on 4chan since 2006 and remembers specific events from then that you'd have to be there to even know

she doesn't claim to be an internet veteran, not even an oldfag. shes just saying her life

>>14988187
This (You) guy such is loved. I don't know who he is, he's probably reading this message right now even. But there is a rabbit out there that cares for him a lot apparently, I guess I'll root for him too even if nobody else does.

>it has been 5 years since you met kiki for the first time, it has been 3 since you started living together and it's been 5 minutes since the last time you told her you love her
>Life usted to be bland without meaning and void of joy but now you can't wait for tomorrow just to have another day with the woman you love
>You know her really well, every little noise and mannerism, every inch of her slender and tiny body, you know how she smells, how she moves when she sleeps, how she tastes and you can't just get enough
>Living together was a challenge at first, not because of money or fighting but you 2 couldn't keep your hands off each other for more than your refractory period let you, you are still surprised how she didn't got pregnant in those first couple of months
>You keep your job, you are now making s bit more because she has made you hate it less, she still insist that you should stop working since she makes more money than you but you still want to help buy that farmland where you can finally settle down and start a family
>You still remember how you drove kiki to her college and how beautiful she looked with her degree, that picture you still keep in your wallet as a charm of good luck
>The day is starting and you can see the sunrise peeking over the horizon while a naked kiki is right by your side still in her cute burrito form, last night was a wild one and you feel kinda sore
>You couldn't contain yourself and started kissing her back until you reach her neck
>A sleepy kiki a bit surprised at the sudden attack just said "you silly goose"
>You look at her face and before she can do anything grab her hands pin them over her head and start kissing her
>You start to feel that lingering and everlasting lust that appears everytime you see your wife
>You pull away form her face to see how much is she blushing and to tell her how you are going to make love to her
>You still remember the moment you met her family, deep inside you where afraid of them, because why if they don't think you am worthy of her beautiful daughter, you felt you weren't, but when her father told you please take care of her you couldn't stop your tears of joy
>Minutes before the wedding her sister came right up to you, she told you how happy she felt kiki found someone who can love her as much as she deserves, you thought she didn't like you that much since your jokes never seem to make her laugh but in that moment you just hug her and said "Kiki fixed my broken soul, I can love her so much because she showed me how, when I met her I was nothing, I had nothing, I didn't want anything but now I am the happiest man alive"
>You started to tear up
>Her sister gave you a hug and said "chin up, lucky guy you can't cry in your wedding that's my job"
>The way her dress looked it made you realice how long you haven't felt happiness, the way the light bounced of her smile and how she was this beautiful for you it was enough for the rest of your life but when she said "I do" nothing could ever stop you
>The strokes of you penis hitting deep inside kiki invade you immense pleasure, the way she tries to bite her lip to keep her moans quiet it only makes you go even harder, maybe she did this so you didn't hold back
>With her hands over her head she was at your mercy, you nibbled her nipples and with your free hand slapped and grabbed her bumbum with force
>The first Christmas was fun, you remember her Santa costume and how much you tore it up
>You remember how even tho she knows how you use it and is better at it than you, you still don't let her use the coffee machine you 2 bought together because she put the wrong filter once, it was all an elaborate ruse so she would pout until you let her
>You love this woman more than anything else in the world
>She loved you even more
>The pleasure keep building up until you couldn't hold it anymore, and as you feel the pulsations of her kiki clamp down on you, you thrusted as deep as you could just to make sure this time, she was going to get pregnant
>Days before you have gotten enough money, and had put you 2 weeks in your job, now you just needed to make kiki the mother of your children
>Both of you were exhausted, you didn't pull out right away since you still wanted to feel her warmth a bit more, you looked at her in the eye and started kissing her
>You look at her while she was giving you little hits so you get off her since you were crushing her
>You pulled away, looked into her eyes and started to say
I love you
>She was smiling "I know you goose"
I love you
>She started to get flustered and used a pillow to cover her naked body and hide her face
I love you
>She hid her face completely and started to say "you are being a meanie, you are being cringe"
I love you Kiki, please be with me for the rest of my life
>She peek from the pillow "we are already married you KNOW, that is the promise I will keep"
>I love you kiki and I will love you for the rest of my life
The sun was beautiful

Lets get some comfy soundposts in here lads. This one was one of my personal favorites.

>>14999299

>>14998671
no one has ever cared about me in my whole life more than kiki has. its honestly jarring. i hope she knows how much i love and care for her. kiki you are my everything

>>14988133
OP you forgot the best vocaroo ever made:
https://vocaroo.com/1buvKgufInLV

>>14999699
they fucking intentionally left it out. fucking cringe.
remember to add it next op guys

>>14999756
No need to get mad about it. You should probably give it a listen.

Big get coming up, rolling..
KIKI LOVE!

>>14999390
I know what you mean. I've been invisible most of my life. I might have passed on Kiki early on under different circumstances. But one day she noticed I hadn't made it for a couple of streams and welcomed me back. I was honestly amazed that she not only remembered me, but noticed I was gone. Maybe that's typical with the 2view experience, but it's nice to finally get noticed by somebody. I'm so happy I stuck around.

>>14999936
kiki love!

>>14999954
its quite different from any other 2view experience
but I get what you mean. kiki love

>>14999756
OP here, it wasn't intentional. Hell, I was the one that started putting that in OP. You sound tense, give it a listen like >>14999869 said.

>>15000140
sorry champyon, i didn't mean for it to come across that way
listened and am comfy again

>>15000211
No harm done, Kiki love!

>>14999756
It may have been serendipitous. I wouldn't have listened to it again just now if it was in the OP. But because someone mentioned it, I did, and it reminded me. Things happen for a reason and I feel better now, so it was good in some way.

>>15000520
I did post it because I thought it was a good moment to listen to it. If it was in the OP I'd have pointed it out and told everyone that.

>>14997108
Kiki, why do you have to be so based and loveable hm? Wish I could have been there for the last stream - until next time

>>14997108
>https://voca.ro/1j90iYRfEEyX
Good morning Kiki I hope you're well rested!
>She thought that the tweet would filter people.
Kek Kiki I know that you're not a regular twitter user. Surprisingly there are a solid amount of people that share the same views as you and also enjoy anime and vtubing

>>14999006
>been here since 2006
>fell for ligma

>>15001200
shes autistic please understand

>>15001200
hey wait, i know where this is from.

Kiki is CUTE. Kiki is BASED. Kiki is SMART. Kiki is SWEET. Kiki is AUTISTIC. Kiki is a RABBIT. Kiki is SEXY. Kiki is my WIFE. Kiki inspires me to be a BETTER MAN!

>>14997108
I actually do love my wife

>>14997108
It's ogey. No amount of tourists will divide us. I'll always love you Kiki <3

>>14999006
rate yourselves!
https://files.catbox.moe/hctiss.png
summer of 2005

>>15002063
how do you define being /here/?
because I started browsing around occasionally 08-09
but really got into it around ~12

>>15002063
2009. Weird to still be labeled new.

>>15002063
The first time I came to 4chan this picture of Tom was everywhere and I was so confused, Whenever that was. Early 2006 I think.

>>15002063
I started browsing around 2012-2013. It feels odd that was nearly a decade ago. Still feel like a newfag.

>>15002063
>Reddit
>never even used Reddit
>didn't come here for the fappening either
It's not fair.

>>15002245
I defined it by first contact, but I think I was more active in the newfag era

>>15002063
2011 is the first time I can actually remember, specifically when there was a sticky for the death of Kim Jong-il. Funny that no matter how far into the future we get, newfags will always be newfags and cancer will always be cancer

>>15002506
It's okay anon. I'm in Reddit too. I'd never heard of Reddit before coming here.

>>15002063
I'm an unironic /pol/ election tourist. I started going to /pol/ everyday in late '15 early '16 during my sophomore year of college. I liked being able to call people niggers. I was always a bit weird but basically edgy normie. Finding 4chan was really neat bc it was like, "woah there are lots of people that think like me."

>>15002063
2009. Never got to see /b/ in all its glory.

>>15002063
>NSA
knew about 4chan for many years but was always scared to go there until this year when i found out about /vt/

>>15002063
Always knew 4chan existed, i remember being on a thread a few years ago never went back, until this year when i found kiki

>>15002063
Winter of 2009

>>15002063
2017 after getting banned from every single touhou discord. went to /jp/ to talk about touhou.

>>15003197
What touhou game should Kiki play? She was asking earlier.

>>15002063
I only knew 4chan existed from infinitychan and wizardchan

>>15003253
>infinitychan
Oh yeah... Haha... What's that...

>>15002063
sometime in 2014 during gamergate

>>15003228
touhou 8, it's the easiest for newcomers, if she truely wants to suffer she can put touhou 15 on poindexter mode (i think that's what it's called) where you just have to get through to the end with infinite lives.

>>15003228
Several people in chat were recommending 8

>>15003289
I seriously do miss it and while wizchan is still around 8kun is too slow and breaks too often for me to use it, I never thought I'd be using this shithole for an extended period of time but without it I wouldn't have found Kiki so I guess it's not all bad

>>15002063
2013-2014 after reading a Kotaku article about how horrible people from here were for making fun of some game (maybe it was inquisition, I don't remember) and realizing I had the same views

>>15003253
It's weird to me that people started out on other imageboards. Other shit like 7chan was always where people would threaten to go whenever moot did something but nobody could ever manage to stay there because you're here forever.

Is there a stream today?

>Kiki is 4'8
>porcelain white skin
>long raven colored hair that goes all the way down her back
>innocent and piercing blue eyes
>little dainty hands, legitimately the size of an 8 year old's
>ab lines
>flexible enough to do the splits
>all of her weight goes to her bumbum
HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG ToT

>>15004117
>Kiki is 4'8
Lurk moar

God I just want to buy Kiki an owl for her next stream

>>15004143
>He doesn't know Kiki is actually 4'7

>>15004117
>innocent and piercing blue eyes
Are her roommates eyes really blue? Eyes are really important and I kind of feel bad imagining her with blue eyes if she has brown eyes. Well, okay, at the very least she picked those eyes for herself so I think it's fine to like them whether or not they match the roommate. It's still a bit weird to compliment her eyes, I'm not sure if it has the appropriate impact. I'm sure her real eyes are beautiful too...

>>15004653
The model is based off of how she really looks, so her real eyes are probably blue.

>>15004653
>are they really blue?
I was just going from the model. "Innocent" is a descriptor that her family has used for her before.

>>15004874
We don't know for certain, or at least I don't I might've missed that vod. It might be an anti-dox countermeasure. Hapas with blue eyes are very rare but I'm really treading on thin ice here I can't say she "won" the genetic lottery because if she didn't she'd feel bad. I do prefer blue eyes over brown, but the best eyes are the eyes of the woman you love...

>>15004653
>>15004874
she's said before that her eyes aren't actually blue, that's the only part of her model that isn't entirely accurate

>>15005264
Yeah that makes sense, thanks.

I want to have sex with Kiki.

>>15004557
no, she's actually 4'6

>>15005470
No shes 3'4"

>>15002063
First gen newfag, idled GNAA

>>15005521
No shes 2'2''

I had a dream that Kiki walked across my back to crack it. ToT

>>15005264
opps, guess I missed that

>>15005823
Uuuooohhhh her tiny feet pressing against your spine as you hear cracks

>>15005591
No she's actually 1'7"

Shes 7ft 8 fucking tourists

>>15006041
I remember her saying shes 9 feet tall. Do your vod reps bro

>>15005430
It's not what I'm particularly into but I would definitely try anal with Kiki if she wanted me to.

>>15006154
You'd let Kiki peg you? That's some dedication anon.

>>15006154
There's a lot if try that i don't like, if kiki wanted to. Anything to make her happy

>>15006154
I'll pound Kiki's ass so hard that she loses control of her bowels and shits pellets all over the bed.

>>15006315
Settle down Kiki

>>15006315
Kiki gets so stretched out that she has to wear diapers for the next 24 hours because she can't control her sphincter anymore
I felt so nasty typing that lmao

I love kiki so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvMWpIZD3xw

>>15006315
>>15006612
I dreamed I pounded her ass so hard by the time I was done it was comically agape.

God, what WOULDN'T I do to her!
I guess I'd never give her up and I'd never let her down and definitely never gonna run around and desert her.

>>15006735
she's so fucking cute bros

>>15006932
>tfw you have horny dreams about Kiki but you always wakeup before you penetrate her

Kiki is the epitome of sex. The apex cunny.

Kiki please make a schedule, I'm begging you aaaaaaa

>>15008517
have you not signed up for the mailing list?

I want to take Kiki on a picnic and hold her hand while she rests her head on my shoulder

>>15008545
I think I accidentally purged all the geese in my area, it's over...

>>15008517
>he doesn't mediate to get the schedule beamed into his head through the ether

Kiki, when and where is the Champyon sperm drive taking place? Also, how are we supposed to raise our Child once it's born?

Is Kiki streaming soon?

>>15009358
check the schedule lol

>>15009459
would love to if it was posted

How does it feel to know that your wife is a product of her mom getting BLEACHED, champyons?

>>15009586
Feels good. Hafu females are usually very attractive,

I'm hitting F5 on Kiki's channel every 5 minutes.

>>15009530
why would she post a schedule?

Am I tripping dick or did Kiki say that she was doing a "proper ASMR" this week? Any ASMR that has whispered, "shhhh," "it's okay," "I'm right here," "close your eyes," "relax." always puts me out like a light. I love Kiki's ASMR stuff. She's got such a soothing and hot voice!

>>15009586
Feel's good to be white. I have a Hispanic friend who's jealous that I'm white because he wants a nip gf.

>>15010399
That sound like what she said in my dream once. But anyway her ASMR streams are alwasy so comfy, like her husband one is one that i listen to when i need to skeep it's just so cozy

I will NOT respond to the newfags bait.
>I will NOT respond to the newfags bait.
I will NOT respond to the newfags bait.
>I will NOT respond to the newfags bait.
I will NOT respond to the newfags bait.
>I will NOT respond to the newfags bait.

>>15009638
>>15010494
Good. Now do your duty and fuck the Asian outta her.

>>15011187
If you insist.

>>15011187
With pleasure. Thanks Selen Anon.

Please help me where is Kiki?

>>15011516
She's in Australia.

https://voca.ro/1n6Gviy4lxN5
hellohellohellooooooo
i love you!

>>15011727
Kiki I love you!!!

>>15011727
Ogey. I love you too <3

>>15011727

>>15011727
I LOVE YOU KIKI

>>15011727
gluten Morgan Kiki I hope you slept well! See you in a bit!

>>15011727
You're not escaping, you silly rabbit, get over here!

>>15011516
She's in Australia probably at home [/spolier]

>>15011516
kiki is in this thread
help would be two doors down and on the left

>>15011914
imagine using someone else as a reaction image. cringe!

>>15011727
Aww, ogey. Can't wait for the music video. And I'm looking forward to seeing you agin.

MWAH MWAH MWAH
I love you kiki, my cute lolibaba rabbit wife

>>15011976
>Imagine thinking that I won't subject others to film us in a night of passionate lovemaking.

Kiki! i'm masturbating to the thought of your fat bumbum! how do you feel about that?

>>15011727
>we get good morning voicemails from the wife

>>15012087
>this is normal and healthy behavior to post about publicly. .

>>15012889
exactly! I love kiki!

>>15012889
dont call me normal or healthy ever again

>>15012087
Kiki does have a nice bum bum.

>>15012087
Did that earlier. Bro that bunny she is the ideal lover.

What a coincidence I just finished as well. Specifically to the thought of Kiki begging me to cum inside.

>>15012889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZYq7rat9d4

>>15013490
I really love that OP (and ED). Why don't we do a Watamote watchalong?

>>15013703
I'd be down. It's been a while since we've done a watch along.

i found a shirt that perfectly describes my emotions

>>15011727
Hello Kiki, I got a bit of sleep in myself but I find I can't get a good night's rest unless I can watch my wife. Can't wait to see you agian. Mwah!

https://voca.ro/1k12MzUTzJ9d
PLANET ZOOOO
https://youtu.be/C3sWbMlx_SI
https://youtu.be/C3sWbMlx_SI
https://youtu.be/C3sWbMlx_SI

>>15014608
My wife Kiki is playing Planet Zoo.

>>15014608
that's a lot of pack

>>15014608
I can almost hear her smug coming out from the vocaroo.

>>15014608
you wascally wabbit

>>14999168
then you wake up with cum in your underwear

>>15014608
I've been waiting for YEARS, let's fucking GOOOO

>>15014608
That's a lot of animal packs, as expected of my wife. I'm sure laptop-kun is rooting for us from beyond the grave!

>>15014608
Thats a lot of packs sounds like it's about to be a fun stream

>>15014608
I love this brat

>>15014608
:_smugkiki:

>>15014608
kiki is too strong!

>>15014608
>https://voca.ro/1k12MzUTzJ9d
This is going to be absolutely kino.

are we just gonna brush over the fact that kiki mentioned last stream that her grandparents lives in japan. She's a confirmed Japanese happa.
what are your thoughts?

>>15015759
its not that surprising. we've known shes a hapa for a while now. just not which kind.

>>15015759
How new? Lurk more retard.

>>15015759
>>15011187

>>15015759
It was nice of her to fully clarify. Context clues throughout the last few months made it pretty obvious. It changes nothing about my feelings for Kiki. I love her and will continue to support her until my last breath.

>31 waiting
What the fuck

>>15016521

>>15016521
tourists from twitter. hopefully they'll be filtered in the next couple days.

>>15016521
It always evens out when the stream actually starts and the YouTube view-counting kicks in.

That Azure faggot is definitely getting the boot kek

>>15016659
hope so

>>15016659
i hope so because he sounds underage.
kiki pls ban

>>15016659
There are a couple travelers in chat I want to curb stomp already

>>15015759
Wait, which stream? Work has been fucking me in the ass so I haven't caught up.

>>15016659
>>15016727
>>15016760
>>15016780
I knew i didn't recognize him, thought i was going crazy for a second

>>15016760
this. ban em

You know you want to Kiki, do it

Fucking based

Holy newfags

i bought her planet zoo and all the dlc

>>15017207
thanks oil baron

There's a lot more than usual thats fir sure

>Papapyon knows his daughter enough to lock up the coffee maker.

on today's stream: kiki fucking dies

Holy mother of god you guys really are groomers.
Look at you being pissed off at the viewcount being out of the single digits and singling out new chatters and demanding they be banned.

>>15017428
fuck off we're full

>>15017428
Fucking kek

>>15017428
They're newfags, you wouldn't understand, maybe if they lurked and knew the culture of us and kiki they can stay.

>>15017266
i gifted it to her just in time for christmas

>>15017428
I'm not pissed, where in my post do i sound pissed?

>>15017428
t. azure

>>15017502
did she send you a special thank you dm like usual?

I see so many new faces and I'm not sure if it's because I'm only here for the late burger stream or because I don't notice names in vods. regardless newfrens lurk or fuck off

I've got a blanket over my toes rn bc my house is friggin' cold right now.

How's the music video coming along?

Kiki I'm 3 days without any cigs and I currently harbor no good will towards men. Good on you for quitting because this shit is hard.

>>15017428
Oh no we got too cocky champyons...

>>15017785
You'll get there bru keep it up, ogey?

>>15017785
Good on you Anon, keep it up. I'm sure that you've got the will power to kick it.

>>15017668
Most of the grey names are new, I recognize a couple that don't appear too often though, likely lurkers.

NEWFAGS GET OUT

>>15017785
You can do what i did and replace smoking with food. Granted im fat now but lungs are cool.

There are /wvt/ regulars on your chat today. You should do something if you want to protect your oshi.

i've been going out on walks more often. slowly but surely. i'll lose weight for kiki.

I think it's time to ban another newfren, you guys know who it is right?

>>15018091
on it, kiki has assigned me as a mod in the chat

Stop giving attention to the /wvt/ autist.

>>15018141
stop baiting lmao you're being retarded

>>15018141
Just sent you a list of new names in the Discord, might be helpful.

>>15018091
yeah Randel, been here day one my dick

i'm the only architect. feels bad.

We sure do live rent free in /wvt/'s head lately. Don't you guys have some suicide statistic to become a part of? I'm never going to stop making these threads.

>>15018230
you're not alone anon

Wow it's newfag WordPress in chat

>>15018191
Stay mad, buddy. Not my problem that no one remembers the pre wife days, or the debut, or the lead up to the debut.

Why did Annie come back? Did his grooming attempts on Nade fall through? He made it into Kiki's DMs early on, keep an eye on that guy champyons.

I've been fasting intermittently to lose weight and been cooking meals at home on a more regular basis. Plan to start working at soon. Also have been doing a better job at up keeping my hygiene.

>Annie in the chat
You guys are fucked.

>>15018326
>>15018349
Should she just ban him as a preemptive measure? Most people know what he's about.

>>15018405
And that is?

>>15018299
and you, of all people, remember them?

>>15018405
I don't. what is he about?

>reading all these gym rats talking about hunger pains while I eat party cake ice cream
All smiles.

>>15018421
>>15018437
>new ips

>>15018326
failed a long time ago

>harby is here
Never mind, smiles cancelled.

>>15018432
I remember the mods coming in and banning all her threads/posts cuz she was posting around in the lead up to her debut. Hence the "Stay Mad, Stay Mad, Stay Mad" bit, newfag. Try rewatching her debut some time.

>>15018405
Yes. If there is one guy who needs the rope it's him. He's already confirmed to be in her DMs from early on. I guess he thinks we all forgot about that.

>>15018470
don't be a namefagging nigger.

>>15018497
lol I've been here since day one, and a regular. meanwhile you just found out she's a vegetarian. i don't think i'm the one who needs to do his vod reps.

>>15018470
Harby just needs to quit sperging out, don't post when she plays platformers

>>15018498
i'm still in her DMs

>>15018552
>I don't understand a meme.
>I must take every shitpost serious!

You're the newfag here, buddy.

Well, looks like we're stuck with him.

>>15018642
or are we?

I am appeased now, NOW we can have some champyon unity.

Not gonna lie this stream is beyond comfy as fuck

>game where Kiki gets to ramble about animals
I'm going to gosling so fucking hard; she always gets so excited.

>>15018768
Same bro. Hearing her geek out is so nice

>"BAN THEM BAN THEM ALL GET THE LIST OF NAMES BAN THEEEMMMMMM!!!!!"

>>15018794
>champyon's list

We haven't had a Kiki animal autism stream in a really long time, I needed this bros...

We're all gonna make it, I've regained all faith in my oshi today and I'll never doompost again.

seeing her so happy really makes me happy.

>My chuuba bought a zoo

I love it when I get the opportunity to watch my wife sperg out about something she's passionate about.

Kiki we can't hear the audio

>someone posts something in the chat
>all the retards demand them to be banned

>>15019070
no there a few innocent newfrens, but we knew about Annie and you were just being a faggot.

>>15019070
This is a cult not a fandom

What sounds do hogs make?

>>15019070
newfag or just baiting?

>>15019115
Both, quit responding to them. Embrace Champyon unity.

>new ips bitching about people being banned
I don't knoooooowwwww...... makes me wonder.

>>15019070
Remember when someone said that kiki was not playing the stupid platforming game well, and kiki went on a full-blown meltdown?

>Implying we don't enjoy a cult.

>>15019144
t. cultist

Kiki what's your favorite ape and why is it the orangutan?

>>15019109
>fandom

>>15019144
If chat turned against Harby from him giving Kiki some mild criticism how do you know you're not next? He's been in every single stream.

She's so wholesome

I can never tell if y'all are roleplaying or clinically insane....and that's a good thing.

>>15019214
What does Kiki know about you?

>>15019228
I don't have to worry since I don't act like a bitch in the chat.

Hide the shitposters lads. They're trying to devise us and name drop champyons now. Champyon unity.

>>15017428
Your concerns would probably be better placed elsewhere. They all like this shit and don't see anything better for themselves

kiki i'm sorry if i'm making stupid comments, i'm very sleepy. i need my cawfee.

>>15019277
Harby has been a dedicated champyon and now he's persona non grata in the champyon hivemind, how do you know you're not next? Do you just never post?

>>15019256
I don't think a single person in here is roleplaying. They really think this is as good as it gets.

>>15019280
They're just talking to themselves. Literal, actual insane people.

The geese are raiding the thread again. Ignore them.

>>15019342
Honk

Remember the mantra

https://files.catbox.moe/o0lbba.mp4

>>15019342
Of course, I'm not retarded.

Kind of dumb but some times hanging out with my dog or chickens I'll get a moment of clarity and it'll kind of hit me how alien animals are to humans. It must be nice getting to work with so many animals and getting to witness their behavior.

>>15019342
I'm a champyon and I think that kiki has been acting crazy lately

I HATE geese

it's okay, kiki. i'm enjoying the documentary

>>15018613
i never called you a newfag, i'm not >>15018191. i've seen you in chat before. i just thought you were a vodrepless imbecile, sorry for that. it's hard to tell when you just lurk all the time and only appear to shitpost once in a blue moon, but i mean no harm, really.

>>15019321
Harby spergs out but I don't hate him, just think for a sec before you post everyone is on his ass because he did it 2 streams in a row, ending one. lay low and everyone will cool it dude.

Can't wait for a real shitstorm from outside to blow on in and destroy the smaller chuuba communities in a whirlwind of bullshit. /pyon/ and kiki need to harden the fuck up, cuz plenty of bullshit is closing in around various fuckers that she collaborated with in the past, and vtuber drama has a way of escalating when parties want it to go further.

>>15019375
Geese for the geese throne
Kiki for the Kiki barrel
Let the cookies burn

>>15019437
I will gladly sacrifice myself for kiki.

>>15019435
>can't criticize the cult queen!
kiki was a complete cunt for ending that stream, it wasn't on harby

>>15019414
Don't take it personally, friend. I just enjoy the occasional shitpost/banter fight. More people need to realize it's not that big a deal and relax.

https://vocaroo.com/15mNcTHUNjJH

Did somebody say Geese are raiding the thread? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR let me at em.

>>15019489
Look I'm not the retard that has it out for him, but people correlate kiki sad=harby for now. Both of them got overwhelmed and possessive non-frens want his head

I have some ostrich eggs from my last crusade irl, can share some along with other recovered relics if this game continues into next stream

>>15019604
Honk!

How is there no Kiki art of her strangling a shitposting goose spewing rrats yet? Artfriends get on it.

>>15019711

Hey kiki heres an coquerel's sifaka lemur. I think they're so cute.

>>15019611
it's probably harby trying to salvage his reputation, fuck him i hope he kill himself he needs to never show his disgusting face in the chat again

>>15019790
You mean art of her strangling you since you're the one responding to bait?

>>15019793
do you think Harby has the ability to read the room? I don't like him either but he's been here and Kiki doesn't want champ hate

>>15019837
My guy you responded to the wrong person

>>15019841
he made her shut down a stream, fucking him

>>15019867
Which stream was that? I'm trying to catch up on Vods cuz of family drama that cropped up in the past couple of months I had to deal with.

>>15020007
just watch the crash 2 streams

>>15020007
it got unarchived, but it was the second last one

These geese sound very ESL. Migratory? Must be Canadian! French geese are the worst.

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

>>15020060
oh actually im dumb still there Crash bandicoot tortueee

>>15020007
Bumbling Fools. It's still there.

This is going to be great multi-stream content. It's gonna be a hoot to watch Kiki build a bangin' zoo. Hell yeah!

Kiki's going to build a great zoo. Believe me it will be the biggest. And bestest. I know zoos believe me, I know zoos.

>>15020209
Cute bun

>>15020209
Why are rabbits so cute holy shit

>>15020291
I ask myself this every-time I look at my wife

Kiki if you're in the thread please don't read this out loud lmao
I can't wait for Kiki to build skyscrapers for the North American Pavement Ape enclosure!

>>15020388
Jesus Christ kek

>>15020388
based

>>15020560
shid, forgot to clear the name field

>>15020600
Once a goose, always a goose.

No back-seating cucks fucking ruin Crash Bandicoot this time.

She updated the thumbnail on her last zatsu, she liked your Champyon Marine 40k anon. Also good job on whoever made the coffee Kiki, very cute.

>>15019611
Poor Harby is being blamed for something he didn't do. If you watch the stream back, kiki reads a message shitting on her in the thread and then mistakenly attributes it to Harby in stream chat. He can be a bit of an annoying backseater, but he didn't make kiki turn off her stream.

>>15020753
kek
she changed "#1 abbo vtuber" to wife.

>>15020787
#1 wife is undeniably the more fitting mug

>>15020781
Wrong stream. She quit that stream due to someone in this thread. The stream before that she quits playing halfway through because he started screeching and spamming the chat that she missed a crystal by accident.

>>15020781
I actually like the guy, and no I'm not him. Everyone makes mistakes and Kiki already asked champyons to drop it.

wtf happened i was gone for a min.

>>15020856
its bait. theyre trying to turn champs against eachother anon

>>15020867
She's playing crash again

>>15020867
She just wants to play some Crash.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbBUy7j4rng
here lieth the wife.

perhaps someone make another thread?

namefags get the fucking rope. who gives a shit. everyone has already moved on. Stop making a mountain of a molehill. I'm ready to watch my autistic wife have fun playing video games.

>>15020753
T u T

can we drop the harby stuff, if Kiki really had a problem with it she would have said. I think it was more than guy in the thread anyway.

>>15020848
Oh, I wasn't looking at the chat when that was happening.

>>15020890
This, just drop it it was in the past. We are past it now

>>15020876
>>15020890
This. He's a dedicated Champyon who loves his wife. Yeah, he made a fool of himself a few streams ago. Kiki already asked you fools to drop it. Champyon unity from here on!

>>15020047
>>15020060
>>15020137
>>15020781
>Backseating that wasn't really that bad.
>This causes a shitstorm of epic proportions among Champyons.

Okay, I'm assuming the fucker in the thread did something on top of this. Either way, >>15019437 is right, there's gonna be a shitstorm cuz this sure as shit ain't the first, or even the tenth time something like this has happened.

I'm just getting into this bunny
what's some essential Kikicore?

there's someone else you guys should be going after.

>>15021023
Fuck off we're full

dont mind me just posting my doxxes of kiki

>>15021127
that's one cute rabbit.

>>15021127
So that's what she looks like! I knew it. It all makes since now

>>15021127
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

>>15021127
She's perfect bros

>>15021023
vod reps

>>15021023
you must complete Kiki's entire discography to get the vibe.

>>15021127
We've been lied to champyon bros. She isn't half human half rabbit, she's a full blown rabbit!

>>15021326
Same

New thread:

>>15021427