/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>14981331
Literally me

>>14981331
This is either an 8 year old girl, a /vt/ shitposter, or an old man. Nothing in between.

>>14981516
Its all three.

>>14981516
This

>>14981516
you don't understand, w'men never mature. They have no sense of decency or manners if they aren't taught how to behave. A bit like dogs, in a way.

I hate women.

>>14981743
and i hate incels like YOU

>>14982109
YWNBAW

>>14981743
i hate everyone equally

>>14981743
Your oshi wants you to kys, Anon. Why don’t you accomplish?

>>14981516
it is, in fact, a girl between the ages of 12 and 27

>>14981743
based nigger wife-beater

>>14982221
Why don't you learn English?

I thought they had managers check these things before the stream

women can't make jokes I hate women so much

There's definitely something particularly retarded about female vtuber fans. Just take one look at chat.

>>14981331
If you don't have the improve skills to make an entertaining response out of this then you're not fit to be a vtuber

>>14981743
and we hate you

>>14982451
This stream is still going. Every single question is like this, he has to answer genuinely else he's going to come off as rude and insincere.

>>14982547
>WWE for girls
>and I thought that holobronies were bad

>>14981516
All me at the same time

poor Vox...

>>14981331
Most chuubas with one would tell you that, even if indirectly, and those who watched those chuubas would also tell you that.

>>14981331
how do faggots like dream and corpsehusband deal with these annoying e-slut femcels?
bros, >we arent this annoying to our oshis... are >we?

>>14982760
We are, the difference is that women come up as endearing, while our ugly ass comes up as creepy.

>>14982760
Yes (You) are.

>>14981516
I know two women in their early 20s who type like this, they are both ex-Tumblr

>>14982760
you're arguably worse

>>14981516
I know some women like this in their 20s and 30s. They literally can't grow up from their teen phase

>>14982633
Vtubing is wrestling

>>14981331
I think it's just hilarious. I mean, these dudes knew what they were getting into with how they were guided to act and conduct themselves. Young girls have funky mannerisms when typing online and basically always have going back to the 90s.

Their not realizing a marshmallow should be like 1-2 short questions and not a giant blog paragraph is definitely something however, either they know and can't help but gush and make a textwall or because they're just young/naive/have never seen a vtuber do a marshmallow read before they don't realize it looks off.

>>14982895
It's the TikTok audience. For some reason they're very into vtubers.

>>14982820
There is nothing endearing about any of that…the rest you’re right about.

>>14983019
>>14982895
You telling me the tumblr refugees ended up in tiktok?

Holy shit, I feel for this guy, and I don't even know who he is.

>>14983075
He's lucaaaaaaaaaa, the SMEXY HUNKY of Niji EN.

>>14981331
taste the pain fucker

>>14983148
It's official, this is his title now.

>>14983148

>>14983055
No. The TikTok audience is unironically worse, to the point were even tumblr refugees complain about them. You might also recognise them as the Genshin audience.

>>14982418
These are retarded fujos that'll fuck off for eternity once they get bored, not "female vtuber fans".

>>14981331
>females have to deal with cringey le wholesome bullshit that incel nice guys think will get them e-sex
>males have to deal with being verbally sexually assaulted by immature femcels because they feel entitled to it.

>>14981516
Cope

The age range of girls who are pathetic enough to like Vtubers skews young because as women age they tend to grow out of social depravity. Men just fall deeper into it.
As a result, most female vtubing fans are just gonna be cringe preteen girls. But holy shit imagine how easy it would be to groom a child fan as a male vtuber.
One of them will have a grooming scandal within 3 years. Calling it now.

>>14981331
Holy based.

Can't wait for the first girlfriend yab

>>14981331
You see how awful and cringe and even kind of scary this is? This is how most men posting look to female streamers, but they keep smiling and streaming because you pay them.

>>14983400
holostars 2.0

>when the tables are turned

>>14983376
>as women age they tend to grow out of social depravity
Have you actually met women?

>>14983376
Did you forget about Raito? He wanted to do it with the nijis themselves, but yes, it's pretty easy.

>>14983454
The femcel feels called out

>>14981707
Probably more accurate to say Angl*id women don't mature. This will be controversial for some, but Kiara has come a long way from being an autistic cunt. Meanwhile people like Amelia and Ina are arguably worse than when they debuted, personality-wise.

>>14981331
Who is this, penguin of d00m?

>>14983563
>The incel feels called out
fify

>>14983454
Sorry your fans are creeps Ame.

>>14983454
Yeah right, dudes do not type out essays in marshmallows and if they do they get made fun of super hard.

The threads dedicated to showcasing cringe SCs tends to go for ones going too overboard like the OP. I'm guessing there's gonna be a lot of cringe SCs coming in for Luxium, prepare yourselves..

>>14981331
He really should save the wilder one and answer them as YouTube shorts.

>>14983648
they will never love you, thay already hate you femanon, how the turntables

>>14983673
who is that one 2 view that showed off that one novel-length marshmallow she received?

>>14983376
>imagine how easy it would be to groom a child fan as a male vtuber.
I should become a vtuber.

>>14983454
The females are worse, because they aren't chronically sex/love starved. How the fuck does a girl end up being a femcel in 2021? It's not even reasonable.

>>14983760
either by being a hamplanet or by being somehow more creepy than first year tomoko

>>14983400
The women will make the worst of the idol coomers seem tame when this happens.

>>14983615
It's like katy never left.

>>14983828
Basically these dudes better be real sure they aren't doxed to address level or they might actually get stalked and stabbed if a GF yab happens.

>>14981331
Just wait until one of them reveals his audience statistics and it's 70% male.

>>14983756
found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgTSSg4l_yc

>He has never gotten a girlfriend
Pure boi

You're all retards and I'm going to start watching them and join their fan discords and find a chubby menhera gf who has hobbies and likes anime

>>14981743
based

>>14982109
You will never be a real woman

>>14983760
This girl is like 13 years old

>>14984009
That's cap

>>14983673
>dudes do not type out essays in marshmallows
Pic related is literally people on here...

>>14983908
>get stalked and stabbed if a GF yab happens.
atleast that won't happen to one of them kek

>>14981331
It is if you have a sense of humor. It could be guys trolling, you never know

>>14984003
God damn that model is insanely cute and she's pretty funny.

>>14983760
>implying women are not able to become insufferable and neurotic messes that are too toxic for even horny rejects to get close to.
Men and women can be equally repulse, but for different reasons.

>>14983548
Yes.
I define social depravity by society’s standards of neetdom (normie depravity is a while different thing) but it’s true that fewer women fall into that trap as they age. Women just have a far easier time developing a social network and making friends whereas if a man is somewhat weird he’s just gonna stay alone, become even weirder, and die alone.

>>14983673
>>14983756
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cgTSSg4l_yc

>>14984222
Thats patrician discussion. A femoid wouldn't understand.

>>14984402
Men will fuck anything with a hole.

>>14983376
>as women age they tend to grow out of social depravity
no they don't.

>>14984222
being disgusted by this is your brain on estrogen

>>14984962
They will, which is why "don't stick your dick in crazy" is something that has to be said.

>>14982673
>Be suave demon lord with a sexy deep voice that makes women swoon
>Play Smash Bros and they immediately dip out
Lol

>>14984402
They're different because women will always be accepted.

>>14984451
Have you fucking seen fujos? Women are better consumers than men. It isn't noticable because they can hide it better in public

>>14981331
Shut up Connor

>>14981743
Greeting from Kazakhstan

>>14985240
This is going to be the issue with these guys, either they pander to the untapped female market or, they go for what they like and try to have fun (the 2view way, that is)

>>14984844
Little crazy she says

>>14985388
What kind of content would women watch? Gaming is kind of the bread and butter of vtuber streams

>>14984853
>>14985043
...and this is why you attach yourself to vTubers instead of trying to meet real women. But honestly, I'm glad, at least the only woman who has to deal with your neurosis can safely keep you beyond arms distance and is paid well to do so.

>>14983454
I don't think that's comparable. For starters it's socially accepted for the girl vtuber to act disgusted or even insult (lightly) whoever send this. Also eventually this only happens to the ones who seem to be receptive and encourage this type of comments. So maybe Marine or Noel will get this but Fubuki or Sora will barely get this kind of comments.

>>14985388
Yeah I could tell it's weird, vox seems very much like any normal dudebro who likes his fightans. Unfortunately girls basically know nothing at all about fightans most of the time.

I guess this is kind of an unknown period of what best-keeps a female audience. What WOULD you girls like to see? Art streams? Readings of ... literature? Poetry maybe or is that trying too hard? Just idle talking with the audience?

>>14985388
I bet you if you looked at his statistics the gender ratio of his audience went from 70% women to 90% men just with the smash stream.

>>14985544
Zatsu collabs

>>14985551
You take it too seriously, it's just shitposting.

>>14985551
Tits or gtfo.

>>14985578
>What WOULD you girls like to see?
minecraft, apparently.

>>14982760
You're more rapey just by being male.

>>14981743
Okay Agravain

>>14985578
Gimmick zatsudans, music stream if any of them can actually play an instrument, some visual novels, Stardew valley, poetry reading. Things that can contribute to the fantasy they're selling them.

>>14985578
Viewer convos. 50 buck donation gives you 5 mins to talk about your day on stream with Vox

>>14984222

>>14982633
Vtubing is wrestling for weebs anon

>>14981331
>w*men
Holy cringe

>>14985240
I can save him, I just need to find a real FG with large fem fanbase, strive doesn't count

Femcels are unironically more cringe than incels

>>14981707
xD

>>14986542

>>14986427
no, incels are still worse

>>14985544
>What kind of content would women watch? Gaming is kind of the bread and butter of vtuber streams
Plenty of women watch gaming, just might not watch a lot of the same games men are into. Might be more inclined to watch Rune Factory or Animal Crossing than Apex or Minecraft though. I suppose chatting, movie watch-alongs, cooking and art could do well with women but it's not very interesting to watch if the host isn't really into it.

>holobronies don't know about kusomaros
i feel bad for you, your livers don't even interact with their audience

>>14986427
>Femcels are unironically more cringe than incels
Maybe, but none of us have driven a truck down a busy sidewalk because we were angry at men.

>>14986949
You can be an attractive, interesting man and still be an incel while the only way to be a femcel is to be so mentally deranged you can't act normally for the 5 mins it takes a man to pump and dump you

>>14986949
A guy being a complete loser is expected, but a lonely thirsty women? That's like seeing a bird that never learned how to fly, is just depressing to look at.

>>14985544
Things with lots of talking and little action.
Zatsudans, reading, reviewing shit. Sometimes party games, things like Fall Guys and Mongus.
It can't be visually or mentally intensive, so fast paced games or long strategy games are out.

>>14981331
I'm starting to realize something.
Female streamer play Video Games, because that attracts male viewers. Even if video games are something they would never play in their spare time.
The fuck would male streamers do to attract the women?

>>14988270
Maybe, women like video games...

>>14987406
most of haachama's most famous clips are kusomaros
and watame jrpg streams are basically all chat comments read

>>14988270
Visual Novels. Otomes.
Shit like Ace Attorney, Danganronpa, 999, or dating sims.

>>14987544
because you crash well before that?

>people actually respond to >>14988270
The post asked what kind of activities women would enjoy, since video games seem to be mostly a guy thing. Female streamers/vtubers play video games, even if they don't like them too much. So what would a male vtuber do to attract the female audience?
I deleted the post since I saw it was already asked in the thread.

If one of the guys can get early Ace Attorney permissions and voice Edgeworth's lines well he'll be soaked in pussy juice.

>>14987781
>>14987781

do men seriously think this way, like is this unironic? I get this is a incel site but you guys seriously cant think that some women dont want ot fuck random men and have actual personalities?

>>14981331
>It's okay when girls do it

>>14988765
That's being picky

>>14989008
its called having standards

>>14988765
>do men seriously think this way, like is this unironic
There are a lot of idiots who think even worse. Just ignore these fuckers.
Also a shitfling between incels and femcels is...best left alone.

>>14988765
Incels think women being able to get dicked just by finding any desperate weirdo on the street means they can't possibly be lonely unless they're not trying at all. But they don't realize that what women actually want is emotional fulfillment instead of just getting dicked, so a man that doesn't give a shit about her just pistoning her cooch and then never talking to her again is the opposite of what they want.

>>14988765
>>14989156
Watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llGvsgN17CQ

>>14982418
Replace all that with "ww" and 草 and it's the same shit your kind does

>>14989205
they think that because femcels fall for the most basic chad hoodwinks

>>14988765
I wrote that comment you are responding to, im just shitposting. What i learn from talking about women is that a lot of them dont want to fuck a random guy, and a lot if times they feel used. So even if its easier for them to get a guy they tend to not do it.

>>14988753
Vox is made for this

>>14988675
kek

>>14981331
its really on the guy chuubas to set the ground rules for the more extreme cases: OP's shit's tame. if they wanna let it slide for views/sc that's on them. the girl chuubas do it with off-the-deep-end shit some male viewers send
>>14981743
>>14985301
this will never not be funny kek

This sounds like you guys tho why are you shocked by this? Have you seen Chumbud super chats?

>>14981331
I know grown ass men who write like this as well.

>>14994400
A part of me wanted to believe women are better than this.

>>14982418
this is no different than the usual

>>14994232
lmao
literally Borat

>>14994928
wake up

>>14994928
Not all woman are cute and beautiful, anon. Some of them are fat and ugly just like incels in this basket weaving forum

>>14996329
omg they are just like me <3

>>14983055
Tumblr audience went to twitter. Supposedly tumblr is a lot more peaceful now because all of the SJWs and polfags left that site.

>>14983594
Very hot take Anon, but you are right

>>14981331
man i'd love to have a bunch of 13 year old white girls who worship me and would probably let me ravage their cracker cunts

>>14983055
>>14996805
There are freely speaking Nazis and tradwives on Tumblr now, it is hilarious seeing a joke post and you open the notes (comments) and it's Nazis vs the pearler bead community fighting over parabens in makeup

>>14996805
tumblr is fairly RW now

>>14996805
>Tumblr audience went to twitter
this is well known
>>14997341
>>14997451
no way. i'm unironically surprised that this site still exists at this point, but no way it changed like this

>>14985544
Simulation games have pretty much always been a pretty even 50/50 split gender with women. Zoo planet, sims, house flipper, power wash simulator are all games that big vtubers have played before and can maintain an even split in genders. Slowly ease in your audience with other management/simulation games stuff like Timberborn which is pretty cute, city skylines, youtuber life simulator and oxygen not included. Then overtime when you win them over with your personality you can play games that they might not completely enjoy and not take much of a hit in viewership.

It really is izuru's type of audience that are watching them lol.

>>14997639
Its doesnt make money anymore and shills illegal trannie serums, but they'll still ban you if youre posting obvious /pol/ shit though.

>>14997639
It changed because they attempted to ban porn via bots so the app could stay on the Apple app store, but it did nothing other than ban images that had a nude skin color. You can still freely upload anal gape drawings all you want. And now that no one can gain traction by "callouts" or cancellation, people from all corners came back to the site, just the way it was before sjw teenager takeover.

>>14988785
Double standards my friend.

>>14981331
I don’t know who would be jealous of the girls these guys pick up. Look at any vtuber meetup, male or female most vtuber fans are fat and pathetic looking

>>14983400
I would never watch a male without a girlfriend. I don't like beta virgin energy. I want to get high from second-hand alpha vibes.

>>14986074
Oh my... He'd be swimming in money.

>>14985654
It's all shitposting until the real degenerates join, just like the ringo threads.

>>14982418
>speaking of your pecs, what's your routine
Only men care about muscles...

If you want to filter the women then debut with a bald model.

>>14994232
Nice haiku

>>15000247
Cope. No women will love your big fat ass anon, stop lying to yourself.

>>14988753
Ace Attorney les plays been a pretty bad debuff for Millie

>>14983055
No, they ended up on 4chan and twitter

>>14981707
this, this why an opposite phrase of 'manchild' doesnt exist, most man matured but women's mind will always stuck

>>14982418
based carlos

>>15000334
Women don't care about muscles or fatasses, they just want a lean guy, not a wall of muscles.

>>14983594
>Angloid women
Ina??? you meant to say Amelia and Gura? Amelia isn't Anglo

>>15000334
Of course they don't like fat fucks except for those that are really into it, but they also don't like muscle monsters. As long as you're on the middle everything will be fine.

>>15000359
yeah because she's not trying to appeal to fujos
she doesn't do deep sexy british Edgeworth voice lusting over Phoenix

>>14996805
Tumblr is so hilariously rightwing now that its amazing. I've seen blogs of an aesthetics Guennonposter in there and its fucking funny how it got popular. Its just substack for wignats and fedposters nowadays

>>14994400
Why are you setting the bar so low? Cumbuds are despised by literally everyone, heck even Gura has mixed feelings about them.

>>15000247
Carlos is a male name, that's a guy

>>14982418
Looks like a teamate chat t b h

Just debut with Yashiro or Maimoto like model, they have like <5% of female viewers. The downside is that you had to be talented or entertaining to survive though. Yashiro got higher than average ccv in nijisanji because of his rhythm game skills while Maimoto is a quite good entertainer for Japanese audience although his numbers isn't at Yashiro lvl, but it's quite good for male vtuber.

>>14998589
nah, they banned porn because they needed to sell adspace but companies like Mcdonald's didn't want their ads next to furry porn. Twitter and reddit get around their porn communities by silently flagging them as NSFW and not putting the wrong ads in those spots.

>>14982418
>Reyes
>Cuanan
it's all hispanic seaniggers too...

>>14981743
so you hate your mom

>>15000275
A lot of women like bald guys. Vin Diesel gets loads of pussy.

>>15000555
Small, skinny guys are the hottest

>>14982418
To any of you who are thinking about becoming a vtuber, this is what you're going to experience. Best bet is to go for the platonic friend simulator market so you can accrue enough autistic male fans who will tell the little girls to shut up.

>>14985556
>Sora
How badly would I be lynched if I send one of these kinds of posts as an SC for Sora to read?

>>15001829
Small as in not muscly I assume, manlets aren't real men after all.

>>14981331
This has got to be a joke, it reads like a really bad parody of the penguin of doom copypasta

>>15001940
Yeah, I don't care for muscular at all. Light muscle is tolerable though. Might sound gay, but I love guys with an elegant/dainty vibe to them. Very sexy for me.

>>15001021
You can google it, the wave happened the second Apple silently removed Tumblr off the app store due to NSFW content (child porn)

>>14983400
he actually gave her gf a mod in his chat

>Male vtuber fans watching their female oshi
Red superchats and respectfully watching

>Female vtuber fans watching their male oshi
OMG MY BABIES

Females are just way more degenerate than any male fan

>>14981331
That is clearly someone trolling. Nobody, and I mean nobody, is that retarded.

>>15002284
>respectfully watching
>
That's beyond any delusion

>>14981516
Counterpoint
Its an 8 year old vt shitposted egged on by her old man dad

>>15002284
Dont even deny it. I want to be Ike's whore

>>15002284
>respectfully watching

>>15001940
Men above 5'8 terrify me especially if they have muscles

>>15002284
>respectfully watching

>>15002471
I personally just find them repulsive. It's a hard turn off.

>>15002471
t. Mori

>>14982760
The money helps I'm sure

>>15002471
hi Mori

>>15001845
You wouldn't be the first to try. Her English is good enough to not read out loud any retarded English SC. You might get a terse, but polite "Thank you supacha." If you do want to try to get her to read English SC stick to sentences under 5 short words, she'll typically read them out loud. Chat might respond with a brisk written wrist slap.

>>15001768
Vin Diesel is gay.

>>15002596
>>15002726
I know the meme is she likes Japanese manlets but I have to agree, all my celeb crushes are waifish Japanese men.

>>15002928
Thought he was married. Another example is Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock back when he shaved his head

>>15000334
It was partly a jork anon, I lift, but it's true that women don't care about muscles as much as men do, I've gotten much more attention from men (mainly asking about my routine) than women since I started lifting

>>14984222
Yes, but its /here/ not there

>>14982404
That's the managers question in the op

>>15002359
>>15002420
>>15002482
Female cope. Shit like Izuru's chat is so bad that he actually tells them to fuck off, can't wait to see when the boys finally snap at you too, aside from mysta who's basically a female

>>15003731
Oh my god

>>15001061
Anon....
You can be a filthy spic
or
A filthy Seanigger
They're on OPPOSITE sides of the ocean/world, unless I've misremembered and there's some SEA country that speaks spanish.

>>14982760
Women generally thrive on male attention, men find female attention a bit exhausting
I know most of you guys haven't experienced it, but girls like these are annoying to be around because they require a bit too much effort to pipe and the end result is usually a homely girl with no life skills, anxiety attacks and bad sex

>>14983376
Not really worth it, most of the girls into vtubers are smelly non-binary fuggos

>>14983454
Don't act like women aren't clapping for the attention lol

>>15003801
Just because retard females exist doesn't mean retard males don't exist, have you seen the absolute STATE of Kiara and Gura's chat.

>>15004468
No one denies they exist, but they're ridiculed by everyone including the streamer, plus nothing happens if you ignore them or insult them, men are on a landmine even if they can get away with ridiculing these fujos, either they like it and become even MORE obnoxious asking to be berated or they implode and your streaming career is over

>>15004707
You're replying cope to me laughing at your insistance that male viewers are respectful in any capacity, I'm not here defending braindead fujos and teenage SJWs.

>>15004707
>men are on a landmine even if they can get away with ridiculing these fujos
This, inb4 someone gets called a misogynist

>>15002359
>>15002420
>>15002482
Yes because guys usually have enough self awareness to realize being a huge creep isn’t a cute or interesting personality trait. Girls will treat a guy like meat and think nothing is wrong with it.

>>15003731
You are shitposting.
...right?

>>15004839
pretty sure it's backwards

>>15004839
This is next level delusional.

>>14986949
>>14986427
They are equally shit but incel arguments hold real world relevance, femcel arguments against "moids" are half baked delusions, they want to be some perfect princess that beautiful men fawn over and are instead jaded by reality, incels are cognizant of the fact that they have very little value and are bitter that the deck was stacked against them.

Femcels never entertain the idea that they can improve and instead blame society and men for not giving them attention while taking copious amounts of psychiatric medication and reliance on esoteric paranormal divination to guide their lives.
Incels will go through depression cycles of trying to improve but give up due to poor or nonexistent father figure in their life, never developing life skills that are necessary to grow into a man and resigning themselves to always being a man child.

Femcel communities continuously reiterate that it is everyone elses fault that they are considered shit.
Incel communities continuously reinforce the belief that you were born low value garbage and to just accept it.

Both communities do more harm than good.

>>14988765
Thia isn't your crystal cafe hugbox honey, we call you out on your delusions here

>>15004926
Since /jp/ even innocuous SCs that seemed a little too effusive have been shat on. This board regularly has SC threads to make fun of them. And yet somehow these guys' chats are exempt from that because "the other side has people just as bad"? That's all the more reason to shit on them.

>>14994928
The internet did so much damage to the last two generations that you havent realized that these girls are the female partners you abandoned.

>>15000275
Shaved head here, i dont pull the same kind of girls i did when i had long hair but I still get numbers, i get more girls that expect me to be an asshole

>>15004265
Pinoys usually have hispanic names, but Sr. Carlos over there is very likely a spic

>>14984003
I wish she had more subbed clips, I already like her a lot from what I have seen of her.

>>14982993
They think their wall of text is what will make their Oshi notice them. It won't

>>15004839
>>15004957
>>15004926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1zFeHJzS5E

>>14981331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCYctz_fKf0
how can we bring this into vtubing

>>15005402
Fair.
Unironically though I actually do think their biggest fanbase is actually going to be SEA/Spic based off of the numbers Vox and Mysta pulled in that later euro-friendly timeslot.

Luxiem will never be able to acknowledge liking lolis because the western degenerate fujo fanbase they've already acquired through their effeminate designs alone would go nuclear at the thought.

>>15006127
Based Loli lover.
Yea, the fujoshit audience will ship shit like Deku x Baku but don't you dare start talking about loli no no no.

>>14981331
damn, that's nostalgic. Pretty much everyone in my circles used to type like that when they were 13. Some things never change haha.

>>14983814
kek it's amazing just how much the vibe of that series changed after the school trip arc.

>>15003731

>>15000502
>manchild doesnt exist
do you even know where you are

>>15008849
Reading comprehension my poor crystalcafe refugee

>>14981331
>>14981516
Women can still get laid with this kind of behavior, so there's no correction.

>>14981331
Dear heaven, the horror...

>>15004281
Where do i sign up

>>15010186
Drop by your local college party

>>15000560
No serás nunca una verdadera latina. No tienes culo, no puedes cocinar, no puedes hablar castellano. Eres una puta gringa deformada por la política de identidad en una parodia de la perfección hispana.

>>15010909
>castellano
quien vergas le dice castellano? es español. No se donde vergas seas pero que pendejo suena decirle castellano.

>>14982858
>>14982935
>>14985831
crabs in a bucket

>>14986949
>>14988765

>>14981331
Teh p3ngu1n of D00M!

Anon, STOP. You opened this thread didn't you? And you're reading it. Despite the fact that you know this thread has absolutely nothing to do with Virtual Youtubers. You know you don't actually want to read anything written in this thread. Turn back now and close the tab.

>>14985544
Cooking, radio streams, music
t.oshi simps a lot of males and collabs with them

>>15011887
What's the point of making this post 250 posts in?

>>15012589
He's extremely butthurt
>>15010071

>>14982245
no girl past 13 unironically types like that, they usually grow out of it by then

>>14981331
>rickroll
Fuck.

i want them to succeed so i can apply for the next round and get menhera fangirls

>>15011343
>Castellano is the name given to the Spanish language in Argentina, Bolivia, Chile, Ecuador, Paraguay, Peru, Uruguay and Venezuela.

Looks like you're BTFO by a maiority of hispanics.

>>15000688
So you're saying it's either a good place to find a rightwing girlfriend or find a fed girlfriend that can get me a job at the DoS?

>>15018030
all the right wing girls on there either have boyfriends or are radfems

>>14984003
kiki is a 4 figure view tho, its weird how her subs arent dead at all

>>14981331
This shit is infinitely more mature than shit Kronii gets in her superchats.

>>15018796
Nonono but woman bad me have penis superior even though I hate male vtubers a lo ve female ones, ples andastando

>>15018796
No one here watches Kronii so no one can dispute this.

>>15018796
Lol no

lmao at all the femcel seethe ITT

>>14985388
>either they pander to the untapped female market
this cant happen, girls genuinely do not like to watch streamers unless the streamer is giving them attention

>>15021412
Explain Kuzuha

>>15021412
>>15022001
False, nothing that is popular with the teenage fujo crowd became that way by courting them, the shonen shit like mha and haikyuu, corpse and dream. fujos unironically come to things aimed towards teenage boys.

>>14985388
That's extremely retarded. A lot of dedicated male fans tend to watch absolutely everything from their oshi, if it's a game they're not into they just tab out and listen to her voice. Exactly the same thing with male chuubas. If you check Nijimale thread or things JP girls talk about in males' chats there is always a fair amount of people who actually understand what's going on, some might even have got into FPS or something because of their oshi. Again, same as with female chuubas. It's not that complicated. It's just that thirsty retarded teens are the most vocal so you think they are all like that.
In fact, I think it might be a cultural thing. JP girls are more reserved and tend to give either on-topic comments or occasional tasukaru at most. As for western girls, I think the ones who are not coomers tend to stay a bit quiet and just watch without chatting, then discuss it somewhere else on twitter or discord. Those who ARE coomers tend to scream OOOH DADDY IM DOWN BAD every fucking minute.
Look at some male 2view chat like Kazuya from Tsunderia, besides menhera retard kazu beans it's very civilized, everyone is respectful and on topic regardless guys or girls.

>>14981331
>women
>on the internet
You know, upon further reflection, the ancient law of the internet should never have waned in adherence.

>>15022001
Kuzuha is amazing at reading chat actually. Gray names, members, and superchats of varying prices.
However he doesn't do gay shipping teetee on his own, in fact he calls it gross when Kanae jokingly calls him pet names, and Kanae doesn't allow Kuzuha to call him pet names either (not that Kuzuha would want to) Maybe a year or two ago they did more blatant teetee, but even then it was under the guise of "management is making us answer what we like about each other again". Otherwise they are close friends, but men obviously can be friends and securely heterosexual.
Sure, playing duo games with an ASMR mic on their unit channel, or visiting each others hotel room during events, and night time twitcasting can be twisted into something gay, but that's it. Fujos get enjoyment from the implications of normal life, not anything actually happening the same way /u/ pandering happens with girls groping each other or calling each other wife.
>Kanae is at Kuzuha's place tonight to see his puppy? IMAGINE
>Kuzuha remarked that Kanae is good at jumping when he was in a concert? IMAGINE
>Kanae brought food from a cafe he likes to their meeting? IMAGINE
>They both tweeted that they left the house even though later they laughed at fans who IMAGINED since they were doing seperate things?
>okay but IMAGINE
Same goes for any shounen anime or manga. The boys are friends so this gives an avenue for imagine-tier fantasies of what if they got together and fucked. Everything is a hint towards fanfiction and fantasty. Kanae's been more sexual regarding talk with other men (jokingly), women, or in solo stream, than he does with Kuzuha.
If the EN guys want to pull in the audience literally all they have to do is be friends and set fan boundaries early to avoid schizos (which are inevitable). Chronoir enjoys a big boost from all the merch and shilling, but there are other male friendships that happened naturally that ended up getting big in JP shipping sphere rather than management going "you two go do a duo zatsudan"
t. fujo
>>15022350
This is true and the fans they want to retain are fans who will watch the guys play what they like, instead of zoomers who get confused when they aren't being pandered to. Potential long time fans also like to see passion or someone who is invested in what they're streaming. That's what makes Kuzuha Valorant fun for me to watch even if I will never touch the game. He is hyped, remarking on what he can do better, shit talking, or doing the occassional crazy play.

>>14984003
I don't really get what's so creepy about writing a poem? Isn't the entire point to try and express your feelings through them?
I guess to a millenial who has never encountered poetry before it must be a scary experience though.

>>15017850
Same
If I make it I'll try and be a crocodile/alligator. Screenshot this post

>>15022350
>Look at some male 2view chat like Kazuya from Tsunderia, besides menhera retard kazu beans it's very civilized, everyone is respectful and on topic regardless guys or girls.
Tbf, that's also because of the chat being so small, but you are right too overall.

>>14988765
huh, even the most femcel in my generation had a boyfriend and got married now. Like every female person I know got relationships at some point. I also know a hambeast but she has a cute face and happily married now.

>>15018796
Nah women are worse. Just more proof that females should be seen and not heard.

>>14989008
that's also most incels, if you have no standards in women as a young man you can get laid. what incels actually mean is that women they are attracted to won't fuck them

>>14985286
They don't really hide it. It's just cute for a woman to be childish, so it's not as noticeable. When a man is childish, they come off as autistic or creepy.

>>14982418
>Women writes "lol" "lmao" etc
Stupid women
>Man writes "www" "kusa" etc
This is very funny 草 草 草

>>14988765
>dont want to
Not very 'involuntary' now is it

>>14981743
Good morning

>>14982673
Whenever women call a guy "daddy" I cringe so fucking hard

>>15026242
They hide it, you don't know actual fujo circles.

>>15026071
Hello there Mr. Reddit Tourist, try talking to real incels. Real incels are seen as unattractive even by literal 1/10 ogre-tier women.

>>15002759
Oh, no, I meant translating one of these in Japanese and SCing it, signing it as a kaigainiki.

>>15027080
It hits different when you're being called daddy by your own girl.

>>14981743
Based

>>14984962

This. I'm not saying crazy women who will never have a stable relationship don't exist, there's tons of them, but even the ugliest, most annoying, literally retarded women I've ever met are basically always fucking some dude at any given time.

It'll often be some creepyass dude with zero respect for her who is probably crashing at her place because he's literally homeless and doesn't want to get a job but still, there is no woman who can't get laid if she's interested.

>>14981331
BE STRONG

DON'T WAVER IN THE FACE OF CRINGE

JUST LIEBACK, CLOSE YOUR EYES AND FAKE IT UNTIL SHE'S SATISFIED

sorry guys, I'll behave myself for next maro

>>15004265
Filipinos have hispanic culture

>>15006127
>>15006641
Maybe if one of them is a shotacon or kodocon it could be fine... maybe... Ultimately, I just hope that whenever they decide to show their attraction to something, whether that be small girls or faggy twinks. That they don't get push back from refugee western tumblrinas.

>>15002077
>Might sound gay, but I love guys with an elegant/dainty vibe to them
I have no idea what this means. Are you telling me to act like a pompous twat?

>>14981331
a girl using the word "oshi" is a hardcore vtuber fan. this girls writing like a casual nerd, but really isnt

>>14983151
xavier?

>>14981707
>>14982418
>>14982760
>>14982969
>>14983320
>>14983376
>>14983548
>>14983594
>>14984963
>>14984853
>>15002284
>>15027080
>>15025983

>>15043696
based

>>14983532
bro... I'm having college PTSD flashbacks, there's nothing more irritating than a flock of women
this is exactly how they talk, this exact same energy
This is how it goes: some whore makes a very obvious """joke""" about being choked or whatever that she thinks is subtle and then looks at you to gauge your reaction
and immediately the whole coven is like
>haha
>OMG GUURL
>I cant believe you said that ohmygoosh
>yaaaaaas
>>>>>>>>>>>ANSWER THE QUESTION
they're children mentally