/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

God, all ritualposts are gay as fuck.

remember to love your Mori

I want to suck ritualposter's pp

森りん頑張って!!

>>14866633
imagine needing reminded

>>14866754
imagine being ESL-Chama

Ope, the protector of Mori Melons

>>14867096
There is one Ope in each melon controlling the bouncing movements

I really love Mori.

>>14867145
will she ever dress this way at a concert?

>>14867246
What is she sings naked?

>>14867655
>Mori singing naked
Someone, please draw this.

>>14868035
there are lewds in existence that are similar to what you wish

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>>14868097
Pray for Goombles, Kawaiiope poster.

it's about to start! my wife on the telly!

Is...she awake?

Milky singing with new mic

>>14868694
Yeah she was spotted in orca's chat a bit ago.

What tea are you drinking tonight brothers?

>>14868764
Just some Arizona green tea for me since I had a bottle in the fridge.

>>14868747
Oh damn, she's really playing pokemon with her Kohai huh?

>>14868764
earl gray as usual
eating some dark chocolate along

can't wait to hear more silly theater stories

>>14868764
Earl Grey de la creme

>>14868035
this already exists

Already scuffed. That's our Calli.

Hey Mori, why does your voice sound so hoarse, I thought you were resting yesterday?

ITS DORK OCLOCK

>>14869270
it actually sounds better than when she did the jazz karaoke

What are Ina and Mumei doing together under the table?

>>14869270
It sounds fine to me, just like her normal jwu voice.

>>14869343
SEKUSU

It looks like they've got their arms interlinked

>>14869328
I hope it's okay for the Hamilton karaoke, that would kind of suck after she promised to rest up her voice for it

>>14869620
Ogey IA

>>14869693
Swing and a miss

>>14869620
Why do you care? You don't even like hamilton

if you want the best hot chocolate use Half and Half instead of milk or water

>>14869270
She took a 7 hours rest yesterday

mori sleeps on her stomach because i conditioned her to always be in prone bone position

>>14870103
Ogey

>>14870103
Yes, this is me. Am samefagging. This is my post

(Does this have anything to do with big tits again?)

>>14870236
yes

>>14868096
>>14869166
>this already exists
>only thing even remotely close is furry shit
Okay, I'm flaccid now, thanks.

Man, Ina's really good at putting people to sleep. And I don't mean that as some 'lolol ina so borng' but she really seems like she knows what she's talking about.

>>14870236
Knew a girl who was also big and started to wear a sports bra while she slept because she said it felt weird to have that "weight" just sitting on your chest at night

Deadbeats stop her now. She's too dorky

>heel is a heart
cute

How classy

>>14871004
>hiding her leg with the teapot
god dammit

>>14871004
imagine the view under the table

>>14871095
that's where Ina and Mumei went

>We'd challenge ourselves to eat a banana with our feet.
I don't think Mori realizes just how fucking lewd that sounded just now.

I just tried the banana thing. I either have horrible flexibility or my oshi can suck her own futacock.

Getting a footjob from young reaper mori aieeee

>>14871214
Please don't wake up the futafags. They're barely more tolerable than the brapposters or /hlgg/'s "Mori is drunk" meme.

>>14871288
But Mori Calliope drinks at least a regular amount alcohol. It would be weird if she hasn't gotten even a little drunk in a whole year of streaming.

How well does Mori train?

Mori... your reps

>>14871288
A newfag?

>there was never any theater club
>it happened behind a school

Doxxbeat prime...

Moririn...

>>14871446
>Mori Calliope drinks at least a regular amount alcohol
I know, but there's a difference between that and /hlgg/'s stupid meme of going "lol Mori's drunk" every time she acts even remotely weird. It's not even funny.

I'm at least happy Mori isn't being all doom and gloom about the J-rap scene and concerts

>ballet
no wonder she's so graceful

>>14872196
cum dog

>>14872139
Yup, bet she's really flexible too.
Source: one of my exes used to do ballet.

shin splints are normal mori...

>>14872196
>>14872288
>deadbeats, can you help me prepare a snack for mumei for my upcoming stream?

>no cancel culture
Holy mother of based.

Poor guitar players

Extremely Based Take Cali
Fuck Cancel Culture

F in chat for /mu/

>Just a little tease

just jumped in how cute has our Mori been?

>>14872844
pretty cute

>>14872844
Extremely cute, as usual.

>>14872844
she eats banana with her feet

>>14872748
god that smug face is doing things to me

>>14872941
Same tbdesu.

You guys aren’t individuals

She just does not give a shit today does she

>she could barely keep up with chat back when she was an indie
>still read my comments anyway
Fun times

>>14872914
what is she a fucking monkey?

Mori's lubed up chairs...

I would whine for another TTRPG stream, but in truth, I'd rather pray she finds some inspiration to keep her engine going at a higher pitch.

Gambatte, Okasan

I love my stupid reaper wife

that joke has "nigger" in it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwkIy0SJzqQ

>>14873426
is she one of those kiddos who laughs at every mention of nigger?

Her concept for a podcast is not a bad idea, at all.

>DoxxBeat Prime: The Stream so far
Mori...it's fine, but please reel it in a bit before you DO read something like that joke out loud.

Boondock Saints is such an amazing underrated movie

>>14873686
Definitely not underrated, but yes, it's very good

>>14873686
it was a great watch a long too
I'm glad she didn't go for the sequels though

>>14873686
the only thing good about it was willem dafoe

>>14873626
based retarded concernfag with nothing to lose

>>14873766
Ah fuck, I forgot she did that. I'm saving that up and the sandler watchalong for the holidays

>>14871004
>Hearts on the end of the heel
has this ever been revealed before?

I think I might know the place she's talking about
t. Texasbeat

I wanna self insert as grandpa reaper so bad aaaaaa. Need mori grandkid...

>>14874159
Which place? My stream is stuttering like hell.
t. Other Texasbeat

This stream was peak comfy lads

Cute sempai kohai creavidad bullying.

havent seen much of mumei since debut but between this and her jump king appearance i think she's my fave council now

your oshi put on a good tea party

>>14874593
Nobody asked, reddit

>>14874593
thanks, your oshi made a good guest
>>14874585
She's definitely hit her stride, more so than her other genmates have

>>14874593
I love Moomay and Inner

>>14871004
>>14874040
Wew

I have a feeling she's going to get super fucked up at the member's stream. She said we'll be creating cocktails

Damn this was the most I've been completely engrossed in a stream in a while. I'm even more hype about the podcast too. Mori proved herself to be a very good talker and kept conversation flowing nicely.

>>14874793
She's only coming up with the recipe this stream, she'd make it during the public drink making stream.

>>14874884
Nta but I would think she might taste test them.

>>14874793
>drink
>do karaoke afterwards
Does she always do this?

>>14874884
Shame I don't have any good cocktail recipes
I usually only either drink my alcohol neat or with coke

>>14874585
my fav was Sana but all the breaks and overlaps with Mori kinda had Faufau take that spot

>>14874989
karaoke is the next day for her

>>14874710

>>14874984
She would need to buy the ingredients first dummy. It's not like she has every ingredient needed to make every kind of cocktail. She'll probably test it later offstream after she got the ingredients

I'm really liking the Mumei Mori dynamic. It feels like she's become another little sister for Mori and it's super cute.

>>14872881
>>14871471
UWAAAAAAAAAA
>>14873426
>>14873472
>it was THAT one
Holy kek

>>14874989
You don't get drunk and karaoke with your friends?

>>14875164
Mumori feels a little more natural than Mori and Bae.

>>14875164
The last two times they've spoken, Mumei has been left dying in a fit of laughter at least once. She may unintentionally kill the poor owl (no pun intended)

Hello, I am proud of my Oshi.

>>14874585
If you're so inclined give her another shot. She's grown the most in her gen by miles.

Anyway your oshi is great deadbeats and she's a great cool(autistic) older sister to my oshi. Ina's cute too.

>>14875362
I like both, but I think the difference is that Bae always wanted to be Mori's little sister where Mumei has fallen into the role naturally.

>>14875470
Nobody asked, reddit. Go back therr with your uwuu wholesome 100 big chungus keanu reeves shit

Who is this guy?

>>14875628

>>14875470
Ignore the schizo please, there's been a small infestation the last day or so. Mumei is great, hope she'll jump into an English class and Mori can introduce her to some JP members

>>14875737
Dude just really hates reddit, and also any sort of agreement.

>>14875928
but what if I agree with him about hating reddit?

>>14875737
I dont fucking know, he wasnt here in the previous thread either, most likely the SEAfag that doxxed himself while being angry at the N-man

>>14875951
then he's a bit of a sticky situation isn't he?

>>14875894
But Mori wasn't in a dress today...

>>14875737
some faggot, just ignore him and talk about Mori

>>14875894
what happened to mumei...?

Why do people go mad after a Mori stream?

I'm very surprised at the growth of takomori in season 2. It always was weird to me that Mori and Ina didn't collab more in the beginning but they really have good energy together. Hard to believe it's the same duo that didn't collab for like half a year.

>>14876344
they miss Mori
UUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>14876238
Probably when she was dying from the pretzel

We need Gura/Kronii next episode.

>>14876349
Lethal League...was truly something...

Any bartender beats here that have any cocktails for Bar Mori?

>A bunch of cute Mori streams
>Milky gets new mic
>Riri new outfit
>Parole got approved
What a good week for the extended universe

>>14876344
uuuum because *shuffle deck* she doesnt care about hololive and um *shuffle deck* she was supposed to graduate already!

>>14876444
All of the shit she likes has like 20 ingredients, so I think something simple would be nice to shake things up. Maybe a Lemon Drop Martini?

>>14876442
they've buried that memory with strive now
I missed Ina's stream today, has she improved her game?

>>14876629
Her game? Yes. Her PC? Fuck no.

>>14876629
Currently watching, Mori's HC gun spam won't work anymore, but her Ky will still absolutely destroy her

>>14876831
I hope that during her break, Mori gets to practice her HC with friends and also finally gets her stick to work on PC since he's much easier than on pad

>>14874228
I think the place was called Zero Gravity Thrill Amusement Park if not that place it's around there and there's a go cart/arcade in that same area literally in the same parking lot

Too many people like Mori recently, how am I supposed to be the last deadbeat?

>>14876586
The bait gets funnier each time. Like people who tried to say she was wrong for using "Money from Hololive" to finance other stuff. Is she supposed to only buy herself necessities (Food, water, stuff specifically for streams, hats) and then give everything else to Yagoo?
Sounds like black company behavior, which I'm sure those same trolls would immediately pounce on if they suspected it.
The insantiy can be amusing. I just sit back and grab some popcorn.

>>14877038
I think I've passed by that place a couple times.

>>14877159
Simple, leave that to me.

>>14877159
you're not going to be I'll be the last deadbeat

>>14877159
>>14877763
All deadbeats will die at the same time

>>14877159
Fuckin' coward, run and hide while your oshi burns, why don't cha?

What tea was she drinking?

>>14878240
Lemon tea

>>14878240
I don't think it was actually tea, more like some kind of throat healing lemon thing in hot water.

I'm sorry Dead Beats, but you can't convince me otherwise that Death-Sensei's Orange Juice Booth Chapter Ichi isn't Calli's best EP.

>>14878537
Ah, I've had those before. They taste absolutely putrid if you let the syrup reach your tastebuds. It tastes like melted plastic.

Made this during today's stream, hope you deadbeats like it. :)

>>14879552
Mori's ass looking thicc so I approve.

>>14879552
"based"

>>14873426
I’m late, what was the joke?

>>14878564
Fuck you, I was supposed to be the last contrariandoxxbeat who has it as his favorite
but based

>>14880837
>He believes he's the only person that thinks 僕の人生レミックス and Existence is merely a Hallucination/Delusional Desert aren't two/three of her catchiest songs
lmao what a retard

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1237011017?t=01h09m24s

First person to EoaL that I've run across.

>>14881165
Stop stealing my taste, faggot.

I wonder if Mori will do her typical 'tease the new song during a member stream' thing today

>>14881297
Woah, her brows are wild.

>>14879702
You could almost say that Calli's booty stank got you trippin'

>>14881481
JUST SAYIN' I'M

Moripipipipoipipoipiopipipipipipoo

It is with great regret that I must retire as a Deadbeat. For you see, Mori is pregnant with my child, and I cannot be a Deadbeat dad. I must rise above.

Pin pon emote tonight. :}

>>14866389
I was sleeping, how was the tea party?

>>14882431
Moripopipo popipo

>>14883617
I hear this in my head to the tune of a phone number dialing.

>>14883664
You will drink Mori's ￥200 root vegetable juice

>>14883787
Stop doxxing.

mori is my gf

>>14883787
Only ￥200 for her body fluids? I'll take that offer.

>>14883861
Mori is my wife, we have been married for weeks. We are literally on our honeymoon right now.

>>14882455
I’m proud of you, papa. Raise me well.

>I am old
It's a reference....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mco3UX9SqDA

>>14884049
It's okay, that's how I read those posts too. Even though I only knew that song from Gura playing those Vocaloid games.

When will Mori rap Scatman?

>>14884509
She is not powerful enough yet. Maybe once she captures a shiny.

I just W U, and I watched the teatime VOD
holy FUCK Our Boy's chemistry was insane
She was absolutely running that whole conversation effortlessly. Moomers and Inners aren't super extraverted or incredibly social, but they kept up so smoothly, and a huge part of that was Mori's direction of the conversation. No disrespect to them- they were also fantastic. The quick jape of "Oh, these chairs are slippery" when they vanished was great. But I just have to kneel to Mori. Her growth since debut is unbelievable.

>>14885012
Mori 2.0 came from visiting her family. Japan took away Mori 3.0 from us.

>>14885062
Her being invited by her rabbit friend should also be a boost.

calli culo

mori mocos

>all the guys she wants to screw are into 2D
explain yourselves

>>14885615
>I'm into 2D
>I'm into Mori
WE

I want to kick it together with Mori until the first train.

Tell me your most compelling Mori story in 100 words.

>>14885706
how hard would mori crash and burn if you broke up with her?

>>14885734

>>14885754
suicide

>>14885771
Mori unironically finds mommyfags disgusting.

>>14885734
Once upon a time, there was a cute reaper. She was so cute that everyone fell in love with her. The end!

>>14885820
>Mori would never let you suckle on her teats even if you were both married

>>14885734
I made this yesterday but no one read it or liked it >>14854818

>>14885872
Punctuation you fucking cringe wall of text nigger

>>14885893
It being one long sentence was meant to make it cuter

>>14885908
It made it more obnoxious. You can't be cute, as you are a faggot.

>>14885849
if you weren't being a cringe mommyfag about it

>>14885820
old mori would've hated so much about current mori, what's to say we can't convert her into a mommyfag?

deadbropes get the rope

Hot take here
I think visiting generals just to leave a post about how great x was is kinda cringe and we didn't have them during the early /jp/ days

>>14885734
You sit at your chair, your mind is tired, your legs are aching. Your days are numbered. You remember it like it was yesterday, still in your chair, but those weren't days like today. No, those were the best days of your life. Joy warms your heart just by thinking about it. But what was it that made you feel that way? Your thoughts are as fragile as your arms. No matter how much you try to remember, it is pointless. However, you do remember one thing. You promised to someone you'd never forget. Today, death will relieve this pain.

>>14886083
if Pre-Mori had her way Mori wouldn't exist at all. She was a retard, but a very cute one.

>>14886083
what's to say we can't also turn her lesbian? turn her to jihad and the holy prophet? to quit music altogether?

Stop talking as if you have Mori's psychology down to a science.

>>14885820
>my oshi looking at me with disgust over my mommy fetish
YES PLEASE. CALL ME DISGUSTING, MORI. I LOVE YOU.

>>14886310

>>14886143
>early /jp/ days
As in the early days of /jp/'s existence or the days of /hlgg/ being on /jp/?

Would Mori laugh or cringe at this thread?

>>14886375
Approach it with curiosity and leave with disdain and/or terror

>>14886375
Both

>>14886352
As early as when jannies finally gave up and allowed splits for a short while before /vt/ was a thing

My fault for even checking, but the members pre-chat is shitting itself with self-loathing right now.

>>14886455
Mori I think the deadbeats are broken

>>14886455
>My fault for even checking
Exactly.

>>14886455
self-loathing for what

>>14886613
NTA but I just glanced at the chat and it seems like they're treating this as a semi-group therapy session? One dude is talking about his shitty life and the other prechatbeats are giving him support.

>>14886613
Just a string of superchats talking about how it's their own fault that their lives are shit, which then turned into another circle jerk. I trust Mori will be good enough to catch on quick and avoid reading them, as they'd be a fairly major mood killer.

>>14886184
Do you think when it finally happens, she'll treat it as business as usual? Not coldly, but calmly and fairly, like everyone else? Or will she, knowing you're one of Her Deadbeats, try to bring you back to those days? Will she, after composing herself, work up a small, quiet "guh~" to let you know she's arrived? Will she walk up to you with a soft and welcoming smile, greet you with the most respectful, but saddest "'sup, homie?" you've ever heard, and tell you how happy she is you waited for her? Will she hug you and tell you how long she's been waiting to see you again? Will you smile? Will you cry? How hard?

>>14886901
I'll just ask her what's after death and if she can arrange total non-existence for me

would it be cringe if i sent mori a supacha trelling her she helped my mom stay strong after decades of abusive relationships and drug abuse over the last year if it's true

>>14887157
Yes. Very. Don't go into details, just say something like 'Helped me and someone I care about through a genuinely bad time' and that you're grateful.

I still don't get why Mori likes so many DECO*27 tweets when she hasn't done anything related to them. There was also her choosing the one Watame song to sing be the one with DECO*27. Does one of her upcoming songs involve them or something?

I love art with tons of blood in it

maybe my heart beats it's last few beats tonight, but if I die, I die a deadbeat, which is the highest honor.

>>14887390
If you die tonight, you will never see Mori

>>14885872
It was a really nice story anon.

>>14885872
I've read it. It could really be improved by proper punctuation. You don't have to write like a retard to achieve a "cutesy" style.

I hope the member stream is comfy. I am going to propose to her when it finishes up!

Mori's Milky Mammaries

takamori love

time to send a supa to ask Mori questions.

time to send a supa to support her financially

uhh what? i don't see a stream

Instead of checking fucking prechat of all things, just watch Riri. Her new outfit is fantastic and I lost my sides when I saw that goofy floating cat. The accurate mouth tracking once again reminded me that COVER's tech is fucking trash.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEN-pjI1Los

>Bar's closing up for the night
>All the patrons pay their tabs and leave
>Mori is wiping down the counter and counting the money
>Vic is mopping the floor and cleaning off the tables
>SHE sneaks out of the basement, stealthily takes a few bottles of the hardest liquor, and slinks back downstairs
Just another night in paradise

>>14887828
Hey, Riri, what's the cat's name?

>>14887864
Sneko.

[Sad News]

I am Ririsya

>>14881297
i accidentally posted about her snake eater cover here instead of on /ninag/ yesterday
god Nina's such a gifted singer

>>14888089
Hiss...

>>14886290
she should run for the president

Still here... somehow.

>>14888089
You're in luck, she's having a karaone in like 30 minutes.

>>14888396

>>14888486
About time, it's her turn.

>>14888396
>>14888525

>>14881297
The first one to cover it and make me feel like Mori did..

>>14888486
>imagine in 8 years time we get presidential debates but both candidates are using v-tuber avatars talking to each other on stream
that'd be quite the timeline

>>14882302
I lil' fucked up!

>>14883473
Cute, with some lore

>>14884049
Hm, I never connected the dots

>>14887826
Based medicatedbeat

>>14888486
>Returns to the states
>Wins the presidency
>At the end of her second term usurps the entire system and declares herself Empress
>Changes flag to have a black field with pentagrams for stars
>US now means Underworldian States
>Imprisons those who wronged her
>All HoloEN girls are her cabinet
>Puts the best Deadbeats into other positions of power
It all collapses into nuclear hellfire in like a decade, but it will be a fun decade!

>>14886143
I think you were great anon
*peaces out*

https://youtu.be/OrPkqwzwFrk
https://youtu.be/OrPkqwzwFrk
https://youtu.be/OrPkqwzwFrk
Luci goes hard with her new song

also having a karaoke atm

>>14881297
GO NINA GO
I came to the karaoke late and had no clue she sang EoaL to start things off. Goddamn. Her speaking voice is incredibly relaxing and I love leaving her on in the background.

>>14885872
fanfic stuff like this is not for me at all but absolutely do not listen to the people telling you that it needs puncutation and making it one run on sentence and doing something interesting with the writing does not make it better. it was a good choice, stick with it

>>14889453
I wanna get fucked up with Mori....
I wanna fuck Mori until the first train.....

>>14890435
You're late, I'm railing her

>>14888140
Got a link for the snake eater cover? couldn't find it after a few minutes of searching

>>14890511
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1237011017?t=01h09m24s

>>14888464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKxXQmEn5GQ

Get out of here with your /here/ chuubas. >>>/trash/ is that way

>>14891356
You first, mori

>>14881297
Wow, she's good. I'm glad EOAL survived the cutting-room floor.

>>14890612
This doesn't seem right. Anyone else got it?

>>14892194
Mori started at /jp/ , your 2view 4chan pandering /here/ chuubas started at >>>trash where they belong, they even have their own thread, why post it here?

Remember Deadbeats

Say "MERRY CHRISTMAS" and never Happy Holidays.

Your boy will appreciate you

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1472540112517214208
https://twitter.com/ReimuEndou/status/1472540237758881794
the most /here/ NijiEN has Mori notifs on speed dial

>>14894087
>Mori notifs on speed dial
call that an instagrim

>>14890511
>>14893869
NVM I found the right stamp.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1237011017?t=02h23m48s

She wants you to kiss her but she's shy so she's looking away

>>14894236
Her lips seem so thin. I doubt they'd feel good to kiss. She should get lip filler injections

>>14894236
Her lips are super kissable, I'm sure they'd feel amazing to kiss.

>>14894037
Inb4 200 dollar superchat for mentioning Christmas

>>14894236
I want to kiss her so much

>>14894460
same. I want to hold her little chin and give her a long smooch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9DxpPiE458

Reminder this is actually Mori's roommate.

>>14894624
Nah, her actual roommate is cuter.

>>14894202
thanks, her voice is fantastic

>>14894087
It's actually hilarious that out of all the NijiEN's, it's the ghost that likes the reaper.

>>14895161
Its honestly a toss-up between the bird (what is up with Mori and birds anyway?) and the ghost with the feesh behind them.

>>14895272
>what is up with Mori and birds anyway?
This is the real Mori

>>14895272
rrat: every Vtuber is actually a vulture, that's why they like Mori so much

Over under 3 drinks for Mori tonight?
https://youtu.be/6eo1c_guoYc

Mori after she just got up is blessed

I WANT TO LISTEN IT'S NOT FAIR AAAAAAAAAAA

I should try that next time. I usually just drink a tall glass of water, wakes me up right away.

Mori jwu voice is so warm and cozy.

Her panting is doing things to my dick

Man I can't believe she's being so sultry. Feels bad for poorbeats.

>>14896469
Don't be. Poorbeats should be sorry for themselves.

>>14896469
>Feels bad for poorbeats
I don't.

>>14896469
Sounds like they should start climbing the mountaintop

>>14896552
But I beat getting over it already

vote afterlife

>>14896635
RIP

what the fuck is eth

>>14896704
how new?

>>14896704
do your jackbox reps

All of these are too informal except for "The Open Casket"

>>14896704
One of the fire jokes from "Whiplash Grand Champion" Mo Ri Calliope

I'm not going to be a good deadbeat

IM THE ONE THAT SAID FLIP SIDE IN CHAT
IF THIS WINS THIS WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF MY FUCKING LIFE

The last deadbeat...

gotcha b-word

>>14896896

>>14896892
ufatcow should watch himself

>>14896873
It was a good suggestion

The open casket is the best out of those 4, why are they so retarded

>>14896916
Fuck you, The Flip Side is the best.

>>14896873
Congrats, but its got to win another one

>>14885849
I read this as "even if you were born married" and was confused until I remembered how to fucking read.

>>14896951
Initial votes are looking good for that /here/beat

>>14896896
>mori confirmed this guy was the last deadbeat

>>14896873
congrats it looks like you're winning

Need mori daughter aaaaaaa

HOLY FUCK ITS GONNA WIN. IM AT WORK FREAKING THE FUCK OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOLY SHIT

>>14897048
damn calm down anon

>>14897048
Don't get fired homie

She scrolled past my name.

See ya virgins

>>14897064
Boss went out to buy machine parts, its Mori time. Shes more important

Womb mention

>scrolled up for NMan's comment
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>Mori came out of the womb

Uhhh DEADKEKS?

>>14897048
GO ANON GO
Don't flip your shit too hard, homie

>>14897134
What happened

>>14897195
nothing, she's just schizoing Mori scrolled up the chat to respond to his comment

>>14897157
FUCKING
PEOPLE NEED THEIR BOATS MOVED RIGHT WHEN SHES GONNA ANNOUNCE IT

>>14897254
lol Vod will be there dude

You won by the way, but that was clear form the start

>>14897309
LETS FUCKING GO
I LOVE MORI

>>14897309
big ups mine won second place

Mori please. Ollie and Reine can write lyrics. HoloID can speak english and they're in-house.

>>14897569
This nigga don't know how corpos work fucking kek. Get a job loser

Polls like this where they show the current standings don't really work, people tend to vote for the winning option

>>14897839
deadbeats aren't people

>>14897882
You're god-damn right

We know the secret name guys

>>14897839
>THE contrarian fanbase
>not voting for the underdog
Bull fucking shit.

>>14897926
So cute!

>I'm just opening my game YouTuber simulator
mori...

>just chatting for members

nice

>Five streams format

DYRBI?

You don't HAVE to take care of it Mori, you CHOSE to for some reason

>>14898097
Until i see it.

>>14898020
Dead Beats are notorious for fucking up polls

>>14898097
when I see it

>shes worried about declining
Moririn...

>>14898097
She's going to get close to 2M and completely forget about it

>>14898124
>you CHOSE to for some reason
She just gave you the reason.

ELDEN RING PERMISSIONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>kekked herself out of Elden Ring
okay, that's funny

>>14898124
>be a member
>still threadread instead of watching streams
how fucking retarded are you

haha its j*j*

This is our secret /here/beats

Disgusting Mori.

any vtuber friends she has that's a jojo fan?

>>14898427
Its already on Global, anon.

Who the heck is her friend? Disgusting.

I wish I knew what the fuck you people are talking about

Jojo's fucking gay and not the good kind. It's as cringy as mc, fortnite and other zoomer bullshit

>>14898477
>faggot only got one (You)
Kek. Hope Mori's trust was it was worth it, nigger.

she just keeps surprising me

Everything she loves about Kaiji is everything I hate about Kaiji...

So we're not getting Elden Ring permissions?

>>14898545
Worst rrat ever: It's Sydsn*p and she's going to try to use it to get her interested in her friend

>>14898670
lmao

>>14898670
Was that ever a real possibility?

eh, it's not entirely true, her taste in men is at least not generic and frankly, very diverse. From Happy Chaos, to Kaiji, to Shane from Stardew Valley.

>>14898670
When hell freeze over

>>14898670
FUCK NO

>>14898545
>other zoomer bullshit
Nigger, it's probably older than you

>Bleach
Suichan you're in

>>14898699
This is too believable and I hate it. Other options are Rachie or Milky but those two aren't working on a big project, nor they're obnoxious about jojo.

>>14898811
It started becoming zoomer shit when stand became a thing. I read the first two joestars and stopped after that. It's zoomer bullshit now. Just look at tiktok, reddit and other zoomer infested sites.
Jojo is gay and cringe

I love my 100% heterosexual trad wife Mori

>>14898905
>when stand became a thing
Even Part 3 is probably older than you
Are you underage?

>>14898905
are you capable of describing things in ways other than using words you learned on /v/ over and over again

>>14898891
Or maybe the other dozen friends you don't know? Whoever it is who cares. Why do you act like you know all her friends and what she does all day? What compels a man to behave like this? To much soi?

vtubers are zoomer shit and yet here you are

MORI HAS A YOUNGER HALF BROTHER OH NOOOOOOOOOOO

I wonder if people realize that when they ask Mori her favorite character she actually thinks about character traits instead of how we choose our favorite characters our dicks

>>14899038
Jesas nevermind...

Yeah, ME.

I thought she was going to say her brother was into crypto

>>14898979
What? Fuck off Jojo sucks.

>>14899008
millenials are paying for them

>>14899137
hey sonny boy that's bussin'

Mori's little brother is Faker....

HE'S HERE

>>14898699
It's pretty obvious who that friend is but i don't know about that reason.

DeadBeats once again proving to be the worst fanbase with all of these LoLfags in chat

>>14899133
I know I hate it too. I was just asking why were you acting as if you know who all her friends are and what she does all day.
You're like the embodiment of /vt/ sisters. You don't happen to be brown do you?

>>14899267
They're gonna be so pissed when she finally makes that Dota 2 announcer pack!

>>14899267
there's probably a lot of them in all of the girl's chat.

>>14899133
>>14899279
It's incredible how normaloids managed to alter your perception of Jojo. It's an /a/ classic.

Dota >>>>>>>>>> dota 2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>> literal piece of shit > LoL

Fantastic name
thanks deadbeats

>>14899246
Incestbeat...

>>14899329
First 2 joestars were good then it became too western wanking for me. Like omg, is that a reference to 90's music and rock bands?

>>14899279
I'm responding to someone else's post on who could it be. Of course we don't know all her friends. You're the one lashing out at something inconsequential.

>>14899267
it's 2021, grandpa

>>14899416
Even the first two parts have loads of music references...

>>14899431
You're participating in the gossip /vt/ sister

>>14899405
Holy shit

Mori...

>>14899446
First two parts were about buff dudes with shiny fists fighting a vampire. It didn't have le quirky stands with normie tier 90's rock songs as their names

what kind of alcoholic drink would Calli's Milk be?

>>14899552
Her breast milk duh

Mori shouldn't be thinking about drinks.


She's pregnant.