/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>14796951
Gura, but be careful!

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>>14796951
Calliope is the only one who actually beheads people. I'm sure she'd give you one

>>14796951
Probably Mori since she often does it off stream.
Close contenders are Kiara because she probably did it a lot in idol days, or Amelia since she grew up poor and might have been taken advantage off.

If Ina and Gura aren't NEET virgins, they likely never cared enough to get any good at it. Probably Calli or Kiara

fauna and mumei already have experience

Ina.

>>14797582
Are they still dating their BFs? Or joining Hololive makes them persecuted?

>>14796951
OP

I think it's Mori.

>>14797855

Unless something catastrophic happened they're still getting fucked each night by some guy who isn't you.

>>14796951
>Ina
repetitive and methodical in technique, as if following rules, kinda boring, shows lack of experience, but she is trying
>Kiara
cock-hungry slut, sucks your penis dry. amazing eye contact, knows exactly what is pleasuring you and will keep you aroused even if you dont want to.
>Ame
very fun but limp at times since she is more better at being cute than sexy. shy at indulging herself fully, treats the session more like a game, will be frustrated at you personally if she is unable to keep you up, will cum but left feelin tiny bit unsatisfied as you wish she would try with passion and confidence
>Mori
Amazing technique and good eye-contact as well, but purely to do a good job. fun and relaxed and engaging in conversation, but the passion feels impersonal and distant, you dont feel as if shes interested in it herself, and this gap is felt til you cum and she swallows or spits at your request.
>Gura
pure lack of experience, even below average penis is wieldy in her face and arms. incredibly soft skin, but technique is fumbly. sucks incredibly slow. takes the longest to make cum, but not for lack of trying. swallows by her choice.

>>14797924

decent take. agree with most of it

>>14797924
Very detailed. And most likely accurate.

>>14796951
Gura, she can do it without hurting her knees.

>>14797924
Wtf I want to fuck Kiara now

Mori probably has a lot of natural talent

>>14797582
>>14796951
OP meant between these five, and the only Hololmyth with a confirmed bf is still Ame.

>>14796951
I can't imagine Ina has ever seen a penis in her life.

As if anyone on this board would know what receiving head from a woman feels like.

>>14798307
Nope. Calli, Kiara and Ame have confirmed BFs. Search it up better as there's ton of pictures. Kiara even hadca stalker boyfriend that she was very afraid of

Kiara
Gura would need to be more careful than she's shown she can be to not cut you with the shark teeth.
Ame would use way to much saliva so she can make slurping sounds and may try to bite it off.
Mori's huh comes from limited ability to breath through the nose, so she'd need to take breaths every few minutes. Otherwise great
Ina can breathe through her nose, but poor fitness and penis anxiety would make her catch her breath more often than Mori.
Kiara is paradoxically willful while having a need to please. Not only would she be great, but she wouldn't stop until she's swallowed 2 full nuts.

Mori, she's clearly been practicing with the Trash Taste guys

>>14798407
Someone is trying to deflect from the rumors about Ina

>Nope. Calli, Kiara and Ame have confirmed BFs. Search it up better as there's ton of pictures. Kiara even hadca stalker boyfriend that she was very afraid of

>>14798407
Probably over in Kiara's case, she's not even in the same country anymore.

>>14797582
So does Amelia
but she has the most goslings on the board.

>>14798377
Speak for yourself.

>>14798656
I don't like Ina and i'm not defending her purity. But some shut in NEET like her who lives with a bunch of trash in her room and asian strict parents is probably still a virgin

>I don't like Ina and i'm not defending her purity. But some shut in NEET like her who lives with a bunch of trash in her room and asian strict parents is probably still a virgin

>>14799028
nice try

>>14799028
Yeah I'd agree with this, Ina will have the least experience of all the girls.
She's a filthy basement dweller like we are, and we all know how likely it is that a chantard is a shagger

>>14799190
Judging by the amount of trash in her room, i would believe if there was a rumor that her parents locked her in the basement. That shit ain't normal.

>>14799028
>>14799190
How new are you, the rrat was spread for days.

>How new are you, the rrat was spread for days.

>>14799348
Educate me por favor

>>14799348
tako copium the hand is sana

>>14797924
this except i kind of disagree with ina i feel like she would be one of the best and probably into slow edging blowjobs.

>>14796951
>gura
teeth
>kiara
dyke
>ina
tentacles would tear ur dick apart
>mori
would scythe your dick
>ame
tummy hort

I would say mori if ur asian man, ame if ur non-asian man, kiara if ur a woman

>>14796951
Kiara, she had to learn to give Manager-san good head when she was trying to be an idol

>>14798407
Is this what tako cope looks like?

>>14796951
ina of course

>>14796951
My chicken.
She'd know how to ruin your orgasm and keep you going multiple times in a row.

>>14796951
The real question is do I have a dick worth sucking. (No.)

>>14804880
>not getting your 4 inch pencil dick sucked regardless

>>14804918
I mean at least it fits in their mouths, even Gura's.

>>14805013
>not getting a sticky licky
like a cum flavoured lolipop

>>14797924
Okay, now do the other gens.

>>14799348
You said it yourself, rrat
This chick is too much of slob to even get a boyfriend
Gura having a boyfriend is more believable than that nothing burger

Kiara is the one, and then maybe Ame. Moro just tears jap shotas apart with her huge futa cock, not sucks them.

>>14796951
Real question:
Which one is the most likely to stick a finger up your ass while blowing you?
And why is it Kiara?

>>14805349
Her producer taught her way back when, duh.

>>14804880
That sucks man. I do and it has been sucked

>>14805277
There was a picture circulating around here of her interlocking hands with some guy, I think it is pretty obvious.

>>14805648
Eh, it's pretty safe to assume every single girl in holo at least tried to get into a relationship at some point. Hell, JPs are having children.

And why not? They are all entertainers and many are quite nice to look at too. Wouldn't you go for Mori's epic rack?

>>14805849
No I hate women and use prostitutes to satisfy my needs

>>14798407
As of the August before she debuted, Mori had never had a boyfriend

>>14805982
But anon, prostitutes are still women. Or are you a fag?

>>14806006
Just cause I despise women doesn't mean I'm gay

>>14805993
Something something hat.

>>14805993
Source?

>>14805993
yeah no boyfriend just a parade of dicks on the cock carousel

>>14806037
Then why spend money at all? Execute manual override and be on your way.

>>14806040
I said she never had a bf, not that shes never had a crush. Its also well established that he rejected the fuck out of her.

Mori would try to combine it with paizuri but wouldn't be able to do both at the same time

>>14806081
Faster and easier to use brasses than it is to bother with rape tbqh, plus I can use the same brass over and over at my convenience and I don't have the space to keep a sex slave discreetly

>>14806052
>>14806080
RM podcast. If I get banned, so be it. I dont need my Mori besmirched.

>>14796951
Gura said she can tie a knot into a cherry stem with just her tongue

>>14806167
>Believing a woman when she claims to be """"asexual""""

>>14796951
Kiara
t. has done roommate reps

>>14806243
I choose to believe the woman I love is telling the truth in a situation where she has no incentive to lie. And besides, she said she was unsure.

>>14806310
>women
>needing an incentive to lie

>>14806167
>RM
I don't know what this means

>>14806167
Does rm stand for retarded men?

>>14806352
I found it in 20 seconds literally just google it

>>14796951
Thread over.

>>14806402
Reasoning?

>>14805648
Isn't that picture from 8 years ago now? Not that that changes anything about purity.

>>14797924
This feels right. Though I think there's a chance Kiara might be a bit too dykey to do such a stellar job.

>>14806384
I found a reddit user and it's post, but I don't want to go to reddit or use the app so what's the deal?

>>14806456
She's good at sucking my cock.

kiara

>>14799879
Alternate universe Ina with experience maybe

>>14806666
Oh hi there Roberu.

>>14806402
Honestly, most of Council mogs most of Myth. (This isn't a roomate post, meidos. I mean in character.)

>>14800751
>ur
>not capitalising properly
Fuck off. Learn to write properly, faggot. We don't want uneducated retards here

>>14796951
Gura

She can spice it up with her sharp teeth to give maximum pleasure

>>14796951
Gura probably could get amazing at it, but currently lacks the technique.

>>14797899
Mumei’s song selections tend to involve the subjects of breaking up and getting cheated on, if that counts as an indication of something catastrophic.

>>14808143
You're definitely looking into it too closely, It's just white girl music

>>14808231
Would a tweet from August that’s a string of heartbreak emojis count, or is that too vague?

>>14808353
Way too vague. Besides, Gura used to sing those songs one after another as well.

>>14806652
kiaras bi. shes almost too horny that 1 gender isnt enough for her

>>14796951
Kiara, then Ame
the other 3 have no experience

>>14808353
Just girls being girls

>>14808353
For your sanity I must inform you that interpreting white girl emoji usage to interpret relationship status is the equivalent of using a ouija board to interpret the dead

Always assume they are seeing someone, it's easier that way. Most of the time it's also a very reasonable assumption to make.

>>14809342
There goes the superchat money, at least from reasonable men.

>>14809757
Of course.

>>14806167
What it this sorcery?

>>14810706
Just google her stage name and "podcast".

Here is the thread's theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU6Dn2wY6IE

>>14796951
Mori > best technique
Kiara > not as good a technique as Mori but keeps sucking after you cum until your legs lock in place and you become retarded
Ame > standard blowjob, nothing amazing but still good
Gura > unable to give a decent blowjob, scrapes your dick with her teeth
Ina > completely disgusted by the idea, keeps jerking you off with her hand while trying to convinced herself to take it into her mouth, maybe she'll give it a lick

>>14806652
Bullshit. That bitch could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

>>14796951
love her or hate her, but realistically speaking, the answer is 200% kiara

>>14816913
she got plenty of experience after her time in japan

>>14796951
I have no idea and I would not let any of 'em anywhere near my dick.

>>14806652
>>14808940
I think the problem is is that kiara's taste in men is a lot more demanding than her taste in women. Unless you're a gigachad or a top producer she would probably half ass it. Whereas if you were just a cute girl she'd lap up your cunt like crazy

>>14796951
Kiara > Ina > Ame > Mori >Gura

Now for the real question... which one receives the best head?

>>14806243
Mori is asexual? Man i hate hololive the more i learn about it.

>>14809274
so, its very accurate?

is this the roommate thread?

>>14796951
mori talked about how her previous life was all about trading favors and using each other. I assume the only thing she has to offer back then was her body

she better give some damn good head if i'm gonna mix her shit for free

>>14806167
Mori mentioned this podcast on stream a few times but holy shit, that is so cursed that I could not listen for more than 5 minutes