/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>14805932
>he doesn't know

>>14805979
>This poster is actually the one that doesn't know

>>14805979

>>14805932
Just wait, I'm on my way to fix that

>white girl in Japan not getting dicked

How is that possible?

>>14806289
Christian school, some of the values might have stuck with her, such as not getting dicked outside of a relationship.

>deadbeats actually believe this

>>14806289
Too intimidating for nips

>Asian men get me higher than american drugs

>>14806314
Uhhh ok dude whatever. As much as I wish Calli was some wholesome dorky wigger tradwife she's a bit too much of a degenerate

>>14805932
Anon, your roommate reps...

>PL OP
Get the fuck out of this board.

>>14806463
>Almost set her hair on fire and swore off weed after the first time she tried it
Pottery

>>14806956
>t.someone who didn't do roomate reps
>>14806898
Mori unironically has a really traditional and conservative view on stuff like relationships and love.

>>14806956
>>14806463
>they don’t know

>>14805932
If more women where like Calliope Mori we would live in a better world. Heck, even more men (specially /here/) should be more like this bitch

>>14807113
>Asian and British "men"
>having sex

>>14806314
But her astrology sign is Aries. Look up why I say this.

>>14806289
She unironically has autism and scares jap men

>>14807181
Say sike right now

>>14807181
Get off /vt/ Sana

>>14807113
Left to right:
Boyfriend of Aki
Boyfriend of Ironmouse
Fiance of Hajime

Calliope Mori fucked Belgian Youtuber Cantavanda after they met at Bracchus, a bar in Shibuya.

>>14807262
Actual who?

>>14807343
Exactly. That's how you know it's true.

Isn't she unable to go to America to see her family for Christmas? She will feel really lonely for the next months, I think she's also too much of an introverted to do an offcollab with a jp holomember.

>>14807262
source: my ass

>>14807377
Read up on him and he seems like the type of person who would unironically wait until marriage to actually have sex with someone.

>>14805932
>what not getting vagined does to a man

>>14807471
Suggest a way for me to post the proof without getting b& by jannies (homosexuals)

>>14807541
How do you know it then?

>>14807262
Kek, are you that belgian youtuber?

>>14807541
write it on a slip of paper and shove it up your ass

C'mon, it's been over a year and no one has anything on her still. Step it up, antibros.

>>14807599
No he's fat

>>14807541
Unless you want to put your money where your mouth is and actually post to prove yourself right in exchange for a ban than don't even bother mentioning it all.

>>14807519
Mori has secretly gotten married confirmed!!

Mori is a complete autist. Also jap men are complete faggots with no confidence so a tall, big tiddy white chick is pretty intimidating them, much to her yellow fever brain's chagrin.

posting the other woman not getting enough dick

>>14806289
It's a really common occurrence

>>14807541
I thought doxxers these days make an innocent poal and then post the info in the comments.

>>14807657
Nice wholesome Christian couple who both study and do music if that's the case. A genuine power couple.

>>14806289
>How is that possible?
What do you mean?
Japan is just about the worst place to obtain dick as a white girl.
Do you like white chicks?
Go to Japan and visit tourist bars.
None of the weeb chicks get action by the locals.
>>14807447
>I think she's also too much of an introverted to do an offcollab with a jp holomember.
She's done off-collabs before and tends to have tea with IRyS and Suisei. The main issue is that hurr durr Japanese apartments. When she off-collabed with one of her indie friends the skinship involved launched a trillion rrats on its own because there's legit only space for a single chair so you have to sit back to back.

>deadbraps unironically believe someone who looks like Mori's roommate would struggle to have sex in Japan
lmao

>>14806289
imagine being the average low test japanese man and this giant sexy american she-beast says "heya whats up my bro, know where your boy can buy some 100 yen wine around here?"
you would be very intimidated, thats for sure.

>>14807541
Make a new thread in lolcow

>>14807719
>because there's legit only space for a single chair so you have to sit back to back.
I don't think that's the case. It was specifically for the karaoke with Milky and Mori most likely has her setup for that kind of stuff meant for only just her alone.

>>14806289
Japanese men are timid and have a hard time even initiating anything with Japanese women
They're not even going to bother trying to talk to a tall, socially retarded chuuni white woman that would be considered physically imposing by their standards

>>14807824
they heard her roommate lie her ass off on a podcast and took it as gospel

>>14807824
A female gaijin in Japan has horrible chances of getting dick especially a complete autist like Mori.

>>14807824
Proof next thread?

>>14807904
yeah i believe you anon

>>14807904
It's based off roomate reps ya dingus

>>14805932

>>14807824
Japan isn't goddamn Africa, anon.

>>14807929
>c-casual sex d-doesn't exist in Japan
>J-Japanese men are too shy and definitely wouldn't thirst hard as fuck after a white woman (especially one who has a self-professed Asian manlet fetish)
holy cope

>>14807719
>The main issue is that hurr durr Japanese apartments
Could you explain this? I know they’re small but that’s the extent of what I know about them.

>>14808056
All this does in make her sound like even more of a femcel

>>14808098
tell me anon, do you think casual sex is a thing when japan is starting to suffer from people NOT having sex?

>>14807904
You mean THAT podcast? Why would she lie when that podcast was recorded long before she probably even knew she got in into Hololive.

Mori can get a girlfriend any time she wants, you don't have to worry about her.

>>14808155
>why would a woman lie to cast herself in a sympathetic light

>>14808098
Yes it's this unironically. This is the same country that's having a birth rate crisis and people getting so goddamn lonely that their willing to hire someone to just spend time talking and eating with them.

>>14808136
Being objective Mori is kind of a femcel, i guess just like just us

Fucking christ. I just found out about the podcat last night and now it is all over /vt/
F Calli.
Please delete this thread mods.

>>14808275
I MUST SAVE HER

>>14808218
Well lets just say she lied, would not doxxfags have found a long time ago that she had a boyfriend or at the worst a sex friend.

This whole argument is pointless. If there was something this board would have thrown an autistic fit over it ages ago, and right now the only proof people have is "s-she's lying, bro..."

She gets about as much sex as darksydephil does

>>14808098
There's a good channel if you want an insight into what the average nip thinks called That Japanese Man Yuta and he has a video on this very subject where he interviews random people about what they think about the current dating situation in Japan and yes, Japanese men are indeed extremely reserved and often don't approach women
I don't like using memephrases but since you're a copefag have one: YWNBJ you faggot fucking piece of shit, kill yourself and your family right now

>>14808503
so, a lot?

>>14806314
her roommate literally wrong a verse where she says how much she loves asian dick, do your reps

>>14808136
>All this does in make her sound like even more of a femcel
Well. Yes.
>>14808103
>Could you explain this? I know they’re small but that’s the extent of what I know about them.
They're REALLY small and expensive and since things are so close together the #1 >>14807856 requirement for her being able to do her job (and collab) was doing so inside the fully noise insulated part of her place. Which is basically a box so small and tight she usually has to run the AC even in winter because it's closer to one of those things people use to keep food warm than a room.

>>14808698
Her roomate also wrote lyrics that she's a virgin and a fake a gangster poser despite how she acts.

>>14808698
Yes but if i remember right she also seems to be pretty much not into one night stand culture and prefers a real relationships.

>>14806289
She's not white, she's Sicilian

>She's a whore
She wishes lmao

>>14807541
You're scared of a 24hour? What a pussy,

>>14808698
She also posted about how lonely she was since all the people she knew had BFs while she went to Japan to chase a hipster band and ended up there

>>14808865
>All the dudes I wanna screw are into 2D
why are you like this, attractive manlets?

>>14808865
Don't forget:
Faker in sheets ;) with a big arrow saying Huge Virgin

>>14808932
They are cultured

>>14808362
Who says she's getting it on the reg? She probably has a constant rotation of faceless dicks coming in off tinder

Yeay, another dox thread for newfags, what a lovely sight.

Calliope Mori is a whore who is dilluting the perfect, flawless Japanese gene pool. I understand you hate America, everyone does, but please go to Canada or Europe for better living conditions

>>14809008
yes anon, all women are doing in their off time is just having sex
shame none of it will be with you

So I guess this means women also get wizard powers if they don't get laid by a certain age right?

>>14809042
t. Amerimutt.

>>14809062
Yes but I am one of those faceless dicks
>tfw all you want is a gf to be emotional support but all modern women can do is suck dick, lie and eat hot chip

>>14809075
I'm from Norway. Don't insult me by calling me a fat retard

>>14809069
They get them earlier to compensate their nature.

>>14805932
>femcel mori
just like me...

>>14809108
>Norway
lol fat retard who is also poor

>>14809108
t. "norwegian"-american.

>>14809108
>norway
lmao

>>14808865
>all the dudes i wanna screw
WHAT A WHORE

>>14809197
>Mori is horny
SHE'S JUST LIKE ME

>>14805932
>Becomes a successful artists and entertainment.
I with my virginity got me anywhere as much

>>14808098
actual retard, there have actually been articles written by foreign women in japan whining amongst themselves in forums with other foreigners about how they can't get any sex and yet even middling men seem to have beautiful girlfriends

>>14809197
don't worry, the chaste chads of the Japanese rap community turned her down.

>>14809008
Tinder in Japan is unironically used more like Twitter and Snapchat instead of an app used to get together with someone.

>>14807260
Fat and ugly bitch
A girl on borrow time
Consentrated cringe into the body of a woman
That doesn't mean shit anon

It's like i'm in /jp/ again!

>>14809248
japanese "rap" is soulless, artificial and bourgeois. Japanese "rappers" are nothing like american rappers.

>>14809265
>All in committed relationships
>Y-yeah b-but look at them
Am I talking to a suburban mom or something?

If someone ever asks me what the 4chan chuuba experience is like I will show them this thread, everyone here is on their A-game proving and disproving whether or not Mori Calliope is having sex

>>14809384
>A-game
half of these rrats are fake and disproven, or true and boring
A-game is when people bust out Gura's secret account

>>14808138
People dont have relationships and/or children but sex isn't off the table

>>14809197
All these dudes I wanna screw are into 2D and that's okay
'Cause if I had a dick I would stick it in somethin' moe!

>>14809381
Anon 80% of modern American rappers quite literally sound like text to speech devices.

>>14808275
which one?

>>14809163
>>14809167
>>14809185
These are all fat, ugly Americans

>>14809381
Because Japanese rappers try to emulate American rappers. Mori is doing it backwards for some asinine reason

>>14809479
impotence and inferior numbers are the Norwegian's natural habitat

>>14806289
Autism.

>>14809418
I'm listening.

>>14809008
Those dicks? All mine.

>>14809381
>implying rap hasn't been soulless, artificial and bourgeois since the 90s

>>14809418
Retard

>>14809516
This 100% confirms that Mori knows the feeling of a dildo

>>14809381
It's subgenre of music made with a different cultural background. Fusions like these are always interesting. If you want proletarian rap of the common man, unironically check out flip rap.

>>14809523
there isn't a secret account, I just implied there was one to make >>14809544 (nice dubs) angry

>>14805932
>Becomes rich at a young age and developed a marketable talent
Based

>>14807719
Didn't Mori buy a legit house with the idea of hosting en whenever they got to visit as well as other activity?

>>14809516
She's so desperate why don't deadbeats help her have a bf

>>14809516
She's so cute bros. She's the perfect woman. I'm not a unicorn because there's no point in getting upset over a girl I have 0 chance with but I truly hope she has a happy relationship someday with whoever she chooses to be with. Will it be (You), anon?

>>14809472
Trash taste

>>14809418
>this thread
>A-game.
>just baseless assertions.

>>14809384
>>14809418
>>14809516
Does this count as A-game?

>>14806408
Post it

>>14809516
>too retarded to get a partner
s-shes just like me... (except an attractive white woman and not a /vt/ poster)

>>14809516
What kind of people did mori hang out with?? lol. My friends and I don't talk about what we did with our respective gfs, that's none of anyone's bussiness.

>>14809629
>not a /vt/ poster
lul

>>14809640
friends who are women

>>14809640
women literally talk more about sex. Men just talk about which women are hot.

>>14809629
>not a /vt/ poster
Yeah about that

>>14809640
American sexpats

>>14809516
Most likely she haven't really tried yet or have anyone who she could get into a relationship with. Moreover woman have it pretty easy to get into relationships and sex, its her who have never really seek this

>>14806289
it's the freakin "low birth rate" Japan

Jannies just throwing grenades here

>>14808786
She's italian, damm

Hey, I didn't do anything breaching >>1

I would love to have a beer or five in Japan with my fellow yellow fever victim Mori Calliope.

>>14809592
>Will it be (You), anon?
If only she didn't live in Japan.

>>14809246
It's because they're roasties and Nips value purity unlike the cucked west. So when some slut goes to japan it blows their mind that they're not getting all the attention and worship that they're used to back home.

>>14809586
>Didn't Mori buy a legit house with the idea of hosting en whenever they got to visit as well as other activity?
No. She's saving for one. Which should highlight just how fucked property ownership is over there.

Jannies what the fuck

>>14809855
Then you wouldn't like her anon, is that feeling of not be able to reach her who gets us going, not her fat and two-dimensional tits

>>14809945
How much does she earn to be able to buy a house in Japan? Do we know how much any Holo earns?

>>14809569
why would you tell lies on the Internet. ;_:

>>14808719
>They're REALLY small and expensive
That really depends on where you are. Callie's in a city, plus she's a gaijin, so yeah she's paying way more than the space is worth, probably on par with Manhattan prices. Out in the country or in smaller cities and towns it's not that bad. Of course then you run into the problem of trying to find someone willing to rent to a foreigner.

>>14806289
Japan is the "no way fag" nation for a reason anon

>>14809991
I don't know, i just don't see myself moving to Japan.

>>14809569
>there isn't a secret account
I saw her room video, if you consider that "secret".

>>14807876
That's not entirely true. There are plenty of Japanese guys who have no problem talking to white girls but that's mostly because they think all white girls are whores and are only after a quick pump and dump. Finding a quality Japanese man who's actually relationship material is damn near impossible though, mostly because the good ones are too reserved to talk to someone outside of their circle of acquaintances. You run into a similar problem with Japanese girls where the good ones mostly don't want to waste their time on some westerner with yellow fever and the others are not great ltr choices. So yeah, it's easy for a white person to get laid in Japan but it's hard to find something worthwhile.

secret knowledge thread kek
oh no no no he knows

>>14810028
Big thing is location. If it's not, say, close to Cover HQ for example it's right out.
And no.

>>14807541
Imagine having a chance to btfo all the cuckbeats in this thread and not posting it because you're scared of not being able to post for a day. No one would actually pass that up which is how I know you're spewing shit.

>>14805932
>Westoid female
>being a virgin

>>14807447
It's okay Migo WILL visit her and peko'd her on the christmas night

>>14807262
>he posted this just so he could advertise his channel on here.
>thread still hasn't figured it out yet.

fucking idiots

>>14812601
Why would I plug a channel that just has a bunch of Japanese music videos on it here? Besides, he's fat! I'm not fat!

>>14806051
>>14805979
>>14806289
>>14806956
>>14807123
>>14807128
I DON'T KNOW
TELL ME YOU FAGGOTS
TELL ME

>>14805932
>makes women like Mori
ANONS, QUICK! STOP HAVING SEX~!

>>14811250
Doxxfags could not find anything on Mori long time ago so rrats are desperate.

>>14806289
Japan won't even fuck their own women

>>14815244
SAUCE?!

>>14809945
Regardless of what house she gets in Japan, she's buying a literal closet. Unless she goes and gets one in a rural town. To have a "mansion" in the city is basically just owning a penthouse apartment.

>>14811355
"female"

>>14814979
So you're telling me she fucked a land whale???? nice way to kill your rrat anon

>>14814979
>I'm not fat
Yeah sure Anon and I'm king of the universe

>>14816205
It's not my rrat. The guy that posted it is fat! I'm not fat!

>>14807541
post it to >>>/trash/

>>14816515
You really believe that faggot?

>>14816381
pics or it didn't happen fatty

>>14809516
Maybe she was molested

>>14815041
>He knows that we know that he doesn't know.

>>14815041
>what not knowing does to an anon

>>14806289
Mori's a blazing hot nymphomaniac who could crush diamonds with her pussy but the fact she's also a cripplingly autistic shut-in with a shota complex gives her a massive debuff when it comes to getting the D from adult humans.

>>14815041
Aight I'll tell you
>parents divorce
>raised by single alcoholic mom
>go to private catholic school funded by grandparents
>get sexually harassed and bullied
>they chant "unfuckable" at the lockers due to being fat and ugly
>teachers do nothing because the rich rule the school
>have to go to therapy at age 12
>becomes afraid of getting close to men
>diagnosis own sexual orientation as asexual
>has never been in a relationship

>>14817665
Asexual is just a shorter word for sexually traumatized.

>>14816381
fat

>>14817665
But how come she has so many male friends?

>>14805932
At least out of Myth, Mori is the one that has a higher chance of losing her virginity first, she's competing with a
>chicken who witnessed the worst of the idol industry and was left with trauma regarding men
>shut in squid neet who still needs her mom to wash her even when nearing 30
>Amelia "Gross Room, Stinky Body" Watson
>Gura

>>14819460
Imagine being this much of a newfag

>>14805932
doesn't matter if it's not shotas

>>14819658
worse, a newbeat

>>14818863
Stop trying to fuck your friends anon.

>>14819674
Gross, at least young girls are biologically ready to have children

>>14819460
Where do these newfags come from?

>>14818863
Because anon's fanfiction is still a work in progress. I'm sure he'll take that into account with the next draft.

>>14819460
>Amelia "Gross Room, Stinky Body" Watson
Has never and will never stop a man from fucking a woman.

>>14819658
>>14819989
He is right though.

>>14819999
Cmon, if you wanted to be spoonfed that badly you could've just asked nicely

>>14819848
>Gross
not in my world

>>14820205
Anon, your archive reps.. guess you started out at /vt/ huh

>>14820361
I mean it's a reasonable assumption to assume VTuber stuff would be in the VTuber thread

>>14820361
I have done it. I am certain that Ame, Gura and Ina are clean. Calli and Kiara were suspicious. This thread confirms that Calli is clean too.

>>14820217
Different person. This may come as quite the surprise for you but there are at least three individual anons in this thread. And no thank you, I'm not particularly interested in your headcanon.

>>14820518
I was talking about the /jp/ days newfag

>>14820549
>I am certain that Ame, Gura and Ina are clean

>>14820564
>headcannon
Kek, I wasn't even the guy who posted that.

>>14820549
Kiara is afraid of men, do your roommate reps

>>14820549
>yubigate
how about Ollie, Reine and Moona?

>>14807673
Choco's dating escapes are fucking hilarious. Its like she has a Hattian hex placed on her.

>>14820549
Kiara slept with a bunch of NND influencers for clout so she could apply for Idol, she even stayed at the house of one of them, the one who was suppose to be her ''boyfriend''. Truth came to light when the ''boyfriend'' found out about her being a whore that exposed it to the public. There is some Japanese media article about she sleeping with the man because at the time she was fucking underage.

>>14820674
>Kiara is afraid of men
>hires two big sketchy men to assemble her furniture
>it's just her and them in the apartment
>one of them tries to scam her
>she gets pissed off and stands up to him
>he backs down
>afraid of men
Maybe you should do your reps, faggot.

>>14820624
It is true and you know it. I am sorry the truth hurts you so.

>>14806289
>5'5" giantess want to fuck you
???
No thank you gaijin, I don't rike to tippu-toe for a motorboat.

>>14821008
Do you have an attention deficit? She literally mentioned that she felt intimidated that time and couldn't even face them without a shaky voice

>>14820624
Yeah keep the fake smug act. You don't have anything you sad pathetic incel loser. You WILL NEVER have anything. The Myth Trinity is AND WILL remain pure and c h a s t e. Do something with your life instead of spreading lies about innocent girls.

>>14821674
You're right Anon she's so afraid of men she just lets obviously suspicious guys into her apartment to do work and doesn't take their shit. Do you have a mental disability or something? The rrat that Kiara fears men is dead. Let it go.

>>14821968
If you are intimidated, of course you are going to let shady people do whatever the fuck you want unless you want to get stabbed

>t. was assaulted once

>>14819460
>ame
anon i..

>>14822366
Say it

>>14822411
he is lying

>>14822255
I know it's sad when a rrat dies but you have to accept it's gone and move on with your life, Anon.

>>14805932
I’m certain Mori has been fucked before.

She’s spent a lot of time in bars and clubs. She attractive. And she drinks, which means she’s not antisocial. She has definitely been fucked before.

>>14822443
go fuck yourself

>>14821626
i hear that line a lot and im not even a girl, or japanese. i can only imagine how commonly its used over there

>>14822484
>drinking means you're not antisocial

>>14806289

i love stinky ladies

>>14822553
my sides

>>14822443
Okay then, Kiara has sex with other men daily

>>14822633
I love Mori greentexts, they always get a laugh out of me

>>14822553
>udon noodles falling outta your pockes

>>14805932
>He lacks critical information...

>>14822682
>other men
Nope just me

>>14806289
Imagine being 5'5 manlet nip and some 5'8 giantess in goth clothing approach you

>>14819460
>"neet"
>"ame"
i see what you did there

>>14823184
Literally me

>>14823184
Isn't she always wearing baggy clothes that hides her nice curves?

>>14805932
She’ll get the dick she’s owed soon.

>>14824140
Nijied

>>14823661
She mentioned on stream that she was really shy about showing off her body despite her model displaying huge tits

>>14818863
>>14819999
>>14820564
Look uo he rapper name and podcast. She talks about her past and claims to he asexual according to some other threads. Looks like no normal qomen would ever wanna be a vtuber.

>>14825265
She's not asexual, just a nerd girl who had the unfortunate luck of blooming before she was emotionally able to handle the ramifications. Being an introvert with the body of a Stacy is a hard row to hoe.