/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

watching this bitch just reminds me how much of a non-person i am

DATE IN 40 MINUTES.
I REPEAT, DATE IN 40 MINUTES.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
ALL DEADBEATS TO BATTLESTATIONS!

>>14786374
>40 more minutes

I'm ready bros

>>14786279
Same.

>>14786234
Dorito chin...

>Gee, Bill, TWO THREADS?

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>>14786374
>date in 34 minutes
>get cleaned up
>suit and everything
>remember she only wants JOPs

i'm new - is ghostling just a deadbeat gosling?

I just wanna go in a time machine with Mori so we can go back to 2008 and I can show her the glory days of emo music and MCR concerts that she missed out on because she was still just a little baby zoomer

>>14786520
WHAT DO WE DO?! SHOULD WE JUST LEAVE?!

>>14786572
i'd invest in bitcoin and shower mori with supas

>>14786572
That's called grooming and you'd probably be arrested for it...

>>14786520
>>14786589
looks like englishbeats are also cuckbeats today

>>14786592
If I had a time machine, then I'm still not sure I could fix all the mistakes in my life. I'd have to pretty much undo everything.

>>14786606
That's why I said time machine because I'd be taking the adult version of Mori back in time with me anon I already thought this through enough to not be jailbaiting

森りん頑張って!!

>>14786623
i mean i am a subhuman in every conceivable way so there's no way for me to come out on top. it never began for me

>>14786520
>>14786589
I imagine this is how fembeats feel all the time.

>>14786615

>>14786659
Good fuck em lol

Don't make it weird, deadbeats. Seriously. Don't ruin this again. Literally just went through this with Fauna the other day.

>>14786691
I can't help it. I'm freaking out man. I'M FREAKING OUT.

>>14786717
You'll stop when you realize we've been doing date-adjacent streams for months since the last "official" one. Keep calm and take your meds.

>>14786234
>No op pic sauce
Why deadbeats are like this?

>>14786752
But when I start taking meds, Mori suddenly stops messaging me personally...

>>14786717
Relax it's going to be fun. I'm hoping for a chance to tease Mori some more.

>>14786774
The deepest pain is often realization of the truth.

Let the JOPs have their moment today, she's going to be focused on the JP girls during these streams for the foreseeable future, so this might be their last chance for a while to impress Mori-sensei

>>14786682
Fuck them? But I barely know them.

It's probably best to take them out on a date first. You know, to let the two of us get to know one another more.

If it works out we plan out our second date where we get a better feel for our chemistry.

Probably the third date onwards something could lead to another. But only when both parties are ready and willing.

Yeah! I believe that's the best way to go at it

>>14786691
Care to elaborate ?

>>14786868
Lurk 1000 years.

>>14786826
But it hurts my heart...

>>14786868
Something something greyfags ruined everything like usual.

>>14786889
Alright, I guess I'll just do my archive reps.

>>14786868
I don't know all the details but apparently while Fauna was fixing her audio for her stream some asshole grey names kept comparing the audio to Kronii's unarchived audio.

>>14786917
Sounds about right.

No updates, currently. Just here for the date.

>>14786762
It's just the dude who drew Mori in all the other girls' outfits.
https://twitter.com/chuedraws/status/1470770553267052548

>>14787163
what a woman

>>14786234
UWA

>>14787163
Let it go, architect-chama. You lost.

>>14786589
ジャスト プリテンド、ブロ。

>>14786868

>>14787299
poor girl

>>14787299
hope she'll be alright

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAGGOTS! It's time to learn

I've got to be real with you dead beats, I am not looking forward to this 'date'.

>>14787163
UUUUAH MORI SEX CHUBBY MORI SEX CUDDLING MY CHUNKY REAPER WIFE SQUISHING HER SOFT BELLY UAAAH KISS KISS SQUEEZE SEX WITH MORI

i want to stop loving mori

>>14787299
God that fucking sucks.

>>14787299
Like >>14787396 said. Going full Gosling is one hell of drug, it seems.

CAN'T
TURN
BACK
So appreciate what you have while you still have it

DATE'S ON
GET
IN
HERE

>>14787426
She's taking it pretty well fwiw, probably not gonna do another live ASMR for a bit though

my wife mori looks so cute on our date aaaaa

I've been waiting for this

>>14787540
This isn't the first time she had a scuffed ASMR that was due in part of greys so she'll be fine.
t. saplingbeat

>>14787604
To be fair, ASMR isn't something you can do off-the-cuff. You have to be 100% confident in it and have all your tech 100% ready to go.

>half the thread sympathetic to Fauna for having to deal with grayname shit
>other half determined to be weird and make Mori experience the same thing

>Whose Coming To Tea?
>Whose
lmao this cute reaper is fucking DUMB

RAPATATATATATATA

>>14787660
I'm willing to hope that some of the deadbeats /here/ are smart enough to keep the weirdness /here/ though admittedly i could be giving too much faith in people

>>14787105
bad ending: you break up with mori

SKA MORI AAAAAAHHHHHHH

I love this Cute reaper!

>fellatio pov
MORI THATS LEWD

>>14787737
I try but god FUCK I can feel myself becoming more schizo with every passing day

>>14786691
>>14787299
>>14787487
What kind of shit were the greynames saying?

>konfauna

I need a Mori that replaces Tatsumaki in the, "If we date, I'll sit on your face," meme. Anyone?

>>14787809
"I want to fertilize your soil"
just kidding I made that up now

>Calliopepapa

>>14786837
Based optimistic but realistic romantic expectations beat

The best and most memorable greyname comment I've recently seen was someone telling Ina "I want to smell your breath!"

She's so cute...
I won't rest untill she's my wife

>>14787863
Sounds like something she'd giggle at, though.

>>14787880
>kiara's funeral
>shiny giratina hunting

>Only learning
Get fucked LOL

>>14787900
but you will rest, when I put you into the dirt.

>>14787880
>optimistic but realistic romantic expectations beat

That's quite the name I made for myself hahaha thank you

>>14787845
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDs8GuN_ijw

I always find myself wanting to watch these English learning streams, but Calli quickly goes from "speaking clearly" to "speaking to a 2 year old" where her tone becomes really obnoxious.

yes im learning how to date with mori in english

>>14787923
No shit

>>14787923
Schiz?

Sit deadbeats!

>Learning how to go on a date.
Ha ha. Totally didn't need that. Ha.

WHERE MY WATERBROS AT?

surely there's an alternate SBR-style earth timeline where she's my english teacher and we get married

>>14787956
How many times do I have to teach you a lesson?

>>14787974
It's not for you, spergchama

>>14787974
Yeah it’s pretty grating. Lots of cute Mori moments, though, so I stick through it.

>>14788034
Water here (passed through ground coffee beans)

I want to drink Mori's milk

>>14788034
I have roibos

>>14788084
SHUT UP

Bros, you guys have gone a date with an actual woman before, r-right?

>>14787956
>>14788052
Mori is my wife.

>>14788084
SHADDAP

>>14788120
Yeah.

>>14788120
a few times yea

>>14788145
calliopepapa

For me, it's Mountain Dew + Midori + Pink Gin.

I like how the answer that gets a legit "What the fuck?" is tap water

>>14788159
calliopepega

>>14788120
lmao
i did hang out with a group of 3 girls from high school but never a 1 on 1 date

>>14787845
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_svm3YEGEM

>>14788145
>Calliopepapa

>>14788120
Once. I didn't like the girl much afterwords so I dumped her...that was in high school and haven't dated since.

for me, it's dogfish head IPAs

>tap water tastes like rocks
She clearly never had good tap before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvIky3B661s

>>14788145
you have every chance to flirt with her yet you can only see her as your father, sad.

>>14788120
>tfw only woman I've gone on a date with was a 5'2" womanlet
I miss you, Jordan

>>14788120
Twice actually. First one was boring. Second one was basically a pity date and she got sick so a complete disaster.
Fucked like 150 hookers though.

>>14788120
Yeah, that was years ago though.

she's really good at switching facial expressions. God I fucking love her rigging

>>14788120
A few times, yeah.

>clapping with a wine glass in her hand
Her asscheeks must be massive

>>14788120
All the time. I'm on a date right now even.

>>14788120
H-hah yeah sure i have

>>14788120
W-We're... we're not... dating Mori for... r-real... right now?

>>14788120
girl wanted to go out on a date and i didn't but my father told me to do it. it was boring and i hated it

Is she inviting her JP senpais here or is that a separate stream?

>>14788276
Here, you dropped this

>Ayame water
Piss....

>>14788382
Fuck off, frogposter

>>14788120
lol
lmao

>The Ayame killer

>I think d*mon is better

>>14788410
I apologize for my very existence.

>ruining a perfectly good whiskey with ice cubes
People do this?

>>14788397

>>14788396
This is eikaiwa (english-only conversation slowly)
Stream with JP members will be English teaching with her explaining in Japanese

anyone who drinks straight is an alcoholic

>>14788471
Whiskey on rocks is a thing

>>14788471
>using ice cubes
>not a big iceball

I like coke and vodka, rocks or no

>>14788471
It's Mori, it's not good whiskey she's putting in there

>>14788444
Oni Oicho-Kabu

>>14788120
No...

Sloppy, drunk tongue kissing with Mori!

>>14788120
I suck at small talk so I've always found them awkward. If I don't have anything to say I don't say it.

why am i at this bar, i'm fucking straight-edge

>>14788632
God, I want her to shove her tongue down my throat.

>>14788120
Yeah, for about 2 years. She was wonderful but I hated life too much to love her. Mori & meds are helping with that

>On the rocks

>Kampai mashou but all I'm thinking of is fuuuuuu

Why is she like this?

"I'm Tipsy"
Hi Tipsy, I'm horny

Passionate, tipsy kissing with Calli

that reminds me that they fired the biggest lolcow teacher in my old middle school for coming to work drunk then he got a job at a liquor store

I think she might actually be a bit tipsy
Are we going to see flirty Mori?

>>14788742
I don't know, but I know you have to be 18 to post here.

I HATE IY I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT

>>14788742
one can only hope

>>14788742
Not yet. Looks like she’s just going through the different stages from Tipsy to Hammered.

Reminder that Calli is the poster girl for White Girl Wasted

>>14788763
You would think these people would learn especially after Mori has delved so much into theater/acting background

I would drink but it's 8 AM here. Might watch on Christmas, I plan on downing the vodka my dad got me.

EVERY FUCKING STREAM I GHOSTLING HARDER
STOP DOING THIS MORI

god she's such a dork

someone hold her hair incase she throws up

>>14788763
She's a small woman doing tequila shots

>pranked
and I was getting ready to molest her :/

>>14788742
>I think she might actually be a bit tipsy
She's obviously playing it up to give an example of the words, newfag-chama.

>Are we going to see flirty Mori?
God, I fucking hope so. Flirty Mori is best Mori.

>>14788872
she's not a Christmas cake just yet

>>14788896
Ironically being horny is still being horny

>>14788936
Relax I'm not horny in her chat

>>14788936
If only Mori understood this

Calli-Sensei said fuck!

What'll you have /morig/?

>>14788936
Ogey

>>14789018
Get me a whiskey sour, but please skimp on the sour

>>14789018
jack and coke please

I love the whole trying to keep her sweet facade thing. it gives the illusion she's trying to be cute gf but breaks character.

>>14789018
Went to a nice restaurant after a show recently. Their mules were delicious.

>>14789018
A glass of milk.

With a straw.

This Mori chick looks a lot like this handsome janitor I knew

>>14789018
A rum and coke with a splash of cherry juice, please

>>14789062
I imagine that's how debut beats felt

>>14789018
dogfish head 90 minute IPA, please

>>14789018
A bottle of Death's Embrace, naturally.

"So, Come here often?"

She really likes that Gin without the Gin joke huh?

>>14788513
I drink malt liquor now instead of vodka or whisky because I *am* an alcoholic and black out way more drinking those.

Also straight or mixed doesn't matter when you're making whisky and coke mixes with like 4+ shots of whisky.

>random comment read and acknowledged
>joke made similar to the one she just laughed at ignored
you win some, you lose some

>>14788471
It works well enough. Not gonna bother with the strictest minutiae on a blend. Single malts justify it. A few drops of cold water >>> all other mods

>>14789145
"Nice weather we're having"

I remember shaking drinks for some friends and family a few years back, even though I normally don't drink alcohol (and no, the irony of that situation was not lost on me).

>>14789145
"I heard taxes are really high in Alberta..."

Mori's committing insurance fraud let's goooooooo

>>14789214
Yeah… me too, buddy.

>>14789018
Old Fashioned please.

>smashed against my head
Just like her love for me.

I feel like a neutral network being fed data

and some of the Deadbeats here were worried about us being weird. it's easy to forget that she's just as weird...

I love this awkward dork so much

>>14789018
Iced tea, please. I'm the drunk people wrangler tonight.

>Mori hunting for shounens at the bar
You fucking idiot, there aren't any little boys at the bar! This is why you never get any dick!

>>14789331
Why didn't you remember your Mori deadbeats...

>>14789429
She's going to get reverse-trapped one day by a boyish-looking lesbian at a bar

I want to sloppily tonguefuck Mori's throat with lots of spit like in my kissing JAVs and hear her gasp for breath with a "guh" after I've sucked on her tongue. In a romantic loving way, not a horny way. The taste of both her saliva and the lingering flavor of cheap wine would be ambrosia! While I could kiss Mori deeply and passionately for hours, I would also perform sensual acts of oral pleasure on my Moririn with all the love in the world. Mori would be a blushing shrinking violet whose eyes dart away and half close when she's brave enough to look down at my labors, occasionally covering the lower half of her face with her hands as my probing, twirling tongue teased her tunnel with no trepidation. This bashful demeanor would be the bulk of her behavior initially before the pleasure began to ramp up at which point she'd loosen up a little more and maybe even go so far as to tighten her thighs around your face or put her hands on your head/find the courage to grope her own tits. Unless she had a few glasses of wine (or shots of Everclear) in her to loosen her up more from the start. I would lovingly lap at Mori's honeypot with out end, only ever stopping to bring my lips from her lower pair to the quivering ones above, letting her sample the taste of the sweet nectar of her most private area off of my hungry mouth! Breaking the kiss only ever so briefly just to whisper "I love yous"!

I think she reacted to my comment but it wasn't exactly original so I'll need to check the chat log later

This is how herebeats flirt

>Increasingly black pickup lines
No fucking way this is happening

>>14789472
hey she's cis straight

WUSS GOOD, NYYYIGGA

>>14787881
Reminds me of when Kiara was telling the story abou gettng scammed by those handymen who put together a cabinet or whatever it was, but didn´take the old one away and dod , and she tipped them after and said something like "I´m glad come again" Hearing that I was abou to comment something like." It worries me you have better people skills than sense for handling money" But I didn´t because felt I would come of as too personal and sassy to Kiara.

>No one's been bravve enough to try
do you beleb

>>14789477
Are there even JAVs targeted towards women the way there's western porn targeted towards women? I highly doubt that.

>>14789486
don't overthink it. Just let it be as is bro. you'll be happier.

>>14789477
Holy based.

>>14789533
speak for yourself

She really was a child of the early 2000s huh?

>>14789643
yes she's a hag

>>14789558
*take it away and didn´t clean up after themselves.

>>14789678
do your roommate reps

>>14789567
You think a jap is brave enough to nanpa her with aggressive techniques?

>>14789331
KariP...

>>14789678
I fucking wish. Unfortunately she's only a cake.

>>14789643
She's 6 years younger than me, Anon.

Let's fuck her up with vodka

>>14789687
I did, and she's a hag

>>14789720
How old are you anon? I'm interested in you

>>14789620
Come on now don't be shy. Other herebeats have it worse

itt, anon courting death.

that $5 dono was one of you

>>14789720
>>14789755
I think she's what, 24-25? I'm becoming an ojisan at nearly 30 so I know your feel.

>Humming ぽ
Holy based, she did her holo reps.

>>14789788
>that $5 dono was one of you
Well of course, it was TonyBones

>>14788706
>>14788713
>No "I'm shitfaced"
C'mon, Mori. You're supposed to be teaching viewers the REAL English

>>14789018
White Russian

>>14789643
I mean, she's only a few years older than me if my math is correct.

>>14789756
haha, I'd at least try to be classy, myself. if I can't pull it off (maybe I'm having a bad day) I'll try to be funny at the least. if she chuckles a little I'll have a good idea how well the rest of the encounter will go.

>>14789801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGHL_7GX26Q

>>14789801
I think she is 25, Kiara is a year older and she turned 26 this summer

>>14789868
Shut up shark.

I wonder if jp bros actually understand these phrases, I feel like she's not giving many Japanese examples

>>14789868
Her grandpa voice is so cute

>Oh no...I hope you don't choose the one hard liquor option I'm including every time
Yeah she's actually an alcoholic

you finally got the chance to flirt with Mori and you're cocking it up
What the fuck deadbeats

>>14789018
5 cans of Steel Reserve 211, please!

We need to make her a long island.

>>14789931
Hey, not her fault greynames are idiots.

She's not including any mixers or water or the option to add ice...

>>14789868
This clip made me feel out of place and disincluded as a 31 year old male.

CHOOSE PICKLE, COME ON!!

Will she actually mix this for herself?

>>14789937
Greynames are complete and utter morons.

>>14789974
She just wants an excuse to drink the same exact drink she has been for weeks

>you're my good deadbeats
why does it confuse my pp when she says this

>>14789997
she's already drinking tequila, vodka, and rum. The least we could do is make it sweet.

AHHHHHHHHH HER HAPPY VOICE GRABS ME BY THE HEART AND YANKS IT LIKE A DOG ON A LEASH

>>14790031
She just needed coke and gin and you at least have a halfway decent cocktail.

>>14789956
>Start the thread by worrying about greys being too horny/weird for our boy
>End the thread by worrying about greys taste in alcohol
It's ironic yet completely expected

>>14789945
where did you get this picture of me

Fucking greynames ruined our chance

She's very cute when begging

God I fucking hate greynames.

>>14790105
imagine how she begs in the bedroom...

>>14788120
Yeah, but the last time was like a decade ago. She broke my heart and I gave up on relationships for a long time

>>14789945
I have that exact same fan and the scruff

Imagine how one of these would go if by some miracle all of the joke/ironic answered lost.

Considering it was literally just going to be the 3rd Strongest drink, no coke at least shakes it up

So when is some hornybeat gonna edit her countdowns into a JOI video?

>>14790007
I doubt she will, kek.

>>14790144

>>14790214
They'd be missing out on serious views if not

>>14788120
I don't even know how that works, so no.

will we ever find out what mori milk tastes like?

>>14790298
That's my privilege

>>14790207
What's the recipe for 3rd strongest drink? Maybe I'll try making it.

Can't believe she had to trick the stupid kids just to get some drinkable

>>14788120
I guess?

>>14790358
Kek, she had to rig it because she needed coke in there.

>>14790298
Eggnog

>>14790334
1 shot of vodka, rum, gin, tequila, triple sec, and sweet and sour mix. shake. serve on two shots of coke and a lemon slice

>>14790320
>Mori wanted to be a cowgirl, but she was the cow all along

Thank fuck she salvaged the situation, so our chance isn't completely ruined. I'm still fucking mad at greys though.

>>14790334
It's literally what chat just "voted" on
This manipulative bitch...

>>14790298
strawberry milk

ᵈᶦˢᵗᵃnᵗ ᵐᵒʳᶦ

>>14790320
fuck off fetusbeat

WHY IS SHE IN THE KITCHEN IM SCARED

>>14788120
Yeah ur mum lole

>>14790401
still missing a few things, but its pretty close

How many noise complaints does Mori get?

I want to hold distant Mori closely in a loving embrace

>>14790298
I'll make sure to let the rest of you know.

>you will never hear mori's distant singing on a sunday morning while she makes you both breakfast
AAAAAAAAA

>>14790447
Come on man, that's just embarassing. You just outed yourself as one of the tourists

what are you all doing with your lives since Mori ruined other women for you?
I don't know what to do anymore

>>14790298
I'd rather find out what Mori honey tastes like. Lick it up straight from the source, right from her dripping honeypot. I had a dream about it last night. I kept licking her honey pot and she'd lick my leaking thing and then we'd kiss and mix up the flavors with our tongues.

>>14790447
Doesn't she live in a forest now? Not trolling / doxxbeating, I recall her saying something about being surrounded by woods.

>>14790510
Raping forest in the forest...

>>14790447
None. Her room is sound-proofed, as said by Calli herself.

>>14790510
she said she lives in a sort of bunker, that's all I know. And she has the cicada neighbour lady

You fags better vote Bog Water

>>14790496
You have to be 18 to post on 4chan.

>>14790492
Mori didn't ruin other women for me. I'm just not looking for anyone at the moment

If you vote for Bog Water I will kill you

>>14790556
Oh I'm not gonna give this cursed drink the honor of being "The Dead Beat"

>>14790556
Bog Water it is, then.

>>14790556
>>14790587
The duality of skeleton

she's so drunk

>>14790392
Thanks, that sounds like a lot of alcohol I'll have to buy.

Why Can't I vote both Mori?

>>14786279
>>14786422
>>14786589
>>14788769
Reminder to bog beats that only you can put in the effort to leave.

>think of something but don't write it
>1 min later someone writes it and it makes her explode with laughter

>>14790627
nah, she's fine

>>14790627
>he thinks our boy gets drunk this easily
How new ?

>>14789018
Water

>>14790663
99% is in the timing, bro

>>14790676
>implying she didn't come to work drunk already

>>14790474
I'm mainly a Teamate who drops into Calli's streams when she is live because she's generally streaming during my work day.

HOOORRREEEES SHIT! Calli Menu!?!?!?

>>14790663
And they say deadbeats aren't a hivemind.

>>14789145
"Have you heard of the high elves"

So the "days she can't drink on" on was self-imposed or she just doesn't care anymore?

just wondering. If any bartendorbeats could make a "Deadbeat" drink, what would be in it?

>>14790492
My true oshi died years ago, so I'm good to go

>>14790744
She's not pregnant (today).

>>14790747
milk

Love my awkward bartender/musical producer/rapper/reaper wife

>>14790702
Ogey.

>>14790721
I wonder if we'll be able to make non-alcoholic versions of the drinks. It's usually an option with the drinks at my workplace.

>>14790705
She has fully soundproofed her streaming/recording room and lives in a self-described bunker

>learning english for 20 minutes
>then 30 minutes getting this bitch drunk
Nice "lesson"

>>14790773
I’ll be back…

>>14790559
what about that post indicates I'm not over 18? I'm probably older than you. You must be very low test to have such a pathetic libido that you don't want to drink from Mori's sticky water fountain.

>>14790773
She actually is, poor fetusbeat...

>>14790814
The fact that you decided to respond to him instead of leaving it be.

How are you, deadbeats?

>>14790492
Find your own Mori anon

>>14790747
Whiskey and coke without any measurements. Basically order a large coke and drink it halfway and pour in whiskey until it tastes tolerable

>>14790858
i'm half-baked

>>14790858
Its 11:30am, man.

Even if I did drink, its way too early.

>>14789477
God I love that JAV kissing. This post definitely describes what I'd do to her.

>>14790858
I'm enjoying my tea and doing pixel art

>Mori sees her oshi at some hole in the wall bar in Japan
>pretends to be tipsy so he'll take her home
>nip herbivore man is terrified of this giant gaijin woman who has had too much alcohol
>Mori has to go home and masturbate while crying alone

>>14790858
pretty good. stayed up late to watch her bar date stream. but it's cool because it's my weekend anyway so no harm done. Yourself?

>>14790858
Remembering how much I hate alcohol

>JP only stream probably next month
Looking forward to it, it's been months

>>14790858
Horny.

>>14790867
I did, I'm watching her on my computer right now

>>14790923
Many such cases

ooohhhh

>Mass collabs incoming
KINO!

>>14789477
Has my "I wanna tonguekiss Mori" post from the other day inspire this?

imagine these two teaching Eigo together

>>14790932
I'm working on a piece of mori fanart with her dress but I know I will fuck up drawing the background and I have <10 followers on twitter so Mori will never see it

>>14791010
I'd show up to every lesson.

>still can't get over her 1-on-1 JP collab autism
Mori...you're good enough at JP to do it without a "translator"...

real talk
how is she so lovely

>atashi ganbarimasu
This girl is cute..

>>14790858
I'm okay, thanks. How about you ?

>>14791071
Adding on...I'm not complaining about her including the EN members, just was hoping she'd get good personal time to talk with her student

>>14791025
I wouldn't worry about that too much. you'll get there one day bro.

Man I NEED this BGM.

>>14791010
Jesus Christ, those Mori thighs

Anyone know the bgm? Dova syndrome?

>>14791097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9Om5ROOM0o

>>14791025
You afraid of posting it here or something?

>Mori forcing unity streams to happen
This bitch is too powerful

>>14790867
>still believing there is your own Mori out there
I realized long time ago that Mori is one of a kind.

>>14791071
She said she'd do it with multiple en girls anon, not just ina or kiara

>>14791097
She can go from >>14791156 to picrel in seconds

Damn this track's ao good for jamming to.

>>14791156
>>14791206
Get you a girl who can do both

>>14790936
>hates alcohol
>loves Mori
that's like hating dogs and falling in love with a werewolf

>>14791195
Prefacing this with the fact that I like them, but I can absolutely see the first two guests being Kiara and IRyS and them just taking over the teaching as soon as Mori gets nervous

>>14791254
>hate alcohol, rap, big tits
>love Mori
why is my brain like this

>>14791286
>hate big tits

Nigga, are you gay?

>>14791266
Why are you like this? Kys, literally. How are you not filtered already jfc

>>14791254
I just can't stand the taste, anon. I've tried so many different kinds of drinks and can never get past a few sips.
Mori is a top tier cute dork, so I like her a lot, even if she isn't my main girl

>>14791190
T. Bogbeat
You're not being the person Mori knows you can be.

>>14791254
Humans are illogical beings, anon.

>>14791254
i hate tattoos and i love mori and i'm honestly just terrified of someone breaking the news to me

>>14791287

>Mori reached out first to get closer to JP senpais
Holy shit, who is this woman? Mori 2.0 is too powerful.

>>14791343
Have you tried makgeolli? It's kinda sweet and very easy to drink. Tastes like juice but that's the dangerous part

>>14791365
What did you mean by this? You sound like you don't know.

>>14791301
Don't hate, I just get off on sucking pettan nips.

>>14791254
>hates alcohol
>loves Mori
It's Kiara!

>>14790867
an impossible task anon, Mori is simply on a different level compared to everyone else. Closest getting to her is finding a tomboy, but I know how hard those are to find and even harder finding one that's not lesbo or shit. Mori is the only one that's perfect.

>Ironmouse
Nice
>Shadowverse
oof

>more Mouse
>More Shadoba
what a monkey's paw

>>14791422
don't know what

>>14791343
Same. I also just never felt the need to drink. I only got drunk exactly once (and even then, I'm not sure if I was legitimately drunk or if it was some kind of nocebo effect in play) and that's enough for me.

I feel like once you've been on a bender, you've been on all of them, know what I mean ?

>>14791447
Sometimes you gotta suffer for what you like, hopefully they can banter a bit while playing...

>>14791481
Roommate reps

yay/damn

>>14791417
I think I just have an aversion to alcohol. Just the other day I tried out a really sweet rum, but it just tasted like medicine to me. I've tried out wine, beer, whiskey, etc, but they all just taste really bad.

>>14791462
it's been too long since the last shadowverse so I don't mind it. In between the times they strategize they'll probably talk

>>14791481
nigga...

>>14791437
>Kiara being /here/
Oh please, like that would ever happen.

>>14791481
>>14791511
>>14791549
Is Mori some huge fan of Boondock Saints or something? That shit is seriously, monumentally chuuni.

>>14791447
>>14791462
Her last shadoba streams post training were pretty fun to watch. I find it more entertaining than doom desu

>>14791490
Yeah, I understand what you mean. I know that I get flirty whenever I go under the effects of drugs, but that's only because I started hitting on the nurses when I went to get my wisdom teeth removed.

>>14791564
Have you not seen the watchalong?

>>14791603
No, actually. Oh god it really is a chuuni as fuck Boondock Saints tattoo. Holy shit, Mori.

>>14791266
Kneel faggot. She literally said the goal was to warm up the en girls to the jp girls. Certainly kiara and irys are the ones that need that the most right? Kek, kys fag

>>14791439
t. Bogbeat

>>14791551
>like that would ever happen
Yeah, there's no way Kiara is here, that's why she'll never know how much I want to violate her while Mori watches.

>burning money on assets
Mori..... get a broker or put some of it in a hedge fund....please....

>>14791736
she's deep into goat coin

>>14791598
>I get flirty whenever I go under the effects of drugs
Kek, my ex (who I'm still FWB with) is also like that when she drinks (it kinda helps that she's French lol).

Oh, did I mention that she's the one who proclaimed herself as my girlfriend to all of our mutual friends ? And even when sober and before we started dating she was hitting on me in the lewdest way possible ? Yup.

Stop trying to pressure the Stars in Mori...some of them are flat-out terrified

>>14791780
She spent it all on NFaTs

>>14791780
Dumb Chunni sold all her Banana coins though, She's doomed DOOMED

>>14791880
Can't blame her, there are some good ones out there

>>14791886
>Banana coin is going to crash
>Hold onto them though
I'm starting to suspect HoloFinance doesn't know what it's talking about...

>>14791910
This Ame is worth 30,000$

>>14791954
plz dont screenshot

>>14791977
THE PERFECT CRIME

>>14791817
God I wish that were me.

>>14792129
you sunava bitch

Mori stop lying, I've seen you in /#/

Fuck you AO. Find a new person to exploit.

Oh she read the birthday boy supa

>>14792131
It's kind of a mixed bag, really. Especially when her best friend got involved (even doing shit like sending me picrel in a group chat with mutual friends of ours and saying, I shit you not "Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt you."), which my ex was cool with for some reason. She's still trying to get in my pants even to this day.

After what happened to korone I'm not sure if I'm supposed to hate risunabeats or nor anymore..

>>14792290
He knows he is nothing without Mori, please understand.

>>14791817
literally who asked? blogposting normalfag redditor

No Mori! You can’t say that!

>>14791447
>>14791462
Mouse is wack, connor