/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Brap

>>14773520
This one. At least isn’t not early

>>14773520
Wait a second, that Kronii...

imagine filling your cereal bowl with kronii's vaginal secretions every morning, instead of disgusting cow milk

>>14773520
Itadakimasu

I MISS FAUNA

I love Ina!

https://poal.me/cs3zuj
https://poal.me/cs3zuj
https://poal.me/cs3zuj

Yura LOVE!

I love Mori!

A fairly light day on the EN side of things but there were still really wonderful streams either way!
>Songs released today
Kanata really knocked this cover out of the park today, using that super cool ikemen voice of hers to take on and conquer the song called Ashura-chan. It's so groovy and funky and Kanata just really went all out and produced an incredibly high quality product for us to enjoy. That's why you should give it tons and tons of streams if you haven't yet, you owe to yourself to do so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8j49duZjwc
>Some highlights for today
Korone came back! Except not really! This was basically a stream to talk about what's been going on and how things will be moving further. She's still taking time to heal and it's a pretty serious ailment that has befallen her body that'll take a few years to heal fully. She says that she's taking her pain meds as prescribed and will be adjusting how she streams and the likes, but still it was fun seeing and hearing from Korone after so long. Let's hope our doggo comes back at full strength sooner than usual!
Did you know that Watame and Botan went on a date together and you weren't invited? Cause that's what happened. They came back all refreshed and overjoyed with their stream today and talked all about it. They probably even held hands as they walked through various locations? You jealous? Yeah you are.
Nene and Shion also had an offcollab but they were being absolutely adorable little kids enjoying a lovely takoyaki party and joking around. The stream was incredibly fun and you can tell they're pretty great friends.
Chloe, Lui and La+ all gathered together on this fine day to play some Ultimate Chicken Horse! This stream proved that without a doubt, both La+ and Chloe are absolutely abhorrent at video games, choosing the inferior and hardest paths to reach their goal constantly instead of trying something different. Lui proved that she's someone who gets frustrated at not beating something so she'll grind and grind and grind until she can flawlessly execute maneuvers. She's one Holo to watch out for when it comes to tournaments.
The Hololive Talent Shirakami Fubuki went Shiny hunting for a Golden Magikarp today. She was at it for a mere five hours today. She was unsuccessful. Please give her the goddamn Gold Fish, why are you tormenting her like this /hlgg/?
Finally Haachama has returned to Minecraft EN mania! She was all smug and did an evil laugh as soon as she touched EN soil and then was immediately accosted by an Enderman and mugged of her possessions. It was a pretty kino opening. After that she went off and is now building a wonderful tower on an unnamed mountain and it was a pretty fun stream.
You can tell Kiara's a Gacha veteran because as soon as the stream started, she was already done with the tutorial and already spent about $400 to obtain all those sweet discounted gems in order to roll for all the cute girls. The rolls were...sort of painful but then she revealed her roster that she obtained off screen and she literally has basically all the meta units and this lucker Phoenix got away with her SSStier Luck once again.
Iroha's Duolingo stream was really nice. She's got actually decent pronunciation and flew through the Beginner Stage of the Green Bird's test. If she keeps doing her reps, she'll be A-chan tier in no time de gozaru.
Kronii was kroping hardcore today as she feasted upon the spicy noodles of fire and was in between the realms of "This isn't so bad." and "Wow these noodles are providing the purest form of harapan right now." Her supachat/zatsudan reading after the hour of consuming the noodles was incredible and proves that Kronii's most energetic and hilarious when she's in constant pain. Which is a problem you know? Maybe?
Fauna did it! She managed to finally take out that disgusting Evelynn and obtain the bad ending because she didn't choose to save her wife like some kind of WEIRDO! With the help of Bae at her side providing acapella tension music, Fauna can now safely say that she beat RE7. Now it's Bae's turn and Bae's absolutely terrified. It's going to be great.
Did you know that you also still have some great streams on right now, with Aruran popping heads for fun in Apex and Temmya continuing on with his journey in Girl's Side.
>Upcoming Big Streams
Well in an hour you've got the complete SEXY duo of Mel and Choco coming together to talk and announce something and lord knows what'll happen during it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnqmkubT1n8
You also have a big ole Holo X collaboration as the five of them will be playing Among Us! It's the perfect game to see just how well Chloe's good at hiding her murderous intent and how many times La+ will be stabbed first for being a dork! A definite stream to catch!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgpQZtLpEKA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G98aauLfyJc
Lots of great streams also happened other than those mentioned, so which ones were your highlights /hlgg/?

I've been thinking..... I'm becoming Lamy

Do you think Kronii's toilet is doing okay?

This will be your Oshi next

fuck Laplus

>>14778282
I am no longer coping
Here's Polka!

>do they still play with it?

>>14778454
off-topic, go back

>>14778450
she's fine its a korean passive

Nene sex!

>>14778454
Times like these I'm glad my oshi is a massive lesbian

mumei stream in 30 minutes

This is Kronii's cleaning lady in a few hours.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoosDkbEQBQ

How strong is Ayame? do you think Flare could take her?

Meimei a cute!

>>14778387
>Watching this made me realize, Ame kinda talks like a child
Oshi reflects the fanbase.

The 2view experience...

did ame die

>>14778454
What's this?

>>14778454
Wrong, she only gets wet for Shien

>1,500 posts and 300 images is a perfect ratio for VTuber threads!

ice cream sanwich

Why is Nene so unsexy?

Thanks meidos.

>>14778465
Wrong thread >>>/jp/hololive

>>14778525
hand that over

>>14778522
Right? It should go back to 2000 posts.

>>14778509
What did I miss? What's up with the sudden and random shitposting with Ame and that homo?

https://twitter.com/amanekanatach/status/1471755392434970634
https://twitter.com/amanekanatach/status/1471755392434970634
https://twitter.com/amanekanatach/status/1471755392434970634
https://twitter.com/amanekanatach/status/1471755392434970634
https://twitter.com/amanekanatach/status/1471755392434970634
https://twitter.com/amanekanatach/status/1471755392434970634

>>14778529
You shut up right now!

>>14778444
I kind of miss seeing those threads...

I miss Ame...

>>14778465
If you insist.

I'm thinking that Rushia is meant for sex

kek why the fuck does this come up in these results?

>>14778529
I dunno but I still want to have sex with her

>>14778544
Not today, shitbird, that Ice Cream Sammy is MINE!

>>14778554
why do you think she hasn't been streaming much lately? she's on a sex trip with shien right now

>>14778554
nothing in particular she was just gushing over his 3D concert a while ago

>>14778442
I am looking forward to the holox collab but I am not sure how 5 people can do amongus

>>14778574

>>14778554
>sudden
Ame tweeted about his 3D debut just like she did for gen 5 3Ds (lots of spam). She also likes fanart of Shien from time to time, its clearly ger favorite design of holostar.
Thats it, anything more than that is shitposting.

>>14778586
>Not today, shitbird
the fuck did I do

>>14778574
She is for Pekora

>>14778578
search it on incognito and it'll be normal results

>casts ultimate Become spell

>>14778578
>algorithm associates peko with anime
>pain is associated with one of the most popular scenes in one of the biggest animes of all time
I don't know.

Things I would do to this ass...

>>14778603
>favorite design
she obviously likes more than just his design

>>14778522
Blame idiots like yourself that think every post needs some kind of anime character reaction to their thoughts, like how a fucking child would use emojis or something.

Come home, shark girl. To me.

>>14778578

Holos for this feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPTCq3LiZSE

>hololive
>no one fucking me live
im gonna rope myself

https://youtu.be/kPTmnNTzqRU?t=11656
the vod is back up but with the ending edited out

>>14773520
All I can think about is kimchi and spicy noodles.

>>14778625
Cover it with a blanket so she doesn't get a cold while sleeping? How thoughtful anon!

>>14778632
I mean she can't speak or understand Japanese and didn't do her reps to understand his streams like a big fan would, so..

>>14778632
His personality is pretty great, I agree. Chuuni dorks are the best.

>>14778362
Ame uptalks, has a slight lisp?(I think), and ends some words with an "a"
Huh, interesting. Kinda cute too. Would be a shame if someone were to take notes and shapeshift into Ame

What's up with /hlgg/'s hostility towards Bae lately?

Extra ironic since /hlgg/ always gets mad about 5ch hating polka for "being loud" mirror I guess

>>14778442
Good night, friend! I really enjoyed Sora and Haachama's minecraft streams this morning. Iroha's duolingo was pretty good too and it was great to see Korone again. Now I've got to dive into Kronii's stream.

>>14778646
Weak.

every time your oshi takes a break she’s having my kid

>>14778224
Takos are the only mascot that represent their fanbase...

>>14778684
Its just anons sexually frustrated that they can't fuck her tight asshole

>>14778645
Chiara

>>14778684
bae is the en polka

I miss Ame

I WANT TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH POLKA AND CLOWNPIECE SO BADLY BROS. I WANT TWO CLOWNS SLOBBERING ON MY COCK AS THEY HONK HONK MY BALLS. AHHHHHH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE BROS.

>>14778614
it was on incognito dude

>>14778533
>global thread
>can't talk about Japanese chuubas

nani the fuck

>>14778454
They're smarter than that. Any kind of reaction from them is most likely done in private on their discord.

>>14754895
>>14760669
>actually forgets Kiara exists during the stream itself

>>14778684
Pekora tell her to shut up and she comply

>>14778603
>>14778632
If you use her likes as something serious, then she just likes almost everyone in Holo.

>>14778701
same reason I hate my sister, that anon the other day was right about her annoying little sister vibe

>>14778684
>polka
>bae
why do people hate the script writer's friends....

>>14778603
Why do Teamates always conveniently forget that Ame is a self-professed fujo? She more than definitely watches the homos.

>>14778712
Get ready to miss her a lot in 2022. The girls (Mori in particular) already call her "producer" and Ame already accepted that role.

>>14778727
Holy mother of ESL.

>>14778684
She's in every fucking stream

Sometimes I wonder if my YouTube comments are too creepy...

>>14778746
I have found that the vast majority of "fans" here don't watch their supposed oshi, much less actually know anything about them.

I think people just want someone to be their imaginary girlfriend.

>>14778753
What?

What the fuck, there's no midnight Mumei stream?

>>14778746
>teammates.

>>14778746
She's an entry tier fujo. Theres a much bigger fujo in EN (Bae)

>>14778362
this way of speaking was very notable in the first few months, it slightly rubbed off on Gura.

>>14778768
Well good news, there's a website that catalogs all the chat comments you've made for easy search and shaming.

>Yagoo liked, retweeted, quote-retweeted this, and then pinned the quote retweet on his personal twitter
https://twitter.com/seaocean01251/status/1456097325567262724
What the fuck did he mean by this?

>>14778768
leaving comments is creepy in general, the only way to not opera creepy is to remain silent and avoid attention. If your oshi and people around you don’t even know you exist then you’re not creepy

>>14778746
>>14778728
>>14778632
>>14778603
>>14778601
>>14778554
>>14778789
BOSSU IS NOT A WHORE

>>14778684
shaddup

beach

>>14778792
Eventually everyone will develop the Ame dialect

>>14778807
true, Whores charge, Bossu gives it up for free.

>>14778776
>>14778746
The better question is why does everyone assume every fanbase is some hivemind?

You're posting on the fastest general in all of 4chan, with THOUSANDS of people rotating in and out every day. The person you reply to one thread will be replaced by someone else the next, save for some dedicated schizos.

>>14778753
All her breaks had nothing to do with producing though

>>14778588
>Shien
>Ever having sex
He's too cool for that, he's just going to YOSH~ himself out of any situation.

>>14778746
Do you know how much I want a fujo gf? People used to hate on them (and still do) but degenerate yaoi shippers are a million times better than the twitter zoomer girls who want all anime to have zero fanservice of men or women.

You think she's still shitting right now?

>>14778684
>/hlgg/'s hostility
A few schizophrenics isn't the entire thread shut the fuck up retard

>>14778640
You will never touch another holo ever again!

the absolute limit. She is more creative than every member of Hololive EN, more creative than every member of Hololive ID, and more creative than every other member of Hololive JP(except for her, since she is a member of Hololive JP). She's more creative than everybody else COMBINED. These are facts, not feelings, and they don't care about yours.

>>14778836
yeah, on my face

>>14778812
Kek Pekora should collab with EN more. She would tell every single EN to shut up and she will not hold back

>>14778846
Damn dude I like mori too but that's a little dramatic

>>14778818
>You're posting on the fastest general in all of 4chan
lmao

>Cuckposting hours
I'm out

>>14773520
https://files.catbox.moe/i02spu.png

>>14778846
Did your post get cut off there Ben Shapirochama?

>>14778846
Yeah, because Ame is a Hololive producer now.

>>14778867
Mori does not have enough Japanese biomatter in her to qualify as Japanese

>>14778875
Literally fact. The runners up like genshin/FFXIV generals in /vg/ still are significantly slower on average save for very rare spikes.

>>14778878
polm tree lmao

>>14778846
I asked

>>14778892
Anons would you buy Ame's album?

>>14778768
Has Fauna never hearted your comments?

>>14778875
I mean it is, which ones would be faster?

>>14778818
>general

>>14778818
I never said anything about a hivemind. I said most people are shit, and that's true.

>>14778878
polmao

>>14778875
go back

>>14778863
Gura wants to, but I fear she would get absolutely dominated Mori/Coco style

>>14778902
What features does it have?

>>14778820
Why lie

>>14773520
what is that supposed to mean? why she said dig in?

>>14778902
Photo album? You bet.

>>14778875
He's right though, /hlgg/ IS the fastest general on 4chan.
This thread alone is usually faster than most boards, and sometimes even faster than the entirety of /pol/ and /b/.

>>14778836
In the ring of fire

>>14778836
imagine how itchy her asshole will be

>>14778937
Reminder that the post limit is 1500 because we hit 2000 every thread and the software couldn't handle it.

>hololive productions
>nobody is producing live content
sugoi...

Never forget

Gura Umaru watchalong when?
Please Gura, I need an excuse to wear the hood.

>>14778934
What examples would you give me? The last ones were to visit her family and we don't know anything about this one other than the fact that she was using her mobile setup.

>>14778959
kronii eating spicy noodles to kill off her pinworms!

Thoughts?

Mio is hella fine

It's dead hours, people are cuckposting and graduate doomposting, but this week had A LOT of really good collabs, you should check them out if you missed any:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnX6LW-payQ
https://youtu.be/iLg8GmSv6_o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UK8YFUy8ALI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8KuImbP5pE

Honorable mention despite it not being collab - You have to watch this stream to properly appreciate how fucking gross Ina is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHqPFAIxqbM

>>14778768
Are you that Orion guy I see in like every stream I watch

>>14778966
>and the software couldn't handle it.
Was that the reason? I remember wondering why they changed it one day and never really got a straight answer.

>>14779002
Hmmm.....

>>14773520
I hate kronii

Finally, now that this is done I can sleep

>>14778928
Obviously unity so a ton of holos are featuring
Tracks include
1. Off the meds ft. Anon
2. Reaper in a red dress ft. Kiara
3. Deadbeats in paris ft. Bonebros
and so many more

>>14779010
No, it was to have less survey posting because it was still 300 images per thread with 2k posts instead of 1.5k

>>14778966
No you retard it was changed because the image limit was always hit absurdly early and the image limit could not be changed

jesas you guys really just make up random shit whenever you feel like huh?

>>14778981
>we don't know anything about this one
This one is as long as it is because she's working on so-called 'cool' things, as per her member's post. The trick is that usually when she does this, she doesn't call it a break, but a "light week."

>>14779029
That's what I thought, the server not being able to handle it didn't really make sense to me.

>>14778684
Unironically?
Her yelling hurts my brain.
As long as she's mellow like in that MC stream, I've no problem with her.

>>14778522
No, 2000 posts and 150 images please.

>>14779032
No, I'm just going senile.

Ceres Fauna is good for literally only one thing

>>14778684
But I like Bae.

>>14779066
stay strong chumbud

>>14779040
She was already working on those projects weeks ago while she was streaming normally and wasn't on a mobile setup. You are giving that last fact way too little credit.

>>14779067
Streaming, yes

Been gone for a bit
Any Ame news?

If you could immediately learn perfect Japanese but had to live in Japan for the rest of your life while still being a white blonde-haired titan(to Japanese people at least), would you? Your money/job situation or w/e remains roughly the same, just japanese

Welcome home, anon.

>>14777931
hoop earrings are a must, just need a good piece of art to use for it. clit and navel piercings are next, then maybe few more ear studs, and then we get into more extreme piercings, but that's a ways off yet. I'm particularly hoping anons in the thread come up with other creative ways to corrupt and whoreify Ame, because I'm sort of a one-track mind (or two track I guess, tattoo and piercings). So far good suggestions have been a tan, a separate kind of tally mark to track something like pregnancies, and (pie-in-the-sky for my current skills) a condom belt.

>>14777953
>>14778202
I'm making her whorish, yeah, but I'm not making her whorish cause I hate her, not at all. She sent a specific message in her outfit reveal stream, I'm just responding naturally to it. She probably quite enjoys this process, assuming she's around to see it.

Stage 1 Ame
https://files.catbox.moe/krlg0s.png
Stage 2 Ame
https://files.catbox.moe/1ox1zr.png

bonus: Anon's contribution of tanline stage 2
https://files.catbox.moe/hkc5iz.png

If Ame doesn't stream tomorrow I will rape a chumbud.

>>14779033
you do realize pic rel is often used in tandem with her most infamous rrat, right?

>>14779070
ROBERU IS NOT A WHORE

>>14779074
>weeks ago while she was streaming normally
Weeks ago she was not streaming normally, she can barely handle two consecutive weeks of streaming normally anymore. Check those dates again.

>>14779078
Ame is being chased by time demons and glowies hence the shitty setup

>the Hololive girls will be secretly glad that people are seething at NijiEN males for all of the shit they get from people for being female Vtubers

Gura
>Bufu skills, fast, gets aoe moves early, random battle buster, speed buffs

Ina
>Garu skills, high int, gets mind charge, stat debuffs

Kiara
>agi moves, gets heals, slow, def buffs

Ame
>elec moves, high crit rate, phys moves (gun), atk buffs

Mori
>good phys moves, but useless light/dark/almighty death moves that are expensive/shit. gets power charge for her phys moves

>DLC
IRyS
>gets heals and ALL buffs, all status effect moves like marin karin/sexy dance

>>14779086
Nice but that's a horrible tan edit.

>>14779070
oh my

>>14779081
Sure, better than my current situation. The only major difference is that it'll be an extra hurdle to get any guns that I could have here, but not impossible.

>>14779104
Only one way out

>>14779092
not the rrats

JWU, had to go to bed after Kiara. How was Kronii?

>>14779070
nice

>>14779081
>disarmed almost completely
>but moved closer to any real goods I'd want anyway
sounds fine by me

>>14779111
>elec moves, high crit rate, phys moves (gun), atk buffs
That's just Adachi.

>>14779103
She mentioned it after coming back from thanksgiving which was weeks ago already unless you just want to argue about semantics because you have no argument whatsoever? Enjoy the last (you)

>>14779141
She literally talked about shitting for over an hour.

Honestly a super good stream, it kind of feels like she's FINALLY breaking out of her shell

>>14779086
e-mailed to your mom

>>14779105
Anon, you're off you medication again

>>14779070
Fuck my ears

>>14779086
BASED

>>14779081
>Your money/job situation or w/e remains roughly the same, just japanese
>making NA/EU money
>living in Asia with Asian cost of living
I pity the fools who are not yet aware of this real life cheat code.

>>14779086
Keep up the good work. Add a navel piercing and maybe a clit one too.

>>14778678
>Would be a shame if someone were to take notes and shapeshift into Ame
It's only a shame if you don't suck my dick while accurately roleplaying as Ame, easy fix

just jacked off did i miss anything

>>14779187
Japan is not cheap anon

>>14779130
>>14779157
>hesitation about leaving your guns behind
It's funny because I know you're American when you say this so it's funny for that reason but it's also funny because I am also American and feel the same way
It feels weird realizing that I choose to be a stereotype

>>14779040
People also have to remember that Ame's birthday is coming up in less than a month so she's also busy with that.

>>14779168
Jesas. Chicken really did a number on her huh?
I kid, welp
>No Kiara stream today.
I guess I'll watch it when I get home from work. Thanks mate

>>14779081
I'm gonna have to smuggle guns and goldfishes but that shouldn't be too bad
how tiny are nips anyway?

>>14779081
Hell fucking no.
Although I love japanese culture, the work culture / social pressure over there is a nightmare.
I don't want to turn into another mindless salaryman + general gaijin "whitupigu go homu" debuff.

>Mumei inclining
>Kronii inclining
The Council incline came much sooner than I thought. Who's next?

>>14779070
Should've used the moaning clip instead.

>>14779081
yea the western world is over

I dunno what the fuck Kiara did to Kronii (maybe IRyS too) but it suddenly feels like she's finally becoming a good streamer.

Maybe I'm just hope-posting, her streams are getting noticeably better

>do y'all ever wake up, drink your morning coffee, go to your battle station, boot up your, computer, open youtube dot com, search ceres fauna ch. on youtube, go to fauna's channel, find no new streams or vods for you to watch and think to yourselves
>man....i miss fauna...UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>this is what it feels like to drive the new ford F150

>>14779225
And I actually like my country in the first place.

>>14779206
That's why you should be smart during job negotitations, using the "it'd be extremely hard for me to live far away from my family and friends" pity excuse to get better rates.

>>14779166
>after coming back from thanksgiving which was weeks ago
2.5 weeks ago, from then until now is a tiny sample size to examine and she's already taken another week off. The point is that moving forward, streaming will be lower priority.
>>14779211
She was busy with it last year too.

>>14779235
Spoon feed a brotha

>>14779210
That stereotype only recently became a "bad" thing, doesn't really bother me too much.

>>14779187
brainlet post

Honestly what the actual fuck is WRONG with Mumei???

>>14779221
>The average height of 17-year old Japanese men is 170.7cm (5’6”) and 157.8cm (5’1”) for women.

>>14779002
please do not call my ina gross, she's just been busy with priestess duties and finishing the video to her cover
also 11 is a reasonable amount of red bull cans to have lying around AND vacuums are supposed to sound like you're sucking up gravel

>>14779002
>You have to watch this stream to properly appreciate how fucking gross Ina is
>"How bad could it be?"
>
jesas

>>14779264
ogey anon.
stay poor/middle-class.

>>14779259
I was literally about to post it but I don't want you using it for tainting Roberu

>>14779081
As long as my home is bigger than a shoebox like most nip apartments are, then yeah.

>>14779279
Too autistic for her own good

>>14779285
Anon it took her 55 minutes to reach her floor.

And upon finding her recorder that was literally at the bottom of the filth pile she IMMEDIATELY put it in her mouth

>>14779279
She wants you to suffer, you see.

>>14779086
Good stuff
Doesn't Mori's second outfit have her with nice and big gold loops for earrings? Might be able to use those.

Jwu. How was gozaru-chan's eigo study stream?

>>14779252
True but no matter what it's not gonna get you SEA tier living status, it'd be much like what you'd get in NA/EU if you could+did make the same arrangements. Meaning cheap and a good fucking deal, but you're not living like a literal emperor ofc

>>14778442
RIGHT HERE CHOCOMEL FRIEND!
Your oshi sure is cute

>>14779312
She what?!
Well damn, I guess Ina is going to take a few breaks next week

I will watch Watame play Mario kart

>>14778905
Fauna has hearted my comment twice, I drop a comment on every of her stream because I think reading a positive comment would make her happy or at least I hope so...

>>14779256
>she's already taken another week off.
Since when 3 days is a full week?

Male masochism is a mental disorder

>>14779252
japan doesnt need your gaijin ass bad enough to compensate you for missing home

Well, gamers of /hlgg/, go recommend her some good quality RGB gaming keyboard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBjPG7oxqFU
Cat song watch

https://youtu.be/eBjPG7oxqFU

Okayu 'Animal' cover in 3 minutes!

>>14779330
Cute, but unfortunately short and Duolingo-based. Her pronunciation is surprisingly good but that's to be expected since she lived in England for some time. Hopefully the supposed EN learning stream with Mori will be a bit more novel.

>>14779173
I hate this take meds posting. Whatever happened to the good old fashioned way of telling someone to kill themself?

>>14779357
I could recommend her some proper keyboards with numpads.

>>14779003
Nah, who's that? Speaking of people you see in every stream you watch there's this Majin D guy who I hear in every superchat reading stream including Fauna's

>>14779312
She's just like me...
Except the fact that I'm a lazy piece of shit, and that I'm not working on any personal projects when I get back home from work or school.

>>14779282
I'm going to wreack havoc in nipland with my iron and goldfishes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c38Ysu3Nthk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c38Ysu3Nthk

SANA DOKO???

>>14779312
it was (probably) on a stack of books, it's fine to do that
also she said her floor was partially visible, please do not exaggerate

>>14779357
Ducky One 3 TKL
She might like macha color

>>14779357
The only chuuba I know who's a keyboard autist is coomer fish. She should ask her.

>>14779285
11 is way less redbulls/rockstors and coke zero cans I have lying around.

Ina is making me question my "life"style

>>14779389
I like to think there was just an Ina shaped hole on the floor for when she falls asleep in there

>>14779389
She's fucking nasty either way

>>14779357
>numpad-less
Why though? The family computer we had growing up always had a numpad on it since my family worked in accounting. I couldn't imagine my keyboard without a numpad.

>>14779357
I would recommend her my dick

>>14779331
Nah, if you make good money, it's VERY easy to get a lifestyle that 80% mimic an NA/EU one.
Gated communities are awesome and can be way bigger than you think.

>>14779387
Her second dog died.

>>14779081
Nah, despite my country being a piece of shit soon to be chink colony I'd still rather live her than Japan, Japan is too soulless to me if that makes sense, it's hard to explain

>>14778898
>>14778875
49% of all posts made in /vt/ have been made in a /hlgg/ thread. That's... 7.2 million posts since /vt/'s inception, 322 days ago. That means /hlgg/ has maintained an average of 15 posts per minute, 24/7, for almost an entire year. /hlgg/ alone matches the entirety of /trash/, it beats /mu/, /g/, and /jp/.

Not to mention, the /hlgg/ thread predates the entire /vt/ board. In fact, it more or less created the /vt/ board.

>>14778657
Same with 99% of EOP fans of JP girls, yet they still love them

>>14779373
It's just a new way of telling people to kill themselves but in a more painful way since psychiatric medication doesn't actually help people.

>>14779394
reine...

>>14779070
>not fucking her in the ass
cringe

>>14779290
I have it now nigga, and you can't stop my sinful hand.

Ogayus new cover is starting
https://youtu.be/eBjPG7oxqFU

>>14779312
The real shocker is the piles of plates and cans

>>14779415
>Japan is too soulless to me if that makes sense, it's hard to explain
But this is a Japanese company general...

>>14779416
>John Wick 2

i want to sleep but ollies twitter space...

>>14779406
Girls would rather get a miniature computer set for ants than getting a proper desk.

>Hasn't streamed in forever (again)
>No one even notices and continues sperging about Ame or whoever
A blessing and a curse

>>14779415
based SOVL connoisseur

>>14778684
She's unfunny and extremely annoying to me, that's all.

https://youtu.be/eBjPG7oxqFU
okayu's song premiering in a minute. turn on 2x speed to get through the premiere faster than everyong else

>>14779421
>but in a more painful way
No it's the opposite. "Take meds" is a nicer way to tell people to stop being retarded for people who are too nervous to actually tell others on here to kill themself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnqmkubT1n8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnqmkubT1n8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnqmkubT1n8
[Good News]: Mel and Choco are here to help save us from deadhours!

>>14779352
I forgot she did two collabs, though I doubt she'd have inconvenienced herself to stream on those days if there were no prior commitments made.

>>14779244
They had sex.

>>14779429
Give me a minute

I thought girls took care of themselves and their rooms, what the fuck is up with Ina??

>>14779086
that's a shitty tan

>>14779437
>>14779446
protip he's a flip

>>14779473
You thought

>>14779445
She's probably busy. This is a side gig for some people.

>>14779445

>>14779425
Whoops. The funny thing is that Reine is my favorite ID but I rarely have time to watch her streams anymore. I really liked her 12 minutes playthrough a while back though. It's fascinating how many unique scenes she unlocked by accident.

>>14779445
I do miss her streams, just not the Pokemon ones.

>>14778684
>Assburger introverts hate people who are loud and take up space.
>Get mad when a person is loud and takes up space.

Holostars EN would be ruined by the fact that they're going to get flooded by a bunch of dudes with trained streamer voices so they sound deeper. It's the cringiest fucking thing.

>>14779445
How did she get in and not one of the thousands of others applicants...

>>14778684
loud bad and she is not a broken weirdo like the rest of EN

>>14779244
It was a bit b4 Kiara, but she has less inhibitions now

What the fuck is Gura going to do for her meme review

>>14778657
Literally thousands of EOPs watch JP Holos every single day(if not tens of thousands, and definitely that on big days) without understanding any or at least most of what is being said and have been doing this for almost 2 years

>>14779436
Endwalker just came out please understand

>>14779496
review memes

Haha funny cat sing

>>14779488
Quality over quantity.

https://mobile.twitter.com/kanadeizuru/status/1471761827642376200
Yagoo's house of broken girls and boys...

>>14779483
You're going to get more pokemon endurance streams everyday and YOU WILL LIKE IT

>>14779488
Nepotism

>>14779466
anon....think of the consequences

>>14779415
Dunno man, I lived in japan for two years and i’m dying to go back there. I hate Manila

>>14779512
That only raises more questions when you look at other successful applicants.

>>14779105
the only reason people are seething is because they got robbed of burger hat bro and neopolitan cumshot ice cream dude. I fucking knew that rrat was too bad to be true.

Okayu!

>>14779477
>join the biggest vtubing org in the world, a literal guaranteed path to retire at a happy young age
>thousands upon thousands of people applied
>treat it as some side-gig part time job
Cover's hiring of council will forever baffle me

From 1 - 10, how was the spicy Kroni stream?

https://youtu.be/NcgqArxEFF4?t=531

Astel struggling to read a line and then saying Japanese is hard.

>>14779517
I HATE POKEMON I HATE POKEMON I HATE POKEMON

>>14779459
>Be actual Japanese whores
>Still act less whorish than NijiEN when they get a whiff of new cock
I love Japan

>>14779453
90% of the time psychiatric will not improve anything and oftentimes is meant for the benefit of the people around the person and not the person themselves. worse than death

>>14779512
Yet she delivers neither

>>14778803
This is incorrect. If you really loved your oshi then you'd leave a comment on every single stream. Just try to say something witty or funny, or talk about a moment you liked in the stream. No need to be such an autist about it

I AWOKE JUST IN TIME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBjPG7oxqFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBjPG7oxqFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBjPG7oxqFU

>>14779488
Nepotism + She actually have an established career before Hololive so her talents were proven

>>14779473
like half of the girls live in similar or worse conditions, i dunno what to tell you man
ina's the only one who's enough of a dope to (deliberately) provide proof

>>14779445
She was probably send to a concentration camp, she lives in Australia after all

>>14779466
b-based

>>14779531
Napoleon pizza hire please understand.

don't forget

to thank the bUs driver

>>14779519
Nepotism is normally pretty good for hololive

>>14779461
She could have very well cancelled fortnite with Gura but she went through the effort of using a mobile setup.
I might be wrong and we'll hear from her soon but she's probably using this week to get househunting out of the way before the new year.

RATE IT

>>14779531
>a literal guaranteed path to retire at a happy young age
They don't make as much as you think they do. Cover and Youtube eat a lot of it.

I miss zoombie...

>>14779445
I'm really confused about Sana's situation here. At first she seemed like hlgg's favorite council member early on but now she's almost an afterthought. Is it just because of the break?

>>14779526
Didi you even see the Niji threads today? This is the best you can get.

>>14779562
I'll thank the bus driver when you force Ame into an off collab Gura.

>>14779563
wheres bae with her recommendation from ollie

>>14779574
you nailed it, loved her at first but if she isn't going to care it's a little hard to care for her in return

>>14779565
9/10
I just wish some of these modern songs were longer.

>>14779473
Themselves maybe (up to a point), their rooms and other surroundings no

>>14779565
fat catto voice is sex/10

>>14779562
but i dunno how

Did we ever figure out why Cover assassinated her dog?

>>14779515
>fainted from anemia
even the homos are fucking dying

>>14779522
I'm the criminal this world needs,

>>14779563
OkaKoro met FBK and Mio in an arcade, and she saw they were good gamers, so they asked them to join Hololive
They didn't know eachother before that
Or I am being decieved by lore...

Konkapuuu!!

>>14779566
Dude they make as much in a month as a regular job nets you in a whole year.

I'm a lot less attracted to Ina after finding out how much of a slob she is, it's always gonna be in the back of my mind when I think about her.

>>14779568
stay up and archive this for me so i can pass out bro
https://twitter.com/kureijiollie/status/1471662291456200710

[Mel and Choco News] Choco is very quiet

>>14779445
I miss both of them.
But I know what's going on with Sana, while Ame, I don't know the rrats are ranging from her usual pre-event breaks to being chased by time demon disguised as Arizona's Senator & now she needs to cross country to Canada to buy a legendary goat from skinwalker tribes.

>>14779565
My cat's a wonderful singer! As for the song itself, she's sung way better ones. It's not a bad song, but nothing really grabs me and makes it something I'm sure I'll come back to. Maybe it'll grow on me.

>>14779562
But how?

fat cat is an animal!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBjPG7oxqFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBjPG7oxqFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBjPG7oxqFU

What the semen demons doin?

>>14779563
To be fair, IRyS' last identity was already fairly popular from that one cover she did that people actually thought was the original (and her other singing)

SHEEP ON THE TELLY!

>>14779565
Enjoyed it very much/10
Not a new favourite, but it's a straight up solid cover!

>>14779574
Uironically yes. The LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO break killed off any interest many anons have for her. I'd still watch her but only if she's streaming something interesting.

Choco love~

>>14779081
Actually would be a huge boost to my career since I could go work as an international capacity at someone like Shimadzu.

Why does Watame sound like shes talking into a pillow?

>>14779565
I enjoyed her singing.

>>14779602
iirc, Mio was friends with OkaKoro in the nico days and they just met again in the arcade

>>14779563
Pekora was already kinda popular before she joined Hololive anyway...

>>14779608
Weak.

>>14779118
>>14779475
To be fair, an anon whipped it up in like ten minutes on a whim. It certainly indicates the value of a proper tan edit

>>14779172
pretty sure hell's mailservers bounce :(

>>14779191
already on the cards, plus follow-up labial piercings. i have a few end-game plans as well that i won't spoil

>>14779327
hmmmmmm holos might be similar enough in style and resolution for it to work, great idea

This Choco-Mel collab feels like it's missing something...

>>14779086
If you really want to get me interested, you need to add slutty makeup and long nails.

>>14779608
More Ina for me, then.

>>14779642
Oh, I see. That makes a little more sense

>>14779111
>Mori is Naoto
So she completely breaks the game?

>>14779566
Anon even 1k streamer can fucking buy a new house just after a few year, not to mention you can cut down your cost of living immensely, heck Kiara has 300k in saving already

>>14779574
Yea it was the break. She wasn't around long enough to build up a lasting connection with ppl before going on a long break so when she left they left too.

>>14779602
iirc fubuki knew mio who knew okayu who knew korone, so it was like a nepotism chain

ammmeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>14778684
>In a lot of shit with other Holos lately.
>Fags who dislike her are less likely to shut the fuck up about it because they can't avoid her as much.

>>14779564
You are 100% wrong on that (if I had to guess, which I'd rather not, her plumbing probably just fucked itself again and she had to temporarily relocate), but yes, we'll hear from her soon.

>>14779565
It was alright but doesn't make it into my playlist

>>14779565
fat cat made my dick fat / 10

>>14779612
There's usually an archive of a space in the respective split

Holy shit holoX were all really good right out of the gate. I think it really shows how much talent is out there and what can be accomplished if you've got a fuckload of money to spend on scouting and hiring. I bet it's this way in lots of things, there's probably extremely talented people in every field that aren't successful yet because nobody's been able to cast a big enough net to find them.

>>14779638
I'm going to love Choco alright!

>>14779473
I couldn't type out what I wanted to without coming off as an incel so I'll just say most women only care about their facades.