/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://youtu.be/bRqF9_qliRw?t=3121

>>14748007
Gura cute cute cute cute cute!

>>14748007
gura is the cutest girl i love her

Gura cute Gura cute!

I'm in love with Gura!

Before people actually start believing the funposts, this is what Gura wrote. No, she did not write "cunny". The game's just shitty writing recognition, especially when done fast and with a finger.

My wife is too cute! that's my hand on the left by the way

Reminder for the lazy that there's no scheduled stream today, but Gura might stream if she still has any energy after all her meetings (at this point I find this highly unlikely.)

>>14748248
But Ina, I thought Lamy is your wife?

>>14748237
It's called shitposting you humongous shorkbrain.

>>14748237
>No, she did not write "cunny".
In cursive a lower case "n" has two arches so she definitely just wrote "Gawr" with a very shallow curve at the end of the G and no curve on the end of the w.

bros... did she really say this?
https://streamable.com/x17szn

>>14748336
I know, but there are a lot of soft brained newfags who will take it at face value and go spread it around like retards. You know it will happen.

>>14748248
Those are some huge shork hips

>>14748385
How could she...

>>14748300
Yeah she was awake at least until 6hr ago, she is probably sleeping hard now

>>14748393
Oh nyo, people might think Gura likes cunny... What a terrible rrat...

>>14748411
Proportionally wide hips are the best.

>>14748385
I want to go back to simpler times.

>>14748385
God damn she's cute

>>14748385
I need more vibing gawrzilla in my life

what a precious cinnamon roll

>>14724643
Sauce?

>>14748680

I love her
https://streamable.com/4t4blh

>>14748827
Now post the full image.

>>14748680
https://twitter.com/aptx9522/status/1346260624477569029

>>14747398
A lot of chumbies are in love with her. She could be a GFE streamer if she wanted to. Right now, I'd say she only does it rarely, but she does throw in flirts at chat, or an affectionate karaoke.
Members seem to frequently request cooking, asmr, and zatsudan. They're interested in her daily life, her health, what she's eating and such. They don't like it when she's away for very long, or when she doesn't do member or solo streams where she talks to chat. There was also a lot of depression when they thought she was being less affectionate a while back.
GFE content is definitely an option for her whenever she feels like doing it.

>>14748827
>>14748837

>>14748926
Can you see her going GFE the same way Rushia did?
God i wish.

https://twitter.com/bokkun168/status/1471579004855816192
man i hope gura uses this artist work for one of thumbnails because they really earned it with doing so much gura art lately

>>14749020
As soon as his commission cleared he went on Gura drawing spree. It's great, he has a neat style.

>>14748007
cute

>>14748007
https://www.karafun.com/karaoke/mike-posner/cooler-than-me/

Do it, Goomba

>>14749415
I bet she won't.

>top vtuber in the world
>eats rationed bean soup and tuna every day
How do we save her?

>>14749769
you don't like bean soup?

>>14749769
Goomba needs to buy a large freezer. It's impossible for someone like her to have enough freezer space.

>>14749769
You don't, she is like Icarus flying close to the sun. She will get burnt and fall in a magnificent yet tragic spectacle that will mark the end of an era of Vtubing.

why did goop goop wear the dick hat last stream

>>14750051
Killing people makes her horny.
The hat signifies that her little shark cocks were both rock hard.

>>14750051
She saw the reaction to it in the outfit stream and felt it would be appropriate during GTA.

It's too bad the color version of this didn't keep the flatness and how closely they're touching

>>14750051
I consider all her outfits to be excellent.

>>14750501

>>14749769
>>14749896
I'll pamper this shark even if I have to spend years convincing her to marry me and pay for all the food myself.

>>14750680
That artist has some of the best catshark art.

Anyone isolated the okaeri oniichan yet?

>I wanna collab with x,y,z JP senpai
>hoodie back
Why did 2020 Gura briefly return this Christmas bros?

What happened to Gura? I was watching an old vod, she used to be so much cuter and more creative in her comedy. Now she just shows up to streams sounding like she hasn't slept in days and hardly puts in any effort. I'm worried...

>>14751027
>>14751097
you two will now have to fight to the death

>>14751027
Decreased mental capacity from starvation diet.

>>14751097
new VA

>>14751176
what the fug

>>14751176
god damn look at the size of that ant sniffer

>>14751176
whys she an anteater

I'm in love with Gura!

>>14751438
Gura forma autista

>>14751438
that's her cat actually

>>14751470
Me too!

>>14751438
https://streamable.com/a4adqy

>>14751097
i know you're shit posting but i like her voice now better, it's closer to her actual voice

>>14751097
You've posted this many times already. Time to stop.

>>14751565
Deeper voice gura hits different.

NO TIME FOR MOURNING

I'm going to have a lot of time to watch Gura next week. I'm excited! I hope she goes all out for Christmas/New Years!

>>14751711
Dumb anon. Have low expectations and you'll be pleased when she exceeds them. You're only setting yourself up for failure.

>>14751711
she'll get lonely and depressed and stream maybe 4 times from the end of this schedule to new years

>>14751594
Focused low voice in Fortnite was hot as fuck. She was too busy shooting to even put up an attempt her Gura voice.

>>14751778
Any good examples? Don't make me comb through the whole vod.

Chumbuds, do you guys have friends?

I think these two should get married

>>14751594
Hits different?

>>14751846
It's the "different tone=different voice" retard, don't listen to him.

>>14751910
I agree but me in place of Shion

>>14751890
Lol no

After this day I can finally watch gura

>>14751890
Nope, not anymore. All my online friends turned out to be " friends " despite knowing them for years, and all my IRL friends moved away years ago. Mix that with my difficulty with making friends and here I am, alone. Well at least I have Gura, for now.

>>14751942
Only if you're a fembud

>>14751890
Not these days.
Keeping up with social obligations is too exhausting anyway.

>>14751928
That's not an example of low toned Gura voice.

>>14751890
No. Why would I?

>>14751778

>>14751976
One day gura will die

https://youtu.be/bRqF9_qliRw?t=7955

>>14751890
Basically just two irl friends and quite a few good online friends. It's enough for me.

>>14751890
I can finally say I have some friends, I've been keeping up with some of them and that makes me content with life (at least for now)

>>14751890
yeah, we mainly do things online but still go out and do things occasionally as well

Is gura dead?

>>14751923
You ever get hit? Depending on who does it or the context, it can feel different. Pleasant even.

>>14752120
No, this chuuba is sleeping.

gura will spend all her energy messing around with soundproofing and her 3dio, achieve no results, and not tell us about it cause she's ashamed and doesn't want to get our hopes up

>>14750925
Oh damn, I forgot. Here's the timestamp: https://youtu.be/Mg_5TOJJODQ?t=9744 I'll make a soundpost in a bit.

>>14752325
Man, chat went into Warp 9 after she said it.

>>14751890
Not for many years, but I'm hoping to change that, largely in part to inspiration from Gura.

I miss Gura...

>>14752370
Yeah, that was a powerful "onii-chan". Surprised /ggg/ didn't have a bigger reaction.

>>14751890
Yes, I have 4 friends

Fauna sure has rekindled the asmr itch for many on the EN side. Sure there is always someone asking for it every now and then but since the reveal she has been getting more requests for it despite gura clearly hinting she doesn't feel like it.
On another note, it surprises me that even when gura and mumei know they could just ask Fauna for advice about it, they won't.

I also love how sometimes even Gura gets surprised at her own cuteness: https://youtu.be/Mg_5TOJJODQ?t=9828

>>14752120
Yes

>>14752502
The gems in her hair and under her eyes are extremely pretty

>>14752448
Why would I type here when I can type in chat?

>>14752120
The meetings completely drained her of her life energy. She's either asleep or dead inside, scrolling some website and dreading putting up the meme tweet.

>>14752209
More like sleeping FOREVER

>>14752574
Agreed. And I could be wrong, but I think there's some inspiration from the Disney Atlantis movie for the crystal stuff, and maybe even Gura in general; white hair, blue eyes, thousands of years old.

>>14752716
Her and Chel were some of my sexual awakenings

>>14751890
Nope, I'm like Gura in that I ghost people and very private, never wanting to let anyone really get to know me. The few friends I had eventually stopped trying to get through to me.

>>14750925
from an earlier thread

>>14753000
Oh, well, guess I don't need to make one then. Nice. Was having trouble deciding on the image, but a video is better.

Treating myself to sushi on this Gura-less night

>>14753461
I recently tried sushi for the first time, despite not liking seafood normally. It's now one of my favorite foods. I especially liked the salmon and eel

>she sees your high score

>>14751890
No :(

>>14753791
I just started playing rhythm games, don't laught at me Goomba.

>>14753708
same desu. fried & battered freshwater fish was all I have had up until a few months ago. Turns out ocean stuff is really good.
Also her navigator is making me want a more serious voice pack.

>>14751890
Who needs friends, i have chuubas.

>>14751890
Lost the last of my friends after he called me a pedophile for liking Gura and Risu. He was getting pozzed and kiked anyway

>>14751890
Most of my childhood friends exist in a state of limbo where we acknowledge each others existence but have grown up to be totally unrelated individuals with nothing in common or even diametrically opposed, so that's a "no" there. As for the two guys I hang out with from time to time and whom I've known for a while, we just get together sometime because there's nothing else to do. Once you're 30+ it's extremely hard to find the time for social outings if you already aren't plugged into a group, and then there's work and so on. On top of that those who are married really have no reason to spend time with a 35 year old Slavic man who watches vtubers, works and sleeps so he can repeat the cycle. The gulf is too vast.

While it's absolutely true that I desire meaningful friendships and above that meaningful relationships with women, the "issue" is the same now as it was ten or more years ago - I'm not interested in gossiping about other people. I don't care who is fucking who, who got a promotion or is doing whateverthefuck, and even moreso I don't care about sportsball, construction, or which power tool is trash and which isn't. My interests are weeb stuff in terms of pop culture, and history, metaphysics, mythology and so on as a more serious thing. You older guys think you had it hard in say high school when you were the anime watching nerd? Here in Croatia nobody knew what anime was back then and they still don't. As for my other interests, people just aren't into that. I've been always fundamentally isolated from my peers regardless of age. I don't even feel lonely mind you, because my experience with friendship and genuine affection belongs to my childhood and early teenage years. The rest is just the norm.

It'll happen to you. Essentially your choice is to become like me, or get married. And the second option is something that can't be forced and may end in disaster. The game of life in [CURRENT YEAR] is rigged from start to finish, and we all get fucked.

>>14754430
I feel you schizocroat. I've realized not everyone is meant to live a normal life with healthy relationships, and that's ok. It doesn't mean there aren't plenty of other things that can make our days enjoyable, which you seem to already realize, even if it doesn't fully make up for a lack of physical and emotional intimacy with others.

>>14753708
I used to only eat sushi rolls but I tried nigiri sushi a few years ago and I’ve never gone back

>>14754778
Nigiri is the only way for me, I want to taste the quality of the fish over rice

>>14751890
You're all my friends :)

Fell asleep at 830pm last night and missed the streamed. Watched the vod and hearing Gura say "butthole" got me hard

>>14753000
i can die happy

Is it true Gura was a brony?

>>14755259
can the target audience be a brony?

>>14755259
Probably. Only broken people care.

>>14755228
Gura dies with you

>>14755259
Considering she would be an underaged girl in 2010 when the show came out I don’t think you can call her a brony

>>14755259
Ask again with pegasister.

>>14755259
She was the actual target audience for the show.

Baked bean ketchup soup with rippy bread on top
Mmm

Is Gura streaming today?

>>14755677
I’d think 13 is a little older than the target audience

>>14755723
no she sleepy

>didn't think I'd miss gura after the great streams last night
>miss gura anyways, and more than usual

>>14755742
Close enough. Let's stop with roommate shit though.

>>14755742
you're an adult who watches vtubers, who are you to judge what age is too old to watch mlp

>>14755745
Understandable have a nice night.

>>14755902
I watch vtubers because I’m a huge degenerate that edges during streams. Little girls watch ponies because they think it’s cute. We are not the same.

>>14754710
I just feel it's something that can't be LARPed. Anyone can theoretically marry and have kids - but what's the point of marrying an old Stacy who is looking for betabux? It's downright insane what some guys stoop down to, and when presented with a choice I choose my own dignity and sense of value.

>>14755677
>>14755742
Every 13 year old wants to ride a baloney pony.

>>14755774
We always miss her. It's the consequence of who she is. Gura is exceptional and mogs other women to a profound degree, even in the field of vtubing which seems to be full of girls of higher quality that we usually get to see.

>>14748385
stop sharing this before general gets their hands on it

Bros.... I love her so much. But I can't have her. Why.

ywn share a pizza with monster gura

>>14756052
I'm not so sure that Gura the future(?) furry is that different.

>>14756248
because she's mine

>>14756052
you kinda missed my entire point, but ok. 'my cartoon is more mature than your cartoon' is a terrible argument btw

>>14756305
There's no point in living with no monster shark-girl GF

>>14756325
Tell her I said hi

>>14756378
will do

>>14756248

Almost to 200 new outfit pictures

>>14757131

>>14757075
Nice.

>>14754175

>>14757520
excellent choice Gura

>>14757520
yes ma'am

Your SC money goes into buying expensive cars that Gura never actually touches instead of food.

>>14757632
mine goes to candy corn, skittles and other candies she doesn't like

>>14757632
As a car guy, I approve of this use case

>>14757632
My membership money pays for a single sparkling water.

>>14748926
Lol, cringe

>>14757726
I forgot to get skittles again today GOD DAMN IT

>>14757632
Mine went into bread she bought three months ago and tossed into the freezer after it got moldy

>>14747981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHBBKgOfxrM
starting soon chumbros
remember, gura brought this upon herself

>>14757632
Based, if she's not touching them they might maintain or even grow in value in the long term.

>>14758213
I am not below watching this entire thing on a break day. Ikuzo

>>14758213
based

>>14758154
If your gonna freeze it anyway, why not do it before it gets mold?

>>14758213
nice

>>14751890
No, but Gura makes me so happy, I feel brave enough to try to make new friends. Coming home to Gura and treating her as if she were my sharkwife has seemingly rewired my brain into taking more interest in life. Most of all, I want to become the kind of talented person that would impress Gura. Before, I just didn't really care about anything.

>>14758213

>>14758213
A fucking
premier
for a footfag compilation

I guess I missed this but FNAF: Security Breach releases today. I know she mentioned wanting to play Five Nights at Freddy's before. Will she set a schedule to play this game?

why hadn't i heard about gura wanting cyberfeet? I want my money to support that

Reminder that Gura's feet dangle over the edge of her tiny, "Size A" Herman Miller chair.

>>14758213
>watching it right now
>gura tells a story about her grandma having a horse and it licking her feet
totally forgot about that

>>14758635
I thought Scott got canceled because he was a republican?

>>14759040
canceling isn't real. keep making content. they can't stop you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyncZauw17s
VR shar when?

>>14758971

I’m tempted to get Groove Coaster

>>14758971
So cute...

>>14759916
I would recommend
It's ｻﾒzing

>>14760027
Samezing?

>>14759040
He stepped back from being the lead dev, the devs for the VR game did security breech.

>>14760798
me on the pinky toe

Gura is going to be a part of a holo tournament on the seventh of january
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1471430527911886849

>>14760798
Me humping her big toe.

>>14760798
Me humping her other big toe.

>>14761576
Latechama...

>>14749014
If Gura did GFE like Rushia I would end up killing myself. Her not leaning too hard into the GFE shit is what is keeping me somewhat sane.

>>14762568
I welcome the gosling purge, killed by Gura being too goddamn cute.

>>14747981
Gura LOVE

>>14760790
I recall Scott had plans to step down before retards on twitter nitpicked some of his meny donations, and assumed the reason he donated was because they were anti-tranny.

Is that some Goomba merch?
https://twitter.com/treevillage_jp/status/1471631888674885634

>>14763473
Yep. Looks good from what I can see in this shitty photo.

>>14763473
Certainly looks like a Gura

>>14763473
looks like someone else in the jacket

>>14760798
Me out of view blowing raspberries on her tummy

>>14763886
Yeah, that flower is suspicious.

>>14763824
Flower in hair, no blue highlights, don't think it's her

>>14764168
Then it would be someone else in her clothes
That hood and hoodie are unmistakably Guras

>>14764168
She has blue highlights at the end of her hair mandibles

chumbuds i had to go to three different stores to find them but i have skittles with LIME skittles

gura should eat pixie sticks on-stream

>>14764339
>>14764244
>>14764168
>>14763824
Anons...

>>14764923
Gura should eat on-stream

>>14764519
The tropical skittles also have mango Gura likes mango.

>>14764923
no, she'll accidentally inhale the dust and choke and cough

>>14764957
FEET MERCH

>>14764957
oh right thats a thing

>>14764957
mystery solved

>>14764973
she already does that. but she shouldn't mute it. and play a loop of her own stomach noises while shes at it

>>14764995
oh nyo

>>14764957
About what I thought. Blue was just not showing up in the crappy low quality photo.

>>14764957
This is the only merch I've even slightly wanted and I can't buy it.

>>14765127
what even is it though? a towel?

>>14765186
yeah it's for wiping your feet

>>14765206
official Gura feet merch, nice

anyone got a timestamp of gura being reminded of her 10 million milestone

I wuv you goobles

>>14765389
https://youtu.be/Mg_5TOJJODQ?t=9460

She's so pretty, look at how pretty she is, I love her

Goodnight chumbuds, tomorrow I will finally watch gura

Imagine fucking Gura and she says "oh nyo!" as your cock slips out of her tight cunny

>>14767583

they are not sapphires, they are benitoite

>>14767411
she really is gorgeous

>>14767777
Quads of love!

>>14767499
night night shark dreams

>>14767411
The most beautiful shark of the sea!

>>14758213
Thank you based god

>>14768328
Her hands are dangerously cute

>>14752716
idk about that. the only 'real' coincidence is the white hair, when you consider the theme of blue matches the theme of water. although u could be right, idc tbqh nigga

>>14768406
Imagine her cute little hand trying to wrap themselves around your hand

>>14768525
Alright.

>>14767411
My sharkwife really is the prettiest!

>>14768525
imagine her cute little hands trying to wrap themselves around your penis[/spoiler[

>>14768731
Sir, this is a blue board!

>>14768525
Imagine her cute little hands trying to wrap themselves around your penis

>>14768924
>>14769013

https://youtu.be/aeNcc6RNFUY?t=40m40s
If anyone needs a smile

When i listen to her my penis got hard...
Is this GFE they're talking about?

>>14768328
I have a pretty big hand fetish, so this pose is about the best thing to ever happen to me

I remember that from feet comp 2

>>14769426
hands and feet are the most sensitive parts of the body.

>>14764957
This is easily one of my least favorite art of Gura and the fact it official of all things hurts me.

I miss her...

>>14769756
Let me guess, you're one of those people (normalfags) who is upset over loli but secretly has an erection whenever you see it.

>>14758415
wholesome, based, and I wish you luck on your future endeavors whatever they may be

>>14769756
the fuck, why? it's a fantastic gura

>>14770014
It's shit bro. Not everything is a agenda out to get you.

every night I go to sleep hoping for a shark dream since that's the closest I will ever get to her.

>>14770014
NTA But I'm a huge lolicon and I don't particularly like that art piece. The body proportions seem a bit off-model to me

That and her tail isn't fat enough

>>14770188
Every night I lay in bed hoping and praying I can somehow hurdle the parasocial barrier without being a creep.

Seeing Gura in a game on my Switch screen is kind of surreal

>>14770396
spoiler: you absolutely can't. keep it a daydream chumbie.

>>14770189
>That and her tail isn't fat enough
Finally a criticism that makes sense.

>>14770480
post it

>>14770014
Not that anon but
>Toes too curled and weird
>Feet look too plump
>Left leg extends away but you still see the sole of her foot instead of the top
>Right leg looks stubby compared to left, even accounting for foreshortening
>Unnaturally lopsided face and mouth
>Shading on hands and feet are too aggressively dark
>Tail is too thin and too small
>Hair looks like shaved paper

>>14770628
This is like when people point out Gura's rigging problems and I say Gura cute.

>>14770628
I like art that highlights her small arms/hands compared to the baggy sleeves. I also like the shade her nails are in and the curled toes are cute. Maybe I'm just not cultured enough, but none of the things you mentioned stand out or detract from the picture for me.

>>14770528
I just bought it today and seeing her be one of the five default navigators is cool as hell

>>14767411
Looks odd and scrawny to me~

>>14770851
How is the game? I'm pretty shit at rhythm games even though I want to like them, I can never finish a song on anything past normal difficulty.

>>14770851
That's her! My wife is in the video game!!

>>14770504
at least you can get some art liked on twitter and your name recognized in chat, though, that's preddy gud.

>>14770504
Watch me :3

>>14770793
Honestly the worst part are the legs and feet, I can consider it cute and ignore the rest of the stuff I mentioned if it's cropped like this
>>14770701
Yeah I don't get people like you. Are you so blind that you can't see the problems?
Or you do see them but you're too mentally stunted to be able to separate problems with Gura's art from Gura herself, so you have to defend shoddy art just because it has Gura in it?

>>14771100
I’m about to dive in now so I can’t comment too much yet. It’s not focused as much on specific buttons like on Project Diva, more so on just the rhythm timings and stuff. When I was idling on the screen Gura went “shaaaaaak” and that was really cute

Holy fuck she hums her old BGM sometimes if you idle on the menu as well

>>14771247
>>14771457
Great now I want to buy it

>>14771218
There seems to be some kind of perspective issue with the surfboard curving and her left leg appearing longer than her right leg. At least, it looks weird to me.

>>14770504
That's a daydream for everyone else, i'm gonna do it

>>14771511
stop imagining

>>14771457
For real?
That means instant-buy...

>>14771479
There’s a demo I believe

>>14771214
>>14771511
Replies like this make me squeamish. With how private she is, you just literally can't do it without being a creep, and the fact that you think there is a way is worriesome.

>>14771597
That's why you gotta get there first anon, so you can stalk her 24/7 to make sure no creeps come in contact with her!
Seriously though it creeps me the fuck out too.

>>14771597
>>14771680
autism

>>14770851
she keeps telling me i can do it but she's wrong, and i can't even read the chart in the one remaining problem area in the song, i'm dying

gura smelled my letter to her, that makes her my pen pal. later, nerds.

>>14771750
Don't let her down

>>14771780
When's the last time she got fanmail? I've been meaning to send her a postcard or something.

>>14771825
She said she hasn't gotten any for a while. Probably not since her birthday. Anyway, she said she wanted some for Christmas, so don't feel weird sending one.

>>14771597
I respect that privacy because she's important to me bud. Just because the ball is in her court doesn't make it impossible.

>>14771893
I really wanna send her a letter but don't know how to say something that isn't what everyone else already has without rambling

>>14771597
>>14771680
I know how serious she is about her privacy and I would never go digging or do anything that would make her uncomfortable. I just like making the posts for fun because it's not hurting anything.
I'm still gonna marry her though

Stop fighting over my wife it's weird

>>14748385
Call me a faggot, but I really want a vengaboys / toybox / aqua karaoke.. I used to love early 2000s europop

>>14749014
It's literally impossible for an EN girl to go that far. Even if they had the capabilities to go that far (western girls dont), they'd be cancelled by Twitter and other normalfags

>>14772725
You're not the only one. I also want her to sing some more Bonnie Tyler, would love if she sang Total Eclipse of the Heart.

>>14748926
I want this, but I know she's not the kind of person to ever do this.
She's just a naturally flirty / teasing kind of person, and she can also be very emotional and sweet.
There's a lot of emotionally starved lonely people in her fanbase that take her sweetness and kindness as GFE, but it's really not.

Reminder that Gura said to do your reps for her.

>>14772906

>>14772906
UOOH YES MA'AM

>>14772888
honestly, i think she's just herself and that's pretty special. she's happy to show some love, sometimes, and it makes me feel pretty good.

>>14770628
at least its better than the booba gura postcard art

>>14770628
>Feet look too plump
This is bad how?

I was in a bad mood yesterday and I said some mean things about Gura.. how do I reconcile for my actions

>>14773741
pomf =3

>>14773741
Sepuku.

>>14773741
Do your reps.

>>14772888
I'm in love with her, and I'd really prefer her to just bee herself than trying to go overboard gfe, I didn't fall for her because she pretends to be my gf, I fell for her because she's her

>>14772888
I don't see her as being GFE. Like you said it's just her natural femininity at play and thus general warmth and sweetness. She likes to tease and that's just a part of her playful nature.

>>14751890
Yes but I don't talk to them regularly

>>14773929
Understandable. I could imagine how fucking schizo people would go if she did actual GFE then ghosted like she currently does, if it already gets this bad with how she currently is

>>14772888
I love Gura, and I treat her like my girlfriend, therefore she is GFE.
Checkmate.

>>14751890
Yes, but I purposely avoid hanging out with them cause I prefer being alone, even though they invite me out every weekend.. I probably have some sort of mental illness

>>14774147
Yep. Right now she's (at worst) a distracted, negligent friend. We haven't hit real abuse levels, although we joke about it.

>>14774163
Tell me about how you give her BFE, anon.
I am auditing your relationship.
Remember: it's only a relationship if it goes both ways. Otherwise it's parasocial and cringe.

>>14774194
They'll stop asking eventually, that's what happened to me.

>>14774194
it's not really mental illness, it's just called being an introvert

>>14774194
>I purposely avoid hanging out with them
been there
>cause I prefer being alone
okay

I think you're mixing up "I prefer being alone" with "I don't like these people enough to want to spend my weekeneds with them"
Like I said, I've been there. Ultimately I just cut those people out of my life and made new friends whose company I truly do enjoy.
You gotta spend time with worthwhile people, bro.

I love her!
https://youtu.be/bRqF9_qliRw?t=3530
https://youtu.be/bRqF9_qliRw?t=3818
https://youtu.be/bRqF9_qliRw?t=7432
https://youtu.be/bRqF9_qliRw?t=7952

>>14751890
I have plenty of friends and will end up missing the Groove Coaster stream since I'm hanging out with some of the tomorrow, but I have 0 romantic experience.

>>14774256
I listen to her stories about how her day went, and stories from when she was a kid.
I encourage her and talk to her in the chat.
I give her money every now and again so she can buy things for herself.
I'm always there supporting her, like a good Chumbie should.
Also, I believe it to be true, so it is true.

>>14774256
>Otherwise it's parasocial and cringe
normalfag.
I'm NTA, but there's nothing wrong with parasocial relationships to a certain extent imo.
If it makes you happy and gives you something to look forward to, or if it gives you the feeling of warmth or love, what's so wrong with that?
I think it's only bad if you LITERALLY think that they're your GF, and in doing so it prevents you from living your actual life.
Also as much as people don't like it, if you're watching one of them enough, really click with their personality, and find that you have a lot in common with them such as their humor, stories, etc., it's almost impossible not to fall in love if you have a heart. That's just the way the human brain works.
The only way to avoid it is to stop watching before it gets to that level, but again, a lot of people like the feeling.

>>14774478
what would you do if it got leaked that she had a BF irl?

>>14774147
schizos are bashing her for everything, i think they see it as a job for them to critique.

>>14774565
Stop imagining

>>14774565
Wouldn't happen.
Stop imagining things, cuckchama.

>>14774319
Nahh, I've been friends with them for about 10 years now, and I always have a lot of fun with them.
I just enjoy being a hermit and focusing on my personal hobbies more a lot of the time, and the thought of having to be social with a group of people for hours makes me feel exhausted.
I can really only handle social interaction once in a while, but I have fun with it when I do do it

>>14774668
>>14774626
okay, then being more realistic, what about if it got leaked that she had a GF?

>>14774194
Look up schizoid personality "disorder" and, if you fit the description, wear it as a badge of honor.

>>14774211
oh nyo, she became temporarily distant, how abusive.
I just look forward to the love bombs, they make me happy.

>>14774709
>falling for it

>>14774709
She already has a wife.

>>14774749
>doesn't see the signs

>>14774194
>>14774741
This, but instead of wearing it like a faggy badge of honor, please make funny posts for us.

>>14774800
I'm gonna read whatever I want from the lines on gura's palms and you can't stop me!

As usual, you guys are being weirdly oblivious and self-assured at the same time.
She absolutely does do GFE. She just doesn't do very much of it and it's not one of her main things at all. Plus it's undermined by her ghosting habit.
Also pointing to Rushia all the time for an example of GFE is weird when Kiara is right there in EN and does almost exactly the same thing.
Also it's not as big a deal as some of you make it sound. It's not like it comes with any promises or restrictions. It's just a fun/nice thing.

she's just my oshi and that is good enough

I like Gura.
I'm glad she's not Rushia.

Not an anti, just don't like her.

>>14775038
Kiara isn't GFE either, but if anyone in EN is it's her. She's REALLY parasocial with her fanbase and clearly loves them a lot.
I don't think that Gura feels anywhere close to the same way. In order to do GFE, you have to start with some level of parasocialness towards your fanbase, which Gura 100% does not have

>>14775163
Almost everything that Rushia does that could be described as GFE, Kiara also does. The idea that what Rushia does is utterly different and completely absent from EN is very very weird if you actually watch her.

>gura dies
rope myself
>gura graduates
rope myself
>gura gets bf/gf
rope myself
>gura collabs with male
rope myself
No big deal, it's just my policy.

Have you prepared some memes to Gura?

>>14775241
doesn't look like you have very long to live anon

>>14775241
based and same

>>14775241
Hanging yourself for gura is kinda hot

>>14775322
He probably has longer than you, though

>>14774194
>even though they invite me out every weekend
Must be fucking nice.. people never invite me to anything.. I'm always the inviter, never the invitee.

>>14775241
>gura collabs with male
don't look up HER streams, for your sake

>>14775311
what even is a meme anymore? funny pictures?

>>14775369
sounds like you need better friends

>>14775369
Dude same. A straight man finally asked for my phone number so we can hang out. Can't remember this ever happening before.

>>14775422
Do you usually only get gay men asking for your number?

>>14775375
I will live for the present.

>>14775401
Its ok, now I just don't have any anymore.

>cuckposter bringing up ancient doxshit like it's relevant
there's a strong correlation between cuckposting and brain damage

>>14775444
Yep. Clearly gay or vaguely gay. Not my jam and I've tried.

>>14775535
>doxx
i don't think you know what that word means

>>14775369
I always had the pressure of having to get everyone together. Once I stopped the whole friend group dissolved and haven't spoken to each other in years. Feels weird being responsible for it.

>>14775581
I don't think you realize how little anyone cares about what that word means, cuck.

>>14775540
>Not my jam and I've tried.
kekking at the thought of anon going on a date with an obviously gay man just to feel wanted

>>14775535
>thinking gura dumped her friends as soon as she got into hololive

Irrelevant cuckposting continues

>>14775636
ah, anon is proud about his ignorance. makes sense

Allll right! I've received enough /ggg/ to last me for awhile, enjoy the cuckposting friendfaggot, I guess.

>>14775540
You must be a tight little twink if you're always getting gay men hitting on you

>>14775731
you're my friendfaggot

>>14775709
>implying

Picked up Groove Coaster and just got 100% on Reflect on Master.
It is a fantastic beatmap and they really did Gura justice. Its also amazing to hear her as a default navigator and she hums her old bgm and says SHAAAAAAAK when you idle on the main menu.
Game is already great but I put it at a 10/10 just because Gura is the cutest thing in the galaxy and seeing her in the game is just wild.
I am so proud of my wife. Please everyone let her know you are proud of her too.

>>14775708
>gura possibly having friends who also happen to be male = cuckposting

>>14775803
don't bother arguing with schizos

>>14775038
yeah, she likes being our waifu and i'm happy with her.

>off topic
>implying Gura is lying once again
It's those hours again huh

>>14775857
who's even saying that she's lying about anything??

>>14775827
>>14775803
>let me pretend i'm oblivious to context so i can keep cuckposting with ancient doxshit

>>14775661
Yeah that was a low. Month later gave my v card to a punk rock milf though. Concerts work.
>>14775744
Do twinks have body hair?
I'd get complemented on my thick arm hair and/or asking me to unbutton my shirt more.
No I'm not posting it. We're offtopic enough already.
>>14775857
Yep. It's after midnight in NA and we're only page 8.

>>14775893
>thinks HER shit is equal to doxing
>thinks watching a chuuba that has male friends makes you a cuck
neck yourself faggot

>>14775783
Hey everyone lets talk about this instead of what every dumb shit you guys are talking about.
Today is a wonderful day for our shark wife.
I'll probably pick it up after her stream just so I dont spoil myself too much. I want to hear Gura talk about being in the game and stuff so badly though.

>Insisting on splitting hair about the definition of dox so you can continue spewing off-topic garbage in the thread
sad

>>14775876
When women go in pools, does water get in their pussy? asking for uuuh hygienic reasons