/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>14742388
A bunch... But i don't want to be here all day.

she, like most women who have issues, needs a good dicking on the daily

She wants three inches of yellow fury and she just can't get it because the japs are too low-test for (relatively) amazonian women.

>>14742388
Globohomo agent working for her californian overlords to destroy and burgerify all japanese entertaiment.

>>14742388
Being a femcell who's exclusively into manlets must be hell on your self esteem

>>14742602
Would her japanese even be good enough to have a relationship?

>>14742388
Five percenter with low self esteem.

>>14742814
Would a nip give a shit if his tall white american girlfriend spoke shitty japanese?

Currently? Bored and lonely. Makes for some great content though.

Nothing major. She probably suffers a little from western irony poisoning but I mean, so does a significant portion of the posters here

>>14742388
She's too cute for her own good.

>>14742388
>What did she mean by this?
>What went wrong?
>This is _, say something nice to her!
>Who is bestgirl and why is it __?
>Why is she so perfect bros?
>blocks your path
>Who was in the wrong here?
>What the fuck was her problem?
>Could someone give me a quick rundown?
>(x) company is finished
>(x)fags BTFO
>How will they ever recover?
>Is she, dare I say, /ourgirl/?
>Find a flaw; Protip: you can't
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>APOLOGIZE
>Explain yourselves
>Well?
>Defend this
>What's her name again?
>Why does she trigger /vt/ so much?
>Would you?
>She did nothing wrong!
>Now that the dust has settled...
>How did we go from this...to THIS?
>What was her endgame?
>What am I in for?
>Really makes you think
>How do we fix _?
>OH NO NO NO
>The absolute state of (x)
>What the fuck were they thinking?
>For me, it's _
>Was it kino?
>Redpill me on ___
>See this What do?
>Daily reminder
>The perfect girl doesn't exi-
>so...this...is...the...power...of..
>(x)bros... we got too cocky

>>14742388
Your last bait thread didn’t work out and people just started talking about Gura instead, so you’re back to these same old uninspired posts. Why are deadbeats like this?

>>14742846
tall white americans are for fetish fucking on the side while they marry actual qt japanese tradwife

>>14743438
This is true for the human race in general. Mori is not wife material
Bitch can’t even cook

>>14742388

Sage>>14743071
Thanks. I can add these to my filter

You shouldn't have admitted to making these threads Mori

There is no problem. That's my oshi and I'm proud of her.

>>14742602
You haven't seen the amount of onaholes they've made.
Japan just has a reservist culture.

>>14742388

>>14742388
she's permanently stuck as a mentally 12 years old wigger boy

>>14742388
Kawaiiope is based

>>14743071
I always laugh at xbros we got too cocky.

>>14743691
Would they turn Mori in an onahole if they got the chance?

>>14743482
>Bitch can’t even cook
She made sandwiches putting her in the 90th percentile of hololive girls food ability.

>>14743716
Why would he do this

>>14743786
>why does a chinaman do something normal humans don't understand

>>14743751
She made a completely raw burger, “cooked” raw garlic, raw sausage, and couldn’t tell what a rotten potato looked like.

>>14743786
He marked her as his property. Now other males will know this female has been claimed

>>14743864
I think I would rather eat Mori's raw burger than Gawr "I freeze the mold to kill it" Gura's food

>>14743864
Yikes...
I need to watch that shit right now lol

>>14742602
Then maybe she needs to find a pornstar for the dicking she deserved.
I'll volunteer.

>>14743716
What is the emotion on this man's face

>>14743864
>She made a completely raw burger, “cooked” raw garlic, raw sausage, and couldn’t tell what a rotten potato looked like.
What fucking stream was this holy fucking rumao
Truly women born after 1990 can't cook

>>14743892
You using Gura as a point of comparison only confirms my point.

>>14743864
>>14743892
What the actual fuck.

>>14743892
Remember the black egg that Gura left in her fridge because she was too lazy to dump it?

>>14743864
>ywn teach Calli how to cook
I'm not the best but I know the basics. Then she'll catch up to my level and then we'll start learning more from each other...

>>14743864
>>14743892
First this shit, then learning that Ina lives in a pile of lost electronics and food waste makes me kind of glad I will never find my Oshi, date her, and realize she lives like a shut in schizophrenic

I fear the reports of Amelia's conditions especially hearing last year about her washing plastic cutlery

>>14743973
These are all from a couple of different cooking streams. The raw garlic and sausage are from her doom barbecue, the raw burger is from her Earthbound cooking stream, and I think the rotten potato was also from the doom barbecue.

>>14744048
Amelia lives with pets, so that's already dirty living.
Not bashing anyone who has pets, just pointing a fact.

>>14744138
A house with pets isn't dirty if you clean up after them, you nigger.

>>14743482
>Mori is not wife material
I would like to disagree. Mori is more traditional in a lot ways than people give her credit for.
>>14743864
Nobody said she was good at it but at least she tries.

She likes Ecelebs and wants to change Hololive's content to be more like western whore shit.

>>14744178
Try having 2 cats, those fuckers will cover everything in hair at all times of the day

>>14744215
t.deadbeat

>>14744183
In what ways could Mori be considered a traditional wife? Aside from the fact she can’t cook, she doesn’t even do it on a regular basis. She just orders in. She does a good enough job keeping things clean, but she’s still messy as hell. She’ll also have her own job and be very busy all the time. Even when she’s not busy, she’ll want alone time. Nothing traditional about it.

>>14744048
Ame just grew up poor, the kind of family that uses butter tubs and fast food cups as dishes. That's nothing to do with being dirty though.

>>14744302
Maybe that anon meant traditional in a caveman way where you knock her light out, drag her to your cave, and then bang her until she's pregnant?

>>14744278
Messy and dirty are a bit different.

>>14744302
>she doesn’t even do it on a regular basis
Actually she has started to do it more often and is trying to make it more of habit.
>but she’s still messy as hell
What do you mean because she is pretty clean freak overall.

>>14744278
It's manageable as long as you dust, sweep and vacuum every now and then.

>>14744584
That’s why I said clean but messy. Mori has said that even though she hates things being dirty she’s fine with them being messy. Ie; she’ll leave old laundry, boxes, and random shit lying around everywhere as long as it’s not some kid of bacteria hazard.

>>14744378
I've been there

>>14743482
I don’t see the problem. She brings in the money and I do the housework, we have a good thing going on.

>>14744684
>she’ll leave old laundry, boxes, and random shit lying around everywhere as long
I could have sworn she has talked about that she doesn't leave shit on a floor at least for a very long time.

>>14744955
She also said she’s not drinking much alcohol anymore but still drinks most streams, and that she’s working on cooking more but we still hear a pin pon every stream. Unless we actually see her house, we have no idea how it’s really looking or what her habits are looking like. So for now, I’ll think of her saying she’s doing something as her trying to do something, and that it may or may not hold out. It’s her life anyway.

>>14744677
Man you should come to my place
I'll run the roomba and Noodle will have this place looking like shit the very next day

>>14743071
Nice filterlist anon. Yoink.

I wonder how she has energy to workout while living off McDonald chicken nuggets

>>14745179
I've never owned a roomba, I just have a glorified hand vacuum with a big handle. I've only got one and she (Lilith, my favorite animal on Earth) thankfully isn't very fluffy or anything. I grew up with two, though; you really just gotta vacuum at least weekly. I even have a cat allergy and I manage.

A lot of chuubas have (very) messy rooms, Rushia and Roboco can't go to the toilet without getting their feet caught on some shit laying around.

She won’t stop until every JP is in her harem

>>14744215
how is her content different from a typical JP Holo
zatsu, games SC reads, utawaku, asmr, cooking

>>14744215
>like western whore shit.
Yeah like going on dates (with me)

>>14746092
t.

>>14744048
But ina lives with her parents?

>>14746745
Not uncommon with Asian families.

>>14743751

Isn’t Kiara decent cooking wise?

>>14746745
Her parents told her she had gone TROO FAR with her literal trash heap as they were running out of plates

>>14747320
Too bad Kiaras a dyke who hates men

>>14743751

How does the Council stack up in terms of lifestyle? I feel like they’re more stable

>>14746745
Ina just wash her pussy once a week

Smelly smelly

>>14747970
Well, myth are a group of lonely menhera women who'll die alone.
Council is for most of them a group of normies who go out and have friends in their house. That's a great difference.

>>14747970
Kronii lives in her car and lives off of owl eggs, Mumei does massive meal preps because she hates cooking, Fauna is a mystery but she probably sneezes all over the Whole Foods salad bar, Bae and Sana hunt koalas or whatever

>>14748501
Yeah and boyfriends
I feel Irys is fairly clean, she seems pretty put together

>>14747970
>>14748501

Fauna is a literal ojou sama who probably has the house cleaned regularly, Mumei is a college student with a cat so probably below average, Kronii lives in van smoking minecraft, Sana and Bae live in the bushes eating small game

>>14744278
I wonder if Amelia's pets adds to her ample pubic hair

She an her fans believe that she have good voice and can sing bunch of rhymes.
That's the problem I think

>>14745850
Koyori already sang happy birthday with pretty good pronounciation

everyone who replies to this thread in unironic earnest is a permavirgin

>>14751409
I’m Japanese

>>14742602
A whole three inches? These women and their high af standards, I tell you.

>>14751409
Try harder, faggot.

>>14743864
She should by a food thermometer, so at least she doesn't have to deal with raw meat.

>>14743955
That was the emotion of solemn duty. He knew what he had to do

>>14742602
lol no, she hates japs and finds them unattractive, but she is forced to be around them because of the gig

>>14748425
Yum

>>14753981
her roommate literally rapped about jap men making her cum hard. cuckbeat life hits different.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjsE78D8_PE
I missed this. Did management slap her shit afterwards?

>>14743892
Gura...

>>14742388
She interacts with males too much.
Thats about the only problem I have with her.