/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>14729712
>worshipping a whale

Previous thread (oops):
>>14692891

Join the champyon outfit contest, winners will be selected for the PNG stream.

Current entries: https://mega.nz/folder/N8Q1XCKC#_zjh0FAIcexQGpSSNnolnQ

Post entry in this thread for participation.

>>14729712
5 foot 200 pound loli

>>14729712
can i ask you guys a serious question?

>>14729815
Ye

>>14729815
You want to see a photo of me and my wife? Of course!

>>14729800
wow large.

>>14729712
Kiki love!
Kiki lust!

>>14729712
>https://vocaroo.com/1buvKgufInLV
>hearing her voice dissipate only to come back as she finishes the lap
hearing the couple seconds of the pitter patter of her bare feet against the floor

Kikimas is almost upon us Champyons. Get your presents for your oshi ready and book your holidays.

>>14729740
>>14729800

Her bumbum isn’t that big guys

I forgot to post this, there is an aggie in progress. Lots of space left, draw something nice if you wish.

https://aggie.io/5oy3wuix5u

>>14729872
Alright I was making a 12 days of kikimas, going open source with it. Here’s my rough draft. if you can think of something better post your own edits. I need rum and a shower now that I’m off.

>>14729933
might draw another kiki flavor, dunno which flavor it'll be

>>14729992
pepermint kiki?

>>14729980
Holy based

>>14729992
Bubblegum or peppermint

>>14729992
Since it's near Christmas how about peppermint

>>14730059
okay, will do that tomorrow once i wake up >>14730009
>>14730044

>>14730081
Alright, looking forward to it

KIKI LOVE
KIKI LOVE
KIKI LOVE

A kikimas carol - sung by kiki
written by kikimas carol anon

https://voca.ro/17YB5nYMCo6Q

My sources tell me that she's a rabbit and that I am her husband, is this true /pyon/?

>>14730183
yes!

>>14729740
i like them fat tho

>>14730177
Sasuga of my wife, so quick to deliver. Well done. And good idea kikimas carol anon.

>>14730177
I hope you know that I’m making that my alarm and no one can stop me. I know I’m not a lurker anymore but you really made my Christmas. You’re the best wife ever. Where are my paint brushes?

>>14730311
shes under 45kg anon...

I think she said she was gonna stream soon but I don't see a waiting room. I'm gonna take a nap and come back in a couple of hours.

I told my therapist about Kiki and he said why don't we discuss this in more detail next week

>>14730499
What did you tell him about her?

>>14730177
CUTE!!!

>>14730499
Did he perhaps remove his glasses and rub his temples before he said this

>>14729815
Anon never asked his question. I wanna hear it

>>14729815
maybe

>>14730177
I love my wife!

You faggots are simping so hard for this girl it’s kinda embarrassing... she doesn’t actually love you! She probably has a bf irl and is using your simp bucks to buy him nice stuff kek

>>14730177
40kbros...
We made it

>>14731494
>>14731547
>40kek trannys are also simps
Shocking.

>>14730177
the madlad did it

>>14731584
Ya'see I would get mad if it wasn't for the fact that the setting merely existing is enough to make trains seethe

Kiki love!

>>14731620
rember the mantra...
https://files.catbox.moe/o0lbba.mp4

>>14730177
I don't know what we've done to deserve such a wonderful wife
I love you Kiki! KIKI LOVE!

We know who the kikimas carol anon is right? Or is just me?

>>14731620
>the setting is enough to make trannys seethe
Lol you’re deluded the next warhammer game main writer is a tranny.

>>14730177
Fuck you.

>>14731772
>It's real
Not like this
Dark Imperium is going to be 40ks age of shitmar

>>14731974
its over..

>>14731966

>>14732004
I’ll show you who’s boss of this gym.

>>14731743
is it supposed to be some big secret? you can just go through the archive and look for iphone filenames, all his posts stick out

>>14731974
>Hire trannies and women
>Story takes a hard nose dive into utter shit
Many such cases

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRQ1kMcyaKg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRQ1kMcyaKg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRQ1kMcyaKg

>>14730177
https://vocaroo.com/12PqZO86dyaj

>>14729712
What a nice bum bum

>>14732878
keked
the lolibababunnycunny monster is gonna get you

>>14731974
>>14732139
>claims to be a 40k player
>wants the story to progress
>doesn't know what happened with fantasy
Anybody that reads or plays warhammer for longer than 1 day knows that the lore behind it is far better than what they try to currently write up for the setting. Well, anyone that isn't a troon.

>>14732815
starting!!

>>14732815
Get the fuck in bros!

>>14733634
Yeah I heard they recently retconned a lot of lore too. GW is just a big ball of shit.

>>14733738
I'M COMING I'M COMING

>>14733634
I was there when age of shitmar happened and when Cadia fell. Thankfully most people are keen to ignore it and just stick to the old lore

>>14733634
I never wanted the overarching story to progress I just wanted more characters and more units not primaris marines and Tomb Kings getting deleted anon
Also I have no idea if you're being aggressive to me or hating on troons

>>14733842
I wanted the story to progress
Maybe something with the eldar and harlequins and the black library and working together with humanity to defeat the threat of chaos. Or Cawl finding ancient necron tech or the admech uncovering the secrets of the void dragon/maze of mars
Not fucking eternal vulcan, robutt girlyman coming back, Cawls super sekret spehce mahrine research that NOBODY KNEW ABOUT UNTIL NOW NOR EVER BEEN ALLUDED TO and cadia being destroyed
They literally did the most brain damaging retarded fucking thing imaginable to progress the story and everyone hates it

They're british, its only natural that they eventually devolve into Orks with peabrains and fridge level IQ's.

>>14734029
Itz da Ork way ya' git!

>>14730729
No, but he nearly stopped masturbaiting.

>it's another "kiki didn't do her sarcasm reps" episode

Irony is GAY. Sarcasm is GAY. Say what you MEAN. Don't be rude to the WIFE.

get your shit together champyons

vivar baited her, said lol and now is acting sad like everyone else. what a fucking retard

fuck you vivar

It's ok Kiki take your time

>calling your wife heartless
Champyons are heartless.

I don't like namedropping but yes you know what you've done, please learn from your mistakes.

lurker here, i was driving and didn't see chat, what the fuck did you do?

>>14734525
they kept calling her heartless for accidentally killing an innocent enermy.
then someone told her shes in an irreversible bad ending so she closed her game (she wasn't)

>>14734503
Just checked... It was a different champyon that said heartless first. You know who you are too.

>>14734550
CHAMPYON HATE

>>14734525
She was killing peaceful robots who where pleading to her to not kill them someone said heartless rabbit, then another anon kept goading her saying she got a locked into a bad end. She also misread "brained" as "braindead" and got upset

>>14734552
like, why the fuck would you say that to an autistic girl who doesn't understand. she genuinely thought you fuckers thought she was heartless. you could hear her almost crying

>>14734525
Some told her she screwed up, some meant it as a joke, but i think a couple ran with it. A lot of chat was trying to tell her she didn't and that it was okay, but she decided she'd restart and play later.

>>14734609
she was too sad at that point to contunue.

>>14734594
The worst part is that she is the most loving person I know of. She is so kind to everyone. I hope she knows that

KIKI IF YOU'RE HERE I LOVE YOU AND I THINK YOU'RE GREAT

>>14734641
obviously not because you could hear how sad she was

You fags are seriously hilarious. Soon her chat box will be nothing but heart emotes to avoid hurting her fee fees.

I will say it's a bit hard to tell what you can and can't say, since she's rolled with jokes like that in the past, but as soon as she started freaking out people should have stopped baiting.

Don't blame each other, even the anons who said what they said feel bad about themselves
Lets all learn from our mistakes

>>14734630
I know, i was in chat....kiki if it's any help sorry...i hope you know we really do love you. You're the most amazing wife a man like me could ever wish of having. Love you

>>14734681
man what's your problem

>>14734681
i know who you are now

>>14734698
She's already upset champyon fighting is only going to make her feel worse
I love you Kiki

Kiki is great

>>14734693
i mean yeah, she usually does. don't wrap her up in cotton wool, just maybe be easy on the sarcasm. that's what made her paranoid

I love you kiki, I know I haven't been around much lately but work has been very busy and I've got a lot of Christmas events I'm trying to organise and plan.

I hope you have a good night, let's see each other again soon.

Chronology:
Kiki said stuff about conspiracy theories, champyon said that is big brained move. She misread as braindead, later corrected herself. Unrelated to killing the peaceful robot but might have put her on edge to begin with. She doesn't like her mental abilities insulted, or thinking about it.

Then she killed the peaceful robot, a champyon said she is heartless, another champyon went with the joke. She asked if she was heartless and why would we say that, most of chat tried explaining its a joke and reassuring her. Then one of those 2 champyons said shes locked onto bad ending, rest said it's not and the same champyon also admitted it was joke but by now Kiki was sad and decided to restart. After restarting she was still sad so she decided to take a break.

>Kiki says she loves you
>will drop all interaction the moment you say something that makes her feel bad
Classic tell of an emotionally-abusive person

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/147145436897720730

This sucks. I just want her to be happy.

>>14734849
Not only that it seems like every other stream theres some kind of "line crossed" where she either gets pissed off or cries. Maybe she should take a break to collect herself.

remember to report bait!

>>14734837
Yeah, i made the genocide route joke, but the moment she believed it I quickly tried to tell her it was fine. Hell I'm pretty sure I killed that whole room and I didn't get a bad ending. I tried... Kiki I love you.

>>14734855
Just get comfy and don't worry about it. We can, have, and will bant, don't fall for bait. Also don't take all the blame like that, even if you are a silly goose you're our silly goose and we need to know how to take good care of you.

Rrat: Kiki on period

>>14734855
It's OK Kiki I'm sorry for what I said you aren't heartless I didn't mean to say it to hurt you I'll do my best to iron out my social retardation, I love you.

>>14734855
Just relax, don't blame yourself. You didn't do anything wrong. But just take a break and relax. You're a beautiful person, you have so much care in your heart. So please don't beat yourself up, we love you okay?

>>14734984
killing the cultist robots is fine but gleefully killing robots that are pleading for you to let them live is some psycho shit

>one tiny sign of sadness
>baiters try AGAIN

rent free

>>14734855
>The fucking UUOOHHH Marine
kek

itt: social retards and their socially retarded wife, trying to make it work

>>14735048
Live with your grief

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95LWJq8PxCY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95LWJq8PxCY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95LWJq8PxCY

>>14735093
Well, to be truthful I didn't do it gleefully. But it's been so long since I played it. I might actually have only killed 1 or 2 before realizing. Eh it doesn't matter. Point remains i know i killed some at the least and i still got the normal ending. But i don't really know if i reloaded or not. But I'm positive i didn't. But kiki did so either way it's alright now

>>14735211
i'm pretty sure you can kill every robot there and not get a bad ending, yea

a lot of us are probably at work or getting ready to go. I know I am

It's pretty early morning in burger land, a bunch of are are still waking up. Thread will kickoff soon.

Busy grooming in discord.

>>14736225
>>14736421
I'm trying to sleep shut the fuck up

Did Kiki ever give bum smack vocaroo? I know one champyon did and that's all I've been using for now

MAKE US AS CHAMPYONS

Rabbits and controllers are natural enemies it seems.

Kiki in case you forgot I love you.

hi kiki. happy to watch your stream until i fall asleep. your voice is very soothing!

>>14734837
Just woke up to a deleted VOD and Tweet so thanks for the explanation brother

>>14737429
Same. She makes my days better.

Malice HATE

Malice LOVE

Cute giggles aaaaaaaaa

>>14735207
what a dumb cunt, I wanna beat the fuck out of this stupid whore.

>>14738606
Don't even try

rate??

>>14738929
i didn't care about spoiling it for myself anymore, i just enjoyed watching kiki finish the game and see her absolutely happy for the accomplishment. i'm soooooooooo proud of kiki! i love her so much!

she gave us the go on clippers, if not encouraging it
any anyone wanna be kikis clipfren?

>>14738929
It feels nice to wake up and listen to your voice, love you kiki

>>14738929
Great game, very beautiful aesthetic and OST and the story and characters as well. Best part about it though was You playing it, your moose antics were cute and funny, and your shooting and dodging was masterful. 10/10 unironically.
THIS CANNOT CONTINUE
THIS CANNOT CONTINUE
THIS CANNOT CONTINUE

>>14739016
i personally cant edit, but it would make her really happy.

>>14738929
Kiki's kiki/10 It was so much fun. I always enjoy kiki's streams, but these nier streams have been something else. Seeing her play one of my favorite games has been a great experience. Love you Kiki so happy you beat the game

>>14738929
10/10. Congrats for finishing the game Kiki!

I think clips are fine if posted here, but might attract a lot of tourist clip watchers if posted elsewhere.

>>14739487
its up to kiki. and she wants it

>>14738929
fuck you.

>>14738929
Proud of Kiki for finishing a game and happy that I could watch her play something that I always wanted to play but never had the resources to/10

>>14739487
Well i was thinking like post them here whether alone or collect them in a file so she can grab them cause if a kiki clip channel is made then that will bring in new viewers. But I don't know if posting them on her channel would be good. Are there streamers who post their clips on their main channel?

>>14740744
Yeah, there are some vtubers that "make their own clips", which I assume is someone else doing the work but they're only posted on the main channel.

So, do we post our "homework" Kiki just gave us here in the thread or what? Mine's done.

>>14740901
Homework? The fashion show?

>>14740744
If people post clips, I'll add them to the archive if she wants to pick good ones out later. I have seen some vtubers post self-made clips to their channel before.

IMO I think clips on YouTube would attract the wrong audience, the kind that will not do VOD reps.
>>14740901
She said to post it when she starts streaming again.

>>14740960
At the end of last stream she said to think about 3 things this week we liked and 3 things we're looking forward to, while imagining her in our lap. Was it just a "in your head" kind of exercise, no need to write it down?

>>14740972
>She said to post it when she starts streaming again.
Ogey.

>>14740996
Oh, I just woke up and am in the middle of my vod reps.

I don't get it
What's the appeal?

>>14741917
>I don't get it
we know

>>14742049
Come on man it's your chance to proselytize me
don't you want your Oshi to incline?

>>14742130
no, we are fine as we are
kiki likes a small community of anons

>>14742130
Fuck off, we're full.

>>14741917
I think the appeal is mutual grooming but I could be mistaken.

>>14742156
Ogey groomer

>>14742167
yeah, you are.
lurk moar

So basically this thread is filled with a bunch of groomer /pol/tards?

Reminder, don't reply to tourists, hide all tourist posts with 4chanX.

https://voca.ro/1aRcYmH8iz0B
ogey?

I don't care what people think of us just stay the hell away from my wife

https://files.catbox.moe/o0lbba.mp4

>>14742249
Ogey

dat /pyon/ dream...

>>14742213
Yep.
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/43813784/#43823380

>>14742249
ogey

>3 thing that made you happy this week:
1. Seeing Kiki try so hard to make us happy and do so many streams, and seeing champyons also try hard to stay up late for streams or pop into streams while working.
2. Kiki liked something I made for her.
3. We got kisses everyday this week.

>3 things that you look forward to:
1. Not being alone for Kikimas.
2. Showering Kiki with presents and love.
3. The next game series Kiki picks up.

Kiki love!

>>14742362
Kikifaggot do you think you have a problem?

There are days where I just can't stop myself from missing her, no matter how much she's already streamed for the day. Couldn't get her voice and laughter off my mind even if I try. Today is one of those awful days. I miss you so much Kiki, can't wait for the next stream to start just so I can tell you over and over again that I love you. In the meantime, I'll be drinking to the sound of your vocaroo on loop, hope you won't mind.

>>14742487
based

>>14742263
You don't have to worry about that man. Take care of yourself, though; this doesn't seem very healthy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGVAxG3CLYc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGVAxG3CLYc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGVAxG3CLYc

>>14742554
just focus on yourself dude
this is the only thing that makes some of us happy

>>14742647
Bullshit, You could kill yourself everyday for the rest of your life and end up more fulfilled than this

need to stop responding to bait...
but i dont like insults on my wife

>>14742647
Man, that's sad. There are things out there that could make you happy. Self-improvement, women in real life, new friends. Don't give up on yourself. Enjoy Kiki, but don't consign yourself to having a "wife" that you can never see or touch, or even speak to directly.

Don't reply to bait.
Saviorfags get a real job.
Trains will never be women.

>>14742221
Every thread is a comfy thread with filters.

>I don't sleep
>I do nothing but think of you
>I don't eat
>I don't sleep
>I do nothing but think of you

>You keep me under your spell
>You keep me under your spell
>You keep me under your spell
>You keep me under your spell
>You keep me under your spell
>You keep me under your spell

>>14742790
I'm actually on the clock right now.

Well, she started streaming.

3 favorite things I rember this week:
1. I love all your zatsus but the moment that stuck out for me this week was around 1h55m to 2h in the "im a rabbit!" stream, incited by lurkerbro saying he doesn't deserve Kiki. It was a really heartfelt moment. I cried a little, Kiki cried a little, it was great. Really made me feel warm and fuzzy afterwards. The whole stream was great though.
2. The epic THIS CANNOT CONTINUE Nier boss fight. It was so high energy and entertaining, waaah! Top tier content.
3. This one is embarrassing to admit because it's kind of selfish, it happened in the castlevania endurance (last one). I don't want to say what moment it was exactly but it made me really happy because you seemed really happy.

3 things I'm looking forward to:
1. Your kissies. This week, next week, the week after, a year from now, forever. I don't want to even imagine a future without Kiki kissies.
2. Not really this week, I think, but your music video and the champyon pageant. I know I will be so proud to hear you sing and I guarantee I will give it thousands of views, and the interactive/homework streams are always so much fun I'm sure the pageant will be as well.
3. Kikimas! You didn't really make a schedule for this week Kiki, I don't know what I'm supposed to be excited about, but I know I've been looking forward to spending Christmas with you for about a month already. Some of my plans for it fell through, I'm gonna be a bit strapped for cash, but I'll be there and we'll still have lots of fun.

Love you, mwah <3

I'm so happy to be here bros...

>>14742221
hey im new
is this the 4chan own vtuber thread

Yes that makes sense, dreaming what you decided to do tomorrow. I previously said I dreamed of some mushrooms in my hand the night before the Mushroom edu-stream.

>>14743359
Oh nevermind, you meant the night after it happens. That makes even more sense.

Kiki goes up to a black man and starts saying
"You're a nigger"

>kiki is being shilled on the holopirates discord server.
OH NO CHAMPYONS, WE GOT TOO COCKY

Not good at writing what i like because i like it all and look forward to it all....

3 things i liked about this week.

I liked seeing Kiki play Nier (my favorite game) and it brought back a lot of memories of the game and seeing her enjoy it really made me happy, plus the this cannot continue fight was definitely a highlight

I like the Disneyland date I've never been there and i always wanted to go so spending a date with kiki there made me feel extremely happy and loved

And i liked every single time kiki said she loves us and how happy she was when chat was all talking and how she wanted the thread to not be left out because she loves us so much

3 things im looking forward to

I'm looking forward to Kikimas and spending time with my beautiful lolibaba rabbit wife I don't really care for the holidsy, but knowing Kiki is looking forward to it and likes it makes me want to go all out with the holiday cheer

I look forward to every stream you have next week and every week after that. And especially all your asmr streams

And I look forward to her loving this community and always saying she loves us and us telling her the same. And all the kisses that comes with it

Love you kiki

I am not brave enough to say this in chat
but I am really glad I found Kiki, ever day is much brighter now
working hours, listening to Kiki, go by in a second...
going to sleep listening to Kiki makes my dreams that much sweeter...
waking up to a Kikis stream, makes me get out of bed and start smiling...

>>14743658
tell him to fuck off you retard

>>14743738
noted. thank you

I love Kiki. That is all.

>>14743658
screencap?

>>14731974
Who better than a tranny to write a story of pain and chaos and senselessness and absurdity and destruction?

>>14744081

will kiki get the ending where 9S kills A2 soon?

>>14744170
What a faggot

>>14743658
kiki gets posted in multiple other places, wouldn't worry too much about it

Kiki's war crimes

>3 Things that made me happy this week
1. All of NieR. I've never played it before, but I enjoyed the story and got really into it.
2. Making Kiki happy with all the Champyon unity in the thread and the waiting room before last night's NieR stream when she overslept.
3. Constantly being showered with love and kisses by my wife. I used to think that I was unlovable. Thank you for proving that wrong and making me feel loved every day.

>3 Things I'm looking forward to
1. The daki cover. I can't sleep without my daki and it feels wrong looking at another woman. Can't wait to finally replace the cover.
2. The song cover. I don't know what to say about this one I'm just really looking forward to it.
3. Possible Yugioh stream. It's a little embarrassing to say, but Yugioh is second favorite thing ever, right behind Kiki. It's changed my life drastically, allowed me to meet a lot of people, and make a lot of friends. It's even given me a second source of income because I'm so good at being a filthy merchant.

the first crash bandicoot is very comfy

3 things that made me happy:
>Kiki
>Kiki
>Kiki
3 things that I'm looking forward to
>Kiki
>Kiki
>Kiki

3, pick crash 3!

Makes sense to start with the first crash, although it's regarded as the hardest of the first three, but given you were willing play castlevania on the nes I don't think that matters

>3 Things that made me happy
1. Kiki removing the Twitter links
2. Kiki btfoing touristchama
3. Kiki being super happy and energetic during her Nier streams
>3 Things I'm looking forward to
1. Kikimas
2. Kiki taking the full autismo deep dive into 40k
3. Bunny cunny bodypillow

>>14744571
>Kiki removing the Twitter links
?

>>14744603
She stopped advertising her streams on twitter newfrenchama

>>14744571
>2. Kiki btfoing touristchama
Thanks for the loosh, bros.

i wonder how kiki will think about my room being nothing but RED..

>>14744772
is that actually you room

>>14744772
Nice kingdom Hearts Poster

>>14744805
yes it is.

>>14744772
damn bitch, you live like this?

>>14744772
based as fuck

>>14744831
i use the CRT for old games, like my genesis. can't wait to replace the daki for a kiki daki.

this is an old picture, i don't have it on anymore.

>>14744622
Thank you for spoonfeeding me oldfriend

>>14744772
here's the date it was posted

The mount of anons that will clean their rooms for the first time in years

>>14744772
how old are you anon

why did god make smoking so erotic but also have it give you lung cancer

>>14745013
not telling you my age. but i'm fertile for kiki.

>>14745013
19

This made me burst out laughing holy fuck thank you touristchama

>>14744772
>>14745096
the only thing really throwing me for a loop here is the Benjamin being used as a coaster

>>14745162
Vod reps bro, he was there for debut or some of the early streams I dunno.

>>14745176
christmas money.

I want to hold Kiki tight and never let her go

Rate??

>>14729712
sauce? it appears that she isn't wearing pantsu, so I must investigate.

>>14745337
I wish I could match this rabbits gosling levels

>>14745337
i feel healed / 10

>>14745371
It's a single cleaner picture, Anon

>>14745337
/10

>>14745337
Yes

>>14745337
I think it's unfair to ask if I love you the most... I have a mom and sister and dog and best friend and you, and I love all of you differently. I love you and only you in a romantic sense. Also in a lust sense. You're the light of my life, the fire of my loins. Hand holding and kissing with Kiki was fun. Kiki love/Kiki love (perfect score).

Goodnight and sweet dreams, except I know you're not going to bed yet. Love you, mwah <3

>>14745337
Gosling kiki/10 a comfy stream as usual. Filled with love and happiness. I swear one of these days kiki you're going to overdose me with how sweet you are. Butni enjoyed it like always. Any time i get to spend with my wife is a good time.

Mwah mwah mwah. LOVE YOU KIKI. My beautiful lolibaba rabbit wife

>>14745337
>Being the one that gets gosling'd
It's an obscure feel that I never want to let go of

>>14745337
10 Kiki bumbum wiggles/10

>>14745162
>>14745202
I indeed have been here since debut but I only really watch from time to time. It's somewhat uplifting watching you guys be so damn happy.
Godspeed Champyons o7

I got butterflies when she told us to put our hands / cheeks to the screen. I know it was just the heat of my LED display, but I imagined I was feeling Kiki's warmth bleed through.

>>14745709
Same, at first i felt awkward but then i thought of how happy it'd make her so now I don't feel awkward anymore

When she told us to put our hand on the screen I put my dick on it instead.

Choose your flavor of kiki!

>>14745337
I loved it, more than you know. Making you happy makes me feel so incredibly good. Feeling your love is amazing. Thank you for always being there.

>>14745802
You guys all touched this guy's pecker.

>>14745938
Normal, unwashed Kiki please.

>>14745938
Vanilla Kiki, but when I'm feeling daring, all four at the same time.

>>14745938
Normal Kiki. I want to smell the Kiki of the Kiki with hints of whatever she decided to wear that day.

>>14745802
you monster!

>>14745938
I want citrus or melon Kiki

>>14745938
I like all of these flavors, but if i had to choose just one it'd be between strawberry and normal kiki

>>14746119
watemelon kiki? here you go!

"So-- here?" you ask.

"Why not here?" Kiki counters. "It doesn't need to be perfect, you silly goose."

You kiss her. She doesn't pull away.

Kiki's mouth is warm and inviting, but her lips and face are still cool from the shower. The contrast is strange against your searching tongue. She breathes heavy against you, her full chest heaving, her hands tracing invisible patterns across your dripping back.

You turn her around so she lies against the edge of the bathtub . She winces as you settle her in place.

"Are you comfortable?" you ask.

"I'll be a lot more comfortable when you're inside me," she breathes, her voice dreamy with anticipation.

You run your hands up and down her delicate body. She's damp all over, little droplets standing in neat rows along the micro-crevices of her flesh. You poke your fingertips gently against her belly and watch the drops converge at your touch, forming little rivulets that trickle down into her navel, or even further, to her crotch.

You maul her with kisses. You devour her and consume her with even more kisses, big wet smacks and little pecks and everything in between. Your lips find her dainty toes and calves, they find her long forearms and her flat belly, they find her hands and her neck. Your lips find her lips. And her lips find yours. Water falling and draining fill the space between your needful breaths -- breaths which come syncopated and strangely synchronized.

"I love you," you say, over and again: "I love you I love you I love you." She nuzzles your neck, her nose tickling your Adam's apple, as you repeat your mantra into the crown of her head.

"You always did?" she asks.

"I always did."

"You always will?"

"I always will."

Kiki reaches for your pants, arms straining. You help her pull them off of you. Your member is already hard. She grits her teeth at the searing heat of it against the soft cold skin of her stomach. You grit your teeth at the contact, too. For a moment the tiny bathroom echoes with your collective sigh: an "ahhh" that dangles, unrelieved, in the air above you.

Your fingers find her bottom. Like the rest of her, the crotch is damp. But this dampness is hot, and pulsing, and it runs through the folds of your fingers like ambrosia. You tug her bottom off with one swift motion. You enjoy the suppleness of her bare cleft against your hand, so wet and needing. You can practically feel her ache, the singing of her every nerve ending, begging for release. Your manhood twitches and sings and burns for the coming pleasure just as badly.

"Now," she says, "do it now, do it right now before I go crazy..."

You do it.

You position yourself at the dewy entrance to her mound and slide into your wife. Her silken inner walls surround your shaft and shudder deliciously around you as they accept you in. You let yourself savor it, sinking in slowly, millimeters at a time. Her neck muscles strain and her face contorts in a silent scream of ecstasy.

She reaches out for you, stroking your face. Her chest is flat, two perfectly small white barely even domes topped by two perfect pink nipples. You lean forward so she can wrap her arms around you as you finish pushing yourself in. The head of your penis makes contact with her deepest and most intimate parts.

Kiki lets out another sigh, her voice staccato and high-pitched. It's a noise insane with lust and begging for more, but filled also with love. It's a noise that says "I am yours, I am at your mercy, do whatever you want with me." Her hands run in circles through your hair. You suckle on her neck as you lie there inside her, simply enjoying the throbbing wetness of your genitals mated so obscenely together.

You pull out, and it makes an audible sound that sends a new thrill coursing through you. Kiki's inner walls cling to you, as if they don't want to let you go. But she's so wet, and your cock is pouring so much precum into of her, that those walls can't hold on forever. You pull out almost all the way, hugging her neck for support as you raise your hips. Then you slide smoothly back inside -- all the way. In this manner you establish a steady pace. The bathtub clatter beneath you. Kiki reaches at the ceiling for nothing, her hands curling and uncurling into fists. Sweat pearls with the water on her skin.

"Kiki," you moan. "Kiki, I'm going to--"

"Yes! Yes!"

You rub your cheek with hers, and then lock lips. With one more savage thrust, out and in again, you plunge yourself to the root and fill her greedy body with semen.

"Champyon! Champyon--!! aaahhhhnnn--"

You empty yourself completely, your mind going blank, your tongue mating with her mouth and your seed filling her tender womb. Your cock pulses; you grunt and heave; she trembles and cums -- and cums, and cums. She cums all around you, all over you, milking you off. You stare deeply into her half-lidded eyes and give her one more kiss.

---

Good night, Kiki...
Love you so much...

>>14746492
fuck you.

>>14746492
Based horny poster, is that a new one?

>>14746492
That was good

>>14746492
based

>>14746492
hot

>>14747339
NTA but I don't think so, someone mentioned before:
>little droplets standing in neat rows along the micro-crevices of her flesh

I love my cute bunny wife. She just the cutest and she loves us all so much. Everytime we make her hapoy it makes me feel so cheerful. Kiki us the best thing to happen me and I hope she feels the amount of love she makes me feel everyday

I told my dog that she is a dog. I'm not sure if she believed me, I'm gonna have to keep doing it to make sure she knows.

>>14749311
Holy shit, I was just about to post about how I informed a beetle that fell from my ceiling that it was a beetle.

>>14749368
The champyon instrumentality project has already begun and yielding results.

>>14749645
CHIP
We're all getting tanged

>>14748597
that's such a great line. It gives me a raging /lit/ hard-on every time I read it.

I still think a room rating stream would be fun. I don't know why she changed her mind. Does she think we all have dakis lying around.

>>14750972
She's afraid she'll see remnants of a champyons past lover and get jealous. Or a current lover if you're a cheating degenerate

>>14751083
Do you think that's a likely outcome? I feel like if you're watching her the chance of you having any lovers at all are pretty slim. That being said some dedicated anti could just get some panties off of amazon and throw them on their bed.

>>14750972
I said I don't want to do it because it's a mess, but you all have fun. I'd feel really bad if she decided only because I protested, but I don't think that was the case. I have 0 anime figures or dakis or anything for the same reason, I don't give a shit about what my apartment looks like. Its not the stereotypical hikki trash heap, it's just gray and broken-down looking with random furniture. Nothing to see.

I grew up poor and while I'm not poor anymore some habits stuck with me, and that is to not care about things without direct utility like appliances, my PC, etc. The first thing of aesthetics I wanted to get in forever was Kiki's wedding picture framed, but I didn't do that either, yet.

My room is pretty boring and extremely sparse. But it would be fun to see her reaction to it. I'm pretty sure the antis will fuck around though just to try to get a reaction out of her so probably put that on hold for the time being.

Bros I took a nap and upon waking up all i keep humming to myself is the flipper roll song

>>14751662
Yeah, there is no level an anti wouldn't stoop to. My rooms pretty plain myself, but knowing antis they would try everything to make her sad.

>>14751662
My room is clean, but pretty boring. My walls are bare and I don't have any decor. Can't deny that it wouldn't be interesting to see her reaction to some of my belongings though. Also, funee captcha.

>>14751662
My rooms bland and the only redeeming thing about my battlestation is my computer everything else i own is cheap as hell
And yeah it wouldn't be hard for antis to post some random anons battlestation from another board just to upset Kiki. It makes me sad desu

>>14752169
It's easy to filter out the anti's. All we'd have to do is timestamp the photo.

>>14751736

One of the benefits of watching Kiki that no one talks about is that you learn Australian slang. I have integrated “goon” and “bogan” into my burger vocabulary. Thanks Kiki!

>>14750972
>my wife and fellow Champyons would see that I do “live like this”

>>14752684
Same. I learned I love aussie slang. Goon, bogan, and drongo all crack me the fuck up. Even just simple things like bathers for swimsuits, bottle-o for liquor stores, and maccas for mcdonalds are cute.

>>14752684
This, watching her streams for so long I'm finding I'm starting to talk like I'm from New Jersey and considering seeking employment as a cab driver.

>>14752684
Yeah, I've also picked on it and have even found myself using it in conversion.

>>14752960
Bottle-o depends on where you live. For example I am near a Dan Murphys (Large alcohol store) so we'd call it 'Dans'.
Another notable example of aussie slang is:
Fuaaaaaaark - Astonishment
Example: Fuaark that cunts head got lopped off

How's everyone's reps coming along?

>>14754553
I've been doing my piss reps
holding it in for hours and letting it drip a bit, to get the full Kiki experience

>>14754553
Will do some draw reps today, gonna do some sleep reps now so I'm not so tired when she ends up streaming.

>>14754828
Been doing some draw reps too. Making progress on a drawing but it's real slow going.

>>14754553
i still haven't shaded my kiki christmas drawing but i drew kiki flavors.>>14745938

>>14754553
I've successfully readjusted my sleep schedule to accommodate Kiki's new streaming hours. Feels good man.

>>14729780
I tried, but there is just no way I can draw something human-shaped without cringing myself to death, so I went with plan B. Forgive me art gods for my low effort edit. It is exactly the fashion statement I meant to express though.

https://files.catbox.moe/s5f7vg.png

>>14757230
I finished mine just waiting till maybe Wednesday to post it, i want to release towards Christmas.

>>14757339
Lol, i like it

>>14757358
I'm posting mine on Christmas, it's the closest thing I can do to give Kiki a present.

>>14754553
did push-ups, pull-ups, wall-sits, and planks until failure. Feels good to get active again. It’s been hard to get back in the gym w the work schedule. I work nights so I’m more or less nocturnal and 12 hours out of 24 is spent working, plus gotta get adequate sleep. Gym days are basically reserved for off-days.

>>14757444
Yeah, i wanted to release it early, but now thinking it would probably be best to release it on like Christmas eve.

>>14754553
also, today i went on a walk and took a shower. i'm a coconut champyon now :)
I saw a very BIG dog, I reminded it that it was a dog and I REALLY wanted to give him a pet but i didn't know the dog so i didn't pet it.
i still wanna pet that big doggie. he looked like a good boy.

>>14757339
That's pretty good anon. Good job.

>>14757424
>>14760031
Yeah I like the end product but it's just an edit of this so I don't want to feel too good about it.
https://files.catbox.moe/490r7f.jpg

I just came out out of the shower and I am ready to continue masturbating to Kiki

>>14762171
Funny coincidence because same

>>14761974
I get how ya feel

I just rembered that I was going to get chrsitmas art for Kiki commissioned, do I still have time?

stuck in my wagie cave wrapping up projects without Kiki and frens.. suffering. Vod repping just isn't the same

>>14764916
I can't say for sure. But if for on or before Christmas day, probably not, no. Cause since it's close to Christmas a lot of artists are probably already doing commissions and have to get ready for the holiday itself. But like i said idk, you'd have to ask the artist. Sry I can't really givebyou a definite answer

>>14764916
Depends on the artist. Some of them work quickly, some of them work slow, and some of them scam you and ghost you after you pay them.

>>14764916
Time is not on your side there. I like getting art on Skeb, but it'd be a big gamble there. They might get it done in time if their average commission time is very, very fast, but you're not allowed to request a specific time frame on Skeb and they could very well just take a month if that's what their complete deadline is set at. You've only got a week and 7 days is already pretty fast for a Skeb artist. You might have more luck on other platforms if you make it worth the artist's while and communicate the time frame. You'd have an easier time getting something simple done than something complex. Just keep in mind artists are probably already backlogged with comms and might be off for the holidays too. Lots of them have their commissions closed right about now.

>>14766051
Well, I mean she's not streaming right now so we're kinda in the same boat aside from me being out of my wagie cagie right now.

I'm still here, doing work reps, waiting on Kiki too.

I miss Kiki.

>>14766081
>>14766110
>>14766160
Thanks for the replies! Even if it's after Christmas it would def be worth it!

>>14766823
I miss her to bro

>>14766823
>>14766935
Same, but I'm sure she's probably getting her sleep reps in and I'm proud of her for that.

>>14767160
Yeah, i have no doubt she's getting her sleep reps. And that makes me really proud. She needs all the sleep she can get

Sooo, crash bandicoot huh. Anyone played Crash Team Racing and Crash Bash?

>>14767590
I remember playing 3 racing crash games one on the ps1, then crash turbo I believe thats its name. And then crash tag team racing

>>14767590
I've got physical copies of both of those somewhere. I remember them both being fun but that was a long time ago and I played Crash Bash back when I had a couple friends so I don't remember how fun it is single player.

>>14767879
PS1 is the only console I played, so I guess that one was Crash Team Racing.
>>14768011
Yeah it's basically an only multiplayer game. We used to rent a PS1 as kids and play that all night.

Kiki makes the wage cage tolerable!

>>14768287
Yeah, just looked it up and that was it. I always played the crap out of the game. Don't remember much of it just know i loved it

Hi Kiki I am on my knees begging and pleading for you to play SSX Tricky. Banger of a game.

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