/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

MALICE LOVE

>>14693008
Malice is a legit loli right? 18 year old UOOOOOH

>>14693047
younger than kiki even, she's still in high school.

kiki more like qt

>>14693141
>younger than kiki even
how new?

Creepiest fanbase on the entire board. Impressive!

>>14693195
HOW BITCH

>Kiki teasing you with her bumbum it public

bunny cunny

only kiki only kiki

https://aggie.io/5oy3wuix5u
here's the aggie

Ohadayo

i want to lick the kiki cunny

I need to wank rn, brb

lets go kiki WOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kiki cares for my heart, then takes care of my dick. Perfect wife

>>14693195
Poor soul, calling the love between husband and wife creepy. Have fun being alone lol.

>>14693435
not him but the whole marriage thing is sorta weird. She cries on stream all the time when she realizes she can’t be with “her husband”. It’s really obvious that she has serious mental issues but the viewers just feed it and say it’s cute

>>14693717
she just has 'tism and so do we its the perfect match

>>14693660
Maybe this can help with that
https://files.catbox.moe/krjd6o.jpg

OP here. Didn't cross my mind that the tittle might attract shit posters. Should I delete?

I love my wife!

>>14693785
based

>>14693800
delete please.

>>14693195
is Kiki the first /here/ chuuba with actual dedicated antis? they clip her, share screenshots, send emails, visit every thread and shit

>>14693800
You can't once someone has posted in the thread. You might want to wait for one of the regular OPs to make it next time.

>>14693800
Probably yeah

>>14693800
yes

>>14693800
>Should I delete?
anon, how new?

>>14693785
AlloyRabbit is that you?

>>14693846
I am a somewhat regular OP.
>>14693857
I've never thought about deleting a thread in the 10+ years I've been here. Only considered it cause Kiki asked.

Okay i made a new thread. go get it boys

>>14693960
>>14693960
>>14693960

non bait †hread

>>14693968
stop spamming Kiki

>>14693964
link?

>>14693975
>>14693937

>>14693800
Too late, leave it now.

the fuck you doing?

>>14693731
that is more than just autism, anon. watch yourself

>>14694013
obvious falseflag to get the threads banned

>>14694048
>>14693960

use this one from now
sorry meidos

>>14692891
I will dock points for
>[Embed]
-1pt
>No new thread theme
-1pt
>Title that made Kiki sad
-2pt

But at least you linked to last thread, so not a terrible OP. I rate this OP a 6/10.

>>14694065
>still fucked up the OP
gg

>>14693800
i don't get it, the title is the same as the previous thread.

>>14694118
just use the other one you fucking retards

>>14694138
this one was made 1st
stop spamming threads you braindead zoomer

>>14694150
kiki didnt like it
just use the other one

its shitted up

>>14694170
meidos will delete the other ones and keep this one, learn how the board works you newfag

>>14694170
no, respect the rules

>thread has stupid picture
>baity name
>mentions m*l in first post
>right after there's more shitposts

come on retards, just stop bumping it

Kiki love!

>>14694298
>thread has stupid picture
that's a little rude to the artist anon

>>14694358
i just dont like that someone other than kiki is mentioned in the first post. will the leech fuck off?

Lol, Kiki has paper thin skin.

>>14694380
this. kiki will never collab with her again anyway because of that shit

>>14694065
>>14694112
megakeks

>>14694405
>because of that shit
Elaborate

>vt sisters are trying to derail thread and start more drama with other vtubers once again
Don't respond to this shit.

When was the last time you made eye contact with a woman, bros? It's been so long...

>>14694560
There's nothing to elaborate on. Anon's referring to a rrat that doesn's exists. Kiki's relationship with Mal is still on good terms.

>>14694612
about 15 minutes ago with my wife

>>14694612
with my wife, when I kissed her goodnight just an hour ago

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1471185316270592004

>>14694648
Yes. She's based, and draws art for us sometimes. I wouldn't watch her because she's not Kiki, but I would consider commissioning Kiki art from her for sure. The only Ch. I don't mind seeing in chat.

>>14694771
ok can we stop bringing her up now?
kiki seems actually pissed that we brought her up in the first place.
kiki love.

>>14692891
OP, if you're the same retard that made 4 fucking threads then please reframe from making threads and the future and leave it to me. You're going to piss off the entire board with this shit.

>>14694868
Wasn't me. I might be retarded, but I'm not that retarded.

>>14694924
It was probably the schizo then.

>>14694789
Sorry about that. I want Kiki to be happy and to have fun with champyons and friends

>>14694868
it was 2 diffirent people anon.

>>14694721
She truly is a 9,000 year old lolibaba bunpire,

>>14695027
He already responded me and explained that it was not, why did you feel your reply was necessary?

>>14694612
I make eye contact with the thots and flash off my carrot themed wedding ring at the gym to show dominance

>>14694968
No, it wasn't me. I actually took it upon myself to be today's schizo because I saw no less than four /pyon/s in the catalog.

>>14695075
why do you have to be such a fucking dick?

Champyon love!

>>14695452
kiki love!

>>14692891
Woke up from my nap and I want to kiss Kiki on the neck

>>14694868
Pretty sure it was three different people. All of them made early threads because Kiki drew attention to it and the old thread took like an hour to archive from when she brought it up. Kiki, please just don't mention making threads unless it's dead. Someone usually gets to it.

>>14695546
This, lately I've been making threads when we get to page 10 and no sooner specifically because I didn't want to piss people off with multiple threads. She kind of through a wrench in my plans today when she mentioned that. Don't worry about it Kiki, the threads will be tended to. I'll take it upon myself to make sure of that if nobody else is around because I know you want to post less stuff on Twitter and more stuff on here.

>>14695439
I'm sorry man, it's been a long day for me.

>>14695829
Same, except I wait to make them until they are very close to archiving so you usually get to it before me, which is fine.

>>14695873
it's okay champyon, i forgive you.

>>14695546
>>14695829
The last thread was past the bump limit and was on page 10. It may have been a little early for a new thread, but it definitely wasn't too earlier either. The bigger issue was caused by her somehow correlating the current thread name to the early shitposters and asking for a new thread. That caused two other anons to rush and make even shittier threads. More threads only draws more attention to us and propagates more shitposting.

https://voca.ro/1cnj0PdrRlXh
when will it end

>>14696309
Go to sleep Kiki

>>14696309
It's official folks, this thread has been christened by Kiki with a vocaroo we can now vacate the other threads.

The quickest way to get a thread to die is to get it past the 320 bump limit.

Let's get this thread back on track for our beautiful lovable lolibaba rabbit.

Recent stream 10/10 kino, best part was Kiki making everything lewd as always this time with her tumor clover.

>>14696354
>>14696309
Doing my part, KIKI LOVE

>>14696309
eat milk and sleep you little cunny slut

>>14696373
>:( isnt a chuumor

>>14696395
I like when you verbally degrade me anon tell me more -3-

>>14696309
Go to bed. Your streams pushed back to 10pm JST now

>>14696309
Kiki go to bed. Get some rest. And have some great comfy and cozy champyon filled dreams. You wascally wabbit

Love you

https://voca.ro/1wYS1eqOO0Z9
stop with this fake kiki propaganda!

>>14696451
Nice voice changer, but I won't be bamboozled. That other anon posted the irrefutable kissy face.

>>14696451
I'd say that if you don't go to sleep I will spank you but you would like that so instead if you go to sleep now I will spank you when you get up as a reward.

>>14696451
Sorry sweetie, but you ain't fooling me.

https://voca.ro/190PhjrdUCuP
ninis

>>14696451
Yes you're a rabbit, a rabbit that needs her sleep so she can get up tomorrow well rested and ready to take on the day.
SO....put your bumbum on your bed lay back grab carrot-kun, cuddle him, and go to sleep.

Love you

>>14696636
Goodnight Kiki, sweet dreams <3

>>14696636
Mwah mwah mwah, goodnight kiki. Have some cozy dreams. OGEY? Love you

>>14696636
sleep tight
tight like my cock inside your cunny

>>14696636
I made her sad bros.... I can never redeem myself from this.

>>14696738
champyon redemption arc!

>>14696738
Pour some soul into a drawing that usually cheers her up

>>14696738
Shame. Now do your reps

>>14696738
I'm right here with you Anon and this isn't the first time I've made her sad. We just have to keep going and only try to make her happy from now on. Hopefully she'll accept us again someday.

>>14696636
Good night Kiki, love you <3

champyon template should be in the op next thread

>>14696636
I had a lot of fun today, lets make each day better than the last. Goodnight and sweet dreams Kiki, I love you very much. Mwah <3

Sorry champyons I can't help kill this thread, I need my sleep reps too. Goodnight champs, I love you too.

>>14696738
Yep, been there too. I'm sure it hurts and it should, you need to learn to be better, but don't worry too much. Kiki is a kind and forgiving wife.

>>14697253
I think putting it in one of the first posts makes it more visible than a catbox link in the OP. The OP is already getting lengthy.

>>14697454
come on burgers, lets try kill the thread

>>14696863
Good thing I happen to have something nice I've been working on for her that I'll be posting tomorrow.

>>14697640
Nearly half way there.

For the wage slaves, are you guys taking any days off in the next couple of weeks to celebrate Kikimas?

Bros why is drawing space marine bolters so goddamn hard

>>14697762
Consider tracing

>>14697733
kikimas, i like that

>>14697733
Yes. I've got beginning this weekend I took the next two weeks off and will go back in January.

>>14697733
For me, vacation starts tomorrow, and lasts for all of December. I really fucking needed a break. I'm going to use the time off to not miss a single Kiki stream.

>>14697893
I must have stroked out hard writing that. Good thing I have a vacation coming up.

>>14697733
Not a wagie but a student and finals are finished so I got the rest of the month to celebrate Kikimas

>>14697930
Yeah, I really wanted some time off too. Spending it with Kiki will make the whole thing better.

I feel like a kid again getting excited for the holidays.

>>14698055
Same, usually i don't care about the holidays, but now I'm actually ecstatic that Christmas is almost here.

>>14698055
Normally I hate Christmas, but Kiki's got me looking forward to it this year.

>>14697733
all my classes out and i can now fully enjoy kiki by waking up at 3am to watch her. i hope she posts a new schedule soon so i dont miss anything though

Please I want to have sex with Kiki.

>>14698851
You won't.

>>14699075
just finished having sex with the wife right now actually (telepathically)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY7mtwGecDI&ab_channel=KikiCh..
get in here

>>14699075
Please I'm begging you.

>>14699503
You'll need to learn how to lucid dream. The only other other is hiring a hooker and duct taping a tablet playing a Kiki stream to her face. I'm sorry anon I truly am but those are your only options.

>>14699888
>is hiring a hooker and duct taping a tablet playing a Kiki stream to her face.
How do you do this?

>>14699888
https://youtu.be/2WPta4nioIU

>>14699888
Only the first one is an option. Only Kiki.

I feel like a rhapsodic kid again with Kikimas right around the corner. I've purchased myself a kiki sized tree to add some festivity to the room. This may just be the best Christmas in my entire life holy shit!

>>14701297
I bought a tree that is less than Kiki sized but same, I love having something to look forward to celebrating again.

Whatever happened to /pyon/ sings?

Do you guys at which moment you became a gosling? For me it was the undertale streams.

>>14706623
probably just debut. but that makes me wonder when did she start calling us husbands? i cant pinpoint the exact stream where it happened it just felt like a slow transition to me

>>14706623
I discovered Kiki a few weeks after her debut thanks to the based Kiki clips poster. I didn't really watch her all that much until the png roleplay stream. That's when I went full gosling for her. I had just got off work and crawled into bed when I got the stream notification on my phone. I had no idea what I was in for. I ended up tuning into the middle of some autistic girl role playing with png's of farm animals. It was the most entertaining shit I'd ever seen. I haven't missed a stream since then.

>>14706623
About two or three streams in I knew. It wasn't even a question of whether or not I'd set my alarm for 4AM in the morning to catch her late JST streams, I just did it on autopillot because I really liked her. Looking back, that's the first time I ever actually set my alarm clock for anybody, I fucking love sleeping in. I've watched many streamers, big ones, small ones, but never found anybody like Kiki.

>>14706623
I can't exactly say when. But all i KNO is one minute I was in love. And everything else is history

>>14705567
Dead and buried, like a lot of regulars

>>14706623
Yes, and I keep it close to my heart. Like that other anon, I haven't missed a stream since I fell in love with her.

>>14708398
Same. I love my sleep. Or I did, I guess. I don't mind being tired if it means I can see Kiki.

>>14707699
i think it happened in late october during a stardew stream. id have to go back and check to be sure

>>14706623
brother there were a first few streams where I realized I liked her but I cried when I watched the vod of the first ASMR.

>>14706623
for me i treated her like a friend in the first few weeks, then she started calling us her husbands and i treated her like my bunny cunny wife

>>14709200
Same. I'm very particular about getting 8 hours of sleep every night at the very least. At least I was. I don't mind losing sleep if it's for Kiki.
>>14709354
I cried the hardest I have in a long time towards the end of her '(ASMR) Going to bed with kiki' stream. I dozed off somewhere during the middle and woke up to her singing You Are My Sunshine. I couldn't hold back the tears. That song has made me emotional. I teared up a little while typing this post thinking about Kiki singing it.

And now for where we last left off

>>14706623
the time when she was cute

it's like 8:48am for her, guess she's getting her well earned sleep reps

I just want to say I love my wife and the genuine love and warmth she provides like no other!

I had my first kiki dream last night, there was some kind of street festivities and we were holding hands in a cafe of some kind. I should have wrote about this sooner i cant remember most of it now

Kiki? More like peepee.

>>14712204
GOTEM

>>14711777
Happy for you bro and yeah as cringe bringe as it sounds keeping a journal can assist with lucid dreaming.

Kiki blink three times if you are in duress!

>>14714100
She's sleeping anon, Its only been like four and a half hours since she put up the waiting room, she's probably exhausted.

the stream has turned into an actual anime chatroom

Oh right I forgot to answer because I didn't want to put it in Kiki's chat but someone asked where I get LNs these days and that's usually either Nyaa (if you search for "Officially Translated Light Novels" there's huge packs of all of them or you can search them individually) or LNWNCentral for the fan translations.

>>14706623
Probably around her kao streams I had been lurking and sometime in the middle of one of them she kissed and I started to fall, then the membership and asmr streams sealed the deal now I'm in love

>>14714666
Oh thanks bro, I actually download all my anime from there I never realized they had LNs. I'll check that out.

>>14714274
Sorry thread frens, didn't mean to leave you out of the conversation. We've got 3 hours to get this thread killed before Kiki gets back.

>>14714728
Yeah. I think manga is the bigger pain in the ass because The Goddess is basically dead and Mangadex, which killed it, has a lot of series pulled because of DMCA. I've been out of the loop on manga for a while so I don't know if thats changed.

>>14706623
I don't know, at some point I noticed that I wanted to watch her and only her. Now I just think about how much I love her.

She woke up, but she's gonna be back at 12:30 JST

>>14706623
I goslinged the first stream I saw her, and I fell in love a couple days later. I'm actually somewhat new, I found her on /vt/ only at new model debut. I was like "I heard there was some cunny here". By the end of it I was certain I could fall in love with her if I let myself, and I knew it was a big commitment not something to take lightly. I decided to do it and here I am now, best decision I've made in awhile. She can't be compared to just any vtuber, it's something entirely different for me. Literally a long distance girlfriend except kinda shared and a wife. I was also notoriously a jew with my donos, but I donate to and member Kiki.

>>14714797
>3 hours
Isn't 12:30 JST in like an hour and fifteen mintes or am I retarded

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1471301846819954688

>>14714797
dont worry i dont mind anime talk

>>14714959
Yeah thats what Google is telling me

>>14714959
No you're right, I'm the retarded one my bad.

>>14714964
Ahhhhh I love her so much. She's so sweet and considerate to everyone. It melts my heart.

>>14714989
Sweet dreams kiki, see you when you wake. Love you

>>14714989
Ogey don't worry and get your rest but please stop telling twitterfrens when the stream starts. I thought we agreed on that. You might be too tired for vocaroo confirmation but still just post a -3- or something and we'll trust it.

>>14714989
Don't worry Kiki, we wanted you to get your rest anyway. Love you, have a nice sleep.

>>14715060
Yeah, that's one of the reasons I love her so much. She's always caring for everyone and tryingnto make us all happy. She's such a great wife.

>>14714964
UOOOOOOOHHHHHH WE MADE HER HAPPY BROS 50 PUSH UPS AND SIT UPS RIGHT NOW

>>14715182
Already on it bro!

>>14715182
I don't think she realizes how excited I get when I know that something I did helped make her happy.

>>14715250
Same. I get really giddy when she tells me that I made her happy.

>>14715250
Same dude, it always cheers me up knowing that something I did made Kiki happier. I don't thinknthere is a term that can describe the feeling

>>14696738
>>14696883
Did we redeem ourselves? Did we do good?

>>14715364
I think we did good bro. Feels fucking great.

>>14715250
Yeah... I want her to be happy in general but when I know I personally did it or helped make it happen it feels ten times as good.

>>14715364
>>14715404
God it's always good seeing a nice redemption arc

>>14715364
I'm >>14696883 and yes, I think we did good.

On a different note, it warms my heart that other champyons like shitty isekai as much as I do.

>>14715468
When I made her feel sad that one time it was so bad. I definitely made myself feel worse than her to punish myself, I obsessed about it the whole day. I looked at what I did from every perspective and tried coming up with many ways to apologize or redeem, but in the end I realized I should just take the hint and pretend it never happened. Anything else would just be more dramafaggotry. Kiki is very kind to us bros.

>>14715647
Yeah why not, it's the fast food of anime. They're rarely at the top of my lists, just Youjo senki and maybe I'm forgetting one or two more (Konosuba?), I'm definitely more of a snob, but an isekai is fine too.

>>14715663
Yeah, i understand that feeling. Thiugh I've never made her sadnand hope i never do, it always hurts seeing her sad. And every tweet, reply, comment, and chat ai make I second guess myself. Asking was that the right thing to say, will that make her sad, and etc. But recently I've been tryingnto convince myself its fine and all. And yeah she's so kind to us. How'd we ever end up so fucking lucky to have her as a wife

What do you guys think of this photo of me and the wife?

https://files.catbox.moe/lpxyap.png
reposting my low effort preggers test kiki edit just to kill thread faster

>>14715975
That one's tame enough that I don't think you need to catbox it. Unless you're an imageban-fren

>>14716066
Yeah, rangebanned. I'll get the pass eventually, I hate that I'm being forced to do it but whatever.

>>14715663
I know that feel. She verbally told me that I made her sad on stream once and it destroyed me. I spent several days thinking about how apologize. I came to the same conclusion, dropped it, and decided to try my best to only make her happy from now on.

https://files.catbox.moe/rqmdvy.mp4

>>14716107
I've had to get the pass for pissing off the jannies too many times in these threads.

>Lucid dreams
I consider myself somewhat of an oneironaut. A dream explorer, as cringe as that sounds. I love lucid dreaming, I did it a lot, and I love trying out stuff in my dreams and figuring out how it all works. I don't mean to brag, it's not some kind of super power, if anything I only focused so much on it because I lacked stuff to do IRL. It just so happens to be a really big interest of mine.

>>14716277
Post too many dick pic?

>>14716107
I used to buy passes with bitcoin and it makes me laugh thinking about how much the bitcoin I spent on them would be worth now.

I want to hear about everyone's Kiki dreams. So tell me about them

>>14716324
I'm so jealous, been trying to lucid dream everbsinceni found out about it

>>14716335
I've had one Kiki dream and I don't remember what it was about, I just know I was really happy when I woke up.

>>14716333
Nah the jannies were tired of mopping up Kiki's piss kek

>>14716419
A fellow pisschad, I'll toast to that.

>>14716419
That was my second guess.

>>14716335
My last Kiki dream was that she posted a 4 minute vocaroo that I never got to listen to. That shit hurt man.

To the guy that can put himself in sleep paralysis that sounds fucking terrifying why would you do that?

>>14716480
>didn't get to listen to the 4 minute dream vocaroo
What a fucking travesty

>>14716335
I've posted all 3 of mine at length already, sure it would help kill the thread but I kinda don't feel like doing it again. I'll just describe them super-short:

1. Kiki tells me to go find her fuses or something, I'm like okay but can't find them so I'm ashamed to go back to her. 2 champyons in the dream too, one is a chad the other a horrible eye-extending fatso monster.
2. Kiki bent over on bed wearing just her shirt, delicious bum bum. She comes to me and lifts up her shirt showing delicious cunny and tummy, then turns around becomes a black cat and runs away.
3. The lucid dream. First tried to find her without success, then saw her stream in very vivid high definition on a tv, then finally found her and sexed her bum bum.

I'm kind of a very horny dreamer, especially lucid dreamer. In lucid dreams I'm either trying out dream super-powers or everywhere I go I must also rape. That last one was a combination of trying to summon Kiki and then also sex her, and I'm kinda proud it worked. I'm definitely interested in having romantic dreams with her, of course, but sadly it didn't happen yet. I envy that one guy that said he dreamed some romantic dreams with her.

>>14716335
I've had two kiki dreams.

The first one was me waking up and feeling all warm and cuddly. I heard a noise in my house so I got up to investigate. I followed the sound all the way through my living room and towards my back porch door. I was hesitant but decided to open it anyway. The sight stunned me. On my porch wearing nothing but a white button up shirt was Kiki. She had a cup in her hand and I couldn't figure out what she was drinking. But she turned to look at me and smiled pointing to the chair I have on the porch. I smiled and sat down and she sat on my lap and the rest of the dream was spent watching the sunrise together.

The secondnone was shorter and vastly different. Probably due to stress. But I woke up surrounded by a dark cloudy void. I was scared, nervous. It felt like that was it. I had no idea what was happening, but then I heard her. Kiki voice echoed throughout the void. "Hello. I love you. It's ogey I'm here. You're okay. I'll always love you You Kno?" And upon hearing it I felt myself warm up. And then I really woke up.

So thats mine

You know what's terrifying? Sleep walkers. That shit is nightmare inducing. My older brother sleep walks, I woke up one night to find him just starting at me. And he often talks to himself while sleep walking too.

>>14716620
I just wanted to try it. And i learned I could i always wake myself up before i get to scared. It a wierd feeling though

i had 2 dreams about kiki too!

One was where she wanted me to drive her to oklahoma for some reason

and another was a stream of her playing the piano.

so weird..

>>14716772
I use to sleep walk when i was young. My parents would always tell ne I'd go through the house opening the doors. Lol thank god i grew out of that

>>14716734
Yeah that first one sounds pretty damn cool, I want one of those.

I've had several Kiki dreams, and 2 dreams surprisingly involving champyons and not Kiki. All of them were nightmares.

>>14716772
I've only sleep walked once in my life and it was a nightmare and it sucked. Fuck that shit.

are there any other vod archiverbros?

>>14716947
I archive the karaokes, I'd like to clip all of her songs one day and put it into a giant playlist.

>>14716912
Lucid dreams may not be the best way to get romantic dreams but they are the absolute solution to nightmares. Since I've gotten good at lucid dreaming my nightmares have greatly reduced in frequency and about half the time they happen I rember it's a dream and fight back ez pz. It's very empowering.

>>14716947
Yes

KIKI love? KIKI LOVE

>>14717045
how complete would you say your archive is? I believe i'm missing 1 kao vod

>>14717094
Indeed, Kiki love!

Guys lets start spitballing the theme for the next thread. Give me your best theme and thread song.

>>14717094
Always Kiki Love

>>14716780
I've experienced sleep paralysis a handful of times. Nothing was scarier than my first time though. I woke up and couldn't move of course. I thought there was something seriously wrong with me so I tried to call for my roommates, but I couldn't even do that. I spent the next minute screaming at the top of my lungs silently. I didn't see anything weird so I wasn't aware that I was still asleep until after it wore off.

>>14717200
Well something Nier related would be the easy answer. WH40k related also.

>>14717316
Oh and yeah, lucid bro here, I've never actually had sleep paralysis. I might have had it but I actually didn't even try to move? Since I usually want to experience and remember anything that is going on in my head, the dream but also the hypnagogic/hypnapompic hallucinations before and after falling asleep. Dunno, but I don't think I ever had it.

>>14717316
Yeah my first time spooked me, i woke up but I couldn't see so i was scared tried to scream and nothing.

Now the first time i put myself undernsleep paralysis i saw something a toddler it walked towards me, it had no face and i was like okay creepy then it shook and teleported, now i cant looj around so i saw it pop into view out of the corner of my eye, i forced myself to wake. And the second time i did (only did it twice) i saw gray spindly fingers crawl over my face and a head slowly following them. I woke up before i saw its face

>>14717200
>She Rembered Edition

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9EnyPqeDWg

>>14717428
You'd probably know if you had sleep paralysis. Lucid dreaming is more dream than awake. Sleep paralysis is more awake than dream. In other words, you're mostly conscious, can't move, and your mind conjures up shadowy creatures or demons around your room.

>>14717553
Yeah nah, I do think I'd know if that ever happened.

>>14716887
I'm not sure what made me dream that, but I'm so happy i did

I have not had sleep paralysis, but I sometimes have those dreams where I'm falling out of a tree and feel pins and needles in my legs.

>>14717511
The second time I experience it was in my car. I was taking a nap on my lunch break and when I woke up there was a bunch of balloons with packages tied to them falling from the sky. I immediately tried to dart up and catch one, but I couldn't move and was pretty salty.

We're trying really hard to bump this thread to death while seeking the comfy next thread. But what if we were in the comfy thread all along?

>>14717703
Both falling dreams and having trouble moving legs and hands is common trope. Also teeth falling out, being chased...

>>14717819
what have we done

>>14717819
>>14717912
Everyone stop bumping! We must preserve the comfy thread.

>>14717740
That doesn't sound nearly as terrifying as what most assume sleep paralysis dreams if only most of the dreams were like that

>>14717819
I'm just having a good time with my fellow champyons. We made Kiki happy and we're all bonding a little. It is pretty comfy.

>>14716620
I can trigger it whenever I want to as well by sleeping in a certain position. It was scary at first mostly because I was "defenseless" (can't move limbs) I couldn't even see what was fucking with me until the last moment. That stopped the moment I saw this scene in HXH it may sound retarded but that's what happened kek

She's live!

Fuck, marry, love.

>>14718651
marry marry marry

starting the stream off strong

how have you champyons been? I haven't been able to catch any streams since I was on a business trip in Australia. I didn't see kiki but I did whistle to someone at the beach

>>14718919
bogan detected

Kiki's triggering my autism. I NEED a yugioh stream.

Here's a controller that I use.
https://www.mwave.com.au/product/logitech-f310-usb-gamepad-ab44905

I met kiki once but she just acted weird when I whistled at her(I'm autistic and can't talk) maybe she was having a bad day

TIME FOR FISHE

I am a whistle.

>>14718651
t-thank you for posting my drawing anon.

Threadfrens koko

Kiki and her battle moose

I want to breed kiki while sticking my fingers in her mouth.

i never thought i would be using this again so soon

>>14723018
kek

>>14723018
FUCKING KEK'D

this rabbit bout to make me act up, i swear shes baiting us

We are all lost

Threadfren here, I made something in the meantime.

>>14723799
impressive, keep it up champ

>>14723799
That's really cute anon

>>14723799
very cute

>>14723799
the carrot could be crustier tho

>>14723919
Yeah, she doesn't want to show what carrot kun looks like right now

SHE DID IT AGAIN

I can't fucking take it bros. She's so sweet. She's so cute in her little glasses. I love how the mic like cuts out when she yells. I love her sense of humor. I love her child-like innocence. I love her passion for life and being able to appreciate the beauty in things I would have overlooked.
https://files.catbox.moe/254ooh.mp4
Thread friends are not gone you goose. I'm working and have to lurk!

>lurkers lurking
Who woulda thunk

God i cum so hard while listening to the sound of Kiki's sweet voice. My cock is in my hand for half the stream.

>>14724212
The fact she doesn't go full in with the hornyposting and start talking about how deep her pussy is like other vtubers makes me love her even more

>>14724532
I want her to describe her piss soaked cunny

>>14724532
>Beware the tourist
>The trannies
>The baitposters

>>14723796
Get out while you still can, friend.

>>14724759
No u

>>14724532
This guy gets it

2B totally pegs 9S

she so cute when she has fun.

Kiki Kute Klub!

something something Kiki riding a hog haha get it

>>14725501
>Running on all fours with Kiki on your back

Kiki I made this for you to remind you that it is almost Kikimas, pls rember.

>>14725695
HASHIRE

in light of recent events

>>14725695
Cute! Really nice job anon

>>14725695
CUTE

>>14725695
carrot isn't covered in kiki's fluids. 0/10

>>14725695
Carrot-kun looks happy

>>14725774
inb4 zoomer hog rider meme

>sitting at your desk in your home office
>your eyes are tired and you want to sleep but you've got more to accomplish
>the door creaks open behind you
>you hear light footsteps behind you
>kiki wraps her arms around you, you're still seated.
>"hey. hey. you're my husband."

>>14725859
Oh fuck. I'm going to gosling.

THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nzagHA8koA

>>14725838
fuck me, im glad i didnt know this existed

>>14725695
wicked cute anon very nice.

is she gon make me cry

How much can you overhead press bros?
I've reached the point where I can hold Kiki way over my head and then some

tactical goosing inbound

I'M GOING TO FUCKING GOSLING

>>14726229
Given Kiki's weight I could probably hold two of her over my head.

>Live viewers
>Vod Chads
>Knowing the music video song

very nice, cant wait for the full thing kiki!~

>>14726229
I've been crushing ohp with the sole intention of being able to recreate this with Kiki

>>14726419
>It's been 8 years
Where does the time go

Holy KINO

I uh, I really like it when she catcalls us

>4'9 girl verbally harasses you on the street
dreams do come true

un-ironically diamonds

G-GET THIS FUCKING BRAT OFF OF ME!!!
HELP!!!!

I c-cant take it b-bros. How did she know my exact fetish?

>>14726798
I don't even know I have a fetish until now.

>calls you a little bitch
>puts her hands all over you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnY-R_3PgSE

>>14726860
me either

This fucking rabbit walks up to you and grabs your ass. What do?

I have nothing to fear from the police I'm no neighbor

>>14726922
cry

>>14726922

>Kiki when the cops come
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeDM1ZjMK50

This is peak fucking content

>>14726922
Submit to my cunny master

yo this stream

KIKI LOVE??!?

Bros this is the best thing to happen before going to bed

Imagine Kiki giving you kisses not through a screen but irl

>>14727304
KIKI SEX

>>14726922
Godamn it I was gonna try to sleep after stream but now all I can think of is a 4'9 rabbit wife pinning me to a wall and forcing herself on me.

Don't lie to me bros, did you kiss the computer screen just now?

new thread?

>>14727365
Wait till page 10, and then I'll make one.

>>14727360
I always do
>>14727365
We're on page 6, calm down

>>14727341
god i want this badly, i wanna rub her small and squishy body , lightly squeezing her waist and kissing her neck and tummy, rubbing my fat erect cock against her wet and ready cunny and breeding her with our legs tied to eachother, sloppilly kissing eachother.until she eventually passes out and falls alseep in my arms, and i cuddle her to sleep.

>>14727304
Kiki love!

>>14727286

>>14727360
I kiss in the screen's general direction.

>Cunny
>Sassy
>Bratty
>Dominant when she wants to
>Vampire
>autism
She ticks every single one of my fetish boxes
I love my Lolibaba wife!

>>14727360
M-Maybe

>>14727356
kayfabe letting Kiki pin you to the wall bc she wants to be a dom for a night somehow cuter

>>14727360
yes

For me its the kisses and the suspicious eye closing and mouth movements ;)

>>14727592
yeah why'd she mute and open her mouth?

For me it's that my wife is fucking cute and I literally am in love with her

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1471372264956313603

>>14727497
I mean it's no fun if it isn't a "struggle-cuddle"

never thought I'd have to waistband a hard-on while sitting at my desk in the office but here we are lmao

>>14727667
I fucking love you Kiki

>>14727697
thats what she wanted

>>14727667
I want to gently feel kiki's soft hair and ears and slowly go in for a kiss on her soft vanilla lips!!!!!!!

>>14727619
So you can use it for target practice.

>>14727667
God I love you so much. Never stop being you.

>>14727751
I love that little bratty minx

>>14727667
I need Kiki kissies to live! Mwah, mwah mwah <3 <3 <3

>>14727697
There was an anon earlier in the old thread who had a similar problem, i wonder if kiki secretly knows when champs aren in the office and so she chooses to act horny then

>>14727667
mmmm, yes, violate me with your vanilla bunny lips. i beg you to stop but you just slap me with your tiny hands and keep kissing harder

I want to fuck this rabbit so bad. I want to squeeze her large ass and shove my erect cock inside her. I want to see the lust in her eyes as I move my hips. I want to suckle on her tiny tits as I thrust harder. I want to hear her soft moans slowly turn into "OH FUCK" and" YEAH HARDER" I want to see her start to drool because of the immense pleasure over taking her tiny body. I want to feel her tiny hands move up over my shoulders and digging her nails into my back. Then she pushes her face into my chest screaming out in pleasure as I feel her insides clamped on my shaft. And then under gasping breathe. "Cum in me Anon. I-I'm ready." And with a final thrust I want to feel my body release all my lust into her. And as we fall onto the bedI want her to look into my eyes with tears of joy and say "I love you" and then we embrace in a passionate kiss and silently drift off to sleep holding each other in our arms.

I wonder why there was no outro this stream…

Kiki sex Kiki sex Kiki sex

>got off work
>live close to the office
>you feel something small bump your butt
>ignore it
>ten paces further you feel something again
>definitely a hand, but it feels so small?
>instinctually swat behind you, as you make a 180 turn
>as you turn your hand makes contact with something fleshy, a wrist
>startled, you're now facing behind you
>you lock eyes with a petite woman peering at you with a devilish smirk on her face
>d-did you just grab my ass?
>you take a step back in shock as the words feebly spill out of your mouth.
>she doesn't break your gaze
>well yeah, it's just you and me out here, she retorts
>you stand there dumbfounded
>she closes the distance between you
her right foot lands on your left, her trail foot follows
>you look down at this girl who's now standing on your feet, in an unbroken gaze
>she gets up on her tip-toes, leaning upwards
>what are you going to do about it she smugly asks
>she's close enough to your face now that you can smell the lip balm she's wearing
>it's vanilla.

Do you think Kiki rubs pussy while streaming

>>14728339
>think
You can hear her schlick on stream if she forgets to lower her gain

>>14728339
We have evidence that she does

>>14728339
she's denied that she'd do something so lewd on stream before. I don't know if I completely believe her

>>14728441
i really want her to post a secret vocaroo of audio of her masturbating. hearing her moans...

>>14728543
she wouldn't ever lol
shes lewd at times but tiptoeing the line

>>14728576
stop trying to burst my sexual fantasies, imagine it anon imagine her embarassment as she moans into the microphone with the sounds of her wet bunny cunny. imagine her face red as a tomato.

>>14728339
Maybe only a little, she needs to really get into it to get off. Animal noises and everything. That's why she has to end streams early despite missing us.

>>14728576
she would we just need to degrade her morals a bit more

>>14728740
never
t. kiki

>>14728740
groomer no grooming!
groomer no grooming!

>>14694038
i just mean we get along

>>14728740
Begone groomer!

>>14728339
where is direct evidence of kiki doing th is pz my penus

i can't take it anymore kiki i'm going to australia to sniff your cunt.

>>14728850
people said it was her schlicking but it was just her mouth

>>14728863
h-her pussy mouth?

>>14728850
Yeah I think it was just mouth noises. Speaking of which, the stream before last had very nice mouth noises. Mic kun was in fear for his life.

>>14728895
Dude those noises are still in my mind, like holy shit my imagination couldn't stop, not that I wanted to.

>>14728851
I've been stalking Kiki ever since she announced herself as our wife
I will never directly approach her instead I slink between alleyways and corners never getting too close but never straying too far getting light whiffs of Kiki's smell before scurrying off to my hideout

God, I've got so many fics I wanna write now, but so little time.

>Champyon goes to the vet (kiki in scrubs and latex gloves)
>Pee holding, exhibitionism and public humiliation
>Reverse chikan by Kiki

>>14728777
real kiki numbers

I made a complete 12 days of kikimas carol and I wanna share but I kind of want to wait until it’s closer to Christmas, or at least until the new thread.

What a blessing it has been to find Kiki.
>sweet
>charming
>smart
>goofy
>sincere
>bratty
>smug
>shy
The fact that Kiki has been able to make me cry with her kindness and can turn me on so easily is still wild to me
I think about Kiki all the time and want her to continue pursing her goals outside of streaming. I'm thankful i have someone to care about and have her care about me, too.

>>14729204
I can’t seem to get a good one for the 12 day though.

>>14729227
Couldn't have said it better myself

>>14728777
>checked
THE NUMBER SPEAK TRUTH

Thread as promised

>>14729712