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>>14714435too big
If quads I akasupa
>>14714435holy perfection
>>14714435i don't think you understand golden ratio
GURA CUTE
I love Ina!
(BIG VOICE) I LOVE SANA!
>There's at least one frog in this thread right nowGross
KIARA LOVE
>>14714435UUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH! T u T
Is funny because Gura drives like a smart car owner
>>14714435UUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>14714545https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR4m1HVbkBU
Zoombie doko?
>>14714435>math
Please God let it be this one
Imagine driving Gura around in a little RC car
FOUR (4) Global Threads
>>14714435She's so perfect
>>14714545Yeah, me.
Babies!
>>147145673D frog karaoke onegai
That Kiara and Kronii collab was surprisingly great. They have good chemistry.
I love Mori!
>>14714581think of the 2views..
>>14714193https://youtu.be/VvWJEPpgjQI?t=392Safe to say yes.
>>14714568I'm going to coombie in the zoombie!
>>14714586Milk
>>14714586
Gura TAKES what she wants.
>honda N Sex
Deadbeaks.
You fags made my onahole thread fall off the board
>>14714606THIS FUCKING HORNY SUCCUBUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What would dating Bae be like?
howdy
I hope Gura plays bully someday, feels like her type of humor
I want to see Gura attempt to drive an actual car
Bless this shark and her car autism
>>14712016Donehttps://litter.catbox.moe/k0yy6z.webm
>>14714614based and blessed
>Gura loves drones>I like piloting dronesWE ARE
>>14714635Howdy!
>Honda nsx....
Gura sounds different with the hat on.
>>14714630Hell, don't do it bro
>>14714655autistic
Thoughts on Reine having read every fanfic on AO3 tagged with her:https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Pavolia%20Reine/works>Reine x Moona>Reine x Irys>Reine x female student>Reine x male viewer (she snips snips your dick off)
>>14714435Perfection
moomer, not today... heh...
>Gura did 2 streams today>Kronii also will do 2 streams todayGood day
>>14714435OUUUUUUUHHH PERFECT BODY
>>14714647my dick
>>14714662sex hat
>>14714643It wasn't pretty in AC
Man this is so stupid, I cannot help noticing how absolutely stiff Gura's hair is... Was this the price of her new outfit having better rigging?
>>14714630soft and loud
How do we correct this mesugaki?
>Gura's hood return>As she returns to the hood (GTA V)Poetry, pottery even
rrat
>>14714662Probably bored of the story but that's all there is to do
>>14714677LET'S GO
>>14714643A family of 4 would die
>>14714647Thanks!
>>14714661anon?
>>14714568I need my ollipium...
>>14714630Super cute gf, terrible in-laws
>>14714696Why contain it?
>>14714696Get a better rigger for her base model.
>>14714677The sex with Kiara must've been amazing
>>14714696With domestic violence
Did Gura completely forget about the car she spent 30 minutes on last GTA stream?
>>14714647sex
>>14714696It seems like just superchatting you with your concerns works judging from today's ASMR discussion.
>>14714696Rape
>>14714696With Painal.
>>14714696The answer to everything is ____
>Your Oshi>How would she have sex with Trevor?
>>14714696Send her to bed early. She clearly wants rape correction so it wouldn’t work.
>>14714661Anon?
>>14714677>Gura and Kronii doing multiple streams in one dayThis is unexpected in a good way
>the guy spamming GURA ARE YOU HINDU >the gigantic wall of text love confessions>Actual non-ironic PLS COME TO BRASILGura's chat is something else today
would you?
Too all chumk*ks:I've been digging deep and my research points towards your oshi being a filthy FUCKING cutie gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute
>gura likes cars>but can't drive carsshe's literally 95% of /o/
>>14714732That's what has always worked but schizos are poor so they just post here bitching instead of just asking for the thing they want
>>14714630I imagine she would be very clingy
IT'S DECEMBER
>>14714658I really wish the Yagoo's dream meme ended after this moment
>>14714731She wants a full garage. One car is not enough to sate her lust.
>>14714696Forcing her to get pregnant. Let's hope the baby turns out normal this time.
I can't get over how stupid Gura looks with her hat on.
>>14714647>that eyebrow raise kek i missed that
why did ame want gurape?
>>14714732>b-but she doesn't read them!Fuck those dickheads, the best way to get an answer out of her is to ASK her. Anyone who chooses to bitch here is retarded.
>>14714696Once she's tied to the bed with Reine it will work itself out.
>>14714752GuraClearly a yes
>>14714731No, hence her wish to add to the collection.
>>14714752>Trevor is an earlyfag
>>14714759the finest humanity has to offer
Why do none of the holos have a standing desk?
I just remembered Subaru is also a brand of automobile
>>14714752/hlgg/by having him fuck your ass for surveyposting in the first 100 posts
>>14714663MATSURI, NO!
Every time Gura threads the needle she cums a bit
Booba
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj-ZdGfAfFghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj-ZdGfAfFgWho is the most based Gen 6 member and why is it Lui?
wtf is this song
>>14714435>>14714496i don't think YOU understand golden ratio eitherhttps://files.catbox.moe/krlg0s.png
>>14714714>>14714755It's Acura, you tards
Operation The Game
>>14714630>get to pick her up and sling her any and everywhere>extremely cute and shy in public>window shattering sex at night>morning sex voice paired with pancakes and coffee and even more sex>stupidly lightweight and a huge baby when it comes to horror filmsBae was meant to be bullied, romantically and sexually
>>14714799anon your reading comprehension reps...
>>14714814>PALESTINE
ever find a new utaite and love her covers but then listen to her originals and they suck ass?
>>14714589I missed my bus stop and didn't realize for 5 minutes because I was too busy trying to hold in my laughter during the horizontal tango conversation (and also because it was pitch black outside at 5 PM so I couldn't see shit out the window)
>>14714795I don’t get why someone would voice a concern here and not tell Gura. It’s pretty obvious that she takes into consideration what people say.
There aren't girls that are actually as dumb as Tracey in real life, right?
Noble Kiara, surely you understand that a Halo 2 collab with Kronii, or even Ame as player 3 would be kino as fuck?
Just played Gura's song in Groove Coaster and am using her navigator. If you let the screen sit there for a while she says SHAAAAAAARK. Its cute.The song is also really well done and in the stream earlier Gura told them she wanted more multi notes instead of holds and stuff like that and that is exactly what the song is like. It is also pretty difficult on Master which is what she wanted. Although it isn't ranked in the hardest difficulty. Really well done in general.
>>14714630Honestly Bae seems like she would make the most perfect gf out of all the Holos.
>>14714836Fuck you
>>14714835Honda has a new version of the NSX as well retard https://litter.catbox.moe/75v17d.jpg
>>14714866nobody tell him...
>>14714835kek
>>14714765It doesn't though, she's had superchats about ASMR she's ignored before. Probably because they were written by schizos.
>>14714866Nope.They’re even dumber.
>>14714866
Gura punishing Chumbies
>>14714696Mesugaki's can only temporarily be tamed but they will always revert back to their bratty state. It's a never ending cycle of punishment and discipline.
>>14714468>Amelia is so whitewashed she can't even speak Spanish>Ame is one of the many kids that because they're raised in the U.S. they reject the culture and language that their parents speak and only learn English to fully identify as American and feels embarrassed that those people are their familyt.spic with several cousins that unironically act like this
>>14714833i dislike womb tattoos
>>14714892GIWTWM
https://twitter.com/airaniiofifteen/status/1471301999677227009?s=20https://twitter.com/airaniiofifteen/status/1471301999677227009?s=20https://twitter.com/airaniiofifteen/status/1471301999677227009?s=20Pagi!
>>14714669She's crying because you're not a woman and forcing her to take a dick...
>>14714892Oh no, I've been a naughty chumbie....
>>14714866Clearly you're dumber
>>14714866Tracey is probably on the smarter side, frankly
>>14714870Did they legit asked for her feedback for the beatmap?
>>14714675Unless...
>>14714761based
>>14714833Not that anon, and I also don't understand golden ratio, but that's not gonna stop me from loving the shit you're posting right now
>>14714872R*beru…
>>14714833Any more full nudes of the EN girls?
>>14714868>he shoots aliens instead of peoplelmaoing at your life right now
>>14714902>>14714909
>>14714899based
>>14714850Because they're fucking cowards, and don't respect her enough to voice any concerns they might have with her. This is why I will always shit on anyone who complains about minor things for multiple threads instead of being a man and taking their criticism to the source.
>>14714868But halo 2 only has 2 player coop? You'd have to wait for halo 3 in order to get up to 4 player coop.
WHAT THE FUCK GURA IS WEARING THE SHARK HAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCm0JeX1quM>the absolute state of /hlg/ from thismy fucking sides
>Goomba and chat don't know buying/upgrading anything but the default car is a waste in sp
>>14714904PAGI
>>14714677Guys. Kiara gave her some advice. Kronii is going to stream a lot more now. You better thank the chicken for this new development.
>>14714913she talked about it in the Minecraft stream earlier that she gave some feedback
>>14714935Living the life baby
>>14714868Halo poster, Ame played Halo already and she actually likes shooters. Perhaps she'd be more to your liking...
>>14714814Minato Aqua is sponsored by Honda.https://youtu.be/TERfa1RgHBI
LIKE IM THE ONLY GIRL IN THE WORLD
NOOOOO GURAA THE PERMISSIONS
Gura is the only girl in the world
>Gura karaoke nowbased
I miss Ina...
GO GURA GO
>>14714943You could always tell her that...
>>14714833Ok, where can I find more of theseI've seen a bunch of different ones posted
>>14714868She said that after HM2
>>14714965It's ok, this one is in JASRAC
Holo upper management don't look, Guras singing along to songs!
Is Gura a fucking motorhead?
True or False.Gura is the best driver in Hololive
personally i believe anyone who posts "DMCA" in chat should be gassed
>>14714961What the fuckAre they gonna give her a free car like how Redbull gave her that crazy fridge?
>>14714899if you wanted your kids to speak spanish you should have stayed in your spic country
>>14714942I need Risu to get herself involved with them for a proper rodent collab
Gura turned into Crazy Frog for a second there
I love unhinged Gura
>>14714795>>14714937Anon was referencing rape correction, how did it come to this?
Gura listens to all the basic bitch songs
>>14715009Very true
>Spamming DMCAchats are retarded
>>14714647Architects...
VOD love
>other holoEN members sad because karaokes are dead>Gura not giving a fuck about dmca while playing GTAVBasado
>>14714899Ame has a basic understanding of spanish but damn that's pathetic because eitherway they are never going to be recognized as Americans. It's so weird seeing self hating people
In my experience, a sporty car only impresses other dudes. Are there actually girls who like these cars?
>comes to a complete stop to change radio stationthank god she can't drive in real life
>>14715018You can have rape correction AND criticism
>>14715034Huh? Why are karaokes dead?
>>14715039gura
>>14715030>>14715033WHICH ONE??
>>14714977here's ina
>>14715030I mean certain songs get you instabanned see Mel or L*dwig
>>14714958I already know that Ame wants to play Infinite's campaign.But I want to see Kiara play Halo.
>>14715012Do you fucking trust Aqua to drive a carI'm less autistic than her and I never learned to drive because it was too nerve wracking for me
Gura should play RBR.
>>14714696Fastest solution: Rape correctionLongterm solution: Make her clean her room
>>14715056because the music industry is retarded.
>>14715059Hey
>>14715034>this poor guy missed moomer gorilla at 4am
Gura...
>>14715018Just wanted to take my opportunity to springboard and shit on the "fans" again, that's it from me on this topic.
I saw this place before in a twomad video and so did Gura
>>14714995Zero chance she'll see it
>>14715050None of the superchats she read were criticism. It was just I LOVED YOUR ASMR
>>14715034>>14715030>Plays the radio music in GTA>Didn't censor the porn adsWhy is she so good
What is wrong with Gura?
>>14714949>You better thank the chicken for this new development.Unironically this. I don't know how much Kiara was doing on purpose but she was doing a great job of drawing Kronii out of her comfort zone. Kiara was a good senpai today.
>>14714965It's fine, she's running the game on Rockstar's app
>>14715061She's Gawr Gura the number one Vtuber they are not going to ban her.
>>14715077hey
>>14715009Any holo with a driver’s license outqualifies Gura
>>14714958Nobody wants to watch Ame suck at shooters
Gura has ADHD
>>14715000Hotline Miami would be Rage Kino and I pray every day for a holo to complete it.
>>14715090Then open up the wallet, paypig
>>14715056It isn't, Cover needs to have permissions for instrumentals instead of letting talents pick a random youtube video. Karafun seems to work fine.
There’s nothing quite like goading an NPC into punching you in front of the cops in GTAV.Also, goddamn Gura, how are you ever going to get anything done when you’re collecting rides like they were Matchbox cars?
>>14715067No... But it would be neat if she got somethingWho was the holo that mentioned driving a while ago?
>>14715120Botan....
>>14715034She sings poorly over them. Seems to work.
GURA'S GOING TO SQUANDOR HER YOUTUBE MONEY ON SUPED UP CARS
>Gura is addicted to cars>Im addicted to carsHELP
>had stream up on the side not paying attention>that sudden scream and hand flailing aroundwtf I thought she cut herself with the knife for a moment
>>14715120the fucking thighs T u T
>>14715038Rumao no she doesntShe knows a handful of random words, every american knows a handful of random spanish words. Most could probably say one sentence at least
>>14714866Most women aren't even human.
>>14715119>GTA>superchats
>>14715129
>>14715112>implying Kiara would somehow be better?????
>>14715129Gura edit when?
>>14715129>rape whistle pornDo pedophiles really?
>she
DUMB SHARKIT'S AN AUTOMATIC
I am the first chumbie
>>14715057Both, anon will complain about DMCA spammers, and will then complain if the VOD gets taken down.
SUCC
Tried to pee like a charge rifle today (the bzzzz-boom! pattern) and it fucking hurts. Wtf Ollie? How did you do it?
Is your car good enough to impress Gura?
>>14715176Bitch was actually asking for it
>>14715120I still find it funny that a mainlander from Beijing drew this. He still occasionally likes Holo stuff to this day.
>>14715039Girls like money. Nice car=lots of money
>>14715129THIS BRAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>14715112But Ame was actually pretty decent at halo, she didn't have a full grasp on the controls but won alot of her games she played.
I'm starting to think Ame is somewhat cute
If Gura likes nice cars, then I hope you have a nice car to impress her, Chumbuds.What cars do you guys own?
did Gura do the premium lounge yet?
>>14715077LIVE....
>>14715120Botan already finished 1, don't know how strict permissions for 2 might work since the OG stream already has 3 claims
>>14714899She's just like me!
>>14715160PAY'EMUP
>>14715176I want to rape drawn image
>>14715157hola amigo me gusta tu sombrero
>>14715123Wait, it's the karaoke versions that people are flipping out about?
>>14715129>>14715220Sauce?
>>14715197It’s earlier when there’s a male below you drinking it
>>14715199I drive a blue convertible shitbox. I'm sure she'd love it
Gura will get a 12-car garage after this stream
>>14715211>I'm starting to thinkSTOP THAT
INTERIOR SAMEGAKI ELEVATORI DRIVE A CHEVROLE MOVIE THEATER
>>14715129I hate how short this part of the doujin is. Should've been a few pages longer at least.
>>14715137>>14715218I knew one of them played it, but I forgot which, so I put that there to bait the answer out, thanks.
>>14715225MORICALLIOPE
>>14715176They're an important part of blackmail plots.
>>14715211>somewhatShe's very cute
>>14715259Yes but will she get KNOWLEDGE
>>14715269devilish
>>14715112I do.
>>14715189This post was made by a retard who doesnt know anything about DMCA
>>14715248Here you go
>>14715098Kiara always puts in so much effort for collabs, especially when she knows she's paired with someone who isn't as energetic.I appreciate Kronii for playing along and engaging with her.
Reminder that Calli had to put her hands on the wall stop and frisk style and wiggle her ass while singing Love Shack in front of an entire room
>>14715248>sauceIf you had asked in a non-reddit way I would've given the source
>>14714606UOHHHHHHH ToT HOPE CHEST EROTIC!!!!
>>14715211You might be onto something!
>>14715230This but unironically
Gura is assaulting minorities again
WHAT THE FUCK GURA
Y’all really gonna scroll on by without saying Howdy?
>>14715199>>147152132008 Peugeot 206 1.6 with 45k miles... Only use it for longer trips but I commute on a 2021 Ninja 400. Maybe "cool" bike will be enough?
Beating fat women with Gawr Gura!
>saves a car to look at it. On one hand I understand but Goorah...
>>14715129>>14715170>>14715176>>14715166>>14715209>>14715220Hi cunnybros
>>14714580>Riddable RC carwtf these are tiny, how small is gura???
>>14714635howdy!
Why Gura loves to punch black people?
They like, "Gawr, why you got a twelve car garageAnd you only got six cars?" (Gura)
Gura just killed a nigger.
GET AWAY FROM ME FOOL
>>14714732The ASMR discussion was all talk, she's never going to do it again
rush B
I thought they weren't allowed to stream the radio in GTAV?
>>14715297>Calli
>>14715328Imagine
>>14715327SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>14715199I can’t drive…
>>14715328UOOOOOOOOH
>Nigga snitchin' crazy
>>14715211>It's realHoly shit...
>>14715199I drive a 2012 Camry Hybridso no, absolutely not
>>14715199I like to camoflague myself as a homosexual, so I drive a Subaru
>>14715327Based.
>>14715129I've jacked off to this doujin so many times.
>>14715317why are her nipples like that
>>14715160>>14715225its GTA she can't read superchats anyways
DMCA
>start a family with Gura>our son's dumbass friends keep asking me about our million dollar sports car>I have to keep telling them it's my wife's and no they can't drive it
>>147151992001 chevy luminaAh yeah
>>14714635>mumei can vouch for me, tell em mumei!>....howdy partner....
>>14715357ha, too true.
>>14715327MY PENIS IS SO CONFLICTED
>>14714630Like dating a child with a padded bra
>>14715344newfag
dmca-chama...
>>14715338Don't worry, everyone here knows to not have any expectations for anythign that isn't writen down on a schedule
>>14715211Well she is
>>14715327Now this is attractive.Boobs and ass.Little girls are not attractive.
>>14715242People flipped out over IRyS saying no Eurobeat karaoke ever and thought that meant unarchived karaoke was donezo. Turns out Eurobeat tracks she wanted to do weren't on JASRAC.
>>147152183 claims, as in the ad revenue is being garnished? That's not the end of the world, right? Please tell me other holos will follow Botan and stream that game...
god gura's such a normalfag
GURA KARAOKE
Oh wait why is Gura back in her normal outfit, and why is she actually wearing her shark hoodie?
You think your cooler than me?
Gura is actually cooler than me...
GUERILLA KARAOKE
>>14715199My car is 20 years old
>>14715327I like it!
>>14715360Subaru is a WOMAN
>>14715373I'd tell them I keep asking but I'm not allowed to drive it either
>>14715327hi
>Gura singing while she fails to driveKino
>>14715328Im 6'4 and 200 pounds and I can still fit in those and drive them just fine.They are fun as fuck because I have a couple at my house for when my 4 year old nephew comes over and he likes to drive them together and play Rayman Origins with me.He is pretty based for a 4yo I know.
>>14715327This is unironically my favourite Gura fanart
>>14715129Give the source you fucking faggot
I just got a empty feeling in my stomach knowing I’ll never drive around in a car with Gura as she sings to the radio
>>14715345https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkSZy_xrQMM&lc=UgyG-Jage_-kQQaDAAh4AaABAg.9Vz48k1Kkdr9Vzmadj3n1M
>>14715292Oh shit, I remember that. It was gross.
>>14715211crazy how teamates always force an ame conversation when streams are on, do they not watch anybody but ame?
>>14715390nice feet
Every time somebody involved with the western music industry dies a painful death is a cause for celebration.
>>14715199I have a BMW M3 Competition but to a w*man it will be the same thing as regular whatever BMW.
>>14715399GTA means hoodie, anon.
cute gura
Gura hates the Brits
gura gives literally no fuck about dmca and i love her for it
>>14715378Chloe control yourself
>>14715401
>>14715390why not both
>>14715199I just use trains since I have 100 meters to the closest station
i wanna smell ina's chair
>>14715390i want to sexually bully kronii til she cries and then delete her minecraft worlds and webtoons in front of her
>>14715399hood game, hood outfit
>>14715176She deserved the correction.
>>14715120>Hotline Miami would be Rage Kino and I pray every day for a holo to complete it.My oshi loves punishing herself with vidya. I hope she goes for it then runs custom maps.She fucking loves shit that makes her freak out.
>>14715199I don't have a car.I don't even know how to drive
Do you think Kiara and Kronii will collab more often now? They seemed to really hit it off
If I could write a song to make Gura fall in love...
>>14715309>pasta hair>clipart tiara>garbage bag dressWhy did Nabi do Ame dirty like this?
>>14715399She's in da hood
>>14715399new va didn't know the original Gura hated her shark hat
>>14715425Quitter mindset. I WILL marry Gura and drive around as she sings.
>>14715399Shes in the hood
>>14715199I don't need a car to impress a woman
>>14715411And I avoid women by driving a Subaru!
God I want to roadtrip across America with Gura and sing whatever's on the radio together with her...
>karaoke are forbidden>karaoke while you kill people and steal cars are fine thoTrully American
>>14715440Its because they wont get dmca'd for this game stop being as retarded as the people spamming it.
>>14715248>>14715423i just found it through the archive you can too newchamas
>>14715429But I'm watching Gura right now and I was watching the kronii kiara collab earlier?
>>14715401Yeshttps://youtu.be/mqWq_48LxWQ
>>14715472....w-whats wrong with a subaru?
>>14715423I forgot it, I'm sorry.
Why is Gura so happy?Why can‘t I be this happy?
>>14715199I wonder of my piece of shit rx7 fc that doesn't have A/C, needs a new oil metering pump, and reeks of gas with a cracked dash and is slow as shit but at least it sounds cool and shoots flames and is fun to throw around on the back roads at 3 am
>>14715199I drive a '67 Camaro, probably
>>14715496Just be happy
>>14715473i don't get it
>>14715394I mean, holos still play GTA 5 and that game is copyright nightmare. You only have to hope that other holos take interest
>>14715390>>14715446>i want to sexually bully kroniibased and same
>>14715486then why are you posting about ame
>>14715473You guys think Mumei used to remember things more back then?
THEY ARE
>>14715496If Gura doesn't make you happy nothing will
>making fun of Canadian againKek
>>14715474You know Gura can't drive, right?
>WE'RE LOVERS
>>14715248>>14715423Fuck the other anon's being faggots, here it ishttps://exhentai.org/g/1818737/573e36d344/
>we're loversdamn I hope that gets made into a sound clip
THEY ARE LOVERS
>>14715454>86kek
GAY
THEY ARE?!?!?!??!?!?!
>>14715433>owning an m3 bmwIm so sorry anont.e46 m3 owner
>>14715454>86They do that in Japan too?
>>14715423373882 all it took was 2 clicks retard
>>14715399Did you not watch Minecraft earlier?
>>14715517Felt like it!
So does Gura genuinely just not give a single fuck about if she gets DMCA strikes any more, or did something actually change about music permissions when streaming GTA5?
>>14715441
>>14715485I get 500 Internal Server Error when I try to search though
this is the cliphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZClqweFJBOc
>>14715429SIX entire posts wasted calling Ame cute... How will the poor thread ever recover...
Gura is a shipping fujo. Time to kill her for the good of humanity.
>>14715457base d
Can't wait for Saint's Row to come out and Holos will play that instead
>>14715510>>14715524https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h38izNV5ZCo&t=1913s
>Chumbud hours>No one here to post hagsUgh.
>>14715429I watch Ame when Ame is streaming and post Ame when Ame is not streaming
>>14715199Do bikes count? I have a Yamaha r1
>>14714669Anon you can't just post that image without giving me the full pic, since it's paywalled.
>gura baiting chat during cutscenesLove this bitch
>>14715457Damn it Ina!I laughed
>>14715510Gura is remembering that Mumei showed up before Atlantis was destroyed.
>Michael is smallGura is a size queen
>>14715559Okay that's pretty good
>>14715067Yes, I finally can ride motorcycle without learning a bike first and now addicted. 29 and have been making excuses until this year
MICHAEL LOVE
>>14715390>Now this is attractive.>CUTE FEET.fixed
>>14715552>le tiny shark
>>14715572>no one posting hags Good, post more brats in need of punishment
>>14715491It's typically seen as a dyke car unless it's one of those stick shift WRX onesOutbacks and Foresters are very popular and also very popular with obnoxious people
>>14715552zero fucks it seems like. if there was a change no one has mentioned it
>>14715567God no, that reboot looks awful.
GURA YOU CANNOT SHIP MEN TOGETHER, YOU'RE NO FUJO....right?
>>14715567They ruined that series with the 3rd installment
>>14715486did you not know that posting about ame is haram anon?
Calli or Mori?
>>14715486>>14715561>>14715573
>>14715552anon do you not get it? Gura is the strongest, most popular, cutest, and funniest vtuber in the WORLD
>They're loversHmm, maybe Michael is a Teamate...
i wonder how many people died from someone trying to knock them out
>>14715454>GERDtheres no way thats a real thing
>>14715056It isn't jasrac has basically every song and karafun sounds the same.
>>14715454Missing: Rice Porridge (Depression)You're behind on the shitposts JP friend.
Gura cute
>>14715552They're unmonetized, so the companies claim them and forget about them
>>14715610Ope.
>>14715610calli
>>14715199I drive a 2013 Kia Cerato. It's actually my grandma's car but she can't drive so she lends it to me, don't tell Gura please
>>14715610Im rather partial to mo
>>14715610Moririn
>>14715297God I wish I had been there.
>gura is making fun of my boxersTHIS BRAT NEEDS CORRECTION
>>14715502T-that's cool enough for me anon>>14715545I've never had an issue with it. Tires are expensive but otherwise no complaints. I had an E46 330i a long time ago and my only problem was the window motors breaking (repeatedly) in 100K miles. What's wrong with yours?
>>14715652For me, it's Ri
My fucking sides Gura
>>14715332Gawr Gura why you trappin so hard? Why Ame always cappin so hard, huh?
>>14715390faggot
>>14715199Does my car collection in Forza count?
>>14715610This one
>>14715429I honestly don't give a fuck about anyone but Ame. I'll talk about her whenever I damn well please.
>>14715637Unmonetized doesn't prevent them from becoming strikes, right?
>>14715454Yagoo's home...
>>14715610Kawaiiope
>>14715171Kiara is actually fun
>>14715690I agree
>>14715610armpits
lol
>>14715199I just bought a new car the other month, albeit a fairly cheap one. It's nice, if Gura weren't filthy rich and still living her previous life she'd probably be impressed...
>>14715702
>250 word essay due tomorrow>haven't started>watching a shark loli play a game from ten years agomy life has come to this
>>14715199I don't like driving and refuse to buy a car.
>>14715634Thank you.
>>14715567>tranny rowNo thanks
>>14715610Calli because nobody seethes when you say Mori.
>>14715610I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER
>>14715610
>>14715532That's just a picture of a panda you retard
>>14715718>250 wordanon...
>>14715703based tako
Am I the only one who thinks this game is too violent for Gura to play? children are watching her
why is there a guy with an SMG at the coroners office
>>14715532Thanks for reminding me I need to finish this doujin
>>14715610Mori sounds too much like Maurice, Calli sounds like California which reflects how fucked up she is
>>14715695Tribalist shitlord
>>14715690Calmelia Morrison...
>>14715752God bless America
Don't let Gura being cute distract you from Ina having over 15 empty red bull cans, enough dishes to impact the kitchen, and had an empty pizza box which covered an old check she forgot to cash on top of a mountain of Amazon boxes interspersed throughout the room. She also found her recorder, her PS5 controller, her iPad, and admitted to using velcro ties she'd find laying around to put her hair up ina pony tail because she couldn't find hair ties and didn't want to look. Above all else she began the stream by drinking salad dressing with a stale coffee chaser that was left over from yesterday, then some leftover cookies from a small packet she didn't finish at some point last month. What a dope!
>>14715734focus on your stream gooruh
>>14715743UUUUOOOOOOOHHHHH
>>14715583nvm I found it I'm dumb.
CONTAINMENT CONTAINMENT CONTAINMENT
Gura is really bad at this
>>14715741its a copypasta anon....
>>14715752This is the fib building i think?
>>14715752America...
>>14715736haha...
>>14715743>le sad fox
>>14715743children love violence
>>14715743I watched worse stuff as a kid
>>14715112>Ame suck at shootersWhat does he mean?
>>14715532Based
Michael looks like an overweight John McClane in Die Hard.
>>14715752This is the CIA building
>>14714935why is this shrimp covered in butter
>>14715610Mori then Calli
haven't wtched a Gura stream in a while but she is pretty good
Is that head bonk instakill?
>>14715767this makes me sad
>>14715741it's a meme you dip
>>14715473Haven't gotten through endwalker yet but I assume that version of Answers is from there?
>A fucking morgue having TWENTY SEVEN armed guards with ASSAULT WEAPONS on standby
>>14715767What. Is this real?
>>14715450>mori playing Hunter: Red StarNow that'd be something to seehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqf5gieJ4sA
>>14715718bro... you're ngmi...
>>14715670I haven't actually had many issues just making a joke. I've done a lot of preventative stuff like the cooling system, subframe and strut tower reinforcements, etc.
>>14715743Children like kusoge like this.
>>14715610crazy how Deadbeats always force an Mori conversation when streams are on, do they not watch anybody but Mori?
>>14715764Fucking right I am.
>>14714669Reine always streams at a bad time for me so I don't get to watch her that much but I enjoy her when I can and I've heard how much of a /u/ schizo she is and if it's true that she's read all those fics involving her then the only answer is this: Based
Why does Gura mainly kill minorities and women?
>>14715767this makes me horny
>>14714900its okay the womb tattoo is temporaryame keeps re-applying it though...>>14714928naked gurahttps://files.catbox.moe/l5qj1u.jpgnaked ame (forma de la virgen)[redacted]naked JP/IDshttps://catbox.moe/c/z1tmmqthe naked models are not my work, credit to the anon making them they're fucking high quality
>>14715821Wait till you find out that this is a videogame and not real life.
>>14715767This made me realize that despite being an impressive woman for some things, Ina really has troubles battling her own demons and despite being well of and having a good job she's probably still struggling with things in her life.
>>14715610crazy how deadbeats always force a mori conversation when streams are on, do they not watch anybody but mori?
>>14715767she is just like me...
>>14715473Why would Mumei destroy an entire civilization?
>>14715843Because there are too fucking many of them
Gura will never lose the cops in a 3 star chase
>>14715767God, she's perfect
>>14715843Isn't it obvious?
>>14715767Ina’s life makes me depressed
>>14715843And you don't anon?
>>14715767Doesn't she live with her parents? How is it possible to exist that way in your parents' house
>>14715815yup it's an execution
>>14715821Never been to America, anon?
>>147158219 times in 10 a zombie infection starts at a morgue. it makes sense to be armed
>>14715835>>14715857Hey what the hell man, you stole my joke!
>>14715843Because game is full of mostly minorities and women.
>>14715821that's how you prevent a zombie apocalypse
>>14715429>newfags forget this is /ameg/
>>14715764>didn't shitpost against anyone>damn Tribalist shitlordI know you want to shitpost and samefag but you could do better anon
GURA IS STEALING MESHE'S ALREADY STOLEN MY HEART
Posting lovers
GURA KIDNAPPED ME
>>14715835they shit up the thread with discussion about her to make it seem like she has high viewership. nothing more pathetic.
GURA IS ABSCONDING ME AWAY TO HER LAIR
>>14715864KNEEL
>>14715843Men might fight back.
>>14715864
>>14715767Is this real? Doesn't she live with her parents? How do they allow that?
Is it just me or are Calli and Mori the same person?
>>14715767Ina...
Reminder that you should never pluck a nose hair since you can easily cause an infection that can spread to the brain and kill you.
>>14715112>nobody
>>14715872eventually they give up
>>14715067I visited my first rekt thread the day before I started driver training. Get over it.
ALL WE HEAR ISRADIO GAGA
>>14715857>>14715835fucking bots I swear
>>14715897
>>14715908meds
IS THAT QUEEN
ALL WE HEAR IS
>>14715864You a stupid nigga and deleting your comment wont help
>>14715684>>14715332issa trident...
Its the GTA song!
SPOOKS?!THAT GLOW IN THE DARK!?
>>14715767I CAN SAVE HER
Why is Gura in such a good mood today chumbuds? She's like a totally different person than she was for like the last 2 months.. rrats?
Spooks?!
>>14715767>holo has a dirty as fuck room>makes an effort to clean it >anons talk about how her life is falling apart>other holos have even worse rooms>never clean it>people joke about it instead
Did they patch out the tranny line?
>>14715779>>14715818Anons...
>>14715872They gave up and she pays the bills now so they can't tell her what to do anymore
>An inside job?
>immediately recognized Radio GagaI LOVE THIS SMOL WOMAN
>>14715864WEHRE IS MY MONEY NOUSAGI
radio goora...
gura baby
why didnt the best gta character ever show up in the other games?
>too retarded and babbling like a child to pick up on the jabs at the CIA
>>14715945Gura is spending the holidays with her 3.6 million boyfriends
What is /hlgg/'s opinion on handholding?
>vibing to QueenBased shork
I hope you're watching Gura's stream, cause that shit ain't getting a void
>>14715924Whos the yellow one next to Gura?
>>14715921Hey man, I just wanted to make a joke, kind of found it funny another guy had the same idea lmao.
>>14715945A switch flipped after she saw 100% of chumbies see her as "obscene yet sexy"
>>14715945Sexual afterglow
>>14715950Imagine a Polka or Gura room cleaning stream...Conceptualize the stench.
Fucking spooks, I tell you
>>14715945we were just fighting a little bit, but it's all good, just the typical lovers spat
>>14715945I gave her a great orgasm last night
How long has it been since that fucking GTAV trailer...
>>14715860LEX LUTHOR
gurababy...
>>14715981Me!
>>14715843She's based
>>14715970RADIO GAA GAA RADIO GOO GOO
>>14715952They remove that but leave in the line about how many "spooks" Michael just shot? Wtf
>>14715968too based
>>14715966Yeah good Idea, let's post crackships
>>14715829Gotcha. The E46 M3 is iconic and I hope you enjoy it. From my experience BMWs are quite reliable if you maintain them responsibly. You probably need to do a bit extra with older ones like the E46, but I'd love to drive one someday.
>>14715968nu-rockstar would only show him for a cut scene only to kill him
ALL WE HEAR IS RADIO GAGA
>>14715211crazy how Teamates always force an Ame conversation when streams are on, do they not watch anybody but Ame?
>>14715924>the chicken begs for ametori art of the new costumes>amesame gets drawn insteadTwitter can be based sometimes.
>>14715945She got her outfit, had a good Jackbox collab, finally got to play Fortnite with Ame, and is clearly talking to more of the other holos
How do you guys feel about the idea of a Gura Mommy? The thought of it does weird things to me
>>14715914I thought it was only possible to live like that if you have a 1-bedroom apartment all by yourself, parents in my culture would beat your ass for a plate of food being in the room. Crazy different world
>>14715945she mentioned earlier she is feeling way better after getting over her sickness
>>14715199Are women impressed by a 2009 Hyundai
>>14715429Well since the schizo shitposting a lot about Ame, I feel I want to talk about Ame more. Even if she isn't my fav.Thanks, schizooo~!
>gura only knows the googoo gaga partSasuga, baby shark.
Gura likes living dangerously.
>>14715860For HISTORYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-ywkuT84KQ
>>14715767Hololive scouters really know what they're doing.
>glass bottles
>empty beer bottles in gura's roomGura...
>>14715973At least 200k of those are girlfriends.
>>14715943NO ONE HAS MADE THE INA GLOWING SOUNDPOSTYOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF LAZY FUCKS
>>14715913All me and my army of smart fridges. Don'y worry we all had Ad block on, so she won't get any of that ad revenue
>cans and bottles clanking in the backgroundGura's room is fucking disgusting
>>14715945It's pretty obvious, she has a boyfriend now
>>14715996I still remember the Jay Rock trailer.THE HOOD GON' LOVE IT
>>14716019
I can't stop thinking about emily
>>14715199>blue ford focusIt's basically Gura: the car, she'd love it.
>>14716032Blame her dad for not playing it enough
holy shit Gura...
Gura is drunk
>>14716054Yeah, me
MESUGAKI MENTION
mesugaki mention T u T
Sure, Gura.
>>14716053>Gura's room is fucking disgusting>Ina's room is fucking disgusting THEY ARE
ITS HER
Gura is drinking again...
>>14716054Yeah me
>>14716029thanks for the feedback lol
i miss amebee...
>>14716078Women.
>>14715860Mumei pruned a civilization that had reached its end point. Society can only flourish as it grows. Atlantis' technological advancement lead to stagnation, which Gura herself described as boring. It would be impossible for other civilizations to grow under the heel of the Atlantean empire, and therefore she fell the great oak so the sprouts beneath could see the sun.
>giant fucking bullet holes in a living characterWhy is Rockstar like this
>Alcohol bottlesShe's relapsed...
>>14716049Which holos are feds fellas? Which ones are GLOWING
>>14716078a couple of slobs
>>14716059>pity drawingNot remotely the same quality.
goo goo ga ga
Michael's a...
what is a mesugaki? like a messy girl in japan?
>>14716088>>14716089sugoi
Franklin seems to be a bro
>>14716080
>>14715738Fuck, it seems I haven't properly adapted to the times. Try this 347532
>>14716092j-just like me
>>14716060She's fat, has a dirty pussy and posts bait so that you get angry and want to rape her.
>>14715945>shes been drinkingwell, that solves that mystery
why does everyone think Gura is an absolute drunkard like Hei in that cursed season of Darker than Black?
>>14716102Good boy!
how come Gura wont' collab with Pekora
Franklin's a good fella
>>14716059Cute
>boyGod I love Gura
>>14715986This
>>14716088>>14716089Womenmind...
Franklin is based?
CHUMBUDS DONT LOOK
>>14716118Anon...
>>14715612JUST WAIT & SEEWell, she already told me to anticipate a lot of things.
>>14716100a semen demon
>>14716121Cause people like to pretend that's who she was
>>14716102TERRY LOVE
>>14716102>China>Viruswhat the fuck
why does franklin agree to this shit
>>14715767She also had sex with Ame but neither she nor Ame would ever talk about it
>>14716078NEETS
>>14716136that doesnt look like glass
GURA LOVES STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN
>>14716121>everyoneIts like 2 people who can't drop it
>>14716121because reasons that jannies will delete a post for
>>14716127>>14716135Yes. He is by far the most based character in this game. He just keeps shit real.
>>14714761dig deep chumfags and witness the truth
>>14716054Of course, it's me
>>14715860Atlantis was too perfect. A perfect society without sorrow or suffering will end up hating their existence because without any sort of lows, all highs are meaningless.
HELL YEAH
>>14716117anon it's joke, there is no panda anymore, if you don't have access it just shows a black screen now
>>14716054yeah, me
>>14714900womb tattoos are hot when succubi mesugaki have em
>>14716121Gura's a recovered alcoholic who still carries ex drunkie energy. She just does stuff that lets you know she's a cleaned up act. Baelz is the real mess
https://streamable.com/dmjt5fhttps://streamable.com/dmjt5fhttps://streamable.com/dmjt5f
>>14716123She talked about Pekora outfit predictions for a solid 5 minutes today
>>14716151High off a score he'd never dreamed of doing.
>>14716150>it's actually real
>>14716102I miss him
>>14715772Since the issue seems to have been resolved, I'll be locking this thread.
>>14716136This fucker has touched Gura's lips more than most Chumbies ever will
>>14716151he literally just explained himself. he wants money and michael has provided more than any other source.
>>14716156Here
>>14716121Because SEAniggers cannot read a video description and choose to believe the year old tales from a bunch of fat, gossiping menheras.
>>14716120
>>14716156It is glass
>>14715454>86this is too much mirror for comfort
>>14716123Pekora hates ENs
>Gura loves Non Stop Pop>I love Non Stop PopWE ARE
>>14715860She's never been Luthor. She's Brainiac. Finds civilizations, destroys them, preserves their valuable knowledge.
>https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1471310093639569409Baechama.....
>Gura hates fastravellingBased
>m for mommy
>>14716136Please don't dox me again
I've never actually seen the later half of GTAV since streamers always play the first 20% and start fucking around, do all of these main characters die? Poor Lamar is in over his head
>>14716207she how collab whn Kiara & Bae then?
M to b with Goowa
>He's a mutt
>>14716173I know, I was just trying to play off of it
>>14716191>literally never mentioned liking perrier once before in the past year and a halfriight..
>>14716169Mumei....
>>14716123Same reason Gura won't collab with Okayu, Noel, Watame, Kronoe, Sora, Aqua, Anya (Forma de JP), and Fubuki.
this song is a bop
I want to mating press Ollies Zombusy
>>14716226They are japanese
>>14716197>>14716120>>14715767>Ina by far has the rankest fucking stankpussy in Hololive bar none, at least Top 5Is this the power of being an artist
wait Kiara did superchats today? motherfuck I missed it
>>14716224do yourself a favor and just go play the game, it's an all-time great
>>14716086She's in a better place.
Lmao she's about to find out she lost her cars
>>14714937I've seen this exact "your concerns are invalid unless you post them in the comments or superchat them, you're a fucking coward if you don't" post a lot recentlyIt's because he is watching Recent Comments like a hawk waiting to pounce on anyone he goads into commentingHere he is mistaking a "butthurt about the dislike bar" commenter for a /vt/ poster
>>14716156There are a lot of bubbly water in glass bottles. These ones are usually mineralwater.
>>14716261anon....it was great.
>>14716250>anyaanon!?
>>14715968I thought the ps2 era and the modern era are separate universes
>>14716078hot (imagine the smell)
>>14716060>there are people in this very thread who dont understand this post
>>14716207what about her Mabudachi
>>14716209basic white girls!
>>14716260I was talking about emily not ina
>>14715838>>14715891Kill yourselves
Why does Gura bother lying about drinking alcohol? It's really fucking annoying, she's the only girl in EN who's like this..
>>14716267>All time great>The only improvement over IV is GTA online.
What would it feel like to insert your penis inside Gura?
>>14716241If you haven’t heard Gura talk about drinking sparkling water once over the past year, you must be retarded.
>>14716250Gura will collab with Okayu you big nigger take it back
This song actually came out in 1990.
>>14716278Soda water is the nicotine patch for fat people
>>14716013If you get a chance do it, they really are something special. I'd love to give Gura a ride in it one day, she'd love it ignore that the picture is a miata
>>14716214It's over, once you blow your chance to collab with Peko she never bothers collabing with you again
>>14716224There are three endings, one where you (Franklin) kill Michael, one where you kill Trevor, one where you team up with both to team up to kill the bad guy. Obviously the last one is the best so you can have more characters to play with post game, because it is a permanent change on your save file.
I want a skeksis holo
Miosha singing Homura makes me sad
Why is Gura all of a sudden streaming more than Ayame?
I only play GTA to drive around listening to the radio.>Mfw when driving in San Andreas country with K-Dust on
Gura has never been on a highway
GOORUH
>>14715860Atlantis is a threat to humankindOur holy civilization is to destroy their filth and all that exist within the heartless sea
How does Gura not know how to navigate a highway? Has she never driven in real life before?
Googa wasn't even semen when that song came out
Women can't follow GPS
>>14716305Painful from the short length of her vaginal canal, you'd hit the back too easily
>>14716331She can't be that bad...
>>14716210>implying those are two separate characterstheir best incarnations were as one
>>14716207>Has said she deeply respects Ame and her Minecraft skill with PPP>gurella collabed with Sana and Bae>personally spent time with EN during summer fest>Has collabed multiple times with Kiarayup, she hates EN.
>>14716347How new?
>>14716347She's a child, she can't legally drive
song name?
>>14716178This was reason enough for me to believe Mori was the Stone Cold poster.
>>14716273>Screenshot today at 1:38pmAusbud????
>gura plays car ride games
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1471310093639569409When will these girls stop installing windows 11?
>>14716347She doesn't have a license, she's mentioned it before
>>14716353XD
>>14716301How good is driving in GTA V?
>>14716331Did you hear the ukelele stream where she sung it?
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1471310761762992137
>>14716306She also had some sort of vodka drink in her fridge around the time Ina and Mori and her watched resident evil, I think it's a higher chance of being something like that.
How people can make cities in games still boggles my mind, video game devs are amazing
>>14716305Heaven
>>14716305It would probably feel like a vagina tbhfam
>>14716354Based.
>>14716347So this is the sort of person they're talking about when they say watch streams.
>>14715999>>14716034>>14716091>>14716169>>14716210>>14716344Between that civilization ending owl, that nature defending woman who somehow doesn't eat meat despite being the most natural thing ever and that "chaotic" rat that is less chaotic than my fucking room I'm getting real tired of this council.Well, I say NO MORE, I defy them, I will destroy them and then I will punch Omega in his feminine jaw for being a fag
>>14716273No, you're just trying to attach a face to the guy calling you a bitch. Continue to whine and complain about things, letting women walk all over you is a really good look by the way.
>>14716301well, they're both all-time greats, but V is a massive upgrade graphics-wise and overall a much better PC port
>>14716347She's a midget and can't operate a car since her feet can't reach the pedals
>>14716371Did they all actually install windows 11?
>STILL no Holo that produces 80's style musicSO MUCH FOR THE FUCKING CITY POP SHARK I'M STILL MAD
>>14716271she needs to stream...
>>14716250>fubukiGura please just collab with her..
>>14716371There's a fucking Windows 11 now?
>>14716376Arcadey but solid.
MR. RODGERS LOVE
>>14716385That's gonna be an investment, Kiara
>>14716380Yeah, the version with Okayu is also really good
>>14716385>i will never get to buy kiara tens of thousands of dollars of gold jewelry feels bad
>>14716371.................doesnt she have a collab in like.90 minutes?
>>14714937>>14716273Yikes...
>>14716305Rough and painful
Holos playing the other gta games when? I wanna see Botan launching herself from the swing sets in gta 4
>>14716389No, you’re just retarded.
>>14716347Watch streams
pudgy gooba...
>DADDYNO GURA NOT YOU DDLG FETISH
>Glass bottlesIs Gura afraid of the chemicals in the plastic bottles seeping into her water?
>>14714435THIS IS THE IDEAL BODY TYPE (PETITE / DAINTY / FEMININE) I WANT TO VOLCANICALLY COOM ON TINY TITS RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>14716390Honestly it's not impressive unless you can enter every building
>>14716431That's the pure raw fear
>>14716354
>>14716359>Minecraft skill with PPPHas she used it, PPP only looks good, but it's complete trash and Pekora actually knows how to build shit.
>>14716371>being an early adopterevery time
Pekora and Bae can never be friends. This will end in disaster.
In kindergarten the teacher stopped class to announce Mr. Rodgers died. Everyone cried
BAN PANTS
>>14716420For all intents and purposes, no
You might not like it but this is what peak body looks like.
>>14716359>Mori getting Pekora to twerk at the sports festival lel I almost forgot about that
>>14716440When rockstar unfucks them on PC.
>>14716390They just go to whatever city they're basing it on and take a lot of pictures.
>>14716452Based
>>14716250Did Gura reach out to Shion first?
>>14716404Chaos acting calm and normal will never not be funny to me.
>>14716404Civilization destroying owl is the best lore though
>>14716450She can't afford any more estrogen in her system
>>14715860>Mumei destroys atlantis>Atlantean son gets revenge by fucking with all the other civilizationsIs kastor the mumei-anti prime?
>>14716412IRyS would if she had options, but bein a vSinger ironically means you sing less because of your contract.
I'm tired of ugly GTA protagonists, wish we got a nice looking guy like Luis Lopez in the future
INA BTFO
>>14716467Stupid sexy little shortstack rat
>>14716371>computer works fine>decides to change (literally anything)Why do women keep doing this?
THE GENERAL LEEEEEE
>>14716411How can Amebee stream when she is dead?
Classical garbage...
>>14716371>Bae has W11>I have W11WE ARE
>>14716454Those tits are very clearly too big.
JOHNNY CASH LOVE
>>14716397haha thanks bro I totally know exactly what that f-feels like...
>>14716467Uncensored...?
>>14716475Probably. Shion doesn't really reach out to anyone, especially ENs.
>Gura likes Johnny cashabsolutely based
Gura and her love for country music amuses me.
>>14716411She should find her bee costume then because she's not a real bee
>skips the black people music and goes for johnny cashis gura, dare i say it, based?
>>14715767Reading this makes me realize how likely I am to end up with a women who I will end up having to clean up after. And regardless of how frustrating it is to live with someone who can't take care of themselves, I'll put up with it anyways because I love them.
>classical garbagewtf i hate gura now
>johnny cashI love her so much bros…
>>14716457she did and was impressed with the piston mechanism
>>14716440Ame said she wanted to play the remastered trilogy, then it came out and we all know how that turned out.
>>14716404Fauna is perfectly fine with omnivorous and carnivorous animals (like her cats) eating meat, the reason why she doesn't eat meat (in lore) has nothing to do with her role as the keeper of nature. It's because she's a Kirin, which are herbivores.
did gura get her personalized crocs
>>14716504Retarded
>>14716404Damn I didn't know they had wifi in the sunken ruins of AtlantisHow's that great society going?oh wait
>doesn't know Johnny CashShe really isn't...
>>14716504arguably retarded
>>14716453>That's the pure raw fearFuck.
>Dad mentionOMG ITS CALLI OMG OMG CALLI IS DAAAD AAAAAHAHAHA DAD
>>14716486Let's bombard IryS with Plastic Love to get her to produce an 80's ballad
>>14716506Members only.
>>14716413I've always been surprised that FBK has only a handful of collabs with EN that weren't large group collabs.
>>14716305Hotdog down a hallway
>>14716404For all its worth, the council lore did not truly match their personalities.
CONCEPTUALIZE THE SCENT
>>14716371I installed Pop OS last weekend because of this
>>14716504Ryanchama...
Gura is such a basic bitch if you think about it.
>>14716504based MPC-HC
>What do you think she smells likeGURA
>>14716473But they still gotta miniaturise the city but keep its identity, program traffic, cars, people and weather and stuffs
>>14716404>that nature defending woman who somehow doesn't eat meat despite being the most natural thing everThis is fucking retarded because there are animals that don't eat meat and she's a Kirin, which is an herbivore.
Johnny Cash is based
Gura is an abusive husband!
和
Nice tits there.
>>14716504Ryan9909...
>>14716486It's unknown if she's allowed to produce her own songs or not. Considering that she asked Mori to write lyrics for her eventually, she might be able to.
>>14716540>Let's bombard IryS with Plastic Love to get her to produce an 80's balladSHE CAN'TSHE LOVES SINGING BUT SHE CAN'TVSINGER IS THE WORST DEAL
>>14716504There are nijiniggers and one monitor poorfags on this board...
>>14716467>>14716488>>14716506
>>14716542I am a member.
>gura wanted to say asshole
> Butt bones
>>14716467AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO BREED THIS RAT SO BADLY
>>14716518meds, schizo
>>14716547>Kronii>she awaits the time when she can finally die>Sana>tits take up a lot of spaceidk works on my computer
UOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHGURA'S ASSHOLEANAL IDOL UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
this dude is a fucking gay
PRESS YOUR BUTTHOLES TO THE EARTHALIGN YOUR CHAKRAS AND YOUR ANUSES
Thoughts?
>>14716521She is being polite then, the whole thing works like ass.
Gura knows downward dog
>>14716518Proof next thread right?
>>14716504>greyname
Gura got laid last night and that's why she's in such a good mood today
You heard her, Chumbies. Asses up, NOW.
kek
>failed yogaGura...
lmao
LOST TO YOGA
Funny to see this, nowadays everyone recommends you to do Yoga
gura...
>>14716371>when will retards stop being retardedNever
rumao Gura
>>14716636Good for her.
Gura...HOLD you fucking retard...
NAMASTEING GURAS REAR END UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>14716636Hey me too!
How can you fail yoga...
Gura can't follow simple instructions...
Goober...
You have failed to achieve divinity.
>>14716636You're welcome
GARBIDGE
>>14716636with me
>>14716636Yeah, by me.
>>14716598That's not her voice though....
>NAMASTE MY REAR ENDThat was a good line
>>14716429she can afford it tbf
UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHGURA'S ERECTION
>>14716625sniff
>>14716632Only one chuuba is based enough to earn my membership
>>14716605
>>14716636proof next thread?
The fuck does Namaste mean
>>14716636this is the third HoloEN I have heard this about in the past 24 hoursdamn I'm good in the sack
>Playing a game meant for a controller on a keyboardClearly the dumb one here is you, ya stinky shark.
>>14716720the pleasure of being cummed inside
>>14716720Namaste my balls
>>14716698Oh so you're the spammer.
>>14716722
>>14716703Roberu's POV
>>14716720It's a multi-purpose respectful greeting.
>>14716512>>14716516>>14716523Reddit please...
As someone who has done yoga before this instructor is awful
>>14716720"bowing to you" a traditional indian greeting
don't let the cute yoga noises distract from the fact that gura once pissed herself on stream
>>14716720Rub a dub dub thanks for the grub
>>14716593Anon you're just lying at this pointShe's put out more music since debut than any Holo except Mori
Does GTA V have sex mods yet?
>>14716636Yeah, by me
>>14716720namaste deez nuts
>>14716720It's 生素敵
>>14716739Is it so wrong that I love my dullahan wife and want everyone to know it?
>>14716750Congrats, you get the joke.
>>14716261>he missed meine Kaiserin Kiara going mad with power while being extra cutehttps://youtu.be/qyURE5ZdHGo?t=10954
>>14716755You mean hot coffee?
>>14716722rape
>>14716750I don't think he's supposed to be taken seriously, it's clearly just a jab at Yoga
How many of you can do yoga?
>>14716698what's her best vod
>>14716703It saddens me when 9/10 Bae picture posted here are edits by me.
>>14716698understandable Yura is peak gfe
>>14716755Yeah
>>14716331Okayu's version always gets me. Especially the first couple of times, where she couldn't sing it without bursting into tears.
>>14716698Ryan9909, you're the fucker who keeps spamming your off-topic chuuba here? You weren't baiting for people to anti her, you're actually membered?
ALL THESE THOUGHTS RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD
GOTTA LET IT OUTGOTTA LET IT OUT
>>14716755yeah, with me
>>14714823She a confirmed whore so it's not even a big deal anon
>>14716775I can only do DOWNWARD FUCKING DOG
holy kek gura
Moom post
>Hold your butthole strong time to cum!
Gura yoga ASMR when?
what the fuck did she just say
>>14716755Is coffee good for you?
>>14716747go back
>>14716371It's the cat hair
>>14716775I got a class on the weekends, beginner though
I CAN'T SEEM TO CONTROLALLTHISNEGATIVE ENERGY INSIDE ME
>>14716797good post
>>14716804now?>>14716810who?
>>14716779I'm the 1/10 left
>>14716775>How many of you can do yoga?I'm a physical therapist and know how to do basic yoga at the very least. I'm a Deadbeat not a Chumbud though.
Does Yoga actually have any benefits?
>>14715772i'm dumber i cant find it
>>14716771NO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
>>14716810butthole
>Gura hates women>I hate womenWE ARE
>you don't know what's wrong with my bowels!GURA'S CONSTIPATED HINEY
>>14716767He is the joke
DMC yoga stream when?
>>14716775I do yoga on my wii fit plus
>>14716775Yoga is for faggots
>>14716825DUDE BERRIES
>>14716775The best part of yoga: The views
>a guerilla with a cell phone
>>14716837It really benefited the Beatles
>this is how Gura sounds like when she's smoking
>>14716797Moom reply!
https://twitter.com/advarcher/status/1471313573980766210
namaste
>open my third eyeUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Muslims do Yoga everyday right
>>14716837It's just stretching, so yes. Relaxation is also a big part of it.
>3 Gura stream in my backlog>12 am
I WILL OPEN GURA'S THIRD EYE
>>14716837Gives you better balance
>>14716870hayai...
good morning sirs
I tried doing yoga with gura now my toe hurts
>>14716766yes, outside of your designated thread, it is.
>>14716385Tenchou, is almost 4am, what are you doing?....
>>14716837Not really outside of any other type of routine physical fitness. So, yeah, I guess.
Why does American humor always have some form of cuckoldry?
>>14716876I smirked
>>14716817Kill yourself
UOH
Now Gura's wet...
UOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
UUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GURA'S WET
>>14716837It's glorified stretching, so basically yes.
>oh now I'm wetUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
UUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH! T u T
>>14716787Of course, I actually, unironically love Yura and she is probably the only chuuba I would actually consider marrying if it were actually possible to do so.>>14716778idk man just watch whatever
>oh now im wet
>Oh now I'm wet. Time to go hug our son!
Gura's wet T u T
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
>Oh now I'm wetUOH?
>rape button
RAPE
>>14716897(((They))) made this game
>if there was a rape button
>>14716834Are you the masseuse guy who was posting in morig? I wanted to ask about how to unfuck my left shoulder and left pelvis.
GURA IS WET?????????????????
RAPE CORRECTION BUTTON
RAPE BUTTON
>>14716767>>14716773My dumbass somehow blanked out and forgot this was GTA
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
>>14716897Wasn’t this game made by brits?
if there was a rape button, would you?
so what happens at the end of that cutscene? did he break the tv again?
>>14716837It's basically stretches and deep breathing, combined with some mindfulness. It's not anything unique to yoga, but it is good.
>>14716837stretching is real good for you
is this the monkey/alien one?
femanons, do you wish you had a rape button?
I forgot how retarded Michaels family was
>>14716897hot wife cheats on rich husband isn't just a meme
>>14716779https://litter.catbox.moe/wibrng.jpg
>>14716897they're americans they're experienced in the art of cuckoldry
>people on /hlgg/ are my buddiesDIRBI?
RAPE RAPE RAPE
>Gura is wet
>>14716948Only for correction
>IF THERE WAS A UI BUTTON I'D BE USING IT RIGHT NOWUhhhhhh???
Gura talks to usBut we are not her buddiesFuck
> Gura got offended by the online buddies commentShe really doesn't have friends in real life huh? Pathetic.
Would you press the rape button for Gura?
>>14716967They're the only ones I talk to...
Anyone want a link to non-Hololive cunny lewd that I just edged to for the last hour?
>>14716960What is it about the rrat that makes her so hot?
I missed Holoserver login telegram
Michael did nothing wrong
>>14716967A-Am I not?
>>14716897sluts acting interested in rich people to lock them into marriage is a career path for lots of women
HAHA OKIE DOKIE BOOMER
>>14716960tasty feet
haha Gura's head looks like a peepee
>>14716982Gura has her cat!
>>14716982Are you really surprised?
>>14716967I don't talk to anyone else...
>>14716967ye-yes...
She did sum up most of twitter there.
>>14716945yep lol, typical bong projection
MORI DON'T BE WEIRD
This is the monke part right?
>>14716967I thought we had something special...
>>14716810>Hold your butthole strong, time to goooo~
>>14716985XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXI KEEP PRESSING X AND NOTHING HAPPENS
>>14716956Every woman wants to be raped but only by chad
Good comedic timing shark.
Oh yeah doesn't Michael trip out in this mission?
>>14716993Always.
>>14716967yes...
Hey faggot. Yes, (You). You're my bud.
when is irys next terrariaI like, really need that
None of you call your parents by their first names...do you?
>>14717041thanks bro
ggaaaaaaaaaaaah
Bounce on ya boy's dick
>>14716993me
>>14717041i'm okay with that. you wanna play mtg?
>jesus fucking christis that an italian thing? ive only ever heard italians say that
>>14717047no that would be really strange
>>14717041
>>14717047I call them MamaAnon and PapaAnon
>>14717041I'm not your bud. Friend
>>14717041Thought we were more than that
>>14717047nope, that'd be weird
>>14717047only my mom and ironically
>>14717047When I was 6 years old I'd call my dad his first name because that's what my mom would call him.
>>14716507anon-kun... I'm sorry. Maybe one day.
UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>14714739>>14714753>>14714789>>14715018>>14715050>>14715073>>14715176>>14715230>>14716120>>14716774>>14716924>>14716925>>14716929>>14716934>>14716938>>14716944>>14716948>>14716956>>14716966>>14716985>>14717030no
>>14717047I go with strictly daddy and mommy at the age of 20 thank you
>adult juiceGura????
>>14717044next week maybe
>>14716985no, I only have consensual sex with my wife
>>14717010I've forgotten about that cat so many times
>adult juice
>>14716967You're all my buddies
GURA SIPPEN LEAN CALL HER SCOTTIE SIPPEN
>>14717041Kiss me.
Is this a Kronii stream
I'M FREAKIN OUTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>14717047I still call my dad "Daddy"
>>14717035yep
What was in that drink?
>>14717080>>14717084Alcohol
>>14717047They're dead, but when they around i used mom/dad
https://files.catbox.moe/m490bb.png
>>14717029all teamates in the vicinity now have you're locationthank you for your cooperation for pressing the rape buttonYou will be raped shortly
>all these anons talking about stretchingSo how much can you stretch, anons? I recently found out I'm abnormal in that regard, I can lift my leg up to my forehead and grab my wrists with the opposite arm behind my back. Is that normal for you guys?
DOING KETAMINE WITH GAWR GURA
>>14717051っがあああああああああああああああ
Micheal...
>>14717099Quaaludes
>>14717041Nah, fuck you
What the hell, this family is fucked up.
just got my internet back up after a whole day of it being downhow was diablo
>>14716993Let's see it
>>14717093Please go back reddit....
ketamine with gura UOOOOOH
>>14717047When I need to get their attention in public
MONKE
They cloned Franklin!
>>14717099Ayahuasca
I'M CHIMPING OUTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Gura really doesnt like monkeys
>>14717047i used to call my dad by his first name but i havent talked to him in years
>>14717054I rather she bounce on mine.
>Gura doesn't like monkeys
Is the writing for this game supposed to be good
>>14717047I call my mom variations of mummy and mom and suchI call father, nothing but father or sir.
Awwwshit the SEAnigs woke up
>I don't like monkeys
CHIMP RAPE DOUJIN
Gura got kidnapped by a bunch of niggers.
>>14717127pretty good. kronii and kiara have good chemistry.
>i dont like monkey
>>14717127Actually really good
>Gura hates monkey>Ame loves monkeysTHEY'RE
So is this one of Ames /x/ tier delusions?
Do alienfags really?
DR. ZAIUS DR. ZAIUS
hey its Anya
>>14717065I’m not your Friend, Guy.
>theyre gonna probe him
>>14717097Do you want to fuck him?
I don't think this is really what happens if you drink lean
GURA FUCKING HATES NIGGERS
>>14717127incredible, actually, your oshi literally propositioned Kronii for sex multiple times
>>14717168RIVALS TILL THE END
wtf
is this what drugs are like?
>>14717047i can't remember the last time i addressed my parents by anything other than their first names
This is my favorite scene in the whole game
>>14717041chu~
>Gura doesn't like monkeys>Shion doesn't like monkeysThey are?
ok that's kinda kino
>>14717127Fucking Kino. You MUST watch the VOD
>Gura doesn't like monkeys>I don't like monkeysWE ARE
GTA V sucks
>>14717196No.
>>14717127Started off slow but Kroniis autism was no match for Kiaras horniness
>>14717161I don't like really really monkey.
>>14716699lick
How would you keep yourself from killing your entire family if you were in Michael's situation
>>14717196Some of them
bros were those ayylmaos real?!
>>14717196not even a little bit
Tell me what hallucinogens can give me experiences at least this good and I'll make it my first priority. I've held off for too long.
I forgot how shitty Michael's family was.
>>14717196I fucking wish
>>14717223by killing yourself first
>>14717174I HATE EVERY APE I SEEFROM CHIMPAN-A TO CHIMPAN-Z
>met an online friend from WoW back in the day>was a pretty cool guy, kinda fat, just played some vidya had some drinks and went on our wayDid I just get really lucky or something?
Gura is so high she's flying
Is no one really gonna play the remasters?
still one of the most kino game scenes even after I've seen it 500 times
>>14717223Donate them to Trevor
>>14717196No drugs literally just make you into a 2 year old kid that giggles way too hard
>>14717223i'd dump them all and start over, you can't fix something that broken
>>14717093Kek
>>14717230NoDon‘t worry about it
>>14717223By framing them for a crime and then letting the SWAT team do the work for me
Aww, Gura ended that too soon, I love that part
>>14717217gameplay wise I'd have to agreestory wise this is pretty fun, expecially with Gura
why is gura so unfathomably horny today?
>>14717223Well he is the reason for a LOT of their problems. Even though he's trying to fix stuff, he still broke it.
>>14717036>>14717056>>14717130https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/94796584
>>14717201They stole it from Far Cry 3
>>14717237diphenhydramine
>>14717250>remasters
Fuckin lmao Gura
>>14717247GTA doesn't represent the norm, no.
This whole section of the game is fucking awful. I'm not sure if they intended for you to think that Michael needed to get his act together or something, because I just ended up hating his family even more.
>>14717230Yeah, most of them were me.
>>14717223His family is pretty much his reason to live
>>14717250why would anyone play those?
Based FIDLAR
>>14717217Watching an anime girl play GTA5 is what got me into Hololive.I don't really care much for the game itself though.
>>14717289You're not supposed to think that his family Is utter trash?
>>14717196LSD does feel like going on a trip but you're much more grounded in reality than you think. Maybe Ketamine is more crazy
>>14717097yeah and I'm shocked that EOPs think it's sexualt. ESL
>>14717250Why would you play them as fucked up as they are right now and will probably remain?
>>14716967Flying to SEA to hang out with my /vt/bros!
>>14717196The visuals when Michael is falling out of the sky are kind of accurate to an intense LSD trip, ill tell you that
>gura acting highoh no she's definitely been on weed before
>>14715767This is my Ina pic. Please get your own Ina pic
>>14717289>Look at Michael, he's such a monster. He was angry when the Yoga Instructor tells his wife to slam her ass into his crotch in front of himCalifornia needs to be removed from Eath
>>14717223I fuckin hate Jimmy and the entire family. None of them are good and all of them think they're the good guys, all with no self-awareness. Half the shit that Michel gets mad over is pretty justified (Wife fuckin other guys, son being a dead beat, daughter being a whore).
>>14717247Your experience was essentially the norm.People here just really hype up the idea that anyone online is either a freak, a SUPER-freak, or some kind of deviant and that you should NEVER see each other IRL because they're all deathly afraid of another Chanology happening, or so socially awkward that convincing themselves that everyone outside of them is a freak is safer than hoping for something resembling a friendship.
>>14717250Aren't the remasters gone for now?
why are depictions of drugs in video games and movies so detached from reality?
>>14717323So?
>>14717289You're supposed to hate Michael's family because they're a fucked up mess, but a lot of it is the result of his choices.
>>14716775I won't do Hindu litugy thank you very much.
>>14717196Depends, ayahuaska can give you a bad trip if you're not prepared
>apex predator>is scared of apesexplain this
>>14717289I think it's supposed to be both things you said actually. Michael indeed was supposed to do some soul-searching, but it also really wanted to send home how absolutely fucked his life is
>>14717289there was no indication that the family ever had their shit together, so it really just makes everything Michael do seem correct because his family are total assholes leaching off his money
>Did you thank him?
>>14717250Miko was planning to but maybe she found out it sucked and not worth it right now
>>14717223>dad is involved in organized crime>kills and steals for a living>why are his family such assholes!?Really?
Stuff the turkey.
>>14717329If GTAV had a story besides Michael bad, Trevor bad, Police bad, maybe there would be some themes there but everyone is just a completely intolerable cunt except maybe Franklin who just wants to not be poor
>>14717289its supposed to make michael regress and do shit again with trevor
GORILLAZ
>>14717332meant for >>14717289
>>14717338It isn't easy to depict altered consciousness
How do you raise a kid properly when you're rich as fuck?
>>14717350apex is short for 'apes excepted'
FEEL GOOD
>>14717338because accurately portraying them wouldnt be as entertaining
HA HA HA HA HA
>>14717077>mommyKinda weird, but ok.>daddyCome on, now.
>>14717323>on weed
>>14717289I think the intended message was>Michael needs to think about how his choices have resulted in... these people
Isn't Gorillaz Mori's favorite band?
>>14717313I feel like they meant for you to find a tiny bit of truth in the shit his kids say to him, but it comes off as a writer trying too hard. He's the only voice of reason in the entire family, I have never found anything of value in the concerns his family has with him.
>the car is making gura horny
Mori's oshi on the telly
HEY ANONDO YOU FEEL GOOD?!
THIS CARS GOT A DUMPY
>>14717099>tranquilizer from a vet>tripped the fuck outprobably ketamine, had that for a broken bone and the trippy nightmare left me permanently mentally altered
gura wants to fuck the car
>>14717338If they're so unrealistic then how did that depiction get started in the first place?I've never done drugs but I'd be surprised if designers/writers/producers for films and videogames never did
Feel Good Inc. is in this game? cool
>>14717289>>14717376
Gura's getting turned on by a car...
>>14717289GTAV has a fucking retarded story if you try to take it seriously, just laugh at the jokes
>>14717323over half of all american adults has smoked weed before
>>14717371
I love hearing Gura say 'feel good' over and over again
>>14717323Yeah no shit. However she's from the US and it's legal in some states and no one cares as long as you don't drive or put other people in danger. Cultural differences. If she were a nip it would be more concerning
>>14717400>>14717416Money mind
post phasmo gorillaz soundpost pls
This car's got a... FAT ASSt. Gura
Gura is such a coomer that the car is turning her on
>>14717400I want Guerillaz to collab again
>>14717247met 2 xbox friends 10 years older than me who lived a few states over when I was 18 and still in school and I didn't get raped. your experience isn't that abnormal.
Why isn't Youtube's retarded bot not acting up with all this music?
>>14717323Anon nobody fucking cares if you smoke weed as long as you're not a pothead.
When will Mori do a music collab with The Gorillaz?
>>14717438pachi pachi
>>14715852please learn human proportions
>>14717047never in my life
>>14717326Someone stole your NFInaT and you are just going to lay down and take it?
>>14716779
>>14717450Because you're retarded and you don't know how things work
>>14717047I'm 24 and I call my mother Ma. My shit of a dad fucked off during my early high school years so if I do see him today, I'll call him with my fists.
SHE TOOK THE DAMN KIDS
I want to drive a touge with Gura
>>14717276>PreCureThank you for this blessing, my friend.
>>14717478cute!
>>14717338the game called NARC has a good depiction of drugs
>>14717484GOOD
>>14717484she did him a favor
>>14717329I heard California is slowing falling off from the continent. If that's true then it's already in progress.
>>14717459DUDE.... WEED AM I RIGHT??? XDDDDDDD
Fucking cheating whores destroying the fabric of American families.
Bitch ex wife. Took my damn kids.
Eating Gura's leftover purple and orange skittles!
>>14717450Susan is a chumbie and excepted Gura's channel from DMCA bot.
>>14717483dude has telephone fists lmaoooo
>gura shitting on creamsicleI'LL FUCKING KILL YOU YOU LITTLE SHIT
>>14717485The 90's were a better time..
>>14717384Just actually be there for the kid, and limit his access to your financial fortunes.A kid should never have more than a few nice toys or a decent rig if you're rich as presents. And never give the kid a source of money-on-demand when they're young. Make them work for money, even if it's just chores and shit.
>>14715852Still waiting for him to make Risu
>>14717484reminds me of my family...
>>14717463lol at the idea of "taking the kids" when they're both good for nothing adults
Yeah. Gorillaz hasn't been good since Demon Days. Also, we get to each all of Gura's purple and orange skittles. YUM!
>>14717485You sure about that?
>>14717335The thing with online buddies is that you choose to spend time with them. It's not like your family or your co-workers or your classmates where it's just luck of the draw. Choosing them and actually liking them goes a really long way.
>>14717047>Nobody else calls their mother and father, mother and fatherI didn't realize hlgg was so uncivilized
>>14717478This somehow makes her seem a lot more appealing to me.
>Gura hates creamsicleThat's it, I'm getting a new oshi
>>14717478>p-please don't d-drink anymore Roberu-san
>>14717391I've always lived with younger siblings and if I changed the way I addressed my parents my siblings would too. My parents would HATE that so I just stuck with it since I don't like change much anyways.
>>14717478this makes me sad
WHAM!
>Gura hates Ina and Kiara
>>14717509*exempted
OH SHIT GEORGE
>>14717329But I don't wanna leave...
>>14717513she's right about this one
>>14717047quite frequently I have to refer to my mom by her name for work. my dad is always dad.
Why is feet always her go-to? That New Year's resolution isn't going to last.
>insulting Creamsicle>insults Orange>turns my dad rock off for Wham!
>>14717289I genuinely dislike the writing in GTA V, it feels very mean spirited at times.
>>14717289It's a comedy. You're not suppose to take any of it seriously. Just laugh at the fuckups these people are and the disasters they get into.
>>14717077Ayamefriend…
fucking kek Gura
>she always goes and runs over the people doing yogaBased
>>14717527same desu
>>14717572Is that not the point of it?
>Gura called Smokey Robinson garbagewhat the fuck is wrong with this retarded shark
make sure to use all of the remaining images on cunny
>>14717516>born in 97>tfw didn't get to experience the 90s properly
Why it feels like Gura is playing all this songs n porpuse because of the fucking DCMA thing
>>14717047>all these replies to this postUnrelated but why does spoiler-posting significantly increase the (You)s?
>>14717478Where are the tears? Where's the swollen red cheeks?
A reminder Gorillaz did a music video in GTA V that got removed
>>14717047Mom/Mother
>your oshi>is your family situation as bad as Michael's
>>14717597I was born in 87
>>14717603sunk cost fallacy
>>14717533I'd let Gura wreck my dream car just for the experience together
THE IMAGES
>>14717594
>>14717603more likely to be read due to monkey brain
>>14717597Everyone who talks about the 90s really means 2007 anyways
>>14717521and here I am with a beefy PC, all the recent consoles except any xbox and around 20k euros. I've never been to work.
>>14717606Bae ain't no bitch. She can take it.
>>14717592That's what I thought, what the hell is she smoking
>>14717568>turns on the most game-relevant Wham songI DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU WANT FROM ME
>>14717603reminds me of sexy sex censor so I click the reply button
Gura really hates yoga huh
After a deep analysis of this game again, I can confirm that Franklin has the only good parts and Rockstar should stop trying to be pseudo-psychologists and fake-deep for a better story
>>14717572it's satire. Every single person in the game is supposed to be an exaggeration and a piece of shit.
>>14717620What about them?
>>14717597
>>14717516No kidding. Everyone was a lot less pessimistic. At least publicly.
>>14717620Images!
>>14717603 ________________________
>"put it in">what?
>>14717594ok
>>14717613GuraIt can't be "as bad" if they broke up 20 years ago right? if they'd stayed together for some stupid reason I guess it would be that bad
>>14717588we are gonna make it bro even if it hurts forever
>>14717637Literally what the fuck are you talking about
>Put it in>What?GURA IS HORNY
>>14717637She envies people being able to move without snapping their joints
>>14717478I want to forcefeed this Bae a bowl of eggs...
>>14717047My father is a low IQ autistic manchild who beat me until around age 12, so I called him by his first name as a rejection of his love when he'd calm down and act like everything was cool and he was a good, caring father. Still do even if I care much less as an adult.
>>14717603i dont know, i have my shit set so that spoilers are shown automatically. i just reply when other people are so that i can feel like i'm participating
>>14717590Maybe? I just wished the characters were at least likeable, like in SA or TBoGT.
>>14717653
(You) should post an image
http://poal.me/9yatyxhttp://poal.me/9yatyxhttp://poal.me/9yatyx
hey fbi if you're listening gura is here to cause some trouble
>>14717597I was born in 99, I'm a 90s kid
>Did someone say Creamsicles?
>>14717641I feel like the 3 main characters are the only sane people in this story.Yes, even Trevor.
>>14715767I don't think that's everything
>>14717597I was born in the 20s but since my country is years behind every other modern country its like i grew up in the 90s
>taking on the FBITHIS MESUGAKI IS GOING TO GET ME ARRESTED
>hey FBI if you're listening I'm here to cause some troubleBASED
>>14717620
OHNONONO SPOOKS DON'T LOOK
ENTER OBAMA
my oshi hates glow niggers
Is that Obama?
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1471318152265220107sure, but peko san new clothes when wwwww ah ah ah
>>14717665Being an Ojisan ain't easy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYEVoo4uOVU
Pippa collab when?
>>14717603It's pretty obvious that the censor bar causes a contrast against most post's so people scrolling through are far more likely to see and read it.
Just got in. cunny status?
>>14717541That just means that there is more for me if Gura doesn't like it.
OBAMA?!
>>14717712Kek
>>14717597>born in 81>didn't get to experience the 60sFeels bad
>>14717478Hot. Then more hardcore rough sex ensues.
>>14717684Franklin is BAE
UNSOLICITED
OBAMAMIND
>>14717676It's a Breaking Bad thing. Make the shitheads seem less like shitheads by comparison so by the end you kind of forget that you're rooting for the villain.
>>14715767Maybe it's because it's Ina but hearing her room in this state made me only love her more. I don't find cleaning tedious so I wouldn't even mind cleaning up after her.
>>14717691this niggas 100 years old
>>14717603It doesn't, not on its own. But having a good sense of pacing in your post does.Unironically, it's a forgotten fact that good sentence structure, grammatical clarity and a gripping sense of pacing will get more people to read your post and respond in good faith.It's true of having proper paragraphs, as well. And the best part? Proper spoiler usage gives the reader a small sense of ownership to the post, that they had to claim it to read it.Images help, too. As do little blurbs at the end of a post to spark discussion after raising a point.
ENTER
OBAMA!
Obama in Gura's stream!!
Obama?
Yo, what’s obama’s last name?
>>14717620Claiming this image slot to say I really love my Ina. She's an amazing cute dope!
>gura hates toxic masculinity
>>14717750>>14717756I guess this is solicited, right?
>C is for Cookie, that’s good enough for me!
>>14717691>born in the 20sToddlerchama...
Why do the shadows look so fucking pixellated and shit
>>14717491You're very welcome. PreCure corruption is one of my favourites, especially ones with lolis rocking ultra slutty outfits.
>>14717750>>14717756For once, this is warranted
>>14717750>>14717756i solicited this
Real humans don't interact like this.
Gura said I'm her boy!
>you dont have the balls>yes I doShe's a boy too
>>14717289>>14717372You're not really supposed to like Michael or his family at this point in the game The whole point that he's a loser living a fake life, he's like a snake that's been defanged and his family wind up being trash because of his poor choices It takes meeting someone young and hungry like Franklin, his reunion with Trevor causing him slip back into his old ways, and the FIB fucking with him sending over the edge to get that venom back
[Gura News] Gura has balls
>There's a line for pointing a gun at himkek
Who the fuck say "my boy" nowadays?
>running glowies over with gura's car
>>14717801Good, its a story and is meant to be entertaining.
>>14717613guramy family isn't as bad but only because they don't hate eachother
>>14717812Cyberpunk should be taking notes
>>14717806Trap Gura ToT
>>14717801I try my best to interact with others like this. It's incredibly funny.
[Sad News] Gura does NOT have the balls.
Why do some japanese girls have pink nipples
Images :(
>>14717603AND WHY IS THIS POST GETTING SO MANY (YOU)SI DONT UNDERSTANDMan I have no fucking clue what makes some posts get ignored and others become a discussionI don't think I'll ever understand the 4chan meta
>>14717814
>>14717818>is meant to be entertaining.They failed
>>14717814I do...
>>14717801Thanks for pointing that out
>>14717814haha, whoever does that must be a real loser, huh
>>14717691Wow, a centenarian. Honored to meet you, sir.
The images...
>>14717613GuraI'm all alone.
>>14717613GuraI don't know, I haven't spoken to them in 5 years. For a reason.
>>14717817That's what ya do.
>>14717828based
>>14717818>entertainingTrevor nor Franklin is on the screen anon
>>14717613ameits fucked but in a very different way
GURA WANT'S TO RUN OVER GLOWIES
>>14717801>t. has never worked for or around feds beforeyou would be surprised
>>14717572>Mean spiritedoh noes, I hope it didn't hurt your fee fees ;_;
>>14717837Man fuck the shut door up.
IMAGE
IMAGES
>>14717829Kneel
>>14717835
>>14717814This game takes place 10 years ago
>you fail for running over glowiesdropped
>>14717810heh you lost nigga
Gura just murdered Obama on stream
GURAWINSLOL
GAWR "FUCK GLOWIES" GURA
GURA JUST RUN OVER 2 GLOWNIGGER
FUCKING GLOWIES
>>14717814>>14717838>>14717842>>14717848>>14717850Only a REAL DOPE would do that...!
>>14717801Damn, did you learn all that at the University movie appreciation club?
>>14717801Go to LA and find out how wrong you are
I AM THE LAST TEAMATE
NIGGER
>>14717814You are fucked, my boy! FUCKED!
>she actually ran over the glow niggers HOLY BASED