/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I LOVE FAUNA

>>14652953
>>14653045

rrat

>>14653093

I love Ina!

KIARA LOVE

Thoughts?

>>14653135

IM GONNA FEED THIS NIBBA

Omega hate!!!

Ayame out on the town tonight!

>>14653224
TuT

Why is Caitlyn Meyers watching Fauna

Breed Hag

BoobaRyS!

>>14652953
yes

>>14653231
yeah, with me

Fauna's re-learning how to you know, actually be mother nature as it's time to see just how good she can take care of babies in Mother Simulator. According to these first few minutes, not very good as she literally tossed the baby like a football into the wall and adorably giggled about it. Saplings, are you okay? Is this how Fauna treats you during member's streams? Watching her just throw all the baby stuff is definitely painful but it sure is entertaining.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDuR1CR_oWg
>Song Released
Temma's 2nd Anniversary sit down with Aruran and Miyabi was such a lovely stream that you should check the VODs for and then you can go give his brand new cover of the song 1.15 Million Kilometers of Film. Temma's soft, pleasant singing voice will definitely soothe your soul and if you haven't given it a listen to yet, please consider doing so. It's a really nice cover.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cT-E4SiE7n8

>>14653224
takodachi...

I hate Ina, the fakest person in Hololive.

>>14652867
>>14652878
[Ina News]
>Explained her tweet-- said she had health issues throughout her life in regards to her skin and stomach. Her back has also been a problem for a long while and it's hurting her again making it difficult to sit upright for periods of time.
>Takos immediately kill her off and reminisce with Ina about Past Ina
>These issues can't really "be corrected" so she apologizes for the light week but also assures she won't be taking any long breaks
>Feels like she's not doing enough for streaming. Is frustrated because her physical health sometimes gets in the way
>Is pulling out the ASMR mic for tomorrow's cleaning stream. Admits her room is a big mess and that she's being forced to do it so she'll just stream it
>Someone posted about how the Black Mesa playlist had a MosuGourmet video and Ina was thankful it wasn't something else more 'yabai'
>Has bought the ingredients for the cheesecake making stream. Will do it next week
>Next week is also the Takotori cover -- Ina adores how Kiara sounded calling it beautiful and is certain nobody in Hololive covered it yet
>Ina is going to do a green screen photoshoot so we can do Ina memes
>Ina requested the tako to be in the AO-pad because she didn't want AO-chan near her
>The white overcoat is not removable. The black sleeve is a part of the undercoat with the white sleeve being a part of the overcoat
>Kuroboshi's inspiration for Ina's sleeves were her tentacles
>Apparently Ina's wings are detachable. We were told this at some point
>If Ina isn't smiling it doesn't actually show on her rig -- she says she just has a resting smiling face
>Karaoke perms didn't actually change. Ina says that the rules are just being enforced now
>Always noticed comments complaining about the lack of EN songs during karaoke -- not just hers but others too
>Says some songs have availability for singing and some don't, including JP songs, and hopes you'll be nicer in understanding that
>Wanted to have english subtitles for her recent cover but it wasn't done in time. Isnt actually sure if they're still being done so she'll check after the stream
>Since the outfits were announced a while ago Ina had a lot of ideas for the outfit reveal, including an interactive scavenger hunt that had clues which used fanart that had components of the actual outfit
>By the time the outfits ACTUALLY were going to be revealed, things just got too busy to do it
>Bae asked Ina for the collab. Ina wanted to do a drawing collab with some people for a while so it was convenient that Bae asked for one
>Gave Kuroboshi free reign of the outfit design and loves the memes about it being the "final ascension"
>Calls his design sense unique and very alike to high fashion
>Was incredibly happy with how the outfit was when she first saw it. Said Hokusai is her favorite servant and that it made her feel similar to her
>Doesn't remember much of her life before hololive anymore. Feels like each week is too packed and that despite only being just over a year, feels like a lifetime
>Ina got salty because her school didn't do "A+" extra credits where you can boost your GPA over 4.0 but still had everything up until "A". Ended up graduating with a 3.875 because she had an "A-" on one class near the end and it made her give up on trying after that
>Ina saved up her allowance and bought herself her first game console - a Super Mario DS
>Spoke to Mama and Papa'nis about how she felt like a really spoiled kid. Growing up she knew they were poor but insisted on getting a GBA and ended up harboring guilt over this for years. They don't remember this
>Also recalled a time when she saved up an allowance for a PS3 and her parents said no because they wanted her to study and knew younger Ina was more obsessive than she is today about things
>Received her fight stick and has played a bit since. Isn't sure if it's better or worse but she wants to get more used to it. The GG Strive stream will have player participation after she plays a bit
>Ina's going to open a member posts for questions; isn't going to be going on break for the Holidays and plans on streaming on Christmas
>Ane'nis is visiting for the Holidays -- Ina says if she can duct tape her mouth shut she can be on stream. Bought her an exercise smartwatch as a christmas gift
>Ina has reconfirmed that she lounges around in oversized shirts only most of the time - NO PANTS
>Is thinking of doing a hashtag for fanmade props -- wants to borrow the takola prop from IRyS
>Wants tacos and is going to ask Mama'nis to make them; wants to do more stuff together with Mama'nis because her sleep schedule has been clashing
>Mama'nis has been crocheting a huge blanket as a gift for Ina so Ina's really happy. Mama'nis made Ina blankets before too -- she's currently using an older small blanket Mama'nis made her
>Current update about the office is that it's "a work in progress"
>Asks us not to judge her when she cleans her room because it was a very stressful few weeks

I love Gura!!

>>14653256
She has good taste in chuubas

One day...

>>14653157
Ame too!

>>14653256
she seems to watch everyone, I still have no idea who she/he? is

>>14652952
gura
if i wasnt 4 years younger than her, then maybe.

This fucking stream, kek

I would not trust any of these women with a child.

I want to bully kronii and mori

I miss Ina

>It's just like Skyrim
Rent free.

>>14653278
ogey

>>14653093
No...

Season the baby Fuana

>>14653131
>>14653082
Jesus are you quoting Naoki without watching his fucking video? It's rare but 0.7% reported 50M or more. That's like saying hurr durr top vtubers don't make $1M in superchats a year. Yeah most don't. But the top ones do.

>>14653219

>He forgot that yesterday women were here and said they bait Anons so they can imagine them getting angry and raping them

>>14652953
MOMMA
UUU

This angle and positioning actually makes it look semi-convincing that Fauna's model is using a mouse and keyboard

>>14653218
I’ve seen People sometimes refer to Ames breast as Ames.

TWO SCOOPS?!?!

>>14653224
I miss her bros....

>>14653157
I love Ina too!

I'm fucking dying this is so funny

Gura cute

CoralCruncher

>>14653256
who? i saw she had a comment on inas cover this morning

>>14653296
I would impregnate these women without reservation, as long as 1 in survive it will work

>>14653278

Seeing Fauna struggle with baby stuff reminds me that I almost killed my own mother when I was born because I have such a gigantic fat head I got stuck and they had to call in a hundred doctors to save both my mother and my own life. The biggest egg-shaped head the hospital had ever seen and apparently took pictures for educational purposes because it was so abnormal.

Ironically I really like Kiara despite this

>>14653330
The cutest!

>>14653333
That kinda sounds like...buttmuncher

My owl found this weird device

I think they should

>Never goslings for any of the girls before
>Something about Fauna being a mom is making me gosling hard
The pain, I wasnt suppose to be like you idiots

>>14653274
Right here, Ayamefriend!

>>14653316

>>14653333
hehe that sounds like something else

I miss Iroha's sweaty little butt...

>>14653256
Who is that? Some tranny?

>>14653278
All of this makes me more convinced that Ina is the ryona bait holo.

>>14653278
thank you for the update takofren

>>14653315
Always with the rape fantasies, why can't women have normal fetishes?

>>14653369
what exactly do you think it sounds like?

>>14653265
Sex the Hag

>>14653279
TuT child armpit erotic

>>14653313
At that point your job is being a celebrity and you're being paid accordingly
Otherwise there are standard rates for being an artist

>>14653371
I am eternally tilted that Iroha does not have a fundoshi.

>>14653356
Become

>Poop or die.
Your oshi has given you this ultimatum out in the middle of a busy street.
What do you do?

>>14653108
I think platform shoes are bad decision. I think they only trick the wearer into thinking they look taller, whereas everyone else notices a short person trying to compensate, which implies insecurity, which is harmful to your public image.

Short men just have to own it, and go for either girls who are shorter than them since girls statistically like guys taller than them (but extra short girls tend to like extra tall guys for protection, and so they can feel extra small and secure), or girls who have a short guy fetish.

There's no point a short man getting upset about it, as nothing can be done, and trying to garner sympathy as a man makes you look weaker in the eyes of others.

I'll be asleep for the blue archive stream, enjoy I guess

COUNCIL IN COURT 2

cum

>>14653415
its time to LET ER RIP

KOBE

>>14653381
It is a distressingly common thing in real life, actually. The problem is that the degree to which someone has that fetish is extremely hard to measure and anyone who tries to play into that essentially plays with volcanic fire

>>14653274
How does it feel, Faunafriend?

>>14653405
The spats are way better

>>14653315
Friendly reminder that women are naturally more empathetic and capable of understanding others emotions
So if a bait made you seethe there is a big chance that a women was behind it

https://twitter.com/amsrntk3/status/1470869097693184003
SHES GONNA PLAY TARKOV

Fauna gaming

SHE GAMING

Go Fauna!

SHE'S GAMING

I hate this game.

>>14653342
Can you control the minds of others?

>>14653279
>>14653359
>>14653274
What's with all the armpits?

I look forward to seeing Fauna shit herself.

>>14653383
hehe i dunno

>>14653265
>>14653384
Goddamn that's a hot bird

>>14653373
>>14653335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vunm-W-ovLc

a girl that does english covers of japanese songs... who knows maybe she'll be a chuuba in the future like AmaLee...

>>14653356
I never thought I'd grow uber-attached to any vtuber let have a daughteru I father-gosling over instead of just using streams as background noise while I work like I originally intended but here I am.
Welcome to the club gramps.

>>14653450
who is this?

>>14653446
Respectifully disagree. Also, I will never see the word spats and not think about the shoe things first.

>>14653256
No fucking clue who that is, but whoever it is she's cool to me.
At least she's watching streams, unlike way too many people in this board.

[Sad News]
Mother Nature is significantly better at basketball than child rearing

>>14653473
Oh god

>>14653472
How new?

>>14653472
Why not?

Fauna's humor is criminally underrated

>>14653443
I think it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, FAUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YUH!

>>14653492

>>14653278
Ina news for free? What a deal!

She didn't wanna see shit

>>14653446
I now understand why Chloe wants to eat Iroha’s feet

EWWW THERES POOP LOL

>>14653492
My mother-in-law

>>14653356
Here's your apple, don't forget to miss Fauna

I still think about how Ina went from
>Sorry I can't remember your names
to
>I can remember your pfps!
to
>I recognize so many of you takos thank you so much for always coming to watch me!

My fucking sides this stream is hilarious

>>14653502
>my EN oshi is ballin'
I'm so proud.

>>14653423

>>14653278
if Ina is a foreigner what are the other myth members as servants?

>>14653381
From what i've gathered, women who weren't touched funny growing up have a stronger rape fetish.

>>14653492
a stray cat

>>14653278
Wasn't she an athlete in school? What's with all the chronic health problems?

fauna doesnt flush...

she forgot about the baby...

>people in Fauna's chat having a 3 month membership renewal message
>IRyStocrats only getting their 4 month badges yesterday
this timescale seems horrifically incorrect to me

>>14653555
NICE

>>14653568
Years of drawing with no rest

>>14653374
Ina bruises really easily so you have to be gentle

>>14653553
isn't that just senpai from bokuben?

>>14653568
The abysmal diet of mostly cup noodles and takeout combined with next to no sleep and a sedentary lifestyle?

>>14653563
Rape correction isn't a meme.....

>>14653278
>forcing a grown woman to clean her room
Ina...

>>14653291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVAZzh8Zih8 Future EN chuba

>>14653540
Funny, I wrote this but forgot to add she’s also my wife as well as my mother-in-law.

>>14653591
That's a weird Inner

>>14652514
>>14652566
>>14652627
>>14652730
>>14652776
>All these people saying Ame
Six months ago, yeah. A few months ago, maybe. But Ame today? She ran her outfit reveal like an NTR doujin. Old Ame showed visible disgust at the mere mention of NTR, present Ame made it the plot of one of her most anticipated streams. She has definitely changed recently, and I'll 100% bet part of that change is she no longer cares for romance in the idealistic way she used to.
Getting her life in order and getting into NTRing her fans at the same time is just a worrying coincidence, surely.

>>14653472

This fucking game right now

>>14653278
>>Karaoke perms didn't actually change. Ina says that the rules are just being enforced now
What does this mean

>>14653278
So Ina is really going to overwork herself to death like the typical Asian huh? Go for a walk in a park you smelly smelly girl

Remember to cheer for Fauna when she takes a shit.

>>14653608
She is an ENchuba. Her Youtube links to her twitch where she streams.

Why is this game a fucking thing lmao

*Schlop* *schlop*

https://litter.catbox.moe/u4b2bl.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/a2cncv.jpg

>>14653618
shoo, cuckfag, shoo, keep your fetish away from respectable society

>>14653618
Anon Ame already outright said what her favorite tag is, this basic-bitch history revisionism is barely worth a reply, you should be ashamed for a CROSS THREAD all me post

>>14652847
Ina is /fit/ as FUCK irl

I want to do rape

>>14653633
She explained it as "they were always skirting the rules doing karaokes the way they did before" and that "the rules aren't changing but instead are just being normally enforced for once so that no purges happen"

>>14653580
What 4 month badges are you talking about? It goes from 2 to 6 for IRyS no?

>>14653256
I see her all the time in Kiara's stream

>>14653608
>Has made a lot of EN Covers
>Becomes the 2nd EN VSinger
>Has to exclusively sing Japanese songs because Cover Corporation

>>14653618
I think it says more about you that your first thought to that was NTR. My first thought was those doujins where girls get turned into living onaholes

>>14653633
Cover feels it needs to respect copyright restrictions more now to protect the talents for whatever reason

Fauna stop wasting time washing your hands when you don't have to

>>14653649
>not Bubba
I can't fap to this.

>>14653381
Rape fantasies are the most common, apparently.

>>14653649
disappointed, i expected bestiality

>>14653649
Is this you? If so, good work

Do women need amino acids? I just remembered Fauna is vegan and plant based protein powders aren't complete, you have to combine pea and onions.

>>14653679
>spoiler
Good stuff.

Fauna is very good at making this game hilarious.

>>14653618
Stop projecting your disgusting fantasies.

Fauna didnt wipe her ass after taking a shit

>>14653661
>Mori on shota
kek

>>14653649
coral...

>>14653633
It means they've been breaking the rules the entire time and just getting away with it.
They're too big though and it's only a matter of time before they get fucked on using tracks they don't have perms to, so management is cracking down.
It's not worth the risk, and all it really means is the talents have to put in more effort to get backing tracks.
So expect no more Ame and Gura karaokes for the indefinite future.

>>14653519
I know she's not your type but I appreciate your enthusiasm

>>14653649
Gura has two dicks

>>14653681
So they don't repeat a holocaust?

>>14653707
I cleaned her with my tongue

>>14653707
how kind of her

When is the Ark arc coming back?
Just kidding, When will the holos play Conan Exiles?

Wait, girls do poop?

>>14653674
Well, I guess 2 month is more of a badge in the sense of "time spent," I forgot that "badge" is an actual term for membership icons.
But point is, four months yesterday, but it feels like there was a longer gap between her and EN2, I could've sworn at least

That's not what Aqua told me
She told me idols poop marshmallows

>>14653673
>>14653681
Ok, but what does it entail for future karaokes?
Limited songs? Complete purge of said stream now? That's what i'm confused about, what are the rules exactly

>>14653690
>men fantasize about rape
>women fantasize about rape
THEY ARE

>>14653472

>>14653676
Engrishu permissions muzukashi, pls undastando

>>14653618
Why are NTR fags completely brainrotted? Holy shit

>>14653450
Botan...one day...

>>14653738
meds

>>14653278
>NO PANTS

>>14653738
Proof?

>>14653278
>Her back has also been a problem for a long while and it's hurting her again making it difficult to sit upright for periods of time.
i got a guy

>>14653685
It's called COMEDY you FOOL

>>14653580
As a first day sub to both Fauna and IRyS, IRyS is four months and one day (in a few hours) while Fauna is 2 months and 17 days.

>>14653472
Because armpits are pure SEX

>tfw just found out this was shion

Man, Fauna's doing a lot of shitting on stream today.

>>14653580
We had our 5 month renewal message yesterday.

>Supposed to be a stream where you watch Fauna be a mother
>instead you watch her take a shit
>in fact, thirty six shits

I LOVE FAUNA!!

Fauna..

[Devastating News] Fauna is having second thoughts about being a mother.

>season 1 ame : best HoloEN streams.
>season 2 ame: 1 and 2 hours stream. take breaks more and more
What went wrong?

Fauna saying
>This is... humiliating
as she usee the bathroom in front of thousands of viewers and there are literal fucking audience cheers lmao I can't

Tell me about Fauna, why does she have to shit so often?

>>14653792
sauce

>>14652953
>image
I dropped Fauna on debut for trying for the yan shtick. Only picked her up a couple weeks ago after learning that that's not what she does.
Bad OP.

>it's really quite intense
Imagine the smell

>>14653743
tl;dr they can only sing songs they have perms for even for unarchived karaoke

>>14653807
termites

>>14653278
>3.875 GPA
What a fucking nerd.

>>14653807
She got a boyfriend (me)

>>14652867
>>14652878
don't mind me
cute and comfy as usual/10
Ina cute! Really cute during the photoshoot and now my folder is filled with even more Ina. i know she adds zatsudans during the watchalongs too, but it's nice to just sit down and listen to Ina talk the whole time. Really makes my day
Also her body is very frail and I hope she feels better!

>>14653799

>>14653278
God, tako shitposts are long as fuck.

>>14653801
She's the best!

>>14653743
It's still a little unclear, they've mostly just said that unarchived karaokes will be a bit hard but still possible

>>14653743
Going off of what we know so far and making an educated guess:
>Girls were grabbing instrumental tracks off of Youtube and syncing to them
>they can actually only OFFICIALLY use tracks that have been white-listed, but had been grabbing anything for Unarchived streams
>from now on they probably have to go through a specific process to get approved instrumentals

>>14653738
you gonna learn today son

>saplings get to watch their oshi take a shit
Uh... congrats...?

>>14653813
>Tell me about Fauna, why does she have to shit so often?
Does she?
Seems relatively normal for a chuuba who keeps hydrated.

>>14653816
https://twitter.com/ocalwhatthehell/status/1458820282525749250

>>14653807
She moved into a termite infested house

>>14653676
>Is an EN Vsinger
>None of her songs are sung in English
>No English subs on any of her MVs
>Couldn't even sing her own songs in karaoke streams until recently
>Can't even make her own music
EN VSinger was a mistake

>>14653807
I MISS THE OLD AME
STRAIGHT FROM THE GO AME

I'm gonna teach this brat a lesson

>>14653725
and ame has two holes

Fauna...

>>14653821
>>14653841
So that does limit the karaokes then, that sucks.

>>14653739
She only had a 1 month gap with Council. Which is why it's weird to lump Irys with Myth because Irys herself introduced Council to the world.

This stream is layered.

>>14653825
depends on how its calculated. Leaf unis all employ a different system and conversions are kinda weird because of it

i dont like how mori is getting more and more lax with her language because one day she might get too comfortable and accidentally revert and call her chat her nigger

>>14653853
I want to fuck this model.

>Enter Fauna stream
>Watch her take a shit
>Leave

>>14653798
Do the messages track based on the day of the Membership purchase, but the actual badges and timespan indicators go off of months?
So when you hit two months, you've only completed one month?

>>14653807
It all can be traced back to her moving to a bigger place and having more adult responsibilities but thats boring so its easier to just say she's having sex with me every day.

>>14653560
>Gura- Lancer
>Kiara- Saber
>Mori- Assassin
>Ame- Archer
>Irys- Ruler
>Mumei- Assassin
>Bae- Berserker
>Fauna- Caster
>Kronii- Saber
>Sanae- Unknown

>>14653854
She's shat like 20 times in the last few minutes, this is definitely not normal

>>14653868

>>14653853
Plants thrive from shit.

>>14653690
I'd say cheating on your partner are more common, but no one is gonna admit it.
And before you flip your shit, 99.9% of women with cheating or rape fantasies would never do it IRL, rape is the worst fucking thing, and cheating woman dont fantasize or even think about it, they just do it.

just fucking throw the baby again

>>14653807
She got burnt out sadly

>>14653883
she's the only one allowed to say it

>>14653864
>Is IRyS
EN VSinger was a good thing!

>>14653868
Why?

>>14653278
>If Ina isn't smiling it doesn't actually show on her rig

>>14653807
Family is cursed by a witch please understand

>>14653892
Want to watch her do it again?

this lil shit wtf

>>14653807
She realised she had more fun planning creative and special things instead of being a 6+ hour a day playing FPS streamer

>>14653904
wagahai

>>14653472
Armpits are the most sexual part of a woman.

>>14653618
And it's all in my head
But she's touching his chest
Now
He takes off her dress
Now
Let me go
I just can't look
It's killing me
And taking control
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea
Swimming trough sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis...

>>14653909
you sound like a redditor

>>14653560
Gura Lancer
Kiara Saber
Amelia Archer
Mori Assassin
IRyS Cute!

>>14653933
for me, its the stomach

>see shark
>LOL ITS GAWR

>>14653472
What do you mean

>>14653893
The badges are based on how long you've been a member while the renewal messages are based on how many months you've paid for.

>>14653807
Watson family curse. She’s had to deal with sudden allergies/intolerances, termites, a cancer scare, Her pc just straight up dying and Henry.

Fauna is turtling!

>>14653933
I like a nice bush, personally.

>>14653807
She's clearly going through some shit IRL with her place and it's probably stressing her out. Ame rarely talks about negative things in her life though so you can't really tell for certain

>>14653927
>la creatividad is actually a curse

Have any of the girls yeeted the baby out the window like the homos?

>>14653879
I don't even understand this GPA shit because i'm not from US/canada but i assume 4 is the maximum, right?

>>14653961
why is ina like this?

Imagine becoming a tranny to have the job of being a mother later.

>>14653423
>want to watch gura be cute and uoh
>don't want to support nexon
fuck it! my little shark loli is worth it!

>>14653939
Is this a song or something?

>>14653933
Absolutely incorrect, anon.
The world moves around women's hips.

>has to run to the bathroom and shit every 60 seconds
wtf is this Ayame post-pregnancy sim

>>14653618
yawn

>>14653986
how about you google it retarded off topic seanigger

>>14653984
Blame her grandma for being a whore

SHE DID IT

SHE DID IT!!

>>14653679
I mean, you could re-do my entire post with "corruption" instead of NTR, the letters are irrelevant. The teamates "fighting" and "beating" Yagoo, only for Ame to leave the teamates behind, go offscreen with Yagoo and get undressed and (temporary) tattooed by him, all that whispered cooperation with him, before coming back out to put on a show for the oblivious teamates? Whatever plot this is, it's not classic vanilla romance that's for sure.

I'm very disappointed Fauna never shit herself.

>>14653897
>Ame-archer
Yeah that makes sense.

FAUNA GAMING

>>14653957
women know to protect the stomach and pressing your tummies together is the quintessential "I'm going to fuck you now" move, so they can't be wrong

>>14653381
>Always with the rape fantasies, why can't women have normal fetishes?
That IS a normal fetish for girls.Arguably THE normal fetish for girls. Not even a girl, but I see no problem with it t b h.

>season 1 Gura: funny and cute
>season 2 Gura: cute and funny

>>14653993
yeah
https://youtu.be/gGdGFtwCNBE

>>14654006
Ame's poorfag family are draining her money?

>>14653996
Agree

*farts*

>>14653973
That's what the armpit bush is for.

>>14653933
Wrong. It's the personality.

>>14653984
She still streams a completely normal amount you spoiled bitches

>>14654033

>>14653681
Indies like Delta have had their archives wiped for underachieved karaoke and even songs they thought were okay to sing. Suisei got her channel demonetized earlier this year for leaving her unarchieved up for a second to long. Basically they realized they are playing a game of chicken and a holocaust becomes inevitable and having half your talents channels demonitized is REALLY bad.

>>14653883
Be sure to reupload that shit multiple times for me.

>all of this shitting
How can >we get Mori to play this game?

>>14653744
>men and women want to fuck eachother in ways they find mutually hot
T-they... they just might be.

>>14654039
>He doesn't know about the curse

>>14653961
That doesn't look a thing like Petalodus.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petalodontiformes

Fauna made a mess...

>season 1 Mori: Mori Calliope
>season 2 Mori:
>MO
>RI
>CALLIOPE
what happened?

>>14654046
She should do 24 hour streams

>>14653744
>THEY ARE
Can't be. Take your pills.

>>14654033
She was cute and funny right from the get go

Why is it always a boy in such games?

>>14653770
Do you think she'd have to ask her mom for permission to get a new chair

>>14653996
>The world moves around women's hips.
I think you mean the world moves and it swivels and bops.

>>14653681
>for whatever reason
They have been playing with fire for too long nigger, the risk of another holocaust is too fucking large.

>>14654065
>>14653744
OGEY!

>>14654076
There's no such things as curses, anon...

>>14654026
you got me diamonds right now

>>14654033
>gura
>funny

Saplings... your oshi?

who in holo en will be pregnant first?

>>14654094
Can't show cunnies.

>>14654106
>watamage.jpg

>>14654126
Yeah me.

>>14654046
This place has an absolutely warped perception of what "a normal amount" is. Basically if you're not a 24/7 endurance streamer you're not doing shit or something like that.

>>14654126
me

>>14654087
She got cuter and now is in all caps!

>>14653927
Oh cool, are we going to see some of those creative and special things soon ...? VR doesn't count when she just paid someone else to make that

Are stream hours the only thing that mater now?

>>14654126
If last night worked out how I wanted it to, your oshi.

>>14654126
me

>>14654044
I meant the pubic bush but those are nice too. It is very difficult, but not impossible, to fap to women without body hair.

>>14654033
She was cuter before desu

>>14653770
Well done Aeron Well done
HOWEVER

>>14654125
What's wrong? Is she not cute?

Season 1 Gura: my wife
Season 2 Gura: still my wife but now we have Shion as a second wife

>>14654101
So say so, so seiso...

>>14654102
How would a second holocaust even work? Are they just gonna purge streams that don't exist?

>>14654126
Bae when Roberu forgets a condom one night

>>14654145
no, see kiara

>>14654145
That, and futa cock length.

>Used to make fun of faggots who had images stash
>Get into hololive
>Now have ~5gb stash
I hate it

>>14654126
Mumei already became pregnant 2 times in a single karaoke, and one extra during an RE collab.

>>14653381
Go to I think /d/ or /h/ and look up the patriarchy thread sometime. It is literally a bunch of femanon posting about how hot it would be to become literal personal property that only exists for sex. Essentially fantasizing about Dropout universe.

>>14654126
Fauna is literally taking care of our baby right now

>>14654126
Gura has been pregnant for 15 months.

>>14654169
Oh hey, you finally made that soundpost at my suggestion!

>>14654145
no, that's how much they sweat

>>14654126
Mumei will make all of them pregnant

>>14654170
They can pull down stream in progress now and apply a strike on the channel.

>>14654164
>Is she not cute?
extremely cute

>>14654179
Reminder that Lui and Mumei are based on animals without penises.

>>14654143
She’s the director of those projects which is an important job

>>14653381
rape is vanilla as shit faggot redditor

>>14653770
Did she ever mention what chair she has?

>>14654143
Damn. I guess all movie directors, lead artists, designers, marketing planners and PR people should just be removed entirely since they don't actually do any work and simply pay and tell someone else how to do it.

>>14654145
>Are stream hours the only thing that mater now?
Art divided by hours>CCV>Stream hours>gap>Membership numbers (unknown lol)>Spacha>everything else

>>14653278
>>14653633
>>14653743
>>14653841
>>14653876
>>14653839
>>14653821
>>14653876
>>14653673
>>14653743
>>14653841
>>14653876
>>14653839
>>14653821
>>14653876
>>14653720
It's not really that bad. You can search for the songs that they have permission on JASRAC database here:
http://www2.jasrac.or.jp/eJwid/main?trxID=F00100
Hell, you have Kiss me, Smells Like Teen Spirits, Black Parade, etc unless you want to sing a backwater song you won't have much problem.
The real issue is actually finding the instrumental track. They have to either commission it or buy it from somewhere, which can also be mitigated by entering the deal with https://www.karafun.co.uk/ like ID.
This site even have the tracks for musical so basic bitch songs wouldn't be any problem. As Mori has already shown in her Jazz karaoke (They even have Halminton karaoke).
I thought we already talked about this a while ago why is there still a newfag asking.

>>14654145
No, it's [my arbitrary metrics to shit on your oshi] that only matters

>>14654042
tskr

Why is she like this
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1470232165250211842

>>14653984
>>14653927
>>14653913
>>14653865
>>14653807
As of 13th of December (JST)
Calli: 47h4m
Kiara: 43h38m
Sana: 41h12m
>Ame: 30h27m
Mumei: 28h7m
Kronii: 26h4m
Fauna: 23h53m
IRyS: 22h45m
Ina: 18h9m
Bae: 12h54m
Gura: 9h24m

Season 1 Kiara: My Wife!
Season 2 Kiara: My Wife in a Pretty Dress!

>>14654202

>>14654143
>Oh cool, are we going to see some of those creative and special things soon ...? Movies doesn't count when he just paid someone else to make the costumes, sets, music, and do the acting for him

>>14654155
But anon, my oshi is (You)

>>14654170
Strike down the channel. They also can be sued for the past unarchive karaokes.
Even when Astel is the main offender, some of the girls have left SC open during them, like chama.

>>14654126
>will be

She's GAMING

>>14654175
LOLED AND KEKKED

Just found out I failed my class by 1 point LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Time for listen to oceanside soft talking again
/blog

>>14654230
Still nothing compared to what she used to do.

>>14654218
>JASRAC
But that doesn't apply to ENs, does it?

>>14654233
Ahh I missed this soundpost

[Fauna News] Fauna can do toys.

>>14654230
The absolute shitty of chumkeks

>>14654143
>VR doesn't count when she just paid someone else to make that
How to say you're a NEET without saying you're a NEET.
NEET/commie/both

>>14654236
a girl told me i look like him once
is that a good thing?

>>14654218
I dont spend every waking moment in this place or watching streams anon.
But thanks for the answer.

>>14654254
Fuck you are painfully retarded.

>>14654268
could do worse I guess

>>14654218
Does this work regardless of the location of the streamer? Last i heard this only worked for people actually inside Japan but i might be wrong since they are employed under a japanese company.

>>14654060
She's gonna shit herself tomorrow

>>14654232
The dress is so good I don't even mind the loss of the tummy window

>>14654230
Sasuga Mori season 2...

>>14654207
Not a particularly entertaining job for her viewers, unfortunately. This is the dynamic of Director/Producer Ame, and it isn't sustainable

What is Fauna doing

>>14654254
HoloEN is working for a Japanese company you brainlet.

>>14654232
t. me
God, I love that fanart. This outfit absolutely spoiled me

>>14654232
Your wife should dress less

>>14654218
Literally any extra steps means that the more impulsive ones like Ame and Gura will just give up unless someone does all the work for them first.
I think everyone else is probably fine.

Reminder your oshi has a vagina
And blood comes out of it

>>14654143
>Ame didn't invent her own writing system
>Ame didn't invent agriculture
>Ame didn't invent mathematics
>Ame didn't fill out the table of elements
>Ame didn't mine her own silicon for her PC
>Ame didn't write her own fork of C
>Ame didn't make her own compiler
>Ame didn't assemble her own operating system
>Ame didn't pull the undersea fiber optic cables between continents
Did she even try?

>>14654249
I want her to bite my micropenis when I don't fuck her enough like a real lioness.

>>14654230
>Calli

>>14654253
I know, she's evolved from being just a streamer now.