/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Join the champyon outfit contest, winners will be selected for the PNG stream.

Current entries: https://mega.nz/folder/N8Q1XCKC#_zjh0FAIcexQGpSSNnolnQ

Post entry here for participation.

Kiki love!

>https://vocaroo.com/1buvKgufInLV
lovely

kiki love!

nice op image btw >:3

I love Kiki

Her rigging isn't perfect, but it's given us a few really nice shots when it spazzes out like pic-related, particularly when she drinks water.

life's not a wheel, with chains made of steel. so bless me

>>14616395
I like it anon, post some more.

>>14616505
it's a richie blackmore song.. but sure. it's very inspirational to me.

When evening falls
She'll run to me
Like whispered dreams
Your eyes can't see
Soft and warm
She'll touch my face
A bed of straw
Against the lace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5QukAC-jqE

>>14616764
This is a good one thanks for sharing, hadn't heard it before.

>>14617040
i suggest you listen to the entirety of richie blackmore's rainbow, it's a very good album. whenever i'm thinking about kiki, I think about this album. it's brought me much inspiration. https://youtu.be/GeQyx4i111A

>>14617189
I'll do that right now while I play some vidya, I'm surprised I never heard of this.

Her graceful glory appeals to me as the sun to the flowers, a wonderous dream. her happiness shines on like a crazy diamond in the sky, I believe in her as she believes in me. because I love her.

Kiki turns me on.

>>14617733
Me too, didn't know wholesome and cute were a turn on but kiki made me realize they are and i have them all thanks to how lovey dovey she gets

Apprehensive, had the rabbit become
For many tourists she did succumb

"Where is the discord?", they did ask
"Disgusting" she responded, as she banned their ass

>>14618269
I can just imagine if Kiki had a discord the non-stop ass kissing to try to become a mod and then the drama that ensues on who became mods. Mods are like jannies. Fuck em.

>>14618508
i'd probably not join if she had one. only talk to firiends in private.

everyone should have bunny badges now, right?

>>14619488
Nice! I thought it was still a few days away.

kiki did those green screen poses a few streams ago
is anyone gonna do anything with them?

>>14619488
Bunny badges? Been lurking for a week so sorry if this is common champyon knowledge

>>14619999
no worries, it's nothing secret or anything just the 1 month membership badge

I've seen someone in this thread's penis before. Or at least a donor penis

>>14619488
Oh shit you're right, I've got mine. I'm really excited now.

>>14620236
how was it?

>>14620171
Is it worth getting membership? Never joined her it but I always wondered if she's done member exclusive stuff.

>>14620256
disease ridden

>>14620345
yikes

>>14620345
so says reverse image search.

>>14620279
If you join you get the emotes, i forgot if there was anything else, but there's nothing like members only streams or anything like that

>>14620256
Fubuki anon... Why do you always perk up with just a mere mention of COCK?

>>14620279
she doesn't have any member exclusive stuff, it's mostly just a small way to support her that's more convenient than donating, at least for me, and you get emotes if you like typing in chat, i guess, i just lurk

>>14620498
cant beat the cock sweetcakes

>>14620279
As a lurker I don't have any use for it since I don't type and don't use the emotes. For supporting her I guess? But I am kind of still hoping for member streams.

>>14620279
There is a single membership only post, but that's about it. If you don't intend to use the emotes then it might not be worthwhile to you beyond showing support.

https://voca.ro/16SsIiDste6P
im so comfy!!!

i might go for a walk once I get up, I wanna look at the lake again

>>14620692
i'm going to tie you up in the bed and fuck you endless until you're a quivering cumming mess you brat

>>14620933
not if you cant pry your dick out of my mouth first

>>14620881
Rise and shine sleepy. Welcome back to the land of the living.

>>14621046
she looks so cute here

>>14620881
I love you so much, my goose rabbit wife. Thank you for the sweet message.

>>14621091
Let me tell you something about my wife friend, she looks cute in all her photos. See this one here? She's fucking adorable.

>>14620881
Good afternoon? Anyway I'm happy you had a good champ dream. Also, no matter what you play I always look forwards to your streams. And have fun on your walk, and remind any animals at the lake about what they are.

LOVE YOU and MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH LOVE YOU KIKI

>>14620881
Love you, Kiki. I hope you have a wonderful day.

>>14620881
she sounds so cute aaaaaa

>>14615319
i miss her old outfit. it had more booba

>>14621279
shes happy and she missed us

does anyone have any more champyon fashion pics for collector anon?

>>14620881
Good morning sweepy wabbit, mwah <3
See you later!

>>14621395
I'll hopefully have mine done by this weekend. Still working on my Christmas kiki art.

>>14621395
the ones that we have already are really fucking cool. some of you are too talented for your own good

>>14621478
christmas kiki art?
show preview

>>14621481
I know right, a lot of them look damn near professional, like actual art someone makes before designing real fashion clothes

>>14621529
I'll post when I have the basic sketch done, need to fix a few things first

How the fuck do you lads watch this girl? The one time I thought I’d check her out, she started yelling “Fucky my cunny” the second I opened the stream. She is legitimately milking your goslings for validation. There is nothing healthy about either side of the relationship in this thread.

kiki is inclining!

Remember champs ignore the bait

>>14621646
and that's bad!

hope you're doing all your reps champ

>>14621704
i feel like we need to do some good ol' wrestling

>>14621046
Every time I see Kiki with long hair I cry a little.

Inside normal long haired Kiki lives her true form and final transformation as short haired Kiki. She's just screaming to shed her hairy prison and be free and accept my love. She'll do tomboy things like wrangle snakes and creepy crawlies in the garden, wrestle with her champyons, and isn't afraid to get messy out inna woods.

https://streamable.com/meq9se

>>14620933
I wish you would touch my cock Fubuki anon.

>>14621610
what happens if i stop giving her validation?

>>14622082
dont respond to bait retard

>>14621954
dont let your dreams be dreams

>>14621610
I agree. Kiki and champyons, take care of yourselves.

burgers... please
save us

>>14621856
pretty sure her new outfit will have shorter hair

>Month of mania ends
>Become depressed
>Want to kill myself
>Watch Kiki
>Still want to kill myself

I heckin' HATE geese!!

https://vocaroo.com/15mNcTHUNjJH

>>14622376
god fucking damnit kiki, stop rping as a horny fubuki.

>>14622425
It's past midnight and Kiki isn't streaming, forget about saving, I'm about to go to sleep.

>>14622608
i'm currently reading spice and wolf, if kiki doesn't stream soon i might sleep. my body's getting weaker and weaker.

>>14622425
Abandon all hope ye who enter here

>>14622538
'ATE EM

https://voca.ro/13FxdSNVfnt4
going to see my tadpole frens

>>14622643
get some sleep you horny fox

Do yall think she'll swim in the lake?

>>14622779
i'm not a fox but i am horny.

>>14622830
You can't be a fox if you're a rabbit

>>14622764
Good night Kiki I love you.

>>14622764
Take as much rest as you want. I can't sleep so I'll most likely be awake when you stream. Remind the tadpoles that they are tadpoles. OGEY?

Love you, can't wait for the stream, have fun on your walk

>>14622764
Ogey, I'll have a nap. Have fun.

>>14622764
Have fun on your walk. I love you Kiki <3

>>14622425
>11:30 PM
So be it, I'll save you anon

i'm probably gonna sleep right through the stream, i REALLY don't wanna miss castlevania.

https://voca.ro/19BLlD2xLTNL

6pm JST! ill be streaming, ogey?

>>14622764
Take care of yourself Kiki!

>>14623122
yeah as i expected, oh well I'll stay up.

>>14623122
Not only would I take you for a walk. I'd take you to all the parks and show you off to everybody. And when they ask "can I pet your Kiki?" I will say "NO SHES MINE HAHAHAHA!".

>your oshi grants you 3 hours of sleep
She's so kind to us bros. Men have fought wars with less sleep than that. I'll see you in a few hours.

>>14623122
I'll be there, love you.

>>14623122

>>14623122
I'll be there. I missed you too. And of course I'd tske my lolibaba wife for a walk. Just to show people how lucky I am to be married to such a beautiful person. I'd take you to parks, beaches and snowy resorts. Wherever you'd want to go we'd go. Because I have a cute and sweet lolibaba rabbit wife and I want her to be so happy.
Love you kiki. Can't wait for the stream

>>14617189
I listened to the whole thing anon, that was great. Thanks again for sharing. If you got any more recommendations send them my way, I'd love to check them out later.

>>14623122
Of course, but you need to bring your own leash. Love you, have fun and tell us all about it, laters.

>>14622515
Wanna talk about it bro? It's gosling general here, feel free to vent.

>>14623751
>>14622515
He hasn't listened to
>>14615319
>Become a gosling: https://vocaroo.com/1buvKgufInLV

That's his problem.

>>14623881
should be added to every op

Do yall think she'd like final fantasy 15, i only ask cause i was trying to think of games with animals, then i remembered chocobos. She'd love them plus she can ride them

Kiki Love!

>>14626044
>yall
>FF 15
go back to twitter normie

>>14626044
oooh yeah, maybe someone should make a list of open world games like neir with animals

>>14626136
Well, currently i just off the too of my head there is

FF15
Monster Hunter World
Subnautica
Fallout
Skyrim

>>14626196
But the last 2 i don't think would count seeing as she cant ride the animals and the only animals you can tame are dogs, plus i don't know how she'd react to subnautica, but you can have a bunch of fish pets. monster hunter might be good for her, past the hunting monsters part, but she can make her own palico so theres that and you can capture a bunch of little creatures and keep them in your room

>>14626196
Kiki would like morrowind, it has a lot of mushrooms.

>>14626288
How'd i forget that Skyrim has horses you can ride. But my point still stands i don't think theres to many pets or animal companions in the game

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1470656040236552192?s=20

>>14626659
I still want that wedding vow stream

>>14626434
there is that one daedric quest where the talking dog follows you around, barbatos or something

>>14626434
Watching her play skyrim would be pretty boring honestly

>>14626659
You could possibly make a members community post (don't know if that's a thing still don't have membership) and ask members to comment songs they like you to sing. A kikioke. But idk if everyone would like that.

>>14626659
Honeymoon stream where we take you to Disneyland

Kiki doesn't play games so recommend her really basic shit that's ez stuff like Yakuza would be perfect for her

>>14626937
She's doing fine with nier im sure she can play games of a similar calibur. But i agree i want to see her play Yakuza

I feel awful that I haven’t been able to join my wife when she plays. I feel like the dad from jingle all the way when I ask how she’s doing. Work’s been taking over my life and I just want to sit beside her and laugh when her smugness gets her in trouble.

if kiki's not streaming in 10 mins i'm going to bed.

>>14616764
>Richie Blackmore
Absolutely patrician tastes anon great shit man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzj5Y6gODS0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzj5Y6gODS0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzj5Y6gODS0

>>14629208
t-thanks.. I thought it would be zoomer normie core taste, i'm suprised that my taste would be "patrician".

>>14628263
I'm sure you're doing your best anon, just never forget about her and attend when you can. Unless you work for the grinch, holidays are coming up so you should spend them with your wife.

>>14629244
>live 3 hours
guess I'll brew another cup of coffee

>>14629519
Better yet, take a nap.

>>14629544
If I go to bed now I'm not getting back up. I must endure for Kiki.

I had a Kiki dream in my 3 hours of shut eye. I dreamed me and somebody else was busting her out of somewhere. It felt like a video game. There was barbwire and dead bodies everywhere and progressing was tricky since we had limited wood to lay out paths in front of us. We found a shovel and I had the genius idea to cover the barbwire with dirt, I remember feeling pretty proud about coming up with that. I recall there being a spot light of some sort that we had to take out, and then that was it, dream over. Unfortunately she didn't have much to contribute in the story besides being there.

>>14629691
same dude. same...... get me a cup of hazelnut coffee.

>>14629379
I had no idea that Zoomers are even aware of Rainbow.

>>14629789
well i got into it because i reallty like Dio, and his singing.

>>14623914
Agreed, I'll make an effort to add it to all of my OPs.

>>14629691
Bro, setup an alarm clock and drink lots of water, it's not hard.

>>14620573
A thought, but something I've seen other streamers do is archive some streams only for members. She's got a few scuff streams of hers that are unlisted, maybe she should consider listing them for members if YouTube gives such an option.

>>14629519
Time to spam my league of legends games and get my rank!

>>14629850
based

>>14630146
>league of legends
You had earned a couple of cool points in my books for the good taste in music, but I think I'll have to revoke them for that if you're the same anon.

>>14630198
Yep, disgusting.
>is currently matching up for DotA 2

>>14630198
>>14630274
good thing I'm nta

please add this to the op in the future it is an important bunny PSA
https://files.catbox.moe/au504f.mp4

>>14630653
>https://files.catbox.moe/au504f.mp4
I love my cunny rabbit wife.

>>14622425
I think you're mixing up the causes
You can check the first threads after debut, early on the burger hours were the worst by far, she even mentioned it on stream.
But after a while of switching hours around and getting many new viewers (mostly burgers) from Pippa/Lumi collab, she opted for mostly burger friends hours.
So what happen when burgers are asleep? She's not streaming. And thus, the thread is much slower, with less to talk to, and a better ground for shitposts.

>>14631633
ohh true

>>14631633
Speaking of collab, catching up on last thread I noticed some people mentioning a collab for the charity stream?
But I don't remember kiki asking us about how we'd feel about it, or maybe I missed it?

I can't wait to see Kiki

>>14630653
someone make a kiki version of this

Forgot to post my Christmas art sketch here. I'll have it finished in the next day or two

>>14629244
LIVE NOW

Guys check out a picture of me and my wife

>>14633230
very cute!

need some space moment

does this go away if you don't use it or can you stockpile them

She's pandering to newfags instead of her husbands now.

Kiki I'll still shower you with love every stream and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

never too much kiki love

i think i understand, im not mad or anything. i sometimes feel silly saying i love you too often, i want to make it special when i say it too and not like just larping

Cover me in kiki kisses ooouu7hhhh!!!!!

bros.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh8C9mgmTfQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh8C9mgmTfQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh8C9mgmTfQ

Kek

kiki don cry champyon loves you

Kiki, don't cry. we care about you as much as you care about us. Most of us don't have a problem with you being too affectionate.

Be strong kiki ,love proudly and as much as you want. Never feel uncomfortable with it

She finally understood what kind of madness she has enabled and wants to go back.

Kiki don't feel self conscious about showing affection we fucking love it, but also don't feel the need to force yourself if you feel like you're burnt out. See that vocaroo that was put in OP? I've listened to that like 30 times now when you're not streaming because I can't hear the words "I love you" enough. I would feel a little sad if I couldn't get a kiss in some of your streams, but I could understand if you didn't want to make that all of your content.

>>14633370
only avaliable once a month

>>14633608
I'm worried the keyfabe is getting to her and all of her excitement has dried up

We know you love us, even when you don't say anything, don't even worry about it Kiki.

lmao virial in chat

>>14633622
does it serve a purpose or is it just to attentionfriend

>>14633601
thoughts?

>>14633674
attention
it's only there to copy how twitch works with subscribers

>>14633682
irrelevant to this thread

>>14633682
Only Kiki fuck off with that

lets push them out of their scooters together <3

Does Kiki not know how modern construction works?

That lad is on a date with his wife and can only think about niggers

Petplay bros...

>>14631795
She didn't ask, it's a collab she forced on us

>>14634177
I didn't know I was into it but man does Kiki make a persuasive argument about putting a leash on her and having her walk around naked.

>>14634196
??? who asks to collab

>>14634177
>Out with Kiki in Disneyland
>She pulls out a leash and collar
>She gives you this look
>You respond with a worried gaze
>"I'm not doing that"
>"If you don't I'll scream"

>>14634299
>you fuck her while she's completely nude in front of 1,000 - 2,000 people

>>14634242
Her, because she told us she wouldn't engage with other vtubers anymore in exchange for us not interacting outside of here (steam groups etc)

>>14634467
le samefag

>>14634467
She's making an exception for charity
I agree I'd have liked knowing about it before but it's not the end of the world.

>>14634299
smug bunny cunny

Kiki being followed by her brigade of champyons taking up all the seats on each ride
Staff is pissed but their to scared to confront the woman with 30+ gachimuchi men wearing spandex following her

Did anyone here ever get angry about collabs with female vtubers?

>>14634486
Who, the steamgroup anon? I think he just felt lonely at that time, I doubt he was samefagging

Kiki and malice ERP with each other on discord behind our backs.

>>14634576
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/thread/12523788/#12543589
and others when she kept insisting champyons should not interact with each other

I've never been to Disney land or really looked at tours, but looking at this tour video makes the place look unnerving.

Zoo date of course

Movie date! It's been a while since we've done a watch along.

Travis Scott Astroworld date

champyons its over for us

>>14634760
>us

>>14634777
(You)

I can't believe I'm on a date with Kiki at Disney, my heart is going to explode. I feel so smug.

HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS, I CAME TO DISNEY LAND TO WRESTLE YOUR STRONGEST CHAMPYON!!!!!!. IF HE'S HERE, TELL HIM TO GET HIS ASS ON THE DAMN STAGE. LETS WRESTLE.

The thought of Kiki grabbing my bulge in broad daylight and molesting me in a crowd of people is making me diamonds

>>14634833
Same bro, the normie date experience is the only thing I ever wanted

I never understood why champyons risked their jobs by forgoing work and hanging out with kiki... this date stream has opened my eyes. Fuck work hanging out with my sweet wife!

>>14634951
I've called off work once for Kiki and I'll do it again.

>>14634919
let's go bitch

>>14635022
ALRIGHT BROTHER, GET YOUR ASS ON THAT MOTHERFUCKING STAGE MOTHER FUCKER!!!

is this Harambe's park?

>hardrock cafe
I LOVE MY LOLIBABA WIFE

>suddenly remember how smol kiki is

this place is like a cult. it's unnerving.

>>14635775
Unironically agreed. I've been observing kiki and this thread's literal insanity from the sidelines, and I've come to the conclusion that this may just be the most mentally ill thread in this board. Even their chuuba is fucking mental. A true 4chan VTuber, i'd say.

All it'll take is one controversy for it all to come crumbling down. She could do one thing 'wrong', and these schizos here would burn her at the stake without a moment's hesitation. i feel bad for her. she should unironically get off the internet and seek real therapy.

>>14635775

I cry everytim I accidentally step on a bug. I actually used to walk with my eyes on the ground so I could watch out for ants on my walk to school everyday.

>>14634299
>She holds out the leash and collar in front of her looking up at you expectingly
>You take them from her, your mind racing not entirely sure if you should do this or not
>But before you have a chance to come to a conclusion Kiki's already pulled off her baggy shirt
>Before you and the eyes of hundreds of strangers stands Kiki's small naked body, the breeze tickling her puffy red cunny, and the bandaids she normally uses to cover her sensitive nipples are absent
>Kiki, still looking up at you both her arms held out and legs slightly parted to give you full view of her lewd tiny frame, says "C-come on y-y-you goose" a wry smile splays across her face and her cheeks begin to redden "w-what are y-y-you waiting for?".
>Those hundreds of strangers are now starring, whispering to one another or looking away at whatever the hell their witnessing. Kiki's gaze is locked onto you with a tinge of worry in her eyes that you aren't going to follow through with this and this stunt was for nothing
>The leash and collar still in your hands whatever feeling of embarrassment there was gets immediately snuffed out by arousal. Unclipping the collar you begin walking closer to Kiki, her cheeks beat red now from embarrassment soften a bit, relieved you're just as enthusiastic about this as she is. Her cunny fully puffy and red drips a little bit as you lock the collar around her neck and clip on the leash

>>14635918
>most mentally ill thread in this board
>>>14634919
>>>14635022

>new IPs trying to crash our date
They're jealous that they don't get to date their oshi

>>14635022
Try to beat this you motherfucker

>>14636092
Tourists fear the gay posters.

>>14636140
Unleash the geese

>>14635918
No you haven't tourist. You're so upset and miserable seeing a happy couple on a date you can't help but seethe knowing you'll never possess such a wholesome and binding feeling. I pity you.

Now if you excuse me I have a date to return to.

>>14636092
>>14636151
Nah, that's actually just funny.
t. >>14635918 touristposter

>>14635918
Nah, they're completely deluded now. To them, she can't do any wrong anymore.

>>14636190
>>14635918
>>14635775

samefag

>>14636190
I think it'd depend on the situation. If she had a real boyfriend that wasn't them or something, they'd lose their shit.

>>14636228
lol wrong

I LOVE KIKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
t. mal

>>14636242
Only half of them will, the other half will call the ones who leave "not real champyons". It would take on stream sex to disillusion them.

Gee, I wonder where all these troons are coming from.

Captcha 4AYYY

See this rabbit? She's my wife and I fucking love her, you're same faggotry will never bring me down or change my mind.

>>14636337
i told that anon it was a bad idea
i dont care if he had good intentions ill always hate him for it

>>14636303
stay mad

>>14636410
I'm not? This is fun to watch.

>>14636444
Sure buddy.

Pay no attention to the seething anti and his bait. Hide his posts to ignore posts replying to him too.

I will gosling for Kiki until the end of time

>>14636444
Desu to me this is fascinating, but I also can't help but feel like this is already happening on more obscure corners of the internet and in different countries
The era of vtubers will make for some interesting case studies about artificial love in an increasingly digitized world
When we inevitably get to full-on cyberpunk dystopia people like Kiki will be considered treasures in a world of artificial and digitized love

There is nowhere I'd rather be than here bros. She's fucking perfect and I love her.

>>14636337
What the fuck is this real?

Kiki please sing Le Festin onegai

>>14636672
Yes, saw it a few hours ago on /tg/. It's still up and directing tourists here.

>>14636672
Yes, I see it around /a/ too

I actually had an idea for how to counter the ad thing.

Since ads are cheap, we simply buy ads for a bunch of different chuubas to dilute it. If it catches on, others will try to shill their oshis too.

>>14636756
>>14636820
As nice as it looks I'm baffled at that anons intention

>>14636851
how much are they?

>>14636851
The ads already pretty well buried desu. This is the first time I've seen it in a week or two.

>>14636966
this, dont worry about it

so disneyland is a ripoff apparently

I want to masturbate using kiki's thighs

>>14636242
She'd make up some lie to cover whatever leaked and even if it's terrible most would just chose to believe i t

Kiki, can you pause the stream? I need to pee

>>14636088
You posted at a bad time should've green text'd when Kiki's hornier

I need to "pee"

pee in the phone, got it.

tribute into a wine glass? got it

>>14637118
Clearly it's not the voice in your head telling you this right Anon?

>she's going to "take a break"

Please make a waiting room

Which stream was it where she sang Little Girls?

>>14637118
>a spoonful of sugar helps the meds go down.

>>14637339
dont tell him bros, could be a clipfag

>>14637339
I have it clipped, I had a feeling someone would ask about it someday

https://litter.catbox.moe/zlcv70.mp4

>>14636088
Wish I knew how to continue this, I'm terrible at writing sex let alone exhibitionism and petplay

>>14637409
deleted

>>14637424
rate??

Kiki love, have fun with castlevania and champyons keep her smiling while I'm gone ok?

>>14637339
>>14637409
Sorry, I forgot that it expires, here it is again

https://files.catbox.moe/ay1o43.mp4

>>14637409
>404'd
Huh

>>14637441
9/11

>>14637385
I know she doesn't like newfags so i'd never clip her

>>14637441
Best day of my life! I wish I could go to disneyland with my wife everyday

>>14637441
It was fun, it was cute, I love hanging out with my wife. Going on little dates with Kiki is the best.

>>14637441
nostalgic / 10, loved every bit of it

>>14637447
thanks for sharing anon, this was a good clip

>>14637447
We need more people like you Anon.

>>14637447
you fucking legend

Bros I think this place fucked me up. I was in a work meeting zoom call while I was listening to Kiki in one ear. Somebody mentioned backlog grooming for our agile boards in the meeting and I responded UOOOOOOOOOHHH out loud.

>14637609
cool blogpost larp

>>14637609
How can you focus on a meeting with an e-girl in your ear?

>>14637441
today was a good day / 10

>>14637609
Kek Based

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>>14637609
based. we trained you good

There are-- others, nearby," Kiki says.

And she's right. There are plenty of people around the other end of the beach. People are still sunbathing, couples are still tussling in the water a couple dozen yards away. All around you, the beach buzzes with activity.
"It's fine," you whisper. "No one can see us."

You step out of your trunks, reveling in the sinful feeling of being a skinnydipper. Your hot cock presses insistently against Kiki's bottom. She chews on her lip and flushes, turning a shade of crimson.

"What do you want?" you ask, running kisses up and down her face and neck, groping her lasciviously. Underneath the surface, Kiki rubs her legs against your thighs and her feet against your knees.

"I-I want..." she stammers. "S-sex."

"What was that? Didn't quite hear you."

"I w-want you to please... have sex. W-with me."

"Hmm, I'm not sure how to do that. What does that kind of thing involve, exactly? Be specific."

Kiki cranes her head back, straining to look up into your taunting eyes. "I want you to take your-- your penis-- and then..."

She trails off, blushing.

"My penis, check," you say. You thrust your cock in between her thighs, rubbing it against her darling cameltoe. "What should I do with it?"

"I-inside," she says. "Inside of me."

You turn her around in your arms so that she faces you. She braces herself against you, palms flat against your chest, as you reach down and tug her onepiece to the side far enough to permit entry.

"Here?" you ask, rubbing your thumb against her puffed-out, pulsing slit. "Inside your cunt?"

"Y-yes," she says, nodding. "Inside my c-c-cunt." She stumbled adorably.

You pull her close. She hugs you, her arms linking together across your back. You grip your cock by the base and guide it home, rubbing your head against her impossibly small pussy lips.

You thrust.

"Ah!" she moans. She locks her legs around your waist and hunches up as if trying to curl into a ball around you.

You push forward, meeting rubbery resistance as inch by agonizing inch of your cock shaft slides into the suckling tightness of her insides. Her walls cling against you, stretching to their very limits.
You aren't halfway in before your cockhead hits the hard nubbin of her cervix and can't progress further.

You begin to pull out, but she stops you, tapping you on the back. You stare into her eyes.
"More," she tells you. "I want all of you..."

You marvel at this tiny creature in your arms. "Are you sure?" you ask, feeling her cunt muscles contract around your dick -- your dick that is much, much too large to be forcing itself into such a small body.

"All of you," she repeats.

You thrust forward again. This brings a new round of moans from Kiki. She digs her fingernails into your back as your force your cock past the ring of her cervix and forward, forward into her very womb. Her uterus balloons out and expands to grip the head of your dick, like a tiny little onahole, but the position still leaves a couple inches of your shaft outside of her body.

"More..." she pants. "All of it..."

You push forward, completely violating her fragile body. Her womb expands and stretches to accommodate your fuck-shaft.

When you're fully inside of her, you allow her a moment to adjust. She squirms and wiggles, impaled on you.

"It feels--" she begins. She looks up at you. "It feels good."

"Really?"

"It feels very good. Very... mmm~... very good. I'm full with you. I'm completely full with you."

"Oh God, Kiki, if you say things like that--"

"It's okay," she says. "You can ejaculate inside of me whenever you want. My womb is made to hold your sperm."

"Fuck, Kiki..." You pull out and thrust into her, jostling her small body, causing her teeth to clatter. "Fuck. You're so tight. You're so little..."

"Yes," she agrees. "Then -- please accept me as your little cum receptacle."

"Fuuuck," you groan. Her womb, cervix, and pussy spasm all around you. It's hot, snug -- and so incredibly nasty. You lay your cheek against her head and fuck yourself in and out of her small-sized hole to your heart's content.

You could break her, completely ruin her, and she wouldn't mind it at all.

"Say that again," you tell her.

"Please use me as your little cum receptacle."

You rub her clit with a thumb as her reward. "I love you," you tell her.

"I... love you, too."

"I'm going to cum inside of you. I'm going to let all of my cum out inside of you."

You pound yourself into her three more times, each one harder than the last. Slam-- slam-- SLAM-- and then you drain your aching balls into her little loli fuckhole, her little quivering womb that exists only to hold your cum. Your cock spits and spews and blows rope after slimy rope of cum inside of her, marking her as yours forever.

You kiss her, and she screams her own orgasm into your mouth.

---

Have a comfy break, Kiki...

>>14637641
>How can you focus
Well apparently I can't

>>14637441
Sorry I was a bit out of it, the thing with renewing membership was annoying and then I went and did some other financial stuff while I was at it. I loved the parts I did see and hear, you're lovely as always.

>>14637680
its an anti

>>14637609
Was your mic on?

>>14637693
That was fast anon jesus, speed writer over here started writing this at the first mention of bikinis and beaches.

>>14637441
It was fun. I had a great time hanging out with my wife. Never been to Disneyland so this was a fun little date. I'd give it mickey mouse plushy/10

>>14637693
Thank you writefren we've been missing out on quality stories for a few threads now

>>14637761
this. helps bring thread quality.
ALSO OUUUH KIKI BACKPACK

I missed it bros, work can be such a bitch sometimes, PS I love Kiki

>>14637693
UOH
Good shit anon

>>14637693
Based
I hope to become as godly as you at writefagging one day

>>14637693
this is pasta from like october there really are a bunch of newfags in here

>>14637693
>cervix penetration
Anon, I hate to break it to you but
That kind of stuff is really painful for a woman, despite what you see in hentai cervix bruising is very real and it hurts like hell for the receiver. Good story otherwise

>>14637914
Yeah I wrote it back then, but let them have their fun, it fits the theme anyway hehe

>>14637914
You're telling me there's a heap of quality Kiki content buried beneath mountains of posts and archives waiting to be salvaged?
One day I'll go full autismo on archive reps and catalogue it all

>>14637914
I didn't read it all that time, and I didn't read it all this time. All I saw was mentions of bikins. Forgive me for not cataloging every horny post in my brain like you Kiki.

>>14637914
I probably saw it back then but I haven't been saving them, so there are likely a bunch I don't remember.

i missed out on kiki..... i want to gouge my eyes out......

>>14637975
Kiki's already archived and saved every horny post made in these threads since her inception
She just doles it out every now and again because it really helps her if we're in the mood too

>>14638020
That's no good anon, you must keep your eyes for watching only Kiki. Cease this course of thought at once.

>>14637975
>>14637999
>>14638011
I promise post some of them again some other time, I don't want to tire out the others and our little bunny if she ever streams again later

>>14638066
Even as a hornyposter it's hard to describe how hot it is that Kiki might have saved and used something I wrote. I need to write more.

>>14637914
Imagine not remembering a page length horny post from October, couldn't be me.
>>14638084
With great power comes great responsibility, thanks for the repost writeranon.

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1470782309284651014

>>14637693

i came so hard i got it on my glasses, this brat does things to me fauuck[/spoilrr]

>>14638247
God that's hot.

>>14638247
>tfw I give a (You) to all of your posts

>>14638247
Baka horny rabbit

>>14638247
Wow, thats so fucking hot. Every horny post I made my wife rembers.

>>14638247
Kiki's coomer brain is a fascinating specimen.

interesting to see the thread going silent after such quality hornypost

>>14638506
Too busy fapping

>>14638506
You know why

Imagine being carrot-kun right now

>>14638247
>The rrat of Kiki is all hornyposts gets stronger
UUUOOOHHHHHHHH

>>14638247
>remembers every post
That means she knows the length, girth, and curvature my penis lmao

>>14638605
Dickbro?

>>14638590
That’s not a joke nor is it a rrat. Kiki writes really well. Every really high quality horny post is typed by Kiki fingers. Kiki I rember “water pooling in the micro divots of her skin”. That’s such a great descriptor.

>>14638683
You run your hands up and down her delicate body. She's damp all over, little droplets standing in neat rows along the micro-crevices of her flesh. You poke your fingertips gently against her belly and watch the waterdrops converge at your touch, forming little rivulets that trickle down into her navel, or even further, to her crotch...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcWZM11hQfs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcWZM11hQfs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcWZM11hQfs

>>14639230
Nice

>>14639230
Very nice

>>14639230
>Kiki's thighs
AAAAAAAAAA CUM

>>14639230
Fucking nice brother

>>14639230
Artbro I kneel

>>14639230
>Not posting the twitter link
Cmon man
https://twitter.com/KAI_SYSTEM/status/1470744857534623745

I’ll confess
Her stream is boring and I’m here to fuck my wife

>>14639688
esl chama...

>>14639230
Nice

>>14639688
I'm curious why you feel the need to anti these threads everyday antichama? Why does our rabbit upset you so?

>>14639021
Bros it's 03:50 in the morning right now for Aussies. Kiki is once again operating on very little sleep to provide us with a stream just to fulfill her promise of playing Castlevania to us. She's so good to us. I love you Kiki and appreciate everything you do. Be sure to catch up on some sleep later OK?

>>14640162
dont try to understand schizos anon...
you'll never be satisfied, and there is literally no reason. kiki has done nothing to them
(unless they're a kike or trans)

>>14640162
Attentionwhoring probably.

>>14640162
It's no mystery, really. A bunch of sad exhausted loveless barely sapient lowlifes who walk into our thread's bastion of love between wife and husband, are reminded they will never have the affection of a sweet lolibaba wife.

>>14640162
They get (you)’s every time so why wouldn’t they

>>14640264
Yeah, I'm happy that she wants to stream and all, but i wish she'd try and get more sleep. But i don't want to make her sad by worrying about her so I'll watch the stream.

Kiki, i love you

kiki is actually going to be playing a based game

>>14640162
jealousy

>>14640645
/wvt/ sisters

>>14640272
It's not that I want to understand, it's just genuine curiosity. I'd like to know what set them off so that for months on end they try to trash these threads.

>>14639021
>Buy brand new pc
>In the coof year
>To play old ass games
Bros she's just like me

New thread:

>>14640843