/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I'm looking for these Nyanners vods, please share if you have them.

https://pastebin.com/raw/V1RUMUBZ

snupy!

nyan stream in 5 minutes

Silver!

I miss mousey so fucking much

>>14605297
incorrect

Please enjoy this short 1 minute PSA

https://youtu.be/JELwJd1yxVw

Ha-ha, nice thread, friends

>>14605325
She mentioned getting plasma yet?

pink cat erotically festive

I am quite fond of an ample bosom, I must say.

>>14605382
Nope.

I want to fuck a frog.

Wouldn't it be crazy if today Nyanners downloaded and installed Fightcade to have fun retrogame collabs on stream?

>>14605469
yes but it won't happen anon
you need to get over it

This guy's doing Christmas art of all the VShojo girls. Only 2 done so far but here's Mouse and Tweet is Vei https://twitter.com/bedtimefox/status/1467178104401502214

Mel and Zen live right now (both on Twitch)
Only 5 days until VILLS.

>>14605380
Post more moth mommy.

>>14605469
One day brother, one day.

>>14605502

>>14605297
WHERE IS SHE ANON YOU PROMISED ME

>>14605543
MORE.

>>14605469
Nyan's definitely gonna shit it up in 3rd Strike today, amigo. I just know it.

>>14605558
hehe

>>14605575

>>14605580
I bet she plays a mean Necro

>>14605558
She is taking a shit give her a minute

Anyway schedule time. Currently live:

Mel - Preparing to do a Media Share soon. If you want to make her watch something stupid you've still got time. https://www.twitch.tv/projektmelody
Zen - Still playing Halo with RPR and I forgot who else. https://www.twitch.tv/zentreya
Layna - Playing more Happy's Humble Burger Farm. Game's a fucking trip. https://www.twitch.tv/laynalazar

Not really any distant +'s live right now unless you wanted to count Prayersfromabigail or something who's doing a 12 hour stream and debuting a new model. As for later today:

Nyan - Until we hear otherwise it's assumed she'll be live today. Don't forget she starts later on Mondays.

And that's pretty much it. Assuming we're not going another week without schedules then make sure to post them if you see them!

I'm gonna keep posting my frog and there's nothing you can do about it

Layna!

>>14605703
Isn't she cute bro?

>>14605651
She's have endless amusement with Necro's taunt that's for sure. And then would likely start doing it herself on stream.
She'd also probably get a kick out of Elena's stage theme

>>14605580
I bet she mains Q and has a pocket Ibuki

What podcast is Mel talking about bros?

>>14605737
But who would be the based Hugo player

>>14605609

>>14605773
Haruka. You need a special level of autism to play Hugo in 3S.

>>14605764
Nice

>>14605469
Right after she finishes Tokimeki Memorial

>>14605653
More, I wanna ser butt.

Reminder to NOT fall for the Mel character she currently plays
https://youtu.be/9WoE6p7q4A8?t=180

>>14605807

>>14605720
she's not she's sekse

>>14605866
That is just a deeper voice. Still feels like mel to me.

>>14605881
Don't worry anon, I'm also special needs. I play Twelve

>>14605866
Like hearing the snuffy voice reveal in reverse

>>14605853
I'd split the difference with retro dating sims.

>>14605866
I don't see what the problem is? Both voices are sexy as fuck.

how was anny today? i missed stream an i don't see the vod, hope she feels better

>>14605923
why moths so sexy

>>14605930
She is both.

>>14605932

We’re not gonna get any scheduled stream until next year aren’t we

>>14605866
That's just her more organised pre-recorded self

>>14605923
Butt, post her butt.

>>14605993
Moth are severely underrated.
Wish she would stream more though.

she's cute when she's mean>>14606026

Why is it that when Vei doesn't stream we get a horde of people calling her lazy and a lying whore, but when pink cat does the exact same thing you all just cry into your teacups about how sad her life is and that we should be happy that she streams at all?

>>14605866
to me she sounds fine either way, i prefer her normal voice like in the video but whatever, you can hear her normal voice when she laugh (if not a blatant fake laugh)

>>14605932
>playing Twelve
I'm so sorry

I just want Zen to cum on my face

>>14606034

>>14605866
>before Mel discovered masturbation

>>14606057
because we have resident veispergs while nyan antis are too busy sucking yagoo's cock instead

>>14606047

>>14606057
zhangs

>>14605948
Weird to go back and rewatch it

>>14605987
Wasn't bad honestly. The vod thing was mainly because she was looking up clips/videos on YT of people using her "no boobs" audio that went viral, and when scrolling down she saw a playlist called BOOBS that had a thumbnail of straight up naked human female boobs. Thankfully it wasn't shown on stream because her browser was cropped but she had a minor panic attack and deleted the vod just in case. Then at the end she got a bit salty at someone for telling her to go on Trash Taste but nothing unusual.
Other than that it was just a standard anny stream and she showed a Sonic OC someone drew for her a while ago which was cute.

>>14606097
I want her to step on me.

>>14606037
>only two arms
What bullshit is this

>>14606057
Because Nyan's streams are precious and I wouldn't mind waiting for one
And because her mental and physical health is way worse than Vei's

>>14606057
cat has issues unlike vei, please understand

>>14606143
Being lazy is an "issue" now?

>>14606125
I want to dominate her and call me papa

I'm just gonna assume and hope she won't be streaming today and go to sleep
hope you all have a good night, anons. yes, all of you, even the frogposters/spergs and the veispergs

>>14606057
I don't. But I'd say it's because this kind of shit is more the norm for Vei.

>>14606057
She's streamed twice as much as vei in the last couple weeks, what are you even on about?

>>14606181

>>14606075
Don't be.
I may have never won anything important with the incredible taffy man, but I have had endless joy stealing sets from Yun/Chun/Ken shitters at my locals with the ol' parry->cl.Mk->jump->IA SA2

I bet Mel would play Twelve.

>>14606031
I miss when skits were the meta and not getting FOMO because you're not watching Mel react to science team's attempt at humor for 4 hours. If nyan streams now she's going to go until almost midnight in burgerland.

>>14606181

>>14606187
Didn't she go live pretty late (and without warning) last Monday? I'm not holding out hope but I wouldn't write her off just yet.

>>14606057
There is only one prominent veisperg here same fagging.

>>14606232

>>14606165
She is recording for vills, designing her new model(s), costumes for all vshojo and collabing with godsmile on top of other issues
Vei is only making her poor art slave redesign dragon-Vei 2 times a week.

>>14606165
roofers maybe? or she's probably working on some thing. she hasn't put up a schedule either.

>>14606181

>>14606187
She’ll be on at in an hour and 3 minutes

>>14606289

>>14605807
Only chads play Hugo, such as Hayao and myself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeSH43xcTr8

>>14606209

>>14606301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ6N-sb7SVQ

>>14606119
So, are you saying that Anny was just ok today?
Anny was ok? She was ok? She was ok - Anny?

>>14606377
It was a pretty fun anny stream desu just the usual ending

>>14606119
>Then at the end she got a bit salty at someone for telling her to go on Trash Taste but nothing unusual
Any particular reason or is she just fed up with fags who tell every single vtuber to do that like I am?

>>14606322

Can we please discuss Melody or Zentreya in here?
2 vshojos are streaming and we are ignoring them.

>>14606347

>>14606449
I fucking love her tummy, we need more tummy in general

>>14606057
She has been on the internet for 10+ years and streaming for five years. Is a miracle that she hasn´t retired yet.

>>14606332
Why are grapplers always based?

>>14606449

>>14606451
> Can we please discuss Melody or Zentreya
No
> 2 vshojos are streaming and we are ignoring them
For a reason.

>>14606495
Skill ceiling and chad looking moves

>>14606446
someone typed "why are you back to annoy us" and she went on the rant about him and 4chan.

>>14606451
I'm watching them both
I don't usually post anything happening on stream unless it's significant or something like that

>>14606451
Those two are precisely the only ones I don't watch, sorry anon

>>14606451
Sure, anon, lets do that.
How about I get the ball rolling - Who would you rather joint invest into some low-yield bonds with? Zen or Mel?

>>14606487
YES!

>>14606377
I appreciate how annyfriends acknowledge their waifu is a menhera but love her anyway.

https://controlc.com/bb44ade3

mikey lore post
mikey let's the regulars at the Weary 101 know that milk and Soda DON'T MIX WELL TO DRINK TOGETHER
Also he says "Female Korean Kids get violated Anyways who cares". Not sure wtf that's about

>>14606493
I don't know why anon is sperging out about her not streaming when she usually takes fri-sun off. This isn't out of the ordinary.

>>14606495
They make the unskilled seethe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYJ2XpVy_ro

>>14606446
Just that. She gave her usual spiel about "stop telling people to collab with everyone just because you watch them both" but she didn't dwell on it or end stream because of it like she has in the past.

>>14606537

>>14606493
>Is a miracle that she hasn´t retired yet
you shut your whore mouth, she's not going to retire in the next 10yrs as she said

>>14606556
I grew up in a small town in a third world country and everyone there thought coke and milk was a "milkshake" and I fucking loved those. He's probably saying that because of the Chugs eggnog and red bull mix.

>>14606566
I agree but its also Monday.

Mouse mains Taiga in Fighting Climax, because of course she plays a lost cause animufighter

>>14606568
Jiyuner in my /vsj+/? What's next anons /here/ calling Punk "Redneck Steve Urkel"?
I can't mix my waifus with my livelihood, anon! It's too much!

God I wish chuubas played fightan

>>14606596

>>14606673
FGC lives in the blood

>>14605866
wait a sec, you're telling me she's NOT actually a sentient A.I???????!??! what the FUCK bros....

>>14606660
style > function
That's my girl

Zen collabed with RTR more than Froot did this month
pure NTR at display here

bunny girl

I look forward to hung trap Mouse

>>14606748
Let's gooooo

>>14606742
one more

>>14606705

>>14606794
She looks so good on a bunny suit.

>>14606734
Froot? Hmm my memory isn't what it used to be... I think that was a chicken vtuber? Something about ERP...

>>14606568
Sounds more like he has a problem with one character in one game

>>14606831

>>14606536
Mel seems pretty intelligent. So her.

>>14606688
Just bend yur fuckin spine stupid wooman

>>14606851
I liked the suit a lot more than the cat outfit. it was very unique, the current looks so generic

>>14606893

>>14606938
I'm surprised no one has posted the nude version of this yet

>>14606748
This will have to tide me over till Miguel drops

>>14606929
I love the tail.

>>14606922
>Mel seems pretty intelligent

One of the most retarded things that has ever been said in this thread

>>14606938

>>14607015
Cute

>>14606929
its the eyes for me

>>14606536
>he isn't already loaded from the cringe coin switch to forbidden knyawledge
Go join Jerma with the other wojakposters on /biz/ lol

>>14607075

>>14607075
>>14607035
>>14606987
Question for you 2-3 thread shitters. do you post frog just to spite OP/other anons and you hate them or do you think she's actually relevant? Do you watch any of the vshojo girls?

Did Mouse get her plasma yesterday?

>>14607172
Don't interact, anon. Just choose 'Spamming/Flooding'

>>14606673
>spoiler
That's why I watch Ban Anya
She's kinda cracked

>>14607172
>Saruei image spam immediately after meta discussion shits up previous thread
what do you think, anon
those are just spergs

nyan stream soon, not feeling well

>>14607196
yeah right, like that ever worked with sarueifags, jannies must be frogposters

>>14606673
Did mouse ever do that virtua fighter stream? I know she did Guilty Gear with connor once

>>14607172
She is cute and relevant, I watch Mouse and Zen, the latter only once a while.

>>14607221
Hey, at least I have a goal with my bulshit

>>14606556
> "Female Korean Kids get violated Anyways who cares".
man has a lot of controversial views regarding East Asia

>>14607318
they also have a goal, it's called falseflagging
anyways don't worry retro anon, nyan is going live with some Marvel Super Heroes vs Street Fighter any time now

>>14607172

I watch I mainly watch Haruka, Mousey, and Pink Cat.

>>14607257
Do you mean Tekken? I don't think I've heard her mention Virtua Fighter but a Tekken stream was one of her charity goals I believe. Also no.

>>14606993
Mel is extremely well-read and booksmart but she can also be ditzy and absentminded.
There are different types of intelligence.

>>14606512
Alright Zen is playing Halo rn so I get that but Mel seems alright

>>14607357
And people wonder why he gets banned sometimes

>>14607172
I've never heard of Vshojo. I watch Tob.

>>14607202
I think I've heard of her, her recent VODs are all BBCF which is neat, riding the rollback hype. I'll have to give her a watch. Thanks for the tip.

>>14607257
>mouse virtua fighter
Nope, or at least not to my knowledge. She did Strive a couple of times (with Koefficient I think) but nothing else. Sad to say that fighters might not be in VS's wheelhouse.

You frogposters do a lot of lewdposting but have you tried cuteposting?

>>14607172
Zen, Nyan, Silver, and Saruei

>>14607318
Ironically the last time anyone referenced that shit in years was the catfrog as she used vibrators on her throat.

>>14607379
You have good tastes, shame about the frog.

>>14607371
I'm not after them playing fighting game desu, mostly just random beatemups and score challenge/puzzle type stuff. Though I wouldn't be opposed to them playing fighting games.

>>14607411
The video choice is questionable
That animation with the sea monster was dope though

>>14607471
I wanna see her collab with Mel on CB, just imagine.

>feeling kinda shitty and stressed so sorry for starting late
what happened to pink cat now

This is happening to us

>>14606874
You'd be forgiven for thinking that's the case, but trust me it's not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0LpJvFZhLo

>>14607559
DIdn't get dicked hard enough, duh.

>>14607559
brain happened, probably

>>14607379
>I watch I mainly watch
You don't watch Zen then?

>>14607597
old incel meme is old

>>14607559
The way Vei has been coasting around "dude everything sucks now" makes me think there's a lot of problems behind the scenes with VShojo.

>>14607638

Nah I got permabanned for shitposting in zen's chat so I'm clearly not the right type of person for that community.

>>14607471
>saru_looking_for_who_the_fuck_asked.webm

>>14607687
I think it might still be the Nux thing still getting on her nerve. It probably left a really bad taste on her.

>>14607656
Here is Zoomer-friendly version

>>14607444
Ton doesn't get enough love. She needs a better schedule.

>>14607559
>feeling kinda shitty and stressed so sorry for starting late
who said that?

the Zen twitch rivals experience

Seems she had fun at least

>>14607508
>Mouse and Nyan will never coop Cadillacs & Dinosaurs
Why even live

>>14607743
Fuck off to global faggot.

>>14607747
She has the perfect schedule for this thread, because she covers the hours between Mouse and Anny where there are rarely any cute Twitch vTubers to watch who have the sensibilities vshobros look for.

>>14607722
watching that you can see how the 2d tracking improved.

>>14607743
do people unironically get mad about this? this is like a 13 year old stomping his foot because he liked a band "before they were cool" and now a jock who punches him is wearing a shirt of that band.

>>14607687
Or she's just depressed as usual

>>14607687

That's just her bratty cope to act like she's too cool to care. I think she's the type of person that cares deeply about things but puts on a giant front.

>>14607597
>>14607743
those are both still pretty mucho texto

>>14607597
more like
>old, autistic original fans refuse to change due to autism, hobby stagnates
>new people join, bring new ideas to it
>autists are afraid of change, so they start acting like children doing hissy fits
>get called retard by the newer people
>autists lock themselves away and keep on complaining about the new people for all eternity, while still doing the old shit for years which caused the hobby to stagnate in the first place

>>14607949
I get that too. It’s also dumb of me to assume there’s some logical conclusion to a company of anime women.

>>14607974
why eliminate the incel angle?

>>14607824
Yeah I noticed that the last few streams
Her expressions actually look really good now

>>14607860
NTA but it's not the "we was her before it was cool" thing, its just that the thread has derailed into posting literal whos instead of discussion about 2/3 live vshojo girls. When the girls aren't streaming and you invite other chuubas to be shilled, the general slowly devolves into regular discussion about them and people who do want to talk about the girls, hesitate to or get outspammed by.
>inb4 whiny bitch
yes I am

>>14607597
>>14607743
>>14607974
these are all true and the only reason people are disagreeing with it is because you're too young to have seen it happen to something you enjoy yet

>>14607974
why'd you add the unnecessary unfunny panel that makes the punchline fall flat

>>14607803
But Tob isn't cute.

>>14607559
She´s depressed thats what depression does to you

>>14608143
>posting literal whos
but the literal whos are really good. get on the bandwagon, or you won't be able to complain when she gets big.

>>14608143
>and people who do want to talk about the girls, hesitate to or get outspammed by
Then maybe they shouldn't be such faggots. No one is preventing anyone from talking about the girls, people just don't do it.
If you want discussion, then start it.

>>14607759
In my heart I want to believe Nyan is a Model 2 girl, but, I'm pretty sure Silver would be the Yu Suzuki stan. Mouse would be the Namco System 11 gal, or just Neo Geo because of the Latino buff KOF gets.

>>14608175
you're just jaded grandpa
you can blame your sadness on young people all you want, but that won't change anything

>>14608028
it's a lot more simple than this
>apple fans enjoy apples, make a club about apples
>apples somehow become more popular and trendy
>orange fans want to be a part of the apple club
>but they hate apples
>so they come hang around apple fags and demand they change the apples into oranges
>apple fans don't want oranges, they like apples
>conflict
>apple club is now the orange club

>>14608191
watch out, we got a contrarian

>>14608143
>instead of discussion about 2/3 live vshojo girls
Mel's doing react content and Zen's licking her wounds from the tournament, not much to talk about

this song is doubly funny given mel's particular "tastes"

Jesus christ this thread is awful, it's either frogspam or metafagging, can both of you fuck off?

>>14608143
I can understand getting bothered by people not discussing the vshojo girls live, but if no one here's watching them then there's not much you can do about it.
The lack of people talking about them was because people weren't interested in posting or even watching either of them, and not because the possible discussion was being overtaken by something else

>>14608386
i will if you summon pink cat

>>14608425
watch this

>>14608175
>these are all true
sir, that meme is a suicidal incel musing. if that's "true" for you i feel bad for you.
>>14608307
no one hates apples you retard. but some of us want apples and grapes as well.

>>14608307
your analogy doesn't make sense at all
apples in your case would be basketball while oranges would be mountain-climbing
besides, you contradict yourself by going "X fans are interested in Y" and then "but they hate Y", wihch doesn't make sense at all and does not happen in real life

>>14608425
she's going live any minute now

>>14608275
>>14608333
>>14608412

I'd much rather have the thread be relevant and slow than spamming distant ++s, looks like I'm the only one. I'll just leave

>>14608425
And only if she's playing Splatterhouse for the PC Engine.

>>14608386
if it's such a shitty club, why do you hang out here?

Will Nyan ver play a football game on stream?

>>14608371
I'm sure she has genuinely lost something up her butthole before

>>14608386
Last two weeks were just awful. No wonder Anny hates us.

>>14608386
there wouldn't be a thread left

>>14608143
I've been here since may, I have no problems talking about the Vshojo girls nor the +'s
you are really fucking jaded and are unable to adapt to change

>>14608530
It's not a shity club, just a shitty thread. We can do better than this.

>>14608506
>I'll just leave
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>14608481
apples club isn't apples, it's apple club, silly. it's the cool trendy place to hang out and network where they eat dumb shit like apples.

>>14608412
I'm watching Mel but she is just watching videos, there is very little to say about that.

If Mel practised she would probably be really good at singing in that low register

>>14608571
he's the joker, pls understand. he wants to burn it all down.

>>14608179
learn to meme libtard

>>14608282
>Silver would be the Yu Suzuki stan
I'mma be 100% straight with you - I really want Silver to transition into a more Mel-esque porn/stream model really bad.
But if you gave me the choice of that or Silver streaming Space Harrier, I'm picking Space Harrier every day,

>I didn't post on twitter that I was going live?
And yet she's at 4.3k viewers tonight.

>>14608665
music nerds never started hanging out with the jock just because they were popular
you don't have much experience with actual clubs, do you?

>>14608583
>we

>>14608554
I'm glad Anny hates us and will never come here again, she's barely capable of dealing with the brain goblins of her own, imagine if she actively took criticism from this place to heart

>>14608540
Keep pushing it Raider anon

>>14608758
>tw*tter

another successful level 5 in Zen's chat all thanks to the hypemaster

>>14608795
I haven't really seen much shittalking on Anny here, not recently anyway

>>14608795
>and will never come here again
Consider why you are here right now

>>14608795
I mean, she did
Its for the best but it was still painful to hear that your oshi hates you.

>>14608540
She's gonna play ESPN NFL 2k5 one day

>>14608820
Why do people bother with this gay censorship? It's always the first vowel so you can just search that

>>14608625

>>14608795
you sound like an anti, but I am just a casual Anny enjoyer and even I was kind of surprise that she actually took time out of her stream this morning to stop and denounce 4chan. what the fuck-uh, Anny? Never let your enemies see you sweat.

>>14608714
the actual dialog in the 2nd frame would be the ostracized people constantly sperging about le normies

>>14608770
why are you only capable of thinking about this in high school terms, are you that young? kinda explains why you can't understand this. and yes, that sort of overlap would absolutely happen, are you nuts?

>>14608841
Careful now, a .gif like that can be smelled by the Nyanners fetish writing posters from at least 5 miles away.

>>14606139

>her mental and physical health is way worse than Vei's

qrd? havent watched nyan in a while

>>14608877
https://youtu.be/h1BsKIP4uYM?t=653

>>14608890
there were shittalking when she randomly broke down because of her youtube numbers in Deltarune's stream.

>>14609018
god, that is 10 times better than whatevers in this shit thread

Melody LIve
https://www.twitch.tv/projektmelody

>>14608911
legitimately not sure what you mean

>>14608918
>>14608960
I'm not an anti, I just think it's for the best. I like Anny too and have been watching her for months but I don't think she has enough of a thick skin to deal with this place for very long even if she hasn't been subject to that much sperging

>>14608939
It's just a meme to show disgust, I think initially Turks did it or had it done to them

>>14609067
Her life isn't 100% perfect so she is sad and cries while wiping her tears with 100$ dollars bill.

>>14608918
>your oshi hates you
If you didn't do anything to make her mad then there is no reason to take it to heart.

>>14609128
>legitimately not sure what you mean
Why are you here and not on some other site?

>>14609116
you're only 2 hours late anon, I don't blame you tho , probably missed it with all the frogposts

>>14609006
you sound like you have no actual experience with clubs and hobby group outside of the internet
>and yes, that sort of overlap would absolutely happen, are you nuts?
go on then, give me examples

>>14605866
i want this melody back so much bros

I want to go to Applebee's with Numi and Tob

>>14608730
Why they aren't leveraging the Korone/retrogame meta, I'll never know. They don't have to get "permissions" they can just play what the fuck ever. They can emulate it, because they already have done emulated game streams.

It's easy money they are just leaving on the table. The only one even kind of doing it is Snuffy with the rare PS2 streams. And the Nyan 3ds OOT/PS1 Tokimemo streams.

>>14609180
Esl anon is 100% retarded and cries while wiping his tears with his grimy hands after working late at the fish markets

>unironically choosing to incorporate you being in a fanbase into your identity

Guys it's just streamers enjoy the content you're taking this shit way to seriously.

>>14609210
because the Frootposters are here and not on some other site

>>14609180
>having money means sadness no longer exists

It's been almost an hour bros...

>>14609437
Go start your stream Nyanners.

Does Mel make more on Twitch or CB? I have no idea how people make money over there. 5k subs is a shit ton of money though.

any news on who the potential audition candidates are or updates?

>>14609499
well, she posted that she's going to stream so I think it's guaranteed that she won't cancel it

>>14609369
Getting in on whatever is being played brings in new faces
Playing something obscure only makes current fans happy

>>14609473
Do you really expect better from the retards in this thread?

>>14609554
probably won't be hearing much more once the candidates realized they're not supposed to discuss that stuff

>>14609554
no

>>14609526
No one has seen receipts, but it's widely assumed she makes a lot more on CB. She's one of the most popular girls on the site and her numbers are huge. Also, CB has a much more widespread tipping culture than Twitch does.

>>14609495
Yes.

the love of my life is live...

>>14609603
Isn't that sort of thing just common sense?

>>14609495
Yes?

>>14609554
No official updates, but I think the redacted girls are not in, because redacted probably is a group or agency.

>>14609554
I still maintain the auditions were either a scam or a lofty plan that vshojo has since scrapped when they realized how much trouble it was.
I'd rather be pleasantly surprised than disappointed.

>>14609659
Based Shinect poster

>>14609493

>>14609526
What's CB's cut for tips and the like?

>>14609667
A lot of these people have literally never had jobs before and are under the age of 25

>>14609733
you are genuinely retarded

>>14609748
hey cutie

>>14609667
Common sense and vtubers don't tend to mix for some reason.

>>14608911
no seriously what the frick did anonymous actually mean by this

>>14609787
Stop being faggot.

>>14609733
A scam for what? Audition videos?
Also they would announce it if they canceled the auditions, it just takes a long time.

>>14609513
Go kill yourself

What's with this thread? I can't tell who's baiting and who's being a retard anymore. All of you cannot be retarded right?

>>14609731
I love her so much

>>14609870
People here say what the fuck ever within reason because there's no avatar to maintain appearances with
That more direct line to what people are actually thinking (even if the ego still inteferes) is addictive

>>14609960
I'm both baiting and being a retard. I like to multi-task.

Which girl has the best pubes? Which ones are smooth? Which ones trim? Which ones would make would make you think you're in the middle of the Amazon?

>>14609960
*cums on u*

>>14610006

>loves hairy bush

Ah, a man of culture.

>>14608918
What even happened? All I remember were the anons who could best be described as https://youtu.be/sByhkGYFYxk?t=44

>>14609937
As soon as you join your sister Nyanners.

>>14609988
>That more direct line to what people are actually thinking
i don't mean about 80% of the shit i say here though
does that include this post? who knows

>>14610006
Mousey confirmed she shaves.

>>14609960
I just got here, but if I wasn't socially retarded I wouldn't be on 4chan.

>>14610006
Mouse is actually bare down there, she's said multiple times on stream

amalee live playing Genshin https://www.twitch.tv/leeandlie

>>14609883
>Also they would announce it if they canceled the auditions,
only whe0 and if they are absolutely forced to. until then, they can pretend the process is still underway.

>>14609112
The other day I was walking down through town and I came across one of those food trucks - it was selling the usual greasy crap but they also had one of those lemonade machines.
On a whim I bought a cup of it and sat, on a bench nearby, and drank.
As I drank, my mind drifted. Visions of Nyanners Rottencrotch began dancing through my head. I looked down only to find the cup in my hand now empty and the wispy form of Nyan snatched it away with her cheeto dust caked claws.
In an instant she positioned it under her legs and after a short pause (and an unladylike grunt) a stream of topaz water burst out from her matted pink bush. Nyan not known for her dexterity managed to fill not only the cup but hose the entire ground (and my shoes) with her diabetic gamer nectar. She hands me back the cup and in a curdled voice she says "You'll drink this for me, right?"

As if my hands are controlled by something else I shakily start to drink it. My eyes water as the foul, acidic ammonia flavor of her ugly well's water rushes over my tongue. I gag, I sputter, I heave, but none of it escapes my mouth. As if my gullet were the emergency drain for Nyan's putrid discharge. My throat burns and Nyanners laughs.
A stray salmon tinged pube, drifting like a lifeboat in sea of sulphur, gets caught on my uvula and I wretch as if my life depended on it - but to no avail. What went in can never come out.
I claw at my neck just to get some relief from whatever delicious poison the pink cat made me drink, layers of skin peeling away. Blood on my fingernails.

Then my eyes open. My cup empty. And Nyan nowhere to be seen. A girl and her mother walk past me and she whispers "Mom is that man ok?". "No, sweetie" the mother says "That man watches Vtubers".

>>14610139
That's just what you want you to think
The point is you posted it

>>14610006
mouse and nyan shave, mel too I think. Vei probably has a bush

>>14609586
9k in Mario 64, 8k in Retro. Just because a bunch of arena FPSs and LoL are packed with viewers as of this second, doesn't mean it can't pop-off if the right person streams it.
Jerma plays a lot of garbage retro games and he does just fine. https://twitchtracker.com/jerma985/games

>>14610189
i liked it, but not a lot.

>>14609883
Took Cover like 2 years to announce that they "cancelled" the audition of that two awful designs.

>>14610135
Must be hard to type with kike cock in your throat at all times, retard-chan

>>14610189
thanks anon, legitimately got hard from this

>>14609352
I am samefagging and would like to go with Applebee's with all 3 of you.

>>14610215
Source on Cat shaving? I agree that Vei probably has a bush, how about Froot?

>>14610217
>9k in Mario 64
I assume most of those are speedrunners that played the game for thousands of hours and can do insane tricks now. Watching those can be quite fun.

>>14610217
>Jerma plays a lot of garbage retro games
Yeah because he's Jerma
They're not dropping in because of the game, they want their surrogate friend time

>>14610298
Your sister is waiting for you, Nyanners.

>>14608704
i agree if she would only not listen to the brain goblins and try she would be a great singer.

>>14610367
Please make Monster Rancher 2 the new meta so Vei will consider playing it

>>14609526
>>14609625
>>14609752
Mel gets like 40k tokens per stream on average, and 1000 tokens is $50 for the streamer (CB's cut is taken when you buy them, like twitch bits)
So about $2k per stream

>>14610189
loved it

>>14609811
I want pp

Even frogposting is better than whatever the fuck is happening right now.

>>14608730
i hope taht she will follow mira and oppai just dont push her, thats what scared her off the last time she was considering it. that and the blowback from the library incident

>>14610486
only 6 more pages to go

>enter stream
>some fag starts shitposting and liveblogging at the exact moment

>>14610354
one of the recent collab streams, powerwashing I think.

>>14610486
no, shut the fuck up. Don't invite more shitters

>https://twitter.com/ironmouse/status/1470569411346153477
Welp. Looks like another week of no schedules.

>>14610453
https://youtu.be/uQV8BC7dDDs?t=223
Consider it done.

>>14610580
>no, shut the fuck up. Don't invite more shitters
Frogposting would be an improvement over the current state of the thread dude.

>>14610486
>>14610640
but skunkposting is fun for the entire family

>>14610640
Frogposters have nothing to post at this time anyways since the falseflagger retard already clogged the start of the thread

>>14610486
I prefer the frogposting to the schizo jacking off over posting about Nyan's dead relatives for the 100th time and the daily meta thread autism

Mel's 2D is so weird. It's very high resolution and has really smooth animation, but it really doesn't match her mouth movements well at ALL, it ends up looking like she's dubbing over a character that's speaking another language.

>>14610480
Don't we all? But where do you want it?

>>14610367
And the girls are the girls, point stands.

>>14610453
Get Vei in front of an Atari ST and Froot a ZX Spectrum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lWx3aAK060

>>14610522
Oh don't worry I'm not one of the ones who got hella thirsty in her chat and scared her off. I just hope she does in the future. Cause she's damn good at it, based on what she has done.

It does seem unlikely now though, considering Mama and brother vale are in cahoots with her, But hey, never say never.

>>14610640
Our thread improved dramatically when frogposting stopped. Look at this >>14610189

I think Nyanners has a hairy crotch.

>>14610712
It looks like her face is being sucked inwards into a black hole

>>14610705
You should join your sister Nyanners, she is waiting for you.

>>14610712
I dont want to be like pmg but I really dislike her 2d

>>14610751
unfortunately, she has confirmed that she does not

>>14610750
at least the literacy quotient improved, to the detriment of everything else.

>>14610679
It was at least 2 dudes, more likely 3.

shut up

>>14610825
Why live?

>>14610750
We have very different definitions of improving.

>>14610841
it's 2, one unironic and one falseflagger
you can tell which ones the falseflagger by the fact that he posts thumbnails and resized images from boorus, as if he was deseparetly looking for images to spam in the thread

>>14610718
Only one place for it with your fingers in my mouth

>>14610712
Really? Her mouth tracking looks pretty in-sync to me lately
It sucked at first, though

>>14610751
I wish Nyanners has a hairy crotch

>>14610825
She truly is the worst.

>>14610857
well, nothing stops artists from portraying her with a cute bush in fanart
problem is, they don't

>>14610841
Layna Lazar is pretty and has a sexy voice.

Mel confirmed small titties. Who do you think has the smallest? I'm talking roomates
I think Mouse < Mel < Nyan < Froot < Vei < Zen < Silver < Hime