/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wah!

>>14534463
>kanata at 2k
bros...

gambling is cringe

>>14534463
>This image is wrong Edition

>>14534576
This is true

>>14534576
You have a point, I'm never gambling again until I do

>>14534652
Cute boy

>>14534271
Stop gambling.

OP, you forgot to put nasfaqg in the subject
>>14532632
good washizu poster
>>14533494
weak tako, shoo shoo, go away

Holy shit. That almost-ippatsu double riichi with 3-ura dora from the 4th spot... Tampa is feeling the magical sand.

>>14528511
>footfag
ew
>hair scent fag
asceneded philosopher god king chad thingenjoyer supreme

damn

I think, I'm gonna stop for tonight... Someone, please do the math for me...

>>14535466

>>14535842
>>14532490
Don't gamble again.

>>14535842
HEIMIN WE TOLD YOU TO STOP! Stop listening to those draining out dry!

>>14535842
psst heimin, if you have another ame hat I can give you some money

>>14535812
do you not see the withering flower? It was meant to be.

>>14535842
Tupac -> Shork 4,090,000
Heimin -> Shork 740,000
Heimin -> Triangle 2,280,000

>>14536024
The previous round, too, if it's not a bother for you...

>>14535842
You should've quit bro...

>>14535842
Alright, so the transactions should go as follows:
Tampa --> Nenepro 0.20m
Tampa --> Triangle 1.25m
Tampa --> Lolibaba 4.09m
Heimin --> Triangle 6.69m
Heimin --> Lolibaba 0.74m

>>14536094
This should be illegal, you're exploiting vulnerable people

>>14536052
>>14536094
Heimin-kun, I'll pay your debt to Lolibaba.

>>14536139
>exploiting
Slanderous! It could have easily gone in the opposite direction, with the Heimin winning 7m. Would you call that exploitation?

>>14536190
Don't. It was my choice to play. I will pay for my losses myself.

>>14536139
I never offered the gamble, just agreed to it with a disclaimer.
I'll tell it to everyone, too - there are some people in here who are closer to an intermediate level here, and Mahjong, while it has an element of randomness, is also skill-based. You should have at least read Riichi Book 1 before gambling for money, imaginary or not. Here's an excellent repository of knowledge: https://repo.riichi.moe/library.html#resources-strategy

>>14536236
I'd pay his debt to you too if I weren't opposed to your grift.
>>14536267
Want to sell some Maririn hats?

>>14536236
>easily
>poor guy is in the negatives in both games
easily only for you

>>14536302
Oi, not every Washizuposter is me.

>>14536290
>>14536302
I'm not tri

>>14536290
Yeah, I've got one of each type. There are only 3 types, right?

>>14536366
Yes. If they're your only ones I'll pay extra.

>You are already bidding on this item.
Fuck.

>>14536385
All 3 are up. Yeah, I have only one of each, if that's what you mean.

>>14536190
I'm already giving him 5m for an ame hat he doesn't need money. Now sell me an ame hat in an hour and I'll sell you a maririn hat

>>14536525
I won't be able to bid on the gyaru one because of Oyakodon's auction unless someone frees me temporarily, but I can bid on the goth one in 20 minutes. Gomen.
>>14536541
no sell hats, only buy.

>>14536525
Sell me some of your Gurabread.

you a real one "butwhy"

>>14536560
I gotchu

>>14536094
Triangle, Lolibaba, please set up your auctions. I'm ready to pay

>>14536597
Already did. PPTShirt.

>>14536560
Alright what you want?

>>14536585
How much for how much?

>>14536594
I was gonna do it, but seems they have.

>>14536628
>belly button
ahhhhh stop making me horny for towa

>>14536651
I just post Towa images, just ignore them if you don't want to be.

money laundering sugoi

>>14536620
I'll pay 50k each for how many you're willing to sell.

oi lolibaba I need an auction too, owe you 4.09m

>>14536719
I'm willing to sell 10 of them

>>14536682
Shut up woman

>>14536741
Sure, set it up.

>>14536767
Rude. I just post Towa.

I'm fucking retarded.
bid on the omamori to leave the PPTShirt for heimin and >haglove, he's already bidding on a pptshirt and will have like 4 minutes to catch the next auction

>Still no reset
Alright, keep your garbage game to yourselves, 4chinners.

>>14536786
And it's pure sex

>not a new IP

>>14536847
You're fucking retarded and blind.

>>14536823
Post your profile, faggot. If you really don't care about the game, you won't mind sharing

>>14536822
That's your own problem.

>>14536882

>>14536882
rape

>>14536940
no

>>14536862
retardchama...
not even 4chinzx can mark a post with a new IP when two posts share timestamps or come in between auto-update refreshes

>>14536991
YES

>>14536882
I don't even play, 4chinner.

>>14537039
Your wants and needs are void, then

>>14536272
I open up this webpage and get half naked Illya, I think I can trust this, I'll figure out the game soon.

>>14537106
wtf i actually want to learn how to play this shit game now

>>14537106
UOOOOHHHHHH ToT

>>14537080
who asked, who is he talking to

>>14536272

>>14537207
Please don't gamble for a while, Heimin. I hate to see you like this, at least play some more, or something, I don't know what you were expecting when playing with Tri/Shork.

Majsoul Friends Room 14238(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=14238
still got one seat

>>14537207
Heimin... I remember when we used to rise together in the top 100. I thought we were going to rise together to the top, but I have left you behind. You have your kenzoku now and he's concerned about your gambling. I have to agree to a degree. Challenge me again in a while, once you are ready and cultivated your Mahjong power. I'll be waiting.
>>14537106
They have a lot of useful tools, like a hand efficiency trainer, as well as guides. The text at the top is also 100% true:
>"The greatest mahjong players rely on 3 things: otherworldly luck, unfathomable skill, and a cute anime girl table mat."
They also have a "Loli of the week" slot at their homepage here: https://repo.riichi.moe/ of course they are trustworthy.

Why is this game so fucking bad? So much for a market simulator when half the updates are cosmetic trash.
Also incoming
>Sucking devs dick
Take it out of your mouth faggot.

>>14537572
o nyooo

>sucking ms. honk dick
God I wish

>14537572
congrats on changing your ip for this post anon

>14537572
It's literally a fan hobby project, anon. They don't really get paid for this.

>>14537572
I feel the same way. The games is currently extremely boring. People are just buying things out of habit than actual desire to play the game.

>>14537588
Nice input.
>>14537591
Faggot, kys.
>>14537593
Meds.
>>14537606
>I'm being a shitty dev on purpose because i don't get paid, it's not like I'm actually just shit, hahaha
>>14537653
Based, the others need to dilate and take their meds.

>>14537301
Being concerned about your loved ones is a very sweet thing to do.

>>14537960
>>14537653
>>14537572

>>14537355
one spot open

>>14538761
that was quick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1qeyhYdc3s
Round 2

A network

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GOING INSANE
YOUR NAMING SCHEME SUCKS HONK

>>14539790
>254m
lies, triangle worked hard for his money

>>14539790
>yfp has given $1.1b away
this needs to stop

>>14539988
lol

>>14540010
meds

MOZART'S ALIVE
THAT CHEEKY FUCK
ALSO HE'S KIARA'S BOYFRIEND

Mahjong, anybody?
No skill expected, no gambling, no anger Maybe a bit of anger
https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=79506

New hair shaders.

Holy tits.

HOLY SHIT IT'S MASKLER I CARE NOW

yfp kys

Another network

Gonna edit this for shitposting purposes later.

>You'll stream Sparks if I gotta fucking play it on a piano live.
>I am no longer asking.

Collab will have a Special Announcement.
Rrats?

That was great

>>14545075

>>14545439
Gura is pregnant

>>14545075

>>14545939
it's mine

>>14545939
yea with me

>>14534499

>>14546334
>based marine

>>14545439
>gura put feet market

>>14546334
>bread hour

>>14537374
nazrin is always a good choice
pocket loli onahole that fits in your pocket

144p Holos for your collection

thanks for that site anons. it's funny.
>poker soul
nice. finally a animu poker game

DO NOT BUY

Banana coin bros...

Heimin...your oshi...

https://streamable.com/8rdttu

SELL BANANACOIN

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

>>14554037
>19:00:01

>Ame spouting conspiracies live on stream
AME NO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
YOU CAN'T BE REDPILLED ON STREAM
OMEGA TASUKETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>14554361
Based ame

BUY $GOAT

>>14554525
BUY $GOAT 5X

>>14554841
IT'S ABOUT TO GO UP AGAIN
BUY BUY BUY

>>14546625
Every hour is bread hour.

>>14555277
I want to spend every hour with bread…

>>14555962
Anon, bread is the forbidden nasfaq gf. You wouldn't be able to handle her menhera power levels...

>>14556273
this only makes me desire bread even more. i need a menhera gf to ruin my life permanently

Damn, she’s hot.

>>14556830
But why would a menhera gf want you, anon? What are your attractive qualities?

>>14556974
i’m willing to listen to her every request and i have extremely low self confidence so the odds of me finding another that could replace her is extremely low

>>14557144
You would do anything for her? Anything she asks you, even if she wakes up tugging at your sleeve at 4 AM?

>>14557358
yes that is the dream

>>14554037

>>14557414
Puts a knife to your throat, and orders you to keep quiet because your heartbeat is too loud and she can't sleep?

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 7,610,948, a 0.82% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 122,757. There are 26 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 495,518 shares, or 6.51% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 23,360 shares, or 0.31% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 43):
>Chloe :: +10.8%
>Laplus & Koyori :: +9.7%
>Kanata :: +8.9%
>Lui :: +5.9%
>Fauna :: +4.3%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 19):
>Matsuri :: -4%
>Nachoneko & Roboco :: -3.4%
>HLuna :: -3.1%
>Aki :: -1.9%
>Ayamy :: -1.5%

2 coins (Ina'nis, Botan) had a net 0% change in volume today.
24 other coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $139,020.69, which is an increase of 5.7% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $133,352,531,320.06, which is an increase of 5.3% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $17,521.15. A total of 16 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $12,887,476,740.62 in total market value, or 9.66% of market value.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest value, at $132,949,235.20 in total market value, or 0.1% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 39):
>Kiara :: +57.1%
>Baelz :: +54.7%
>Amelia :: +50.8%
>Miko :: +48.3%
>Noel :: +46.3%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 23):
>Nene :: -31.7%
>Marine :: -27.3%
>Kanata :: -19.7%
>Rushia :: -19.4%
>Calliope :: -18.1%

21 coins had a sub-5% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $138,896,710, which is a decrease of 43.32% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $152,974,782.48 today, an increase of 6.33% from yesterday's salary.

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 28):
>Mel :: +9.1%
>Aki :: +8.6%
>Iroha :: +6.3%
>Flare :: +5.1%
>Lamy :: +4.9%
>Marine :: +4.5%
>Iofi :: +4.2%
>Kronii :: +4%
>Pekora :: +3.5%
>Sana :: +3.1%

34 coins did not receive any Superchats today.


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>4 coins (Gura, Mumei, Pekora, Suisei) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>12 coins (Lui, Haato, Koyori, Lamy, Aqua, Mel, Korone, Iofi, Hololive, Nabi, AZKi, Pochimaru) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>45 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Cycle Average):
>Kanata :: $68.08 Up
>Chloe :: $37.05 Up
>Laplus :: $35.44 Up
>Amelia :: $34.59 Down
>Fubuki :: $33.74 Down

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Cycle Average):
>Coco :: $0.31 Down
>Civia :: $0.33 Up
>Sora :: $0.57 Down
>Pochimaru :: $0.68 Up
>Mumei :: $0.72 Up

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

where were you when gura caused a bananacoin panic sell in real time

>>14558385
this only motivates me more for this dream but yes i am willing to stop my heart temporary if it’s preventing her a good nights rest

>>14558754
or you could just tell her to put earplugs in or something

>>14558385
NTA but flip the script on her, tell her it's only beating this hard because you're so cute when you're asleep
that should sate her menheraness

>>14558881
i wouldn’t want to possibly damage her tiny cute ears with ear plugs

>>14558904
This anon gets it.

>>14558754
気持ち悪い。。。

>>14559970
please talk down to me more i’ll do anything for you my queen

>>14558517

Hello!
I come with a useless report for you!

Here are the holders of ranks 20, 50, 100, and 250 and those immediately above and below them!

Remember to handle menheras with extreme care! Having a knife forcibly inserted between your ribs has a very high chance of negatively affecting your financial and life status!

>>14560528
are you a menhera useless report anon? can you stab a knife in my ribcage while whispering good nothings into my ear

>>14560528
>Having a knife forcibly inserted between your ribs has a very high chance of negatively affecting your financial and life status!
That's just a rrat; there's no proof.

Give me ayamewebms. Ayamefriend used to post em on the kuso thread but she isn't posting anymore
my narrative is that she's mumei

>>14560724
>Ayamefriend
unironically kys

>>14560528
if its ok for her to threaten me with a knife then she will find it romantic and endearing when you hancuff each limb to a corner of the bed and fuck her till she cant think no more and leave your name in scar marks on her ass.

>>14560569
I would likely have to finance your hospital bills, and there would be a high chance that I would have to pay expensive legal fees and possibly even go to jail, and since all of those things would negatively affect my finances, I'm afraid I'm going to have to decline your offer.

>>14561158
it's okay i have insurance we can run a scam on the company by overexaggerating the injury. this makes it so we make money and i get to experience you up close and personal

>>14560820
seethe

>ayamefriend mention
>thread degenerates into fucking ERP
really, kys

>>14561360
the ERP started first don't even pretend it didn't

>>14561213

this is not an erp, just an inquiry about menheras and an ongoing scamming operation

>>14561699
Scamming operation?

>>14561792
Nevermind, I'm just stupid and have the attention span of a goldfish

If you don't stop posting Rushia we are going to have a problem

>>14561213
But anon, being a target of suspicion for insurance fraud and workplace/domestic violence would negatively affect the public view on the business, which would likely lead to negative financial repercussions.
Are there no more cost efficient ways for you to indulge in your sick pleasures and for both of us to achieve financial gain other than this violent and frankly quite risky proposal?

>>14561926
the public view be damned, all i need is to be with you in private. as long as you don't stab me too deep, it shouldn't be an issue, i trust you. money can't be made without a little risk, and i've decided to try and listen to you and make some money for the both of us.

>>14561360
Same with Coco and Civia

>>14562299
you're early tonight

So when will we add hag breeding into the game?

>>14564008
Yeah Honk. I want to have sex with my Friend already.

>>14564396
So many hag wombs...

>>14565059
this was so close to being non lewd then he added the sweat cloud by her pussy
good thighs though

>>14566704
it's hot you know

>>14566733
dont worry i know

Why do rooshia attract women? I thought she's GFE

how accurate is this graph
vertical axis is how they look, horizontal axis is how they actually act
i prefer to pretend sana doesnt exist so she isnt in this picture

>>14564008
>>14564396
>>14565059
I've waited far too long to give this GIF an upgrade

>>14567374
if this is bait it's working on me

>>14567457
it's the first time it's posted on this board so i can't even tell

>>14567432
>>14564008
>>14564396
>>14565059
Achieve the peak, obtain lolibaba

>>14569501

The best body type is Towa.

>>14569545
A true hag enjoyer understands that the true peak of hag is the gap moe created by lolibabas. The hag power is ten-fold of that of a standard hag

>>14567432
But a cake is a 20 year old female virgin. Why would she evolve to a hag at 30 then when she should evolve into a cake there?

>>14569501
Lolibaba is eldergod tier.

>>14569639
hags desire more than nothing else to be bred. their worldly horniness is what makes them. you simply larp as a hagchad but are a mere cunnykek
>>14569684
oy vey. merry christmas. think about it.

>>14569639
I appreciate hags for both the hag physique and the hag mindset. Lolibaba only contains the hag mindset, so it ranks lower on my scale
Loli mio contains no hag energy, so it's not a true lolibaba, just a loli.
Also, until towa is a hag, she is not the best body type.

>>14569864

>>14569900

>>14569864
A few more years. Towa loves hags already though.

>>14569966

>>14567374
Nene is in the complete wrong corner what the fuck whoever made this has never seen a single Nene stream and should also walk into traffic. Her entire redesign was to make her more sexy, her clothes were quite literally purpose made to enable more Paizuri art, which is something she complained about not happening just yesterday. On top of her model's design she is confirmed to have won every single division of the Genetic Lottery and be fit as fuck irl.
However, because she acts like an 8 year old boy playing with bugs and circling the word "breast" in the dictionary she has an unfappably low amount of sex appeal, as is evidenced by her having the (as far as I know) proportionally lowest amount of R18 fanart. She even went as far as asking any yukimin in chat why Lamy is sexy and she isn't last night. It's honestly comical the lengths she goes to in order to form an understanding of how to gain sex appeal only to immediately torpedo herself by turning it into a joke, it's to the point where I think she is actually on the spectrum. My mind is actually blown by how fucking incorrect her placement is.

Furthermore in what fucking universe are Bae's and Lamy's designs anything other than pure sex??? This chart was very definitely either made by Helen Keller or someone who likes to run with the bulls. Botan is also on the complete wrong side of the chart, this whole thing smells like VitaSoy and fake meat. I realize most tier list and/or chart "memes" are made by people who watch at most 2 members but this is just fucking outrageous.

t. Retard

>>14569545
She may be a loli, but that's still Mio. Watch your mouth

>>14570613
it is merely a caricature of mio, a valiant yet futile attempt to present mio in a different form. It misses the point of mio and her attraction.
It's not the mio I lust after, it's the mio I look at and remark on how cute she is.

>after all the rushia posts decide to check her out
>feel like chilling so I'll put her asmr in the background
Holy fucking shit I'm NGMI, this is dangerous, I don't think I can sell rushia from now now, my heart is melting

>>14570932

>>14571013
>the fandead claim another victim
enjoy your stay

>>14570932
Mio is perfect in all of her forms, you heathen.
Besides, loli Mio makes me think of our future children. Isn't that the point of hags? Breeding?

>>14570613
>>14571100
loli mio isn't walking garbage, I'd never utter such heresy. like you said, still mio. anon is walking garbage for preferring it to (Hag Forme)
>>14571013
be careful

what the fuck happened to these threads.

>>14571150

>>14571112
Seems I misunderstood you. My sincerest apologies.

>>14571150
Welcome to /nasfaqg/ - after hours

>>14571244
might as well knock off the after at this point, these are prime /nasfaqg/ hours

>>14571082
>>14571112
I thought it was all supposed to be jokes and shitposts, thank god this a VOD and not a livestream it unironically hurts to watch (or rather listen) I can feel my heartstrings moving that, or I'm about to have a heart attack

>>14570587
It lists Ayame, Rushia, and Anya as "pure sex" designs, and calls Ina, AZKi, Lui, Reine, and Iofi all "Seiso Waifus".
This chart was either made by somebody to intentionally bait everyone or somebody that has never seen so much as a clip of these girls.

>>14567432
Where is the webm for this instead of being a sound post?

Lolibabas are the peak of women

>>14570587
there, fixed it

>>14571459
Holos I would fuck:
All of them
i fixed it

>>14571383
uh, what? I made the sound myself a few hours ago and upscaled this GIF because maintaining soundpost sync with a GIF is an unnecessary pain in the ass. Some things are born as a soundpost, Anon.
I'll hold your hand this time. https://files.catbox.moe/1h8riz.webm
ffmpeg -i "https://i.4cdn.org/vt/1639368027802.webm" -i "https://files.catbox.moe/nlzyl3.ogg" -c copy Evolution.webm

I still prefer Towa. Mio's good as well though.

>>14571620
>I LOVE TOWA
Kill yourself. Seriously fucking kill yourself. Do you see anyone here screaming how much they love their oshi? Fuck you.

>>14571686

>>14571686

>>14571620
That's ok, anon. More for me

>>14571686
Post your oshi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8dS-FrUYio

more fishing with this cute hagfriend

>>14571988

>>14536272
bro what the fuck have you unleashed on this unsuspecting thread.
https://de.catbox.moe/x28awi.pdf
This is the shit I dealt with before descending upon nasfaq, this dude is occult and really dangerous to learning players to read. This is beyond statistics, this is magical sand territory.

>>14572753
another example of "forbidden" (dumb) mahjong, all he actually means is that you can make educated guesses by paying attention but wraps it into a magical "skillset" "proven" by anecdotal evidence.
also time to stop 5xing Kanata I guess.

>>14570587
You fucking legend

>>14572900
ancient (you) posting...

>>14572900
you're talking a lot of shit to a dude who could whoop your ass in mahjong

>>14572753
>Fuck winning, just push the gamestate.
>If you're any good you'll win even on a bad hand by keeping the game in motion and keeping your opponents in your flow of the game.
>And even if you lose, you'll lose less.
This mentality is what is referred to as a "business casual" style of play. You're playing to win, but without ever risking the fun of the game. You may also have heard it referred to by tryhards as "being bad at the game". Fuck those guys.

>>14573184
>>14573190
The beauty of Mahjong is that it is complicated and volume-y enough as well as conceals the right amount of information to keep people guessing. There's a german card game actually working quite similar to Mahjong in a sense, I won't name it because juveniles and burgers would be very to hear the name. Anyways it's played with only 32 cards and all of them are used.
At the beginning of the round, each of the three players gets 10 cards with two being a sort of bonus pile. By calling your intended "Yaku" in a complicated mess of a ritual, a single player is determined who plays against the other two in a battle of making 60 points out of a possible 120 with the single player needing 61 to win.
The problem is that those 10 cards as well as the called Yaku are usually quite enough to accurately predict 80% of games by a set of "truths", and you get called out in pubs for not knowing those by old men playing the game for 20-50 years.

The dude who wrote those books is one of those old folks. Sure he could whoop my ass. However, the language he uses will encourage new players to do very dumb shit they do not understand instead of getting the fundamentals into their systems and gathering experience, which is crucial especially for 90% of this thread here.
Tryhards are the precise reason I stopped playing 4P ranked, it's always a battle of doing enough non-standard play to sneak in some Rons but also being painfully aware that everybody is trying that shit at the same time, commonly making you paranoid and miserable playing a game which is ultimately determined by lady luck blessing you with good starting hands or not. You can defend all you want, if your opponent wins tons of quick rounds tsumoing you still lose.
The dude writing the books draws conclusions for play against seasoned players, which gold shitters like me don't even count towards.
I just wanted to make clear that that book in particular will do more damage than good to the new players we have here if read and applied blindly in the next 2-3 years. Stuff like Toitsuba will only make sense to you once you experienced it, and even then it makes little mathematical sense to presume it as a sort of weather condition. Still, there is fucking rules against it (九種九牌 kyuu shuu kyuu hai and 四風連打 suu fon renda come to mind as well as 四開槓 suu kai kan, all of which abort the game.)

>>14573540
I mean on the site, it's literally listed as "Lunatic" for who it is intended for, if someone new is reading that, they kinda deserve to be shit.

>>14573540
From a game design perspective, it's really interesting to see a metagame evolve to the point where you are intentionally playing just slightly sub-optimally in order to pull one over on your opponents. I don't claim to understand mahjong, but I do understand game mechanics and the mentality surrounding them. I guess that goes to show how just being a really fucking old game can change things over time. Or maybe the old geezers writing this stuff just understand that games aren't fun unless you keep it interesting.

>>14573540
funnily enough if you search for the explanation of Suu Fon Renda or "4 of the same wind thrown in the same round" you find a r*ddit thread not getting it and blaming supersition. The actual reasoning is that it would imply improper tile distribution with none of the players being able to use those winds. The neccessity might also come from Mahjong tile distributions IRL being slightly less random than online play for the sole reason that "shuffling" mahjong tiles as a manual process will not in 100% of the cases break up any called melds or sequences, more likely leading to stuff like Toitsuba. Breaking the walls is another intended method to remedy this.
>>14573651
well yeah, fair enough. Do not expect secret techniques making you win the dumbest hands in any condition, you can trust old Akagi calling Pinfu and Tanyao the fundamentals of Mahjong.
>>14573690
I think the easiest little occult shit I personally do is keeping the North wind at all costs as long as I can. It is surprisingly handy as a cop-out safe tile in many cases, if you single wait on it few people will expect it and usually you make your yaku a little worse keeping it but if the hand demands it you can still riichi with it as well, usually safely.
Shit like Suji-Traps also work better with advanced players who know what a suji is and who have heard about how to use it (the theory behind it is that if someone waiting has discarded a 4 of a suit, the 7 of that suit is slightly more safe because you can already rule out a 4/7 wait with a 5-6). So you throw out your 4 intentionally to wait for a 7 on 6-8.
The old geezers writing this also know the setting better, in our case it's some zoomies playing mongolian rummycup online but if you think about rough japanese ojisans with implied ties to Yakuza or Drugs preying on bored Salarymen, the way you play, react, think etc. factors wildly into how people will counter you. IRL Jong for instance has some people trying to never sort their hands for the sole reason of preventing others to judge their hands by the position of the discard (i.e. if a number comes from the very right of the hand, you can assume he's playing with tons of numbers and little else), people count how many advances you make by watching out if you discard what you drew or something for your hand (fun fact: mahjong soul lets you do this actually), and ANY reaction to a call or discard will tell stories about you, which is where bluffing comes in as well.

You'd be surprised how important having a good stack of stickers in Jong Soul can be.

I would give anything to get a fandead girlfriend, immagine having a cute anorexic shortstack as your gf. Immagine seeing him trying to cook you breakfast in the morning, watching him order new cute clothes online, immagine the menhera sex late at night. I'm taking fandead gf application, if you are interested please contact me.

>>14574057
>him

>>14574105
Yes, him.

>>14574136
People might call him a faggot, but he's based to me Until you start bottoming for your fandead gf (male), then you're a faggot

>>14574105
what’s the issue

>>14574244
If he's bigger I would bottom for him desu

>>14574328
And, if I may ask, what would fit the criteria for "bigger" in this instance?

>>14574463
A cock bigger than mine

>>14573957
What the miko looking at?

>>14574587
good thing I'm not a fandead then, there's still hope for you to be a top

>>14574925
the quality of the thread reflexively declining once someone makes a post with more than 10 words like clockwork

>>14575358
Don't mind the faggots and keep up the mahjong posting so I have something to read at work

>>14575676
sadly I am slaving away myself, god I hate mondays and meetings which don't need me.

>>14575176
That's a shame honestly

>>14572753
Oi, I didn't recommend Flow Book to the new players (very accurately listed as "Lunacy" on the site), but rather Riichi Book 1. Sono okaruto arimasen.

I’m taking my crown back

>>14576561
never accused you of that.

>>14577051
That being said, I have been reading the Flow Book myself... It makes some interesting points about pushing the lower-value hands to their limit.

>>14576537
Sounds like you just want to bottom to a bigger cock, anon.

>>14577320
Only if it's on a cute boy

>>14577691
Other than the fandead there are other chuuba fanbases are made out of cute boys, though.

_______Sora________

>>14577928
>ywn have a big dicked cute Soratomo gf (male) who will top you every night

>>14577735
but I want a cute fandead menhera gf who'll play nasfaq with me

>>14578042
Aren't your options limited to bread and romance anon then?

>>14578123
I know

>>14560724
You probably have webms that I have
I was the one that used to give Ayamefriend new webms before I left /hlgg/. Hope he's still doing fine.

Faggots all over the shop...
You'll be one of them, sooner or later...

Embracing the Hag pill makes you immune to faggot propaganda

>>14578392

Scientific studies have shown that releasing a Risu hat would reduced the amount of faggots in /nasfaqg/

>>14578499
Only when she does a karaoke

>>14578518
She hasn't won in HFZ yet, anon. She can''t do a karaoke.

>>14578555
STOP FUCKING JOBBING TREERAT

>90k people watching ayame
I don't have nearly enough ayame

>>14579177
you'll live.

>>14579748
based

I was distracted at the Takeshi stream. I'll rewatch whore's VOD later

>>14580434
unless you really like her singing in particular or the usual idolstuff you miss precisely nothing. Even all her streams this year can be summed up by
>sorry I was gone
>blah blah reasons I am a woman
>faking being menhera because she is a failure
>some talk about anime maybe or some shit
>random zatsudan trash nobody cares about
seriously, I'm done with Ayame. There's many better streamers deserving (you)r attention if you have to give.

>>14580699
I did watch a part of her stream live earlier but Takeshi's just so funny. I tried to multistream but ended up turning off Ayame anyway. Her concert was highly produced and she seems to have an actual choreography. Why can't she play League on stream anyway? It would be a perfect game for her

I don't hate Ayame, I hate her fans.

>I hate her senpaitachi
more like you hate the fact that you didn't buy any Ojoucoins. Cope and seethe

at least we all acknowledge that ayame only good for a pump and dump.

>>14581499
NTA, but I buy exactly the amount it takes to pump & dump her, which is very true to life.

Why is it that everytime the whore poster shows up the thread goes to absolute shit?

>Insert bait here
Even I, the schizo, get tired sometimes...

it's not my fault that you didn't listen to my warnings. Now only bad luck and lost opportunities will come to you

Don't believe him, I am the schizo. Reset when?

>>14582135
Hold on a minute, that can't be right. I'm the schizo! Aggiecord hate!

>>14582135
>>14582148
That's impossible, I am the schizo. Avatarfagging is killing the thread.

NO IM THE SCHIZO

>>14582233
I fucking hate cucks

>>14582290
>>14582233
>not a member

What's the point of me being a schizo if you don't recognize me as the schizo? I'm KoroneSuki btw.

What the fuck? I'm the schizo, and I'm Polka's Husband.

I slurp ink

>>14582635
Based.

>>14582436
Why members-only though? Does she has that many antis?

>>14582691
Kys esl

>>14582769
I DIDN’T MAKE ANY GRAMMAR MISTAKE

>>14582691
>you want to call me a whore? That'll be 5$

>>14582929
Read it again

>>14582929
Did you mean: "I didn't make any grammar mistakes"?

>>14573957
>IRL Jong for instance has some people trying to never sort their hands for the sole reason of preventing others to judge their hands by the position of the discard
I was pretty surprised nobody was bothering with this in any of the games I've watched, it's very common in other games.

>>14583636
I try to at least shuffle the different suits around from game to game and have my to be discarded tile somewhere in the middle by the time it goes out. All the while not going out of my way to spend time on that shit when it's my turn because that's rude.

>>14583769
When my hand is shitty and going nowhere, I like to pretend that I incorporated a tile I drew into my hand while discarding the very same tile from my hand.

>>14580923
>Why can't she play League on stream anyway?
Because Riot is owned directly by Tencent and League is really popular in China. I'm not sure how they got away with playing Pokemon Unite for as long as they did.

>>14583878
They can play Valorant just fine though.

Ohhh I need to shit

>>14584056
I don't think Valorant is nearly as popular in China as League, but I could be wrong.

post 'em

>>14584433

>>14584433
Today was almost red somehow.

>>14584433

>>14584433
holy shit

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 21)
>Gura :: $10,002.63
>Calliope :: $10,002.47
>Kronii :: $10,000.88

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 40)
>Amelia :: -$11,038.81
>Fubuki :: -$11,032.94
>Kiara :: -$8,053.11

Overall Average Adjustment is -$385.71
Average Upward Adjustment is $3,059.53
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,194.46

Don't get baited, pick up stuff you need, and see you in 10 hours.

>>14584433

>>14584666
>Applause 666 get on the green Mori day
Fucking deadbeats I swear

Holy shit, my man Applause is playing the piano, but who are the backup dancer deadbeats?

Now 1b has reached the top 50

>>14584433
Kinda just crabbed today. Pretty sure Mori and Mel saved me.

>>14584844
Triangle and Cypher

>>14584433

>>14584871
But Cypher isn't a deadbeat...

>>14584887
It's a well-paying gig.

call me retarded

>>14584805
I'm waiting for the crash tomorrow
how did you know it was me...

>>14584433

>>14584887
Then why he is the mori crown?

>>14584433

>>14584887
A crypto deadbeat

>>14584937
forgot pic

>>14584938
you posted it in the aggie you idiot

Someone gave Uto a gun wtf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv-0S_g3sew

>>14584936
That's fair, Cypher would do anything for money

>>14585024
Nabi gave Uto and Ame both guns at about the same time. They wanted one.

>>14585024
She has a few of them bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BSSJi-sHh8

>>14584983
>5x roboco
idiot

>>14584983
your are retarded

>>14584937
you're retarded

>>14584983
Are you a robosa

>>14585249
he just saw big red and thought it would go well with window licking

>>14584983
>1x sana
but why?

I'm going to fucking lose it

>>14585330
I NEED TO SAVE HIM

>>14585330
where's the problem?

>>14585364
>abajoe

>>14585330
JOE NOOOOOOO

>>14585330
you just finishing trekkin you motherfucker

>>14585266
>>14584983
>big red
>5x roboco
>0x ame

>>14584937

>>14585380
c'mon now he's just being funny

>>14584433

>>14585405
But what if he isn't?

how about now?

>>14585405
Haha yeah guys it's just a joke
JOEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Good morning, I am buying Towa.
1billion kusa

joe please... just wait another week at least...

JOE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>14584983
>5x Roboco
Based

>>14585330
>christmas season about to start
>i'll get to spend time with my nasfaq bros
>maybe new years too
>Joe fucking ropes
There is no gosling pic strong enough to describe what I'm feeling right now

>>14585522

>>14585405
>joe
>funny

>>14585405
funni haha
JOE NUOOOOOOO