/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

i once dreamed i was working in a brothel. ayame was there too, she was wearing a very beautiful furisode. i don't even watch ayame...

>>14555403
>be me
>playing whatever game on my pc
>Matsuri is hovering right behind me
>get fed up with her silent staring
>shove her out of my room and lock the door
>go back to playing
>she comes back through my window
>starts watching me playing again
>shove her right back out
>both the windows and the door are now locked
>go back to playing (again)
>she teleports behind me
I don't remember what happened afterwards.

>>14556566
You got raped in your dream, anon

>>14555403
The other night I dreamt that I was playing MC with JP Holo's, I died from falling and Pekora laughed at me while Sora expressed concern, that's all I remember

I had a dream with Gura, we went to McDonald's and played some video games after. It was nice.

>>14556904
Sounds comfy as all hell. Lucky you

>>14555403
Had a few
>Sex with Gura
>Ame, Gura, Ina and I as soldiers in a weird post-apocalyptic war
>Rap battle with I think, Bae and IRyS (last night)

>>14555403
yeah i dream bout pekora, shes flirting with random guy somehow so i beat the guy, pekora watch me and i think im hero, i dont remember next

I had a dre that Ame was getting married to someone she clearly didn't want to be with, but she was doing so out of some obligation. My friend (he loves Ame) and I somehow knew where and when the wedding was, so we were on a mission to stop the wedding. We failed. My friend was absolutely devasted, and even though Ame isn't my oshi, I felt so bad for her. It was such a vivid dream that when I woke up it took several minutes to realize it wasn't real.

>>14557193
Sounds like the plot to a movie

>>14555403
I've had a few:
>Roboco came to my 10th birthday presenting herself as an old friend
>Mio fucking died on a car accident and it caused a lot of breaks and graduations
>Coco somehow came back but there was no one to receive her anymore
>Matsuri graduated and it made global news

>>14555403
All of my dreams are related to Mori. I don't even watch Mori but there she is living rent free in my head

>>14556949
It really was, and totally random. Haven't had any other dreams like it since.

I had a dream that I was apart of a huge battle royale style event which took place in a gigantic swimming pool. Everyone got an inflatable boat, water bombs and water pistols filled with colored water, and those pool noodles as weapons. The rules were that you lose if you fall into the water.
People quickly made alliances and so there were fleets floating around everywhere. For some reason Korone was one of the participants. I remember I tried to impress her so I rushed a fleet, took down 3 boats and threw their captain in the water before a wave knocked me off and then Korone laughed at me.

>>14557633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qAnVo_LwoE

>>14555403
Take the meds

>>14556614
Nothing personnel kid

>>14555403
I had a dream about Kronii once, she reminded me of a lesbian friend I once had who was a total bro

I was dreaming of a plane flight to the Falklands but the dream got interrupted by me fucking Mio. She only had her sweater on and her legs were over my shoulders. Then it went back to the plane flight.
It's weird because that's not the position or kind of clothing I would have preferred but I'll take what I can get I guess

>>14556441
what's a furisode??

>>14561848
It's one of those kimonos with the long sleeves that hang down.

>>14555403
I once dreamt that Pekora still had trauma because she was a rape victim

I once dreamed that I was holding Korone's hands ... and then she held my hand tighter and smiled at me.

>>14555403

I've got one, but it's kinda lewd and I don't know how to censor the words, will post if someone tells me how to censor the words

>>14562929
Well if you want to say a dirty word like pussy, you can say p*ssy instead and people will understand.

Mine was kinda weird because it was me and a bunch of friends riding around in a car and for some reason Pekora was just there too. Considering this was buddies ive had since we were kids in the 90s it was a little out there

She's not my oshi but my latest chuuba dream was with Coco. I was sitting across from her in a cafetiria and she gives me this weird smirking/lusty look and she started rubbing my junk with her foot. I don't even have a foot fetish but that was one of my top ten favorite dreams.

>>14555403
I had a dream that had Shizurin beating up clippers with a baseball bat for taking shit out of context but that was about it.

>>14555403
>Have a dream where people were competing in a Hololive lottery
>Reward? Spend 24 hours with A specific girl
>Somehow win both Gura and Fauna (Fauna I get since I'm membered to her, but Gura was a completely random choice)
>Only rule is no Sexual Intercourse
>9:00 a.m. the next day, be out with the girls
>Do normal date things like walking through park, going out to lunch, going to Amusement Park
>Girls genuinely enjoying the time with me as they were afraid they would have to do very questionable things
>It gets late, around 10:30 pm
>Getting ready for bed
>Hear Gura giggling and Fauna making cute, embarrassed noises
>Turn to Door and see Gura peeking while Fauna has her hands covering her face
>*chastising Gura and Fauna for peeking, even though I was okay with them looking*
>Gura: "Hey, if your so upset about being seen naked why not look at us? I'd even let ya Jerk off to me if Ya promise not to get your c*m on me"
>wut.jpg
>Ask her if she's serious
>"What, you a p*ssy?"
>Slightly annoyed at her cheekiness, I tell her to prove she's not the p*ssy
>Get a nice view of her stripping, and at the end she's spreading her legs, smugly smiling
>"Boom Baby, and remember, no Touching"
>Fauna is bright red at this point
>"Fauna, you strip too" I snap, the horniness slowly getting over my sense of decency
>Fauna is shocked, but slowly begins stripping too
>Not even showing any of the good bits but already Fully erect and twitching
>Finally see Fauna's tits and instantly start rubbing one out
>Gura chuckles but I don't care
>Fauna Bends over as the only thing left between her delectable p*ssy/butt is her panties
>soclose.jpg
>Wake up
>Tear as I never got to See Fauna's P*ssy

tl;dr
Win date with Gura and Fauna, at end they strip, but wake up before Fauna's p*ssy is shown

>>14563079
Maybe one of your friends is Pekora in disguise?

>>14563112
This picture reminds me, Kanata was telling a story about Coco the other day, where Kanata was just chilling in the tub and Coco sits down next to the tub to talk to her, then right in the middle of the conversation Coco rips one of the loudest, nastiest farts Kanata has ever smelled. Not really related to dreams but I wanted to tell someone about it.

Never had a vtoba dream, but once had to leave my pc on overnight because downloading large game over potato internet

put on the Reine stream as BG noise instead of music on my phone like i usually do. The voice in my head when i had thoughts was Reine's which was kinda cool.

idk sounds kinda schizo rereading it but it wasn't really eventful

didn't have any dreams r

>>14564959
This sounds weird, I've never had my internal monologue's voice affected by listening to someone else. It's my voice. Maybe you're one of those people with a brain defect or something.

>>14555403
>>14560816
No don't

I had an incredibly vivid dream where I was snorting farts straight out of Choco-senseis butthole.
Consequently farts and general stink are now on my fetish list.
Imagine your brain just deciding it is into that shit overnight.

>>14555403
I was Goro Majima from Yakuza and was performing Ai-Mai Chocolate with Watame in a concert.

>>14566201
WOW OH! WOW OH OH

>>14555403
I've only had a dream about one vtuber. When the dream began I was walking down a long train platform. There were no trains on the rails, no signs lit up and no other people around. It was nighttime but I could see clearly in the moonlight. I walked for a few minutes in search of other people to meet or things to do in this dream. I looked to either side for a while as I walked, and eventually I turned to one side to see that Marine was walking with me. She held onto my arm and confided her troubles in me as we walked together down the train platform. I told her about my past as well, and eventually we sat down on a bench with each other. The moon shone brightly overhead and we just sat there for a while as I held her. And then I woke up! Hooray!

>>14563009
I will be speaking with the superintendent about this post.

>>14555403
I nutted on noels cow tits.

>>14566338
Also, can anyone who played Yakuza explain why Majima has a picture of a sperm on his eyepatch?

I just had a kino dream about Ina in a sort of steampunk setting where she was still an anonymous vtuber I was watching while doing military service.
I was going to earn a fuckton of money so I could propose when I made it.
Then she decided to basically graduate to pursue her artist dreams and everyone was heartbroken.
Then I tried calling her and found out that her patron dropped her and she can't have funding for her project so I went "Fuck it then, I'll get her the money, how much do I need, two million? Six million?" as the guy on the phone told me I'm crazy
But THEN Poland invaded and before hopping into my super tank I wrote her an NFT(??) letter saying how I'm going to die, but even in death will always love You, always Yours, Me.

>>14567483
>anonymous vtuber
What did he meant by this?

Yes, I had one where Miko was my girlfriend...why did I wake up?

>>14567483
Poland invaded? Don't they usually get invaded?

>>14555403
I once dreamed that I somehow knew my oshi was going on a boat trip abroad for a holiday and decided to go along on the same trip with the objective of catching her attention.
It worked and she began to show an interest, eventually leading to interaction and an invite to a date - only for me to be rudely awoken by a dumbass before anything occurred.
My dreams are rarely pleasant so to be woken up from it made me feel very bitter.

>>14555403
Pikamee appeared in one of my dreams a few weeks ago, not in her vtuber form but irl, or at least how I imagine her looks like. She's the only part I remember from that dream.

Like two months ago I had a dream where I was watching a Gura stream and a bunch of people in chat were debating whether or not Gura farts. Some guy said something to the effect of "Of course Gura doesn't fart. Are you guys crazy?" which Gura saw and read out loud, and she was like "Sorry to burst your bubble, but everyone farts. In fact..." and then there was a sound like she was shifting her mic around and then there was a really loud fart noise and the chat filled up with pog emotes.

>>14565330
>take meds
>lose ability to dream about hugging Ina
Seems like a lose-lose to me.

I went shopping with Pekora once. It was nice

>>14555403
y u no squish her tentacle bangs gently?

I headpatted Nene in a dream I had much earlier this year. It was just a passing moment in a much longer dream that I can't recall anything else from, but there was a part of the dream where Nene was with me for a moment, and I patted her head and went my separate way to do whatever else I was doing in the dream. I don't even watch Nene that much so it was weird it was her, but it was still nice and very cute and I still think about it time to time.

Had a dream last night with two of them.
I met Uto at a friends gathering and invited her to a movie date which she accepted. We both went to the cinema the next day to watch something I don't remember..
Weird shit happened and then I was back in high school and somehow Bora was my classmate. She was really down because a teacher was bullying her so I tried to cheer her up and she was really grateful to me after the advice I gave and we hugged.
It was cute.

>>14570520
Didn't she just graduate? Did you advise her to graduate? Was it you?

>>14570989
>NtiasaahMlgtudAIlttamJsrtItyhIbtpoba
Yep. He got me. He sure got me good.

>>14555403
Had a dream once where I took the EN girls to Disneyland. Gura was bouncing around excited, Ina was happy to see everyone, and Calli kept acting like Disneyland was lame when she obviously was loving it.

The dream ended when I bought them all dole whip floats after they built their lightsabers.

>>14569616
chumbraps...

>>14555403
Bless your kind soul anon.

>>14571740
word, not letter

>>14566633
holy based

I had a dream about fucking Suisei and it was hot as fuck. Weird part was at that I hadn't even watched any of her streams at that point.

Is it weird to talk to people about something that "someone I know" did without telling them that the person is a vtuber and not someone who knows me? I mean if the story is relevant to the conversation all that really matters is that I know it, doesn't it?

>>14573134
No, that is bizarre behavior anon. You are lying because you don't actually know the person behind the avatar. You can only reference this made-up person you know so many times before you have to lie more to cement them as a person you actually know. You could say "a streamer I watch" instead.

>>14555403
I had a dream that my dog was making loud Korone sounds, then I smacked the dog with a stick and went back to just barking. That's it. I knew it was Korone because she likes to scream at everything.

I had a dream where I went on a date with Subaru's roommate. Idk why but my dream self knows for sure that it's subaru, and she herself said that she's subaru. Sadly I can't remember how her face looks like right now. She wore a black sweater and long red skirt and have waist long hair similar to her newer outfit. We talk a lot and ate in a cafe, and went for a walk in a park I've never been to before. It was a pretty wholesome dream.

>>14573210
But then I'd have to explain what a streamer is. It's not like they're ever going to meet this person.

>>14573311
I think explaining what a streamer is would be easier than inventing a false relationship with someone, but what do I know. How well do you know this person that you are spinning yarns about a vtuber to? What is the context for these interactions? And why are we talking about this in the vtuber dream thread?

>>14555403
I've had two different dreams before, both of which are among my favorites for Vtubers. The most recent was Ollie trying to reload a flintlock pistol but being too much of a zoomer to properly pay attention enough to do it. The other one was just enjoying a quick date with a slightly chubby Mori where we got crepes. Definitely a sad time after waking up after either of them.

For some reason I haven't been dreaming anything much at all lately, but taking a look at my dream diary, exactly a year ago I had a very vivid dream. I got hired as some kind of stage hand for Hololive. On my first day there was a concert. I was mostly needed before and after the show, so the dream began when I was standing on the side of the stage watching the performance. Closest to me stood Suisei and after her Sora, and then three other Holos, though I had forgotten who exactly.

For some reason this concert was the first time they wouldn't be using 3D but rather the chuubas were performing while cosplaying their characters. I was somewhat dissappointed at this, because I had the idea that Suisei in particular and probably some others also appreciated the anonymity granted by their anime faces and wondered if this made even any financial sense. On the other hand, I was surprised at how pretty they all were. I had expected to find if not outright cave trolls then at least mediocre looks behind the avatars, but Sora and Suisei were outright the most beautiful women I had ever seen and the others had nothing to be ashamed of while standing next to those two. I spent most of the show lazily pondering which one was prettier fully cognizant of the fact that there really was no point ranking them before settling on Suisei. That said, there was this weird effect where their faces were overlaid with Live2D's that occasionally flickered on and off, but during the dream I didn't really pay attention to that.

They had little comedy skits between the songs during one of which they made fun of how Suisei can't do squats (https://files.catbox.moe/bsmlpr.webm was fairly new at the time). She did seem the stiffest during their dance numbers. When the show was over, the other three quickly scuttled off, but Sora turned to have a little small talk with Suisei. As I stood quite close, I could overhear Suisei complaining about how sweaty she was and how she was in too much of a hurry to take a shower, because she was due for another live concert at another venue the same night.

At any rate, she declared, she had to change her clothes, because it would be extremely embarrassing for an idol to be seen in two different shows wearing the same outfit. And so she fell into one of the smoothest backwards rolls I've ever seen and with a single movement of her right arm pulled off her orange tights while her legs were in the air and then she was back up on her feet again, unbuttoning her jacket. I was thoroughly confused as to why she would fake clumsiness in dance performances if she could instead show off her evidently high tier acrobatics. At this point I realized I was staring at a woman undressing and remembered I have work to do, so I turned around and completely blanked out as to what exactly it was I was supposed to be doing. Instead I wondered how I got hired, since I have exactly zero relevant experience. Also, the camera was still running and I was panicking about that, since there were no avatars this time and so the viewers would be seeing her undressing. I didin't remember how exactly after waking up, but I was assured by someone that it's okay and it's not actually running despite the recording light burning bright red. I shot some suspicious glances at the camera crew who were standing in a ring chatting, thinking that while it might not broadcast, who's to say they're not recording something for their own use?

As I was taking a look around to see if I could find my foreman, Suisei was calling for her manager to bring a change of clothes. As the manager seemed to have momentarily disappeared, she ended up thinking aloud whether she should not in fact take a quick shower because she was so sweaty it was disgusting, not to mention clean clothes on sweaty skin is just wrong. Hearing her talk, I naturally glanced at her direction and saw her standing in her underwear in the middle of the stage. What drew my attention was her alabaster skin contrasting most vividly with dozens if not hundreds of angry red zits covering her entire torso so much so it looked like she had measles or something. I stared in shock, and took my sweet time figuring out this is probably the second worst case of acne I've ever seen. Eventually I came to and slid my eyes upwards – to meet a stern unflinching gaze silently screaming "I am the Pride of Hololive, one word from me and you're out of job" and I wound up waking up from the shock as thoughts such as "Suisei hates me now," "I could honestly say I was just staring at her zits, but isn't that just digging my own grave in a different spot," "Can I even cancel my new apartment on such a short notice" and "How ever am I going to explain to mum I was fired for sexual harassment on my first day" crisscrossed my mind.

>>14573647
Great read. The zits were so out of left field

>>14573647
*stare*

My girlfriend woke up hopping mad at me because she had a dream that we were classmates but that I was cheating on her with Haachama. She doesn't even watch Hololive.

The only dream I remember having was about Kiara. I've posted it in one of these threads before. We were on a date and went to see a movie in a movie theatre. During the movie she kept talking loudly because she was streaming her reaction to the movie. Everyone in the theatre was annoyed by her and it was embarrassing. I tried to ask her to stop but she wouldn't. After the movie was over she just acted all smug at me and said "what was it like having a one of a kind experience." I don't remember anything else about the dream.

>>14574406
How does she know who Haachama is?

>>14555403
Saruei kept bugging me for money to buy her icecream. I haven't given her a cent, is this some french marketing sorcery?

>>14574825
That sounds cute actually.

>>14574742
Lmfao

>>14573647
>"I am the Pride of Hololive, one word from me and you're out of job"
Lol even in a dream Suisei has way too high an opinion of herself.

>>14574865
No, it wasn't, It was her pressuring me, trying to bully/guilt me into it.She was being her usual bitchy self.

I had a dream that Gura's school principal phoned me to tell me I had to come pick her up from school because she had come to school wearing a skirt and no panties. I was mad because this wasn't the first time she had done this, and as I was driving her home I was lecturing her about how she can't keep doing this because I have to leave work to pick her up. She just kept grumbling about how she's an adult and can make her own decisions and saying things like "you know I learn better from being spanked" but it was just making me more angry.

>>14575183
Chumpedos repressed desires to molest children making its way to the surface..

>>14555403
Ever since Hololive have had their 3D i've had "3D" dreams about them similar to the Cinderella Switches but instead of neutral colored avatar it is actually me.

My last one had me in a room with what I think was gen 1, I get up to Aki and bring her an image I create, she like this, I also speak to her in my N5 Japanese and she responds back in English, Just before my 3mins is up I literally "flex" for her and she says "Ooh Muki" and JUMPS into my arms, I freakout for like an atto sec wonder if it'll make the other simps jealous and decide to play it off by parading her around the room. I sit her back into her greeting chair and more on to the next gen 1 member dream ends.

She's not even my favorite I haven't been able to watch her ever since EN was a thing and she changed her streaming schedule.

Every time I have dreams about Hololive it's their fucking MMD models even though I know what like 90% of them all looks like, i'm not complaining but my brain not being able to make an "3D" version of me is so offputting aesthetically in the worlds that get created when I dream of them.

I think it's interesting that some of us see them as MMD models, some as regularly dressed women and some as cosplayers.
I'm >>14566359 and she wasn't in a costume or anything, just dressed normally.

>>14575404
I see them as anime, but real.

>>14575316
>I freakout for like an atto sec

>>14575146
You don't understand. She's French.

>>14555403
Fucking happened to me, don't even watch Fauna ,but that one time listened to her one asmr vocaroo /here/.

>>14555403
>playing soccer with friends
>make a great run along the side
>cross it into the box
>Luna in the box
>only has to tap it in
>kicks it extremely wide
>I do a "Oh you!" hands on the hip pose
>Luna, Roboco and I then spent a good while searching for the ball

>>14555403
Yes, but it was weird and I'm still confused
>I'm living in a holive sharehouse
>going to the kitchen to get some grub, Ina is making food with an apron
>I start feeling aroused
>suddenly I wake up with my dick inside the anus of a Canadian furry vtuber that I met yesterday while discussing the French language
>it might have been a male
>and then I actually wake up
It's all so blurry, I don't even like furries or traps

>>14555403
I omce dreamt I was on a motorcycle with Aki under the rain on a mountain road but fell at a sharp corner and ended up rolling down the mountain and into the freezing cold river

Had one about Ironmouse once. Kinda inevitable when she spents an entire horny stream talking about her kinks and they're a perfect match for my own.

As you can guess, it was a very horny dream

I've dreamed about my oshi's roommate.
>got back from work
>she's preparing everything to start streaming
>'hey anon what should we eat?'
>talk about it for a while, then i go out to buy something
>came back, start cooking while i hear her stream in the background
>i go to bring her the food
>'wait a second guys!' mutes
>'thank you anon! i love you' then she hugs me and gives me a kiss
I've been more depressed since i've had that dream

Wait, you all can remember your dreams?

>>14555403
Yeah, a few weeks ago I had a very vivid dream about getting into a wild drunk fight with Tomoe in some kind of pub

>>14583021
A lot of them yeah, it helps of you talk to someone about it just as you wake up, because you'll forget more details as the time passes

>>14555403
Yes, but for some reason it was about Pekora and Miko. I don't even watch them outside clips.
No dreams with my oshi though

>>14583021
The most vibrant of them, yes

>>14555403
I dreamt I strangled Ina until she complied
I have no idea what I asked for, but she did it.
I felt bad about dreaming that at first, but some days later she started talking shit about her audience, so I feel meh now

>>14583204
Must be nice having your life together that you can dream about strangling an anime girl.

I've had two:
>See Flare
>She's wearing a new outfit, a cute soccer uniform, red shirt with white shorts
>Try to communicate in broken japanese that she is very cute
>She laughs and says thank you in english (but with her usual accent)

>Be walking along a dirt road with Botan
>We walk for a while until we reach a small fair with stalls and rides
>It's dark and only lit by the light of the stalls
>I grab her hand to stop us getting separated
>I pull her towards me and kiss her
>she kisses me back

>>14583364
Ngl it does feel good, looking forward for more chooba dreams

>>14583369
The important question is, was Botan taller than you in this dream?

>Getting dressed, assuming I was alone I left the door unlocked
>My sister suddenly comes home and brings her friend Selen
>Instead of going straight to my sisters' room Selen opens up my door
>She caught me completely naked, my flaccid cock exposed to her.
>"OOOOHHHH MY GODDD ANON???"
>I was about to piss myself, if she told my sister she would use this against me for the rest of my life
>Suddenly, she locked the door, walked towards me and started poking my dick with her scaly black hand
>"Its a bit small isn't it??" She started blowing air on my cock
>My dick shot up in an instant, fully erect hitting her in the face
>"HAHAHAHAA YOU ARE SUCH A PERV DUDE"
>"I am so recording this, dude you are seriously fucked up BAHAHAHA"
>I start crying, pleading for her to not do anything
>She smiled innocently. "Okay.... only if you become my slave"

>>14584168
we were about the same height as far as I remember, but in reality I would be taller than her.

I dreamt I was Calli last night. I don't even watch her...

>>14555403
I dreamt about Flare last night funny enough but there was a lot of nonsense going on. High school shit even though it was a decade ago, travelling by bus even though I hate that and a city that was supposed to be mine but was clearly Spain so I can't really remember why she was part of it.

I dreamt about meeting Watame in a park, her new song had just released so I congratulated her on it
She thanked me, then we sat on a bench and had a very nice chat about this and that
She then let me sleep with my head on her lap while she caressed my hair

After that, there suddenly was an Hololive parade with fancy decorated carts, I was on Watame's cart playing a trumpet

Watame is not even my oshi but it was a pleasant dream

>>14555403
I had a dream Mori accidentally not only showed her real face on stream, but her tits too. It wasn't even a horny dream I just felt horrible for her

>>14585286
Were her ties nice at least

>>14585361
Oh they were amazing

>>14584291
That's interesting. It's similar for me, in real life I'm like a foot taller than her but since I perceive her as "tall", whenever I imagine her I end up imagining her as taller than me. It's interesting how perception works like that.

>>14584197
I'm sending this to Selen immediately.

TITS

>>14580811
https://youtu.be/jdwheb0JkKU

>>14583021
Yep, I can lucid dream pretty consistently too. The only times I don't remember my dreams is if I got stoned or drunk before bed

>>14588487
Nice...
I'm not even going to beat around the bush, anon. How many times have you used lucid dreaming to fuck your oshi?

>>14588552
I haven't before, actually. I usually just go with whatever dream my subconscious cooked up for me but with total awareness that I'm in a dream. When I choose what I want to do with my dreams I usually end up just flying over the ocean, which is amazing. I love having a human brain sometimes.

Basically mine played out like an anime episode

Coco, Kanata, Suisei, and Rushia are all packing their shit in a hurry. Apparently the holohouse location was leaked and so they had to move out ASAP.

Problem was that apparently Cover was still too incompetent and then they found out that management still haven't found them a new apartment. Kanata panics and wondered where will they go.

Coco: "...I know a place."

Next scene is me at home, opening the door and finding the 4 of them. Apparently I knew Coco for some reason, and my house was big enough for them to move in temporarily. Suisei wasn't thrilled about having to live in a guy's house, but knew they had no choice. Kanata and Rushia were fine with it though.

Last part I remember before waking up was that I only had one gaming room good enough for streaming so they all had to take turns.

I didn't really bother them too much, and just told them to clean up after themselves and don't touch my stuff.

I've had 2 dreams that included a vtuber but only very briefly. In the first one I was at some house party, got drunk and was flirting with a girl, we start getting horny and went to a bedroom, snuggle on the bed a little and suddenly I see Finana peeking over the edge of the bed with an excited look on her face. I don't even watch her streams.
In the other dream I was playing some FPS with Gura but nothing else happened.

>>14555403
Had a kinda horny dream where I was hugging Watame.
She was really fluffy, warm and smelled good, so I got the hardest erection of my life and my dick went right between her thighs. We both got a bit embarrassed and I don't remember what happened after that, it's been a while.

She's not even my oshi, but it was really nice.

I've had a couple but only one that i remember really well. I was in my room having a casual house party with my friends playing some drinking game. But Haachama is there, It didn't look like her roommate but her 3d model. She was speaking japanese and english interchangeably, me and my friends just magically understood it. The game we are playing involves doing some embrassing thing after you take a shot if you lose. The strangest thing about the dream is just chama bantering with me and my friends for a few rounds of this game like she had known us for years, doing the cute giggle of hers and cracking jokes. something with the game i don't remember happens but the important thing is haachama has to tease me. She gets on my lap and puts her arms around me and smiles before pushing me onto my back and doing that hentai pose where they are ontop of you and putting one of their hands on your chest. I can never remember dialoge from dreams but she said something cute and bratty before undoing a couple buttons on her top. She then leant in and whispered in my ear before giving me a kiss that shocked me awake. This happened the day after the "indefinite hiatus" so was basically thinking about chammers from the moment i woke up to the moment i went to bed. I only have dreams about vtubers when i can't get them out of my head so they are kinda rare. Anyway that's favorite vtuber dream desu

>>14595351
forgot image, the pose she made was like this with a hand on my chest

I dreamed about seeing Mori's roommate at starbucks, and I was working there so when she came up and order I wrote "dad" on her cup instead of her name

>>14555403
I dreamt that Mori held me up by the scruff of my shirt and flipped me onto on my bedroom bed and started making out with me. She was like 6ft tall and was wearing her baseball cap outfit

>>14595538
lucky motherfucker

How do I dream bros?

>>14597908
Keep a regular sleep schedule. Dream journaling can also help you remember dreams more easily.

Yes, I keep dreaming about Hakos Baelz and she's fucking up my sleep. I keep waking completely dead inside. She's not even my oshi.

Last night I dreamt that Moona told me in person that she fucked dozens of dogs in a row, alternating between holes, hands, and feet as they got worn out. Not kidding.

>>14564180
That Gura is actually so in character

I once dreamt of the Shin Getter Robo and Gaogaigar appearing in the Hololive world for some reason

I got teased by coco in a dream. I stopped watching asacoco after that.

>>14588077
Oh shit

>>14597927
My schedule is all over the place and I still dream just fine. Is that really the key?

>>14604154
It helps me and several other people, at least. Aside from that and journaling the only other advice I can give is to always go to bed sober

>>14604268
Oh yeah, I never drink so perhaps that's what's really helping me.

>>14604349
That's kinda what I suspected. Good on you

>woke up
>put on slippers and went downstairs
>walk into the kitchen
>someone hands me a cup of coffee
>sit down at the table and take a sip
>dog walks in barking happily
>someone "awoooos"
>look up
>Mio is making breakfast
>we're wearing matching pajamas
Then I woke up with my hand in the same cup holding position. I felt like shit and stayed in bed until my dog gave me a hug.

>>14557193
I just had a dream that there was this tiny restaurant in Pismo Beach called "Totsumachi" and it had a bunch of Tekken machines in it, and in the dream I'd been going there for a while and suddenly found out it's a world famous restaurant. So I woke up thinking "Oh cool, so that restaurant we went to is famous, I've got to tell someone about that" before I realized that even though I've been to Pismo Beach that this restaurant doesn't actually exist. It's weird how dreams can follow you into reality sometimes. There was an actual arcade in the place where I imagined the restaurant being, so maybe that's where my mind got it. Not really related to vtubers aside from the restaurant inexplicably being named Totsumachi but I figured I'd bring it up anyway. There was also a part where Woody Harrelson saved me from a serial killer by shooting him in the back when he wasn't looking.

>>14604154
>>14597908
Depends on the person. Basically foregoing night sleep and taking a couple of naps during the day instead had me dreaming so much I didnt want to sleep anymore (and actually avoided sleeping as much as I could). One long night of sleep makes me dream towards the end of the cycle mostly, like 8 hours in.
Also waking up after 5-6 hours then going back to sleep seems to make me dream more often.
>inb4 but you're always having dreams
And I cant remember shit unless certain conditions are met.

>>14604584
>>someone "awoooos"
>>look up
>>Mio is making breakfast
You really had a dream that Mio said "awooo"?

I dreamt that I was on my bed. Paralysed.

Ui-mama was next to me, smiling.

"I see you drank the drug I put in your drink."

I'm confused.

"You see, I have a secret, sadistic side, anon."

"I keep reading the Ui rape threads on /vt/, and I love them... but they get one thing wrong."

She smiles at me again, sweetly, then lifts up her dress, revealing the massive strapon she's wearing.

"I'm into reverse rape, anon."

>>14604949
She went through all the trouble of drugging you and she couldn't be bothered to learn your name?

Nothing but love for my fellow touch-starved /vt/ brothers and sisters.

I had a dream. I woke up from it about two minutes ago, so it's still fresh on my mind. And I don't like it. So, I'm on Discord rather frequently, tell me "go back" if yo want. I had a dream that I managed to get close enough to several of the girls in Lazulight and Obdydia to run a game of Dungeons and Dragons for them. I wasn't streaming it myself, and they weren't either. It was for fun. Everything was set up for a session zero.

But they started telling me how excited they were to finally be able to play this game and I started feeling this anxiety and pressure building. These are all my favorite entertainers. What if I fucked this up? It was Elira, Selen, and... Rosemi, I think? Finally, we get around to playing in voice chat, and they're all asking questions and shit, like newcomers of the game would. My anxiety started to build and build until it swallowed me whole. I remember walking them through the concept of the campaign. I don't know what it was that set me off, think it was one of the girls prodding me about something personal, but I, uh, had a menhera breakdown in my dream, screamed at all of them and told them to leave me the fuck alone. Game dissolved immediately.

After the dust settled, Rosemi reached out to check if I was okay, Selen was acting really weird and dismissive about it, and Elira refused to acknowledge my existence.

I hate this. I had this exact thing happen with friends, and I basically repeated the events, but with my favorite V-Tubers. What the fuck.

>>14609967
I guess you could say you freaked it

Well i once had a dream about me celebrating my birthday party, we had a pool party. It was me, my best friend and for some fucking reason, the all of HoloMyth were in my party too.

So the party starts and we watch something in a big cinema room, i don't remember what we watched since i had this dream a really long time ago. Also the me in my dream was like "Huh HoloMyth is here... Neat".

We then go to the pool which is pretty big and there was a big playstation controller in one part knida liek a statue, idfk why but there it was.

Calli had a bikini, Kiara too. Ina had a dress bathsuit and Gura did too. I don't remember exactly what Ame was wearing but i think it was a white shirt and brown shorts.

At one point i decide to go to the bathroom, and the bathroom was weirldy designed. So you enter the bathroom and there is a sink on the right corner, on the right wall there was a door for supplies or something. the actual toilet is on the left of the room behind a door, and the door reflects the silhouettes.

So i entered the bathroom and i didn't notice that someone was there, they didn't see me but i heard someone pissing, and because i can make out the silhouette behind the door i could tell it was kiara. I quickly left the room before they knew i was there.

And that's about all i can remember

>>14555403
Not vtuber but I had a dream of Matsuri's roommate and we had a date two nights in a row.

I keep having dreams of being a Holostar EN wizard vTuber collaborating with Hololive. I made Ollie swoon once. Also Fauna and is made at me because "I am man. Man eat meat." Gura and Bae get to sit in my lap. Gura called me Santa. Also Sana is BEEG sister because our models share the same artist. Spoiled big sister...

>>14619163
>Holostar EN wizard vTuber
I want to be this so badly.

>>14619404
I had a story as well. I was a wizard who specialized in Alchemy who became a hermit to escape warlords trying to steal my secret formulas (not too different to what I do now). I broadcast from Nowhere. And every stream I say "Hello and welcome to the broadcast from Nowhere. I am your host for today's stream." Apparrently I also give wise old wizard advice, which is common sense nobody knows anymore.

>>14619893
That rules. We're on a very similar wavelength man. Maybe keep your eyes peeled around this board next summer for a dopey Rosicrucian/Hermetic vtuber

>>14619893
that would be kino content, along with potion making stream and accidentally blowing shit up

>>14620058
Brewing potions is synthesizing illegal drugs now. Plus potions are a trade secret. I do have food cooking streams though. Also I have a cat-sized wyvern who likes to steal shiny things. Also I sing country. So I'm pretty sure my second outfit's going to be a cowboy getup.

But its all just a dream.

>>14555403
I just had a dream where I had hot passionate sex with the real Mori. The strange thing is I don't know why since I don't even watch her.

>>14620405
Couldn't you like, mix drinks and say you're brewing potions? I'm pretty sure that's legal. Absinthe is pretty much a potion as it is.

>>14620442
Bitch got BOOTY STANK!!!

>>14620492
Cooking is close enough to brewing potions if you make teas and broth. Problem is coming up with original recipes.

I've had two so far.

First was at this house party thing a lot of people but also Gura, Ame, and Kiara, and the whole time the girls at the party wouldn't let me see Ame or Gura (most I saw was their backs and they had their OG outfit's clothes), but eventually I heard Kiara's voice from across a kitchen Island and she was African black and I remember being extremely supprised

Second was at a motel with Ame where she was bullying me the whole time while playing video games and then she was ignoring me towards the end of the dream.

>>14621287
>not bullying Ame back.
You had one job.

>>14621508
I was too shy...

>>14621287
He knows too much.

I hope I have a nice dream showing Kiara the chicken farm.

>>14621544
Fair enough, it is Ame after all. You don't know what she could do to you.

I dreamed with Ina for some reason, even though she's the one I care about the least.

I’ve had three dreams, none were ever of my oshi. Two involved rape. As in me being raped by a futa mori and another by a futa selen. The last vtuber dream was one where I held hands with korone.

>>14631230
You pick some interesting people to get raped by.

>>14606477
I'm just a piece of meat to her, not a person.