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I love Reine!!!!
ATTENTION:NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT INDOG HOLOS
Chama sisters LOVE
>DST
>>1451589I do!
>>1451597Fuck off, faggot.
breed enma
Gura loves you
>>1451597Toaw...
>>1451597twat......
>>1451597twap....
I love Ame so, so, so, so, so, so, so fucking much, bros. I can't wait for the hotel ASMR stream tonight. I'm so excited!
>>1451589kill yourself
Thoughts?
>>1451597towaiting...
>>1451568>Gura only does her chores if you play pretend with herI think the mental age test is not very accurate
>>1451598I will make her bleed if she doesn't step down soon!
*casts a spell to make all evil watamages shit their pants**casts a spell to make the collab fun**casts a spell to make the announcements cool**casts a spell to fill you with the spirit of UNITY*
>>1451587
Chumates strongest race
I love Gura!
>>1451601And I, in turn, would love for Gura to collab with her mama.
Ame loves Ina! And the rest of the girls too!
>>1450923Sorry to post from another thread but I think this is the biggest schizo we've had on this board yet. Read this and take it as a precaution to not become an obsessive stalker weirdo.
>>1451597Torres...
>>1451615Where’s baqua
>>1451601I know! I love her so much, I'm still so happy about last night! She's so adorable I just want to hug her and love her forever!
>>1451544See, back on /jp/ I got called out once when using idolfag in the context you're describing so I gave up on ever finding out what it actually means.
>>1451615Okayu is Shiina's mama though...
>>1451625Based
>>1451619you said that last time and look what happened
>>1451597Today I dreamed about Towa, she was my girlfriend and she's not even my oshi... does that count as cheating?
>>1451624This is true!
>>1451611Same friend!
>>1451620*casts spell to reverse all of the effects*
How do we fix Ina>weYes, it falls on our shoulders
>>1451624What is it with the girls recognizing the Chumbuds alliances? First Ame and Chummates and then Mori with Chumbeats.
>>1451575Stream...
>>1451620*reverses all your spells into the direct opposite by using a powerful hex*
>>1451620*runs out of mana*
>>1451296What's going on over at /hlg/?
>>1451624Agreed
Thanks Ame.
>>1451649Meant to say Shion. Okayu please win already, I'm so tired.
>>1451648It's the same as seanig or falseflagger, the meaning changes to whatever fits the posters narrative
>>1451624Has anyone clipped the parts where Ame whined about wanting to sing the songs with Gura?
>>1451664I love Gura
>>145161815 is the perfect age for princesses though.
>>1451656
>>1451632That man's far too gone...
>>1451632Eh, dude seems to just be in a desperate state. I know I was the same when learning about Triangle, those months immediately after she left.
NO HAGS BEYOND THIS POINT
Ever since I found out Korone was a hag I've really stopped enjoying her content. It has this really insincere feel, like all the fun she has with her eekum bokums and so on aren't real but are instead all fake and acted.
this fat cat is monkey. Also fuck this level.
>>1451656Support
>>1451659I would chum on her beat if you catch mu drift
>>1451644Cope, Gura hates streaming and is going to give Cover the finger when her one year contract expires.
>>14516652hus sensed weakness and started a holostars raid on them
>>1451659whether you like them or hate them, chumbuds are powerful allies
>>1451685Me too!
>>1451593I love Ina too!
>>1451632Jesas
>>1451691>>1451692antihagmind
>>1451676Old and bustedhttps://youtu.be/lU7MSy6tdbY
Gen2 better have a fucking booba genie.
>>1451682https://streamable.com/vcekk8
>>1451630This is true! This is also true!
>>1451700why are ESLs the strongest artists
Why are they play don't starve together again? this game makes me bored to watch a stream..
>>1450036I always knew you niggers were Ame antis
>>1451659Sheer numbers mean that a large chunk of their fans are also going to be fans of Gura.
>>1451597what a GOD
>>1451700
>>1451703
>>1451648Being an idolfag is just supporting and cheering for someone on their journey of growth. Unicorn faggots always ruin it by thinking that means they only exist for them and no one else. Now, is it bad business to get involved with males? Absolutely. The biggest paypigs are always the ones that delude themselves into thinking they have a chance with the girl in question.
>>1451686Dont test me yugioh kidI was ancient when this world was still young
>>1451703what will cover do with her finger? give it to Korone?
>>1451630And Ina loves Ame! And the rest of her genmates, of course!
>>1451632Fucking hell.
>>1451703https://streamable.com/3kb1ow
>have to travel for my sister's wedding>going to miss the collab and holofightzthis is fucking bullshit
>>1451691>>1451692genuinely ngmi
>>1451708Heh, that's pretty funny.
>>1451703Your name has been written in the book of grudges
>>1451691Lmao get sick and stop streaming fag
>>1451597twapi....
>>1451703Ogey
>>1451723ESLchama...
>>1451733
>>1451703>He doesn't know She's literally going to stream Terraria tonight
>>1451664I'm sorry I shnorted
>>1451703Prepared to move the goalpost back another 6 more months, fag?
What does Shion's asshole taste like?
>>1451665who cares
>>1451723Because Ame has good taste and you don't
>>1451769my sperm
Wish I had any money to sc on Haachama's return.. but then again, this is probably exactly why she's doing it. I'd still donate though.
>>1451632It's clearly a shitpost
>>1451737
>>1451703Ogey.
>>1451758Well? Do you want them to play don't starve together?
>>1451773Based
>>1451648It honestly depends on the time and people you ask. Nijiniggers? They'll deride it. IRL idol fans? They'll prob say something close to what I did. Because Cover says that "if the talent says they're an idol, then they're an idol", that's the definition I choose to use in the context of this thread.Shitposters will take any and every opportunity to shitpost, though. There was that one bit between Shuba and Chicken that people in the thread/jp played up as Kiara being a creepy Pekora-obsessed menhara, then the vod released and non-schizos saw the moment for what it really was.
http://poal.me/gaev1thttp://poal.me/gaev1thttp://poal.me/gaev1t
STAY WITH MEEEEEEEE MAYONAKA NO DOOR WO TATAKIIIII
dog.
You know all things considered, I feel that today will be a good day for a collab. The threads were a little rough around the edges lately, but something tells me things will improve for the collab. At the end of the day it's a nice milestone. 6 months of HoloEN. 6 months of watching the girls grow as entertainers, open up and improve. It will be a complete blessing to watch them all have fun on DST, all while playing as themselves in-game. It will be special.I'm sure they tested their setup and made sure to prepare, since it's not only a collab, but also an announcement stream. So they will do everything in their power to have everything ready and running smoothly. As for the shitposters and falseflaggers, they will simply be drowned out by the collective amusement and joy of the stream. I really do feel it. Nothing can run the collab. After all, what's the worst that could happen?
>>1451632Not the craziest. Just the saddest and most down to earth, normal break with sanity.He isn't a truly marvelous schizo with an interesting tale. Just a lonely man with an unobtainable dream, and a lack of understanding that said dream is out of reach.In the end, what is more tragic: an awe-inspiring break from reality meeting a hard wall of truth? Or an ordinary man, alone, realizing his light of hope was never truly there?
>>1451632Apparently there's multiple men on this board who aren't trannies and would rather be Hololive members than Holostars members. But why?>>1451722
>>1451723>I don't get this game>My butt and back hurts>I want to play Terraria
>>1451760She said maybe
>>1451601>>1451644Gura only loves her members, not me. Maybe someday she'll be able to show love to mere chumbuds too.
>>1451772>Don't starve together>good tasteReally anon?
>>1451733>when I wasA YOUNG BOY
>>1451777>counter trap>against an instant spell cardAnon-chama, your TCG reps
>>1451791YOU NIGGER
SEAnig hour>Kiara antis > KFP>Ame antis < Teamates>Ina antis > Takodachis>Deadbeats > Deadbeats>Gura antis < Chumbuds>Gurame > InameEU hour>Kiara antis = KFP>Ame antis < Teamates>Ina antis < Takodachis>Deadbeats > Deadbeats >Gura antis < Chumbuds>Gurame = InameBurger hour>Kiara antis > KFP>Ame antis < Teamates>Ina antis < Takodachis>Deadbeats < Deadbeats>Gura antis = Chumbuds>Gurame < Iname
Open this link to have Noel shame you for being a pervert.https://streamable.com/wg9tq5
>>1451589Of course a teamate would post this.
>>1451812>MoriAmeOh no... KFP...
>>1451812>Mori AmeWhen?
>>1451791Oh fuck
>>1451799This is not true.
TODAY WILL BE A GOOD DAY
>>1451791*casts spell to kill all ayame posters before the curse goes off*
>>1451812>Enma catBased.
>>1451808MY FATHER
i unsubscribed to kiara
>>1451812>Apex DeadIs this true?
>>1451799>Gura only loves the people who support herYea no shit, its 5 bucks. Also gray names are associated with hordes of children and retards so I don't blame her.
>>1451812kiara ina based
>>1451691>lolis>funny meme fetish for insecure boys>cant cook>needy>will abandon you at the sight of an uglier man>hags>superior fetish>they actually do have tits>they have a bigger ass>they can cook>not needy for anything but companionship>better sex
>>1451791This is a new board, you have no powers here
>>1451823please fuck off with your self-replying tribalist shit, everyone is so tired of it
>>1451812>moriameTHEY ARE
>>1451847>>1451799All holos should only have their chats open for members
>>1451734https://twitter.com/juukandoit/status/1368481413360590850?s=20
>>1451799Maybe someday mere chumbuds will support Gura like she supports them.
>>1451787why do japs think about Gura liking old Jap pop songs?
Why does she slurp?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql4EiH4AMdA
>>1451857That was his first post in the thread, anon.
OH FUCK THERE ARE TOO MANY SPELLS.QUICK, NEGATE THE EFFECTS!
>>1451843based
>>1451816What do the arrows mean?
>>1451862Merch when.
imagine if you as a viewer could control each holo's volume levels in collabs separately (as if you were in a group call with them), like you'd hear silence followed by everyone's awkward laughter and you'd be like "ah, Kiara must have said something cringe again" and you'd just keep watching as if nothing happened, like holy shit, be honest, wouldn't you want such a feature?
>>1451863they are generally kind of confused as to why westerners like city pop
>>1451843t. deadbeat
>>1451872>destroy>not banishanon-chama, your powercreep reps...
>>1451812>gura game coco yespls
>>1451863They can't read English so most of them didn't even know that yesterday was a singing stream.
>>1451880I think I read a 5ch anti post just like this.
>>1451872It is too late watamage. The evil watamages win today
>>1451575
Make sure to eat well before the collab!
*casts a spell to make you post the lewdest Holo pic you have*
>>1451880You might be onto something here! I personally would love to mute that orange whore's shrill voice!
>>1451881same but with why they like capeshit
>>1451880stop using my oshi's wife to antipost
>>1451901I refuse to get banned before a collab, watamage
>>1451880Unironically would be a great feature for big collabs
>>1451899why did she do i- oh nevermind
Reminder that her senpais know about the pizza
*casts a spell*What did I cast? That's the fun of it all! Let's all figure that out later today!
Watching Okayu get bounced around effortlessly by a bunch of onigiri hating crocs as she's determined to pretend to beat her chest menacingly as she continues to play through DKC3.While Korone broke free of the monster gambling and has managed to go back to training her strength in order to save the world in DQ3.While Astel is off sweating his pancake ass with Meika as he's still aiming for the first Holo member to be Masters. Current Rank Diamond 3.While Temma, Aruran and Mr. Radical Man himself just can't help but have the time of their lives as they play Apex Legends together.So friends, where we at?
sheep posting is getting stale and overused
>>1451899>Gura's Live2D is unexpress-
>>1451656no, not my hat!
>>1451899OP hereIt's funny cause I made that
>>1451901Fuck... My hands... Why..
I have given 0 superchats.I subscribe to 0 hololives.I just go to the holotools thing when im free and look at whoever is interesting at the time. I also watch clips from time to time.
>>1451812>love GuraWhy yes I do!
>>1451703I will grudgepost this when she's still going strong on her one year anniversary
>>1451812>soon Okayu/HoloENCOLLAB WITH INA ONEGAI
>>1451920Anyone have the timestamp for Noel mentioning it?
>>1451926You know what would change that? Making her eyes sheep like
>>1451926ogey
>>1451913Why isn't your oshi's wife talking to HoloEN?
>>1451921*adds wild magic to the spell and changes the target to the EN collab*
>>1451933
>>1451889
>>1451933Another successful spell!
>>1451926>getting
>>1451934D A M A G E DAMAGED
>>1451913Why was Coco's old Live2D so much better? Her new one is so soulless
>>1451933Ruined by the dialogue. Write something better for her RIGHT NOW
>>1451857t. takodachi
>>1451933ABAYUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHH!
>>1451901https://files.catbox.moe/n9092k.gif https://files.catbox.moe/hechy9.gif https://files.catbox.moe/nx1hy8.gif https://files.catbox.moe/uczgu7.gif https://files.catbox.moe/ypi3pp.gif https://files.catbox.moe/rxdpz3.gif https://files.catbox.moe/lb85pm.gif https://files.catbox.moe/c887p3.gif What the fuck
>tfw watching Aruran accidentally let it slip that most people in Japan forget how to write most kanji as they get older>he then goes to say that learning to write it isn't very important as it is being able to read it or type it out, since nowadays there's actual notaries and professional writers who will take care of written documentation for you (or you just do it electronically nowadays)Shogun... don't look...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oteljbr-jUs
>>1451933Why are you guys fapping to traced art? If you really loved Gura you wouldn't be able to fap to generic loli art with her hair shooped on top
a ½ semitone pitch-shift is about as much as you can put on gura before she stops sounding like gura, but fortunately that's enough to make the keys of all three of her takes of "song of the ancients" to meet in the middle and the FFT mush sound isn't too overbearing.https://files.catbox.moe/oyqnjl.m4a
>>1451925Right here friend
>>1451967me on the left
>>1451933I'll help you plug that leak, Gura! T u T
What games do you want your oshi to play if she has permission?
>>1451967Nice.
>>1451880Imagine if Cover made their own streaming service and this was one of the features.>can independently adjust BGM volume>can raise or lower voices of individual girls>can mute game audio>don't have to put up with youtube's un-optimized chat features>can bring membership emotes across streams>maybe even include an subscription to HoloLive as a whole, $60/mo to get access to every single membership streamI know I'm replying to a rrat, but this would genuinely be a great thing to have.
>>1451967At least post the high quality ones
>>1451988Total War: Warhammer III
>>1451988I want Ame to play Katamari like she thought she would be able to, fucking Bamco
Shes built for raping isn't she?
>>1451988KOF
>>1451925Right here! How was Ayame's Papers Please?
>>1451901*casts a counter-spell to make you only post lewd pictures of Miosha*
>>1451975i mean they added the tail too, and the hair + tail on generic loli body is literally just gura so im not sure what you're trying to say
>>1451977nice, hope you do something like this with Stay With Me
>>1451988Recettear
>>1451988Show me Gura getting chainsawed in RE4.
>>1451988Koitaksu
>>1451988Ecco the Dolphin
>>1451988Serious Sam
>>1451933I NEED STINKY FISH CUNNY
Just got back from uni,did I miss anything from the previous thread?
>>1451977Nice
>>1452006She got arrested almost as soon as she started the game and had to restart her save file. After that it was...smoother than usual sailing with lots of giggles.
>>1452008YOU WITCH, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>1451988VTMB
>>1451988Resident EvilI want Gura to have her giant vampire mommy
>>1451988Commander Keen
>>1451988Ace Combat: Zero
>>1451988Metal Gear Rising
>>1451968I wonder how many centuries will pass before Japan simply adopts English
>>1451988paladins
>>1451988Botan... Dusk onegai...
>>1451988i want okayu to try more autistic building games like planet coaster. Cities skylines could also be fun.
>>1452034Ina is graduating.
>>1452001It's not (You) doing the raping though
>>1451988trails of the sky 1 2 and 3, I want her to play so bad but I don't know if is she interesting
>a bunch of irresponsible spellcasting watamages>againBEGONE WITH ALL OF YOUONCE AND FOR ALLhttps://voca.ro/1cs5F5zj9Z6r
Man if Okayu is struggling this much in DKC3 I have to wonder how badly it would filter Ame.
>>1452023Reminder that Ecco the Dolphin was partially based off of research where this occurred.
>>1452001Built for dragging anons into her melon room and having her goons rape them with serrated dildos, yes.
>>1451988AC7
>>1451589Public acts of dissent or sedition will be dealt with swiftly and decisively.
>>1452059Only if she can dig pits to hell.
>>1452048You know what I would love? Some sort of Hololive generations team deathmatch in 7's multiplayer. Give me an Ace Combat arc, PLEASE!
>>1451988barbie horse adventures
>>1452008I can't believe witches are real...
>>1451988SS13
>>1452072*casts a spell to make rratmages disappear and liberate the watamages*
>>1451988Mario Party 2-3, XCOM:EW and 2 (all dlc), Subnautica, Deus Ex, Killing floor 2, Fallout New Vegas, Slime Rancher.
>>1452048>>1452083Based
>>1451808First time I heard that song was in the credits for AMV hell...4?
>>1451933To the funny farm with youhttps://youtu.be/3Fn36l_z3WY?t=98
>>1452080god I wish that were me
>>1452077The purple water inverts controls, so I can imagine this would filter a lot of people.
>>1451988i fucking wish for a new vegas arc like the undertale arc
>>1452093Mio's milkers are looking huger than usual...
These announcements are going to be as bad as DST, I'm really hoping I'm btfo'd
>>1452008M-my hands are moving on their own...!!
Magic isn't real.
>>1452122Always have 0 expectations.
>>1452105>He wasn't here for Mori's first unarchived karaoke
>doing translated clip reps>that one SEA channel that made the Kiara x Subaru clip that /hlg/ flipped out about took it down>they put it back up with more contextBro you know it's bad when an actual unironic SEA is like "Oh sorry I didn't mean it like that Kiara"
>>1452120For raising the children of the Capcom executives she fucked
>>1452085You can do all kinds of wacky shit with the environment on cities skylines. I think she has the perfect amount of autism to enjoy it. probably.
>>1452102Some of these were given for free, they should do a Botan and just go through them since it saves money, she streamed trials days after it was given for free after all.
>>1451988Ina>Monster Hunter>Super Mario RPG>LiSA>Rabi-Ribi>Dark Souls 1 - 3>E.Y.E.>Ys 8>Valdis Stories>Momodora series>Bunny Must DieAme>FEAR series>RE2 and 3 remakes>RE4Gura>Darkwood>SubnauticaMori>Yomawari series>SSX Tricky Kiara>Gurumin>Recettear
>>1452122>DST is good>therefore the announcements will be goodbased anon
>>1452083>>1452088>>1452103>>1452048We will never get to see Friend's first reaction to Chopper...Least her AC7 playthroughs still up
>>1452131men aren't real
>>1452138What was bad about it?
>>1451589Posting this with someone who openly really likes HoloID is weird
>>1451968The youth of Japan will be writing in romaji by 2050
>>1452151She was blackmailed into that
>>1452136Anon AMV Hell 4 came out like 15 years ago or something
>>1452138Yea I tried to check it after work and it was gone. Good on him for adding more context at least.
>>1452122If this announcement is 3D then I will make and consume 『The No One』
>>1452077She can do it (with savestates)
>>1452160Oh shit I can't readGuess I'm a SEAnig now
>>1452072Okay, no mage, wizard etc can undo this one
Don't worry about the Watamages, they're cute but they don't have any real power.The collab will be fine. Nice and relaxing, nothing too insane but a nice time.
>>1451812>Cover songs pleasePLEASE
>>1451659You'd be a fool to not join the Chumbud coalition.
>>1452172fucking watch me
>>1451933UUUUUOOOOOHHHHH
>>1451880anon why do you keep bringing up kiara when no one is talking about her? i am worried about you please explain yourself
>>1452174and the announcements...?
>>1452138Just a reminder that Kiara lives rent free in /hlg/'s mind because she did what they will never do: Learn Japanese at a competent level
Something from earlier. God I love this place>>1440867>>1440918>>1441006>>1441056
>>1452156What about this one?
>>1451933UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>1452072*casts a spell to make it rain cheese on the rratmages*Hoocha!
>>1451812>cute mori ameTHEY ARE
WAH /hlgg/ I just got back from work how have the threads been?
>>1452052>>1452152How long before Japan will only know English
>>1451988They can all play Dead Space 1 and 2 no problem, but the only two people who touched a Dead Space game were Korone and Botan, and they only played Dead Space 3. They don't need permissions for that shit, but I doubt any of them will actually play through all the games.
>>1451648An idolfag is someone who wants to see the girl succeed. The specifics are different depending on every idol; the contract is set between each idol and her fans. There are general guidelines that are met, though, and for relationships, this is how I define it:An idol tends to stand alone, or with other idols only. The reason why is because they want to attract support from their audience. The audience will support her, but the social contract tends to preclude relationships. This is because of their standing alone; if someone is in a relationship, then they receive the support of their partner. That's well and good, but if you have support in that way, asking for extra support from others is seen as odd. This is why you see the expression, "I am everyone's idol." An idol sacrifices the support of one for the support of many. If you have the support of one, after all, that should be your goal fulfilled.The difference between Idolfags and Unicorns is where they understand this line. Idolfags see it as a contract. The idol draws on the support of the idolfag, but in return, the idolfags ask to be treated as equals, and for one to not be elevated over another. If the Idol chooses to leave the contract and have a relationship, then that is fine, but it also relieves the idolfag of their end of the contract. They then go on to find another who asks to enter the contract. The contract is also not retroactive; idolfags don't care about the past, only that the contract is entered into faithfully in the present. Unicorns, on the other hand, believe their contract contract be both perpetual, and exclusive. Unicorns want to be elevated above other idolfags, and be the exclusive supporter and recipient of their Idol's success. Their endgoal is to one day become that Idol's significant other. When someone exits the contract, they go insane, believing that the contract should not be theirs to exit, and that they own their Idol beyond the stage itself. They also value being their SOLE significant other; Unicorns see someone having a relationship in the past as a retroactive betrayal of their trust, as the Idol, in the Unicorn's mind, promised themselves to the Unicorn and only to them.Unicorns are rabid and retarded. Idolfags are strict about the contract, but lenient in how it takes shape. There are ones who want a very traditional, "pure" girl, but there is room for someone like Choco to be an idol, where the contract is known to end when she achieves her goals, yet idolfags are ok with that, so long as it is in good faith.
>>1451988Gura playing crusader king or hearts if iron and doing it horribly just to ser the meltdown here
>>1452186Fucking skinwalkers, man.
>>1451988I already said i want Caligula to play the Dead Space series, but other than that, i’d like to see Mori play Cave Story.
>>1452186I mean, the man is doing his reps. But also fucking why is that even a thing.
>>1452183You'll just have to wait and see.
>>1452183The cards can't tell you everything anon.
>>1452145>DarkwoodFuck I forgot about that game, that would be such a good game for Gura. Good taste anon!
>>1452193SEAnigger hour threads somehow had less antiposting than the previous threads
>>1452196How does the NO MALES policy fit into that?
>>1452186>He collects his own nailsYoshikage Kira!?!?
>>1452131Oh?https://streamable.com/co9d8c
>>1451925Ayamefriend, what's the point of watching every stream at the same time if you can't enjoy them beyond a surface level?
It's time
>>1452190STOP GURAMAGE, YOU'LL ONLY FUEL THEIR RRAT-PRODUCING ABILITIES
> Only Kiara and Ina the non 1 million ENs are hosting the anniversaryIs Gen unity something to be admired or is it leeching?
>>1451988Fallout New Vegas, Fallout 76, Knights of the Old Republic, Halo, Hotline Miami, Deus Ex and XCOM 2
>>1451988Korone already played Bishi Bashi and Klonoa. I want her to play Silhouette Mirage.
>>1452145Its honestly a crime that neither Ina or Gura got the chance to play Subnautica.
>>1451933It's been 20 minutes.
feelings?
>>1451596Pochi your ear reps....
>>1451988MoriDropsy because I want to see her go "awwwwwwww" when dropsy helps someone and then cry at the ending
>>1452196Is this the writeup I was promised yesterday? >>1452218NO MALES is mostly shitposting. But essentially its just a pre-emptive measure because the biggest unicorns (male and female alike) tend to be the biggest gachikois - If I'm remembering it right, Astel had to stop mentioning Ame because one of his schizo fujos freaked out about it in chat, or something like that.
>>1452217What an awful thing to hear. Guess I won't do my archive reps then.
>>1452229It was i all along
>>1452231depends on who had the idea, if it was Gura or Ame or Mori then it was a pure unity move
>>1451589wow haha so true fellow teamate and definitely fuck those kfp and tako losers haha damn sure is good to be a teamate
>>1452253the plot thickens...
>>1452225WHAT THE FUCKhttps://streamable.com/vv10tl
>>1452227Who says I'm not enjoying most of the streams I'm watching? The only streams I don't really watch in a bundle are ASMR and Watchalongs, otherwise I have tthe time of my life watching all of the Holos streams. And sometimes I even go back and rewwatch streams if I feel like I didn't give it much attention and missed small things. Unless it's ARK.
>>1452196berry good summary of what i thought but couldn't put into words.
Seanig schizophrenia is a powerful force indeedhttps://twitter.com/HideyoshiMikoto/status/1370304601296007170?s=20
>>1452253my cock thickens...
>>1452253Gurrat..
>>1451615I prefer this to the spoilered dumb orange ritual post
>>1452251maybe
>>1452273LOOK AT HIM GO
Did Coco reveal anything about Haachama or talk about the bugs during her bar stream?
The announcement: All of holoEN is pregnant
>>1452231What? It's on all 5 channels.
>>1452231What are you talking about?
>>1452290by me
I really really want to fuck Mori and Reine
>>1452302Based, me too
>>1452231>>1452258What the fuck is going on with you guys? It's already been said multiple times that they'll all stream their respective PoVs.https://youtu.be/16u2G57o6GEhttps://youtu.be/gKL9xv2VykMhttps://youtu.be/ouOSumKRFto
this boss feels boring as fuck
>>1452273>that danceDoes it hurt?
>>1452290Gomen minna, it was me.
>>1451933ToT
for cute happy married couplehttps://youtu.be/sH8suE4mKMU
>>1452307>At least 3 joints are bent the wrong wayProbably.
>>1452231Absolute fucking dumbfuck
>>1452273ROBERUSAMA
Guys serious-talk though: What are the chances of the announcement being relevant to Haachama?
>>14523310.3%
>>1452271I just don't know how you can somehow parse every single stream at the same time. It's like eating seven different types of food at the same time and then it all just tastes like mush.
>>1452331Less than the odds of Gura announcing a song.
>>14523310
>>1452321>Gurame nigger>Clip niggerbut why
>>1451988I just want someone to play the full Mass Effect trilogy once the remaster hits... It finally has a JP translation for PC, too... someone, onegai...
>>1452172What about an expert in breaking curses?
>>145233134.7877% chance. Nobody fucking knows.
>>1452331Don't get your hopes up.
>>1452306It lacks the energy and aggression of the other k.rools
>>1452199those games are too yab, she won't be able to play as she wants aka commiting genocide and war crimes
>Gura: Bald and muscular>Ame: Lean>Mori: Short and bearded>Kiara: Women>Ina: ?
is the 6 month special announcement going to be voice packs?
>>1452331-0.0000000000000001%
>>1452343Based Enma keeping the schizos away from HoloEN.
Watching the anya b-day stream right now. Is she singing too low or is she just bad?
>>1452331>"We've been given the honor of announcing the next Hololive English Vtuber...">it's Haachama
>>1452331Who is haachama?
>>1452331List some reasons why you would think that
>>1452331Probably nothing from them on the subject since she's not an actual generation member
>>1452362Ame's voice pack for that was released a long time ago.
That pre-rendered K. Rool skeleton looks really good
>>1452365Speaking of her b-day stream, did she do any call-ins and if so, who were the ones who called in?
>>1452361Burrito
Reminder: Mori, being the largest of the EN girls, could at any moment decide to devour the other, weaker girls.
>>1452361fat, bald, and ugly
>>1452341You essentially just get used to it. Lots of volume controlling and mixing can go a long way. Streams were it doesn't matter much or you won't have much of a clue of understanding what they say can go on a lower volume to others that are of significantly more important or better suited to your tastes. Like if there's a collab happening, you'd want to prioritize listening in on that than say an ARK stream or an APEX scrim (Unless it's your oshi streaming.)
>>1452361Me
>>1452331Closest you're getting to that would be the release date of Hololive Alternative MV
>>1452381She can devour my dick
>>1452361>Gura: Bald and muscularI'm gonna make it chumbuds.....
Get /hlg/ out of your head dont let that place live rent free Its unhealthy
>>1452361>>>Kiara: WomenAlternatively elves, dwarves, random dudes in the yakuza, a brown prince, short dudes with big feet, and the heir to Gondor.
>>1452378So far nene and pochi and I think ollie in chat
>>1452361Lolis
>>1451593H-hey.. m-me too!!!
>>1452283Heh. Just waiting for an opportunity to strike, weren't ya?
https://streamable.com/yp4m80
>>1452381fuck off Lrrr from Omicron Persei 8
>>1452411I love Ina!
>>1452395>Coco is in itEN will never have anything to do with Hololive Alternative.
>>1451791jinxposter....
>>1452399Why is /fit/ so attracted to gura? When she debuted chumbuds were all over that board
>>1452306It's boring and it have alot of hit points.
What game would be good for a group EN collab if they had permissions for anything they needed?
I WANNA FUCK MORI
DO NOT OPEN
>>1452438/fit/CHADs love loli
>>1452386What is the appeal of ugly bastards?
...
>>1452362No, Ame already had a voice pack released for her birthday.
>>1452446MOTHERFUCKINGWORMS
>okayu live for 7 hours>look at the time>something ain't right>check time in japanIt's almost 6 in the morning there, real gamer hours.
http://poal.me/rbpdkuJust a quick Poal. Be honest and don't cheat.
>>1452438Muscle freaks are pedophiles, hags enjoy dad bods
>>1452456I can self insert as one in porn because I am one irl
>>1452455Uncle anon...
>>1452446Worms would be good (though they already have permissions). Jackbox.
>>1452361>Mori: Short and beardedWE'RE IN, LADS
>>1452449This but Mio
>>1452456easier to self-insert
Huh, people weren't lying about Gura telling a story of being rejected for an audition. I can feel the rrats invading my mind.
>>1452468so the collab is confirmed an hour, sad
>>1452331Why would you even think this? Are you retarded? Seriously, what goes through your head to think it has something to do with Haachama.
>>1452446Worms only
>>1452468>MNikki Somehow that dog's name is getting even more confusing.
Cute Ame post
>>1452468I wonder if her brothers listen to her ASMR, haha... Just as a joke, you know...
>>1452489What rrat? She's pretty clear about it destroying her confidence and leading directly to the Gura we have with us today.
>>1452501final destinationno items
>>1452456Ugly bastards and niggers are the closest civilization can get to legal bestiality.
I LOVE YOU AMEAND BROTHER WATSON
>>1452493>morning for Mori, midnight for Kiara(Who has a literal roommate)Did you really think anything else?
>>1452231Nice bait tribalist fag
Any guesses on the big announcement?>Mass graduation>3D>Whole gen songthere, i got the easy ones out for you guys
>>1452456You'll understand when you're older.
>>1452381Ah but having a disgusting fetish for this, it would be much hotter if Gura ate the others instead, size difference in vore is kino
T u T
>>1452446Now that it's a thing i kind of want to watch a terraria collab, mostly to see how long they last before they stop
BONERS FOR CALLI
>>1452484I agree with Jackbox. Worms would just end up being them blowing themselves up a lot.
>>1452508please understand rrats are desperate for anything
>>1452524>Gura announces she will leave after 1 year
>>1452361>KiaraAt least watch the LotR watchalongs
>>1452456Closer to proto humans
>>1452493what she said has literally nothing to do with the length of the collab, and it's schedule for 2.5 hours later
>>1452493You're fucking retarded. The ASMR stream is just scheduled for "after the collab"
I want to fuck brother Watson while Ame watches
AME IS SO CUTE I CANT TAKE IT I LOVE HER
>>1452503The name is "M. Nikki" but that's the name she has to use in public, the real name is M. Niggy as in My Niggy as in My Nigga.
>>1452528ABAYUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
>>1452456Something cute being corrupted
>>1452528
>>1452452I'm gonna need some more pictures of that.
>>1452533I wish I could blow myself
>>1451589I just pretend I do when they collab with my oshi.
>>1452528UUUOOOHHHHHHHHHH
>>1452476literally who
>>1452524The BIG announcement is almost certainly a full gen songAs for the little ones? A large form collab, maybe the ID/EN Kiara has been planning, maybe something else that came along. The release date for Hololive Alternative MV, and maybe some shilling of Mori's EP to boot.
Set traps for half anniversary rratshttps://youtu.be/QzQ9KFClq0o
>>1452524>Mass graduationdon't even joke about it>3D>Whole gen songprobably
>>1452527go back to your cage vorefag
Don't listen to Ame's lies, brother watson is actually closet-kun
>>1452533Imagine if they made custom stages though or allowed viewers to submit them, would be a good time.
>>1452528The watamages and miowitches in this thread were pretty based, not gonna lie.
>>1452524My bet is full gen song and new outfits.
>>1452446But they already have perms for Minecraft and ARK
>>1452456I think it has to do with degradation. Taking something beautiful and violating with something ugly is objectifying women to nothing more then a basic sow meant for breeding.
>>1452381Kiara would be into that
Gura is going to delay streaming Terraria because she wants to watch Ame's stream.
>>1452528UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
>>1452524whole gen song similar to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bIBZ6M0-tU
>>1452567Alright but the second any of them mention eating during the collab, I'll come back
>>1452468
>>1452583lole
>>1452524Date of the EN Vsingers debuts
>>1452533It would be Kiara blowing up the worm she's controlling, Mori blowing up other worms on her team, Gura indiscriminately blowing things up, Watson trying to do cool stuff and failing, and Ina just playing normally.
I'm listening gura's ukulele stream and it's so fucking beautiful I'm about to cry. Her voice is absolutely angelic. Arrange an original song for her, cover, do it, what the fuck are you sitting on your ass for, DO IT!
>>1452585>any of them mention eating i'll come backthose are the architects
>>1452528I'm not even a pedophile, bit this pic got me feeling some type of way whenever someone decides to kamikaze with it. Imagine if there was a little bit of blood as her hymen was getting ripped. Again, not a pedo; just appreciating some fine art.
>>1451597
>>1452590what a fucking memer lol
>>1452604Vore is just a different school of architecture, one that is heavily looked down upon
>>1452603>he doesn't knowFive (5) upcoming original songs with no involvement from Cover whatsoever.
>>1452468What would Brother Watson think of /hlgg/?
>>1452603She's working on 5 anon
I was wondering why youtube was showing me the collab reservation every time I refreshed the page and the button went back from "reminder on" to "set reminder". Turns out I was setting a reminder on each of their channels. At least I won't miss it.
all I think about is sex
>>1452603How many times do you retards need to be told its on the talents themselves to arrange everything.Despite that. Gura's working on 5 originals.
>>1452622architectural black magics...
>>1452590It's funny both because it's a fun game AND because it's not the normal amount of 20 dollars! What a kneeslapper!
>>1452602That's... surprisingly accurate. Had a giggle. Thanks, anon.
>>1451756>>1451616>>1451609>>1451608>>1451603DUHHH TOWA!!!! TORRE TOWER!!???!!1 TOI!!!!! IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY!!??? DURR TWASHA TOA TORTELLINI TWAP TOI TOWER TOWA TWAPPER TOWA TOWA TWAP TWAPI I FEEL LIKE IM IN A FUCKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME FUCKING WORDS ON LOOP LIKE A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD TOWA TOWA TOWA TAKOYAKI TOKUGAWA TOWTRUCK TOWEL TORRE TOWA TWAPPER TWAP LOL TWAPI!!! KENZOKU!!!1 FAMILY!! LA FAMILIA!!!! I AM KENZOKU!!!! NO TOI TOI TWAPPERS TOWER GOING TWAPPI AHGHGH I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET SO GODDAMN MUCH FUCKJK YOU SHITPOST I HONEST TO GOD HOPE YOUR MOTHER CHOKES ON HER OWN FECES IN HELL YOU COCKSUCKER VUT OHHH I KNOWM MY POST IS TOI ISNT IT?? TOWA TOWA TOWER TOI TWAPI TACO TORTILLA KENZOKU KENZOKU TOI FAMILY KENZOKU KENZOKU FAMILY TOWA TOWA!!!!!!
>Zombie playing DeltaruneHuh? Did she even play Undertale?
>>1452590
>>1452563and I thought I was new
>>1452623>>1452603>>1452637WHAT?! That's great news! When did she announce that?
I wanted to be ame's pet of the decade....
>>1452456Guys are indifferent to the dude in hentai just as long as he isn't there to make them explicitly uncomfortable. Girls are usually the ones unironically into the guy being FAT and UGLY and BALD and OLD. As for why? Fuck knows. Most artists just do it because it became a trend recently and they hopped the bandwagon, the OGs that have been doing it for decades probably have their own personal reasons for liking it but typically it comes down to a female artist drawing it, or a male artist with a considerable female fanbase that enjoy it.
>>1452641its another tiktok meme anon....
>>1452628If Gura actually releases 5 original songs she's rocketing straight to 5 million subs.
>>1452649her voice is so fucking grating, jesas
>>1451994>ring fit stream>mute the game
Continuing counting posts of past threads.Results up to OP >>1451575: /hlgg/ has had 556 threads, 13 deaths, 832376 posts, and /vt/ post ratio of 57.3%Data https://pastebin.com/8gHwy7AY
>>1452656In streams! You don't watch them, so you wouldn't know!
>>1452626He would threaten to beat us up like he did to Tyrone.
>>1452273How did they fuck up the motion capture so badly? This should've been a public embarrassment for Cover
The announcement is probably a Fukkiretta song collab which will be the third video on the Hololive EN Youtube channel.
>>1452645matias torres...
JUst W O KuPWhy is everyoen schitoz?
>>1452645twapper...
This honestly feels like such a ticking time bombWhat will happen to Hololive if she is preparing to graduate?
>>1452656It was a few weeks ago, can't recall exactly when. If you REALLY want to know, archive reps.
>>1452626He would want to beat us up
>>1452412Not gonna lie; I saw the post while working and felt a need to put thoughts into words. That's probably why it's shorter than it should be. I could probably expand the explanation by a factor with some time to think and define terms like a business contract would need, and finding ways to explain the terms in relatively simple ways.
>>1452685She's not. She's going to debut today as EN.
You can do it, Okayu! Take my horny energy!
>>1452681hope you never wake up again kys
>>1452681Orange woman bad as usual
https://youtu.be/4W2Ulbis_SESoon, tm8s
>>1452676It was a public embarrassment. Unfortunately nobody cares about holostars.
>>1452674I only skipped the terraria streams because I don't give a shit about terraria and they both are 4+ hours long, I can't be bothered to watch them even on x2.
This fight is going to take a while.
ahh the pepeloni
>>1452685There'd be a lot of sadness, but overall, she's isolated enough to the point where it wouldn't matter anymore
it's just not the same without haachama
>>1452629Nah thats been happening to me and i only set reminders for Ame. If i set a reminder on my desktop and check the reservation on my phone the reminder isnt set
>>1452671it's literally perfect
>>1452677Honestly I wouldn't even mind that.
>>1452476>50/50holy newfag haven
>>1451994Don't forget>all the swimsuit streams you could dream of>Marine allowed to be as lewd as she wants
>>1452671I love her voice, it's so cute
>>1452702
>>1452685A few girls may feel bad but nothing more than that, i just hope she does okay after that happens
>>1451994>japanese webdesignlol nope
>>1452707It's sad cause the model itself is actually really good, they just horribly fucked up the motion capture.
>>1452273this guy walks up to you in the club and slap's your oshi's ass. What do you do?
>>1452623>no involvemet from coverThis linda worries me, most of Hololive's sest songs come from Cover contacts
holy shit autotuned Gura is amazing
>>1452456I don't know, you should ask Shion.
>>1452669>>1452628Working on them don't mean it going to come out anytime soon
>>1452712She took out Kaptain in about 10 minutes. It's surprising how much harder this is for her.
>>1452715Honestly it's pretty sad how practically everyone has forgotten about her already... when Coco was on the zhang-induced vacation we still had daily posts about her, but now we regularly go 3-4 threads without a Haachama mention
>>1452564https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvzZLI04_isMink Holo when
>>1452603have you gotten to the part where gawr "I can't belt" gura releases all her limiters? it blows me away how she is getting even better
>>1452716Imagine if she just let own the most wicked, vile farts and pulled the cover over your heads, trapping both of you in her fumes. It would be just after one of her cooking streams, so you know it'd be particularly pungent.
>Watching Korone this morning before work>She's betting on the Monster Arena>Leave for wageslaving>Come back 4 hours later>She's betting on the Monster ArenaSurely she hasn't been doing this the whole time, right?
You WILL be disappointed
>>1452750Yes but the original post was bitching about how Gura's not having an original song arranged for her yet
>>1452273The zoom in gets me every time
So who's pov will you be watching for the collab? I normally watch Ame because she has the other's models light up when they talk and she normally has the most balanced audio for everyone. But I don't know how her quality will be with her current setup.
>>1452691Length is less important than the content, you expanded greatly on the cross-threaded reply I rushed out because it was nearing thread death. I was 50-50 on if the guy I was answering was sincere in his confusion, but it seems like he was.Though, if we're being honest, I'm slightly disappointed it was on a topic that I already had a good grasp of (mostly thanks to these threads and prior writeups, to give you and other anons credit), instead of something completely unknown like Damascus' explanation of L2D during the HoloFes streams. Still, a refresher and post to point newfags towards is always welcome.
>>1452691I think I get what you were trying to say. Thank you. If you want to expand, feel free to, but I'm mostly interested in the various interest vectors and the background of the various groups and where casuals fit in.I'm now awaiting your 20 page B.A. thesis PDF.
>>1452671why are chumkeks like this
>>1452746She will definitely be making use of Cover contacts. There is no reason to believe she wouldn't.
>>1452744Same modeler who did Lamy, so yeah, the model is great. If you look at the straps on his shirt, they literally pulled his arms out of their sockets and rotated them 45 degrees.
https://jigex.com/4rWn
>>1452476NEWFAGS RUN THESE THREADS
I am way more excited about the hotel ASMR than any announcement
>>1452685People underestimate Haachama's reach. If she graduates I see half the girls leaving.
>>1452775>So who's pov will you be watching for the collab?All of them I have 2 monitors
The announcement will be a full EN Fukkireta that will be played at the end of the stream.
>>1451863>why would they like old boomer songs?>why dont they sing the hottest karaoke songsand some have taste and think they are cool
>>1452764Why am I excited again?The EN girls have something to announce every single group collab. Usually it's just another Kiara song or somesuch. A nice thing to have but not some earth-shattering revelation that would leave me at the edge of my seat to learn about.
>>145278616 newfags isn't that bad.
>>1452775I'll probably have Ame and Kiara open at the start and then switch to Ina because she usually has the best audio balancing for collabs.
I imagine Pekora constantly having a faint smell of piss. Even after a shower.
>>1452775Even though she's in her mobile setup, I'll watch through Ame too since she knows how to play the game.
>>1452775Gonna watch all 5 and keep audio on for either my oshi or whichever of the five has the best setup (possibly Ame like you said) or whichever of the five has the least scuffed audio, in that order of priority.
>>1452754I'm not a Haaton, never was, probably never will be, but I do miss her shitposting. Risu just isn't the same.
>>1452789True. If Coco or Fubuki leave from Haachama leaving it will cause a very ugly chain reaction.
>>1452762https://youtu.be/QNcWdoTSmiULike wife, like other wife.
>>1452775Ina because she is my oshi
>>1452245Holy shit that looks so fucked up
>>1452791So long as it isn't King.
How do I stop thinking about Moririn getting blacked?
>>1452775Ina, because I like a stable connection, stable game and good sound quality. Just like every single other collab that theyve ever done.
>>1452775Primarily Ame. Ina as a backup in case she teapots. The rest muted at the background
>>1452817Kill yourself
>>1452775Kiara with the others prepped to switch to if something happens
so how many lurkers are actually here? I don't know why but I find it hard to believe that people really come here and just don't post anything at all. but some anons say that there are far more lurkers than posters
>>1452791I only care about King or Envy Baby now.
>>1452775all 5 with ina audio
>>1452783>censored version
>>1452817kill youself
>>1452775>>1452830
>>1452775I'm not watching it and I'll just check Twitter to find out what the announcements are.
>>1452775Ina like usual
>>1452789Haatons are fucking delusional, just like their oshi.
>>1452775Gura and maybe Ame
>>1451988>AmeDark Souls and Bloodborne>GuraRhythm Heaven
>>1452825People are unironically afraid to post here because they think theyll be put on a list if they do. But they want to observe, because its cool and they feel like bad boys for being here.
>>1452817kill yourself
>>1452822OK, it's been real boys.
>>1452786>>1452726I honestly don't remember. Unless this happened pre EN then yes, I am new
>>1452825That's true for every thread, it's a logical conclusion
>>1452817Chokejerk
>>1452833o-ogey
>>1452341it's stupid behavior by people who lack the will to simply choose whom to watch. they jam a hand into the cookie jar, and in trying to grab as many in a handful as they can grasp, end up with only crumbs.
>>1452825some people just know they are boring. they simply cannot compete with the high quality posters we usually have.
>>1452849What list? Anyone who's ever been to /a/ should already be on whatever list this might be.
>>1451994Cover would find a way to make it so I can't pay in ARS...
>>1452817Put your pure aryan genes in her. You DO think about fucking her and not watching her get ravaged, right?
>>1452825Sometimes during dead hours I just keep the thread open to read some good rrats or SEAmonkeys making retards of themselves, while playing a game or something.
>>1452775Ina, Ame and Gura
Has it been confirmed that the collab will be playing a game. It sounds more like a group zatsudan with all the announcement mentions and it being an anniversary stream.
>>1452791a full EN Fukkireta is about the best realistic case scenario you could hope, expecting KING or a shitty birb cover
>>1452754Haachama discussion was probably at its peak during those weeks where she'd do her best to interact with the ENs. It all went downhill when she got kicked out of the minecraft server, and now she barely gets discussed anymore... unless someone is looking for excuses to shit on Enma.
>>1452817I don't want to fuck Mori, sorry bud
>>1452825were you not afraid to post here when you were a wee newfag? it can be intimidating to initially chime in when anons call each other fucking retards for small mistakes
>>1452861God imagine just stomping on a stupid fucking watamelon until it's guts are strewn all over the grass
>>1452775kiara, she needs the numbers
>>1452775Kiara and Ame
>>1452825I like to lurk during my work shift and only hand over my (yous) if I feel like you have earned it.
>>1452879yes, like, the streams are up and they say "don't starve together" complete with youtube links to the game category and a note about approval from the publisher.
Let's go Okayu!
>>1451988Watame>>1452861Jet Set Radio
>>1452199>hearts if irontoo yab; also HOIfags are the niggers of /vst/
>>1452861
consensual sex with Ame
>>1452817why are my fellow burgers like this
>>1452817I heard that a couple of bullets to the frontal lobe helps
>>1452886You can try.
>>1452879I swear to god, do you fuckers ever take a look at YouTube?
>>1452775My boy's, like always.
>>1452781They're all going to be in Japan and speak little to no English.
>>1452849>>1452871Everyone is on the list
>>1452775all of them, I will have Gura's audio on tho
>>1452849there's that one anon in /mjg/ who bans you from friendlies if you've posted your username
>>1452905consensual sex is based
>>1452873Jesas Ame, be careful to not let this leak live.
>>1452825I was a lurker for 3 months before I started posting. Did my reps so that I wouldn't be told to lurk moar.
>>1452186do SEAnigs really
>>1452788Ame has been extra happy lately, maybe she'll go further than expected if she's in a good mood.
Once again, Okayu is victorious.
>>1452913That's not... you know what nvm
>>1452885Shut the fuck up, retard.
>>1452817I will never understand burgeroids and their obsession with race
>>1452909Done
One stream. Cat gaming.
>>1452905She somehow looks seiso, there.
>>1451653Towa dreams about Kaigai Kenzoku too... maybe that's you anon, you just haven't realized it.
>>1452886This just confirms my theory that people who hate Watamelon also leave those weird youtube comments about torturing monkeys.
Wasn't expecting fat cat to go through the whole base game in one sitting
>>1452938meaniehead
>>1452879no it's just a joke that they're playing don't starve together. nobody would seriously just play a game for something as big as an anniversary
>>1452775my oshi
I need a hero
>>1452943
>>1452691good to see you're still around fellow hoshiyomi
>>1452945YABAI
>>1452945In its place another Watamelon will arise. You cannot stop the Watamelons from multiplying.
>>1452945
>>1452946Based.
>>1452964
give me one good reason why they couldn't bring back the swimsuit streams if they're all still public on YouTube regardless
>>1452953She said it'd be a long one the day before, but probably only decided to beat it once she realized how much progress she had already made.
>>1452873Ame, on a scale of 1-10 how badly did you want to retweet that Hitler Chug Jug meme?
6 months with ame...https://files.catbox.moe/st2gkb.mp4
>>1453000baste and czech
>>1452988I wish, Matsuri's swimsuit makes me fucking diamonds
0 red SC for beating the game in one sitting. Japs reclining.
>>1452986THEY ARE
Goomba
>>14528251-9-89 rule applies almost everywhere on the internet and 4chan is no exception. You can safely assume there are at least 10x as many lurkers as posters.
>>1453000I have been obsessed with this girl twice as long as the longest relationship I've ever had.
***, how was Risu's whistling stream? Was it straight up just whistling for hours?
>>1453033
>>1453030Fighting over Ame!
>>1452775Mori
>>1453044This but with Gura
>>1453041I just wanna tell every lurker reading this post they are a huge fag
>>1453033Roomba
>>1452775looks like Ina for me
>My room is not that bad. I don't live in absolute squalor, okay? I'm just normal and I sometimes forget things. okay OkayDo you believe her?
>>1452988You are tempting fate
Why does Kiara swear so much?
>>1452825I lurk mostly, because I've been a chronic lurker for more than 12 years, it's a hard habit to break. That, and a newborn requires a lot of energy, so I just read.
>>1453000Based with happy tears.Let's keep enjoying our time with these wonderful girls.
>>1451589imaging not loving ehat your oshi likesshame
>>1453057dare i say based?
>>1453026Japs are asleep.She got some at the beggining
>>1453063Yes
>>1452817the weakest part of the skull is the part where the parietal bone articulates with the greater wing of the sphenoid it is known as the pterion.aim for it and shoot
>>1453063Hell no, but I love her anyways
>>1453063Bitch you live like this?
>>1453068Swearing in a foreign language feels less impactful, same reason why JPs keep yelling FAQ with no qualms.
>>1453050Oh no...
Is she going to be okay?https://streamable.com/npbd9p
>>1452817end it
>>1453066>>1453015>>1452988Because those streams will have the money removed and Cover hate not making money from streams
>>1452825
Has /hlgg/ gotten dumber recently?
>>1453063>believing in whatever a woman sayslol
Reminder that we are on the edge of the Ame INCLINE arc. Soon TEAPOTS will be a thing of the past and Ame will have the freedom to be as LOUD as she wants. This means she freely sing and have DISCORD SEX WITH GURA to her fullest ability
>>1451988If perms were not an issue in any form...>Watamote ArsonSpec Ops The LineBattlefield HardlineWorld at War, Black Ops 1 (already confirmed for "someday")Halo 1-3, Reach, ODSTBioshock, System ShockMurdered Soul SuspectDetective GrimoireAce Attorney, Ghost Trick, Hotel Dusk>Guillotine GorillaOuendan, EBASecret of the Magic Crystal>NinoDofus or WakfuRecettearBloodstained RotN>KlaraNeptunia V StarsLittle Witch NobetaFinal Fantasy (any of them)>CalibornAny SoulsborneSekiroNioh 1/2
>>1453105https://streamable.com/2tefb9
>>1452817Remember that she has yellow fever and black dudes are on average too tall for her tastesAlso kill yourself
>>1452825This, minus the newborn.>>1453070
>>1453089Suicidal or a member of the medical profession?
>>1453094>6/6/2020Wait a second, that's before her debut
>>1453105chumbuds will defend this
>>1452825mainly lurk since not the best a coming up with quality posts
>>1453116Couldn't they just make it back selling merch like the Nijis? Jews.
>Finally got 100+ images of InaHow many images of your oshi do you have anon?
55%? Rare math makes no sense.
>>1453063You need to learn how the master does it.
>>1453089Is the skull really sturdy enough that you'd have to aim for a weak spot to make sure a bullet goes through?
Whats the new 5ch link?
>>1452404>Kiara: Yes
>>1453057Every lurker is a pathetic beta! Can't even post on an anonymous burmesian basketweaving forum without crying!
>>1453068She can't swear in German, though.
>>1452416This is a good post. I miss /f/
>>1453146Chumbuds are schizophrenic.
>>1453135Not him but I'm pretty sure it's an edit. I think I remember seeing the original image occasionally
This is your threadly reminder that after the EN collab, AZKi wants to say hello to all the overseas fans.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASwqpZF-UA0
Those cute fatto catto yawns
>>1453134im still studying in order to get into the medical fieldwish me luck i have a test soon
Last miniute rrat.>the mod creator is kfp.>he's been nervous of it bugging out all week.>kiara told him to give them a bad mod so they can have a zatsudan like she wanted.
https://twitter.com/alicemahou/status/1370419676837261318
>>1453142only 100+? I'm at 5820 for all EN and 2k of Gura
>>1453169i choose to read this as a compliment
>>1453136Why is there a yoshi egg there?
>>1453147You don't want to be one of those guys who fucks up shooting themselves, man
>>14531423589
>>1453173Break your dick
>>1453169>he’s not a schizochad
>>1453171Yeah, that's WAYYYY after. I'm gonna be asleep unfortunately.
>>1453147depends on the firearm really. a shotty would make you more scatterbrain than a zoomer with adhd regardless of where you shoot
>>1453174here's another one for youthe mod includes nude versions
>>1453118Bruh, we're usually dumb as bricks, until either a fat rrat descends into the pit of suddenly-vipers, deadhours enables some USDA-Prime autism, or a completely bonkers stream engages our collective neuron.
>>1452995what meme is that
>>1453142a few
Can Takodachis lend a hand for a Gundam 0080 watchalong with Ina?
>>1453174ogey
>>1453161she said scheisse in her german lesson with gura but idk if that's legitimately a swear
>>1453141Cover don't make march they just put Hololive on thing you get for 5$ and sell it for 500%
>>1453175Oh shit it's Alice Magic
>>1453171Yab
>>1452825I average like 1.25 posts a thread, unless my oshi is streaming. Then I'm talking about how cute she is.
now that the dust has settled, do we know who did call in on anya's birthday?
>>1453177>2kHow many are duplicates or of low quality?
How do I stop thinking about moririn brapping?
>>1453173based, good luck
>>1453173are you 140IQanonif so I'm sure you'll be fine
RememberSecond Place
>>1453222Technically yes, but i don't think even americans care about "shit" as a swear word.
>>1453222A lower-tier one. Schlampe is more vulgar.
>>1451648It's the internet. Words, especially insults, mean almost nothing on their own.
>>1453142I've lost control of my life.
>>1453245rab yu onyon
>>1453229Probably only around 100 duplicates, but I regularly go straight to the twitter or pixiv to get the original quality
people lurking and not posting is a good thing. a lurker is always better than a low quality shitposter or doxfag.
Alright, I'm going to try and make a shitty EN Collab Drinking Game image. Give me suggestions for taking a drink, taking a shot, and finishing the bottle.
>>1453245RememberFourth Place
>>1453138how can you type this with a straight face? Just post.
>>1453192based. one day i'll get around to downloading more, i only have 1200.
>>1453274by typing it with a gay face of course
>>1452756That terrier is fucking mental
Do you think the announcement or one of the announcements will be merch?I want to superchat the girls during the celebration but I'm worried that if I do I won't be able to get the merch.Probably not a huge deal since it'll probably be on sale for a whole month
>>1453171>8 hoursSorry, AZKi, I'll be out cold after the EN collab.
>>1453272OH NO NO Suiseikeks
>>1453285The way they've phrased it implies something they personally worked a lot on together, so I doubt it.
>>1453046yup lol
>>1453142Only 200, but my Hololive folder as a whole is approaching 1k because I used to care about making relevant OPs to whoever was streaming at the time.
https://jigex.com/UBSN
>>1453245Don't be like that
>>1453267Not really. Lurkers think everything people post here is fresh and hilarious because they're all newfags and take screenshots to post on Twitter that go viral because people see us as dancing monkeys and bring in more newfags.
>>1453142203. I browse her art tag every few days since it seems a lot of stuff never makes it to this site, but I don't know where else to look for art.
>>1452641https://youtu.be/HxGnUvyLVu4
So what's the EN announcement realistically going to be? 3D? Second outfits? Song?
Aquafags, please post the "lob u onyon" video, please
>>1453103'Fuck' may be the best curse in any human language.
>>1453142At least 150 named ones, probably 200+ if I properly kept records.
>>1453290ohnononononono morikeks
>>1453268my liver hurt yesterday so i didn't buy anything to drink tonight but i want to join...
Gura put Calli and Amelia the furthest away from her on the thumbnail. Your ships are dead.
>>1453317https://files.catbox.moe/zmnc35.mp4
after having analyzed these thumbnails i came to following conclusions:- Every holo is center in their respective thumbnails; the other times:- Ame and Mori are always in the same spot, which is indicative of their extreme autism;- Ina is never at the sides, reason being she's the most photogenic member.- Ame is the only one whose picture is always on top (hint that Ame likes it on top)- [6 MONTH ANNIVERSARY] gets featured in 3/5 of the titles which means that 2/3 of these girls are lazy and just stole someone else's idea.- Gura is retarded and doesn't know about weeb brackets.- Subaru is hot
>>14531421973 images of Ina
>>1453311Ochame kinou seems reasonable with how well Ame sang it last night
Does Anya love Gura?
>>1453311something nobody's expecting
>>1451693what do you think about korone making okayu be the FAT clown on dragon quest?
>>1453209https://twitter.com/junker_jo/status/1370000534728548352
>>1453272
>>1453268>Kiara flirting>Ina makes a pun>gura feet mention>mori guh>someone pulls out an instrument>awkward silence from a odd comment
>>1453326Thanks bro
>>1453169Something something fans are a reflection of their oshi, etc
>>1453329Good news, autism-anon. Your analysis is completely worthless because Kiara made them for everyone apparently.
>>1452686>>1452674>>1452656She barely mentioned it! I didn't even notice when I watched the stream.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVnqJajj1l8
>>1453147like >>1453191 says, if you ever plan to shoot yourself in the head, make sure to do your homework and do it right.
>>1453311Haachama will be officially joining as EN Gen0
>>1453206>we>our>bruh
>>1453338someone who plays forknife explain this to me please.
>>1453272>J-ChadI'm really ignorant about Mori's lore
>>1453329
>>1453306what's wrong with this nigger
Chumbuds are you proud of how much Gura has improved playing the uke and singing at the same time?
>>1453330Share that good shit brother
>>1453347You forgot>anon jacks off
>>1453333As a senpai. I think Gura was put off from collabing any more due to what Anya said about having to match Gura.
>>1453118>recently
>>1453311New outfit reveals soon or a group song. They've been dropping a lot of fukkireta hints over the last two months. Maybe some merch? Idk. Probably going to be massively underwhelming. I have 0 expectations.
>>1453362Her personal manager, pretty obvious its Shinove.
>>1453311They're doing a world tour.
>>1453285>Calli butt mouse pad with built in whoopee cushion>Kiara oppai mouse pad with built in speaker that counts the number of times you've used it>Ame oppai RGB pad>Ina "oppai" drawing tablet>gura mousepad
>>1453367Someone sus took his 19 dollar fortnite card
>>1453362She uses "Chad" so much it's completely killed the word for me.
>>1453380Gura has a flat avatar but has big boobs in real life while Anya has an avatar with big boobs while she is flat in real life
>>1453274its more so i can't be bothered to come up with quality so i just sit back and watch the fireworks
>>1453118It’s as dumb as ever anon. The problem is a bunch of jp tourists (ironic, I know
>>1453384How dumb are you?
>>1453337cute
>>1452138Wonder how bad kfp went after him.
>>1453171Fuck work I'll stay for her
>>1451812>dead hololive stream
>>1453329>kiara is always in the background except when she is overlapping gura on ame's thumbnailHAHAHA GURAMEKEKS, AMETORI WILL BE THE NEXT BIG THING
>>1453377Anon I'm not trying to recreate Jonestown
>>1453384You complete buffoon.
>>1453294christ she's based. Also how do you whistle for 3 hours straight? Wouldn't your lungs and jaw or whatever you use to whistle get tired?
>>1453142i have at least 833 pictures of gura saved
MESUGAKI MESUGAKI
>>1453272Based
>>1453272>even the fucking manager got more voteslmao, guess the pre-chat grooming didn't work
>>1453293I don't really think you can assume that just because they all announced that there would be an announcement and that it seems to be something pretty big
>>1453392Oh, you're very wrong
Opinions?
>All of EN have the same thumbnailCould they be any more lazy?
>>1453400More than you I imagine.
>>1453421jan ken pon
>>1453347>Amelia doesn't speak for 5+ minutes
>>1453401based
>>1453213WiTP? I mean, I'd be 100% down for an Ina Christmas watchalong of 0080
>>1453430Mori resting her chest on Ame's head would be pretty cute.
>>1452849Surely people aren't that retarded
>>1453329What if their placement is just random?
>>1453403Based
>>1453430The weak should fear the strong
>>1453423Ame is only a few cm taller than Gura, she is technically an oppai loli but Teamates don't want to hear the truth.
>>1453380What are you talking about? I watched the collab but don't remember this apparently
>>1453434Of course
>>1453429>heh... *pushes up glasses* if only you knew...
>>1453430I bet Ame could fit her whole head in there
>>1453430Remove the one on the left and it's perfect.
>>1453430Ame is sure to win since her speed is superior.
>>1453432Yes, actually.
>>1453426Doesn't help people aren't aware that Sui's birthday is in a couple of days.
>>1453432Wrong. They're all in different places. Except Ame, who is always in the same place. RRATS?
>>1453392> while AnyaYeah, yeah, real question is... how old is she though? Though?
>>1453392This made me think about the time where Amelia said her breasts make her back sore. I can't believe she said that.
Do you think Gura will still pass Ai some day or has she reclined too much in growth
>>1453430Remove the one on the right and it's perfect.
>>1453430Imagine
>>1453430I think they should have sex
>>1453472Ollie please
>>1453329You missed that on Mori and Kiara's thumbnail they are next to each other.
>Only korone seems to be enjoying playing all the classics>No EN chubba will ever play dragon questIt hurts.
>>1453462?
>>1453465t. deadbeat
>>1453475>>1453465Apologise to each other, cunts
>>1453479What are they in this image?
>>1453473I've seen her breasts before, I can relate
>>1453469it's on the 22nd
>>1452685>>1452789>>1452808chinese detected
>>1453432This has to be bait at this point right? No one is this fucking oblivious
>>1453474Do you even know how slowly AI gains subs? It's inevitable at this point, especially once Gura starts releasing songs.
>>1453351The plot thickens... Why did she do it?
>>1453486Ame played Donkey Kong today maybe she'll play more retro games in the future...?
>>1453486Ame and Okayu played the monke game.
>>1453499Why is the idea of a tryhard gf so appealing?
>>1453486I found an indie EN vtuber who is a pretty big dragon quest fan. Feels nice. She was going to stop streaming them because she thought they were bad for numbers but I convinced her otherwise and she's streaming XI again and it's been working out pretty well for her.
>>1453439Wasn't there a few anons that timed it last collab? 5 minutes might be too hard
Is it true that Korone was a sukeban
Do you think they're going to do the announcements in the beginning of the collab or will they force everyone to suffer through [x] hours of gameplay just to get to the good part?
>>1453511Mori and Ame are unusually busy, Ina is usually busy, and Gura is lazy, I presume.
>>1453486I would actually watch chicken if she played DQ11. She plays all the JRPGs that I find boring.
>Mori with Sadistic Sakura + sidetail>Gura with new hoodie + ponytail>Ame with steampunk costume>Kiara with her Fiery kimono + new purely orange/red hair>Ina with Shrine Maiden costumerate my alternate costumes.
Gura will be fourth in total channel views for all of hololive by the end of this year, faster if she puts out original songs
>>1452988just stream them on the official channel with monetization disabled, fans will throw money to the girls after, like they do for their concerts, once the event is done they do a "after the concert" event where they bank even more
Simpler times
>>1453528I pretend she was at least, it suits her
>>1453534>not giving Gura overalls and cat earsFuck off
>Kiara put herself next to Gura 3/5 timesSAMETORI IS REAL
>>1453414never underestimate treerrat autism
>>1453522dunno, you can change the # of minutes if you want
>>1453528Now that's an old rrat
>>1453430Ame has the weakest stance in ENshe should take some lessons from ina
>>1453474People who constantly post about numbers don't seem to actually monitor them. Gura's done nothing but expand the gap between her and the rest of Hololive. She is almost one million subscribers ahead of Korone right now.
>>1453521Tell me her name so I can groom her.
the announcement is going to be a nothingburger isn't it...
>>1453487https://files.catbox.moe/wmhp31.mp4
>>1453541newfag
>>1453541It really was a different time. Sometimes I miss the Gen4 days
>>1453534>purely orange/red hair
>>1453553Ehhh her rate of growth has slowed a lot though. She used to maintain a pretty stable 80k/week and now she's down to like 30k/week which isn't that far ahead of other holos, wouldn't be surprised if someone pases her up eventually
>>1453521She's going to graduate in August. Enjoy it while you can.
I think we can all agree Gura´s last Karaoke was extremely Kino.
>>1453560Of course it is.
>>1453545They say to surround yourself with people more successful than you if you want to succeed too.
>>1453430Your resizing sucks, you made Ame look like a character from a shitty PS2 game.
>>1453531Why would they be stupid enough to do them at the start?
>>1453569>wouldn't be surprised if someone pases her up eventuallylmao
>>1453569She still gets more subs than anyone else per week. No way in hell is that happening
>>1453329also- Ina appears next to Ame a total of FOUR times (being the only pairing to do that) which pretty much confirms InAme.
>>1453560As usual this thread has built its expectations too high and anything less than your oshi personally coming to your house to blow you will be seen as disappointing.
Imagine Dragon
>>1453577Yeah. That's why everyone here is a fucking loser.
>>1453559No I get to groom her myself.Plus she's redebuting soon with a newer more uuuooohh model so I'll shill her with a thread when that happens.
>>1453561When is this crybaby sheep going to genocide those disgusting monsters already?
>>1453497Ame traveled back in time to take care of brat Gura and became a big sister figure.
>>1453541Anyone remembers the box of shame, where they would put all the channels that didn't hit a new sub milestone? Good times.
>>1453521Ringo?
>>1453569>wouldn't be surprised if someone pases her up eventuallyShe has a massive lead. She'd have to stall with zero sub growth for two years for someone to catch up
>>1453586>>1453589The gap is closing though. Even fucking Noel got almost as many subs as her last week.
>>1453531You are going to watch the entire collab and you are going to like it
>>1453574Yes we can
>>1453592I haven't really seen anyone hyping it up though
>>1453562If you say so
>>1453574Yes. One of her best streams.
>>1453592>mori coming to my house to blow me instead of unleashing a torrent of farts into my mouthNope, still disappointed
>>1453455Anya said it in a later stream
>Holostars average stream time is 10 hoursThese fucking niggas
>>1453610That's from the reddit boost. Look at everyone else, they're all reclining in growth rate. By next month most of JP 1M holos will be at 0/week
>>1453608nopeIt's ASS
>>1452072*ogeys your rrat
>>1453569There's still a 60k gap between her and the next closest for the last 30 day tally. You'd have to consistently have more subs that her on a monthly basis for that. The only person who has a chance to pass her up is if EN2 has some breakout talent.
>>1453519i still can't tell if this is supposed to be suisoi or pekora
>>1453610>Noel shills her English streams on Reddit>Still doesn't get more subs than a normal shark weekThe gap is getting wider.
>>1453534>Not Kiara as Rei>Not Mori with a boy's cap and jacket>not schoolgirl Gura with blue hair>not Ame with black hair
>>1453583How is that stupid?
I LOVE KORONE
>>1453380Gura is the same way.
>>1453645Haachama could have done it if management didn't put the kibosh on her magnum opus
>>1453651The whole point is to lead you on to watch the whole thing
>>1453631Women cannot compete. Mr Koro does not count as she is a freak of nature.
>>1453597DEEZ
>>1453610>2.35m vs 920k>the gap is closing!The gap is so fucking huge that it doesn't even matter.
>>1453135>>1453170It's an edithttps://twitter.com/i/web/status/1269411618716151808
>>1453329>Gura is retarded and doesn't know about the weeb bracketsthat's actually a good thing, most people looking for the streams on the search engine doesnt use them anyways, it's actually a debuff for anyone using them
>>1453380Anya's on the mori train now. Ina and Gura are old news
>>1453610How long do you think that meme duolingo boost is going to last?
>>1453569>which isn't that far ahead of other holosNot that far ahead, huh?
WHY CANT HOLOLIVE HAVE LOLI BDSM IN 3D LIKE THE NIJINIGGERS ?!
Never forget the time before debut https://youtu.be/WiD5WunwTvQ
>>1453574My hope is that singing like that to thousands of members is enough to give her the confidences to do the same performance for the public.
>>1453663They just said afterwards that it was Astel's crazy influence. This Apex stream has been great fun
>>1453631quality > quantity
>>1453626What did she mean by "matching" Gura though? Like, her energy? Everyone loved the collab so I don't get it.
>>1453660No it isn't. They don't need to do that to get people to watch their collab.
Remember when people bullied Korone in her chat and made her cry
>>1452215I got filtered by Darkwood, even though I think it's pretty good. Any hints for a brainlet like me?
>>1453679They could if they weren't so worried about profits
>>1453681*pachi pachi*
>You now realize that there's a not-0% chance that Coco will have a Holo Wrasslin meme in her next meme review
girugamesh
>>1453430Imagine the double paizuri.
thoughts?
>>1453656She'd have to keep it up for over a year to pass Gura. I'm not sure you retards understand how numbers work.
>>1453706ohno
>>1453687That's ture, I've only seen 3 champion runs and I've been watching all day.
>>1453696I´m sure she remembers
>>1453681I miss the pre-debut banter.
>>1453631Having a small audience means less pressure, and also they've been doing this for a while now. They're just more comfortable with streaming/their audience than the ENs are (except Kiara).
>>1453706>WWE copyrightprob not
>>1453142Not counting images with multiple others in them I have about 530+
>>1453380Gura does the same thing to her collab partners, why would she be put off by it?
>>1453706why do I have to keep pretending I give a shit about wrestling?
>>1453706For once i'm glad managers are autistic about copyrights
I gotta respect the zombie for being so forward with her brap fetish.
>>1453574I thought it was a foregone conclusion already? Almost all her newer karaokes are better than previous ones as she's getting more comfortable with singing to a big audience. Confidence does wonders for her, and not just in her singing quality, but in making the streams more fun for her in general. Goofing around with autotune was funny af, for example.
>>1453679Because you are tempting both youtube ai and the twitter mobs.Nijiniggers own irrelevance outside japan puts them safe out of the demonetization process.
>>1453690https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ogl7pzgrnA
>>1453569I feel like I'm taking crazy pills with how bad at math some people in these threads are. There were people who tried to insist that it was crazy to think Korone was going to reach 1 million before Fubuki despite all the numbers pointing to it being a reality. Even if someone were getting 10K subs more than Gura every week it would take years to pass her, and nobody is currently getting more subs than her on a weekly or monthly basis. Something drastic and unexpected would have to happen for her to get passed. It would have to be another psychotic growth explosion on the level of Gura, or multiple meme events like with Korone.
>Astel - Rank Diamond 2>Aqua - Rank Diamond 3Aqua is about to come in second place to Masters rank.
>>1453683It would be incredibly sad if she practiced so hard and the public stream she's working up to was more scuffed than the members one.
FILYHY STINKY MOIST CUNNYUOOOOOHHHHH
SEX WITH SHUBA!https://youtu.be/YIpJ_x76xhg?t=2712
>>1453648You've probably seen over 1000 ogeys at this point and you still don't know what's Pekor's eye colour is?
>>1453724>>1453728It'll be AEW or NJPW.
>>1453672She actually used them one time but I guess she realized she did it for no reason other than to copy everyone else so she stopped.
>>1453656Delusional
>>1453724when will that AEW game happen? so that we can ditch the 2K series altogether.
>>1453245She won in my heart
>>1453648it's Suisei; if you look closely at her eyes there are stars
>>1453740TAKE THE CORKSCREW
>>1453734>linking a clip instead of a timestamp
>>1453709MIO KAWAII NE/10
https://streamable.com/dgu34g
>>1453690she talked about how gura was cute and she suddenly found herself matching her cute energy, pretty much just like how gura parakeets every other collab but in reverserratmakers interpret that as the collab being FAKE and FORCED and THEY HATE EACH OTHER
>>1453681underwater Ame still makes me laugh
>>1453579HIGH QUALITY VERSION for all you Mori vs Ame enthusiasts.
>>1453679Because Hololive is scared of Youtube because of the HolocaustMeanwhile Niji doesn't give a shit
>>1453732Just sell stuff with Hololive on it to make up the cost
>>1453519perhaps because it makes up for my deficiencies
>>1453681It was such an innocent time.
>>1453769now this is based.
>>1453430>>1453769When the fuck is yukisame gonna release Mori's character design sheet?
Anyone think one of the announcements could be a big collab coming soon? Marine is organizing an Among Us collab, and for some reason the only holo that we know is in it is Coco. Marine has also said she wants to do an English collab with Coco to show off her reps.
>>1453769they should have high quality consensual sex
>>1453783Never
As someone who's been an investigator since day 1, I think Ame OWES me sex at this point.Ok maybe not full on sex but at least a handy behind a McD on the parking lot
>>1453769That's not really what a 7 inch difference looks like right?
>>1453769based
>>1453757Who cares fag
ahhh okayu is gone...
>>1453784People have speculated something like that, it would make sense, but no fucking way it would be one involving Coco.
>>1453769My boy is so cool
>>1453735What if there was a big scandal and a million people unsubbed Gura overnight
>>1453734Sounds like she doesn't watch Gura at all if that's what she thinks
>>1453541And here I am remembering how weird it felt to see gen 4 even exist. I miss them not being some world wide thing but I'm happy that hololive is successful. Odd feeling.
>>1453734>vague clickbait title clipThanks, but no thanks.
>>1453740I want to FUCK this duck!
>>1453740Reminder: she removes her tshirt half way through the stream.
>>1453479>those bug eyesahhhhh 2007
Six months have passedweird huh
>>1453794We had 9 hours today, man. Also Okakoro tonight. She's putting up a form for question submissions soon.
>>1453764Someone needs to direct her to some of the weird shit Gura has said then
>>1453814I miss the snack parties they used to have. Cute and comfy.
>>1453814Surreal to be honest, famalam.
>>1453432Kiara made them all. Why do you care about thumbnails, faggot.
>>1453797That would have to be a hell of a scandal.
>>1453796Sui-chan, those are kids' glasses...
Cunny?
>>1453824They all watch each other's clips. They know.
Remember when TakaMori was a thing
>Mori naked>Gura naked>Ame naked>Kiara nakedrate my alternate costumes.
>>1453795Why not? They're not going to avoid Coco forever, retard.
>>1453737aqua and 2nd place go hand in hand apparently
>>1453796I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottomI sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
Korone please stop betting
>>1453820>Also Okakoro tonight.If the cat can get her girlfriend to stop playing Dragon Quest.
>>1453814possibly the worst time I ever had on 4chan since gamergate happened, but the streams are always nice
>>1453822look at her go!
>>1453842Based
>>1453726I kinda feel Gura does this less each collab though, lately she's been trying to get the banter going with her written down questions and conversation topics, for one.
>>1453814Time sure flies.
>>1453783never
>>1453774Demonetization or bans carry lots of problems.As coco said hololive is so big now people will try to make you fail for the smallest thing.Demonetization has a toll on channels. Cant even do promotions if is not monetized. Cant have menberstreams.And is a sizeable hit to ones income.Selling chinese cheap goods is only good in short bursts but you cant come every month with an excuse to sell something without it losing its charm.
>>1453793how new
>>1453842Ina Ina Inaaaa...
>>1453852same, but reverse the statements.
>>1453784Its possible but the rrats have gotten to my head too much that i'm not gonna have any hope
>>1453757It's a translation and there's EOPs in our midst.
COLLAB WHEN?
Have Rushia and Gura even interacted at all at this point?
>>1453820I'm looking forward to it.
>>1453607Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Roboco was a staple in that box.
>>1453886No.
>>1453789already ahead of you
>>1453868Did she have "When is the last time you replaced your toothbrush?" written down or was that pure shark brain?
>>1453814September-October-November were fucking wildI do not miss those timest. deadbeat
>>1453842Wah......
>>1453885that's a dude on the left
>>1453822Imagine Suisui doing the splatoon hip sway
>>1453886Rushia barely interacts with her own gen.
>>1453868I don't think she ever did it as hard as people imply. Basically everyone will code switch depending on who they're around but Gura is still always Gura.
>>1453896That sounds like a shark brain for sure. Then again, the same brain came up with the questions, so...
I shitposted extremely bad against Mori and now she´s my oshi.How did this happen?
>>1453885Never, fuck off with your discount aqua
>>1453885never
>>1453822>BUILT FOR ____Finish the sentence
>>1453914many such cases
>>1452637What? Are you telling me that Cover didn't help Gen 5, Polka, Haachama or let's say Marine with finding song writers and producers? You can't be that fucking retarded. Those girls didn't find those people themselves.
New rrat: both Ina and Marine are doing their reps so they can collab without a third person translating and that the collab doesn't end up being in only one language.
>>1453916ENMA LOVE
>>1453919IT'S REAL
>>1453886Lucia is too busy with her oji-sans
>>1453918Winning?
>>1453918PISS IN ASS
DAMN WHAT A DAY HUH GUYS?YOU DID YOUR REPS RIGHT GUYS?
>>1453918Hand holding
>>1453918TRYHARDING
>>1453918Anal
So here's what we're speculating about the announcement: >Merchandise >Song(s) >Haachama's return>New / 3D Outfit announcement>Large collab announcement>Something relating to VSingers or HoloEN Gen 2Why?>Merch is standard. The last announcement was merch.>Songs are most likely due to Ina mentioning the announcements were something "they all worked hard on right before playing up KING. Mori also mentioned something similar>Haachama has filled out the EN Gen 2 paperwork on stream before. Coupled with her months of attempts to join EN and her termination of possibly her biggest recent project, Cover may bend for her to become EN0 to apologize ending her schizo arc which was legitimately skyrocketing her in popularity.>This is around the range of time that Gen 5 got their new outfit. It would make sense to bring the EN girls something new>The Among Us collab between the girls and their Mama could have been "practice" for something unconventional. The timing of Marine organizing an Among Us collab could factor into this.>WHERE ARE THEY YAGOO
>>1453731She's also been doing reps. At this point the biggest buff to her channel would be getting good US contacts for music production and churning out covers.
>>1453918Mori?
>>1453918SPINNING REVOLVERS
>>1453797Projared only lost like 200k after his yab so Gura would have to do something pretty crazy.
>>1453918Twelve shots
>>1453795>>1453881I mean yeah, Coco being in it makes it unlikely, but I also find the fact that only Coco has been confirmed (and it's been a week or so) really weird. Add to that that Coco speaks English, Marine has been seriously studying English, and the 8 spots left could easily include EN and ID2. Or maybe I just need to take my meds.
>>1453924Why wouldn't they be able to find them themselves?
I hope Haachama doesn't khs
>>1453919Its real?
>>1453528are you trying to be sued
>>1452817> Are you telling me that Cover didn't help Gen 5, Polka, Haachama or let's say Marine with finding song writers and producers?Kiara mentioned herself that she did everything for her song(s). At most Cover has contacts that the talents can use, the company itself is not proactive unless its regarding yabs. Holo ALT might be a shift in that pattern, but until something else comes of that the pattern stays consistent.
>>1453918me
>>1453842I want to lick every inch of Mori's naked body.
>>1453824>>1453837Anyone have time stamp for Noel's stream where she talked about the bathtub pizza?
>>1453963What if she did that thing Artia did
Murasaki ShionGawr GuraUruha RushiaAnya Melfissa
>>1453954>we
>>1453886Rushia PM’d Ame at some point
>>1453960>>1453964
This hard-working idol gamer detective deserves all of the good things that are happening in her life right now and more.
>>1453842>>Gura naked
I'm sick of waiting for this fucking collab.
>>1453973meant for>>1453924Why the fuck was that pre-quoted?
>>1453982You mean this https://youtu.be/AFmafcoUPqI
I want to fuck Suisei
You are soul!
>>1453987Look at her go!
>>1453918oji-san executives
1 hour until Kiara's new song announcement!I kinda hope it's something actually exciting though. I like Mori's and Kiara's songs, but I do wanna see something from the rest of ENs more.
>>1453886rushia has talked about her
>>1453991I bet Watson is one of those people that have the gpu replay function always on.
>>1453987LOOK AT HER GO
>>1454011UOOOOOOOOOOOH RUSHIA CUNNY RUBBING UP AGAINST AMERICAN GURA CUNNY
>>1453987LOOK AT HER GOOOOO
>>1453918MOLESTING SHOTAS.
>>1453987pretty good
>>1453954Off topic, but I thought the thumbnail was sans undertale at first
>>1453924There are the company produced songs like Blue Clapper, but anything original the talent want to do themselves is purely on them. Hell, even AZKi uses her roommate's contacts pretty regularly and she has INKK doing *something* for her to the extent Suisei felt neglected.
>>1454002This is a sign, it's the 5 people king cover
I assume the AltMV song release will be announced, right?
>>1453987Have Suisei seen this? Somebody should show it to her.
>>1453987Cowboy gun duel against Gura when
>>1453740Damn that's hot, seems her voice slipped a bit to.
https://twitter.com/CRUNCHY_MMLONI/status/1370494993442369541?s=19
what does cover do
Would KING even work a group song? If we get a group EN song I think ochame kinou is much more likely. Ame has been practicing it at almost every karaoke stream.
https://files.catbox.moe/a26aw1.png
>>1453987I'm still disappointed Coco didn't show her this.
>>1454009I hope for its a full HoloEN song. Like Blue Clapper.
>>1454049ah...
>>1453982>>1454000ching chang
>>1453981about 49 minutes in
>>1454049Aah, the mamaloni...
>>1454054It was then we knew Coco's shit taste was terminal.
JWU did Mori get to collab with critikal yet
>>14538859 more days until the reckoning.
>>1454049Mamaloni is too powerful for this world.
>>1454011I've only seen her talking to her fans to stop spamming pettan jokes in Gura's chat and only do it to her. That was shortly after EN debut, haven't seen Rushia mention ENs since then.
One hour, niggers! Start pregaming!
>>1453982Gura would never drink milk especially out of a bag
>>1454012>GeForce Instant Replay on>Xbox Game Bar DVR on>OBS encoding on>MSI Afterburner recording onWhy is it lagging? Where's all the disk space going?t. me
>>1454049NOOOO, MY RRATS! I THOUGHT SHE ONLY TOLERATED KIARA BECAUSE OF MORI AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>1453991>hobbit feet
>>1454040Wouldn't shock me if the takedown incident was because it recently got placed in the ContentID system, I could see it being there.
>>1454055It is, Gura already told us she made a song with a lot of people involved.
>>1453989I love her so fucking much.
>>1454049ah..CUTE!
>>1453989Seeing Ame at Holofes will reduce me to a sobbing mess.
>>1454049Please leak your personal stash Mamaloni, I'm begging you...
>>1453997thank you for your contribution
Bet Mori has a shitty rap verse on the new song
>>1454052if KING is a japanese song, I'd wager if Mori would do a translated cover and then Mori/ Gura figure out how wing the cover as a group.
Holo en gen 2 announcement in one hour.
>>1454043Considering Towa didn't found out until torre... and Pekora didn't found out about ogeys until very recently i'm pretty sure she doesn't know about look at her go!
>>1454058thankshttps://youtu.be/gshTM8MeGcg?t=2928
>>1454069Was that just a form of self advertisement veiled as protecting her kohai?
What if africat is in holoen gen2
>>1454055>>1454081>inb4 it's in Japanese
>>1454049I may not like Kiara much but damn I'd fuck her.
>>1454049>See the crop image>It's cute>See the complete imageHoly fuck mamaloni
>>1454074It's how I clip lives too, but I only have the gpu one on, wtf anon
>>1454090https://files.catbox.moe/kgzdhm.webm
>>1454081That's any song.
>>1453954>Something relating to VSingers or HoloEN Gen 2The others are all possible, but this one I very much doubt. The new gens are usually announced by Cover on twitter.
Never thought I would live in a timeline where AZKi is doing an English stream.
>>1454098What if my dick is in holoen gen2
>>1454076Nobody unironically believed that, right?
Do people only watch Noel for her boobs
>>1454049Mamaloni really like the chicken ass ...
>>1454123No.
>Announcement is something unrelated to HoloMYTHThis has to be the worst rrat this thread has created.
Gura is going to announce that she is stinky. Watson will also announce that.
>>1454123Yes
>>1454114Watch Haachama leak it early just to fuck with everyone
>>1454053I want to breed Reine so bad...
>>1453954>Something relating to VSingers or HoloEN Gen 2>Haachama's return>3DsThese are almost certainly No>Song(s)100%>Collab announcementProbably>Merch>CostumeMaybes
>>1454123I watch because she's a brocon.
>>1454098What if (You) are in gen 2?
>>1453954>>This is around the range of time that Gen 5 got their new outfit. It would make sense to bring the EN girls something new5th gen got outfits because it was New Years, it took 4th gen an entire year to get new outfits.
>>1454119small if true
>>1454123No. She is funny
>>1454051make bad decisions
>>1454117She's friends with Sora and AZKi is her internationally facing persona compared to her roommate, so I'm not surprised at all really.
>>1454137But leaking stuff early is Nene's shtick
>>1454113Nah
>>1454123About 50% of the reason.
>>1454137Based revenge
coco stupid bitch moeblob hope she graduates
>>1453272Kinda surprised Calli and Kiara is so high I see ton of art of em.
>>1454049how do you pronounce her name, mama-low-knee?
>>1454152I listened to her roommate for years before I knew she was AZKi
TELL ME ABOUT THE MAMALONIWHAT IS HER ENDGAME
>>1454154wasnt it doxxing?
>>1454103You can do it with one GPU but it gets really bogged down after the 2nd concurrent NVENC session. The DVR and Afterburner recordings were an accident and I spent some time figuring out why my GPU was underperforming before I grew a brain and looked at task manager.>It's how I clip lives tooDude, use youtube-dl and clip it from the MPEG-TS output stream as the stream is going.
>>1454166yes>>1454170Hol/u/live
>>1454076You have to be especially stupid to believe that, this woman loves her orange girls.
>>1454051ha great american joke
>>1453814I remember how I used to be subbed to all of them
>>1454172She leaked at least two of the Gen5 3D debuts in her schedule
>>1454137>Haachama comes back as EN2>Turns out she's been doing some serious eigo reps during her break>Mogs everyone in EN2Strongest idol, onegai...
>>1453469>>1453272I doubt half of Mori's viewers even know who Suisei is.
>>1454170Sex and she gets to watch.
>>1454123the aesthetics are just the hook
Isn't shipping Holos the same as shipping real people?
>>1453965Funny thing is, Ollie mentioned there would be a large collab soon, but specifically denied it would be Among Us.
>>1454123boobs are everywhere, but there is only one noel
so if it's a song what the fuck is gonna be ame's part?
>Haachama announced as a new official member of Hololive EN, no jokes, she'll actually be both JP and EN at the same time, officially>New merch: EN plushies>Original song announcements, previews available on their own channels after the collabYou didn't hear it from me. You heard it from what I heard in my head.
>>1454172She did indirectly doxx all of the gen 5 roommates before they even debuted, but she also leaked Polka and Lamy's 3D streams
>>1454168I was curious, so I made a rough approximation. She's sung on ~100 released songs, not counting all the covers she does as both, since 2018. I'm surprised she has time to sleep.
>>1454185God I wish Cover was cool enough to let Chama be EN
>>1454192who's suzy
>>1454123Yes and the people telling you otherwise just started watching her because of her English streams.
Can someone ping me when the announcement is on
>>1454198Are you retarded
>>1454117Is it? Have you seen her chat? Its like 90% EOPs, pretty sure most of her members are also english speakers.
>>1454198Shipping real people is called human trafficking, so no.
>>1454203Ame can beatbox
>>1454192Last night surprised me. I know /vt/ has more normalfags than /jp/ but so many people don't know who Suisei is and pretends she's a worse singer than Gura. The amount of tourists and underages here worry me.
>>1454192Who?
>>1454213They're starting now
>>1454198People ship real people all the time. That's why People magazine exists.
>>1454198No because Holos aren't the roommate. Some some Takamori and Gurame niggers go too far and try to ship roommates, which makes them uncomfortable Ame and Mori for example, but they don't care about shipping the characters presumably..
pretty surprised no one clipped this moment from what I seenI guess the love you line hit people too hard and it was the only thing they could focus on at the time:https://streamable.com/rowq7f
>>1454164Shipfags are never satisfied with what they have, even when it's dozens of drawings a day. The perfect opportunity to get Mori to draw something new and all they can think about is shipping shit.
>>1454213it's on
>>1454220don't start this shit again you triple nigger
>>1454203https://streamable.com/rqi132https://streamable.com/x113q2https://streamable.com/hc71tbhttps://streamable.com/g84llz
>>1454205Haachama as the Sixth ranger would be awesome.
>>1454203to provide SOUL
>>1454192What if I know but don't care?
>>1454213anon...you missed it...
>>1454203If its a group song she doesn't have to worry about standing out.
>>1454192I doubt a large portion of them knew who Anya was either, and just voted for the one that had 'birthday' in it. Suisei probably could have won if Mori knew her birthday was later this month.
>>1454123At first yea, but I stuck around cause she's korone tier in regards to persistence and beating something.The noises she makes when she gets flustered are also way to cute.
>>1454227The people who read trashy celebrity tabloids get mocked too, anon. It being normalized doesn't mean you aren't still being laughed at.
>>1454205Them doing a Haachama thing joining would be based, and would help a lot with her return. I'm sure something like this would be infinitely better than what she had planned originally
>>1454198Hololive is just anime reality TV, anon, and we're the National Inquirer complete with making up crazy ass stories based on the barest of facts.
>>1454203Coco and Korone didn't sing in the Jap Fukiretta either
>your oshi>how far can she pee
How would you feel about enma debut
>>1454220not this shit again, fuck off
So what's next for her career?
kill the thread so i can post my drinking game and get called an autistic faggot onegai
>>1454220on the contrary the gura/suisei shitstorm is a /jp/ tradition, shittin on suisei's singing in general is a /jp/ tradition, you being surprised by it makes you the bigger newfag
>>1454203She'll get autotuned like Lamy did for Blue Clapper.
I don't know if I should reveal it but... oh whatever.The announcement is that they all made so much money in just 6 months they will all retire and live peacefully until they are 100
>>1454283https://catbox.moe/post it
>>1454268Ame's Ochame kinou is pretty cute though.https://streamable.com/o6rerl
>>1454200Interesting. What games even allows for large collabs outside of Among us? Minecraft? I guess they could do private lobbies in Fall Guys or Apex?
>>1454114Hololive Myth was announced on reddit.
>>1454268Neither did the UNITY queen herself FBK, because Cover didn't bother to send a follow up email.
>>1454220Your singing is shit.
>>1454290I forget I can do that from time to time.https://files.catbox.moe/zwg57g.pngGoogling how to do things in GIMP is my passion.
>>1454285This. The shitstorm was only because a bunch of /jp/ refugees were here and already riled up by Anya winning the Mori poll.
>>1454282Human shipping
>>1454049Cute
very danjyarasuhttps://jigex.com/mos1
>>1454295And was shilled in /jp/ before the announcement
>>1454166Loni. Or for some, Mamaloni
>>1454300>Ame doesn't speak for 2 minutesI see you're trying to commit mass murder and be the only teamate/deadbeat left standing.
Remember the time Gura told everyone she was eating floor eggs?
My oshi is a JP but I will enthusiastically root for whatever the EN announcement is
How good is AZKi's English? She's got an English only stream tomorrow... cute..
TOTSUGEKIIIII
>>1454300inclusive what?
>>1454203I believe every word you typed because it is exactly what I want to read.
Reminder that Mamaloni saw this:https://twitter.com/somanychens/status/1370348756713934851?s=20And decided to make that cat drawing
>>1454278Horny
The real EN announcement:Date for Bloop's funeral
>>1454327FUCK DOLPHINSALL MY NIGGAS HATE DOLPHINS
>>1453886There was this. https://youtu.be/qTwHCC4stu8?t=8223Maybe Gura IS a harlot
>>1454301I kind of blanked out last night, were people legitimately mad that Anya won the poll? It'd explain all the shitposting on her this morning.
>>1454326Pretty good, though I'm looking forward to her trying to form thoughts on the fly since she didn't do that for us yet. Her pronunciation was on fucking point to the level of being even better then Sora and Haato, though.https://streamable.com/szes1bhttps://streamable.com/mhswzp
Announcement is that the Guriname band will go on tour Ina on the guitarAme on the ukuleleGura on the banjo
towa whore
How come the 5th generation only has 4 members
>>1454336Inclusive meaning 65 minutes and 68 minutes are valid, instead of 65-68 exclusive where only 66 and 67 are valid. It sounded a lot less autistic in my head, I'm just gonna remove that.>>1454318It's also occurred to me that I forgot to include a Mori one, so I'll do that. I'll admit I don't catch too many of her streams; should "GUH" be a drink or a shot?
>>1454367Sekkusu...
>>1454361Damn, why is she so cute.If she was a proper Holo and streamed normally she'd be a top contender easily..
>>1454369GUH in a collab would be rare, so I'd go with intentionally outdated slang instead.
>>1454367Takeshi...
I really hope this collab isn't as boring as the last Don't Starve collab
>>1454363I thought Ina could only play the recorder.
>>1454354Who?
>>1454387If the 4 horsemen didn't play/learn off stream then it will be
I want Mori to put out an official Ice Ice Baby cover.
>>1454354i can't believe bloop is fucking dead
>>1454387They'll have broken ass mods this time. Kiara and Mori are immortal.
>>1454203Ame is decent when she practices.
>>1454387I bet Ame's friends did theirs Don't Starve reps offline!
>>1454397Please no
So what is the dumbest Rrats from these 6 months. For me was mangment is blocking Ina from collabing from her JP senpais because they are racist/protecing her from the China antis.
>>1454399good for mori
>>1454362yes, the thread was relatively chill until suisei lost the poll, didn't check the thread this morning how bad was the anya shitpost?
>>1454367They made the Holofive gen be the only full JP gen with less than 5 members as a joke.
>>1454367UOOOOOOOHH SEEEEEEXORE WA SEXU NINARU, ZETAINI SEXU NINARUNDASEX
>>1454393Ina can play the clarinet, right?
>>1454380She's been streaming way more recently not sure if it is because she's free of upd8 or she can't record music because of the coof.
>>1454408"Gura is pregnant"
>>1454397I want Mori to put out an official Yonkers cover.
>>1454397Please yes
>>1454393She can't play the guitar, but she did a guitar practice member stream once.
>Mori is gonna play Ao OniFuck, that game sucks
>>1454414Maybe that was it, it's been awhile since I've heard her talk about playing music.
Ame's actually alright at the ukelele. Hopefully she keeps practicing the guitar when she finishes moving.
>>1454408Nah that was a pretty believable rratto for a while. It was alive for a long time too.
>>1454387I really hope people won’t shitpost that it’s boring and that Ame isn’t saying anything 30 seconds after it starts but I can guarantee they will.
I only see Ina's POV in Youtube.
>>1454387I can’t wait for them to do literally nothing for 66 minutes until they announce the KING song and reveal the merch made by Kiara! Again!
>>1454417That was not even a rrat, just a recurring joke that literally everything is a sign of pregnancy.
Which EN has the best stream intro
>>1454436It's Don't Starve. Ame isn't going to shut up.
>>1454408>protecing her from the China antisI came up with this rrat and I wholeheartedly believed it at the time.
>>1454442 Haachama
>>1454415Seems to be the former, though her Hololive time not being used recording for the time being probably does help since her recent song releases have just been ones from RE:Creating World. She's been cranking out music throughout the coof, so that's unlikely as to be the reason.
>>1454396>Mori - Death>Kiara - War>Ina - Pestilence>Gura - Famineheh
>>1454433Nah, it was always really fucking stupid, and apparently you are too.
>>1454367there was a fifth member but she got doxxed immediately after her debut and clover did nothing to stop it so she quit.
>>1454427Watching Reine play it was pretty fun, her screams were great. The game is shit but it can get some good reactions.
>>1454442Coco
>>1454408Ina being some sort of stealth manager for an indie group
>>1454433Seems more out there then Marine/Ina are busy. Since we knew Ina was doing holiday art stuff.
>>1454403If the song is within her range, then yes, Ame is decent at singing.
>>1453918D TOUGH
>>1454442GOOMBA ROOMBA
>>1454454Coco got doxxed too but she still is going strong despite pretty much every man woman and child in China rallying against her
>>1454408The imported one from 5ch about Kiara doxxing Subaru as revenge for... something was my favorite one.
>>1454451nvm, swap Gura and Ina, Gura revels in filth and Ina drains stamina from people
>>1454367She offered herself up so that Sex may be free
>>1454443Yes, but that won’t stop the shitposters.
>>1454396>>1454451kek
>>1454436Why is it a shitpost to say Don't Starve sucks?
>>1454213Daylight savings, anon. It started 27 minutes ago.
>>1454470I've seen Kiara's nudes before
>>1454445It's alive for Coco at least since she's being ghosted by management.
>>1454451>Ame - Cute
>>1454469everyone already knew about coco's roommate.
>>1454418I want Mori to put out an official Beware cover.
>>1454459Forgot about that one, Ina gonna destroy Hololive with Shartamis.
>>1454477It’s a shitpost to say the collab sucks before it even starts
>>1454490the 5th Horseman was Chaosstill fits
>>1454285This. I was actually surprised how little suisei shitposting we'd had over Gura's last few karaoke streams before last night
>>1454408Today's announcement is related to VSinger, Haachama, or EN2 despite recruitment is still open.
>>1454093Gen 2 auditions are still ongoing. Speculation (ordered from most to least likely) is VSinger debut date, outfits, or EN Ochame.
>>1454466BASED AMERICAN INDUSTRY
>>1454418i want calli to put out an earfquake cover
jwu how was ame yakuza 0 stream
>>1454485Photos on the next thread or I'll call the rrat king to exterminate you
What if the announcement is that Haachama killed herself
>>1454509/hlg/ has been imploding so we got refugees who refuse to adapt to the culture
>>1454507Don't Starve sucks in general, nothing can make it fun
Enma AV debut when?
>>1454492She's not even making any efforts to hide it either, uses same voice and everything. Still streams under her roommate channel too. Recently opened memberships. You can give her money twice now, lol.
>>1454513Why the fuck would EN announce Vsinger? Its Cover's job to introduce new talents.
>>1454417He said rrat, anon.
>>1454286Is Ramy a bad singer?
>>1454521Scuffed as hell since her laptop can only run it at 20fps
>>1454418I want Mori to put out.
>>1454526What about a mod that includes a takodachi gacha?
>>1454261This thread is just eceleb gossip dude. I have no idea why you think you're any different.
>>1454408The "Gura goes to church every sunday" rrat was dumb, as is the "Gura and Ame were besties before Hololive" oneBut the dumbest is the Subaru/Kiara rrat, there are still some brainlets that believe this one too
>>1454544>gacha>fun
>>1454520This but only the Carti verse
the only time my phone rings for anything is when youtube notifies me when a chuba is streaming, life is good
Just got word from a cover insider that the EN announcement will be
>>1454526Then go back to /v/
>>1454528Already has long back
>>1454418I want Mori to cover Readymade.
>new kiara song>Mori 3dI would seeethe
>your oshi>wat yall bringin to tha cookout?
>>1454560They killed him...
>>1454536She got the autotune bat for Blue Clapper and in her 3D. I don't watch her so I can't comment if they were needed or not, but from the way the thread was talking, it was expected so I'm leaning towards yes.
>>1454557It's fun for Ina, therefore it's fun for me
>>1454564Why is she such a whore?
>>1454560My uncle works at Nintendo and he said HoloEN will be in Smash.
>>1454557Gacha are inherently fun. It's the monetization that makes them shit.
>>1454567Good, your seething makes me happy
I just want to do one thing to Mori. Just one thing.
>>1454507I don't like to shit on things before they start but the first Don't Starve collab was the only full EN collab I quit watching in the middle due to how boring it was.
>>1454528Todd will release the tapes unless Gura finishes Skyrim by then end of April.
>>1454568GuraMy bombass homemade guac
how can I get Kiara to tell me she loves me
>>1454553>Subaru/Kiara rratThe stalker one or the one about Kiara eating Subaru's pussy? Because I believe the second one.
>>1454568MoriVeggies
korone stole my money
Gura stream is shadowbanned?
>>1454567Oh no, an EN member that actually makes original content and Mori (hardest working one) gets her well-deserved 3D.
>>1454576HANDHOLDING + MISSIONARY SEX WITH MORI
Will Ina carry the collab like she carried the drawing collab? One of the reasons Ina joined hololive was to become more outgoing and I think she's making a lot of progress.
>>1454528D9EEBE6
>>1454586The Kiara led a stalker to duck's house.
>>1454536Coco, Miko, Roboco, Mel, Haachama, Shion, Subaru, Choco, Korone, Noel, Luna, Lamy are all bad singers that need autotune up in the ass during holofes. They also can't draw. So basically same thing as Ame.
>>1454585She's already said that many times.
>>1454586The first one
Korone...
>>1454553Gura goes to church was cute and based, it also gave us farmer's market sundress straw hat gura
>>1454595No, it's showing up for me just fune.
>>1454595no
>it's real
>>1454595Looks fine to me
>>1454568I'll be cooking up some nice kebabs.https://files.catbox.moe/u0z4um.jpg
>>1454573Emma can only sustain herself on shota semen
>>1454604ENMA LOOKS LIKE THAT?!
>>1454608>Subaru>Shion>Luna>Can't sing
>>1454595Stop posting newfag bait
Ina has the most emotes even when you shave off the stupid letter ones how is this fair
>>1454632Meme singers
>>1454619>>1454620>>1454623Wasn't showing for me, is showing again, thanks anon.
>>1454629Uma delicia
>>1454595You have to click the dropdown and go to upcoming live stream
>Your oshi>what's the announcement going to be?
>>1453329>Gura is retardedWe already knew this
>>1454632Didn't Subaru have really good daddy do cover?
Using jetri counts as a view?
Did Kiara really eat Subaru's pussy
[Good News] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgFnmjiGrAo
>>1454646Your death day.
>>1454553"Gura goes to church every sunday" was literally a joke on the same note as "Kiara owns a gun". You calling it dumb when it was meant to be dumb really says a lot.
>>1454639https://youtu.be/pKiwDJSsAAsDoesn't sound like a meme to me.
>>1454646GuraEnma AV debut
>>1454646InaDMC permissions
>>1454646KiaraSHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS-
>>1454602Here's what's gonna happen tonight:>Kiara will be the one carrying the collab AGAIN, Ina to a lesser degree as well>Mori and Kiara will once again have the only real chemistry>Ina will make some cute puns>Ame and Gura will have little to no banter at all>Ame and Gura will remain quiet for the majority, just forcing out some fake giggles from time to time>Mori will bring up Shrek again and Gura will respond>Ame won't make any gremlin noises and tell any jokes because she turns into quiet polite pussy when she's with the other 4>Kiara will be the one making things lively and will the one initiating most topics
>>1454646AmeHoping for new outfits but most likely a group song
>>1454203> they sing the Main part together>Gura solos the intro>Kiara si ha the chorus>Mori and Ame do the hip-hop part>InaIt's perfect, they just have to play yo their strenghts
>>1454634Because the work she put into learning to draw, tell your oshi to do her reps.
>>1454646Guradisappointment
>>1454693how can any of the EN ships compete
>>1454604*ogeybooba.png*
>>1454646GuraI don't expect anything exciting
>>1454709When Ame and Gura can off collab it will.
>>1454700Go take a shower, you stink.
Why are there less people waiting for Mori than they are Ina?
>>1454646AmeI'M GOING ALL IN, GROUP SONG, NEW OUTFITS, AND 3D LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1454704>InaIt's been 6 fucking months already, can we get new jokes?
GUYSI HAVE COME FROM THE FUTUREWE MUST STOP THE COLLABTHE BIGGEST YAB IS ABOUT TO HAP-
>>1454646GuraMember's cock rating streams have been approved!
>>1454709They can't. Which is why nobody compares them.
>>1454700cringe and wrong
>watching Ame's pov when she'll be streaming from a hotel
>your oshi>your favorite Gundam
>>1454646GuraCunny reveal
>>1454646KiaraGroup song, collab involving at least 10 people, Hololive Alternative MV release date
>>1454724Because deadbeats don't care about Hololive, only mori and her roommate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2QUiO_jwuIGreat content
>>1454529when she got banned for a month because of the china taiwan stuff, did she still stream on her roommate's channel
>>1454740720p and portable $50 mic lets goooo
Is Roboco still going to do more english learning streams? I heard she was going to do them on the weekends.
>>1454646KiaraGura nude model screenshots
>>1454724This is well outside of Mori's normal streaming hours and right smack dab in the middle of Ina's.
>>1454709They can't. That's why every EN ship is trash. Including your favorite
>>1454700That's basically how the most recent full collabs went, but the girls have been developing little by little and you may end up being surprised.
>>1454754No, she twitted about it, but didn't actually stream.
>>1454734Good job ame, destroy all these time travelers niggers
>>1454768EnmaXIna is kino
So how will Mori ruin the collab? I'm stumped for this one desu
>>1454740She's the only EN I have membership for
>>1454734glad you managed to type the dash still
>>1454749>imagine caring for company over your oshido normalfags really
>>1454768I don't know, EnmaxIna's a pretty solid shipI agree for the rest though. They're all just friends
>>1454771would clover had gotten mad if she did I would have found it funny.
>Welcome to Cover anon-san, we're offering you to work with us as part of the new HolostarsEN talent!>What's that? You want to fuck one of the Hololive talent? Yeah sure, we can book a session for you but you have to pay for the travel costs!>By the way, as stipulated in the contract you have to do mandated yaoibait streams every weekend, one of them includes sharing a pocky and sleepover offcollab with kissing ASMR. We'll let you pick one from the existing Holostars for the pairing.Will you do it?
>>1454646Ina It's going to be an announcement for another announcement
>>1454741KiaraCrossbone Full Cloth
Gura listens to old school southern rap
>>1454775Remember when everybody were on her case for reading akasupas during her collabs? She can always go back to that.
>>1454775Falling asleep. But don't forget about Kiara's>Well it's been 60 minutes so we should probably wrap this up
>bumble bee>barn owl>stoat>drop bear>mermaidDo what you will with this information. I have no stake in the future of holoMyth.
If a Coco collab is announced, I expect naked dogezas to Enma
>>1454785>have to pay for the travel costs!Make the girl pay
Ames karaoke is beautiful!
>>1454779Ogey
>>1454740>>watching Ame
>>1454785sure, the holostars are sexy as fuck
>>1454803in spite of her, not because of
>>1454741AmeGod Gundam
>>1454768western roasties can't into selling a ship. expected but still a little disappointing.
>>1454803If a Coco collab is not announced, I expect a naked dogeza from Enma
>>14548036 months
>>1454808>>1454740why are [respective fanbase] like this
>>1454785Sounds like a win/win situation
>>1454775Since her character is modded to literally never die, she'll glitch into a wall somehow and get stuck there.
>>1454785I have kissed guys plenty of times in the past and I am not gay, I would have zero complaint playing a character like the rest of the holos have.
>>1454795She listens to boss hogg outlawz
>>1454804Ame is beautiful!
>>1454802Choco'sManyDuds.docx
>mario kart with you gayswhat did coco mean by this?
>>1454800we have enough birds
>>1454785>fuckMake it marriage and you have a deal
>>1454646InaGroup song and among us collab with Marine and Coco
>>1454709Give them more time.
>>1454775Wanting to play more DST
>>1454816we really got lots of /hlg/ refugees huh
>>1454816Good. Fuck /u/fags and fuck (true) weeaboos like you.
>>1454803I'll only do that the day they obliterate the EN server.
>>1454837going to war with nenepro
>>1454721>>1454738I'm screencapping my own post and posting it later so I can say I told you so. It's amazing how many newfags are here who haven't watched their past collab streams.
I LOVE YOU GURA!!!
>>1454816It's too "embarassing", same reason why you'll never get a true Noel/Choco style ASMR from them.
>>1454782>EnmaxInaAs much as I fucking hate that stupid bitch Enma, I must agree. It's a very sweet and underrated ship.
>>1454840>owl>birdngmi