/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

nyo

>>14444923
why do you keep making threads about the penis headed shark

>>14444923
the ayame of EN. maybe even worse in communication

>>14444923
apologies anon, shes not streaming because shes coping with how amazing my new model for her is! she said something about rhombuses, whatever that means!

yanno, i put alot of work on this mastapiece (mostly because my autorig fucked a bunch of things up). i think i'll take a long vacation afterwards and spend this well earnt money.

>few days with no streaming
>10 threads in the catalog doomposting about it
it's genuinely funny how there's so little for dramaniggers to go around when it comes to the holomems that they need to resort to blowing things out of proportion intentionally

60 days

>>14444923
Ayame without the paypigs. Graduation soon.

Come back in 2 months

>>14445204
no drama here, just calling out the shark for the lazy bitch that she is

>>14445506
what am I supposed to do with this information?

greyfags are pitiful

>>14444923
That would be the best outcome yeah.

>>14445569
SC it to your oshi

>Gura graduates
>Jumps to NijisanjiEN
>Holotribalists are stuck in a logical paradox, thus causing their smooth brains to implode

>>14445506
Have sex, incel

>>14445647
Would be too kino

>>14445629
i'll keep you posted

>>14444923
AYAME (Version EN)

>>14445204
>Few days of not going to work
>Boss blowing up my phone with calls wanting to know where the fuck I am
What a dramafag am I right

>>14445767
Ayame at least cares about Mio. Gura could be with a radio silence with every single member of EN and not miss out on a single thing

>>14445776
I'm sure Yagoo is fuming and is the one making this thread

>>14445767
Nice deflection Sana with your month long dog dying break.

>>14445776
you aren't a dramafag, worse

>>14445868
No his customers are.

SHE IS CUTE AND THAT MEAN SHE CAN DO NO WRONG AND ANYONE SAY SHE CAN ARE ANTIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>14445776
That hasn't certainly happened with Ayame so your under the delusion that Yagoo cares

>>14444923
>only 1 week
rookie number

>>14444923
>3 days break
>this nigger spamming threads
kek

>>14444923
pergi ke neraka lo bangsat

>>14445776
>when Antiwork finds its way to 4chan
I'm convinced every single one of their pics and posts are fabricated

>>14445957
Not even, it’s been three days and she’s back tomorrow.

>>14444923
you could have made a
>>last stream 4 days ago
like a normal schizo, but you chose shit bait
anon...

>>14445912
I'd call you a falseflagger but considering the sheer amount of chumbuds I shouldn't discard that at least a handful of them are schizos and the ones shitting up the catalog

>>14445887
MUH HEKKIN DOGGERINO

>>14445911
>Pay for membership
>No content for a week
>Complain
>Some fag tells you "Stop being a dramafag! She doesn't owe you content just because you pay for content!"
Ogey. The fuck is she getting paid for then? Do you get angry at people who leave bad yelp reviews for dramafagging if they get shit service? Complaining on here is the most tame thing you can possibly do.

>>14445204
It would probably be okay if she hadn't fucked off for a week beforehand too, Chumbuds get pretty uppity. She's also managed to miss an entire gen debuting and half of her genmates outfits.

>>14444923
why did you post this when you watch her streams and you're membered to her channel? Are you just hate-watching her?

>>14446192
More like
>pay for her membership
>no content for a week
>"just graduate already"
dramatic faggot kek

>>14446310
It's not a one off. Gura has a penchant for laziness. How many random week long breaks has Gura taken this year? More than most people and this bitch gets paid more than a surgeon for being too lazy to even boot up Minecraft and play for an hour.

>>14445506
are you new?

>>14445647
i would really love for her to go to vwhorehojo and embrace her full power, i don't even care if she streams twice a month.

>Ayame starts streaming again
>Gura goes silent
UHHHHHHHH RRATS?!??!

I don't know which is worse, the chumbuds pretending their historically proven oshi is allowed to call everything off whenever because she's her
Or the anti's/greys pretending they own her very soul and want her on for 4 hours 6 days a week

>>14446192
>pay for a membership
>get two member streams in the span of 6 days
The membership is paying for member content you smooth brain, which she is providing more than most JPs even.

>>14444923
>new costume reveal
>100k live viewers
>over 1 million views
Why would she graduate? Even if she don't make much on SC's she still must be making a shit ton of money from ads and memberships.

>doesn't stream
>still gets views
>still gets subs

>>14446379
Fun fact: Gura has never taken 7 consecutive days off. Her longest breaks were in July with family troubles and when she was sick two weeks ago. Please show me this “week” she’s taken off

>>14446658
I believe there was 8 and 5 days break in between on october?

Sack her ass and replace her with a hard working 2view, holo is big enough that even an unknown artist will outshine the competition.

Estomago infirmo comprender s'il te plait

>>14446696
Maybe this will help you

>>14446658
Work week for most people is 5 days

>>14446822
Streaming is not “most people” and all of this sounds like seethe from poor wagies

>>14446569
>4 hours 6 days a week
>tfw Watame and Pekora stream an average of about 7 hours a day 7 days a week

TUMMY
HORT

>>14446877
True most streamers will do 6-7 days of streaming a week. Gura is an oddity in that she works less than the average wagie.

IT'S BEEN

>>14444923
>7 days
Wednesday the 1st: Practice karaoke: 1h23m
Thursday the 2nd: GTA: 3h26m
Friday the 3rd: Phasmo collab: 2h13m
Saturday the 4th: Big Brain Academy: 2h47m
Sunday: Off (sex with me)
Monday the 6th: Singing: 2h34m
Tuesday the 7th: TTRPG: 2h34m
>3 days break:
8th, 9th and 10th.

Outfit reveal on the 11th.

>>14446892
>Watame
She isn't natural anon, she can't be

>>14446933
Don't care

>>14446192
2bh she *was* doing membership karaoke streams, but I think the ban on unarchived karaoke fucked up her secret plan to sing the same songs she usually sings for her members.

She probably also reasons (correctly) she can do like Ayame and wait for her outfit tomorrow and get like 60,000 people watching and throwing money at her like she's going out of style.

>>14446919
Exactly and that makes you mad for some reason

>>14446806
Is this the actual times she streamed or just her schedule because I notice several of those streams were cancelled/moved

>>14446998
Yeah I know

>>14446991
Her job is literally just playing videogames dude. Society is really fucked when something 'strenuous' like playing videogames a lot gives people mental burnout/forces them to the hospital for 'stress'.

>>14444923
OP nyo

>>14447033
It's the actual times she stream you desperate retards. Why would you even give a shit if you don't even know that... That's really fucking sad.

>>14446919
>makes half a million dollaridoos a year for like 10 hours of work a week

Definitely the ideal lifestyle.

>>14447087
Some of them are missing from her channel though. I don't see the TTRPG on the 8th? Did it get deleted?

>>14447033
It is the actual times she stream with schedule adjustments accounted for.

>>14447060
No. Her job is to make ojisan happy by being cute and funny.

>>14447135
For what reason would a TTRPG stream need to be featured on every participant's channel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRiBYjApl2A

>>14445204
you don't get it, she also didn't tweet every 30 seconds

>>14447116
Definitely. It would suck to be one of the cucks she drains to enable it. At least we can laugh at them. I'm happy for Gura that she can take advantage of retards who pay her for zero content to fund her NEETdom, I'd do it too.

>>14447201
Does a collab on another channel count? I don't remember Ayame's collab with Mio counting during her 60 day streak

>>14447215
>immediately switches to cuckposting now that actual numbers have been brought into the thread
Always sad to see the schizo playbook be one page long

>>14446933
Yeah, the lack of schedules just make it all seem way worse than it is. And it's understandable she didn't want to overlap outfit reveals. Honestly doomposting like OP just makes it too obvious he only watches EN and is spoiled by it, which is enough to not take anyone seriously.

>>14447254
>Does a collab on another channel count?
Yes stupid. What's the fucking difference.
>I don't remember Ayame's collab with Mio counting during her 60 day streak
I don't remember counting Ayame's hours that seems like something a retard would do.

>>14447254
>have to be participating in a collab for hours
>it doesn’t count because you didn’t hit the play button on your channel
Ayame’s collab should’ve counted too, yeah

>Purple horned Gura playing DbD
>Doing decent
She's really aiming to rip our sharks' throat out

>>14447321
>>14447323
>Chumbuds forced to defend Ayame because Gura is now in the same boat
Oh no no no where did it all go so wrong that you need to go in to bat for Ayame because Gura is just as lazy. At least Gura doesn't have the enjou kosai narratives yet, that's a win.

>>14447370
I don't watch Ayame. I don't count her hours. Cope.

>>14447370
All I said are collabs count because only a retard would say otherwise. That still leaves Ayame with 1 stream in 60 days and Gura with far more

>>14447333
Purple Loli interacts with most of her fans on twitter, streams consistently, sings better and is actually entertaining. She completely mogs Gura in every conceivable way. I'll enjoy watching her while chumbuds deal with meme shark drinking herself into an early grave

>>14444923
oh nyo

NIJIBROS TRADE!
I GIVE YOU GURA, AME AND THE ENTIRE COUNCIL WHILE HOLO WILL TAKE POMU AND SELEN.
DEAL ME.

>>14447496
Deal. Pomu is based. Selen I can miss though

>>14447496
That's the easiest trade of all life. They keep Enna, Millie, Elira, and Rosemi

dont be like that to goora maybe shes sick idk rather lets bully chumkeks

>>14447333
>>14447450
Also Holox is playing games that AREN'T pokemon, while all the Holos and Holoens seem intent on playing the shit out of that fucking game.

>Akai
>na

MAKE IT STOP

>>14444923
Sir. Why are you MAD?

>>14447370
Alternately, Nakirigumi has gained Chumbuds as an ally. Now they will dominate /vt/ with their numbers as they defend their oshis from the people pointing out they almost never stream.

>>14447621
Fubuki's golden Magikarp gambling is comfy. You couldn't pay me to watch Sanas 8 hour long Pokemon marathons though

>>14447450
>already pulling lower numbers than Goomba on DBD despite lingering debut buff
What did she mean by this?

>>14447496
Ame stays.

>got lauged out of global
>got guraposted out of /ggg/
>resorted to making a pathetic anti thread
The absolute state of Gura's antis.

>>14447702
>Selen joins Hololive
>Immediately starts collabing again with Uto in Apex
>Ame leaves because her sister and some purple dragon are mogging her on fps streams
We get Ame one way or the other

>>14447742
>Took anon an hour and some change to notice this thread
Typical chumbud reaction time

>>14447812
Anon... That's a good thing

>>14447701
Because there's like 12 other streams going on. Holox was streaming during the JST dead hours before and getting 40k a stream. Now they're trying essentially to go up against Miko and Pekora for airtime. Obviously you'll spam "cope" like the mongoloid you are, but it was obvious what would happen when the new kids on the block tried to steal the crown from the Queen and the Lesbian.

>>14447701
Guras last solo DBD stream got 17.5k. Laplus peaked at 17,522 with a good chance of going past that

>>14447838
No, it's not you retarded reddit ellipses faggot.

>>14447844
Keep writing those excuse cards.

>>14447852
>despite lingering debut buff

>>14447742
>Ever posting in the reddit containment thread
No thanks

>>14447928
>catalog scum really believes this

>>14447742
is it supposed to be surprising that the hugboxes plugged their ears?

>>14447742
>got lauged out of global
>censorship troon thinks global is respected
just because your r/hololive jannies are moderating it doesnt mean it belongs here, plebbit faggot

>>14447996
>M-Muh debut buff
3.6 million sub vtuber btw, can't even get 1% of them to actually watch her shit.

>>14448044

>>14448054

I see chumbuds are coping with Guras recline with all the grace that could be expected of them

>>14448120

>>14448120

>>14448056
I don't make a big deal over sub count. I don't know why chuubas cum buckets over it. Gura doesn't give a shit. She skipped celebrating 3 mil. I do just focus on CCV.

>>14447852
its 19k now chumkeks

>>14448315

>>14448315
Thank you for the update numberman. I'll uh... make a note.

>>14448315
don't know don't care

>>14448120
>>14448056
>>14448054
>>14447812
>>14447370
>>14446740
>>14446569
>>14446379
>>14446192
>>14445776
>>14445506

Pls cry harder and let the entire world know how pathetic you are. It gives me immense pleasure seeing you guys desperately trying to shit on Gura

>>14447996
>excuse

Did you really think anyone was gonna steal Pekora's fanbase? That's not an excuse, that's just reality, sweatie.

>gura no longer streams
>the council barely streams
>ame losing her heart
I think their management is creating a toxic environment, they don't want to show up for work anymore

>>14448483

>>14448483

>>14448056
Chumpedos too busy jerking off to Gura34

>>14448524

>>14448524

>>14448434
Scatchama...