/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>14418145
Change Rosemi from being single to being my wife.

>>14418145
I would turn Zentraya into a woman

>>14418145
Ina: the person behind her model

>>14418145
this one is ugly

Swap Kiara and Pomu. Kiara can be happy in Nijisanji without management fucking her at every turn. Pomu finally gets the exposure that she deserves.

i make okayu ballsy enough to have lesbian sex with korone during an offline collab while the stream is still running

>>14418145
Turn the Holostars into girls

Stream more frequently and in English. Preferably 12:00 to 17:00 JST to fill up the dead hours there.

Op here. I would take pic related and have her stream our breeding sex every Tuesday with her new big tits

i would change the bank account that rushia's earning are paid into, to my bank account

>>14418145
HoloEN and NijiEN switch talents and staff
except for Selen and Reimu and IRyS and Fauna

>>14419139
Finana graduates after too many shart and sex jokes.

>>14419405
that's why I included the staff as well
NijiEN management doesn't care and even clips sex jokes for the official channel

>>14419405
Remember when Matsuri and Marine hadn't graduated? Good times...

>>14418426
fpbp

>>14419139
A lot of Niji EN are actually fans of other Niji talents, and they might not get to collab as much if they swapped.
Thinking of Pomu and the gang going feral after they killed Kuzuha in the boat game.

>>14418145
Change Irys's model.

>>14420372
Granted, but RedJuice still remains as her papa so he designs and rigs her new model.

>>14418145
change Artia's status from "graduated" to "active"

>>14418145
change Artia's status from "graduated" to "deceased"

>>14420787
“I love Kiryu Coco”
-Artia
preasu undastan
government would kill her if she didn’t do what they wanted

Have all of Pekora's streams subbed in perfect English.

>>14420999
+999999 subs within a month.
Most clippers tend to only translate the funny moments, but there are some hidden gems as well.

I would make myself as big as Gura lol

>>14420869
> Yogiri still alive and survive

Your point is invalid now and go back to your Cocytus.

EVERY single vtuber now has a DSP moment where they were masturbating while live but didn't realize it

>>14422172
This but they accidentally take a shit on stream.

>>14418575
>he doesn't like cunny
Faggot.

>>14420372
Make Sana white so more people can see her... And not kill her dog.

If Kiara joined as JP the entire timeline would improve, she wouldn't speak English as much, she'd stay in Japan, she and Coco would work together to usher in the EN branch, and there would be more JP-EN colabs.

>>14418145
Make it so no vtuber can ever break character. If she says peko on stream, she says peko IRL. If she's supposed to be an immortal being, she can't die IRL.

Change Millie's agency from niji to one of the startups so that she doesn't need to private too many of her vids

>>14422021
ESL-kun, I have a genuine question. Do you get notified every time someone mentions Tia? I always see your replies even when the thread isnt about Tia/Coco

>>14418865
Make her can sing well, or at least make her attend a singing lesson

>>14418481
This
I was gonna say stop using shitty text to speech
But now that you mentioned it

>>14418145
I want my Oshi to have the ability to make me instantly understand what she is talking about. Grinding moonrunes in my 30s is hell and I'm not learning fast enough.

Give IRyS this model. Don't care about Lui

Make council stream

Make her able to do good in group collabs

>>14418145
Just one thing? To hell with that, I'm a greedy man.

>gura ver2 with a good rigger
>black dress to replace mori's new outfit
>blue dress to replace that transparent veil abomination Ame's wearing (I still dig the new hairstyle)
>force kiara to install Linux and binge watch toku so she can akshually make her father proud
>make baelz talk in Cantonese with her normal voice
>man-slap Kronii and tell her to be more appreciative of how many fans she has
>threaten to beat fauna with a pool noodle until she becomes less retrained and more interesting like Rushia
>make Mumei be more energetic and have her get some goddamn hobbies
>redesign Sana to be more mocha than muddy
>have a better artist redesign irys with a more blue/black/white/gold color scheme and give her an enranged look the moment she tries to protest
>make Selen speak Cantonese for an entire stream and have her apologize for lying on her debut resume if she can't
>make Rosemi do more ring fit streams; sex noises and emphatic pleading are the cheapest way to garner interest, as shown by the Shubaru ring fit stream
>give Petra a more mature looking model and have her drop the high pitched girly voice; she's currently playing against type
>have elira play more manly, action packed games to enhance her gap moe stat
>have pomu stop acting so desperate and instead focus that energy on being more confident as a person
>have finana stop talking about bodily functions aside from pissing herself (which is the only cute type of bathroom accident) and play more multi-player games with fans to boost her fan engagement stat
>put a gun to Nina's head and pull the trigger if she says honey ONE MORE FUCKING TIME
>have reimu be more culturally hispanic in the "fun loving life of the party latinx" sort of way so she differentiates herself from every other dime a dozen chuba
>give millie and enna new models more fitting of their voices personalities to solve the "gap without the moe" problem they currently have
>have millie drop the high pitched voice
>make a-chan a full time vtuber and replace her on the news updates with yagoo
>erase and memory hole omega
>make Ina cringe through an entire rehearsed speech about how virgins, wizards and incels are the best, most handsome and attractive people in the entire world, and have her restart the whole thing until she can recite it without a hint of irony
>make botan graduate for eviscerating a fan in public
>make aloe stop being so fucking menhera and have her return to Hololive
>put on a gas mask and drag coco back to Hololive kicking and screaming no matter how much gas she passes
>graduate the entirety of Vshoujo as well as anyone who took their side
>have Haruka close out a stream by sincerely apologizing to pomu from the bottom of her heart for being rude
>graduate Ollie for yubigate
>have Anya take English accent lessons
>have iofi and Risu drop the high pitched voices
>have Hana Macchia play more scifi, cyberpunk and MMO games

All still wouldn't be right with vtubing, but it would be a good start.

Gura's rigging

>retards exist even here who claim "so what if they have boyfriends"
Make it mandatory to reveal their relationship status. Lets see if it really doesn't matter if they have a bf
>b-but muh kayfabe
Don't care, I rather have some immersion breaking at the start, than someone doing GFE only to get fugged by their bf after the stream ends

>>14418145
Would make them all into legit lesbians