/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>14353974
AAAAAAAAA I STILL HEAR THE WAH

はろーぼー

>>14354334
god she's so fuckin cute

the miko crash makes me feel like a hedge trader during the enron scandal

>>14354410
the cutest robo i've ever seen

Hoshiyomis are all niggers

>>14355000
rude, but checked.

>>14355000
trips of truth
>>14354953
happy?

I jus wanted to get the abayo for once.

>>14355223
>towa today
>game towa
This one kinda sucked for phrases to make with Towa.
>>14355246
Don't mind it, you'll get it one day.

>>14354898
I've been using MKVToolNix to add delay to the subs
The problem is ridiculously annoying:
Episode 2 - Subs are behind by about a second before the OP starts (there is new stuff going on for over a minute usually), then they become synced with the rest of the episode
Episode 3 - Subs are perfectly synced before the OP, but become about a second AHEAD after it finishes

I'm fine with individually changing the delay for each episode, but the problem is I have to go THROUGH each episode to check whether I need to add a delay or not. Thank you for infodump, I'mma try some stuff

>>14355223
off by one, should have used Stellar Stellar
If a hoshiyomi gets an abayo again, use 3:12 but post it at 3:12 if you want to go further post it when the digits line up to 3:12

>>14355246
my brilliant scheme to phone post this as an immediate reply got cucked by slow mobile data. ticked to "Archived" right as the upload hit 99%
I snipe way more of them than I'd like to admit to rig the word cloud music, it's really easy lately, just consider how long it's been since we've had a proper fubuki ABAYO
>>14355296
towa long banana
>>14355376
>using MKVToolNix to add delay to the subs
I'm already impressed, they grow up so fast. The VLC suggestion is the equivalent of remuxing them with MKVToolnix with a fixed delay without needing to actually remux them if the subs have the same filename as the video, they will autoload in VLC/MPC-HC/MPV - anything that doesn't suck ass
Aegisub and more modern utilities like Subtitle Edit - although it may do fucky things to .ass formatting if you don't pay close enough attention can let you do more finetuned delays on specific parts - make all the subs before the OP x.xxx s earlier and all the subs after it x.xxx s later, etc.
>>14355416
Joe's been whining for Andromeda forever
>spoiler
kek. that'd only work at 3:12 AM

>>14355546
Towa banana...

>>14355546
Joe has also been whining about wanting a gf in god knows how long and I don't see him making any progress

>>14355677
How do you expect him to get a gf? Imagine being a woman in the middle of the street when a midget built like a mountain with an almost empty bottle of vodka in one hand and a pie with mold on it on the other appears in front of you and starts approaching you, as he gets closer you see that his shirt is full of stains. You turn around and start running fearing for your life. After some time you stop and look around, the creature seems to have disappeared, you go back to your home and hope you can sleep this night.

>>14355376
I'm going to download Aegis and screw around now, thanks. Also I didn't know about the filename thing, thank you for that as well - one less pain to deal with every 20 minutes
>Impressed
Why does it feel like my dad just complimented me on getting my first job or something, what the hell is this

>>14355223
>reading girl mahjong
Ogey.

>>14355991
>>14355546
Replied to myself by accident, gomen

>>14355376
The "Shift Times" window should be all you need. You shouldn't need to use "Start times only"/"End times only" - keep it set to both. You can ctrl/shift click e.g. all the lines before the OP to make them earlier with "Selected Rows" and then make the rest later or vice versa by picking the first line after the OP and doing "selection onwards"
Bonus autism: clicking that "Edit" button you see near the audio on the right or "Subtitle -> Style Manager" and looking at the styles in the "Current Script" box on the right half can let you know if you're missing any fonts used. .ass fansubs usually come pre-embedded in an mkv with the necessary fonts as an mkv attachment.
>>14355991
kek, godspeed

[BREAD UPDATE]
Bread has been baked
Bread is good, no noticeable off-flavors
Now I will turn one of the loaves into garlic bread

>>14356210
that looks hot, good job anonchama

>>14356210
can you write my name on it

>>14356254
Yes, Bakeranon. Write bread's name on it.

>>14356210
>Spoiler
Fucking based lad, love me garlic bread
Nice bread by the way

>>14356210
cook for me anon

>>14356108
no worries. a few minor idiosyncracies from aegisub since it's ancient
if you open an .mkv with embedded subtitles directly, you might have to do "File -> Open subtitles from video" to actually load the subs
if you open the .ass itself and it doesn't auto-load the video it likely won't - the filename the subber was using is what it will be looking for you can manually load the video from Video -> Open video. once you save the edited .ass file, it will replace the hidden comment that was telling it to look for "name of fansubbers video file.mkv" and any further edits will auto-load your mkv

>>14356210
How do you turn one of it into garlic bread? Do you put garlic on top of it?

>>14356462
NTA but make a garlic sauce, (usually butter and minced garlic mixed together, but get creative, I add mayonnaise and onion leeks), spread it on the bread, then toast/bake it a bit more.

>>14356571
Spreading your mayo over bread...

>>14356363
Thank you, I would be 10 steps behind without this help
Pic related appeared in front of my face, I think I'm gonna have a nap before I start using my brain again. Will figure this out on my own, just not now

>>14356571
>mayonnaise

>>14356623
only a little bit, a tablespoon for a loaf at most, to add another layer of flavour to the bread...

>>14356210

>>14356602
Imagine...

>>14316091
>I actually got it
BELIEVE IN THE NENEBRO THAT BELIEVES IN YOURSELF
>>14355223
Yes, I can finally stop fishing for Sui abayos
>>14355546
>>>Joe

>>14356795
>filename
based!

>>14356740
kek, good one

>>14356795
LET'S FUCKING GGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Now tell me why the fuck you were larping as a deadbeat for the abayo, do you like bullying nekkos?

>>14357009
>were larping as a deadbeat for the abayo
Bro, I am a deadbeat, I just fish for different abayos, I think you are a bit confused on who you are talking to

Calli outfit was great, I can't wait for my ame's new outfit

>>14356254
>>14356281
It has a name now
>>14356462
This is how I'm doing it
First, cut one loaf in half
Second, make a garlic sauce with garlic, butter, parsley, and cheese I've got pecorino romano and some generic easy to melt cheese. An anon here recommended these a few threads back.
Third, put sauce on bread
Lastly, bake for 15 to 20 minutes

>>14356606
ganbatte. it's a very simple program if you ignore all the parts you don't need to fix a sync problem
>that green arrow is pointing towards the "Start" time
>red towards "End"
>blue towards duration

>>14357289
Are you gonna spread your mayo all over bread?

konnui love

>>14357289
>literally fucking writes on it
...what? is that a fucking pen? what the fuck?

>>14357184
>That skeleton
I should have known, I thought you were Dancer for some reason
This is a sign that I really really need my hag-nap
Carry on with your day sir, well done on the abayo and I wish you good luck for future ones

>>14357344
I'll just cut off that piece of crust before eating

hello i forgot to post last thread im ashamed of myself

>>14357343
>that gura corner
my sides

>>14357343
Based as always

>>14357343
>now encouraging people to buy Towa
What changed?
I'm in here 3 times, nice

>>14355223
>sometimes deadbeats change
no they dont

>>14357345
hag-nap love

>>14357343
he waited until I already posted one last kiss
exquisite as always

>>14357497
I do not agree with the hag-nap correlation. Towa is not a hag yet but she does take frequent naps. This correlation doesn't add up.

>>14357389

>>14357389
good morning!!

>>14357377
Is ink even that bad if it's on something like bread crust? I remember slurping ink from a pen when I was a kid and it was pretty bad but maybe if it's on bread ot's ok

>>14357672
I share a thread with ink slurpers and tomato haters.
never change nasfaqg, I love you all

>>14357672
sniffed it in high school, fun times.

>>14357672
>>14357780
From microbiologists to ink slurpers and ink sniffers
nasfaqg is a magical place

>>14357803
smart people scare me honestly, I find comfort in the retard posting, I feel amongst brothers.

>>14357289
Pecorino is very flavourful but it's also very hard to melt IIRC. Just a heads up, grate it finely.

>>14357482
Tell me about the deadbeats, why do they not change?

>>14357803
Hey that's unfair I'm pretty sure the ink sniffer is a microbiologist

>>14357994
thanks for the tip. It looks good so far so I think I grated it finely enough

>>14357672
this took way too long to find

>>14358122
"Somewhat of a microbiologist" here, I do not in fact sniff ink. That being said, I had ink pasta before.

I have taken a microbiology course and I have sniffed ink in the past and glue too
Don't fall for his lies

>>14358122
ink sniffer here, while I did once look at a cockroach under a microscope, I do not put myself anywhere near the title of microbiologist.

What's the r^2 between being a microbiologist and an ink sniffer? BBB, can you elucidate that?

I want to sniff Ina's ink...

>>14358167
>ink pasta
I also had it, it's great

>>14358314
Straight from the tap!

>investigator manages to derail the thread into a ink sniffing discussion
This gotta be some kind of hidden talent

>>14358269
Sure.
Most people have probably sniffed ink of some sort before, and only people that are routinely and repeatedly exposed to it during brain developmental periods are likely to suffer any detrimental effects, which are usually short-term anyway. I'd say the correlation is nonexistent due to it being too common of a denominator for any reasonable conclusion to be drawn.

>>14358407
being retarded to the point of comedic genius is an investigator superpower

>>14358474
BBB really knows it all

>>14358474
>Sure.
not even a fucking complaint. how can bbb be so based? please marry me.

>>14358476
>comedic genius
pekora is a comedic genius because of her retardeness not the investigatior

>>14358654
Today, I will remind him.

>>14358143
>first nasfaqg coming out as hags
>now the ink sniffers and glue eaters coming out of the woodwork
this is the thread theme from now on

>>14358702

>not posting the superior version

>>14358702
>>14358740
>>14358760

>>14358702
>>14358760
My fucking sides die everytime I think about it
>if he cancels the auction will he go in debt
>dunno let me try it
>-200m
I'm die

>>14358774
>November 1
picrel

>>14358856
i-is ame supposed to be Jesus in this picture? pierced hands and crown of thorns point towards that. Is ina Mother Mary? Gura as Peter? I have so many questions... is this heretical?

>>14358954
>Is Ame supposed to be Jesus in this picture?
Yes.
>Is Ina Mother Mary? Gura as Peter?
Seems that way, yes.
>Is this heretical?
Absolutely.
Aren't fanartists great?

>>14358954
Maybe? I just posted this because I thought it was fitting the situation

>>14358954
>While not recorded in the Gospel accounts, Mary cradling the dead body of her son is a common motif in art, called a "pietà" or "pity".
So it'd only be artistic heresy. And it's good art, so it ain't.

[LAST BREAD UPDATE]
I have turned the bread into garlic bread
I may have added just a bit too much sauce on the bread but its good

>>14359351
>a bit too much sauce
no such thing. Good job anon.
pls caramelize it more if possible, it still looks too mushy. but if thats what you're into, why not.

>>14358774
>November 1
it feels like it has been a lot longer than just a bit over a month

>>14359351
I agree with >>14359434, throw it on the broiler for a bit, it'll crispen up a bit better

Numbers Review will include a scrapbooking segment today. Please look forward to it.

>>14359351
>>14359542
Ill try it with one of the halves, I already started eating the other

>>14359579
>scrapbooking segment today.
>scrapbooking
absolutely 100% certified parent material.

>>14359643
meant to reply to >>14359434

>>14359579

>>14359513
It really does, I really enjoyed my 15 minutes of fame

>>14359579
>scrapbooking
hype

>>14359579
Will we also have post-lunch nap? Bedtime story reading? BBB, please.

>>14359579
What will there be in the scrapbook? Graphs?

>>14356740
lmao

>>14359859
Did you eat your veggies?

>>14360140
Yessir!

>>14360348
I can share some biscuits and milk!

>>14360348
Even your tomatoes?

>>14360525
And brussels, too! I've been a good boy, I want a bedtime story!

>>14356795
>>14357009
>>14357184
I'm so fucking confused by this bros.

oh god, it wasn't the coffee that I forgot by the server. I poured that out days ago, didn't smell off either, area still smelled rank. I forgot to put/throw away a bag of leftover chipotle. it's gained sentience.

>>14359859
>Post-lunch nap?
No.
>Bedtime story reading?
I'll see what I can find, but no promises.

>>14359871
It'll be a comparison between today's numbers and some older numbers and how the market has changed over longer periods of time than normally covered.

>>14360652
>spoiler
anon...

>>14360675
sounds like good fun

>>14360563
oh such a good boy! the best boy! a handsome prince. Now wait patiently for whatever Choco anon is doing and you will get cake . Cake!

>>14360652
holy fuck anon what the hell
>>14360675
>No.
nyo...

>>14360715
>>14360782
this is what I get for keeping a tall paper bag nearby for tossing recycling into...I thought it was just cans in here.
chipotle bowls are porous. far more porous than you'd ever realize in the time it takes to finish eating, or the day or two it might spend in the fridge. mold. mold everywhere. I might have to throw this rug away. I might actually need picrel to come save my ass I've been huffing this shit for days now

>>14360889
>porous
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>14360889
Get some fresh air, but you're probably fine if you don't yet feel bad.

>>14360748
Please do not use me to engage in your sexual fantasies by proxy.

>>14360889
>I might have to throw this rug away.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>14360939
Sorry BBB. This is the way the cookie crumbles.

>>14360939
yes, windows are open. rug's been doused in actual hospital grade shit.
>>14361066
I think it can be saved checked

Niggers.

>>14362128
Based!

>>14360889
This is one of those soundposts that I really like. Always end up listening to it on loop for several minutes

>>14360889
>rug
anon please don't tell me it's that kind of rug

>>14362436
ruichan....

>>14362436
Why did JP6 flop? Council has tons of people on their oshiboard, they should learn a thing or two from them

>>14362986
>Comparing a predominantly-JP-speaking generation to an English-speaking one.
Gee, I wonder which language has more people?

>>14362986
Early Council faced the same problem. Oldfags who'd oshichange (disgusting) have tons of other coins that the probably-still-overpriced holoX coins need to beat in order for them to appear on the leaderboard. On the other hand, with newfags, their biggest advantage is quick shifting of coins. As such, their stacks rarely remain stable, and oshicoining early is one of the most crippling things you can do in the game.
Give it time, anon. They haven't flopped just yet. Their prices need to stabilise and only after they establish themselves for a month or two we can talk about them flopping or not.

>>14363153
>oshicoining early is one of the most crippling things you can do in the game.
ayyyyyy at least im crabbing with my bros who also made stupid decisions!

I wish i was japanese. How do i become japanese while putting next to no effort into it?

>>14363730
/become/

>>14363153
The average top-100 player also has hundreds (if not thousands) of their most-held coin. Even at 5x you only had time to buy about 3000 before IPO period ended and adjustments started coming in. These girls are numberfags; they're not going to let their subs and views slip easily. They want to be the front and center of attention. Their value isn't dropping significantly unless Susan slaps them down HARD. La+ lost what, 30k subs? Within a few hours she was crying about it on Twitter and farming them right back up.
Only an idiot would buy hard into JP6 right now.

>>14363932
That makes for a different argument, too - if their value isn't dropping significantly and they are in fact numberfags themselves who will wish to pull those numbers for a prolonged time, then their dividends will need to tell the same story. Only then it'll become viable to buy into them en masse.
That being said, this is just looking at it from a perspective of reason. Oshicoining is, by its definition, defying reason.

>>14364155
>Oshicoining is, by its definition, defying reason.
you make me sound so much cooler than I am anon! thanks!

A network

>>14364843
if you enjoy the endless anguish that is liquidating your oshi's coin in an attempt to scrounge up enough to actually make some money off day trading, or preparing for divvies, sure, its cool

>>14362167
Massive Attack takes me back. o7
>>14362238
que? it's a cheap Ikea floor rug. thankfully it isn't high pile. think I cleaned it all out, but I was 100% ready to toss it

>>14365101
You know, a cumrug

>>14365148
>cumrug
>with mold
not even the fires of hell are enough for that.

>>14364955
I'm not saying it's bad. I think it's based.
That being said, it does defy reason in terms of being a viable trading strategy, since you're evaluating a coin's worth based on the fact it's representing your oshi, and not the profit it can bring.

>>14365148
Use a sock or something man.

??????

>>14366810
Cucks. I hate them.

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

19th hour, enjoy, etc.

Hello!
I come with a useless report for you!

Here are the holders of ranks 20, 50, 100, and 250 and those immediately above and below them!

Remember that the divvies are soon here! If you have a lot of liquid left you should consider spending it now! Remember that there is one adjustment before the divvies!

>>14369383
>19:00:00

>>14369383
>19:00:00

/vt/ has officially taken over DBC
Our first game is vs. /vsj+/ 22:40 GMT, 19:40 server time on Saturday.

i’m gonna fuck a kenzoku

>>14365218
don't forget this is 4chan
always remember the dude with full grown fungi larger than a coke bottle out of his forgotten cumrag

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 7,437,223, a 0.84% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 119,955. There are 25 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 494,267 shares, or 6.65% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 23,028 shares, or 0.31% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 38):
>Ayame :: +4.7%
>Fubuki :: +4.3%
>Roboco & Koyori :: +4.1%
>Iroha :: +3.8%
>Chloe :: +3.7%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 24):
>Shion :: -3.3%
>Melfissa & Fauna :: -3.1%
>Kronii :: -2.5%
>Sana :: -2.4%
>Ollie :: -1.8%

1 coin (Subaru) had a net 0% change in volume today.
27 other coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $126,239.79, which is a decrease of 0.48% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $114,180,634,894.96, which is an increase of 1.42% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $15,352.59. A total of 19 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $10,134,534,593.39 in total market value, or 8.88% of market value.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest value, at $128,466,764.16 in total market value, or 0.11% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 32):
>Shion :: +43.7%
>Kronii :: +33.8%
>Melfissa :: +28.2%
>Calliope :: +24.4%
>Lamy :: +19%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 30):
>IRyS :: -31.3%
>Mumei :: -30%
>Mio :: -22.8%
>Rushia :: -21.1%
>Luna :: -19.5%

25 coins had a sub-5% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $71,777,285, which is a decrease of 28.1% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $118,910,340.46 today, a decrease of 32.31% from yesterday's salary.

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 24):
>Ollie :: +86.1%
>Choco :: +22.2%
>Sana :: +7.1%
>Shion :: +4.6%
>Lui :: +3.1%
>Fubuki :: +2.4%
>Amelia :: +2.1%
>Calliope :: +1.9%
>Roboco & Mio & Flare :: +1.5%
>Subaru :: +1.4%

38 coins did not receive any Superchats today.


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>2 coins (Coco, Ayamy) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>3 coins (Korone, Matsuri, Reine) adjusted red, but are still trending downwards.
>5 coins (Calliope, Roboco, Gura, Polka, Aki) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>2 coins (Pochimaru, AZKi) adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>49 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Cycle Average):
>Shion :: $38.65 Down
>Kronii :: $29.88 Down
>Miko :: $28.65 Up
>Mumei :: $24.84 Up
>Fauna :: $23.66 Down

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Cycle Average):
>Ui :: $0.01 Down
>Matsuri :: $0.04 Down
>Nabi :: $0.05 Up
>Coco :: $0.13 Up
>Aki :: $0.15 Up

More forthcoming.

>>14363153
yeah haha wouldn't it be funny if there was a coin with no big oshicoiners but it was around since Gen3? ahahaha...

>>14371131
>we have to face /yah/ again
the bear scares me
>we have to face the VTL champs
oh god
>Lumi shitposting vsj impressions during our match?
oh yes
>no /become
;_;

>>14363932
how hard is hard? I'm close to 1000 chloe

>>14366810
>he didnt buy
sucks to be you

>>14371225
/become/ is a now permanently dead thread but the lamys still remain among the board

>>14371262
I always have a big stack of Ayame in case of emergencies.

>>14371209
Takeshi...

Still working on the Monthly Market Observation Report for Perception of Gains, Financial Fidelity eXamination and Inspection Visual. Hopefully you find it worthy of acclaim.

>>14371348
sex with Ayamefriend

>>14369383
Warning: Large Image Ahead
Good evening, welcome to the News Hour. This is your NASFAQ Market Report for Thursday, December 9th

>>14372186

>>14372186
Excellent acronym.

>>14372186
Ah yes, the critically acclaimed report

Here's an acclaim-worthy Monthly Market Observation Report for Perception of Gains, Financial Fidelity eXamination and Inspection Visual.
This is a joke. We're not calling it that.

Here's the Semi-Comprehensive Report of Adjustment Progress.
Data comparison is between 12/9 and 11/9. We've had the debut of a new JP Gen since then, as well as the confirmation of ID and EN 3D being delayed indefinitely. The 9th of November also has a lot of the numbers of the SportsFes still in play (it was only 3 days beforehand, on 11/6). Additionally, Sora became a music channel and Roboco had a huge number of videos unprivated. Conversely, Luna lost a huge chunk of her Piano videos.
For those unaware, there have been roughly 4,320 cycles since 11/9. This will be important later.

>Total shares gained in the past 30 days was 2,195,256. This is a 41.88% increase in market volume over the last month.
>The Average Shares per coin has increased by 27,991. This is an increase of 30.4% in average market volume.

>Starting Liquid has increased by $18,845.73, a 17.55% increase since last month.
>Total Market Value has increased by $44,035,920,986.30, a 62.78% increase since last month.
>Average Value per share has increased by $1,971.22.

Top 5 Value Increases over the month, and Average Increase per Cycle:
>Shion :: 129.4% :: $2.60/c
>Civia :: 80.2% :: $2.08/c
>Nene :: 78.5% :: $1.74/c
>Flare :: 64.3% :: $1.14/c
>Lamy :: 55.7% :: $1.23/c

Top 5 Value Decreases over the month, and Average Decrease per Cycle:
>Risu :: -60.8% :: $2.63/c
>Miko :: -29.9% :: $1.23/c
>Rushia :: -21.2% :: $0.81/c
>Okayu :: -20.6% :: $0.80/c
>Luna :: -19.6% :: $0.41/c

The following coins have a sub-5% change in value over the last 30 days: Marine, Ayame, Kanata, Nachoneko, Coco, Sora, Gura, Hololive, Mumei, IRyS.

To the surprise of literally nobody paying attention, Volume only went up for all coins in the past month, so here's the top 10 Volume Gains and the Average Increase per Cycle:
>Mel :: 104.2% :: 8.25/c
>Civia :: 94.9% :: 3.01/c
>Miko :: 92.9% :: 27.36/c
>Roboco :: 78.7% :: 10.33/c
>Sora :: 76.6% :: 10.95/c
>Calliope :: 68.6% :: 46.56/c
>IRyS :: 65% :: 15.05/c
>Noel :: 63.3% :: 13.69/c
>Mio :: 62.8% :: 9.29/c
>Marine :: 61.7% :: 21.52/c

Top 10 Market Value Increases over the past month:
>Civia :: 251.1% :: $89,596.56/c
>Shion :: 213.1% :: $279,322.75/c
>Subaru :: 123.9% :: $551,528.68/c
>Nene :: 121.6% :: $236,629.30/c
>Kiara :: 114.9% :: $367,194.20/c
>Flare :: 111.5% :: $238,840.55/c
>Roboco :: 104.5% :: $90,175.32/c
>Botan :: 98.8% :: $224,360.44/c
>Noel :: 92.8% :: $180,164.69/c
>Lamy :: 89.4% :: $207,803.37/c

Top 3 Market Value Decreases over the past month (there were only 3):
>Risu :: -40.9% :: -$55,092.63/c
>Luna :: -7% :: -$11,062.09/c
>Rushia :: -4% :: -$28,082.60/c

Observations:
>Projections in September had us reaching the 1 Trillion mark in late November, so if you want proof that Bogration helped stave off inflation, there it is. Undeniable proof that honk totally owned you lamers.
>HoloX only makes up about 2.86% of total Market Value and 2.6% of Market Volume, which is not considered significant considering they are 8% of currently available coins.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

WHO IS READY FOR HOLOS TO STREAM VR AMOGUS

>>14371131
nasfaq got any roster change etc? or we doing the same everything?

Mori's extremely cute today. Look at her go!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLg8GmSv6_o

>>14374976
>41.88% increase in market volume
> 62.78% increase in market value.
big chunky market. where is the inflation fags?

>>14375468
Same roster, one new model! Will do some polls re: the roster for /vt/l2 in January.

>>14374976
>Rushia :: -4% :: -$28,082.60/c

>>14374976
>>Mel :: 104.2% :: 8.25/c

>>14376822
>new model
post abortion towa?

>>14377206
She went up a lot at once, but barely budged most of the rest of the month.

>>14375406
Enough of the fucking amongus
Hololive, why can't you let the damn thing die

>>14380461

>>14383322
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>14383322
towa...

I'm going to sell Towa

>>14385489
That's the smart choice

night

>>14371147
Me too

towa timestamps her own utawakus

You know, now that I think about it... You can optimise your divies and day-trading as much as you want, but in the end, it will take you weeks, if not months, to really move up in the leaderboard. But if you gamble with high enough stakes against someone and win, you can pass several ranks in an instant...

>>14390118
Post dick

>>14390118
no need for gamble. just be friends with the top 5, or even top 20 and you will get to move up very quickly

>>14390334
But can you call yourself a man, if the only reason you moved up so high was because someone rich took a liking to you?

>>14390368
and there's the question, what is more important to you, moving up fast and with no chances of losses or your dignity. you can't deny the effectiveness.

>>14390430
You have to remember that there's a limit to how much money the rich player is willing to just throw away. There must be a point, where effectivenes shifts into the riskier option.

>>14390334
I don't think all poorfags friends with people from the top 20 got money from them

>>14390534
that's not the point though, let's say player mr.rich gave you 5m. there is no feasible way to make that 5m in trading in a day. 5m is still 5m. yes there is a limit, but you still get your money wherein your competitors don't have it. sorry im esl bad english etc
>>14390596
that is true, but at the same time, not the point. ask for money i guess.

>>14390683
stop trying to groom the heimin you desperate fuck

>>14390683
But if you were to gamble, say, 50m. There is no feasible way to make that 50m in trading in a week. And you get the money, while your competitors don't. Doesn't seem so bad, does it?

>>14390797
But the heimin already got groomed by the kenzoku

>>14390810
that's the keyword, if. if you lose. rip those 50m. i like gambling and i don't like handouts, it ruins the game, but based on pure facts, "friendship" is 100% more effective on getting easy money.
>>14390797
i don't partake in nasfaq romantic scene and never will

>>14390810
What do you even mean by gambling?

>>14390810
first and foremost you'd need someone willing to gamble and something to gamble over now wouldn't you

>>14390924
If you willing to win big, you should be prepared to lose just as big. That goes without saying.

>>14390992
Are you thinking what I am thinking?

I'll see you guys at the table

>>14390982
Playing a game that involves risk, while betting your money on your victory.
>>14390992
Yeah, that's true. That's probably the hardest part, too.

>>14391003
true. then good luck finding someone to gamble 50m with you and i hope you win.

>>14391027
that we need to bother honk until he finally implements that betting infrastructure we proposed like 4-5 months ago to make the game more fun officially?
I guess.
That Mahjong would be a great way to gamble away money? definitely.

honk i want a irl bookie system here in nasfaq

I mean, we could rig that shit up.
It would work on the honor system, which of course opens up ways for people to pussy out. Auctioning away some random item and the loser forced to bid those 50M or whatever on it would do the trick, honk even makes taxes from that shit.
All you need is some nice looking infrastructure in pictures, something like a boilerplace contract you post in the thread with a floor ID so it's valid etc., pictures so it's more visible and we can shitpost about it. Since it's honor-based, the thread must know and it has to be verified on the floor in any case, we did that shit a bit back in the days but it went out of favour.

as for Mahjong, let me do a quick lookup how that scoring shit works again and present some examples.

>>14391063
Yes and yes, please honk add it

>>14391169
If you wanted to keep it simple, you could just do 25k points = x dollars and ignore the 1-4 bonuses

>>14391169
Official rates at parlors are a good place to start, but the nature of nasfaq means some balancing has to happen.
How this works is players start with 30k points, everyone pays 5k "table fee" - this we would ignore because MahjongSoul is free and taxes are a thing.
>>14391432
I think the cleanest thing to do would be using the + and - numbers at the end of every game as a base, since it already calculates that stuff for you.
Payments I think are fine like they're explained here under "Playing for money":
http://mahjong-ny.com/features/mahjong-parlors/
Say we have this game right here.
One suggestion would be to play Point:$10k, meaning NenePro with +46.2 would be entitled to $462k which each other player has to pay in their parts (33k, 156k and 273k respectively).
Were it to be both 1st and 2nd in the plus, 3rd and 4th first pay 1st who then has to pay 2nd what he's owed.
Point:10k sounds reasonable, Point:100k is Top100 Saturday comfort zone and Point:1M would be the shadow realm shit Heimin talked about.
Problem: find 4 people and agree on a rate. (or 3 if 3P is cool with people)

Heimin really wants to gamble his entire savings after reading Kaiji.
Many such cases!

>>14391599
I want to play a Mahjong match against cypher, him wagering his net worth and me wagering my entire net worth and /api/deleteOwnAccount. We play until complete destruction of either one of us.

>>14391599
>$462k @$10k
Not enough
>$4.62M @$100k
I HAVE FOUND THE PATH TO NASFAQ VICTORY
This is the perfect reason to play more Mahjong holy shit

>>14391773
Yes, I'm very impressionable, so what?>>14391599
This system seems pretty reasonable to me.

>>14392190
cute...

>>14392190
Regarding wanting to gamble, all I have to say is: Same desu.

>>14392190
I want to kiss you

BROS

>>14392858
A Christmas miracle!

hewwo anyone wanna play some Apex Video Game

>>14394053
>hewwo
>apex

>>14394053

>>14394161
look man i did an 8 hour session yesterday like my oshi used to do in the past but i need more ...addiction
>>14394179
nyo...

>>14394274
what rank?

>>14394274
sex with chibi aqua

>>14394348
nearing plat 1 right now

>>14392858
Whose channel?

>>14394383
i'm still gold 3, I've barely played this season

Would you still love your oshi if her height scaled with her current coin value (based on the average of all coin value)
7ft bottomless gura, tomboy muscle Calli and Subaru ,a tiny risu and baelz living in your shirt pocket or riding on your shoulder, super loli matsuri (yes please)

>>14394525
I'd 5x her and 5x her on several alt accounts because tall girls are the fucking shit

>>14394572
How tall are we talking about though?

>>14394525
I'm not sure how this scale works out but I think Towa might be like... slightly taller than normal, which is fine I guess?

>>14394604
If this really is Mikofag, then the answer might be surprising to you.

>>14394525
What if you became smaller depending on the market share you own of your oshi?

smol mio too

>WU
>Check GF's channel
>ASMR today
Oh yeah, sex time

>>14394757
control yourself

>>14394757
Did you buy the eggs?

>>14392858
heh i can’t find art of all 3 of them, this is disappointing

>>14394924
I was just kidding, can't do it outside home
>>14395145
not yet

>>14392858
now that is a good concert

Oh, that's an annoying amount of green for a Friday. Time to multi a bunch of questionable shit, again.

>>14394604
as tall as possible, did I stutter

did we not get dividends this week

>green day
time to not sell greens today i guess.
>>14396552
why would you think of that?

post 'em

>>14396552
Dividends are coming in about 15 hours

>>14396552
anon, your calender reps...

>>14396588

god this is depressing

>>14396588
why is everything so green on friday

89 cycles til zero. IGMI.

>>14396681
>IGMI
>buying shitcoins
err

>>14396705
>buying shitcoins

>>14396705
>he can't see all the good deals in the market right now

>>14396592
isnt it saturday

>>14396801

>>14396790
i hope this is bait.

>>14396868
t. poor

>>14396801
you know what that means

>>14363153
>oshicoining early is one of the most crippling things you can do in the game
Not if your oshi is one of the meta coin

>>14396954
What would your oshi think if she saw you getting drunk?

>>14397027

>>14397027
she's the one getting me drunk

>>14397050
I can't believe they put my boy in a dress

>>14397096
I can't believe I want to fuck my boy wearing a dress

>>14396868
do your reps

>>14397010

>>14397096
what's her first outfit supposed to be if it wasn't a dress

Good morning, I am buying Towa.

>>14389140
She's been doing this for a while now.
>>14392858
Guess that's one of Towa's many big, massive plans announced.
>>14395184
I actually can't recall many instances of all 3 of them collabing together, even if they're all good friends.
>>14397010
Oshicoining one of the meta coins is known to be easy mode, because if you were to play for money alone, you'd end up with larger piles of those coins inherently.

>>14397258
Tuxedo

>>14397258
A uniform

>>14397258
naked

>>14397258
micro bikini

>>14397258
chastity cage (XL)

>>14397258
Working uniform, anon. Miko Mori is cute...

>>14397258
a tight school uniform

>>14397340
Oshicoining early, even if your oshi is a metacoin, is a massive mistake. Early on divvies are only a very smart portion of the income compared to profiting off the price difference. Holding a large portion of your assets in the form of your oshi early on is like tying down your shoelaces at the start of a marathon.

>>14397732
For the first week or two, sure
Past that you're coping hard

>>14397732
I'm not saying it's smart per say, but compared to other coins, those meta coins are way better inherently, especially getting Mori on discount when you first start.

>>14397772
I'd say up until you reach top 50 or top 100. Which is not the first week or two.
>>14397823
It's less of a "mistake" later on, yeah, since it's closer to what would be purely optimal (and soulless) play.

>>14397732
tell that to the GuraCHADS who rocketed to the top of the leaderboard earlygame with only Gura

You can day trade your way to 10M networth you idiots, divs don't matter at the start

>>14397883
10M is a bit generous, but they still matter. If you're trying to RTA a leaderboard climb, you're min-maxing your divs by holding exactly 0 shitcoins at 00:00 on Saturday.

>>14397881
>earlygame
You might have noticed that we're not in the early game anymore, anon. Reality of trying to climb the leaderboard has changed.
If you started an account right now and had absolutely perfect play with no oshicoining, ideal dividends setup and god-tier daytrading, maybe you'd get to top 50 after 6 months or so.

>>14397932
Obviously, what you are going to be doing is buying a lot of shit from Monday to Thursday and selling in later on that same day/holding it over for adjustment if there is a big event, then on Friday you make div purchases and then liquidate everything after payout, you guys are making it sound like you need to start buying those 10% return shitcoins starting from Monday when day-trading as a poorfag has a much higher ceiling of returns

>>14397868
>top 100
Top 100 is currently $200mil, you'll need divvies from those meta, it's much lower when you should start preparing for divvies than what you said, like the other anon said 10M by daytrading if we're being generous.

>>14398090
Naturally by the time you hit top 100 dividends and long term positions need to be a part of your strategy, but in order to climb you need to still optimise your day-by-day trades and your dividends.

>>14398170
Sounds like a lot of meta-oshi cope to me

>>14398226
You seem to misunderstand what I mean. I do think that climbing is easiest without oshicoining, oshicoining is not crippling if your oshi is a metacoin, and it can be crippling if your oshi is a shitcoin.
That being said, oshicoining early, even if your oshi is a metacoin, is to put it simply idiotic.

>>14398170
That last part is true for everyone, my point is merely the fact that poors should still hoard metacoins at lower ranks than what you're saying, hoarding Mori/Hololive especially if you get them on discount is good since they have consistent spikes/dips that one can benefit from, and likely better than trading Anya for that 100% profit.
>>14398325
It depends on what you define by oshicoining, if it's simply never selling or avoiding trading, yes, maybe in those first few weeks it's terrible, but past that it's perfectly fine if they're meta.

>>14398325
You can easily and with little consequence hoard metacoins in the 200s as of right now, that is a fact

>>14398381
Okay, then there was definitely a misunderstanding. What I said is that you shouldn't oshicoin heavily until you get around top 100, not that you shouldn't be slowly hoarding metacoins until then. As you said, you should likely start building stacks long before that.
>>14398381
By oshicoining I mean applying a different standard to a coin simply because she is your oshi. Things such as never selling, avoiding trading, or buying at higher prices/lower returns.

telling people who have less than 100 mil to only hoard dividend coin is why the leaderboard is full of afk corpses who never gain anything,
they legitimately think the only way to profit is to get 12% net worth only once a week on a friday and worse, you keep telling them its meta
you lose purchasing power past 50-100 mil but this incessant crusade to have literally everyone including new players who can only even buy 2 coins to their name only thinking of divs is actively damaging the playerbase

>>14399949
>only hoard dividend coins
but no one said that? just the fact you do need to account for dividends

Fucking la+ tight hole... T o T

>>14399949
>Only hoard
I never said that, I simply said that you could easily hoard metacoins when you have less than 100 mil and so 'oshicoining' with a coin like Mori at that point is easymode

>>14399949
Absolutely. I think I told it several times in the thread - if you are a new player, keep in mind that a lot of people talking in the thread about dividends are oldfags who have reached a point where it's the most important and most profitable strategy.
>>14400134
At the beginning, especially considering taxes, you actually don't need to account for dividends that heavily because you're not going to be hoarding coins when you have under 5-10 million. And even then, you can likely move most of your stacks in a day. You should start incorporating dividends more heavily into your strategy once you made 100x your starting liquid or so, to put it into perspective. If you tell new players to do that, you're either malicious or an idiot if you think that they matter when you can profit 20-30% of your whole net worth per day through regular trading.
>>14400197
"easymode" is not oshicoining at all. You don't need to oshicoin, the very act of oshicoining brings you a net loss (and soul to your wallet). Someone like cypher is not oshicoining Mori. He just has the most of her because she's the coin with best long-term returns. Someone like Applause is oshicoining her, because he at times keeps 3x'ing her even when there are much better trades available.

>>14400390
Almost everybody is oshicoining
it is easier for a deadbeat than a kenzoku from early to late game, you cannot deny that
There will always be a great difference in difficulty, which becomes more and more apparent as you reach active accounts on the leaderbioard

>>14400390
post your profile friend, I want a wallet to connect to those words

>>14400567
I'm not denying that it's easier for a Deadbeat than a Kenzoku? But at an early game, the difference between a Deadbeat oshicoiner and a Kenzoku oshicoiner is almost zero compared to person who doesn't oshicoin at all, who will fare much, much better. Only in the late game the difference would be more pronounced.

>>14400623
You can probably figure out who I am even without that. I'll post wallet after you do.

>>14400626
>But at an early game, the difference between a Deadbeat oshicoiner and a Kenzoku oshicoiner is almost zero compared to person who doesn't oshicoin at all

>>14400567
It doesn't matter, they are still retarded, when Towa moons like today the kenzokus don't sell and sometimes even keep buying, same shit with Applause, oshicoining (True) is a money sink, it doesn't matter how much easier it is for a deadbeat, it's still the wrong play if you want to climb

>>14400390
I don't disagree that the very beginning you should focus on daytrading, I was talking about past that initial gain of wealth.
On "easymode", I don't think there's a currently active player who is not oshicoining that is actively climbing the leaderboard, thus the easymode oshicoin argument still takes hold. Tako/Cypher not counted since they're already at the top.

>>14400626
Yes, the early game that lasts a few weeks so long as you aren't a brainlet (IF YOU DISCOUNT THE FUCKING BRAP CYCLE)

>>14400390
MFW I realize I've never really been oshicoining Maririn

>>14400773
There's difference in levels of oshicoining, 'true' oshicoining would be when you took the oshiboard from M when you didn't really care for price, but it's not like it was that bad financially tbf but that's because it's Marine, or me being a retard. What you do is just typical oshicoining, where you just have her as the larger pile just cause she's your oshi, not because she's necessarily the best.

>>14400731
That one clocknigger is climbing and he has more Mori and Holo than Kronii (which are the two biggest meta coins imo), I'm pretty sure plans stopped buying Suisei but the fag closed his wallet so I'm not sure about his other stacks
Those are all I can think off

>>14400731
I wasn't oshicoining until I reached around top 60 or so. I even sold my oshi when she spiked, all in the name of climbing and buying her more sustainably later.
There aren't that many players climbing the leaderboard at the top anyways... But in this case, I have to agree with you.
>>14400740
It took me about a month of active trading to get to 10 mil, and then one month more for 100 mil. I think that if you knew the ins and out of the market you could probably achieve those milestones even faster. I also operated in an era before taxes, which made daytrading much, much easier, and I could shift all of my positions into dividend-heavy coins by adjustments. Now it's a strategy that's basically dead.
>>14400927
True oshicoining is becoming mogu... Mogufication is absolute.

>>14401025
Clockguy also still also has a large pile of Kronii when she isn't necessarily a good coin, even if his larger piles are Holo and Mori.
Plans is a nigger, not much else to say.

>>14401159
plans may not be very smart, but he is a good man at heart

>>14401038
I have to reach a goal before I can go down the mogufication route, for now I'll just do what I've been doing.

>>14401025
Clocknigger got 200m from yfp

>>14401240
these proportions are hurting my brain

>>14401291
>hundreds of millions from yfp and a huge stack of mori
many such cases!

>>14401038
I just checked and right after I hit 10 million I had an ubroken streak of 18 green days that ended on a profit. Then I had 1 small red day, followed by 9 green days. The power of shifting liquid around and basic poi reps... I'll never get to experience 'the streak' ever again.

>>14401300
the filter on her face is hurting mine

>>14401300
Have you considered that it's the camera angle?
https://twitter.com/hakonyanya/status/1403519973809553411

>>14401291
Pretty sure he was climbing fast even before yfp lent him money. He was on the Marine oshiboard at that time, too.

>>14401159
Plans...
>>14401291
Does it really matter in this case? Even if he hadn't gotten yfp money he would probably still be doing the same buys (just in a smaller scale), for a newfag to jump a huge amount of liquid is a big change and the guy probably doesn't know how to even spend it all efficiently, I doubt yfp money made him switch up his strat

>>14401300
>>14401349
3DPD pls andastand

my parents keep asking if I'm coming for the holidays and I don't want to tell them I've watched a decade's worth of Mayday in the past month and am now scared shitless of getting on a plane

>>14401653
do you also eat pen ink

>>14401653
Just take for a very long train ride, a ferry ride if it's overseas

>>14401677
no
>>14401705
Amtrak pls undastand. I'd rather walk.

>>14401732
i'm pretty sure you're more likely to die in a car accident than a plane flight by numbers alone

>>14401786
several orders of magnitude, actually. I never said I was being rational.

>>14401838
have you tried not being a little bitch?

>>14401838
Sniff ink pen to sedate yourself, and then go onto the plane half-lucid.

>>14401786
A car crash is pretty sudden, a plane crash is several minutes of "oh cool I'm going to die".

>>14401883
A life is several decades of "oof ouch I'm going to die".

>>14401862
the hell kind of pens do you guys have? I can imagine huffing a permanent or dry erase marker, but I've got exactly one stinky Japanese pen
>>14401883
not if you're the unlucky fuck that gets sucked out in an explosive decompression
>>14401914
uh

>>14401883
I'm pretty sure plane crashes don't even cause death frequently as long you're not 3rd world or have a retard pilot

>>14401377
Pretty sure it's also the mirror that contributes to the weird proportions.

>>14401968
depends on how you define "crash". most of these seem to be "errybody ded, cept these niggers that were sitting right here"

>>14402006
Thought so as well, but I just post cosplay, light refraction and mirrors was not a good subject for me.

>>14402006
Romanceanon, what's the ETA on your own Towa cosplay?

>>14402055
jaw looks sus

>>14402055
>Those masculine hands
I think that IS romanceanon

>>14402097
>>14402103
I have not and will never post a male when I know who the cosplayer is.
https://twitter.com/ayawan1012/status/1369869439785594882
Unless they're really cute, but there's exceptions for everything.

>>14402199
I won't be convinced until I see a vagina

>>14402451
https://twitter.com/ayawan1012/status/1459195008834162691
If they could hide their bulge that well, I don't think it even matters at that point.

>>14402055
I'm definetely not an expert on this subject either but I still know some basic stuff.
>>14402079
I am not doing a towa cosplay, please stop.

>>14402508
I'd pee in her butt

Anyone baking bread?

>>14403057
it looks like a no

>>14403057
>>14403408
here
>>14404097
>>14404097
>>14404097