/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Happy birthday ya filthy nip. Now bring me out to drinks and karaoke so we can get fucked up and jam

>>14348113
Taiwan

>>14348113
dildo candles?

>>14348113
>steak
Is he... you know, can't eat lot of meat due to health issue and only eat meat on special occasion like birthday?
Don't die on me, yagoo.
If you die, holo will turn into shit.

>>14348113
At his birth the doctor asked his mother 2 questions: "What do you want to name him? Also are you sure about giving him up?"

[Spoiler]She gave only 1 answer.[/spoiler]

>>14348581
phoneposterchama...

i hope the girls wish him a happy birthday at least to show us they care, because they will celebrate off stream right ?

>>14348581
>[Spoiler]She gave only 1 answer.[/spoiler]
Do you want to start over phoneposter-chama?

>>14349768
>only polka appear at the party
>she's there only to eat the cake
Porka oruka?

>>14348113
u rike?

>>14349563
>>14349939
How about another joke murray?

>>14349960
i can definitely see polka being that only person who shows up and ends up being your best friend forever

>>14348581
i dont get it

>>14350033
What you do you get when you cross, menhera japanese women, with a society, that have no sex and will simp of them?

>>14348560
He's pushing fifty, that's precisely the kind of age where one would pay special attention to his diet lest he die of a heart attack at 65

Thank you, saviorfag prime. May we all become as big as a saviorfag as you.

>>14348113
Should have went to ribera for a REAL steak.

>>14348113
>DAMN YOU FOR RUINING MY NIJISANJIFICATION TANIGO!!!

>>14348113
fuck you yagoo. I can manage your talents better than you

>>14353292
if you can, why haven't you done it already?

>>14353354
because they won't let me into their country, let alone their main HQ building

>>14353425
well considering you don't actually speak Japanese i think we can consider your claims bogus

>>14353230
When is his birthday?

>>14350309
probably "yeah, go"

>>14353798
RIGHT NOW! NOW ANON NOW

>>14353455
I am Japanese

>>14353926

>>14348560
What's wrong with a steak?

>>14355794
Too much red meat is bad for you but you have to be eating a ribeye once a week for stuff like hypertension to be common.

>>14353854
I was talking about babyface not Yagoo

>>14355794
Red meat is pretty unhealthy and it's pretty much one of the first things doctors ask you to avoid if you have some kind of health issue, especially if you're getting up in age.

>>14356454
>>14356755
Ogey

>>14348113
Bring back Civia and Artia you coward.

>>14348113
Prepare an outfit for Pekora, you dumbfuck.
Happy birthday by the way.

>>14350390
a great entertainment industry?

>>14348560
>>14356454
>>14356755
>red meat bad
>coming from studies that don't separate processed red meat consumption from unprocessed and don't account for the fact that the biggest red meat eaters are alcoholic chain-smoking boomers whose diets consist of red meat, corn syrup, corn flour, grease and four hundred added chemicals
Imagine putting my venison stew on the same level as a baconator made from factory-farmed, grain-fed, roided and drugged up cows.

can you open up japan Abe?

https://twitter.com/hashtag/YAGOO%E7%94%9F%E8%AA%95%E7%A5%AD2021
His birthday hashtag is trending in Japan btw

Happy birthday Yazoo, thanks for Myth.

>>14355794
>a steak for his birthday
I don't know for you, but for my birthday I eat something that isn't ordinary.
Two choices:
1: he can't eat meat for a reason
2: he is actually saviorfagging much more than what we think, and don't have enough money to eat meat.

>>14350968
>>14356454
>>14356755
>not doing keto
NGMI

>>14359257
He did say during his interview that Coco makes more than he does, then again Coco does make an awful lot of money.
Besides, just because you have money doesn't mean you're going to have an expensive meal every day, ask any former poorfag.

>>14348113
That steak looks like bread

Happy birthday you fucker, thank you for giving my wife a chance

this is turning into the gaben shit real quick

>>14359748
>Turning
Have you checked the hashtag?

>>14359257
It's on a plastic tray with to-go sauce cups anon, this is likely his lunch. He's also not in burgerland, where cows grow on trees and walmart sells "steak" as everyday foods

>>14355794
Contains more fat than other kinds of meat and some people actually eat the chunks of fat, which is a terrible idea once you get old. There are some meat cuts that contain little fat and docs don't see a problem with them so not all red meat is bad.

>>14359748
>Yagoo is going to sell out Hololive and burn all his fanboys
How's it gonna go down?

>>14359885
fat is a boogeyman doctors made up in order to to keep you unhealthy and sell you meds

Is it wrong I unironically find him attractive as hell?

>>14360073
of course not, guy's in good shape by the looks of it

>>14359896
Last I checked Gaben is still making money hand over fist and has legions of fanboys lining up to suck his cock so I don't see the issue.

>>14360073
Pretty spry for a man in his fifties.

>>14348113
UOOOOH CEO KUN!!!! I'M COMING!!!!! I DON'T EVEN WANT MONEY, I DO THIS FOR FREE!!!!!
Reddit shit.

>>14353926
Prove it, show us your micropenis

just farming that grass
also unrelated but I find it strange how his Twitter is basically 80% Holostars simping despite the fact that they are barely relevent in contrast to the girls

>>14360073
Only if you are a man

>>14360213
seetho motto

>>14360288
Holostars is his pet project, he literally personally managed the entire branch until he could get a proper manager.
Also i gather he doesn't want to piss off any gachis by acting too familiar with the girls.

>>14356454
Lets ignore processed food, lets ignore the overmedication of individuals. Lets focus on cooked meat, the very thing that made us develop.

Yagoo has 24 days untill the bombshell will drop.

>>14361160
bombshell?
elaborate

>>14359896
I don't see Gaben selling out his company nor burning his fanboys tho, he's still getting fat stash doing nothing and not caring about anything while his fanboys are defending his company from the Epic menace 24/7 for free.

Lets be real here without this guy this board wouldnt even exist

Thank you for believing in my boys and for saviorfagging 50+ people.

>>14361631
same could be said about Sora and A-chan

>>14360073
Only if you are a woman

>>14361790
>saviorfagging 50+ people
there are more besides Botan?

>>14361917
That's right.

>>14348113
https://youtu.be/5x4BebIeeXE
I will never forgive Kaneki Ken for making fun of him. Ghoul hate

>>14359748
I miss the yearly /v/ birthday present to Gaben, if there's a non seanigger anon that lives in japan it could be fun

>>14360073
He has very good teeth for a jap

>>14360288
this >>14360322
Hololive is A-chan(Sora)/M-chan/Omega while STARS is truly his

>>14360271
Why the penis? That's gay.

Yagoo will save /vt/

I'm older than Yagoo

>>14359694
he also fucked the fuck out of her face tho

>>14348113
At least he got rid of HoloCN

>>14358816
Abe isn't here anymore anon

>>14370360
I always had the impression it was the jp women who have shocking teeth

>>14382461
Japan has decent dental care, what are you talking about? They aren't Britain

https://twitter.com/cover_corp/status/1469159615770554371?s=20

how do you think he will react to meeting each of the EN2 girls irl?

>>14359047
It's trending worldwide as far as I can tell.

>>14348113
I wish I were Yagoo

Come to think of it. Does Yagoo have his own vtuber rig?

>>14388524
No, why would he?

>>14348113
What is he eating?

>>14390116
He was Roboco

>>14359581
>>14359257
>CEO
>salary
>wealth

A CEO founder's wealth is always going to be primarily from the shares he privately owns in Cover, which will be worth a lot more than whatever Coco had once Cover becomes a publicly traded company.

>>14348113
the mask is kek

>>14390216
sure, but it's not a publicly owned company now, so that means all the shares he has in the company aren't worth much more than the paper it's written on.

>>14388524
>>14390116
newfag

>>14348113
happy birdo day

>>14350390
This.

>>14348113
i wanna fuck him

>>14390116
IIRC, according to Cover's internal survey (they showed the result in one of their gameshow stream on the main channel few months ago), more than 30% of their employee (talents not included) have their own L2D or 3D models. What if Yagoo is part of those 30%? Just for fun, it's not like everything need to serve some greater purpose

>>14361386
Holo_EN is being sold to Sony.

>>14360153

Thought he was like mid 30s, is he really 50?

>>14404746
you live around heavy alcoholics?

>>14360288
You think his special Stars gave him a special night iykwim?

>>14404746
This is a photo of him from when the game boy was still the hot thing around, Ie sometime in 1990-1995, you figure it out.