/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wah!

>Says I failed the captcha
>Posts it anyway
Hiromoot fix your shit.

Baaaaakku bakku BAKKU!

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 7,375,619, a 1.2% increase from yesterday's volume. That's 87,192 shares, or 605.5 shares per cycle.
>Average shares per coin is 118,962. There are 25 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 482,055 shares, or 6.54% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 23,120 shares, or 0.31% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 43):
>Roboco :: +8.1%
>Chloe :: +7.6%
>Koyori :: +7.1%
>Laplus :: +6.6%
>Sora :: +4.7%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 19):
>Lui :: -2.3%
>Mumei :: -2.1%
>IRyS :: -1.8%
>Mio :: -1.6%
>Moona :: -1.4%

1 coin (Nana) had a net 0% change in volume today.
26 other coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $126,852, which is a decrease of 4.69% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $112,585,352,204.60, which is a decrease of 6.97% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $15,264.53. A total of 20 coins are above this average.
>Pekora currently has the highest value, at $10,114,312,250.70 in total market value, or 8.98% of market value.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest value, at $129,489,571.20 in total market value, or 0.12% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 29):
>IRyS :: +43.2%
>Mio :: +29.5%
>Mumei :: +17.8%
>Shion :: +16.7%
>Hololive :: +15.4%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 33):
>Ayame :: -49.8%
>Calliope :: -48.9%
>Fubuki :: -29.8%
>Sora :: -29%
>Marine :: -23%

1 coin (Risu) had a net 0% change in value today.
23 other coins had a sub-5% change in value today. Remember this. It will be on the test.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $99,824,760, which is a decrease of 2.78% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $175,656,209.80 today, an increase of 18.47% from yesterday's salary.

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 23):
>Laplus :: +30.7%
>Polka :: +8.7%
>Shion :: +3.3%
>Marine & IRyS :: +2.7%
>Kiara :: +1.9%
>Gura :: +1.6%
>Roboco :: +1.5%
>Amelia :: +1.4%
>Flare :: +1.3%
>Haato :: +1.1%

39 coins did not receive any Superchats today.


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>2 coins (Subaru, Shion) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>3 coins (Ui, Korone, Pochimaru) adjusted red, but are still trending downwards.
>6 coins (Hololive, Laplus, Melfissa, Iroha, Kiara, Nabi) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>8 coins (Coco, Baelz, AZKi, Botan, Haato, Risu, Noel, Sana) adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>42 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Cycle Average):
>Calliope :: $69.04 Up
>Fubuki :: $51.33 Up
>Marine :: $40.95 Up
>Roboco :: $34.49 Up
>Sora :: $32.64 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Cycle Average):
>Nabi :: $0.03 Up
>Nene :: $0.12 Up
>Nachoneko :: $0.28 Up
>Civia :: $0.30 Down
>Nana :: $0.42 Down

Now, here's the test: 42 coins adjusted down today. 32 coins adjusted at less than a 5% change. How do these values correlate to the amount of coins that crabbed in value at Hour 19? Is there a direct link or am I just some retard with a chart?
I can't let you pass, until you pass.

>>14314515
>1 coin (Risu) had a net 0% change in value today.

Deadbeats... we lost...

brb I'm killing myself

>nene cope poster cost us a sexy abayo
cringe

I wonder if Ojou's divvies would spike this week. Probably not much since Honk is a jew

>>14315440
you do not know how divvies work

>>14315440
ofc they will, the onus is on you to work out how much and decide if it's a viable play. tldr; git gud poor

>>14315339
>>14315352
>>14315363
Outnumbered and I still came out on top, it'll be a hundred years before you can go toe-to-toe with me

>>14315588
Those are some fighting words, Nene-man. Are you ready to back them up?

>>14315588
You won't win next time

>>14315363
>Deadbeats and Husbands being faggots as usual
Can't have shit on Reach.

>>14315616
I have no time for small fry
>>14315668
You're damn right I won't

>>14315588
every a disabled can win the lottery
>semen slurping.jpg
gay AND disabled, claim to be half nigger and you can be in tomorrows paper!

>>14315774
and neither will I...

>>14315774
>>14316029
>deadbeat won't get the abayo
>neneposter won't get the abayo
THEY ARE

>>14315958
Sir, that's my wife slurping on my semen
If I'm going to be put in tomorrow's paper for anything, it will be my victory
>>14316029
Bro...
I BELIEVE

>>14315774
Square up, Nenepro. You and me, one 4p Mahjong hanchan. Whoever places higher wins.

>>14316321
That's an unfair proposition and you know it, that's like me asking you to 1v1 me on guitar her or something. It ain't gonna go well for the inexperienced party.
I will not accept such a proposition and I don't expect you to either

i dedicate my life to breeding a menhera so much the pregnancy hormones kick in and she finally learns how to have a happy life happy in the knowledge youre in it together and she puts the carving knife / bread knife/ tarantulas away
why pick a normal girl whos just waiting to replace you with another guy with 2% more income when you can have a girl barking like a dog and begging you to cum inside her with you not really having much of a choice since she made sure to handcuff every arm and leg to a different corner of the bed.

>>14316643
pussy

>>14316643
*guitar hero
goddamnit

>>14316672
A pussy takes a challenge and goes back on it, I am refusing the challenge outright because it is fundamentally unfair

>>14316664
this is my fantasy as well thank you for putting it in to words for me

>>14316806
He smelled the demons that rule the world of Mahjong... he knows that if he were to play, they would correct the wrong that was me not getting the abayo.

>>14316961
I smelled the hours that I'd spent in the world of Mahjong... I knew that if I were to play, I would become even more burned out than I had already been.
Also, years of experience vs weeks

>>14317365
>burned out
Oh shit. Did you hit the intermediate player hole stage?

Tetris arc doko

>>14317480
I know for sure I'm not in pon palace, but I haven't gotten a bullshit yakuman yet. However, I have learned to employ decent(?) betaori and I have improved on my tile efficiency greatly since beginning. I've played a lot recently with someone I'm trying to indoctrinate into the game, I focussed on optimising closed hands the entire time I played with them.

rhythm games arc doko

>>14317726
To be fair yfp has played for years and didn't even get a Yakuman on Majsoul. It's all about the risks you're willing to take to potentially end the match then and there.

beatori is gay, always push

>>14317736
im deaf from tupac sound posts so never

>>14317819
I disagree.

>>14317854
oh fuck off
>>14310489

>>14317872

>>14317736
we already had that, if you came to the aggie instead of crying you'd know about it

>>14316321
Lyrics:
I was sleeping in my bed dreaming a dreamly dream, in which your mother was sucking my cock, and the very slut said she was ??? and I said - Oh, for fucks sake, how come you're ??? - And then she told me she was a feminazi and that she was to abort me, even tho I'm 40yo. So I told her, abort DEEZ NUTS, you whore. And I tossed a skyblue hankerchief so she dies. Then I walked out of my home and a black wearing a cap showed up sayin' - Suh dude, wanna come to my party? It's at my place - And I said - Sure thing, I'll bring the booze and shove it up your ass - And he agreed. So it was night already, the party started and I shoved the vodka up his ass. His house was made out of metal sheets and cardboard as we where in the ghetto; and five motherfuckers came in to stop the fucking. So they joined us and we had an orgy. And Nico from ?? appeared, saying Nico from ?? from ?? from ?? from ?? from ??. After that crazy night, your ¿¿¿ descended from the heavens to tell me I was fucked and that in 50 days I was gonna die by dying dyingly, so I told them to throughly suck my dickly dick of dickery and I went to sleep as this was too much of a pain in the ass. The next day I visited your 102yo grandma who wanted to fuck, and I fucked that rotten pussy of her good, and she was so dry only sand would come out of there xDxDxD so I left her with a 900-years pregna-

Argie spanish is a trip and a half

Warning: Large Image Ahead
How can it be the News Hour without HOUR NINETEEN to tell us?
>"I have dreamed a dream, but now that dream is gone from me"

>>14317899
>cosplay today towa
>towa hour
>towa market
>post towa
>towa cute
>2x post towa
I love Towa.
I'm so deaf from tupac soundposts I can't even hear this one.

>>14317996
Holy shit. And here I just thought that Spanish spoken fast is inherently funny.

>>14317872

>>14318058
うっせぇわ
>>14306519
ニーニーニーガー

>>14317499
open a jstris lobby sometime and I'm down to play sometime if I'm not getting absolutely crushed every game
>>14317726
I have gotten kokushi and all honors in real life though

>>14318465
I thought it was funny.

>>14318537
as did I. it's more about kayfabe at this point

>>14318590
That's fair.

>>14318465
>ニーニーニーガー
sorry I don't speak bug

>>14318723
WHERE'S YOUR BREAD?!

>>14318794
He put "cunny" in the OP so it got autosaged and unarchived, like an idiot.

>>14318794
my bread...

>>14314300
You linked the wrong last thread: >>14310958

>>14318914
>>14310958
picrel...
>>14318812
thanks

It was a great OP, automod hate

>>14317899
Are you going to make an extra word cloud for the autosaged thread?

>>14317996
First two ??? are jesus I think, the Nico guy is Nico del cano some argie politician that they like to meme about apparently and last ??? is father I think
>the fucking guy had like a 4 video story line all in the same fashion, fucking argies man

>>14319126
yes.
>>14315263

>>14319126
Nenepro deserves his word cloud, he won in the end.
>>14319183
Nice.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>14319183
I thought it was just going to be anya until I saw that it was 4 minutes long, nice

CUNNY NINETEEN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
retarded niggers
useless jannies

>>14319183
>retarded niggers report insane hero

>>14314300
fat.

>>14319183
>page nyo

>tampa pick
what?
>>14314928
Joe I slept through that entire mess
>>14319001
...you tard, you were around when we learned that word was on the no no list it was very well done though. shame you had to be a nigger and ruin it, sea world
>>14319226
it wouldn't show up until I made it at least...three times as big. and then cropped it.

>>14319389
I have a 2 week memory ok

>>14319442
maybe you shouldn't eat mold, probably isn't helping

Sora

>>14319949
what about her

>>14320108

LIVE

>>14318862
Bread cosplaying towa...

>>14323244

>>14323539
>fishnets
Cute

>>14319389
To be fair when it happened the reason why was because the OP put cute and funny in it not cunny

https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1468747793208852485
BUY BUY BUY, also this is way too cute

>>14325951
Don't leak my oshi's schedule, she needs her naps in peace.

>>14318497
I guess jstris is the only way since tetrio will fuck you for having multiple accounts

>>14325951
Please remember to praise her whenever she completes a task!

>>14326693
I will not praise whores

>>14327167
good thing you don't have to worry about that

>>14327167
i praised ur mom lol

>>14327167

some numbers

>>14329078
Did Shion stream today? I didn't notice.

>>14330024

Night

>>14327167
I'll praise you anyway anon.

>>14314300
I mean we do have a song about blue

>>14332884

hlgg's been sperging out about "no more english karaoke songs" all night

>>14333879
>hlgg
Your fault for browsing it

>>14333879
>the sperg thread is sperging
shocking

>>14333914
>>14333937
it's inconsequential for nasfaq anyways
>unarchived
who cares?

>>14333879
C-can you elaborate on that? It's ok if you want to spoonfeed me.

>>14333879
>>14334004
I don't remember this threas having an irystrocat how big is your oshi dick?

>>14334042
it's pretty much this
>>14331598
>https://youtu.be/QkBHQONp5VQ?t=11021
>Timestamp of IRyS talking about the karaoke perm's changing
the rest is rrats and SEAnigs who don't understand IP

>>14334149

>>14334175
Why is she so ugly holy shit

>>14334278

>>14334278
Redjuice fault

>>14317808
>>14317726
Yakuman is not about player skill, I'd even argue most Yakuman hands can be played MUCH faster as a non-Yakuman and any decent beginning for Kokushi-Musou can and should be Kyuushuukyuuhai (9 variants, 9 tiles, a.k.a. instadraw) if you're playing perfectly by numbers alone.
Yakuman is the essence of being so fucking desperate or daring, you just go for it and reach for the stars.
For a decent perspective on Rarity, I have witnessed 3 4P Yakuman in person in 12 years of playing the game, and maybe 20 total digitally. A whole lot of them Daisangen. Never seen a Tenhou.
Bullshit Yakuman on that chart refers to the general concept of beginner's luck, generally marked by your first Kazoe-Yakuman hand which was planned as a Mangan Hon-Itsu and thanks to Ura-Dora just mutated into a 13 Han monstrosity of bull fucking shit.

The game is meant to be played on and off.
The more you want to win, the less you will. Most people begin to question their own actions, which as a beginner is usually leading into a roadblock because there is nobody to explain the situation and you have heard lots of that before. There is usually something which clears it up to be found in the logs of that game. The problem is the one round which tires one has to be identified and usually goes under in a stream of mundane or same-y, non-noteworthy games and thus goes uncommented.
Decent betaori is signified by playing several south rounds in a row without losing any points to Ron in at least Silver.
Good Betaori however is the kind where you accurately judge which rounds to risk in the first 6 turns.
The difference is that normal betaori destroys the hand willingly usually quite early, the later you begin to do so the more is at stake, but the higher you can set the bar of "well this hand is so fucking good I'll just risk it", the better and more mentally ready you are as a player.
In other words, it's all about not getting swayed, knowing the danger when it shows, and in doubt throwing that Haneman away.

Another thing you might want to think about is Riichi-timing. Once you're tenpai, the real struggle begins. Your waiting tile could be right around the corner any turn. BUT.
- is your Yaku one of those you can play just like this as well? You'd be surprised how alarmed people get by a Riichi to the point that Pro players usually only Riichi on a wait so good they'll tsumo it.
- is your wait good enough/ could it be improved? For this you'll need to watch the discards like a hawk, if you wait on 4-7, both of which are on the field 3 and 4 times each, you just donated 1000 points and put yourself at risk. If your wait is just a 6 in a 5-7 scenario, why not wait for an 8 to make it 6-9 or for a 4 to make it 3-6? Sometimes also adds pinfu.

Summed up, you have the basics down. Now begins the long, unforgiving search for games which inspire you to new approaches based on your own, personal experiences with specific setups, your own observations with tile efficiencies and shit like that. Or stuff like going AGAINST the most efficient play on purpose to either obfuscate your discards, plan around potential dangerous discards or outright getting rid of tiles with no future early (throwing the red bamboo 5 right when you notice Shimocha is calling a wind and didn't throw bamboo yet. You smell the hon-itsu and might get away with a Chi instead of Ron.

The last thing I can talk about is using fast players for re-shuffling on purpose by dealing into cheap hands. This starts with playing obvious winds or dragons to make someone call and ends with dealing into the obvious wait for 1000 points to avoid paying 3k with 2 riichis on the table and yourself the only no-ten, just to get a different hand.

You do not force mahjong. A break is in order, if you still want to get better delve into strategy write-ups and theory for a bit, see how much you already understand.

>>14334149
>he isn't aware of the wizard

>>14334486

>>14334503
Who? Priestess? I know about him

>>14334663
I'm also on my way go becoming a wizard remember my name

I'm gonna run out of liquid before next adjustment

You can't be a wizard if you love vtubers. Wizchan told me so

>page 9
This game is fucking dead

>>14336471
Your mother is dead

>>14336471
yeah someone should boot up mahjong

>>14336471
it MUST be those aggiecord faggots again

>>14335463
Please don't

>>14336471
Time to take in the Discord folks.

>>14335463
Disgusting

>>14336922
>"discord folks" will increase the likelihood of getting the nasfaq gf (male)
I support this effort

>>14334486
Good shit to wake up to, thank you. For beginner's luck, pic related is probably the best I've managed to pull off (a few days ago). As for Riichi-timing, I usually aim to Riichi only when I'm waiting on multiple tiles that are available and there's a good amount of time left (or when my hand is 'so fucking good' I want to risk the single wait); otherwise, I'll play it safe since losing points is more annoying than just not winning.
When it comes to Betaori, I usually start destroying my hand rather late, like 12 tile placements in or later because I just can't see myself winning well and decide to go defensive.
I appreciate the idea of not forcing myself to play, I've been forcing myself to play 2-AI lobbies with a friend because I wanted him to get into the game (I was successful), but it got to the point where playing was actually grating. I'll be going back to your posts regularly so that I can cement strategies and retain the terminology. Right now, terminology is my weakest point.

Hello!
Another week has passed and it is once again time to review the top 100!

This post and my next three(3) replies will be comparisons between last week's and today's top 100. As usual, last week's rankings are on the left, and today's rankings on the right side of the image.

First, the ranks 1 to 25

>>14337468
second, the ranks 26 to 50

>>14337468
Third, the ranks 51 to 75

>>14337468
And last, the ranks 76 to 100

I congratulate all those who rose in the rankings, and wish you all a profitable next week!

fight on Takoside, dont fall off

https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1468893810105401348?s=21
anyone want to bet if ayame will respond to this tweet within a week?

>>14337736
She should have mentioned ina to get an instant answer

[IMPORTANT UPDATE]
Wine yeast dough did rise. Will bake it today

>>14338250
Nice! That's one hurdle gone. Be careful not to over-ferment it now, since as I mentioned before wine yeast tolerates higher alcohol content.

I've just finished reading the first Act of Kaiji and I can see, why you guys like it so much. The plot, the twists, the characters - everything was so good, I just couldn't stop reading. The fact that you could write something like this about a simple game of RPS makes me excited about the next acts and new games.

>>14338521
Fukumoto is extremely proficient in building up tension and it's very clear that he's passionate about the very essence of gambling. He invents new games for Kaiji/Akagi and then delves ito possible strategies himself. Thankfully since you've learned the principles of Mahjong you won't be filtered by the inevitable Mahjong arc which is a hard barrier for most people.
Tell me when you finish reading Kaiji and want more works like it, I am a bit of a FKMT buff so I can recommend his other works.

>>14337388
now that's a good fucking hand my bro.
Don't take my word as bible, as stated explicitly in the very first one: this is all just conclusions from statistics, and are always to be considered situational. I have won games with a last-ditch effort Riichi on the last remaining 3pin giving me a 400 point edge over the #1.
Terminology sadly only comes with grinding, and even worse, Jongsoul provides them in soulless english. I highly recommend Saki with subs, Underwater-FFF on the cat site should do fine. They always read their Han the correct way.

>>14337736
https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1468905243174109187

>>14338489
I put the dough in the fridge overnight and I'll keep it there until I'm ready to bake it

>>14338521
reading Kaiji is pretty based, I myself only watched the animu so far but it's on my planned since forever.
I did read Ten and Kurosawa though, also highly recommended but the first one is, once again, Mahjong.

>>14338640
>since you've learned the principles of Mahjong
Because of that and the fact that you guys usually mention Kaiji in context of mahjong, I'm actually most excited about that arc in parcticular.
Will definitely do that. Thanks.
>>14338722
Well, I've seen how big this series is, so it will probably take me a while to cover everything. But I'm definitely not against it.

>>14338886
I think that Kaiji is FKMT's most accessible work, especially since it has two amazing anime seasons made my Madhouse.
That being said, I think here we mostly Akagipost, since it's a series that's based on Mahjong.
Ten is also about Mahjong, but it's one of FKMT's early works and it shows with the shifts in the artstyle and the narrative. It features some extremely clean, technical Mahjong, unlike Akagi which focuses more on absurd/extreme hands. Also, Ten has possibly one of the best endings to a manga I've ever seen.

>>14338646

I'm not taking your words as if they came from heaven above, just as the advice of someone who confidently knows what they're talking about. I'll happily make some desperate/foolish moves if I need an edge or am not taking the game seriously, but when I do want to play with logic, I will be using your advice.
I've decided, I'm watching Saki tonight - thank you for the sub suggestion

>>14339084
Oh wow, I thought that there was a lot to cover for me, but there's actually even more.
"One of the best endings to a manga" sure sounds intriguing...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P6U3LRMFAY

honkchama holoen/holoid coin when

>>14339202
shame the best Saki doesn't show up until Zen Coke (Zenkoku-hen) but you may be pleased to hear the second best appears prominently in season one and jobs, but Touka is still glorious

>>14339685
This. HoloEN even has a shorts channel, the views of which are wasted.

>>14339784
I miss watching anime.

Are we in another boggening? The market has been red for a few days now.

>>14339836
coming back after 2 years of v-tubers made me realize how goddamn unhinged anime is allowed to be in regards to fanservice. finally, some good fucking food.

>>14339984
I think the devs might have cranked up downwards adjustments, but we're not at a bogration-level crash yet. In fact, if this is true, then it means that they are monitoring the situation closely and we might not need another boggening.

>>14339836
Same. Any suggestions? The only thing recent I have watch was 86 EIGHTY-SIX.

>>14339492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hmTk50mCQk

>>14339492
Saki's bullshit hands are at the same time the best and worst part of the entire series. They do make clear this is fantasy bullshit mahjong, and Ritz is taking better and different herbs in later chapters.
Some all-time favourites:
- Lesbian Wi-Fi Mahjong
- summoning enshrined celestials and the wind gods through the gates, or Eisui in general
- the existence of Toki and her time travel giving her literal space aids
- Hisa's Bullshit waits
- Taco power giving the nyagger of the series undeserved Yakuman after Yakuman
- The existence of Teru and her vibrator arms
>fucking stealth Momo
- being SO FUCKING COLD that your fat tits in 3 sweaters somehow only summon red tiles which leads to Hon-Itsu galore
Players like Kajiki, Retard Master and Nodoka play actually good and fair Mahjong, along comes Saki, un-socks her feet and blows the whole crew the fuck out in the biggest disrespect Hanchan I have ever had the pleasure to imagine happening.

Saki is for Mahjong what Capeshit would be to Sports-series but it's okay because it's japanese lesbians and the author has a fetish for giant fucking tits.

>>14340296
>Ritz
>the curious casae of Oohoshi Awai

>WU
>Check blue bird app for more art made by GF
>Realize that she will stream until tomorrow
Hope her coin have a good day; green or red, will be fine.

>>14340074
Fan service is shit, bro look at these tits lmao. I just want to read something with a nice story

>>14340460
you search media with both, idiot, even Kaiji plays off Moe

>>14340460
There is NOTHING wrong with fan service

Thanks for waiting crest <3

Sora Only doko?

>>14340694
Congrats!

>>14340460
Same, I can tollerate sometimes but others it annoys me a lot.

Dead game lol reset when

Option when? I want to hedge my investment.

Poker when?

Ms. Honk ASMR when?

>>14340539
Kaiji is the definition of Moe.

>>14340460
they're all talking shit until they see the glory of Ritz censoring lolis with further lolis

>>14341708

>>14341708

>>14341708
Well now I'm definitely watching it

It's time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm7DGv7KnDY

ohhhh i need to take a shit

It's been time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMXsU-RczgY

>>14342573
Be aware that there's a censored version and an uncensored version. I watched episode 1 just now without realising it was the censored one, don't make the same mistake as me
So far the only uncensored version I've found has a very 'unique' fansub and weird upscaling in places (pic does not include the upscaling problems)

The End of Nasfaq Gween Day

Good morning, I am buying Towa.
Today and tomorrow are going to be the last two days for a while to get a good price on Towa to sell by the way.

>>14343129
oh right, the infamous "uncensored version" where you actually see a slit in the OVA once you remove the mist from an onsen scene. I'm not sure if it was the same deal as with strike witches where some people edited the source material to show more than legal on Japanese TV, then again blue ray specials are usually quite daring.

post 'em

>>14343520
ho ho ho

>>14343520

>>14343520
More bibis.

>>14343520

I'm gonna run out of fucking money

>>14343520
crashing this wallet with no survivors

>>14343670
Start selling Towa

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 21)
>Shion :: $8,024.18
>Kronii :: $6,044.21
>Fauna :: $3,347.96

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 40)
>Mumei :: -$5,091.70
>Miko :: -$4,606.40
>Rushia :: -$4,322.75

Overall Average Adjustment is $477.92
Average Upward Adjustment is $1,646.59
Average Downward Adjustment is $1,593.29

Don't get baited, BUY BUY BUY, and see you in 10 hours.

My boy is so cute today...

>>14343471
Tummy is erotic and boobs are nice to look at, what else can I say
I WILL find it with the right subs (or just move the subs over I guess)

Congrats, robosa!

>Friend is streaming over Calli’s new outfit reveal
I don’t give a fuck about HoloEN anymore to be honest.

MORI GOING TO THE MOON

>>14344837
And I don't care about your post

>>14344964
I don’t like white girl who produce nigger music

>>14345017
And?

I don't understand shitflinging in the thread with like 3 deadbeats when there's other threads that could get you more (You)s

Mori is cute today

>>14345133
the deadbeats are also pretty chill here

>>14345204
they are still deadbeats

Is Calli cute today?

I will marry the deadbeats

Miori is being mad cute an Im prett fucking drunk rigtn ow do I sell all my mumei t. retard

>>14345204
…you’re right. I’m sorry deadbeats. I hope my hatred for Mori doesn’t prevent us from being friends.

>>14345458
Sell all your Towa

>>14345458
post wallet first

I'M ON THE TELLY

Applause on the telly

>>14345492
I wil lbuy some and sell it
>>14345524

>>14345724
>>14345725
heh

>>14345733
Sora doko?

>>14345725
888888

>Wine has better rigging than Gura's entire face.

>Mr. Bones
How wild a ride is Mori?

>>14335463
god shes so fucking flat i love her

Swear they just put like 50% of rigging budget of Mori's breasts

Consider the Abayo

>>14346027
I went all out this once, my Magnus opus if I can say

BOOOOOOOOOOOBIEEEEEEEEEEES

As Gura would say

>Oh mah gaaaaaahhhd... BOOBA

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>14345733
holy shitcoins what is your major malfunction

Lmao she went full Ghost lmao

Dammit Engineer!

I can't believe I have a on topic reason to post this

oh no no no

>>14346644
nene and mead. i jst buy who i think is cool

>>14314300
Why is this bitch moaning so much?
Is she finally leaving her butch lifestyle behind?

>applause will forever be in the background during streams
My boy is moving up in the world...

>>14345733
Damn it man buy at least 50 Mumei today, don't turn down such bountiful future gains - do NOT sell
Buy Mori by all means, just don't do anything too retarded
And please drink responsibly

Imagine the smell.

New smug Mori just dropped.

>>14343129
where would i go about watching this uncensored version
its not on animepahe which is credited in the image

>it has a sex dungeon

>>14347382
oh wait it IS there just 4 competing animepahes because ok

There are no deadbeats in the walls, anon.
You believe me, right?

>>14347107
Expressive nose of red fruits, leather, herbs and fresh mint. Floral and cherry hints interspersed with tobacco.

>>14347522
Whoops, meant for >>14347288.

>>14347522
>applause smells like THAT??!

>>14347382
Yep it's .com, and it absolutely is the official 'uncensored' version. Just a shame about the subs

>Produced by Ame
OMEGA BTFO BY ONE OF THEIR OWN TALENTS.
CAN'T EVEN DO THEIR LITERAL ONE JOB.

>>14347745
1. download raw BD from ReinForce
2. paste your favourite .ass
done.

>>14347757
i have the stream muted for other streams what happened

i regret buying miko, my networth is now tied to her and she just wont undip
i am financially ruined

>>14347922
You'll be rich tomorrow night

>>14345289
maboi is always cute

>families
>friends
>close loved ones
bros...

>>14347892
Smol Mori concert is explicitly "Produced by Amelia Watson".

>Karaoke Permission Arch

SELL SELL SELL

I can't stop looking at her boobs

>>14348136
Karaoke was unarchived more often than not, so I don't think this affects us too much.

>>14347829
Actually waiting for the raws to finish downloading right now, but thank you

I can't stop looking at her choker

CHUG CHUG CHUG

Mori's sex tapes....

I'M DRINKIN'

Mori noises....

>these noises
>IRyS mogged

Congratulations to Applause for his new place of employment! Never knew you had jazz in your bones, my man.

>THREE bottles of Peko Plum Wine
>Only one bottle of Vintage /become/
>No Noeru Milk Wine

she has a bottle of chateau pekora in the cellar?

>>14348583
The peko is for numbers, the /become/ is for the crippling alcoholism

That's going to become a soundpost

>>14348583
she has already drunk the good wines

>>14348763
X WHO?!

who the fuck is dj-Jo

more like dj-who LMAOOOOOO

>>14348801
Such a lust for revenge...

>>14348828
One of the people that worked on the Hololive Bouquet Lo-Fi album.

>instrumentals
>no physical release
it'll probably still be on ototoy
she's so proud of her art

>>14348244
Literally no more karoake. That was the single thing that Hololive had above the other vtubers other than brand recognition.

booba lovers ww@

>14349036
at least spell properly if you want a (You)

>4 songs 4 instrumentals
>album

>Doing songs from memory
>While drunk
>In an archived stream
BUY IT CAN ONLY GO WELL

>>14349129
who cares, her divs are going to be even more broken with 8 individual videos added to the usual views rotation

>>14349105
Not in Mori's stream, lol

>>14348136
What are you talking about?

>>14349105
Her tits got smaller, are you kidding?

>>14349036
this you? https://youtu.be/-gnMrJGBqsE

does lo-fi mean MIDI?

>>14349399
why'd you give him a (You) for being retarded, there's been like 3 karaokes today

your boy has made some pretty cool remixes yo

fuck you susan, this was the song I was actually looking forward to

>>14344811
Thanks, it finally happened!

>>14349490
>>14349399
Cope. Irys said they needed permission to sing karaoke and that she was done doing Karaoke streams, but you go right ahead suck corpo cock. I'm sure Flare will marry you for defending Yagoo's honor.

>>14349806
Who, Astel?

>>14349952
I want to suck Towa's banana does that count?

>>14349952
Who do you think posted IRyS's announcement? Don't forget that IRyS is retarded.

that isn't what she said, you hlgg reading idiot. watch streams.

/hlgg/ begone. Your rrats don't sell here.

I don't even visit etch ell gee gee anymore and yet you figs keep following me

>>14349330
>"what the fuck is a clothes outline?"

>>14350445
>figs

>Susan's servers fucking up
>Mori bleeding live viewers
NOOOOOOOOOO SUSAN YER SPENDIN' ALL ME MONEY

>>14350667
>NOOOOOOOOOO SUSAN YER SPENDIN' ALL ME MONEY
can you feel it mr. krabs?

>I might go a little Mariah Carey on you
SELL SELL SELL I HATE THAT FUCKING ALBUM

>There's a booth
>Mori sits us down, gives us some wine, and slides under the table
>Starts talking about "special occasions" and how this is "our chill spot"
WE ARE?!?!?!

>>14350889
>it's so big
I guess someone is
>I'll post it on my twitter
no thanks, I'll yank that 3000x3000 png off iTunes CDN

i haven't watched mori drunk in ages and i forgot how much drunk white girl energy she gives off of it, i can't blame deadbeats for goslinging for her

Nice.

>>14351023
me neither. not just drunk white girl, sweet drunk white girl. "drunk white girl" is a gamut. she's in the danger zone.

>>14351084
dude I'm about to have a heart attack danger zone is fuckin correct

wow, mori is really cute in her new outfit!

>>14351226

>>14351226
i'm immune to other women besides my oshi

>I am able to put the wine down
whatever you say Mori

LOOK AT HER GO

>>14351230
She is drinking my semen

THIS is Power.

I don't have a gosling pic screaming loud enough to describe this feeling

Applause is busting a nut behind that piano.

i now believe mori is the GFE Holo of holoEN

>get the fuck out of my face you loser
soundpost time

>>14351543

>>14351553
>he get to see Mori's "booty stank" daily

>>14351543
do skeletons work for you

I'll remember her...

Mori reminds me of my sister, I dislike this feeling.

>>14351811
I want to fuck your sister now

>>14351811

>>14351811
Why video no work for me? Guess the soundpost broke.

>>14351918
nope, worked fine here.
1. sometimes the soundpost userscript itself glitches out and doesn't load, refreshing the thread (F5, not thread watcher) works
2. the "sound" is a video. sometimes they load stupid slowly, but this one isn't nearly big enough for that.

>>14352010
Still doesn't work, unfortunate, don't think my internets that bad for it to not load.

>>14352071
I lied, it finally loaded and hurt my ears cause I wasn't expecting it.

>>14351918
>not the soundpost

>tfw you will never take a girl out dressed like this because of emancipacion making them go goo goo gaa gaa we CEOs and politicians now
>tfw parties in general won't be no more thanks to the great reset and the coof unless an insurgence happens from the grassroots but the young people play virtual e-whore stock games, myself included
>tfw nuclear war might happen in your lifetime

>>14344126
BBB, what the fuck possessed you to soundpost that, lmao.

>>14352209
Sometimes I forget to copy the filename when I upload because I have 4chanx autorandomize my filename, don't mind it.

>>14352298
understandable, i just don't randomize my filenames

>>14352250
Bro...
I just want to distract myself and forget
Stop making me feel this way

>>14352298
>>14352424
Can you two sandwich me please?

>>14352597
What does he mean by this post?

>enters thread
>I fucking love crabs bros
>exits thread

>>14352668
Kani...

>>14352668
This the final boss of nasfaq

>>14352785
you can't talk about kani in this thread anymore

>>14352663
You heard me, I want to be sandwiched by two kenzokus

>>14352814
Oh yeah????????????????????????????

>>14352838

>>14352838

>>14352298
>>14352424
>>14352944
>>14352966
my towa folder thanks you

>>14352282
It's been the music for Morning Review pretty much every day. I'm surprised it took somebody this long to notice what the instrumental is of.
I also used Wow Wow for a Numbers Review.

>>14352838
>Reenacting the trash compactor scene from ANH

>>14353097
picrel. first time I actually play the morning review sound, I always assumed it was just https://files.catbox.moe/4d6udm.mp3

>>14353097
also wild wild west was the best shitty movie kid me ever saw in the theater. giant fucking cyberpunk spider? of course I'd recognize it immediately

>>14353258
I change the music pretty frequently now. I've got like 6~10 tracks I use for Numbers Review, and I use other tracks if it's relevant to the day's performance.
For Morning Review, I wanted to use a softer but moderate energy piece than I do for Numbers Review, because most people reading it are either about to go to bed or just waking up. I just happened to have that particular track lying around. I might swap it for one of Mori's instrumentals once the Lo-Fi album drops.

>>14353363
I'll probably ReplayGain and upload them all when they drop

Page 10, anyone baking bread?

>>14353577
I'll do it

>>14353689
thanks
ohhhh I'm takin a shit

I think half the coins are now at 100,000+ shares

Time to move
>>14353908
>>14353908
>>14353908

>>14353053

I want to get pegged by a cute kenzoku

>>14353784
>31 Coins above 100k as of yesterday's closing time.
>62 coins total
Exactly half, actually.

Towa it's the best purple tomboy

>>14354190
should >we be worried about this

>>14354122