/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>14295179
literally who?

>>14295179
I want Bea and Chihiro to tag team stomp on my nuts and throat with those boots.

HOLY FUCK ITS SAKURAI COMING TO DE ESCALATE A PICHU HOSTAGE SITUATION ON XP HILL HE IS NEGOTIATING BRINGING BACK THE KIDNAPED PICHU TO SMASH

>>14295069
I sometimes visit this thread and watch Beatani, but basically I'm not really interested in this community anymore. When I first saw the thread I was expecting her to have a better understanding of the image board culture. She even doesn’t understand how terrible the idea of attaching name to us is.

This is the 359e yah thread.

>>14295346
I don't know why you got that idea she came to abid by "image board culture" rules or whatever that means. Anonymous boards in Japan have a completely different "cutlure" than 4chan at least.

>>14295387
They have ID so that limits the samefagging schizos. Old 4chan used to have those too, but... yeah

>>14295347
Do you have a rough idea how many stealth threads there might be?

wow 3d tails!
I wonder what beatanis opinion of him is!

I love this fucking bear

>>14295471
sex

Today's fic is... Uh..
Super secret dad sex plan hidden behind the super epic dad meetup has been a great success. More and more dads were accepting their feelings and having sex everyday, and naturally, gossips arose. "Ahh sasuga bear... Something like this was inevitable in such a meetup after all. *** x ***** huh? I knew the rrats were true" Stuffed thought after catching up on the latest posts on the thread. "I wonder who's next... Not gonna lie, watching dads fall one by one is kinda exciting.". Whenever dads were seen close together, walls of texts detailing juicy, scandalous happenings between them would be posted on the thread the next day. Stuffed read the new chapter then proceeded to tease *** and ***** on d******. Most dads dismissed the posts as fantasy, fiction, mere rrats. Stuffed didn't completely believe them either but the way some dads acted around each other was... suspicious to say the least. Even if they were complete fiction, Stuffed enjoyed entertaining the idea, poking fun at dads for their crushes like a middle school student always got a giggle out of him. Though it didn't end there, it was all fun and games until he read deeper into the posts and felt a tingle deep within. He secretly enjoyed the intimacy, the romance, the sex. It was undeniable at this point that there was a sinister conspiracy going on to turn dads gay, Bea was pushing dads together, balons were gathering dads together and now someone... was planting entire scenarios into their minds. Stuffed felt guilty for getting excited at such a thought, but he could not help ponder for he knew he would eventually be the victim. Who could his partner be? Could it be ***? ****? (***)? What sort of debauchery would be poured into his story? What role would he take? Stuffed began dreaming his own scenarios while laying on bed, some too perverted to admit, some too decadent to utter, some that must be repressed deep within. He could not simply laugh these off like the fics.

>>14295069
>I don't feel left out
That's only possible if you don't care about her or the community

sniffing beatani's armpits

>>14295507
"Yes, yes dolls are cool and all but the extravagant style of their dresses miss the entire point of toy perfection that can be found only within quality vinyl sentai kaiju toys. A soft doll like Nanchara-chan can't be compared to my prized Supaasato za kaijin-kira limited edition plywood base, carbon-enriched, inflammable gel coated, hot-glued, thinly-painted, custom-pose-able action figure. They are completely different in their essences, please do not confuse them with dolls" Max took a sip from his espresso, annoyed by the uneducated comment made on his beloved toys by Dave. "Now that you mention dolls though, have you heard about the rrats about the dolldads?" of course he had, he was one of the head gay rrat spreaders. He never missed a chance to hornypost as soon as dad sex was mentioned. "Dads really have been getting closer haven't they?" Dave replied, unable to contain his smirk. "I think it's kinda scary. If the rrats are true, this meetup is basically a gay escape room.". "Come on Max-chama, I don't think there is any reason to be scared, dads are just socializing. Weren't you the one who's always trying to get dads to come out and socialize? Just enjoy the company.". Indeed, Max had always tried to befriend dads and get them to socialize. He had a lot of fun getting to know the dads in person but recently something felt off. Could it be that dads have crossed the line? Could true love bloom between dads or were they mere playthings for the bear's sick game? Did Max do something bad by helping dads get deceived and corrupted by the paws or were they simply meant to be? "Eh, it can't be helped" he was probably just overthinking, dads probably didn't even do anything together, it's just shitposting as always. Even if some dads did fall in love there's nothing wrong with that right? But if there is nothing wrong then why did Max feel a dark force lurking in the shadows, seemingly pushing dads together?

>>14295531
"What's the matter Max? Afraid you might get the hots for... some dad?" said Dave, jokingly with an eyebrow raised, upon seeing Max's bothered expression. "Don't even imply something like that, cock cage.". They shared a laugh.
"Ahh... I can't believe I actually came to this" Stuffed could no longer hide from his demons, he had submitted and did his reps like a good little toy, while lost in dad fantasies. As lust fleeted, guilt overtake the vacuum, Stuffed had to bear the fact he gave in from now on. There was no turning back from this now, paws had taken firm grip of him, and the puppet show was just about to begin. His fantasies returned to possess his mind shortly after release when he partook in scheduled activities. Stuffed would see dads 3 feet away from each and would immediately think that they must be secretly dating or something, impure thoughts would cloud his mind and the storm inside his heart would not rest until he could suspend disbelief of reality enough to come up with something that supports his belief of random dads being secret lovers. The poison had overtaken his own will, this plush was now an instrument of the paws, he wanted the dad love, he craved it, he needed it. Silently observing other dads as they chatted, Stuffed came up with a plan to get two together, he knew the dads well enough, they were close to each other and were quite choroi too. While devising his plan, refining it to make sure his subjects cannot escape he felt butterflies in his stomach, this must have been what whoever was behind all of this pushing dads together must have felt. Power, lust... and love? Stuffed realized that pushing these dads together was not he wanted, for he had feelings for both. Did he really love them? Was it even possible for him to love two dads at the same time? All he knew was the fact his heart pushed him to own both instead of matching them. It could definitely work, 3 dads in one relationship, it somehow made too much sense.

>>14295559
Dave walked into his room, planning to do his reps for a few hours before the stream watchalong starts. He immediately noticed something on his desk, unmistakably this was a pair of glasses, and no ordinary pair either. A pair of U-47 model perfectly polished shining lenses held together with an elegant mechanism with perfect sleek lines complementing and contrasting with the black frame. Top of the lenses were nude and only the bottom was covered, a bold sight teasing him. He felt a twitch in his cage, the shine reflecting from the pair made him forgot that he could even unlock his cage at will. Enthralled, Dave slowly walked towards the glasses, shaking from excitement. There was a note under the pair, "Meet me at the fishing spot 5 minutes before the watchalong. Important." Dave didn't need his keys anymore as his reps were done along with the sentence.
Dave was giggling like a JK in love as he waited next to the small pond for his secret admirer to show up. A couple minutes later, Max showed up, so furious that one could almost see steam coming from his ears. "What the fuck is going on where are my fucking toys?!". Confused, "Eh? What? I didn't touch your toys. What did you call me here for?" Dave replied. "What? I found a note on my desk saying if I want to see my toys again I would have to come here and meet someone, that wasn't you? Also I didn't call you what the hell." "I found a pair of glasses along with a note telling me to come here... I thought it was like a gift from some secret admirer or something..." said Dave. "Did someone set us up? What's going on her-" Max was interrupted by Stuffed approaching and saying "Oh fancy seeing you guys here, what are you doing here all alone together?". "What kind of prank is this? Where are my toys?!" said Max. "I didn't even touch them retard, they are all where they are. I knew the threat of even one of them missing would be enough for you to bolt out without double checking. He was right.

>>14295581
"Oh... Well I didn't check because I was too shocked... But how come Dave gets something while I just get threatened anyway?" Max asked. "The glasses were already expensive... I can't afford to buy you some special figure just to get your attention.". Max couldn't blame him as he knew better than everyone else how expensive quality toys could be. "So is this just some kinda prank? Why did you bring us here?" Dave asked. Stuffed took a deep breath. "No, I needed to be alone with both of you.". "You could have just ask-" Dave was cut short by Stuffed. "Max and I were already planning on getting that for you for christmas, I decided to give it to you a bit early for this confession I'm about to make." Silence became unbearable within a couple seconds as Stuffed had a moment to perfectly align the strike his words would be. "I love you dads, both of you." despite sounding silly, it could be felt that this was a true love confession. Dave was ready to throw himself at whoever was his "secret admirer" anyway but he was taken aback as he now found himself in a love triangle, could such a thing possibly work? Max's eyes opened wide as he came to realize that all along, Stuffed had been the presence he felt. But was it him who influenced Stuffed or was it Stuffed who influenced Max? Stuffed must have been planning this for a while, but Max felt that it was his actions which tripped the first domino. Maybe this was what he wanted all along. He was unsure of his feelings, even if he did love Stuffed or Dave, did he love both? Could he? Either way his body wasn't concerned with such questions, his heart was beating fast and his cheeks were flushed. Even though his mind was filled with uncertainties and contradictions, he closed his eyes and took the leap. "I love you too, dads."
Both turned to Dave, who was shaking like a kitten in the rain. Such an unusual and arguably degenerate scene filled him with excitement he hasn't felt ever since he first discovered porn.

>>14295599
They hesitantly embraced each other, even though all of them were uncertain about being in a polyamorous relationship, their bodies were burning with lust and their flesh rubbing together confirmed their desires. "S-so... Are we going to... do it..." Dave timidly asked. Without a word, Stuffed grabbed their hands, one in each hand and lead them to his room, neither objected. As they stepped into the room Stuffed finally realized what's going on. It wasn't Bea, it wasn't the organizer, it wasn't the writer who created the dark fantasies he so desired. It was him. For words would have no power if his will didn't let them to. He accepted his role in the story, he was to arson, he was to spark the fuel and feed, free the flame he held within and devour his lovers with his endless passion. They undressed, Dave took everything off except his glasses and cage. Seeing Stuffed's toned and Max's soft body was enough to get him to leak in his cage. Stuffed took the lead and laid Dave on the bed, Dave's body was ready to get ravaged on the spot, he closed his eyes and instead of penetration he felt weight on top of him. Stuffed laid Max on top of Dave, his rather small body didn't cause discomfort. "Don't tell me you expected to get action, cuckcage!" Stuffed laughed. "Be a good boy and help me breed Max.". Stuffed's bold, dominant words sent shivers down their spines. Dave kissed Max's cheek and descended down to his neck while caressing his chest. Max spread his legs and closed his eyes as he braced himself for penetration. Even though it was Max's first time, Stuffed was overtaken by animalistic lust, he pinned Max's arms down and ravished his tender body. Assaulted by loving strokes and Stuffed's thick cock Max gave in and let out loud moans. Dave was getting a good kegel workout as his whole body clenched. His tiny, immature dick trapped in its cage desperately struggled for release as his lovers coupled on top of him.

>>14295625
Waves of pleasure sent by Stuffed's pounding echoed throughout both of their bodies. With a final pump, Stuffed unleashed his seed deep into Max. The pleasure of being cummed inside pushed Max over the edge and his slightly-smaller-than-average dick shot hot ropes of cum on his stomach while twitching. Stuffed pulled his dick out of Max's tight hole and rested it on his crotch, their members covered in cum rubbed together like a couple of lovers cuddling in a sauna. Stuffed's seed overflew and leaked out of Max. Hot drops of semen falling on Dave's cage was too much for his weak prick to handle. Dave weakly leaked out all the cum he had saved as his cage prevented him from shooting properly. As lust was drained from their bodies, clarity unraveled the haze covering their minds. The three dads laying together, exhausted, were able to speak their feelings with no doubt. "I love you dads."
"Say ****, wasn't Dave having breakfast with those two just now?". "Oh I thought he was with them too, maybe he went somewhere. How did he go so fast though? Hayai ne...". When lust overtook once more, dads decided to experiment with spicier stuff. While having breakfast, Stuffed commanded Dave to go under the table and give Max and him a double handjob. "You're such an idiot." Dave said sweetly before obeying his command with no resistance.
Degenerate borderline public sex became a common activity between the dads, Max and Stuffed would bend Dave over whenever they wanted or simply made him get on his knees so they can cover his beloved glasses with cum, he wouldn't want it any other way either.
Max and Dave even surprised Stuffed with bad dragon strap-ons once. Even though he was usually the top, it was only fair for dads to return the favor every once in a while by stuffing the idiot. Fun dynamic of the relationship truly grew on everyone and they were all certain that they found true love.
-The End-

>>14295179
Beatani and Mishima literature Steam group:
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/yahkumagai
Beatani is the vtuber this thread is about.

>>14295654
Hey guys sorry to selfpost again but I didn't write these. Schlicking to them rn though. Dad love love!

>>14295654
>>14295625
>>14295599
>>14295581
>>14295559
>>14295531
I think a pastebin would keep the thread tidier

>>14295531
>of course he had, he was one of the head gay rrat spreaders
sensible chuckle
>"Don't tell me you expected to get action, cuckcage!" Stuffed laughed. "Be a good boy and help me breed Max."
wow hahahaha
>>14295654
Good story, I laughed a lot.
Now do Ernesto x Hanabi. Ernesto comes to his room to teach him a few pointers on doodling but winds up teaching him so much more...

I love fucking this bear!

>>14295457
Hard to tell, so many different formats like bait threads, shitpost threads and the early threads with weird titles
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/thread/1892516/#1892516
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/thread/1277101/#1277101

https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/thread/11155532/#11155532
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/thread/9790697/#9790697
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/thread/9729167/#9729167
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/thread/9492630/#9492630
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/thread/9392514/#9392514
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/thread/8144720/#8144720
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/thread/7300709/#7300709
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/thread/7277945/#7277945

>>14295817
we should also try to keep track of bait threads they are historically significant

>>14295817
Do you happen to be the excel anon that was comparing the metrics of different /vt/ generals?

>>14295654
>return the favor every once in a while by stuffing the idiot
Truly the Shakespeare of our time. Bravo

>>14295387
I had read many threads on JP image board and as you said their culture is different from ours. But there were no people using discord. I know I should give up to convince you, all the good dads left anyway.

>>14295654
god damnit write dad/s this is too damn good
i fucking kneel

>>14295817
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/thread/8021793/#8021793

The dadabase needs a boyfriend column too now.

>>14276601

>>14295988
Hey exdad do you like 2hu? :)

>>14296301
>>14293812
a big problem is they not use bea or beatani at all so they are inherently hard to find for dads and hard to filter for people who have beatani filtered so it brings those people out in full drive

>>14295346
>She even doesn’t understand how terrible the idea of attaching name to us is.
As a community? It's a good idea
As individual persons? It's bad, but it's already too late

>>14295988
jp is full of stingy strict faggots so i’m not surprised about how you act, it’s typical jp.
Jp finds it’s own theme offtopic and will try to rationalize that viewpoint for days, that’s how bad jp elitism is.
I understand your position now better from where you come from but it doesn’t mean I agree with it.

>Magazine
Inbound customs clearance is still not completed on the Japan side, so no update to the tracking just yet.
>Spoiler
But at least I can still give you new teasers!

>>14296619
customs hate

>>14296619
I’m even seeing her in places she isn’t supposed to be!

>>14296703
Are Koopa and Eira in an arms races for the biggest breasteses?

>>14296733
yes

>>14295973
I wish, but I don't have that data. If he's gone, might be worth gathering it.

>>14295988
Shut up beatani YWNBY.

>all the good dads left
>not I made them go away

>>14296733
Arms races is pushing it, Eira has some solid advance for now.

>I need to take a shit
Yeah, I'm feeling it, Beatani is streaming today.

>>14297299
You've got plenty of time.

>>14297033
we won’t know for sure until the new model is made

>>14295494
Me too

Hotelanon here, house cleaning came up and did my bed among the rest of the cleaning, which is kind of weird since my onahole was still lying there.

>>14298081
Pudding cup hotel anon?

bea works in the police in the drug unit, hence "pulling out weeds" and wanting to try weed

Prediction: Bea will stay up too late talking with her favorite dads on Discord and miss the stream again.

>>14298610
If you did something bad and Beatani and Chihiro were interrogating you, which would be the good cop and which would be the bad cop?

>>14298685
Solid rrat. At least she had the courtesy to move it to DMs this time.

>>14298610
Chisachan wearing a police uniform... haaa....

>>14298714
Chihiro would be the bad cop, and Bea would make a bad cop

>>14298890
I'm takin' you in!

>>14298610
believable rrat tabun maybe

>>14298871
>>14298685
She went to sleep this time, she didn't reply to my DM for an hour and she never ghosts me like that usually.

>>14298979
Cute

>>14299092
Dad I'm talking with her right now she didn't go to sleep.

>>14299128
Stop talking with yourself and go to sleep

>>14298610
>friends with Mori the sheriff
makes perfect sense

>>14299128
tell her to masturbate and go to sleep

>at least two confirmed dad couples
>one couple is getting married
You ARE talking with that special talented and funny dad who caught your attention, right?

>>14299343
You know, I remember that story about an asexual anon who up until his late 20s thought that everyone around him talking about sex and wanting to have sex was just a joke. I wonder if it's the same for me and gay shit.

>>14298979
I liked this very much

>>14299343
No. I'll wait for them to talk to me and die alone waiting because I'm not talented or funny

If you saw a dad cheating on his dad lover would you tell on him or keep the secret? Or blackmail him for a kiss?

>>14299128
Doubt it, she went offline after that 30min ago

>>14299485
Who said it was on discord?

>>14299481
I'd use it to create an opportunity for a three way.

>>14299485
I want Chisachan to dm me...

>>14299485
Lucky

>>14299485
DM me Beatan... Pay attention to me...

>Bea uses lesbian relationships because she's afraid of male contact
>Dads use gay relationships because they're afraid of female contact
Wow, viewer really does reflect the streamer!

>>14299737
the viewer diffracts the audience...........

>>14299485
I know that this is a real DM, why are you such an asshole?

>retweets seep when she’s done with half of her subathon stream already and is waiting to do the second half
beatan….

>retweeting seep and ignoring dads
based

>>14298610
Also may be why she's tries so hard to shut down any mention of piracy

>>14299943
this fucking bear needs to learn to keep her phone out of arms reach when she goes to bed. this means she'll most likely be late to the stream too.

>>14300007
I think she should just stream on time or not at all, you are either committed to a schedule or ungoverned by it and just make them all guerillas

>retweeting a donathon the day after
bea...

>>14299809
It's not, she used that emote a while ago, so I added it on a fake good night message

>>14300133
>late to start streams
>late to retweet stream announcements
s-sugoi

>>14300167
choroi

>Retweeting at all
Beacchan...

>>14300218
twitter addict please andastand...

>>14300001
No she loves money and believes people deserve to be paid for their work.

retard bear make a fool vof yourself
stupid bitch retard
always late late late o h late in japan
late in japan not late
fuck you late lazy bear

>>14300376
Bea go to sleep, you have a stream in three hours...

>>14300167
trying to make us feel better...

predictions for the stream? I belieb it will happen.

>>14302521
I believe it won't. Since she missed one stream, it'll be too easy for her to miss more of them. Kind of like how she was late once, and now she's always late

>>14302521
I will be sleeping trough it and I will imagine it went perfectly fine

>>14302630
Sure, now that a stream has been completely missed we can't put the genie back in the bottle. But I think that'll be more visible in the future. Seeing a second one get missed in a row would be a bad look.

>>14300167
Was the too long supposed to be about your dick?

>>14302728
There has been another that was completely missed. One of the 4cc ones at least and maybe more. It would be good to have a list of all the streams shes late for more than 30 minutes or misses but that's for someone more autistic than me to do.

Do you think Beatani would attend a dad wedding? I think she was really disappointed she didn't get invited to her friends wedding.

>>14303527
She would accept the invite but never show up. If she did she would try to be the center of attention, get too drunk and say awkward things while crying.

>>14303580
>ting ting ting ting
>I! I have announcement to make!
>Daddochama! PleeeEEEEEAAAase not abandon me!

why would a non-anti do an anti's work for him

>>14303527
If she's still streaming when the time comes, I'll probably send her an invitation

>>14303963
antis can larp as two ides, replying based to what they don’t agree with in an overtly positive manner making people angrier because they don’t know it’s all just to get a rise out of the other person

Ugh Beatani embarassing dads at a dad wedding. How surprising.

>>14303527
Does a daughter walk her dad down the aisle?

>>14304108
archivepurposes

It's been a little while since this was asked so I'm interested, What games would you like to see Beatani play? What are some games she should revisit and play again?

>>14305641
Hunie pop

>>14305641
To the Moon
Subnautica but idk if she could handle it
Breath of the Wild
Deus Ex even if it would be a disaster
A Flash game/zatsudan stream
Day of the Tentacle

>>14305641
ATS or ETS2

>>14305641
Dewprism

>>14305641
Modded GTA5. Beatani = Michael, Chihiro = Trevor, Risuna = Franklin, Remoto = Lester

>>14305641
ARK (with dads)

>>14305641
Minecraft

Bea should stream Minecraft

>>14305641
An older pokemon game

>>14305921
She should cancel the server and make an ARK one like >>14305877 said

>>14306022
ARK would be kino and we can all finally be naked together

>>14305641
Witch's House MV for comfy rpgmaker horror that caters to her fetishes
Half Minute Hero for maximum adhd experience

>>14305641
Metal Gear Solid 1-3
Resident Evil remake
Monster Hunter Rise on PC
Rimworld colonists/animals named after dads and /yah/ characters
Project Zomboid build 41

>>14305641
ETS2 in MP with dads

>>14305641
Spore

Not sure how to break it to you, but you aren't a grey

Did anon manage to take his shit before the stream?

>>14307161
grey name = grey

>>14307267
Yeah I mean technically but no

how dare this whore be late again

>>14307349
Start the stream instead of posting here Bea

>>14307349
15 minutes late isn't late

ATTENTION DADS:
According to a new Japanese law taking effect 1 Jan 2022, 30 minutes late isn't late. Thank you for your cooperation.

>For every minute that Beatani was late I will now proceed to post one word from the magazine
I SERIOUSLY LOVE BEATANI SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO MARRY HER AND BE TOGETHER FOREVER!!!!!!!

>>14305641
hitman: blood money
deus ex
portal 1
super monkey ball 2
klonoa

>>14305641
Titanfall2

>>14307609
excellent taste

nice

>>14307652
greys can't stop losing

Ohadayo good morning dads
mothers sister and friends!

>>14307652
The refollow reminded her

Have a boring zoom meeting on my phone while watching Beatani. >:)

>26 watching now
Starting to pull worse numbers than Nade.

>>14308033
Yakuza. It will pick up after awhile.

>>14308033
nade nade

>>14308033
I'm an oil baron but I don't care about yakuza, plus I'm watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6uhpCpaTRA

>>14308300
Nivi chama not like this please...

>>14308300
I'm watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpTbkRf8Vdw

I've had two fireball candies since this kusobear decided to start streaming again

Bea is very cute today

>>14308580
bea is cute everyday

>>14308495
I've had a pelon pelorico

Bea is cute sometimes

>>14308638
Is that like a harlem shake? Sorry i don't speak spic

45 minutes in and the game hasn't started

>>14308638
Nice, haven't had one in like a year or two

>>14308694

Sorry she's late guys. She's menstruating so she could only suck me off, she's still bad at it though so it took a while for me to cum.

One week dads.
>Risuna Christmas Album
Organizer here. This is the format I would like your submissions in. They are due 07:00 JST December 16th and I will do my best to get it put together by the 21st. The earlier I get submissions the earlier I can start but I understand how it is.

[Risuna Chrismas Album] (this is so I can search the archives easier)
Title: Christmas Song
Language: English
Tranlated Title: N/A
Audio: catbox link
Lyrics: catbox link
Trivia: one or two lines, optional

Please post your submissions in the thread. If you include the bracketed header it will be much easier for me to find them. Each submission should be capable of standing on its own with no further mixing or adjustment.
>Language
Whatever you like. Please provide lyrics with translation if you are not submitting in English.
>Max length
As of now, there is no max length for submissions but please use your discretion.
>Multiple submissions
It's ok, the more the merrier
>Topics
A poll in a previous thread showed a large majority would prefer to keep submissions holiday themed so I will honor that. Keep it to Christmas, Hanukkah, Festivus etc. or winter songs please. It doesn't have to be religious but it should fit with the winter theme. I will include a spreadsheet so you can see what anons are interested in but don't let the fact that someone is already doing a song prevent you from singing it if you really want to.
>Contact
If you have questions put them in the thread, because others may have the same ones. That said, if you need to reach me here's an email address.
risunachristmas *at* gmail.com
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XZqSTewtsSEUC-RfIxYISfc7FPHGU6uZk1FjjZhR2Xg/edit?usp=sharing

>>14308801
imagine turning down stinky bloody period sex

>>14308801
>not taking the old dirt road

pointless now but of course no tweet reps

>>14309199
>RT? What's that button do?

>>14309199
discord bear only does discord reps. She shilled her stream twice there.

>>14309279
talking about tweeting the stream but that too

What's really sad is being a 25 year old kissless virgin female.

>>14309327
she gave up on the new account tabun

>>14309297
To be fair those guys don't watch her, unlike Twitter dads

Really, I had no idea.

Yeah Bea we're sad for being ignored, unlike you. It would be really pathetic if that ever happened to you too!

>>14305641
Danganronpa Ultra Despair Girls, I genuinely want to see her reaction to all the sex talk between Toko and Komaru.

>>14309352
*29 and not virgin
You would not believe the amount of dicks she sucked though. Nuuta has some really wild stories.

>>14309695
Band members come and go

>>14309695
C****...not nice

>>14309199
she did tweet about the stream though

>>14308300
I'm watching both of these streams actually.
Based Hayama bro. F4 looks fun actually, never did get around to it.

>>14305641
super deepthroat

>>14309695
25 and virgin
you would not believe how many dicks she got denied

>>14309771
6 hours ago. Cope.

>>14309828
actually you're coping

does pinyo come here or is he a discord only pleb?

>>14304091
>>14303963
It's actually the most effective by far, to pretend being the other side but in the most stupid and exaggerated way.

>>14305641
- Diablo 1
- Age of empire 1 or 2
- Heroes III might & magic
- MDK
- Baldur's gate
- Rayman 1

for the pre-xp experience

>>14305957
Agree, many sucessful vtubers played it mutliple tiumes a week. She only plays it once a month. Pretty underwhelming.

>>14305641
maybe a Kirby game though I can't decide which would be best

>>14310449
Should I still play D1? Modded?

>>14310449
>t.40yo dad
don't post stuff no one under 40 care or know about and start planning yout retirement pension

>>14309778
the story is absolute trash but everything else is better than fo3 or nv

>>14305641
>>14306598
Reminded by the other anon, Diablo 2 Resurrected would be great.

>>14310774
I'm early 30s and I played most of those. I haven't heard about MDK in forever though.

nice ykuza 0 stream
not that I complain

>>14310887
I'm just thinking about pounding dads' mochi.

>>14310762
It was groundbreaking when it came out. It's hard, but the procedurally generated levels make each game a new experience and the overall ambiance is enthralling

>>14310887
I think this is the most derailed yakuza stream to date

>>14310887
That's the average bea yakuza 0 stream

Would you pound my mochi every day, dad?

>>14310887
Japan is cringe but it makes dads happy so I'll allow it

>>14310846
Yeah also 30s, listed MDK for nostalgia, shooters don't really make great streams. Though it was impressive at the time and the humor was nice touch.

>>14311241
It's a very informative game, you see

>>14310887
It's a nice and informative derail
I just hope she has enough time to get to next chapter...

Imaging cracking bea's ribs with your knee. Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex.

>>14311782
I don't think she's gmi...

My senile daughter forgot she already told us about the mochitsuke meme

Oh you like mochi? Tell me every kind.

>>14311905
only menhera schizos who watch all of the her streams will notice. The lazy numberfag in her knows that recycling good content gets numbers with less effort. I remember she also derailed about kira kira name twice.

>>14312144
>The lazy numberfag in her knows that recycling good content gets numbers with less effort.
Her numbers in Yakuza streams are shit though.

>>14305641
Lisa because of the dads

>>14305641
You should ask every thread and make it a ritualpost

>5 min of gameplay
>55min of derail
>repeat
that's why I love yakuza streams

virgin bear rage

>>14312460
I doubt Bea is going to do her own ritualpost

Kek Bea you're so virgin

Mochi sushi same

She's Chinese so of course she doesn't realize they're actually the same thing.

I just want to watch her suffer at mahjong

Which is mochi and which is sushi?

>sex is still in chat

>>14312707
left is mochi
right is sushi

>>14312707
right is mochi
left is sushi

>>14312707
Left is Bea's
Right is Chihiro's

>>14312729
I wonder what her boyfriend thinks about yakuza

>>14312707
these are just plates of rice...

>>14312866
his name will be in the description of a video bea will upload in about three weeks. mark my words

>>14312866
I think its alright

>>14312918
Implying it wasn't at some point.

Salmon's looking to collab for sure

>>14309609
I second this

>>14313129
This one too
https://twitter.com/nyaruchuuu/status/1468700011835895814

>>14313129
Too bad for her. She got dumped after she served her purpose

>>14313129
>>14313190
ill pump and dump salmon for sure

>>14313159
bea already follows her (and yoro, they're in a group or something like that)
wouldn't expect anything to come of it since bea follows a lot of /wvt/ chuubas but I also wouldn't rule it out

>>14313159
>not a single like
pain gao

when will collab with Kiki to get some GFE training?

>>14313306
never and we can all thank the gods above for that one

>>14313306
I know you're baiting, but never ever. Anyway kik* unfollowed bea after her fans didn't like she was following a +18 account.

>>14313306
I kinda want this only so Bea could give her the 3rd degree on why she used oil balon and made a beatang knock off

After watching her get her ass kicked by a penguin, I'm starting to believe that Beatani was lying to us all along about being a polar bear.

>>14313921
lucky penguin...

it's true. I always loved penguins and never stinky polar bears

>>14313921
fucking bastard

>>14313306
Hopefully soon. Kiki has already caught up in viewer count. Soon bea will have to beg for a collab with her

>>14313921
Furries...

>>14313758
I know it's likely a coincidence, but the day after Bea had her voice acting stream/recording, k*ki posted a voicepack recording for the 1st time

>>14313758
>and made a beatang knock off
The creator of Beatang made a version for her.

>>14314132
K*ki already begged multiple times and got denied.

>>14314196
After he saw the knockoff.

>>14314163
really gets gears grinding
>>14314196
she made the knockoff first then he drew one

>>14314208
Not everyone is as charitable as Pippa.

>>14314274
Bea threw Eira a collab twice and she's smaller.

>>14314297
and threw her under the bus and NTRed her when she found out

>>14307609
very based taste

>>14314325
she literally retweeted Eira's donathon stream earlier today. Let's just ignore that said stream was yesterday...

>>14310449
great taste

>>14314496
Only half of it but yeah

Rate the stream

>>14314574
I learned that mochi is sushi/10

>>14314574
sushi is mochi/10

>>14314574
sushi / 10

>>14314574
Dads still aren't funny/10

>>14314574
Pingu/10

>>14314574
missed the first two hours because of a new work schedule/10
I don't normally mind being a VODchad but it does suck a bit when you get used to always being there live

>>14314574
I want Bea to pound my ass like mochi/10

>>14314574
classic comfy yakuza stream with a fun derail / 10

>>14314574
comfy yakuzatsudan / 10

>>14314574
I can't cook so I'm just going to get some knockoff mochi from amazon/10

>>14314574
Why do you have to say it so unenthusiastically? Do I need to go back to posting it in all caps with corner bear? You're too lazy

>>14314574
Modchama and derails are the best part/10

kek 6 fingers. Better or worse than the toes incident? I never liked this illustration from the start dough

https://twitter.com/MrEkonauta/status/1468752372608421889

>>14315679
Eh let's just say she has it clasped in both hands

JPN logo stamp version

>>14315747
That's how I thought it was the first time I saw it, so it works for me

USA logo stamp version

based eko
https://twitter.com/MrEkonauta/status/1468752372608421889?s=20

>>14315679
Knew I smashed that mug for a reason.

>>14315679
what toes incident
>I never liked this illustration from the start dough
eh I think it's cute, at least for a mug if nothing else

>>14315679
quick and dirty edit

>>14315853
sugoi

i would suck all six of bea's toes

>>14316283
You can have the other five. Number six is mine.

>>14314297
>Eira
Interacted from the beginning, was learning Japanese so it made sense, shilled the bear to her fans. Already had her own network.
>Kiki
Advertising herself in others' threads and chats predebut replying to every tweet, asking everyone (with higher numbers) she could for collab right from the 1st week without experience.
Bumped some nade anti thread by selfposting with vocaroos about herself (https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/thread/14114800/#14118820 ). During collab with eira on eira's channel she starts ranting unprompted about the number of foreigners in Australia, sent nade to the trash-bin after using her (and her thread) for clout, unfollow who her fans order her to, etc etc. if can go on if you want that's just half of it.

wow, I wonder why Eira was the one who got a collab!

>>14316714
>https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/thread/14114800/#1411882
Damn, seflposts shilling in another vtuber's anti thread, that's low.

>>14316714
i was one of the ones she was replying to kek

>>14316714
god she's obnoxious

>>14316714
I usually try to ignore people stirring drama here or elsewhere on /vt/ but I honestly get the feeling Kiki's one of those few cases where someone is an actual leech and not just called one by fans of a vtuber that are butthurt she's interacting with someone they like when they don't already know her

>>14306598
Rimworld is really great, but it would need a good set of mods to improve it for Bea and viewers. For beginners the vanilla game is just too hard or boring based depending on the difficulty.

>>14305641
I think she'd like inscryption
it's got a defined ending and shit unlike slay the spire so she wouldn't have to worry about getting addicted

>>14316873
paws

>>14317030
I find vanilla+ the best way to play, the most impactful mod I have is medieval overhaul while the rest just add more stuff to increase variety, and the challenge is the best part as I love watching bear overcome difficult games

Let's settle this.
http://poal.me/trnror
http://poal.me/mh14qh

>>14317716
>no
BEAR I KNOW YOU'RE IN HERE

>>14317716
https://tinyurbankitchen.com/mochi-sushi-part-i-nigiri/

>>14318534
Checkmate Bea

new OB post

>>14318534
she was lying to us the whole time...

>>14318664
What is it about?

>>14319525
There isn't one. He's trolling.

>>14319525
Information about the Hokkaido bus tour.

>>14319576
You're lying. There would be no reason for him to randomly say there is one without making any baits about it

>>14319525
retarded bear still believes dads don't know the differences between mochi and sushi so she made a 500 word essay explaining it

>>14319764
based

>>14320716
roe

>>14320716
nice mochi

>>14320716
yoooooooo that's some sick mochi

>>14320716
What kind of fish is that?

>>14320919
Salmon, the go-to for sushi

>>14320716
nivi...

>>14321019
imagine...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OsRbuEINXI

What kind of barbaric neanderthal do you have to be to eat fish eggs?

>>14321155
I eat live oysters and flame-grill snails alive for a more intense taste

>>14321338
asians truly have no soul, fuck you bea

I had fresh dead grilled eel in korea. The parts were still wriggling when we threw them on.

>>14321743
I'd eat a live eel out of a dad's butt

>>14319688
>>14319576
because it's some boring stuff about making mochi

>>14321019
I'm surprised she still shows up, maybe she actually enjoy watching a bit

Oil Groomers were a mistake

I for one can't wait for Bea's collab with Sex.

>>14322416
What's wrong dad chama?

I want to give bea HIV

>>14323133
Heterosexual Intercourse (Vaginal)

¿Will Kumagai Chisato ever tell us how many/what sex toys she has?

>>14323307
Never, dads are too creepy to be trusted with that information. This is proven when they ask about it.

Seeing how she's afraid of penetration I think she only owns one of those bean vibrators for her humongous clitoris.

>>14323477
Do you think she still doesn't like using the second hole? A lot can change about someone in just 8 years.

I don't know if it's real but I can feel that we'll be seeing fake ob leaks in the near future in addition to fake dm leaks.

>>14323133
I just want to make her pregnant without her knowledge, and have her realize only to late for abortion.
This will change permanently her brain and corrupt her into a caring mother finally embracing her femininity

>>14323689
Sinister but a little wholesome.

>>14323307
The answer is none, sorry.

>>14323378
depends on the dad

>>14323307
just her paws

>>14323689
this except I want her to be fully aware from the moment of conception and to be completely okay with it because I'll be there to help her raise our child together after a lovely marriage :)

>>14323813
Ok I like my wishes to have at least a greater than 0 chance to happen.

>>14323649
Do it

If Bea misses a stream again her punishment should be writing a gay dad fanfiction.

>>14323968
I'd settle with her reading them on stream

>>14323968
Who does Bea ship?

>>14324016
She can't stand yaoi, she's been avoiding the thread since those are posted.

>>14324016
I'd be really curious to see. Maybe Xeni and Remoto.

BEATANI I SERIOUSLY LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU BEAMAMA AND BEAPAPA FOR BRINGING BEATANI INTO THIS WORLD!!!!!! THANK YOU BEATANI FOR ENDURING HARDSHIP EVERY DAY SO THAT THIS WORLD CAN BE GRACED WITH YOUR PRESENCE!!!!!!!!! 偉い偉い撫で撫で!!!!1!11!1!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!1!!!1!!!!!!

>>14324047
She doesn't even read them so I don't think it matters. Hating it makes the punishment even better though.

>>14324016
Destoroyar and Remoto.

>>14323649
captcha: 0W0 AY

>>14324149
Beaaaa you didn't update tier 2.5

>>14322246
>>14324149
Wait that's not a yt community post. Then what is it? Is there some sort of OB inner circle website or something?

>>14324047
A lot of women use yaoi to distance themselves from aspects of sex that they are uncomfortable with, such as the whole penis in vagina thing. But I guess Bea just thinks about doing Shaymin with her 36cm.

>>14324285
Samefagging chama…

>>14324380
?

>>14323649

>>14324447
Should have changed it to 8 months ago

toes