/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

sex

I love fucking this bear!

i love this fucking bear

Just want to go one day without thinking about this fucking bear or her handsome and intelligent dads.

I don't give a shit at this point if the discord bear moves to twitch, it's too much effort to be mad.

I remember her Twitch streams from the early days and I absolutely hated using that platform.

>>14244404
I can't get you off my mind either dadchama.

Imagine pippa and beaccho's pussies pressed against each other as they make out.

>>14244740
Skeb chama make it happen

>>14244231
literally who?

>>14244231
Some dad made a Beatani Steam group:
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/yahkumagai
Beatani is the vtuber this thread is about.

>>14244949
What is the point of this Steam group?

Help, I can't stop imagining the pippa collab in the bedroom.
>Pippa making nonstop dirty talk
>Shaddup, annoying rabbit
>No more talking, ok?
>Mmm, mhm mhm mhmm!!!
>What are you doing pippa, why are you licking my nipples
>mhmm mhmm mhmm...
>M-mou, dame...

>>14245107
does there need to be a point to it?

Looking at the Beatinder hashtag and WTF?

>>14245132
h-hot

>>14245263
No, I'm just curious if there was one.

>>14245107
None

>>14245107
For dads to play vidya together

Bea teaching Risuna how to milk k twink...

>>14245404
Imagine him bent over and milking him like a cow into a bucket...

>>14245404
reverse bea and risuna and you have perfection

>>14245460
That scenario makes zero sense, why would Risuna be teaching Bea

I want Risuna to milk Bea is that too much to ask?

I want Bea to milk my cock with her pussy.

>>14245650
Boring as fuck

>>14244380
me too

EN indie whores are grooming beatani into moving to twitch, we cannot allow this.

>>14245650
>doesn't like using her second hole for hand reps
just imagine...

>>14245892
She won’t move uploading vods to youtube is too mendokusai.
And she depend on thumbnails a lot.
It’s generally a better place for creativity and community reps.

>>14245892
Rise up, you can't be anonymous in this situation, Beacchoruni will not take void comments seriously, an unfortunate situation given the nature of 4chan, but it's been shown she respects those who step up seriously.

Maybe she'll stop torturing us with member only streams if she moves over to twitch...

Dads, no more sex posting?

>>14246000
Which dad do you want to leave in a wheel chair for a week from a night of non stop sex?

>>14246000
huh?

>>14246050
stuffedidiot needs an attitude adjustment, so him. nothing personal, just a week of nonstop sex to teach him some manners

>>14245989
She doesn't respect anyone though. At least not dads.

>>14246271
>t.Dad who has never tried to talk with her

>>14245892
brothers! my fellow dads!

we must rise up and save everything that's good under the haven!

>>14246310
I've voiced my opinion before and it was totally ignored. If your opinion is "obvious" and she already agrees with it then of course she'll take feedback.

>>14246271
you are incorrect
>>14246328
you seem awfully small and furry to be a dad...

Angerisuna said dads are bad at grooming and need to try harder

>>14246328
>haven

>>14246372
Link your opinion, it's no use being anonymous in this situation

>>14246328
We ride at dawn!

>>14246410
It wasn't about this and it's long past. You know she's pretty headstrong.

>>14246508
What did you say

https://twitter.com/Moonderland893/status/1468266868691582980

>>14246508
She is, but she'll still discuss it if you're opinion isn't a one line "I don't like this"

>>14246561
>https://twitter.com/Moonderland893/status/1468266868691582980
I love it!

>>14246508
I'm already aware that you're retarded

>>14246661
Good that makes two of us.

BEATANI VIRGIN KILLER SWEATER ONEGAIIIII
BEATANI COSPLAY ONEGAIIIII

I'm Krumerbai Chizero, expert Minecraft server owner

Some dads should team up and see if they can kill a Warden (in Minecraft). They're supposed to be pretty tough.

>>14247241
kek

Today I will resume consumption of the Fireball candies
Gonna make it

>>14247288
They are easy to kill if you aren't new to the game

>>14247726
111 LFG!!!

I want to bully AR's innocent shota shithole!

Today's fanfic is Ekotachi!

After hours passed without an ounce of rest, Eko finally accepted that he wasn't going to get any sleep. "Ah... It can't be helped I guess..." he got out of bed and wore his coat. Despite the cold and the late hour, Eko had to go for a walk, he knew that nothing else clears his mind like a comfy walk in the night. It was the 3rd day of the dad meetup party, Eko spent quite some time with all the dads and got to know them better, except one, Tachi. Eko wondered what he's doing wrong as he walked through the night, he simply couldn't get close to Tachi no matter what he did. "He is a popular dad after all... He probably doesn't care about someone like me..." Eko had imagined that once he finally got to meet Tachi, talking with him would be easy and everything would go smoothly but Tachi was always surrounded by other dads, talented, strong, good looking and... autistic dads. If they were anonymous, or were chatting on discord, Eko could easily join in, but his confidence had been broken after seeing Tachi in real life. His soft fluffy hair, silky smooth skin and oh so beautiful dainty hands. Even at first glance, Eko had instantly recognized Tachi and made up excuses to himself to avoid him. Even though he spoke to Tachi quite a few times before, realizing that he actually has a crush on him brought Eko back to square one. What if he stuttered or had an awkward moment? What if Tachi hated him? It's best to avoid irl contact he thought. If he could make it through the remaining week of the meetup then he could go back to chatting with Tachi, safely, on discord instead. But then he may never get to hold his pretty hands. He would never get to look deep into his eyes. "Ah... I didn't even get a good look of his eyes because I was too scared to stare...". Silence of the streets, uncanny glow of the dim lights and the sound of gravel crushed beneath his boots were not going to drown out the sounds of his desires. He decided to head back.

>>14248524
Needless to say, the walk didn't help. Eko's mind was plagued by a disease that kept dragging his thoughts back to one thing, Tachi. Could he really be in love? In love with a dad?! And witch Tachi of all people! Maybe this was some kinda dream, yes this was one of those weird train nap dreams he always has. Unable to fight his thoughts anymore, Eko convinced himself that it's normal to have weird thoughts like this every now and then, he needed sleep and if these visions are what it takes so be it, he said. Eko tightly hugged his pillow and let his imagination run wild as he succumbed to sleep.
Eko woke up clenching his teeth, he quickly realized that his body and mind betrayed him. He was harder than he ever was, he had drooled all over his pillow and the first thing that had popped into his mind was unsurprisingly, Tachi. Eko washed his face and was startled by his own bloodshot eyes. "Maybe it's true. Maybe I do love him... But what if he doesn't love me... What if he hates me... But dads always joke about us being together so they must see that we are compatible right? Even if they are jokes there must be some truth in them. Maybe Tachi thought this as well... Maybe he thought about us... being together as well...". The thought of Tachi having feelings towards him made his heart skip a beat. Faced with his feelings, Eko couldn't deny reality anymore. No matter the outcome, he must go talk to Tachi.
When he checked the meetup activity schedule, Eko saw that it was time for "Epic dad fishign time :)". He was already a few minutes late. Afraid of wasting more time, Eko grabbed his dadpole and sprinted to the fishing spot. When Eko got there the dads had already starting fishing. To his luck, Tachi wasn't occupied by other dads as most dads had gathered around ****** after he caught a huge fish with his bare hands. Eko took a deep breath and walked up to Tachi. "Hey Tachi! What are you up to?". It takes Tachi a moment for him recognize Eko.

>>14248569
"Oh hi Eko, just fishing with the dads. Have you had any luck?". Tachi's speech was calm, it had no trace of anxiety or deeper feeling, this alone was enough to deal a blow to Eko's spirit. "Ah I just came here actually" Eko dipped the tip of his fishing rod into the water, it was clear he wasn't interested in fishing at the moment. He had to push himself to break the awkward silence, "Do you fish a lot, Tachi?". "I fish sometimes, especially in the summer. It-s very comfy.". Eko knew he wasn't going to get very close to Tachi while pretending to be fishing, "Wanna have some tea after this? I have a few stuff I want to talk about" Tachi said yes, after the fishing they went to a cafe. "What did you wanna talk about Eko?" He didn't have anything in mind, he made that up on the spot so Tachi would be more likely to accept his offer. "I uh... I'm working on this one drawing and I thought you could help me with the background... Can you show me how you get the strokes like that" He quickly pulled up a random image Tachi drew on his phone. "Oh of course, always happy to help with reps. I thought you meant something serious when you said you wanted to talk though." Excuses and lies hasn't helped Eko thus far, he had to be honest. "Well... The truth is that I wanted to be alone with you. I... I always have a lot of fun when we're together. Like when we built that minecraft arena together. To me, Bea was just an excuse, I just wanted to spend time with you." realizing how gay that sounds, Eko stepped back "D-don't get the wrong idea though!". Tachi giggled, "Don-t be shy Eko, I think of us as geniune friends at this point. The way you said this stuff like it-s some love confession is cute though~ Could the crush rrats be true?" Tachi's tone made it perfectly cleat that he was merely joking but Eko felt like he was going to faint upon hearing his words, his heart was beating so fast that Tachi could almost hear it.

>>14247237
saved

>>14248612
Laying in bed, Tachi pondered about the way Eko acted today. "It was almost like he-s actually flustered around me... Ah this is bad, I shouldn't let rrats infest my head." Tachi applied his hand lotion. "Time to do some reps." He grabbed his pen and started doodling on his tablet. Undoing his scribbles after a few strokes, Tachi just come up with a doodle that satisfied him. "Ah! An aggie would inspire me! But all the dads are at the meetup, they probably didn't bring anything to join the canvas with." Indeed, only Eko and Tachi were autistic enough to bring their tablets to draw. "Oh I know! I'll just get some paint and a big canvas so we can all draw together!" Tachi woke up early to prepare the surprise for the dads, an irl aggie was sure to please Bea too. After breakfast Tachi gathered the dads in the lobby for the painting collaboration, this piece was developing to be the most soulful of all with even non-artdads contributing a few doodles. "Hey Eko, you wanted me to show you how to get certain strokes right?" Eko was constructing the base of his cute fuwa drawing but he gladly took a break from it to watch Tachi. Tachi's brush masterfully slid across the canvas, leaving perfectly defined edges and curves behind as he talked about brush strokes like a professor. Eko was completely enchanted, not that he didn't know about this stuff, he didn't care anyway, he was focused on Tachi's hands. His soft, smooth hands must have been framed by a sublime artist just like Tachi, he thought. Eko accompanied Tachi's lines with his own brush, their hands were captivated in a dance as the two artists let their talent run wild. Strokes intertwined, colors mixed and their hands occasionally touched in this waltz. When their opus stood complete on the canvas they both took a step back to appreciate it. Even though they didn't speak a single word while drawing it, the piece looked like it was planned and constructed carefully.

>>14248656
No doubt, only an artist expert in his craft could tear this piece apart from his soul and project it upon a canvas, only the hand of a single master, or two hands of lovers interlocked. "It turned out pretty good right?". "Yeah it-s good. Good art is art that makes you feel something after all." could they be feeling the same thing?
The entire canvas was filled and it was obvious everyone poured their heart and soul into it. It was going to look good on Bea's wall for sure. Only if she knew that among the paint, doodles, sketches and shitposts, a confession of love between two dads lied within, alas only Eko and Tachi could read the poem secretly engraved in plain sight. Both were overwhelmed by the same emotion whenever they took a look at their collaborative painting, it was almost obscene to have such a thing exposed in the open, for it was their love ran free, clad in none.
Eko was able to talk to Tachi normally again after sharing such an intimate moment, he felt stupid for letting his fears keep him away from Tachi, of course they were friends, it's normal for friends to chat so there is nothing to be afraid of. He was trying to build up confidence in front of the mirror again. He had just gotten back from his walk and he was now getting ready to ask Tachi if he wanted to draw together again. Eko and Tachi had dinner together, finally, Eko could calmly talk to him and get to know Tachi. As they opened up their entire personalities to each other they both felt their relationship detach from "bea's dads" and become people who met naturally and grew to like each other. No one, nothing else was needed as an excuse for them to be together anymore. "Wanna draw something together, Eko?". "I was going to ask you the same thing!" Eko happily replied. "Let's draw something other than Bea this time.". If it's not reps, then it must be a date, both thought. Instead of going to the lobby for the stream watchalong, they both went to Tachi's room.

>>14248704
Eko's heart started racing again as soon as he stepped into Tachi's room. His sweet fragrance was unavoidable, Eko made the mistake of taking a deep breath to calm himself down, the odor swept him off his feet, his mind had already sunken into blissful dreams. They had much talking to do, so they began drawing. Sketches, edges, lines, curves flooded the canvas as both artists loudly sang their feelings from their pens. Complex shapes formed as they worked in perfect coordination like they had practiced the drawing a hundred times beforehand, they had the same piece in mind and worked together to bring it to life. Like expert stone cutters placing and hitting nails in harmony, Tachi and Eko completed each other's lines as if they shared a single mind. With bold strokes upon each other's paints, colors were rendered as if by the hand of breaking dawn. With fingers interlocked, two lovers grasping the pen together drew their last line, finishing labor of their love. They realized that they were holding hands but did not break contact. Their eyes met, synchronized rhythm of their hearts could be hidden no more. Magic words needed not to be spoken as they had just finished singing their serenade. Their lips naturally gravitated together, ecstasy melted their vision into a colorful scene almost as pretty as their drawing. When their lips parted both were met with a portrait of their lover.
Feeling Tachi's hands on his chest set Eko ablaze with lust. Eko's grasp around Tachi's waist had his skin burning with desire. They didn't know who would be top and bottom but they had to have sex right now, their bodies could not bear being apart anymore. After they undressed each other Eko pinned Tachi down by his hands, not because he wanted to take the lead but because that's what his instincts lead him to do, he had been dreaming of having them in his grasp for days. "This... Is my first time..." Tachi muttered. "Same." Eko replied

>>14248736
Being afraid to penetrate, Eko made out with Tachi while frotting. Steam coming out of their bodies as the friction of skin rubbing together generated seemingly as much heat as a campfire could almost be seen. Beating of their hearts and excitement of sharing their first time coupled with the sweet tingles vibrating through their body as they approached the edge had both of them moaning and panting. Tachi spread his legs "I... I want it...". Eko nervously deflowered his lover, their bodies naturally worked together and they gently made love. Tachi's body wholly welcomed Eko, texture and warmth of his soft skin pulled Eko deeper and Eko's member gently stroke Tachi's prostate as if he was being careful on purpose, his loving caresses sent wave after wave of ecstasy throughout Tachi's body. With fingers interlocked, tongues intertwined and every inch of their skin pressed together Eko released his seed into his lover as both embraced in euphoria.
After they were done making sweet love Eko and Tachi cuddled in bed. Eko finally spoke the words that had plagued his mind for so long, the words that had so desperately fought to escape his mouth, the words that were written all over the bed now. "I love you. I love you Tachi."
"I love you too Eko"

~The End~

>>14245305
>bea goes down on her
>*pingu noises* mm-hmm... mm-hmm~

>>14248765
10/10. Marvelous.

Thank you, writechad. Please do stuffed x max. Stuffed HAS to be the top though or it loses the magic

Somehow "namedropping" and "beating the dead horse" doesn't fully describe what happens in these threads anymore.

Why would Tachi write something like this?

>>14249009
Not (that) writedad but I had the same idea.

I'm gonna be mad if I don't get a chapter with the twink

Puzzlan, went for an easy amount of pieces

https://jigex.com/6fTbT

>>14249059
What words or word would you use to describe /yah/ threads?

>>14249277
autism

>>14249210
>https://jigex.com/6fTbT
do you have the original img?

>>14249571
It's on clover: http://clover.club/post/show/1800/cafe-chihiro-flower-flowers-restaurant-sisters

Next puzzle:
https://jigex.com/qAjQE

>Risuna Christmas Album
Organizer here. This is the format I would like your submissions in. They are due 07:00 JST December 16th and I will do my best to get it put together by the 21st. The earlier I get submissions the earlier I can start but I understand how it is.

[Risuna Chrismas Album] (this is so I can search the archives easier)
Title: Christmas Song
Language: English
Tranlated Title: N/A
Audio: catbox link
Lyrics: catbox link
Trivia: one or two lines, optional

Please post your submissions in the thread. If you include the bracketed header it will be much easier for me to find them. Each submission should be capable of standing on its own with no further mixing or adjustment.
>Language
Whatever you like. Please provide lyrics with translation if you are not submitting in English.
>Max length
As of now, there is no max length for submissions but please use your discretion.
>Multiple submissions
It's ok, the more the merrier
>Topics
A poll in a previous thread showed a large majority would prefer to keep submissions holiday themed so I will honor that. Keep it to Christmas, Hanukkah, Festivus etc. or winter songs please. It doesn't have to be religious but it should fit with the winter theme. I will include a spreadsheet so you can see what anons are interested in but don't let the fact that someone is already doing a song prevent you from singing it if you really want to.
>Contact
If you have questions put them in the thread, because others may have the same ones. That said, if you need to reach me here's an email address.
risunachristmas *at* gmail.com
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XZqSTewtsSEUC-RfIxYISfc7FPHGU6uZk1FjjZhR2Xg/edit?usp=sharing

Any imas fans want to cover https://www.project-imas.com/wiki/Merry ?

>>14249848
https://jigex.com/qwyFm Last one for now

Merry Christmas or Marry Risunas?

It's all fun and games until some dads get drunk during an IRL meeting and they wake up naked in the same bed

>>14250277
nice

>>14250269
based

>>14250425
Then it's really fun!

>>14250425
Imagine waking up in the morning to the other dads busting into your hotel room pointing and laughing at you spooning naked with that one dad you have a crush on. That would be so embarrassing.

>>14248765
>frotting
Well written and educational.
I learned a new term today.
Now excuse me while I vomit.

>>14250425
whats not to love about that!

>>14250596
frottage cheese

>>14248524
>>14248569
>>14248612
>>14248656
>>14248704
>>14248736
>>14248765
Great work.

Eira I appreciate your work.

>>14248524
>>14248569
>>14248612
>>14248656
>>14248704
>>14248736
>>14248765
>enter thread
>some faggot has posted seven posts worth of gay fanfic
Just upload it to a pastebin next time. Not everybody wants to be spammed with gay shit.

>>14250628
>>14251039
the duality of meme

>>14251039
i thought we already established that /yah/ is a free speech zone

>>14251039
Who cares

>>14251274
Me

It's true, Eko, I love you

A dad for every dad, that's my dream.

I will now rate every vtuber beatani has collabed with:

>that sheep whore
First collab was absolute trash, Beatani was trying too hard and could barely make any sense. Didn't watch the second collab, was there a third? Didn't watch it either way.
>temako
Even though I couldn't understand 80% of what they were saying I think this is the best collab she's had, mainly because they were actually having a conversation, it wasn't one sided like with the sheep whore or the rabbit slut (my opinion soon). Bea was very natural and casual
>rabbit slut
Another one sided collab where Bea tried too hard. I don't blame her though, the rabbit was too passive and Bea had to carry the entire collab on her shoulders. I will still rank it above the sheep whore only because she made kfprannies seethe a couple of days earlier

I actually want to spend time with dads

>>14251951
I'd subscribe to your newsletter.

>>14251979
Go to the Texas meetup if it's still happening. You can hang out with dads and do dad things together.

>>14251951
where is unsubscribe button?
I didn't even hit the bel land this shit is still here, in front of me

Did Detective Frog ever figure out what happened with that shulker spawner?

>>14252057
Still happening. Need final confirmations before the end of December. So far it's looking like 5 maybe 6 people will be able to make it.

>>14251979
Play children's block game with us, dad

>>14251979
block game, discord, or find a group to game with if you don't want to play block game.

>>14252450
>>14252499
>block game
fuck no
I meant getting drunk IRL and then trying to protect my asshole from drunk gay dads

I bought among us for nothing?¿ Will bea try to play it again?¿?

>>14252551
She wants to. There were some network issues next time. If there's time this month there will probably be an Amogus membear stream.

>>14252596
*last time

>you're at the dad bonfire passing around a bottle of whiskey
>first one to pass out loses his boy cherry
>you take a pull off the bottle and feel your eyelids getting really heavy...

funny bears

>>14253209
I love you SLAM I want to slam you so bad

>>14253209
The one with wide eyes and the scarf is my favorite.

>>14252534
Canna's offpako

>>3434807
Was this real?

I've gotten the physical Beatani page, now my life is complete. There's a bridge on the back, I wonder what it all means.

>>14253735
Wait a second, that's not Beatani you liar!

>>14253209
cute!

>>14253735
cute also!

but dad are those your knees?

>>14253735
ZA HANDO

>>14253867
...those are knuckles. how do you see knees?

>>14253706
yes

>>14249909
your hard work will be rewarded ten fold in the xphill dad

>>14253706
https://youtu.be/5BJlj6_AbQk?t=6454

>>14253706

>>14253954
It still hurts to listen to...

>>14253954
Her ESL at this time is too adorable...... and this timestamp hurts a little. Beachama...

>>14253954
She also wrote never forgive on Twitter with a screenshot of some of the yeses.

>>14253954
Her reaction still surprises me to this day. Sorry for lying kek.

>>14253954
Bea, I will take your virginity

>>14254206
You already have, AR.

On that day she swore to cuck all dads..

>>14253735
I remember I checked the artist's tumblr out of curiosity and got some cool info from the post of that picture.
It seems like 熊谷 (Kumagaya) is a real place in Saitama and the artist's hometown.

>>14254470
I wonder how she feels about some dads that already started dating

>>14254470
We made a terrible mistake

>>14254089
also reacted negatively during the groomer review to anyone listing their experiences

>>14254601
It won't be a problem until they do a Bea X Risuna cosplay and make a video of them going on a cute date.

>>14254680
This HAS to happen, holy shit.

>>14253954
Bea if it's any consolation, I've had my ears licked even though I'm still a virgin.

>>14254579
Why does she have a handegg? Is the NFL big 熊谷?

If there's a dad meetup party I will open an ear licking booth and lick anyone's ear who wants it. That'll show her.

>>14254787
Her boyfriend's an NFL linebacker.

Chihiro cucks are always losing
Chisato is the superior Beatani Sister

What's your favorite crayon flavor?

>>14255802
The red ones are pretty good.

>>14255802
Strawberry

>>14251951
>pippa
>passive
Which stream were you watching

>>14255802
white because I rarely use it so I don't miss it when after I eat it

You can get back 40 hours per year if you stop showing up on time to this kusobear's streams
She hates being on time, so why are you?

>>14257504
a good dad supports his daughter even if she's a bit slow

>>14257504
I wasn't on time, but I'm still stuck waiting. VODchads are the real winners

Actually I'll manage to make a breakfast in peace before she starts so I'm glad she's late as always

>they don't know the stream is on twitch

>>14257504
I want to hang with cool dads in the pre stream chat

Chihirio

>>14258599
Handsome

>I hate work
>I hate exercise
She told the truth

>>14259436
there's a first for everything

>>14259436
It's not a stream, she just wanted to announce that

>>14259436
I'd kneel if this was just a jork

Would you guys get offended if Beatani made her own dad tier list? I think it would be pretty funny stream.

>>14259960
That would be baste, but only because im not inscure.

>>14259960
Extremely offended
but the meltdowns will be funny

>>14259960
on one hand it'd be funny but on the other the nuclear meltdown the thread would go through (even if it was a blatant shitpost) wouldn't be worth putting up with

>>14259960
It's gonna set things on fire either if she makes a joke one to mess with people or if she's honest with it.

>>14259960
She'd have to do it from a blank template so we know which dads are forgettable

>>14259960
You don't realise it but Beatani is actually terrified of hurting dads' feelings. She'd never do it.

>>14259960
no, and I hope she'll take it seriously because I want to see the reactions

>>14259960
She already did it. Do you know which one is hers?

>>14259960
I wish we lived in a timeline where beatani was based and brave enough to do something like that

Ohadayo! Sorry I'm late dads but I'm canceling the stream. You'll forgive me right? I'll be on time, I promise!

>>14260698

what are you guys doing while waiting for her to wake up and cancel the stream
I'm watching the seep personally

>>14260838
I'm just cooking dinner I'm not waiting for her

>>14260838
watching seep

>>14260838
Eating food

WHERE IS THE STREAM?

WHERE IS BEA?

IS SHE ALL RIGHT?

I AM GONZERNED DDDDD:

>>14260838
I just ate a nice breakfast and I'm gonna have DM sex with dads.

>>14249009
I second that stuffed has to be the top since max confirmed he wears a cage too

>>14261180
>max confirmed he wears a cage too
citation needed

>67 waiting
>90 minutes late
Beatani has wasted over 100 hours of Dads' time today

>>14261594
gib link!

>>14258599
My future wife

fireworks ur a faget haha lol

>>14259960
I'd perma-filter these threads if she did. This shithole is insufferable enough with you faggots making /v/-tier tierlists.

>>14262624
You sure sound familiar with /v/

>>14262642
Yes, it's the board I left behind permanently in 2016 because it got even worse.

no fucking idea what stream you guys are talking about

It's been over 2 hours and I've just been sitting here waiting for her

What frequency is the radio calisthenics on?

>>14263117
420.69 fm

>busy in a meeting
>sad going to miss stream
>get out much later
>dads still waiting

At this rate she's going to be late for her actual work

>>14263423
The stream was only supposed to be 30-60 minutes anyway because she had to do something

My wife kiki would never be late like this. How didbour daugher grow up to be so irresponsible?

>>14261296
Do archive reps on the d*****

>>14263041
based retardposter

>>14263553
Spoonfeed me I don't want to dig through the shit there

>I believe every shitpost I read

anyone ever have dm sex with beatan and feel special but then see her talking about the same things with other dads and the magic is gone??

>>14264432
>anyone ever have dm sex with beatan
You already lost me

>>14264432
same desu

>>14264432
It happens

RATE IT

>>14264432
No, but Can I have dm sex with a lesbian dad?

>>14264432
I wish I didn't understand what you mean
It hurts

>>14264432
>talking about the same things
this isn't typically the case but when it is it's not a big deal, the DMs were never something special.

>>14264736
Tired of waiting and I could have been doing stuff/10

>>14264736
chat room/10

15.ai
https://files.catbox.moe/aeafua.wav

This is getting ridiculous and it won't change as long as yesmen just type "bea..." in chat and continue to let her be late for every stream. There need to be real consequences for her mistakes. For example, I would pin Bea down and slowly remove her shoes and socks, savoring the wave of putrid air assaulting my nostrils and cherishing the sight of her pure unblemished feet before getting down to the real punishment. I would use my tongue to tickle torture her precious delicate feet for at least one hour, maybe two. I really won't be satisfied until she pissed herself from being tickled too much. After suckling each and every toe, thoroughly covering every nanometer of her feet with my saliva, I'd leave her in her piss soaked underwear and tag the next dad in to deal out his punishment. I think this is the only viable solution to her tardiness.

>>14265628
Didn't read but i can tell you that nobody cares rumao

>>14265686
You're missing out, it's quite a twist.

>>14265686
thanks for announcing that, you stupid faggot

R***** had a good idea. She should finish editing that Chihiro cooking video as punishment. It's the only reasonable way to make it up to the 60 people who showed up to do some light exercise.

>14266185
seething

people would rather read the whole way through 10 posts of a samefagging gay fanfic, let that sink in

https://files.catbox.moe/y9wpxr.png

>>14266543
Needs a mirror behind her

>>14266543
Now she needs one at the foot of her manager's desk.

>>14251951
no wonder she ignore anon's opinion kek

>>14267468
Bea just wants lots of lesbian sex

>>14252112
Very close but it's possibly something not reproducible, 90% a fuckery with portals from creative world and accessing under the fake end portal during halloween event (shulker was placed the day after aswell)

>>14259960
I wouldn't mind personally since I know I would be at the top, but it would likely make permanent damages so not a great idea.

>>14267639
Ah. Sounds plausible.

>>14264432
Yeah at first, but I long accepted she's into open relationships. with her ADHD it's inevitable. It's ok because I can also date others if I want.

>>14267922
you're dating her?

>>14268012
Anyone can almost, just ask her.

>>14268012
her?

>>14268012
You're not?

>shortest prompt
>completely fucked
what

>>14269379
dangerous

>>14269747
BASED

>>14269747
I just realized Chihro's ribbon being on the other side reflects how it would be shown in a mirror. Spooky.

>>14269504
Try Listener

>>14270736
I'd try to think of a funny comment but I don't even know what the fuck

>>14271335
Looks like a guy eating ass while tripping balls on LSD and ketamine.

>>14271411
Where do you see the ass? All I see is someone's face being ripped off

>>14271512
Cheeks and cunny. Drugs.

>>14265628
she shouldn’t have been given a pass she must show chihiros feet making noodles now

You didn't show up for the stream today, Beatani.
You didn't that's right.
You know what that means.
Do you remember?
Punishment is punishment. And this is worse than being late.
You will have to get it done, no excuses and no whining. I don't care if you are lazy, punishment is punishment.
It's time for Chihiro cooking onigiri using her feet.
I will be waiting.

Today is the 80th anniversary of Pearl Harbor day, and this has been the greatest slap in the face from the Japanese since then to burgerkind. Chihiro must roll sushi with her feet.

I’m in love with a dad. They’re so nice to me and we have similar interests. He’s taller than me too. We talk everyday and he makes me laugh. I think about him a lot. Sometimes he shares funny YouTube videos to me.
<3

>>14273619
He probably feels the same way about you. Have you though about passing him a note? "Do you like me? Check yes or no." You'll have your answer then but I think your chances are good.

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato2/status/1468437847984439300
Tell me you did it dad.

>>14274338
Beatani I don't think starting to talk about Shaymin in your application is a good idea...

I know you're awake dad.

>>14276702
Bea is such a nice girl she's watching over me while I sleep so no other dads will do bad things to me I love Bea bye

>>14276829
Yes, nice... She will protect you.

reminder that the 23rd is gonna be like the 200th watamote ch.
is bea gonna do something special?
like dad group an-heroing?

>>14277765
Most true dads won't make it to see 2022. That's all I can say.

>>14277843
What are you talking about? What is your prediction for next year?

>>14277987
Kool-Aid on the New Year's stream. As each time zone approaches midnight the dads will say their goodbyes and drink poison as the calendar rolls over. This will happen until there are no time zones left and Bea graduates with all the money she inherited from her dads.

>>14277987
The inner circle meetup at the end of the year

>>14278118
Why do you think the Texas meetup was delayed a month? It's because Bea wanted to have an inner circle one for the new year.

>Bea shows up
>can't talk to my dad crush anymore
Thanks a lot bitch

>>14277843
hope dads don't forget to laugh

>>14279147
Getting cockblocked by your daughter is the worst.

>>14279168
You're making me scared.

Bea, I'm bored! Give me attention!

i didnt even know there was a stream scheduled ..lucky!

>>14247726
the reflection...

>>14279363
It was on less than a day's notice so understandable

>>14253706
Why are you scrubbing months old threads?

>>14279312
wuzzat? you just don't gotta forget is all

>>14253706
No one ever accidentally forgets to mute, it's always intentional

>>14279693
It happens. I've had a couple embarrassing moments forgetting to mute on a Zoom call.

oy retards. don't shit up the board. stay in your thread please

>>14254664
She reacted pretty amicably to coomerchad, especially the mention of shibari.

>>14259960
>Would you guys get offended
yes
>I think it would be pretty funny
also yes
do it

>>14280509
The real sadness will come from when she's trying to place a dad and has no idea who it is.

>>14279605
Bea finally got rid of her virginity and decided to compare he new self with the mindset she had back then. Please understand.

Reminder that IA has a "team" that crawls Twitter profiles and indeed a ton of Tweets from Beatani's original account were archived. I was practically able to find all the links that the wiki referenced and add archive links, for instance. Their filter was pretty helpful.
https://web.archive.org/web/*/https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/*
Finding older Twitter bios by chance is kind of funny.
https://web.archive.org/web/20210216144409/https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1361687694321934336
https://web.archive.org/web/20210228161719/https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1366056119680991237

>>14281242
Holy shit, who is this pure, naive, eager to get noticed bear? I want to groom her.

ColonThree I can't take it anymore, after your last tweet I can't stop thinking about your body, please help me dads...

Homos are the cancer killing /yah/.

>>14281382
She was so cute back then. I'm falling in love all over again!

>>14281473
Is that so Y***-chama~ I wouldn't mind a reenactment of the fic you know, chu~

Every time I get curious and come back to this thread, I am glad I got out when I did.

>>14281473
You are very foolish Daddochama, if I were you I would commit sudoku from the shame, but don't worry, I don't dislike you!
>>14282493
rrrrat

How do we ban all the dads that post on discord from this thread?

>>14285903
Why would you ban all cool dads and leave only soulless sad schizos?

>>14285903
You don't want that

>>14285903
* archive and compile what they say on shitcord
* social engineer them
* threaten them to fuck off from the community

>>14286684
But I do

>>14286535
>>14285903
Samefag

>>14287009

All of the biggest posters on yah are on Discord. Facts. If you truly count yourself in this group, just grow up already. Bea doesn't see herself as 4chans pet vtuber anyway so there is no point.
>a person who actively watches Beatani live (where actively means 50% or more streams,) their only Discord activity is linked to the archive (no lurking, certainly no typing), and they have over 1,000 posts in /yah/ cumulative.
If you fit into this group, give me a (You) or something. It's the most exclusive dads club yet! That's who would actually be left on this thread if the retardposter got his way. I'm guessing there are maybe three of you who can say this without lying.

>>14287802
I'm active on both.
/yah/ for beatani related talks
discord for the rest 99% of the time
And will continue, unless somehow /yah/ becomes "anything
>their only Discord activity is linked to the archive
I don't get this part, all the discord activity is linked to the archive in the first place?

>>14287931
unless yah becomes "literally anything bea viewers feel like talk about" * (though it would have to move to trash)

Are Bea and a collection of dads trying to appeal to an Anti-Hololive audience now?
I thought it was just a samefag at first but she's playing along, I wonder if this was her plan.

>>14288194
she actually hates the company and these types of tweets always get (you)s so it makes sense she would start shitposting about it

>>14288194
What? You made me check, but she's not doing anything out of the ordinary.
There was a samefag a few days ago who spammed the board but that's about it

>>14288268
>>14288194
I don't see any anti-holo tweet, am I replying to a samefag bait here?

>>14288281
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato2/status/1468440040955326466

Seems like she's playing off it, now there's a thread baiting responses from hololive fans

>>14288324
There are 2 holo-related tweets but nothing anti-hololive, they're seeing things.

>>14287802
Quite a few namedads dont have a known discord
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/1/d/15Z2kRYpmOvxGP25SrlMZG4KHskbBpGPqVYh3SPMPhJI/htmlview#

>>14288324
>anti-holo tweet
it's the tweet about her plan to get savoir fag money by joining holollive then graduating and "accidently" leaking the beatani channel

>>14288340
... how is that anti-hololive? It's exaggerated for comedic effect but something like that would definitely work.

>>14287977
Bear paws

>>14288375
I see, I don't see how that is anti-holo at all but ok.

>beatani makes a vague tweet making fun of hololive talents
>40 minutes later there's a new bait thread up
Either beatani is making these threads herself or one of her dads is kek, there's no way she hasn't realised what shes doing.

>>14288373
If you know em submit it
https://forms.gle/uhd4iajtKy4nbg4o9

>>14288460
I'm not seeing it, it looks like a regular tweet she would make. She does have one or a few dedidcated trolls who lurk here jut in case though, they don't really watch streams but shitpost using bea sometimes.

>>14287931
Meaning they've never used the app or program, the only thing they know about the discord server they have learned through the archive website.

>bait tweet goes up
>dads make a thread
>dads spend the whole thread baiting hololive fans for (you)s
>"actually it's an anti making these threads"
>"actually beatani likes hololive"
Kek, come on now.

>>14288642
>never used the app or program
Seriously high bar. There are many people who have used it in the past for one reason or another and don't use it at all anymore. Or only use it for specific purposes unrelated to yah

>>14288460
Only the most brainwashed holotards would consider that "anti holo". It's just a funny joke based on some truth. Nothing special.
If someone unironically takes offense to that I'm glad they stay away.

>>14288373
Not submiting because fuck your stalker sheet but 3 of the ones without a discord post on there a lot

http://poal.me/c4i0sc

So bea's allowed to have a spreadsheet, but dads aren't, fuck that! Fuck that!

>>14288460
that’s just a criticism of delta fans and brand loyalty in general no one is saying she’s worn they just call her a seething 2view or whatever and move along.
It’s funny how they don’t recognize it’s bait at all.Or act like it’s not bait.

>>14290365
I don’t know what i meant I am retarded try to figure it out

>>14289041
fucking zoomers

>>14290363
yes

>>14288651
Both are equally as possible

>>14288651
She has gone on record saying she likes the talents but hates the company. This much is undisputable fact.

I want to do the sexy sex with CHIHIRO

Are you happy with the current state of the community?

>>14291641
I hate gay

>>14287802
I fit this

>>14291641
Yeah it's pretty alright. This new fanfic arc is pretty fun.

>>14291641
Having fun with dads having fun with Beatani can't really complain.

>>14291641
Few niggers getting mad from homo jokes are really funny.
Dads and Bear are alright tho

>>14291641
It’s pretty nice ngl

>>14291641
It's ok. Pre Minecraft and Discord was a 9, now is a 5.

>>14291641
Fine I just want her to be on time to streams and stream in different time zones on weekends as guerilla if she can

People following her on Twitter exploded yesterday. Where's the new exposure from?
https://socialblade.com/twitter/user/beatanichisato2

>>14291781
this

>>14292068
>haha it's just joke
>we're totally ot ERPing haha

I want to leave several dents in Bea's wall from my hand slamming her head in. You're an abusive bitch, the way you're trying to get us Dads to use twitch.

>>14293051
I wrote gyrogane totally as a joke. The sex part was just the climax of the story, short and a little disappointing.

>>14291641
It's not a community, it's just a group of friends

>>14293459
>It's not a community, it's just a group of people that happen to watch the same vtuber

>>14290701
I'm around 30yo and use discord for everything... I used to be on IRC but everyone left honestly.
Like, I have 1 discord for highschool friends to keep in touch, 1 for university it's still a good network to keep.
Then 2 for an association I'm to organize everything, do meetings etc., it's required. A few more for different communities I got involved with trough the years. Some for specific niche interests like Ciconia, honestly even the thread on jp barely talk about it. Others interests like dev stuff for VR or python, multiple programmer discords for help.
A few more for indies games I worked for in the past, I could quit those I guess but sometimes get a question from a player.
An lately many vtuber discords, where often most of the community is.

So as a result, around 25-30. But I've never seen "tranny" stuff or w/e people seem to associate with, usually it's pretty serious, and not many use emotes. Guess it depends wherr you go.

New thread >>14276601

>>14293604
Nobody asked.

>>14291641
It's fine yeah. Most of the regulars around are people I can appreciate. It does feel smaller/slower, but as Bea has no interest networking or expanding, so it's something i've come to accept.

I was never a big fan of "elitist" vt holotards parroting the same jp stereotypes ad nausem and honestly I'm glad most left. I wish people were less tribalistic I guess, I don't see 4chan as something you have to use exclusively and act as an anon outside toot. I like the place, but those self imposed rules make no sense to me.
I see some people still here hoping Beatani could fill their whole day like back in April, but they probably should find another hobby and have bea as one of multiple interests.
tl;dr even if I'd wish it was bigger, I like it more without the early tourists

>>14293604
It's just bizarre to me how quick everyone is on anon communities to adopt a platform with names and settle on discord instead. /azu/'s discord supposedly had a fuckton of activity when it went up, and the board receives a single post and two spam posts per day at most. It was just supposed to be a backup in case the board went down.
I would happily adopt Discord as an IRC replacement if the app wasn't spyware and blatantly using your data.

>>14292171
Funny for me it's the opposite.

>>14293943
This really surprised me too. I only watch /pyon/ to see how quickly they do an about face when an official server is made.

>>14293943
azu? azurlane? lazulight?

>>14293944
Same

>>14294031
https://ib.axypb.net/azu/res/3988.html

>>14293992
Doubt it, k*ki is an empty puppet played by her thread, she'll do w/e is the popular opinion in the thread and they're full on "discord trannies" stuff forever
Which is funny because the way she uses the thread, discord would have been much more suited for her. Strictly selfpost with vocaroos to identify, replying vocally to bait while streaming and asking why jannies aren't deleting "trolls", breaking down at the slightest negative comment... really a discord would have been ideal

>>14293604
wow wonder who wrote this blogpost

>>14294174
I really dislike the style of communication Discords foster. Tons of really short posts that if you aren't there for you can't reply to without sifting through hundreds of messages. t's ADHD paradise. I had a Discord for years longer but I liked Twitter much better once I made one. You can actually have a conversation without howling into the wind.

>>14294306
Who are you talking to?

>>14294169
>instead
but it didn't replace it? most beatani related talk takes place here still, only a few who barely used the thread anyway bring her up there, and it rarely lasts.
Initially it was because many people didn't want to see /yah/craft talk here so it got moved there, and then off topic sutff, but most of bea stuff is posted here. Projects are organized here.
I really don't understand, people kept complaining about off topic here before discord, and now complain about the fact the off topic is done elsewhere?

>>14294339
My dick.

>>14293943
>if the app wasn't spyware
It's not spyware. Stop listening to privacy schizos.

>>14293604
Same, I don't write often in discords, but I'm in many just to be able to check something when I need it. Say with yah, mostly afk, but sometimes check where I need. Most chit chat doesn't matter and doesn't need to be read anyway.

>>14294397
It is

I will never use that spyware stop shilling that shit

>>14293911
Bea have said in some tweets that she liked the community _now_, so it's fair to assume the kind she disliked got discouraged since then.

>>14294478
That's fair. I guess I liked the discouraged bear better.

>>14294306
>Tons of really short posts that if you aren't there for you can't reply to
Sounds like hlgg or any fast general honestly

>>14294438
>>14294469
source: your schizo fantasies

>>14294528
I don't read those either.

>>14294588
I've been opposed to discord for a long time, but recently I've given up and said nothing. But discord is clearly spyware, and at the very least it keeps a history of the websites you visit. It’s pretty disappointing to see how you guys moved to discord following Beatani.

>>14294725
Get off your high horse.

>>14294528
Sure, but I'm not sure that's how the majority of threads I browse work. Even in /v/ it's not entirely impossible to see a thread last 9 or 10 hours. You can probably hit the hay and a thread will still be up by the time you wake up.
In my brief experiences with IRC, reviving a discussion that old feels odd.

>>14294854
This. I could reply to a post from the early posts of this thread of maybe even the last one without it being too unusual but if you reply to something someone said on the cord yesterday that would seem really odd.

>>14294967
It's not that weird if you use the reply feature

>>14294725
Agree. All the good dads left. Now there is a pathetic bunch who use the spyware just for grooming Beatani. I’m really sad.

>>14295018
>All the good dads left.
What does that make you then? I don't use Discord either but I don't feel left out on the streams and have a good time on the threads.