/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>14222967
Sex

bad at finishing outer wilds?

bland?

Between both America and Canadi- Canada. Oh my God, I almost said Canadia. Oh my God imagine being Canadian and saying Canadia, ah, couldn't be me. Anyway, so, the- the only difference is that the Canada side is like actually really really pretty, but the American side is just one like little streamline of water and they're like "Yeah, this is our Niagara Falls." But like honestly, that's like, kinda lame? And as someone who's only ever gone to the, like, Niagara Falls ever like once, because that shit's far as fuck, like who the fuck would go there in their free time ever as a Canadian? Like I dunno, that's not me, but like, like, yo America? You gotta up your game a little bit 'cause the Niagara Falls are kinda wild.

She's black.

>>14222967
WHY IS PIKL SO RAPEABLE BROS

cute

>>14222967
...so willing to let some clone of hers mog her?

>>14222967
Fucking sexy?
The voice and the prim yet smug attitude.
https://streamable.com/d9cxco

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>>14222967
unshitpostable?

Finana: I'm telling you guys, the white sauce. It-It's-

Elira: YO that's what- the tartar sauce? That's what I'm saying. Like, cause, I looooooooooove mayonnaise sooooo much that when I'm like eatin-

Pomu: We know, Elira. We know.

Elira: Yo, my Nijisanji unofficial JP wikipedia page? My favorite foods are only natto and mayo. That's it.

Pomu: *gagging sounds*

Elira: That's the on- and you know what it says? As the comments?

Rosemi: You eat like the natto with mayo?

Elira: No no no no no no no. But the- Okay, so on the unofficial JP wiki, it says my favorite twofoo- favorite two foods are mayonnaise and natto. And then the only comment that has ever happened- the only comment regarding my favorite food is "Because natto is imported internationally, the natto is frozen. Thus, Elira Pendora has to microwave her natto before putting it on rice." And a lot of JP viewers were really shocked that I had to, like, microwave my natto before I had to put it on rice? Which I guess kinda makes sense. Yeah, I gotta microwave my nut. What the fuck of it? So I have to microwave the nut before I eat it, okay? So what?

Rosemi: You have to microwave the nut?

Elira: YEAAAAAH! Wait, I have a nut button. Have you ever heard it before? *Nut* That's my nut button. Anyways, so *giggle* when I eat natto I have to microwave it, and JP viewers were sssooooooooooo freaked out. At first. But now I think they've grown accustomed to it, because I told them "Oh I'm sorry, um, I live across seas. So you know, it's gotta travel the Pacific Ocean, so it's gotta be frozen over time or else, like, you know, it's already fermented, it's gonna get worse and worse and worse and worse, and people already hate the smell of natto anyways, but I think it smells sooooooooo good.

Pomu: Oh my God, Elira, when she's drunk, does not shut the fuck up.

Elira: No no no no no, this is the same as always. The only difference is that- the only difference between normal Elira and Elira right now is that I have consumed 750 milliliters of soju.

Pomu: Oh my God.

Finana: God dayum.

Elira: I DRANK THE WHOLE BOTTLE! HOLY SHIT IT'S EMPTY! WAIT! WHEN DID I DRINK THE WHOLE THING!? Oh wait, there's a little bit left. All right. Let's- Let's take one last shot together, everybody. Okay, ready?

Pomu: NOOOOOO! YOU DON'T NEED IT!

Finana: Everybody together. Everyone together.

Elira: Ahhhh. Okay. Well, I finished it. I drank the whole bottle. It's finished now. I just took the last shot that was left and I drank the whole thing.

Pomu: Finana, how much have you had to drink?

Finana: Ummmm... don't worry about it.

Elira: Wait, how much did you drink? Did you drink the four cans?

Finana: Don't worry about it.

Elira: Wait, did you go and get more when you said... Oh my God, did you guys-

Finana: No no no no no

Elira: Wait, I don't think I should say this on you guys' stream. Because, honestly, like, I don't know if you guys wanna know so like I don't think we should say it, you know what I mean?

Rosemi: What?

Finana: Say what?

Elira: Your bathroom adventures? I think we should keep it as like our own little thing on our own little stream.

Pomu: Oh yeah. Please don't.

Finana: Ohhhh yeah.

Elira: Your little, like- Like your bathroom adventures? I think we should keep it-

Finana: You know, we both had, like, Niagara Falls?

Elira: HAHAHA

Pomu: Oh my God *unintelligible* you don't need to share it.

Rosemi: Niagara Falls!?

Elira: Oh yeah. No no, there was more! There was more to it but you guys don't get to know that it's *whispering*

Rosemi: What is Niagara Falls!?

Elira: What the fuck do you mean "what is the Niagara Falls"? Basically, the Niagara Falls is, like, a tourist attraction that is-

Rosemi: YEAH I KNOW BUT-

Elira: -between both America and Canay- Canada. Oh my God, I almost said Canadia. Oh my God imagine being Canadian and saying Canadia, ah, couldn't be me. Anyway, so, the- the only difference is that the Canada side is like actually really really pretty, but the American side is just one like little streamline of water and they're like "Yeah, this is our Niagara Falls." But like honestly, that's like, kinda lame? And as someone who's only ever gone to the, like, Niagara Falls ever like once, because that shit's far as fuck, like who the fuck would go there in their free time ever as a Canadian? Like I dunno, that's not me, but like, like, yo America? You gotta up your game a little bit 'cause the Niagara Falls are kinda wild.

Rosemi: BUT WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH FINANA!? I DON'T GET IT!

Elira: Ohhhh! That's BECAUSEEE, okay, Rosemi-sama, because, when you- when you drink alcohol, Rosemi-sama. Listen to me. Rosemi-sama, listen to me with your ears wide open...

Rosemi: I'm-I'm-

Pomu: I can physically feel Elira in Rosemi's face.

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Elira: Oh, can you? Okay, good. Because my mouth is like, *on* my pop filter right now. Like, I have never been this close to my mic ever in my whole life until right now, but- buuut... Listen to me Rosemi-sama. Okay. So, when you drink alcohol, okay? Listen. When you drink alcohol. The first thing I ever learned. I taught this to Finana today. Is that when you drink alcohol? When you pee for the first time? That's when- it's- it's called breaking the seal. Apparently. That's what I was taught.

Rosemi: What kind of seal? What seal?

Pomu: The seal!

Finana: Yeah. It's called breaking the seal.

Elira: Yeah yeah, it's a thing. So when you pee the first time after you drink alcohol, the seal is broken. So like every 20 minute out-

Rosemi: The seal!?

Elira: -like, what's the word called? Interval? You're gonna have to pee. So the first time you pee? After that, it's just non-stop. But if you hold it in as long as you can, it's fine. But...

Pomu: That's so bad for you.

Elira: Yeah yeah, it is bad for you. So like, guys? Make sure you-

Finana: I held my pee like twice in a row.

Elira: Everybody, make sure you take care of your liver okay? Because honestly, it's not... jus-just don't. Like, unlike your kidney, I think you only have one. I don't know actually. You can live with one kidney but you ca- you need a liver okay guys? BUT, if you ever go to Nihon and you eat yakiniku, liver is myyyy osusume <recommendation> because it's soooooo good. So if you ever go to koshikatsu <fried meat or vegetable on sticks>, if you ever go to yak-, if you ever go, if you ever go to like, a, like a... yakiniku place? Not yakiniku. I'm so sorry. If you go to Japan ever, and you eat like, like, um, what... Yeah, yaki... oh no no no, like, teriyaki kinda? If you ever go to like a teriyaki...

Pomu: Rosemi. Rosemi. You wanna go- you wanna go crash Petra and Reimu?

Elira: If you ever go to a teriyaki place in Japan, and they offer you like a lever-like, liver on a stick? It's called livaa in Japanese, so, I'm so sorry.

Pomu: You wanna leave? Let's get out. Rosemi. She'll never stop. We need to get out-

Elira: -It's so good. So like don't- don't pass up on it. It's so good. If you like liver, it's sooo good. I think it's the best kind of yakiniku- not yakiniku. I'm so sorry. Umm, teriyaki. So anyways, I hope you guys have a good stream. I'll end it off for you- Not end it off. I'm so sorry. I'll end off this call for you because you know, I don't want to make you guys end your stream, because then you have to stop streaming and then you have to go on Youtube and press "stop live" and like that's so annoying but if, but like, but like...

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>>14223367
this stream was a fucking hilarious fever dream.

>>14223120
cheer up anon, at least she didnt have to go offline for a few hours just because chat was being annoying little shitheads

answer me
is she black?

>>14223580
she watches too much tiktok shit so sounds like it sometimes, but no she is japanese hafu
it's a shitpost that's been run straight into the ground.

>>14223580
No joke I thought Selen was black at first

>>14223316
this was the exact moment I opened the stream, I couldn't help but stare in disbelief lmao

Elira gives off big girl next door vibes

>>14223580
She is blasian

>>14223316
>>14223367
Fuck, this stream was amazing. Some people don't know what they missed out on.

>>14223120
Yet somehow still beat Ame without a nap, peak gamer

>>14222967
>invites chat to play the game with her so she can absolutely clown on everyone
Based? She just is

>>14222967
She uses the term booba, she's automatic reddit tier.
Can't wait for Selen to overtake her in subs.

>>14222967

She is literally a total autist with no skills other than being autistic, an sjw and liking anime boys like sesshomaru and sasuke.

>>14223316
calm your tits down tora

>>14223316
What stream?

>>14222967
She's adorable

>>14222967
sex