/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Yuri!

I want to get Hylo addicted to french kissing!

I love Menace !

>>14207387
Many props moonrune-san, don't forget the holodex link next time

>>14207585
It is there, you just can't see it since it's buried deep within.
Should really consider reorganizing the OP now that it is much longer... maybe tonight.

>>14207387
Nice op but for me its the hat

>>14207723
I'm retarded and just saw it as part of the Full Schedule. Thanks for all the work you do OP

>>14207496
>>14207576
>>14207581
We did it bros
This is no longer L*mi General

I love Yoki!

I want to princess carry Chapipi!

>>14207387
https://twitter.com/InamiYoki
https://marshmallow-qa.com/inamiyoki

https://twitter.com/KurohanaInori
https://marshmallow-qa.com/kurohanainori

https://twitter.com/MAlchemilla
https://marshmallow-qa.com/malchemilla

https://twitter.com/OumiyaEmma
https://marshmallow-qa.com/oumiyaemma

Mr aussie bussie, give me a shout if I'm being too obvious, I simply wish the best for you and your experiences. The moment I make such things difficult, say something and I'll stop engaging

Where is the Menace cum hat artwork?

Still can't believe Sei and Lumi are married.

>>14212002

>>14212024
Lumi wishes to be so lucky

My wife Lumi is so cute.

>>14212269
>>14198538

>>14212509
We know Yuri, stop bragging.

>>14213479
Huh, so you came up here too.
The gang is coming back baby.

Thread kind of dead post wigglies

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Lomi stem

How'd I end up getting through 3/4ths of a 750ml bottle of vodka? Loneliness, that's how

Listen up Lumi you cunt, if you don't do my aussie redeem you will always be a nigger in my eyes, optional Owl fight or not

I feel like a clip should be made with Lumi WRYYYYYYYYs inserted into this:

https://youtu.be/BSqJpocCHFs?t=120

So how are your new talents /clg/? Do you think any of them would give good footjobs?

>>14220783
mencae would 100%

>>14222137
>rage-deems

>https://twitter.com/cyberlivecorp/status/1468008210212679684?s=20
>bullied by lumicord
>life also join the chatù
Thats it, i will save her

>>14224396
>he doesnt know that yoki actually enjoys her time in lumicord

Will gen 2 provide the GFE Lumi won't?

>>14224676
GFE is the best when the provider doesn't intend to provide GFE

>>14224676
I have a feeling Inori will offer GFE.

>>14224676
I'm thinking you're in luck
second gen seems good so far
of course, need to see it in action first

>>14224772
It's not that Lumi is unintentional GFE, it's that she is simply magnetic as fuck. It's very hard not to fall for her just by her being herself.

>>14225052
No I didnt, I dont watch her

>>14224676
Lumi is GFE though lol

>>14224676
the average corpo chuuba doesn't seem as averse to it as Lumi does so yeah I think we're going to get that

>>14225616
Lumi is and forever will be my secondary oshi (to a certain Walmart Greeter), no amount of gfe, intentional or otherwise, will not change that

>>14225658
Very nice oshi bro

Well Lumi, I looked it up and you managed to skip the optional Owl fight. You are now, and will always be a nigger, as complement to your title of secondary oshi. You're cool and all, but I did warn you, and you have failed to live up to my expectations as a soulsbro. I forgive you for your niggardly behaviour, but do better in Elden ring

still no muh generals stream

Menace's good night tweet was a trap. It's too late for me anons, save yourselves.

>>14226751
She loves you

>>14227002
But what is love if you don't really love yourself

>>14227002
why does this sound so menacing

Is menace yandere or schizo?

>>14227437
I sure hope it's both!

>>14227437
yes

Which Gen 2 will offer the gigaslut hypercoom experience?

>>14228394
The one that absolutely hates your gates and thinks you cannot become a better person than you are, prove her wrong

>>14228698
*guts pls forgib I'm pretty drunk

>>14228733
cute

>>14228698
I'll have you know I take good care of my gates you drunk cunt bastard.

>>14228771
I mean, fair enough, but these denigrations are more of a communal blessing than anything else

>>14224676
Menace 100% will provide gfe

>>14228841
She is already stalking you so it is more of a "realistic GF experience"
Expect your car to be keyed.

>>14228832
I take pride in my gates, and I won't have some fucking gigaslut disparage them. Step and spit on me all you like, but never my gates.

Yoki!

>>14228906
Mate, you've brought me a great amount of nose-exhales, and I love you for it

>>14228942
Gatekeeping is serious business I'll have you know.

>>14228998
Didn't you see? We were doing a souls' stream. Gatekeeping is mandatory and obligatory on my part

I still don't know, is it supposed to be a fornication pun?

Got timed out for asking how to find a reason to live from the raid target. I mean, I would do it too, but it made for a good laugh

Our Alchemist wants to rearrange Gura's face... (with her fists?)

>>14229951
With her lipstick marks.

>>14229951
rigger hate

All times UTC

16:00 DYRBI - Lumi Dyson Sphere Program (Youtube)

22:30 - Pandora/Yuri block game Disney DLC (Twitch? Youtube? schedules contradicting each other)

04:00 - Lumi (Twitch)

>>14230206
I don beleb Lumi's schedule; unless of course she stays up, in which case I'll likely miss it. Thanks for always doing these schedules in UTC anon, makes the conversion much easier

Yuri! I love you! I think of you often while I slave away at work! I hope you have a great day today!

Missed yuri stream/Jar/10

Star dust/10

Perseverance true
True challenge you must go through
Through to the end sing

>>14230345
She's in her discord vc right now.. Lumi if you're reading this please sleep.

>>1423125
Lumi stop being niggardly with your sleep schedule dork

>>14231256
>>14231390
Dude how did this end up replying to an entirely different post?

Pandora is so precious
https://twitter.com/UtanoPandora/status/1468176220362014720

>>14229951
oh NYOOOO

>>14232041
Shes such a loveable dork.

>>14232041
I love my panda

I want to bind Lumi's wrists together after blindfolding her and then edge her while teasing her for being a nervous wreck from the vulnerability & intimacy of her situation!

I want to gag and bind Lumi, cum on her, undo her bindings and leave

>>14236493
Ok Menace.

I want to kiss Yuri from her head to her toes! I want her to know that I love everything about her!

What a cuck

I want Menace to stalk me!

>>14237807
She already does.

I want Menace to break into my house only to find me sitting at
my dinner table with a candlelit dinner for two!

I wonder what was broken.

>>14237602
He loves NTR!

>>14240176
He loves what NTR represents!

Dyson delayed one hour

>>14242644
Colour me entirely unsurprised that she delayed another early stream. Lumi you dumb, sleep-deprived nigger, stop scheduling streams so early unless it's literally the only free time you have

https://twitter.com/KurohanaInori/status/1467962052484292610

>>14243174
I'M GONNA GOS!

Completely forgot that a new gen was coming out.
So what's the verdict? Are any of them any good?

>>14243262
You are not about to go gosling from an Ara Ara, the absolute state of this thread.

>>14243301
We'll find out in 3 days. So far I like what I see.

>>14243301
Bunch of sluts, and Yoki

Dear Lumi, I know you want me to watch and support your genmates and new kouhai likely more than you want me to watch you, but I lack your motivation and single-minded desire to engage with cute girls at the cost of your own sleep-schedule. Sorry dork, you're the only one I'll wake up for intentionally to watch streams. If you didn't want things to be like this, you should've attracted a worse community, or hired less adorable mods

>>14243518
Yes. Can't even pay attention to all Lumi streams any more.
But who knows maybe one'll click and they'll be higher priority compared to other entertainment?

>>14243518
No one's expecting you to do it all, just to give everyone a chance before settling in for someone.

https://twitter.com/inamiyoki/status/1468106318233968641?s=21
>Black hair Yoki
I’m ngmi bros…

>>14244507
>you'll never hold hands with Yoki
;_;

>>14244507
She painted her eyebrows too?

>>14244717
>hug yoki tightly
>despite her having no arms, your back still gets warmer
>she wants to hug you back so bad that you end up feeling it, even though it should be impossible

>>14242644
Delayed 30 more it seems

Inori can sing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLWIQpP5GVE

>>14245001
I wonder if all of them can sing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y5td_Q2bEE
do your wander reps
we're gonna make it bros

>>14245057
Pandora revealed that she's preparing a duet with Chapipi.

>>14245001
>I'm standing here naked
Sounds good.
Guess she'll be doing the same sex voice as Lumi but maybe not act schizophrenic about it.

>>14245001
nice

>>14245076
>gfe
>but on purpose
lets go?!

>>14245001
Sounds familiar, but I couldn't say for certain who it is

>>14245166
It's just Lumi with a voice changer...

https://twitter.com/OumiyaEmma/status/1468258003723841540

fuck

>>14245001
Not to overreact but this sounds really fucking good.

>>14245328
Sex

get in here niggers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY9fuVG7B8s

>>14246236
>Lumi is a star
>plays a game about making a dyson sphere
>a dyson sphere is is a huge sphere intended to fully envelop a star and harness all of its energy
What did she mean by this?

>>14246236
Has anyone played this game? I assumed Lumi knew a lot about space, and subsequently knows all the useless shit that I strove to learn to tell myself I'm smart, just like everyone else does. On the other hand, she did spend an hour plus trying to understand electromagnetic induction, so I now doubt her until proven otherwise

>>14246401
She wants (you) to fully envelop her like the boyfriend she used to have.

>>14246401
She needs someone big & muscular to push her down and wrap himself around her while fucking her until she passes out

>>14246451
I tried playing it, got bored. It's Factorio, but less fun.

>>14246768
Pretty apt for it to be a game about theoretical megastructures, because I'm feeling Greatly Filtered right about now. The only redemption I can see is the pretty graphics, and that's a warning sign to me that the game is unenjoyable. What would even be the purpose of harnessing such immense amounts of energy, like narratively?

Tired Lumi is such good GFE

>>14246401
She want us to fully envelop her, like fetus in womb (we are the womb).
She wants us to use her for sustenance, like baby suckling from mother teat.

>>14247089
GFE is when woman does thing

>>14247089
gay faggot experience
because I read your gay post

>>14246959
To power a supercomputer apparently.

>>14247125

>>14247312
>turn an entire habitable solar system into an ice cube to play 99D chess vs. a supercomputer powered by a fucking star
That makes no sense.

>>14247537
There's also the part about how they made the supercomputer before making the power plant.

>>14247660
Also, how are they going to cool it? Unless it's fucking magic instead of mundane electronics then almost all the energy pumped into it will dissipate as heat. They would literally be harnessing the power of a star to then try to cool a star that does a lot of math.

>>14243351
>>14243413
The duality of /vt/

>>14247537
It makes sense if you are a civilitation so advanced and gigantic that you can't possibly sustain yourself anymore energetically wise without resorting to such extreme measure.
But an actual "more feasible less sci-fi" solution would be a Dyson Ring.
Instead of encapsulating a star inside an energy capture block blocking any natural light source the system would use otherwise you just build your solar pannels around the star

>>14247537
In Stellaris you just build your Dyson Sphere in a shit system with no habitable planets.
In this game the people doing the sphere are just retarded

eyebrows

Lumi wants to cuck us bros...

>>14248021
I don't think a civilization that is in an energy crisis would be able to accumulate the absolutely titanic amounts of resources to build a structure this massive, not to mention the logistics needed for something like this. They would need to have trivialized inter-solar travel.

>>14248337
whore

>>14248337
W*nham best not cuck me with an anime girl, I will only accept him having a good Christian marriage with a real women and having 1-3 god-fearing children

>>14248511
>t. una

>>14248682
I can't believe my position of W*nhams #1 fan was stolen from under me by an NTR-enjoying fish. Life really do be pain sometimes

>Silicon veins
What the fuck game?

Lumi's voice is nice

>>14248066
to Stellaris' credit if you do build a Dyson Sphere in a system with habitable planets they freeze over

>>14248779
Why is he like this

Menace confirmed schizo

>>14243301
idk but i wanna lick the purple one's armpits

>the random slav saying night is a brony

>>14247537
>>14247312
>>14246959

One major reason to build a dyson sphere (haven't played the game so idk what type they go with here) is so you can simulate your way out of whatever part of physics is drawing your ire at the moment. It's for example a way you to bruteforce that whole "Lightspeed is being a really annoying faggot right now" thing.

More realistically though? Simply do it so you can accommodate more people than all of the fictional empires ever written taken together. You could easily house octillions of people with a dyson swarm.

>>14249710
Sounds like something she'd let you do if you never looked at any other armpits again.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://twitter.com/IekushiChapipi/status/1468306486535278599

>>14250162
Man, Gen 2's quality overall is way and above other corpos.

>>14250162
She just pulled this shit out of no where and immediately I've turned into a gosling.

>>14250313
Get in the cuckbox, Lumi.

RATE THE STREAM

>>14250433
Game was entirely uninteresting, but the bants were fun/10

>>14250433
silicon/silicone

RATE IT

>>14250462
booba

>>14250433
>>14250462
brainlet streamer, brainlet chat/10

Everyone needs to do Factorio reps.

>>14250462
SLUT LOVE
WHORE LOVE
BITCH(in the Japanese sense) LOVE

>>14250433
boring, i liked factorio with jelly more
>>14250462
SEX

https://twitter.com/OumiyaEmma/status/1468258003723841540

>>14250787
Latechama...
>>14245328

She's looking at you, say something nice.

Mr cute Lumi Gumi sir, please get out of my fucking walls and post a schedule already, I hate missing your streams good sir

>>14251574
I'd fuck the hat.

https://twitter.com/MAlchemilla/status/1468318586737471488

>>14251947
This will be the numberfag gen?

>>14251574
Thanks for perceiving me

>>14252509
That's not numberfagging anonchama.

menace please stop grooming me

menace please groom me

>>14251574
Shes very pretty and a woman like her deserves to be taken someplace special for a dinner date. I'm thinking the Olive Garden would be perfect for her.

I want Menace to break into my house while i'm sleeping and make me beg her for my life!

this is not menacelive general

>>14254199
>new ip
yoki...

i love hylo!

https://twitter.com/MAlchemilla/status/1468336450697633792

>>14254199
bye lumi
nigger

nigger

Pandacat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9Qo9o-0OFo

I want to go on a witch hunt for Menace-chan!

>>14248448
it not a civilization with an energy crises but a civilization with a growing need of energy sources. Of course most other logistical problems of interstellar traveling and infrastrcuture building should be fixed by that point, but assuming they were NOT doing it is just retarded since you are wasting an immense amount of energy .

Page 1 doko...

>>14257244
Yuri and Pandora are so cute

It’s going to be my first time watching cyberlive, how’ve the debuts been so far?

>>14263697
Pretty standard but it seems for gen 2 they've stepped their game up in everything so we'll have to see in a few days.

>No chatting with Yuri tonight
Feel better you damn brat...

>>14263697
Dick Shredder (forma de greentuber)

I love Yuri!

>>14269042
We get it, Lumi.

I'm happy to see that Lumi and Yuri might get a break from their back pain once gen 2 debuts.

Predictions for Gen 2 after debut?

why am i so cringe bros

>>14273664
just stop

>>14274426
hey Misaki, stream.

>>14275182
>>14274426
she said she's waiting until after gen 2 debuts i think

Menace is doing it again.

>>14274426
M I S A K I
I
S
A
K
I

>>14274426
Misaki GFE when....

>>14278761
I don't want Misaki GFE...
I just want Misaki E, any E...

>>14278813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZqVk-9lqls

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Get in here, she's about to play CSGO with Yuri.

>dloow is now mod

You see, it start with CSGO, from there APEX is just one step

>>14281162
god I fucking hope not

We're going to see dloow play with Lumi in APEX in the future aren't we...

I workout with Hylo's streams running

>>14280647
>>14281162
>>14281524
>>14281590
should have been obvious this would happen

I'm not attached enough anymore to care about dloow
I did like him better when he lurked

See Lumi is just a whore

>>14273565
Yoki goes full menhera and becomes the Haachama of Cyber

Why do Yubi and Virial literally explain nothing to Lumi while knowing that she's never played this game before?

based doomposting retards

>>14281945
Because bulli

>>14281945
Being good at something doesn't make you a good teacher.

>>14281935
I unironically wanna see this.

>>14281935
Yoki raged and almost broke her table. She's gonna more like Rushia of Cyber soon.

Alchemilla irl

>>14282044
W-what's in the bottles?

>>14282069
Her superchats

>>14281976
I know this firsthand

>>14282044
Alright drawfags. You know what to do.

Remember.
Apex never.

>>14280647
He's not a real mod. Please understand Lumi is retarded and doesn't know VIPs exist. He's basically just a VIP with mod powers.

>>14282256
hi virial
dloow is still a nigger

>>14282256
VIPs don't exist on Youtube.

>>14282297
Which would be fine in theory for honorary "mods" on YT, but the topic here is about dloow becoming a mod on Twitch as well.

>>14282320
I mean he calls himself modloow clearly he thinks himself a mod.

>>14282297
That's why he got modded on Youtube. Lumi is just retarded and modded him on Twitch as well instead of VIPing him. Though I guess VIPing him Twitch could be seen as weird by him. Doesn't matter. If you check his discord perms you can see he's not a real mod.

>>14282370
I don't give a shit if he kisses Lumi's feet, but trying to take W*nham's place is inexcusable

>>14282408
that is the actual problem here wtf
he's acting the part except he's a simp so he isn't based at all

>>14282370
>>14282441
You're reading too much into it, he's clearly doing it in jest.

>>14282408
This. Does he even greet me? Is he australian? Is he cute? No, he isn't any of those thus he isn't a mod in my eyes.

>>14282320
he already stuck out in yt chat because of the verified thingy, I think lumi just wants him as mod

>>14282531
its no surprise to me that a vtuber wants to befriend a clipper. easy exposure

>>14282603
I mean sure but she's getting a raw deal so far
When was the last time dloow did anything

>>14282408
>>14282511
there is only one greeter in my heart and i want that aussie bussie

>>14281945
cuz it's funny as fuck

>>14282483
Born within all suggestions made in jest is the intent to become reality.
Remember that next time someone jokingly suggests something to you.

>>14283199
>

ah nope virial
sorry mate
he fully intends on being a mod

Fuck you Lumi, I'm not rejoining because I like to keep my misery to myself and watching other people not be miserable is miserable

Is that THE Spacer in Lumi's chat?

>>14282638
dloow is the main reason why Lisa of Tsundream is way ahead of all their genmates. Im sure Lumi knows that keeping dloow around for her genmates is gonna be a smart decision in the long run to help boost them.

>>14283807
he has to be a mod to do that?

>>14283807
Maybe you're new, but early on Lumi was boosted by one of his Community posts, and he did so for Hylo and Pandora too I think, could be wrong. He hasn't done anything since to my knowledge, just another regular Gosling

>>14283807
Doesn't change he's yet to do anything since he first propped up.

>>14283745
>no longer lurks
>"modloow is here"
>greets people and raiders
>"sorry i will shoutout faster"
virial is coping

I dreamed that Milla had her debut and accidentally dropped that she used to work telemarketing. Thread burned the fuck down being split between "No wonder she's so good at this" and "HOLY FUCK YOU'RE THE LOWEST FORM OF LIFE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE".

>>14283997
That would just make her better.

>>14283997
As a telemarketer I would be appalled

>JWU
>saw I missed noita
>decide to catch VOD
>Loomers is still on but also it's Phasmo
Confused.

>>14284184
You also missed CSGO and the thread melty over virial and dloow

>>14284259
>CSGO
Roru rorur
>Melty
I wish.
>Virial
Why?
>dloow
They do that constantly.

>Dloow is a mod
What does TBD stand for anyway?

>>14282483
This is not aging well kek

>>14284313
to be determined

>>14284313
Tobias Deen.

To contain a star
Star can not escape this jar
Jar star will go far

Comfy/10

Diving deep and dark
Dark choices to a gun park
Park and ghost hunt lark

>>14284533
I'm schizo/10

Don't be filtered by coomers and Goslings, your mods are entertaining and made for an enjoyable part of the stream/10

>>14284716
Except for dloow of course, he can suck my shit until such time he stops being a poor imitation of my oshi W

>>14284716
I'm here for the mods too mate, Lumi is just a bonus now

>>14284716
You dumbass, im a coomer and gosling for the mods and im not going to stand for some shitty little upstart claiming he's equal to them in some way or form solely because he's a clipper

>>14284765
likely never now that he thinks he is a mod kek

>>14284786
See >>14284765
I coom and gos for mods too mate, no disagreements here

>>14284815
>thinks
wdhmbt

hey hey, ho ho, unmod dloow hes got to go
hey hey, ho ho, unmod dloow hes got to go

>>14284850
see the following:
>>14282256

Dloow is actually alright i swear

#NotMyMod

>>14284880
I agree

Why is this thread always the most active around this hour while I have to keep bumping during the other hours to make sure it doesnt die?

>>14284853
cope

>>14284900
Lumi IS the thread
for now anyway

>>14284880
Why should I listen to some dumb fortnite player

>>14284880
I don't give a fuck about his character, I care that he's trying to take the place of my oshi, and doing a shit job of it

>>14284918
i would never namepost

>>14284943
Im sorry for ever doubting you dear, but ur still shit at halo desu

>>14284943
Sick moves out there mate, hope things are still well for you and yours

Lumi here. I like Dloow so fuck you guys.

>>14284973
nigger

>>14284973
Tell him to have the motivation of Wen, and greet absolutely everyone, or to lurk more. You're not her, but she's still a dork

>>14284973
you triple nigger whats there to like

>>14284991
dyrbi

it's an episode of a faggot Canadian called Dloow falseflagging as Lumi and her "le inner circle" in a /vt/ thread

That girl Lumi raided has a really nice voice.

>PC has thrr*ng as a mod
>CL has dlo*w as a mod
Why do small corpos attract doxfags?

>>14285233
there is an alternate timeline where C*de is still around

I want to kiss and lick Yuri's feet!

>>14285233
I don't see Dloow as a doxfag but he isnt based and #NotMyMod
But Virial says he isn't a real mod and I like Virial so I'll trust his insider knowledge

>>14285328
She doesn't get any feet art

>>14285483
tragic

I want GremLumi to make me cum with her thighs!

I want Lumi to sit on my face and gas me to death

You already have someone footfags.

Lumi's circle of people she knows in the vtuber industry is getting increasingly more and more powerful compared to other vtubers in other corpos. It's rather interesting isnt it?

>>14285658
not really

>>14285658
dyrbi

>>14285658
Somehow I can tell who you are without seeing a name just by the way this was worded

>>14285929
namedrop the nigga

>>14285658
>"""powerful"""
Who is Lumi going to fight?

>>14286005
Jignx

>>14286008
Chaos

>>14286005
it's sei

>>14286008
The Slugma empire

>>14286005
deftlyignorant

>>14286008
Me in the bed.

>>14286053
>israel?
>>14285658
nigger

>>14283997
Most of the people I know did telemarketing for a brief time during college, so I wouldn't be surprised

>>14286067
What the hell is an empire?

>>14285843
nigger

I want to hug Yoki!

>>14286129
Sad but true

>>14286387
What the fuck, please, please read a book, any book

hey Lumi do you mind if I jack it to you

>>14287379
rope

hey menace do you mind if I jack it you

>>14287391
that's what I'll be shooting out
ropes

>>14287391
that was fast Loomers

>>14287449
this but for misaki

>>14287449
this but for menace

>>14287449
this but for myself

>you will never date Yoki
>you will never carry her to the bedroom one night
>she will never be completely silent and her face flushed in embarrassment
>you will never gently lay her on the bed and hear her breathing heavily
>she will never squeak cutely when you start taking off both of your clothes
>you will never grab her by the ankles and begin to kiss and lick her feet
>she will never cry out in surprise
>she will never mutter that mating customs must have changed on earth compared to the time shes been in the underworld

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post pics or i don't blieve you