/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>14187817
the best duo in the vtuber scene

>>14187817
literally who?

video
yakuza
oneshot
review stream tabun
something
mikan
peach
apple
fish
grapefruit
cherry

I finally had an erotic dream about Beatan last night. She loved foreplay and oral but didn't really like penetration. It's a virgin thing I guess.

>>14187817
Beatani Steam group:
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/yahkumagai
Beatani is the vtuber this thread is about.

i love this fucking bear

cuter than usual risuna

Why do you think she does her follows in batches? There were 3 at once, the one, then another 3 at once? Does she save a list to do later? Also it's good she hasn't forgotten about salmon.

Also in a funny turn of events the megasimp that came to the stream the other day got banned from his oshi's discord, even after donating all that money. He regrets donating so much in a surprise to no one. Maybe he'll be back.

i want to nade nade this bear!

>>14188506
How? why?

>>14188562
He is a menhera

>>14187954
>imagine sex with Bea
>imagine it in great detail
>basically had sex for real
later virgins

>>14188562
https://twitter.com/adrians_reality
From what I gather someone made a document on him and enough people piled on because they didn't like him and it was enough to get him banned. That is hypocritical as hell coming from bungotaiga considering his previous scandal. This is one sided though, who knows the actual truth.
>>14161752

>>14188726
It's got it all. A Parisian groomer oil baron, gay furry pedo Discord drama.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zyu4DgbCKHrpcXr4b4xAgoWpBM-Xsun8/mobilebasic

>>14188866
>>14188726
that’s so funny I really don’t know why you would e quick to ban someone when you’ve been cancelled by being put in the same type of position , especially from bungo

>>14188726
>rich attention whore
>largely disliked by the community he's in
what if AR, not AR, was AR's alternate persona this whole time?

>>14189361
Whoah

I want to sniff Beatani's pillow and worship all the dead cells in it.

>>14189778
so much oil because beatani doesn’t use soap on her face or skin!

I think about pinning her tiny body to the mattress and fucking her all the time!

>>14189977
Same, but occasionally it's shota Risuna instead.

>>14187817
Enjoy your 2view beacucks. I'm sure you'll get a load of new viewers from people who dislike hololive now

>>14190179
thanks, we will.

>>14190179
I'll "enjoy" her alright

>>14190179
That's not a problem. Beatani weeds out the weak.

>>14190179
hopefully they'll push out the holotards

>>14190179
Thanks, you enjoy your soulless corpo holotard.

>>14190368
the weak are the ones that stay
t. weak but not in denial

>>14190368
That's not truth, most of the dads are weak

>>14188030
me too

>>14187958
Why isn't this in the OP?

>>14190179
pyonfags getting uppity

I love fucking this bear!

Beatani is blackmailing me with the dick pics I sent her. Wtf I thought you guys said it was okay?

>>14192827
No, it’s only ok to send sandbags chan dick pics

>>14192347
>let's become the laughingstock of /vt/ by being the only general with a Steam or Discord link in the OP

>>14188866
>>14188726
I think one reason why we have discord antis is that that mess wouldnt have happened if it werent for discord. so far this hasnt happened and dads have behaved but that doesnt mean it wont. beatani should fire all her jannies instead of handing out more and more janny cards.

;o;
beatani just got her letter she passed to the next level of vshojo auditions

>>14192827
You don't want your dick pics posted? Well that's your problem.

>>14193057
It's official! Who will she cancel first?

>>14193057
doxxchama

>>14193200
>cancel
does that agency really do that kind of thing?

>>14193236
I was joking about the Nyanners Discord rant that led to the Nuxtaku shitshow.

>>14192943
Do you think that nutjob actually uses those pics? I mean she ate her own shit off a dildo once so I wouldn't put it past her.

Looks like this thread is off to a great start!

>>14192827
That's why I sent my face and cosplay instead, I look so good in it that if she leaks she loses even more.

>>14193385
what

>>14188726
>donated over $250k cash plus another $50+k in subs and bits
What the fuck?

>>14193481
Do you want to know?

>>14188866
Damn maybe that could be a fun meetup

>>14193495
Integrity aside banning such a paypig is a retarded move. I'd be groomed for $300K.

>>14193540
This is only making me more curious. Unless that's your plan...

>>14193495
Looks like Beatani's going on another business trip soon!

>>14193057
Man I wish, so fucking sad she forgot to send the email

>>14193661
She just followed Lumi again, who collabed with Melody a couple days ago so maybe there's still a chance!

>>14193744
hasn't she been following lumi? when did she unfollow? any rrats about this?

>>14193789
She did on the old account. Added her on the new one recently, along with Nivi and some others she used to.

>>14193744
she'll never follow the dads again.

>>14193857
Make the salmon collab true please

>>14193870
I have to become a cute girl vtuber. I will have it again!

>>14193857
oh
>>14193870
I'd say she has dads in a list to make you feel better but I don't this she knows about twitter lists

>>14193917
>I'd say she has dads in a list
Please let it be a murder-suicide list

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww-bKkX_KFM

>>14194148
I thought it was going to be an intro video that plays at the beginning of the streams

>>14193917
you would be notified if you were added to a list on twitter I get added to random jp bot lists always

>>14194277
Dad, there's also private lists

>>14194148
I don't like it, she is doing all this for numbers, it feels so out of place.

>>14194378
She is doing a terrible work if she wants numbers

https://youtu.be/V4L3YuhCUEY
It's going to be like this. Check out the description.

>>14194468
thanks bea

Has Beatani ever made you depressed? What caused it and how long did it last?

>>14194544
Yes several times. The worst was 3 days. Not getting into why.

>>14194544
Yes. When I had to leave Tokyo I was depressed for two weeks afterwards. Even streaming was hard, but I forced myself to do it.

>>14194468
These used to go viral on youtube and twitter so It has growth potential especially if tagged correctly
Remember Kamiyaa Juu had an intro go viral and it boosted him by alot

>>14194682
I thought you met in Hokkaido. Either way, sorry to hear that AR.

>>14194544
yes, I've been pretending that I' ve been taking everything as a joke for a while now, the truth is that it really affects me a lot, a week is the longest I've lasted

>>14194544
right now numbear makes me realize that we are not enough for her.

>>14194962
The schizo rrats in my head tell me she is doing more eigo reps and networking now to get more numbers and leave us behind. The 2 week vacation was to craft her plan.

>>14194544
Sometimes I feel like I can't be the dad I want to be and it makes me depressed. It might last a couple of days until I go read a book or do some creative reps or something and feel better afterwards.

>>14188866
It gets better. There's Minecraft server drama too!
>>14192694

>>14194777
Hokkaido is the bus tour for all dads. I stayed in her apartment and slept in her bed.

>>14195432
This could be the case if she starts to stream more and starts to change her behavior now remember she is trying to change her voice and wants to quit her job.

>Magazine
It's moving so quickly! It's already in Tokyo! Fucking hayai! My guess is that it will arrive at Bea's post office on the 8th (JST) or 9th, assuming customs clearance is quick and painless, and we don't get the random unlucky check.
>Spoiler
You know the deal by now, don't click the spoiler if you don't want to see the teaser

>>14194378
It's a shitpost you idiot

>>14193744
Pretty sure you're mixing wolf lumi (cosplayer/vtuber 1000+ viewers) and kenak Lumi of cyberlive (150-200 viewers) who lurk here.

>>14196045
fucking based

Official tier list

>>14196654
I don't want to be your one night stand dad just go ahead and kill me.

>Risuna Christmas Album
Organizer here. This is the format I would like your submissions in. They are due 07:00 JST December 16th and I will do my best to get it put together by the 21st. The earlier I get submissions the earlier I can start but I understand how it is.

[Risuna Chrismas Album] (this is so I can search the archives easier)
Title: Christmas Song
Language: English
Tranlated Title: N/A
Audio: catbox link
Lyrics: catbox link
Trivia: one or two lines, optional

Please post your submissions in the thread. If you include the bracketed header it will be much easier for me to find them. Each submission should be capable of standing on its own with no further mixing or adjustment.
>Language
Whatever you like. Please provide lyrics with translation if you are not submitting in English.
>Max length
As of now, there is no max length for submissions but please use your discretion.
>Multiple submissions
It's ok, the more the merrier
>Topics
A poll in a previous thread showed a large majority would prefer to keep submissions holiday themed so I will honor that. Keep it to Christmas, Hanukkah, Festivus etc. or winter songs please. It doesn't have to be religious but it should fit with the winter theme. I will include a spreadsheet so you can see what anons are interested in but don't let the fact that someone is already doing a song prevent you from singing it if you really want to.
>Contact
If you have questions put them in the thread, because others may have the same ones. That said, if you need to reach me here's an email address.
risunachristmas *at* gmail.com
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XZqSTewtsSEUC-RfIxYISfc7FPHGU6uZk1FjjZhR2Xg/edit?usp=sharing

Beatani, I hate to tell you this, but I am already engaged. So, I really don't need you to review my Tinder profile. We did not pick a date for the wedding yet, however.
Although we did meet through online dating, I think it was probably a different scene 7 years ago. I'm not even sure if Tinder existed back then? Or maybe it was very new.
Tinder seems fun!

>>14196798
Sorry, you don't get a choice

>>14196654
>not fucking the twink

>>14196857
Very cool **** I hope you invite me to the wedding when it happens.

You're out of your element dads I'm a expert at online dating and have over 100 confirmed pump and dumps with single mothers in their 30s. You will fear the name butthole johnny I will make you kneel, cum and cry at the same time.

Not even going to confirm email receipts. Lazy bear.

>>14196877
Why would I want the twink's blown out loose hole when I could have gyro "the cock strangler" instead?

>>14194250
She said channel intro, do your attention reps.

>>14194378
>she is doing all this for numbers
and this is bad because

>>14197509
Fair point. 163 cm of cock squeezing autistic boy hole sounds great.

>>14197194
This is so that when she doesn't show your shitty profile she can just claim she didn't get it.

I wouldn't know what to write even as a shitpost.

>>14196829
I just submitted mine to the sheet, I wasn't sure to check is as Complete without your approval, so take a look at it and feel free to mark it if it's all good.

>>14194792

I don't understand why anyone takes what is written here seriously. It was never meant to be. ome of the stupidest and most illogical narratives still make people doubt, I thought it was just the shitposters pretending to fall for their own rats until someone seriously asked me about it in the DM. I bet some idiots even go to Beatani for him to personally address every single shitpost from the powerful and important anon.
Granted it's not just /yah/, most vt threads are similar, it's like people turn their brains off completely. Most generals are slow, I or anyone could easily samefag countless of them and it would seem like 10 different people share a similar opinion. Just like anyone can "take" a slow thread and make themselves the star of the thread by spamming enough. Many generals have their resident schizos , jp's Umineko thread has had that itallianon schizo for what, 8 years already? Always talking about his document and himself. Anyway, yeah, don't let anons influence how you can go.

I WANT TO LICK BEATANI'S FEET I WANT TO LIGHT SPEED FLICK MY FUCKING TONGUE AROUND BEATANI'S TOESIES I WANT TO SUCKLE AND COVER BEATANI'S SOLES WITH MY SALIVA I SWEAR I'M SO HORNY FUCK FUCK FEET FEET FEET BEATANI IS SO HOT COVERED IN MY SALIVA I WANT TO GET A FOOTJOB THIS CUTE LITTLE BEAR I'M SO FUCKING DIAMOND RIGHT NOW OH MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK I WANT TO UNLOAD OCEAN WORTH OF SALIVA ON BEATANI'S FEET AND MAKE THE MOST TICKLISH TONGUEBATH FOR HER AND WATCH HER DROWN IN MY SALIVA UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>14198415
Yeah, I've always taken it as a fun but choatic place where nothing really metters
vt has a lot newfags though that probably doesn(t help

>>14198415
I don't care what you write here, it's bea's actions what affects me sometimes, I've been in this garbage dump for years

>>14196654
>Marry
wholesome and based

>>14198415
I see *** took his ADHD meds today. Good for you man and you're right you shouldn't take anything here seriously.

>>14196654
You're missing out dude, not only I keep my house clean but I like to cook for people I like. And work from home, a few minutes from most shops while being in a quiet area. And I can look effeminate enough if needed, having done crossplay with nice results before. Yet, you kill me...

>>14198417
me too

>>14198867
>***
E** B** *o* or M**?

>>14198259
That'll do. Fantastic job by the way.

>>14198934
The one that really likes the blueberry flavored tohou girl

>>14198415
Cirno is 9 not 6, newfag.

Why is she redebuting with a cuter voice from now? Is that what the Chloe imitation was all about, getting herself ready for this video? The problem with this is she was already cuter when she actually did debut even if her english wasn't at its current level. She should go in the opposite direction and do something like her old Minecraft video of making her deeper voice sound as sexy as possible.

>>14199051
You heard her fake ikemen voice. It sounds like a prepubescent teen trying to buy cigarettes from the corner store.

>>14199051
Her voice is what filters people the most. I predict there's going to be a big push for new viewers soon, actually it's already started.

>>14199117
Can't help but feel like you're just trying to make her insecure about her voice. Beatanis character voice is fine and sounds nice when she's singing something in her range. How is it a filter for anyone?

Dads, do you think bea will try to change her voice and manner?

>>14199344
It's inevitable after the last hymen is gone.

>>14199344
I will forever call her out for being a coward and changing her voice if she does.

>>14199334
I like it because I like Bea but it's squawky in English.

>>14199334
>character voice

anyone going to do a momo profile?

>>14199427
You ruined the surprise

>>14199344
voice? maybe, she's always been fairly insecure about her voice. manner? no.

hahaha tinder sex funny

>>14199555
Normal mode: Shock factor/sex jokes
Hard mode: Sex jokes but funny/creative
Expert mode: No sex jokes but interesting
Legendary mode: No sex jokes, funny and interesting.
I believe dads you can be creative and funny.

Winter Is Coming

>>14199334
I'm only basing that off of what other people have said about her, I don't mind her voice. You sound like a little bitch though.

>>14200700
so am I

I hope bea uses my membership money and gives it to DAGASI to join their fanbox

Predictions for what role the English VA plays on Bea's video?
https://mobile.twitter.com/EileMonty

>>14201391
Maybe she used a song from her

>Pronouns
Secret

>secret

>quick impression
the whole video is a pingu impression

we need to kill the kusobear

>Skills
saying something nice

is bea ok?

Rate it

>>14201901
>Couldn't even take the channel introduction video seriously
Hilarious but I thought this was for self promotion/10

>>14201901
Welp.

>>14201901
Noot noot/10

>>14201901
not worth watching/10

>>14201901
Favorite Pingu episode so far / 10

>>14201901
Chihiro cooking died for this/10

>>14201901
my sides/10

>>14201917
I mean, having something like that get hard derailed by acting out an entire pingu episode is extremely on-brand so it's for the best

>>14201901
uwu/10

this was just an excuse to pingu post...

I want Beatani to play ATS so I can make a mod to make her horn go NOOT NOOT

Christmas song organizer again. I took the submission from earlier in the thread and put it in a video. This is the format I'm thinking of for English songs. For other languages the lyrics would be in two columns I think. Obviously don't click if you don't want spoilers, but if you don't care I would be interested in your feedback. Thanks again to the dad that submitted this. I kneel.
https://files.catbox.moe/14xbrz.webm

>>14202289
can we modify the lyrics of the songs?

>>14202471
Yes, just change the catbox lyrics in the spreadsheet and make a note in the modified column with a date.

>>14202529
I mean, can I change the lyrics of the song so that it involves bea and /yah/?

>>14202614
Oh, of course. That would be great. Still try to keep it holiday themed too but custom is great.

Is it true that Bea only fucks black guys?

>>14203898
yep

>>14202209
I will give her all my fucking money for her to play ETS2 or ATS holy shit

she would hate it though tabun

>>14194792
Rumao pathetic FUCK, KEK
imagine actually caring

>>14204529
Practice for when she gets her loicense.

I sent a private message to beatan and told her that i have a fat ass

Nasty yukari

Self introduction video was very good, I kneel
I just don't understand why Beatani has used the cringe'y english version

>>14206678
To piss us off with the pronouns question.

Yeah i was hoping for the japanese version because japanese is ALWAYS better but unfortunately she chose that shitty EN version. I guess she is too lazy to make her own subs.

>>14206783
Dare I say based

I hope bea is saving some of the money she's making from being a chuuba

>>14206811
but there were JP subs

>>14206969
She's saving most of it probably

>>14206969
she told us once in a stream she had a shopping addiction for clothing maybe she spent some of the money on clothes

Not sure why I wrote this. No offense to the parties involved.
"He Did Him for Free"
Setting his bags down after flying in to the “Super Epic Dad Meetup Party,” gyroninja was glad to see that with rank comes privilege. As befitting of someone of his grooming prowess and status as King of the Discord Server, he had the best room in the best wing of the hotel – the Presidential Suite. All of the jannies had nice rooms in the VIP wing, but this was the finest. While not one for creature comforts, he appreciated the extra space. His command center was going to take up a lot of room. Gently, he set his “#1 Confirmed Bea DMs” plaque on the minibar that he would never use and gave it a loving polish. He worked hard for this. For free. With a self-satisfied grin, gyro unpacked his surveillance equipment and ran a quick check. All the cameras and microphones he had arranged in the dads’ rooms were working perfectly. “Sasuga, ninja” he said to no one in particular. He sent off a few more DMs than necessary to Bea letting her know that everything was proceeding according to keikaku. What’s the point of being damn good at your volunteer job if you can’t show off a little? With that, he threw a shuriken at his dad tier list poster to find the first surveillance target. “Fuck” he muttered under his breath. “Why did it have to be him?” Nonetheless, he bravely switched to the appropriate camera feed. He wasn’t going to get a chance to taste those feet without following orders, was he?
In Megane’s room, the camera slowly came into focus as the infrared emitters and microphone woke from their slumber. While the room wasn’t as spacious or fancy as the jannies’, CC had still made a respectable coomer’s nest out of the place as far as that goes. Completely dark but for the pale glow of a laptop screen, the night vision camera still pierced the veil of shadow obscuring the many empty liquor bottles strewn about the vicinity of the minibar. The sound of gentle sobbing and the futile clattering of a metallic enclosure confirmed it. This was definitely the correct room. With a sigh, gyro pulled up Bea’s file on the target, including details about his megane donations, porn preferences (going to need another drive in the array at this rate) and the controls to his cage. The ninja hovered his cursor over the RELEASE button before suddenly saying “You wish!” and chuckling while adding another week onto the timer. Anyway, time to stop fucking around. This whole meetup party was simply a pretext Beatani had cooked up to test out the MATCHMAKER (Making All The Closeted Homos Mingle And Kinky Encounters Result) machine learning algorithm she had trained on dads’ Beatinder profiles they had served her on a silver platter, those choroi bastards. All he had to do was execute it and dad dicks would be going in dad butts post haste. “And… go.” The most compatible dad popped up immediately. Gyro did a doubletake at the result. This couldn’t be right… could it? The only thing he trusted more than Beatani was his true oshi, data, and there it was, staring him in the face, cold and undeniable. He was going to have to fuck some leprechaun ass tonight. For science. For Bea.

>>14208429
Bea’s dedicated right hand man prepared for his task with the grim sense of duty befitting a ninja. He had changed into a nice silk robe for easy removal when the time came and set a bottle of ISO 19671 compliant personal lubricant in a warming canister, not that there were going to be any condoms to worry about tonight. Laying out the contents of the ludicrously expensive minibar gyro shook his head. Sure, Bea would be comping all the expenses from selling the recordings she was making of the night’s dad encounters but he still couldn’t help but think it would be better spent on upgrading the Minecraft server or boosting Discord. Oh well. He sent his mark a DM offering some free gacha tokens if he would stop by his room and sent Bea three DMs for no particular reason. A glance at his “#1 Confirmed Bea DMs” plaque filled him with a little shame and he gently covered it with a cloth to hide the sins of the night from his pride and joy. “It will all be worth it in the end. I want to believe it so it’s true” he thought to himself, not sure if he really did believe it.
It didn’t take long for a gentle knock on the door to alert him of Cagechama’s presence. Gyro opened the door and waved in the Risuna pajama clad figure, halfheartedly gesturing at the carefully arranged contents of the minibar. He didn’t have to be asked twice and eagerly cracked open a pint of tequila. It was going to be one of those nights. “So, Dave, I can call you Dave, right? Anyway, I got these Final Fantasy XIV redeemable codes from one of Square Enix’s marketing guys on the plane. I mentioned that I knew someone who liked playing and he hooked me up.” Gyro swallowed nervously. “Remember the file, this one likes it rough” he reminded himself. “Look, I know you want these. There’s something I want too. You hook up with me and I’ll hook you up in turn.” Megane was already a little drunk at this point and it was hard to tell if the redness in his face was from the alcohol or the bold approach. He broke eye contact but the ninja knew the rear entrance would be unguarded. Games could come later, it was time for action.
The Discord admin turned volunteer escort’s hand raced up CC’s inner thigh and ripped off his pajama bottoms. He had clearly been doing Nair reps for the only thing visible was smooth, hairless skin and the glint of a chastity cage struggling to contain his rapidly swelling member. Gyro’s robe was off his body in a moment after, falling to the floor with a grace belying the rest of the scene. Squirting his ample member with lube like mustard on the world’s most diabolical hotdog, he thrust his spear home where it met with surprisingly little resistance. Pleased that his elasticity calculations had been correct, he began thrusting back and forth like a rutting bull who just won his prize. This was kind of like what they call “fun” wasn’t it? For his part, the glasses enjoyer wasn’t a dead fish either, thrusting back with his hips in syncopated rhythm to the slapping of his partner’s family jewels. They weren’t exactly making love, but they were making a music of sorts. It didn’t take long for the stud to finish, unleashing the fruits of his labor across Megane’s megane at his insistence. Maybe that wasn’t so bad after all. Ushering the now sticky Irishman to do the walk of shame back to his room with his promised payment of gacha codes, the totally drained dad picked up his phone to DM Bea the results of his experiment only to find she had messaged him first. “Shit, that was five minutes ago!” he panicked. Reading the message did nothing to calm him. “Hey gyro, you didn’t run that script, did you? It was broken and I was going to fix it, but mendokusai.” “Nope, sure didn’t” he lied, pale in the face. He would take that secret to his grave. “Anyway gyro, send Colon a message asking for a favor. Tell him it’s about yuki.”

>>14207079
I wish I could go shopping for clothes with Bea. I'll pay and carry the bags I just want to see her smile while trying on new cute outfits.

>>14208429
>>14208456
Thanks Eira, your fanfics are interesting

>>14208429
>>14208456
Jesas, I can't stop laughing.

>>14208429
absolutely disgusting but also hilarious. Gyro would never run a script Bea wrote though, and Bea would never write a script

>>14211554
>he missed her programming stream

>>14211721
markup isn't programming

>>14211554
>Gyro would never run a script Bea wrote though
Yeah I think he learned his lesson. It didn't work so well.

>>14188506
>megasimp
>banned from his oshi's dicksword
who?

>>14213230
Adrian's Reality, who has donated $300,000+ to Bungotaiga. He dropped $250 on Bea's stream the other day after AR invited him.

>>14188726
who the fuck is this guy? Is he a dad?

>>14213311
>He dropped $250 on Bea's stream the other day after AR invited him.
oh cool Bea has an unironic oil balon now. Sasuga

>>14213362
No he was at one stream

>>14201901
It was an elaborate excuse to make a Pingu impressions video

>>14213422
He was just dropping by. He heard about AR's money throwing and was curious about fellow simps so AR reached out.
https://twitter.com/slorger1/status/1466235897565822981

>>14192827
hhahaa wtf bro you sent her pics and now shes blackmailing you??? lool thats so weird I would never let that happen to me xd

>>14213963
me too I would never send her dick pics nope never even thought about it

>>14213963
I sent her a pic of my cunny and she didn't even say thanks

>>14216154
Same I definitely wouldn't send her a nutkumolity tribute video

>>14216239
You can send it to me mom. I'll appreciate you more than that dumb bear.

Why don’t you groom Angela?

>>14217400
Maybe when I'm actually buff like her hentai doujins I will.

I wanna boink this bear!

>>14201719
>>14201698
futa joke

>>14218475
really, i had no idea

>>14218550
Yeah my genius sometimes surprises me!

>>14217534
did Angela ever share her hentai? tho I'm sure she reads it

>>14218934
Share yours instead

>>14218934
She didn't say specifically which one, only that it had buff dudes in it.

>>14219103
102786

>>14219494
What's wrong with relaxing with your bros? On another note it shows how fucked up vtubers are that a woman with normal tastes that likes fit guys seems so unusual.

>>14217400
Already tried to months ago. Harder than grooming bea.

>>14221634
Hit the gym instead of doing hand reps. She'll love you for your muscles not your money.

>>14221634
Literally who?

>>14221836
Maybe I'll try it
>>14221958
Risuna chuuba

I bear this fucking Love

>>14222288
Ogey

Let’s be real here, Y’all are way to preoccupied with beatani to groom Angela. Not saying it’s a bad thing.

>>14223247
I will not consider Beatani a consummate Western meme expert until she does this watchalong.

Just started watching this bear. Who the fuck is risuna?

>>14223651
Risuna is you and me.
now lets fuck risunachama

>>14223651
Risuna is (You) and me. It's a Japanese pronunciation of Listener.

>>14223651
>Menhera wiki:
https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Kumagai_Chisato

>>14223713
Oh shit, thats genius. I guess im a cute girl now lol

>>14223150
Beatani:
>Smells like dead fish
>Doesn't clean
>Hairy nape
>Mean
Angela:
>Smells really good tabun maybe
>Always a clean freak
>Hairless Asian genes
>Will let you hug her plushies
Is it even a competition at this point? You dads know who the winner is here.

>>14223651

>>14224548
we need art of two risunas fucking

>>14224589
It should be done in a week or two.

>>13764312
For the anon that wanted a pic. Dad love is pure. You ARE dating another dad at this point, right?

>>14224655

>>14224655
So sweet.

Beatani's sense of humor is pretty cringe and unfunny not gonna lie, I'm probably not the only one here who thinks so. Her tryhardness is endearing, though.

>>14225163
kek

Would you keep watching bea if she turned into a man?

>>14225163
She can be funny sometimes but relies on the same old jokes too much. Just like her audience.

>>14225262
You mean stopped pretending to be a woman?

>>14225163
I have never thought of bea as a comedian,I find her content interesting.

>>14224655
>Heart cut
Please tell me that's fake
Heart cut jewelry is cringe nowdays

>>14225885
Oh

>>14225885
It's real. Don't care if it's cringe, it's what other dad liked.

>>14226308
nta, but I'll still marry you even if you're a lonely cringe menhera.

based

>>14228946
She's a mod now.

>>14228946
follower alerts cringe

>>14228946
I haven't seen this alart on YT

>>14229530
It can be enabled actually.

>>14229530
Kiki had it on

Networking arc

>>14228946
Why does her model/design look shit tier

>>14230989
It looks fine

>>14230989
What about it don't you like? It's pretty simple but it's expressive and well made.

>>14229114
It's over

Redpill me on kameko lumi. Who is she?

>>14231388
A lot of streamers do that do they'll be able to notice when another talks in their chat. I remember Lumi straight up asking Pippa to mod her in her YouTube chat. Of course she did.

>>14231200
I dont like her skin tone and her puffiness

>>14229114
Ban everyone Bea

>lumi
>lumi
>lumi
>lumi
god I wish it was Binland wolf Lumi

>>14231551
Soulsfag
/vst/fag
/here/
VTL guest commentator
fucks your oshi

>>14231999
She is a little rounded but the skin tone seems pretty standard.

Do I embarrass myself by submitting my actual profile in which most people could guess who I am for the chance of getting actual criticism

>>14232492
No of course not.
>Thinking you could get good criticism from this format
You've got to be joking me

>>14232327
If its not skin tone then it's combination of skin tone plus hair color
It just doesn't look attractive to me sorry it's hard to explain but it doesn't look cute to me on these pictures

>>14231200
Her facial expression looks like she is permanently on drugs

>>14232584
What's the point of this stream then, to larp as something?

>>14232584
some of us don't want to be forever alone

>>14232778
>Thinking there's a point
This is microwaved groomer review leftovers because haha, Bea the Tinder expert

>>14232673
She doesn't take her meds that often.

>>14233083
If there's no point, tabun I can submit my real profile then...

>>14233197
I don't think you're going to get good advice from her. If you want to get roasted for dads' entertainment go right ahead and do that.

>>14233197
I thought the rules were it was supposed to be for your ideal partner, maybe I’m missing things?

>>14233411
Yours or your ideal partner

>>14233382
very cute

>>14233411
>rules
Do whatever you want, she never cared about following her own rules

>>14233382
Dance bear dance

>>14232901
Experienced dad here, how can I help

Just be yourself dad. Worst case scenario is that we laugh it off as a joke. Best case scenario is you actually match with a dad... Doesn't that sound interesting~?

homos get the rope

>>14235004
let me fuck your bp and then you can fuck mine, I'd like to die happy

>Magazine
Inbound customs clearance into Japan has still not been completed, so there is no shipping update for today. Although I do have some good news! I confirmed with Beatani that she will stream the magazine. Accordingly, we will schedule the release of the materials to be simultaneous with Beatani's stream, rather than when Beatani picks it up from the Post Office. When the stream starts, we will release all of the materials in the thread and the dedicated thread.
>Spoiler Image
Teaser nanchara

>>14235446
Yeah, the hot ropes of my cum across their faces.

STOP THE PACKAGE I REGRET MY SUBMISSION BEA PLEASE SKIP PAGE 14

>>14235571
Has she stated when the stream might be? Before or after Christmas?

>>14235691
How do you know what page you are

JUST A HUNCH

>>14235704
No idea we did not discuss any details that would be up to her but I hope it would be before Christmas!
>>14235726
The pages aren't numbered, but page 14 is actually an article that stands on its own. I've personally never heard of DynamoDB, but it definitely sounds like something that only a schizo menhera or programmer autist would know about. I hope that it helps you on your quest.

beatani should stop following all these EN whore vtubers

Bea should go back to following dads so I can watch the non followed dads have a meltdown in the threads.

It's sad but it is what it is.

>>14236517
Lots of Twitch whores recently. I don't like it at all. It's a bad omen especially considering she was watching Lumi signed in. She's going to fall prey to the bots, emotes and redeems and stream on that shit platform so I can finally drop her.

>>14236600
It was so funny, I miss this

>>14236674
I don't see her switching platforms but I don't see the appeal of many of these whores.

>>14236517
Damn anon, I didn't know your mom debuted as a vtuber.

It feels so awkward when I see a dad in another vtubers chat. No dad should cheat on beatani except me.

>>14236802
>he doesn't have separate brand accounts for every chuuba

>>14236802
I know you're shitposting but it is awkward when I'm in another chuuba's chat and someone wants to say hi to me because we're both dads
it's like meeting a co-worker at the grocery store or something

Will dads still accept me if it was revealed I raped another dad?

>>14237194
depends on who you raped

>>14237062
lol

>>14235004
How do you find people to meet?

>>14237194
Some dads need rape to stop misbehaving so it's on a case by case basis. If I find out you raped a cute dad in the summer of '92 I would see it rather dimly though.

BEATANI WHERE IS YOUR PADORU VIDEO THAT YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY HAVE AND TO THINK YOU CALL YOURSELF A VTUBER

Kusodad... seducing other dads... need rape correction ####

>>14237538
stale meme
kill on sight

>>14237697
Christmas is the season of stale memes

>>14187817
don't watch these two, just here to appreciate this cute picture

>>14237924
Imagine licking Pippa's cheesy feet while pounding Bea's rancid pussy and the two of them making out on the bed

>>14237324
If you are still in school, it should be easy to meet people naturally.
If you are out of school, people usually meet through work, hobbies, or online dating. Meeting people through hobbies is great, if you can.
Online dating works for me, but YMMV depending on your looks and a few other superficial factors.

>>14238177
>depending on your looks
can I just use an anime pfp or something?

>>14238145
I'd rather have the opposite. Bea feet and bunny cunny

>>14238226
that’s what wvt does!
it is vsoc with extra steps after all!

>>14238226
>Clear Face Pictures
>Recent
>Multiple
>At Least One Photo With Full Body
>Don't Use A Topless Photo Of You At The Beach, Or Worse, In Your Mirror (She Doesn't Want To See It)

>>14236802
I saw stray wolf in kiara's chat the other day. I thought i was the only one that loved kiara.
Also saw z*a in sakurako's channel once and remoto kid somewhere else too. Can be a bit awkward

>>14217400
She's too retarded to be groomed dude, that's ironically a problem that happens, everything flies over her head

>>14238445
>Clear face pictures
Guess I'll be single forever thanks for reminding me.

>>14228946
Fuck I missed it. The gift sub plan is working.

>>14238976
>gift sub plan
What

>>14239085
One dude is donating subs to bea so bea is forced to know about all these different streamers

>>14239140
Manager dad forced her to do networking! Based

Dads! If you could trade a body part with Beatani which part would you trade? It's permanent so if you steal her hog you'll have to drag it around for the rest of your life. You can trade organs too if you want.

>17 days until chirstmas streams
>no clue on what to draw
Ideas doko.

>>14239140
She had no sub when she came to the stream. Also she already knows Lumi.

anybody have the full version of that tinder template the one on YT is cropped

>>14239454
Draw Risuna not knowing what to draw for Christmas.

>>14239542
Just edit the Wrenchon one.

>>14238418
Why?

>>14239542

>>14230989
What ? Her model is a buff she lucked out on that. Check that new outfit. In small corpos only PRISM get stuff of that quality but it's almost their only good point.

>>14239578
I meant as a gift. I've been racking my brain all week trying to think of something, and I don't want to put it off and have it be late or rushed.

>>14239882
Maybe draw her something personalized from one of her favorite manga/anime. Watamote or FLCL are safe choices.

>>14239542
This one has dots and gender if you want

>>14240183
huh, so why did she go with >>14239658 for the YT post...

>>14231551
Was a small PNGtuber posting in /asp/ thread (though mostly ignored), streamed to 10 people for like 4 months, love history/culture so she'd pick games about certain eras or countries and teach what she know while playing.
Got into Cyberlive and got known for playing lot of strategy games. Then killed goslings during 4cc. Singing is SS tier. She's very ambitious and proactive, so it can be overwhelming.
In some ways she feels the opposite of bea (bea love).

>>14240395

>>14240473
bea...

>>14232584
>>14232492
Honestly I'm always a bit confused with those contest because I feel it's easy to miss the point. If you go too serious but everyone made joke submissions it's ridiculous, but if you make a shitpost one while most did convincing submissions then you missed out
Was similar with the grooming application

>>14239526
Wasn't talking about lumi, you think i don't know the info you wrote? Faggot

Beatani mentions across 4chan

/vt/ -13980
/trash/ - 491
/vg/ - 88
/jp/ - 15
/v/ - 14
/vm/ - 14
/qa/ - 6
/a/ - 4
/sp/ - 3
/aco/ - 2
/co/ - 2
/f/ - 2
/g/ - 2
/x/ - 2
/bant/ - 1
/biz/ - 1
/gif/ - 1
/int/ - 1
/m/ - 1
/mu/ - 1
/r9k/ - 1
/wsg/ - 1

Beatani deserves a good dick, my dick.

People posting unironic tinder profiles are begging for me to put them on a hit list

Do you think she's trying to get her act together and trying to make it bigger? Will she actually? I thought that was what the self-introduction video was about but it's not even listed as the main video in her channel.

I'm going to submit a joke tinder profile, i will try to make (you) and bea laugh. I already have theme of the profile down just need to be creative and funny

>>14240596
I remember the /x/ threads. They were funny.

>>14240596
I'm always curious on what other threads are saying about Bea.
>>14240785
No.

>>14236517
>western whores
>japan based, japan best for everything!
>twitch bad, twitch = twitch culture just girls in hot tubes and 30k people spamming chat
>any popular game bad! minecraft bad! !
>vshojo bad and only say sex!! (only saw 2 clips but I know)
>less than 500 views is 2view!

I swear, vt's echo chamber never ceases to amaze me at how incredibly ignorant and brainwashed people can become, unable to think for themselves. And the worst part is that they unironically believe these retarded preconceptions, as if things are so simple and binary. So glad Beatani doesn't care.

>>14241314
>japan based, japan best for everything!
Unironically true, I wish the whole world was like japan so i wouldn't need to travel such a long distance to reach a paradise like place

>>14241314
Yeah, well you can thanks /jp/ heritage for this, they were already going mental that hololive global could be mentioned in their precious /hlg/ before hlgg was a thing. There are some nice threads about other stuff there but god some people there are just beyond saving.
>>14236674
>bots
if you mean the chat bot like streamelements, it's one of the most useful thing
>emotes
she already has emotes though and they're often used? in the next update youtube will finally make emotes usable site wide, which is really great
redeems can be fun, it's not mandatory but it can be well used and reward being a regular, even small stuff like accessorize change
Honestly if something so tiny, so irrelevant to her content bothers you, you really should "drop her"

>Beaccho

Still waiting for that original song, bear.

>make discord
>join twitch
NONONONONO. STOP THIS. STOP! OH MY GOD. NOT AGAIN. PLEASE NO. PLEASE.

>>14237062
Good comparison, but more like a at conference or something, since I often not reply cause people greeting each other in chat feels wrong somehow

>>14241314
It never ceases to amaze me how people autistically screech about whoever Bea's following or talking to
she's made it pretty clear she's not into networking, if she follows someone it's because she likes them or finds what they do interesting and wants to learn

z** you really should change the way your write posts, it's too easy to tell it's you

>>14241314
Have you seen Tenma's Twitch chat?

>>14239596
Nta but Bea as the proactive dominant one really feels more natural, while pippa can be manhandled

>>14241571
she should upgrade her rig to pic related

Nigger bear, you can do the groomer review on twitch too. Fucking idiot

>>14241722
Is it bad?

>>14241779
It's the most stereotypically cancer Twitch culture there is.

>>14241776
Fuck of twitch kiddies. You can get someone else to join your twitch cult.

>>14241583
Yeah I can tell you never lived there more than a short vacation.

>>14241821
But /pcg/ told me that twitch is good and every streamer have their own culture.

>>14241901
They do, Tenma inherited a normalfag audience from the streamers she chased for clout.

>>14241670
I don’t know why they didn’t burn nade threads on the twitch move I guess the pavloving worked.
The yah threads would have burned down

>>14241314
I don't get it because as someone who watched streams before vtubing all I see people say feels so detached from reality. It's like they just checked pokimane and ninja and concluded that was representative of everything.
If I open gura's chat it's the same if not worse, any big stream looks retarded. It's really the most basic of us vs them where reality doesn't matter.

>>14241821
She's probably also gotten a few viewers from big twitch streamers. Of course it's the typical twitch cancer.

Bea is entering her sellout arc, you should support your daughter as she grows and accepts a wider audience.

>>14241867
One day you will wake up and realize how right i am

>>14241944
Twitch just brings in more zoomers that like to spam.

>>14241969
>he watches HoloEN
There's your problem.

Wait the underage, fake japanese, png chuuba nadeshiko is kill? Something happened?

>>14241821
but tenma was reddit from the start though? streamers decide their culture

>>14242054
>He doesn't watch holoEN because he wasn't there at their debut
Couldn't be me newfag

>>14241722
tenma's chat is and has always been like that even on youtube

>>14241997
jokes aside if that were to happen, I will be really disappointed with bea

when's the last time she did her hashtag reps?

>>14221836

>>14241668
this is fantastic

I love how H***** always says obvious things we all know.

>>14242262
Like what faggot

>>14242262
>obvious things
yeah I wanted to believe this

id hate a move to twitch since the site sucks, the player sucks, and it lacks useful features like rewinding and scheduling streams, but chat on twitch is really not a big deal. youtube chatters are the same as retarded twitch kids you just watch japanese vtubers and cant read what the chatters are saying

If she pulls a nade and moves to twitch then I'm done with her

Do it bea, do it you fucking japanese whore. move to twitch

>>14242456
>moves to twitch
>stops making all her old jokes
>no longer uses yah terminology and references
the true final yah...