/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wah!

Old thread is still up.

New thread? Noooooo, am orca!

>>14146172

>>14146247

Mori abayo? Nooooo, am orcfeet!

Towa...

>>14145317
>/nashag/ - NASHAG General - retirement home edition
>(luv mahjong) (luv bridge) (luv knitting) (luv naps) (simple as)

>>14146172

>>14146700
>making towa bread
Maybe I should make some today, I'll scroll through my images and see if I want to make something.

>>14146700
>joe love
>thanks anon
>mahjong hour
>buy laplus
>volume long dead

>>14146700
>stop tranny
never forget

>>14147145
.. they eventually forgot my "guh"

>>14147179
I never forgot

>>14146700
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ame

>>14147224
kek

>>14147217
anon.. I really miss that thread

>>14147320
it spoke to the oldfag in my soul

fandead gf doko...

>>14148404
Post wallet to show that you can support one financially.

>>14148475
>can only acquire nasfaq gf if I have a big enough wallet
It's just like real life...

konnui love

are we getting server-side trader without using the bog sheets eventually? I have to spend christmas with my family.

>>14148611
bread...whose head is in your fridge?

>>14148611
Based as always, never leave us

>>14148591
You wouldn't wish for your NASFAQ gf to live in poverty, would you? Or even worse, to burden her with being the breadwinner?

>>14148611
is...is that ui's...

>>14148611
I can't believe UI is fucking dead

>>14148475

>>14148611
Incredibly based

>>14148801
CYPHER YOU CUNT GET OFF MY OSHIBOARD
AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>14148892
Deadbeats seething now

>>14148611
I will not sell Towa please stop this slander.

>>14148945
We'll drive him out one day. One day.

>>14148945
We'll have the final laugh

I'm going to steal your tactics, just wanted to let you know.

>>14149073
Why? do you want to lose?

>>14149073
I can't promise that's going to end well for you.

A network

>>14149290
pathetic behavior

>>14149290
why is that guy selling gura????

>>14149290
TAMPA NOOOOOOOOOO

Another network

>>14149073
Please do, at least that match will be even.

>>14149472
If you have this information of me buying Towa, why do you always edit it to make it say I'm selling Towa?

>>14149472
>Lolibaba 175
>Rin 35
BTFO RIN
CAM ON LOLIBABA
BUY SAM SHORKS

>>14149472
GO RIN GO!!!
I BELIEVE IN YOU RIN! GO TAKE THAT CROWN

>>14149472
MUST. AQUIRE. MORE. HATS.

>>14146340
>wasshoi washhoi
>filename says banzai banzai
anon...

>>14150363
I'm retarded. and deaf
>>14148611
>>14149357

>>14149570
Don't worry, you're just selling negative Towa.

>>14150725
It's not the same...

>>14149576
>>14149600
I'm just building my portfolio and waiting until my divs allow me to permabuy x5 Gura. It will happen eventually.

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

>>14151912
>19:00:00
based

>>14151912
>16:00:00

>>14151912
>19:00:00

Thoughts on a /nasfaqg/ sings project? Volunteers, participation, and just general ideas about it?

>>14152137
What would we even sing?

>>14152137
NO TENGO DINERO
WOOOOO
NO TENGO DINERO
NONONONO

>>14151912
>19:00:00

>>14151912
>19:00:00

>>14152137
I'm completely tone deaf I don't know if I could be helpful

>>14152362
>>14152363

>>14149472
I give up. What does the number in the circle even mean?

>>14152833
number in the circle? the ones in the lines going from a player are how much they bough/sold, in this case they are all buys since that's the buying oshi graph

>>14147320
>>14147416

>>14146700
>the aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa matsuri post made it in
based

>>14149472
the circle is something to do with buyvssell too right, how the fuck do you get over 50% sell of is it in a weekly timeframe
that botan fag with 90% sell even while shes dipping

>People unironically still play this game thinking there's any skill whatsoever involved

>>14154157
i can't recall the last time anyone said something along those lines

>>14152363
I'll be producer-anon
>>14152538
find us a copy of picrel so I can figure out if it sounds weird as shit because of the guy who ripped it or if they just trashed the instrumental and I have to re-assemble it piece-meal
sample showing what I mean - intro is from the cut down edit for our anthem, then it switches to the instrumental when they ought to start singing https://files.catbox.moe/mucbys.ogg
>>14153443
she's beautiful

>>14153964
player and coin circles are the daily (?) trends, for example cypherposter is pretty much 50% selling and 50% buying, meanwhile, his oshi's coin, Ame, was mostly being bought by the rest of the players, but there were still some people selling, hence the tiny red segment
>>14154157
cope and post wallet

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 7,172,882, a 0.77% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 115,692. There are 27 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 474,572 shares, or 6.62% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 23,021 shares, or 0.32% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 46):
>Laplus :: +11.3%
>Lui :: +8.6%
>Nachoneko :: +5.2%
>Sora :: +4.4%
>Mio :: +3.1%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 16):
>Iroha :: -13.4%
>Koyori :: -7.3%
>Chloe :: -6.8%
>Moona :: -3.6%
>Fubuki :: -2.2%

24 coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $137,256.56, which is an increase of 0.19% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $119,903,395,091.11, which is an increase of 1.68% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $16,716.21. A total of 16 coins are above this average.
>Pekora currently has the highest value, at $12,429,818,982.16 in total market value, or 10.37% of market value.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest value, at $128,740,338.30 in total market value, or 0.11% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 36):
>Ui :: +62.5%
>Shion :: +36.1%
>Mumei :: +27.2%
>Pekora :: +24.3%
>Sora :: +17.8%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 26):
>Lui :: -20.7%
>Hololive :: -19%
>Gura :: -17.9%
>Ina'nis :: -17.6%
>Botan :: -17%

1 coin (Pochimaru) had a net 0% change in value today.
24 other coins had a sub-5% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $75,306,681, which is a decrease of 71.6% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $102,592,621.23 today, a decrease of 26.79% from yesterday's salary.

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 19):
>Koyori :: +18.1%
>Nabi :: +7.1%
>Sora :: +6.1%
>Marine :: +5.9%
>Nachoneko :: +4.2%
>Chloe :: +3.3%
>Watame :: +3.1%
>Flare :: +2.1%
>Kiara :: +1.7%
>Gura :: +1.4%

43 coins did not receive any Superchats today.


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>4 coins (Lamy, Okayu, Haato, Rushia) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>10 coins (Korone, Sora, Calliope, Nene, Melfissa, Amelia, Nabi, Coco, Choco, Watame) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>2 coins (Moona, Chloe) adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>47 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Cycle Average):
>Hololive :: $49.96 Up
>Shion & Iroha :: $35.83 Down
>Gura :: $32.73 Up
>Botan :: $26.46 Up
>Lui :: $23.49 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Cycle Average):
>Iofi :: $0.12 Up
>Coco :: $0.38 Up
>Pochimaru :: $0.41 Up
>Okayu :: $0.47 Up
>Haato :: $0.50 Up

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

Can you feel it, Mr. Krabs?

>>14154396
>Can you feel it, Mr. Krabs?

>>14154304
Do you want the whole cd or just the no tengo dinero ones?

>>14154522
not about to go digging through their entire discography, but I don't think the instrumental was released on anything else. would need the CD. and there's only one MP3 rip floating out in the wild. sounds like it has some kind of weird phase issue.
I was also joking, the MP3 is fine as is

>>14152137
A few anons have had the misfortunate of hearing me try and sing, this will not end well for anyone.

>>14154713
can't be worse than these guys trying to re-sing it 20 years later https://litter.catbox.moe/bdpzpq.mp3
guess that's why the instrumental sounds different

>>14151912
Warning: Large Image Ahead
Good evening, welcome to the News Hour. This is your NASFAQ Market Report for Sunday, December 5th

>>14154304
https://litter.catbox.moe/rek82k.mp3
Instrumental was only on that EP, this is the best quality version I can find.

>>14155032
it's the same file I found. they re-recorded it. yab

Hello!
I come with a useless report for you!

Here are the holders of ranks 20, 50, 100, and 250 and those immediately above and below them!

Remember that the week has just started! There are still a lot of good investments opportunities ahead, so remember to spend your liquid responsibly!

>>14154304
>>14155032
>>14155066
which one is the og Youtube vid? and in case the CD one with vocals sounds the same as the video one please post that

https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1467660597131362304
Lets gooooooo

>>14155637
see above, https://litter.catbox.moe/bdpzpq.mp3
no, it doesn't sound the same at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy2MqQ_uNIY
if we're actually doing this, I can make the instrumental sound more like this one, it'll just be more work than I could do quickly and post in the thread

>>14155785
>mori

>>14155785

>>14152538
>>14154713
preposterous. When sung from the heart, its the most beautiful sound one can hear. Aside from NO TENGO DINERO, any other ideas for songs?

>>14156073

>>14155785
>Hololive EN
>Stream your outfit debut at Early Morning NA time.
>Early afternoon EU time.
>Late night JP time
Who the fuck is this debut time targeted at

>>14156262
no

>>14155786
alright, gimme 5 minutes

>>14156262
>>14156290
>nasfaq gang tries to rap
fucking kino

>>14156303
wait. what? oi. don't start recording yet. the tempo drifts on all of the older versions analog recording, bad tapes either on recording or playback
sync to either of these: >>14155032
>>14154304

>>14156073
it's mildly inconvenient for everyone thus those who care will watch

>>14155786
https://litter.catbox.moe/xs8vqx.mp3
This is the original version, not the re-recorded one they seem to have used when they made the instrumental.
>>14156262
... I don't hate this idea.

>>14156409
i meant to tag >>14156288
im retarded

>>14156464
its ok we still love u anon

>>14156433
I am aware, I already have the original. there's no instrumental of it...

>>14156517
then where's my nasfaq gf (female (male))

>>14156539
just groom them like yfp

>>14155786
>>14155786
https://litter.catbox.moe/2b2mnc.flac
This the best I can give without butchering the instrumental, you can still hear the vocals but they are very low, so low that if anyone were to sing over them they would completely fade away
except for the end were it leak a louder bit... gomen we will have to sing a bit louder that part if we use this maybe...
>ripping it from youtube
>>>>turning it into a .flac
>>>>>>>>>> 40 mb
yes, cope
You can use this mp3 https://litter.catbox.moe/tqhjhy.mp3 if you really prefer that...
>>14156397
I'm not singing yet lol
>>14156433
It better be the same as the one I just tried to make...

>>14156519
Oh, I thought that's what you wanted; but no, there's no instrumental as far as I can tell. The 2002 sounds ok to me, I think you might be overanalysing it, if >we actually do this it's going to be a complete gang bang anyway.
>>14156798
Or just do this, this works also.
I kinda want to do Red Tomorrow now, I can't sing but I can talk fast and pretend to be gangster.

>>14156262
If you want to do this, and you're not comfortable doing the fast rap, I am reasonably confident in my audio editing skills to speed you up just slightly without it sounding fake.
Tupac's probably a better audio guy than me, though.
I'm personally down for whatever.

>>14156798
>intense pulsing where they were singing
aiiiiiiii
>ripping it from youtube
>turning it into a .flac
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
https://litter.catbox.moe/71meh2.flac
it really is inconsequential, but I was going to selectively cut and EQ the instrumental and the full song, and then cut it back down to the single version's length. didn't do it now because
>monitors
>workin at muh desk in Audition
>I will end up staying up too late trying to finish
I'll take this for the road though
>>14156916
but Sensei...

>>14157083
>but Sensei...
I was referring to other people looking at it as not a good idea because they can't fast rap. I knew it was you that made the suggestion.
I made that OP originally, and you're the only one that keeps original filenames.

red is a fun song but why are we planning to do this again? just for fun or to hunt femanons?

... I can do the fast bit if people want to do the actual melodic stuff.

how the hell are we even going to find a instrumental for Red, that song should be hell to clear up

>>14157317
fun

fun is good. im down for anons to hear my esl english

>>14157401
She played it in a lyric dive stream and somebody pulled it from that stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8ACXDVAro4

>>14157476
this changes everything

>>14157476
there has never been a likeable deadbeat

>>14157547
Apart from applause

>>14157401
I forgot that only her newer songs have released instrumentals
>>14157476
and unfortunately it wasn't any louder there, but it's a start https://youtu.be/c8q44v9IzGY?t=6172

Sing? For /nasfaq/?
Where do I sign?

>>14157705
"Make it louder" still beats "Do it yourself"

>>14157705
if this is tupac then you won't have any trouble making it louder, I'm very confident in that

>>14157829
kek

>>14157829
my sides

>>14157829
non-destructively, even
https://files.catbox.moe/slkwd0.m4a
piano notes missing at the beginning is a non-issue, already have it lined up and spliced in

>Gura's UOOOOOOOOOOH power levels going to spike again.
Holy fucking shit I'm holding.

>>14161767
Gura just doing a naked with a cape to boost numbers

>It is time for a booba vote.
It is time for a booba vote.
>It is time for a booba vote.

https://drey230.github.io/ (a modded character sorter, only has nasfaq coins)
Once you are done, screenshot your results and reply to this post.

>>14162784
Remember Towa is flat as a pancake.

>>14162784
>>14162894
I despise you, but I'll go through it in the hope the odds change.

>>14162894
okay i understand the Towa joke but explain Mumei

>>14162784
>character sorter
No thanks. Last time I went through one of those it took what felt like fucking centuries to get through.

>>14163015
He forgor

>>14162784
Here you go.

I may have overdone it with the draws.

>>14162784

Nevermind the fucking rigger is handling it again.
Go ahead and sell.

>>14162784

>>14167664

>open Mori's stream
>she screams Doxxed at me
>close the stream
Deadbeats this has to stop, I can't get doxxed for just opening a stream, keep your oshi in check please

>>14163213
Draws are fine.
>AZKi, Pekora, and Polka tie Chloe, Reine, Marine, and Fauna
>Miko ties Mio and Towa
>Towa's tits are bigger than Chloe, Reine, Polka, Marine, Fauna, Aki, Korone, Nene, Lui
Do I want to keep going
>Rushia ties Luna and Subaru
Beyond the top 10 or so, you're blind and retarded...

>>14167902
>>Towa's tits are bigger than Chloe, Reine, Polka, Marine, Fauna, Aki, Korone, Nene, Lui
That one wasn't me but considering >14167664 I think it's fair.

>>14167986
You still pinged me ;)
Be happy I didn't rank her down there with the real pancakes.
I fucking hate this sorter and I actually edited my results. I forgot to move her up past Shion.

>>14167664
Kronii's ain't even got the biggest tits in Council.

>>14166227
Oh no no no no not again

Alright bros what do you think of the silhouettes?

>>14168345
>>14155964

>>14168046
I was the first reply to you with the "oi" so I didn't feel like tagging you again. The point of this is to balance out anyways, we can have one or two retards on both ends, like you thinking Towa is smaller than Kanata, or the other dude thinking Towa has tits bigger than Chloe's, as long as others don't intentionally rig it.

>>14168414
oi, I already said I did actually want her higher up. I didn't need to click 244 times to sort these out, would've much rather written them out. towa should let those puppies breathe sometime instead of binding them like a samurai.
they will. suspect any results that don't have gura/ina/pochi/rushia/suisei at the bottom. not of any rigging, but of retardation.
>>14163563
baelz, risu, irys bigger than marine. fubuki and towa bigger than kiara...this is going to be good

>>14168691
You said moving her past Shion, which is still smaller than Kanata, I don't disagree with your sentiments of the sorter being bad, but I reserve the right to call people retarded.
Cover won't ever let her be jacketless in 3D btw, only live2D.
Stuff in that range of my list can easily be moved around I will say, but I'd still say it's fairly accurate.

>>14169216
>smaller than Kanata

>>14169457
Yes. Look at this Towa.

>>14169522

>>14162894
>32 Ayamy
>Pekora, Luna, Sora, IRyS, Civia > Roboco
you blind too?

>>14169741
Most people don't know that Ayamy is stacked because her most well-known image is her in a very baggy shirt, the one used for the sorter.

>>14169804
but picrel
>ayamy drawn by ayamy
uncultured swine...

>>14169884
You'd think being Mel's mama alone would make it obvious she's packing heat, but nope.

Don't tell anybody I told you this, but Hololive is dropping a new chuuba tonight.

>>14170978
yeah me

>>14162784

Towa? more like toodumb am i right?

>>14170978

>>14171809

>>14171809
>fauna bigger than "tits on stick" kronii

>>14162784
here ya go

>>14175439
mans went out of his way to make his own version of the site that covered all of the coins and only the coins. did you go out of your way to make it not show you Coco and Civia?

>>14175753
"disable former members"
Let them go man.

>>14176024
we need to rank their tits you oaf

>>14176053
Coco over Kronii, Civia over Mumei, there ya go.

>>14176263

do us all a favour and use
OFFICIAL
Art for your Rankings.
Fanarts usually make the tits bigger because why not, Holo themselves upgrade Chuubas willy-nilly which throws all the objectivity out of the window anyways. This voting produces numbers we can use, it's the best thing we have to a consensus.

>>14176706
>Not rigging in nasfaq
Blasphemy

>>14176706
>>14176945
alright how do I give my oshi a booba stimmy?

>>14177661
Why would you ever do that anon?

ENoshis, post new outfit guesses

>>14177750
>neet outfit
>when the theme is elegant shit

>>14177792
fine, I just want a neet outfit for ina too...

>>14177661
Love your oshi's breasts the way they are bro

>>14177874
I also want a neet outfit for ame, we'll get them one day brother just keep believing

The following booba numbers have been loaded into the real oshiboard sheet for when it updates itself in ~100 minutes.

sana 0.96
noel 0.96
kronii 0.95
coco 0.95
choco 0.92
reine 0.86
fauna 0.85
mel 0.83
calliope 0.83
flare 0.83
lamy 0.82
botan 0.80
moona 0.75
nene 0.75
watame 0.74
haato 0.74
lui 0.72
miko 0.67
chloe 0.67
korone 0.67
marine 0.66
ayamy 0.66
mio 0.64
roboco 0.63
amelia 0.63
koyori 0.59
okayu 0.57
polka 0.55
irys 0.54
kiara 0.53
aqua 0.50
aki 0.49
risu 0.47
iroha 0.44
sora 0.44
luna 0.41
mumei 0.40
fubuki 0.40
baelz 0.40
pekora 0.39
subaru 0.37
civia 0.32
nabi 0.31
iofi 0.31
ayame 0.30
towa 0.28
azki 0.28
melfissa 0.25
ui 0.24
pochimaru 0.20
kanata 0.19
matsuri 0.18
nana 0.17
shion 0.16
suisei 0.16
hololive 0.14
nachoneko 0.13
ollie 0.12
gura 0.09
laplus 0.08
inanis 0.06
rushia 0.05

>>14179194
rushia won cunny, based suck on it ina

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xwmZMqMup8

>>14179500
BUY BUY BUY

>>14174874
Based Old Akagiposter

>>14179500
>mental breakdown over her singing
>inferiority complex over her voice training
>scared to stream
ayame... I feel bad about whoreposting now...

>>14180260
It's happened to many holos, pic possibly related

Hello sorry i forgot to post earlier...

>>14182645
Hey

>>14182645
I've missed you so much...

>>14183134
howdy!
>>14183180
nyo...

Nenebro post graph onegai

post 'em

>>14183879
no.

>>14183879

>>14183879
-0.3

>>14183845
>>14183879
ooooh I'm a winner for a day

>>14183879

>>14183989
look at him go!

>>14183989
and he's not stopping there, Nenechi is back from Hiatus and WILL go strong and we WILL like it

Let's go! Post-adjustments Mahjong, 4p, 5+20s, South.
https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=38610

>>14184184
Two more spots left!

would be real cool if you joined the lobby haha please

>>14184325
Joe...

>>14184325
my vacation is over and I still need to wagecuck...

Here's last week's aggie, thanks for everyone participating!
This week's aggie's chat is now closed but drawing is still on until friday and there's still space in it! get it?

>>14184325
I can't right now...

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 31)
>Nene超進化! Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Shining God 流派東方不敗 Master Freedom Justice Ginga Victory Prime Strong Cute Beautiful Wonderful Champion Galaxy Baby 最高 勇者王 天元突破 無限 無敵 無双 NENEMAXMAXMAXSTORONG NENECHI :: $10,002.33
>Lamy :: $7,218.66
>Botan :: $5,051.19

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 30)
>Fubuki :: $10,456.99
>Flare :: -$6,904.58
>Miko :: -$5,786.54

Overall Average Adjustment is $94.19
Average Upward Adjustment is $1,793.43
Average Downward Adjustment is -$1,661.69

Don't get baited, trade responsibly, and see you in 10 hours.

>>14184325
I'm sorry I had to leave, I realized I didn't have enough time for a game right now

>>14184184
One more spot left...

>everyone gets into majhong
>everyone has fun without you
>be dumb so cant play
>finally give in to peer pressure
>stay up a night trying to get better so you dont look stupid when you play still bad lmao
>now
>try to play with the bros
>not enough people for a game
oh. that's alright.
sorry tri, matowa, I dont have anymore time. Hopefully you find a game.

>>14184581
We'll be waiting. Nenebro said he'll come eventually. Take care, Joe.

>>14184581
damn, just when i have time. catch ya, i'll stick around for a bit, play one maybe then i gotta run.

>>14184581
You can always be a space cowboy with me, Joe.

>>14184158
I love my wife. It's all up from here baby, pic related - if you aren't stocking up on the next metacoin you aren't winning.
I just hope she doesn't go TOO strong, she's already had one mental breakdown this winter - she doesn't need a second
>>14184615
Coming imminently, I can take a break from what I'm doing
SORRY JOE

I'm planning on playing some mahjong roughly two hours from now. If there are no rooms then, I'll make my own. Mentioning this now in case someone is interested and wants to take this into account when making plans for this fine evening.
That is all.

yo?

>>14184830
I've done nothing but play Mahjong for three days.

>>14184865
same desu yo

yo!

miko keeps dipping so hard i get baited into x5 miko but she doesnt have many sell windows as calli or other big dippers to sell it all so i end up holding the bag with nearly as much miko as my oshi
i should just refuse to x5 miko but the dips are so good i cant help it

>>14185749
She gets good divs, you shouldn't complain

>>14185749
bro???? your divs???

>>14185749
Honestly you should never 5x buy unless you fulfill one of the two conditions:
>You are reasonably confident that the price will spike 56% or more TOMORROW and you don't have enough to sell a full day.
>You don't intend to sell anytime soon because you're buying oshi or a really heavily discounted Dividend position.
Multibuy should be avoided in most other cases.

>>14185749
>selling miko

>>14185832
i already have nearly 1000 calli, i need to keep the rest liquid

>>14185901
>i need to keep the rest liquid
"you do not understand the basics of the market"
-ruski anon

>>14185901
>calli

>>14185962
daytrading for 20-50% of your net worth a day is better than one 10% pop on a friday until youre in the 300mil tier

>>14186016
Soundpost is here: [sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fecaf3r.mp3]

>>14186044
There's no way you daytrade 20-50% of your net worth per day even near 300 million.

>>14185749
just buy more
>3.5% of my wallet >35
>pays around 3% of my divs
You are missing out

>>14186084
Thank you

>>14186227
>33% Mori
>pays 43%
Fucking deadbeats I swear

can someone give me the spreadsheet? thanks

>>14186463
You called?

>>14186664
if you mean >>14186227
it's in the OP
>revised Haaton wallet analyzer sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ou-iTo4fF9YcPWKZZtqsG-SjUJDWBJ20Wxrrwc2-he8/edit?usp=sharing (embed) (embed) (embread)

>>14186463
mori is known easy mode can’t even be mad

>>14186463
what are you going to do about it

>>14186750
im going to be short so your oshi will love me more than you

>>14186996
I already got that part covered...

>>14186701
imagine reading the OP

>>14185749
is Miko on a break or something?

>>14187360
your twitter reps anon...

>>14187434
I don't have a twitter

>>14183879
ogey

>>14185749
>"getting baited into"
>not "being guided by her unending benevolence"
try aggressively multicoining for fucking 3 weeks straight and STILL being about on par

>>14183879

Good morning, I am buying Towa.

The orca is on the telly

>>14183879
It may be temporary to be this high, but my Wife smiling is more than enough for me

>>14187690
i know youre making a point but you keep showing these graphs as if they prove miko is a good div coin while marine calli and hololive are cleartly better even in your graphs

>>14187852
what did you do on that dip anon

>>14189275
>calli

>>14189314
The guy is not saying that she's the best, he's saying that she's a good coin, and he's right, he's making about the same % he invested in
Furthermore, MIKO IS ON DISCOUNT TODAY YOU DUNCE, SHE'S THE BEST DEAL TODAY

>>14189187
https://twitter.com/tenoriwanko/status/1467379094107357185
Have this, I just found it.

>>14189121
Beautifully said, fellow nekko

>>14189447
kek, she looks so proud of herself

theres no hats except towa money laundering left in the auction house
is the auction house arc over?

>>14189764
But it's been over?

>>14184830
4 player, two wind match, 60+0 second timer.
I'll wait in the lobby for some time if people are interested

https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=44804

>>14189275
she would be a good div coin if I hadn't bought her like a fucking retard 5x at 16k multiple times.
Or are you saying MPP matters all of a sudden

>>14190274
NTA but
>MPP

>>14189405
seeing as literally all the other circles of note are some kind of anomaly...

>>14190274

>>14190328
its weird how theres a spontaneus break at 5%:10m
what mysteries does it hold the 0 to 1 zeta function of nasfaqg

>>14190649

>>14190065
2 more spots left

>>14190328
Did you honestly remove Towa from the bubbles or are my eyes deceiving me?
If the latter, I respect it if you did.

>>14190854
>south
oops. not good, got something to do soon. sorry for squatting on a seat momentarily. still 2 more spots left.

>>14190065
one more spot remaining

>>14191028
motherfucker I just got h- you know what I had things to do anyways I wasnt waiting 2 hours for this anyways I just happen to wake up now

>>14191141
Joe...

>>14191141

I'm going to strangle this smug fox if she gives me another 9-stack of $.

>>14191225
hot

>>14191141
Get your ass back in here, Joe. One last spot remaining.

>>14190879
oh shit good catch, I sort by amount and recently made the chart bigger, forgot to update those brackets

>>14191255
No, it's better this way, don't fix it.

>>14190879
here ya go

>>14191141
Joe yo.....

>>14191371
I said it was fine, you didn't need to fix it. I need to enjoy her dividends to myself.

Guess that's her last stream for the year.

shoutout to tri for fucking me up, ggs

joe...

1 more spot open in the room

>>14192613
Magical sands, Joe. It's very hard to predict the waits on Seven Pairs, so there's not really much you could do except not discarding the dora, but that's just going by gut feeling.

Attention please. I am still buying amehats for 1m each.

>>14193015
This but with Bibi hat.

How's the schizposting been like lately?

>>14193252
wait about 7hrs from now when he wakes up from his SEA country

>>14193270
bit more than that, maybe like 12 hours

>>14192669
>>14192613

Bronze: Wait for the Dora
Silver: Wait specifically NOT for the Dora
Gold: Wait for the Dora again to throw those defing against it off
Masters: Don't play Chiitoi
Saint: Exclusively play Chiitoi

>>14179194
blind and dumb, all of you!
Ayamy is definitely bigger than Maririn. Watame/Nene too high. IRyS way too fucking high. Lui too high.
Marine is actually in a somewhat fair spot NGL, but all in all your sample size is way too small for any kind of meaningful results.
>>14176706
Preach.

>>14195891
That ranking turned out better than I thought though I do think the drop from Sora being .44 to Towa's .28 is a bit much, but that's probably an automated numerical thing doesn't really take in the nuance amongst the mediums.
>official art
Good thing Towa's variable.

>>14190065
gg
two spots have just opened up, come and join anons!

>>14196059
The only thing I know about towa's official art is that someone is holding rurudo at a gunpoint so that she doesn't give her a womb tatoo what a shame really

>>14196059
The 0.85 drop from Fauna to Marine or Fauna being bigger than Mel when she's closer to the same size as Marine, if not slightly smaller is just as bad as the drop from Sora to Towa IMO. A whole 0.1 between Shion and Ina is equally ridiculous.
>Mio ain't bigger than Roboco
>Mio ain't bigger than Amelia
>Mio ain't bigger than Okayu
>IRyS ain't bigger than Kiara
>Aqua is a fairly reasonable 0.5 although I'd have locked Fubuki there out of principle. She is friend. She is optimum medium by nature.
>Same for locking Sana at 1.0/0.99 and either Ina or Rushia at 0.01 Ina
>Mumei/Baelz/Fubuki being tied isn't quite right, but I also couldn't accurately sort the lot of them without tying Baelz/Fubuki and putting Mumei one step above them
>Loafy is too low for debut Loafy https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/virtualyoutuber/images/8/83/Airani_Iofifteen_-_Full_Illustration_01.png
>Loafy is way too low if we consider 3rd Loafy's boob job https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/virtualyoutuber/images/a/a4/Airani_Iofifteen_Third_Costume_%28by_Yano_Mitsuki%29.jpg
>>14196325
In for one round, why not.

>>14195891
>Watame too high
I beg to disagree

>>14196360
>idol outfit...
Marine gets the cow outfit too, and Flare gets the pettan one. https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/virtualyoutuber/images/b/b0/Hololive_1st_fes._3rd_Gen_and_Tokino_Sora_Concept_Illustration_by_おるだん.jpg - moot point

>>14196477
it's not about the >cow outfit, it's just that a side shot should make things clearer

>>14196326
rurudo doesn't draw tattoos much in general, it shouldn't be surprising.
>>14196352
Numbers are fucked yea, but it doesn't account for nuance like I said, just if one is supposedly higher or lower.
Mio is because of the massive tit fan art she usually gets.
IRyS and Kiara are fairly similar imo.
Nuance amongst mediums on those points, nothings gonna work out too well with the numbers as they are, when a lot of them should be group closer together like Fubuki, Sora, Towa, Aqua, etc, etc.
Iofi suffers from Towa case where default hides pretty well under baggy clothes so you can't tell as well, think Choco mentioned it at some point as well.
Iofi 3rd Outfit, can't really say much about, what a fucking upgrade jesus.

I think we need a female help to settle this once and for all. Femanon if you are reading this post your tits, possibly specifying the size, so we can compare them to our oshis.
NO MALES ALLOWED

>>14196736
>investigator posting this
this means theyre asking for male tits

>>14192669
>>14194048
your words mean nothing to me, magic man.

A network

>>14197950
all whores

clocks u nigger
ggs

gg everyone, thanks for playing!

How do you go for 7 pairs without fucking yourself over? Nearly had it two games in a row. Actually had it several times over if I consider bad discards...

>>14198592
It's usually harder to get than toitoi (all triplets). You should consider going for it only if you have ~4 or more pairs at the start of the game.
The key thing to understand is that the main advantage of going for it is that it can have extremely tricky waits - something like a tanki hell wait on a wind tile, for example (1 last tile remaining of a wind tile), so it's really good in professional mahjong. That plus if you riichi, it's 3 han, with even a single ura-dora bumping it to a mangan.

>>14197950
>I'm only ever seen selling
>I'm never caught in the reports when I do massive buy sprees.

>>14198690
Started with 4 and 5 pairs both times. I'll keep grinding it out. The worst part is I was dealt another "pair" for the immediately preceding discard at least twice in both games. Rigged.

>>14199147

>>14199147
maybe you shouldn’t be a whore

>>14199274
You just had no flow. Echoes of the tiles, your gut instinct, state of the mind of the players, the flow is everywhere.

>>14199274
Happens almost every time I go for it, drawing 2 of the same tile really isn't that uncommon, the problem is being lucky enough to have discarded the right ones before that. Just make sure you're always discarding anything that's been shown to keep your odds up.

>>14199498
>Sell 25
>Buy 600 over the next week.
I must be the world's worst whore, then.

>>14199603
yea and i only suck cock for money one day a week for money, doesn’t make me any less of a whore

>>14199499
boi I called ron right after your richii just so I wouldn't hear that music lol

Another network

>>14200291
I’m going to assault you if you keep putting me as selling Towa, I don’t care if it’s negative.

>>14200336
kenzoku assaulting anon... h-hot...

>>14200336
bro??????? your math??? it shows that you are buying

i heard i can earn money here?

>>14200386
Horny bastard.
>>14200412
Can you not read? I understand it’s technically buying by selling negative Towa, but I don’t care. I refuse to be involved with the words “sell” and “Towa” at the same time.

>>14200467
Then stop selling Towa, retard

>>14200467
>>14200493
>sell towa
>he puts it as buying negative towa

>>14200453
Only fictional money, anon.

>>14200467
Why do you want to sell Towa? Selling Towa would imply you already had Towa to sell. I guess you could get there by selling negative Towa first. I would much rather not have any Towa to sell to begin with.

>>14200493
I have not sold Towa for months, fuck you.

>>14200533
I proudly own thousands of Towa, this does not mean any of you need to have Towa for yourself.

I guess I'll use the aggie as bread if nobody is baking any. One moment please.

>>14200803
>>14200803
>>14200803
lock and load

>>14200269
You haven't experienced the previous games with my non-stop tsumo wins.

>>14201122
sounds infuriating

>>14201175
Just cultivating my luck for the inevitable Mahjong gambling tournaments.

>>14201331
I feel like gambling for nasfaq money would take the fun out of it. Also don't give a rats ass about my nasfaq balance while mahjong-ing.

>>14201376
I think there's a time and place for casual play, but I also kind of want to see a major tournament happen. Due to the nature of the game you might even see very strong players get disqualified quickly.

>>14201376
it's not even gambling, yfp (or was it someone else) said that he woud hold a tourney with at 30m prize or something like that

>>14201420
>>14201433
that's somehow worse I've fucking made money since divs. I'm 100% NGMI