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THIS IS YOUR OSHI NOW!
nandemo dekinai
I love Reine!!!
>>1416700fuera-kun...
I love Ina!
i love losing mom
COME ON FLARE YOU GOT IT
>>1416704Not enough tits to even consider it.
https://vole.wtf/perfect-circle/
CHAOS DAYOCHAOS DANE
WHERE'S THE CHAOSPOSTING I WAS PROMISED
She almost made it
>>1416727YA JINXED IT, ANON
>Flare is getting filtered harder by Jevil than Sans
>This fuck comes up and slaps your oshi's assWhat do you do?
https://jigex.com/m898
>>1416727FUCK I JINXED IT
Is there a convenient pastebin of all the good clipper channels so I can autistically download all the vids without having to sort through who's good and who's ESL myself
Gura found stale candy. 10 minutes later the internet dies. I'm not saying these things are connected, but
KIARA LOVE LUST
OHNONONONO ELFBROS
Ame LOVES Ina! And the rest of her genmates!But most importantly she also loves YOU!
>>1416742I can't do anything
Wasn't she supposed to just Pacify him after that special attack?
>>1416742Hide behind the door of her room
she was so close
>>1416742ANYTHING
>>1416731Not this again...
>>1416742HENSHIN
I LOVE KI•A•RA! I HATE CLIPNIGGERS!
BBC inside Mori
Is there a holo that sang more raw than this?https://files.catbox.moe/tf77y6.webm
Oyakodon!
>>1416739I dunno why but i also have more difficulty fighting jevil comoared to sans.
https://www.strawpoll.me/42775020https://www.strawpoll.me/42775020https://www.strawpoll.me/42775020
>>1416746just watch streams 草
>>1416746aah... hmmm... watch the streams?
>>1416721yes
>>1416704She has always been my oshi
>>1416746>good clipper channelshttps://pastebin.com/R9x73rp2
>>1416731>90.3% Don't waste image slots on this shit faggots
>>1416749>>1416765ME TOO!
How many people would be able to post in /vt/ with fubuki captchas active?
>>1416746There's a spreadsheet linked somewhere in the archives.
Official PERSONALITY tier list in Hololive>S Rank:Pekora>A Rank:Ina, Miko, Marine, Korone, Sora, Ayame, Polka, Reine>B Rank:Gura, Amelia, Kiara, Okayu, Aqua, Towa, Mio, Nene, Shion, Suisei, Luna, Moona, Ollie>C Rank:Kanata, Watame, Noel, Matsuri, Subaru, Shion, Haachama, Fubuki, Botan, Risu>D Rank:Mel, Choco, Aki, Roboco, Flare, Lamy, Iofi>E Rank:Mori, Coco, Rushia, Anya
>>1416802This is bait
I'm watching Ame's DKC stream from last night.I didn't know she didn't know her left from her right.
>>1416742its okay, no cost too greatwait i feel weird.......
>>1416788How can Flare even compete?
Do your Jevil boss fight reps
>>1416802_____________________________________________________________________________________________
>>1416742Commence the spinning.
>>1416802>Didn't watch Mori's stream of The RoomNGMI
>>1416731>96.6%literally having sex with your oshi right now
>>1416765>>1416749Me too!
Go Flare Go!
>>1416800I'm gonna hazard a guess at 2, 4 and 7?
>>1416768Anya in her first unarchived karaoke stream.
>>1416747Gura's apartment is filled with stale and expired food.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yWICsOyjbg&t=1235s
>>1416802>tribalfaggotryDiscarded
he can do anything
>>1416802>>S Rank:>Pekorano bait too great
Rotund Feline
>>1416802Neck yourself my man
>>1416822Was it good? I had a poor experience with that movie in the past so I skipped the watchalong, but now I regret it.
>>1416800Am I crazy or is there only 1 Fub?
>Flare goes on a date with Noel but she can't stop thinking about Sans
>>1416802Official Personality Tier List in Jololive>S Rankeveryone even the homos>F Rank(You)
Amazing content thereYou could be doing unarchived karaoke and sing English songs... or this I guess..
>>1416768Goddamn I love what Polka did with that cover. There's just so much emotion in it.
>>1416774THEY ARE
THIS IS THE RUN
>>1416833any links?
Based friendhttps://youtu.be/WcLaSu1e8PE
We're all agreed that Kiara is the main one keeping them from playing any fun games during full collabs, right?
>>1416859based
Anya fags, your oshi asks you to ask her questions and goes to sleep right after. What do you feel?https://twitter.com/anyamelfissa/status/1370048176334409728
>>1416830RIPPEN
Is the close call system Toby's best gameplay decision in Deltarune?
>>1416858>emotional cheating
>>1416862Gura unironically has more chemistry with Kiara than anyone else in Hololive.
>>1416862DUMB AND HORNY
>>1416861good job adding another week
>>1416861Are you frustrated?You just delayed the karaoke by another day
>https://streamable.com/futndryour SOUL reps, NOW
>>1416862LITERALLY ON TOP OF EACHOTHER ToT TüT
ENMA LOVE
>>1416870>We're
>>1416816I did the other nightI beat him in roughly 10 tries, possibly lessI CAN DO ANYTHING>>1416855I went in having burnout from hearing The Room jokes 24/7 from a streamer and their community and I still had an amazing time
>>1416894
>>1416872>Top question
>>1416878>Kiara is the only one to do the [name]... meme when Gura asked about grades 1 to 6SHE'S HERE
>>1416874Yes because it pleases my graze boner
>>1416902"We are agreed" is a valid phrase, it means "we have a consensus"
>>1416862EQUALLY RETARDED SISTERS!
>>1416912normalfags stole coffeefag's shitpost...
>>1416862RETARDS
>>1416868Nothing on youtube of course. You could check the usual torrents sides, but I doubt you find anything. Not enough people care about dagger in the first place. I do remember her singing to be very SOULFUL, but not the Noel kind of soul.
>>1416872Someone needs to ask autistic questions about her favorite coffee blend
I came here to laugh at you nanora
Who's Jevil and why is he not Sans
>>1416721Hey, me too!>>1416723Hey, me too!
>>1416861>putting in effortHas kiara existence not taught you anything?You can spend your time preparing assets to make a decent meaningful video and get 20k views after 4 months, or just shit 15 seconds videos that get 200k in a few hours.
>>1416872>Anyafags
>>1416942Sans can't do anything
>>1416942Jevil is a joker and Sans is busy not running his grocery store
>>1416942Sans is fucking our gay goat bro's hot mom while he's at college. We're adopted.
>>1416749ME TOO!
>>1416953There are at least three of us here! In total
She is awake.
>>1416953Who's Minecraft house is this?
anons can you break down why a holo works?for example>cool cat who has the same appeal as your stoner friend, that appeal being extreme chill levels, low raspy voice, calm deminer and not losing their temper also cool cat has the munchies 24/7
Business jelly beans
>tfw you're gonna see Hololive get filtered by the Mom in Friday Night Funkin' to M.I.L.F.HAGCHADS... RISE UP
>>1416731>94% What do I win?
>>1416981No I cannot.
>>1416971And SHE'S practicing ukulele for tonight's stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0oBgKHDTAMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0oBgKHDTAMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0oBgKHDTAM
>>1416981She's cute. She makes my heart pp and my actual pp hard.
>>1416870I thought the rrat was Enma, what's the logic behind that?
>>1416942sans is fucking our mom.jevil can do anything
>>1416994good answer.
>>1416545You, uh, got any recommendations, friend?
>>1416800Just 2 and 7 I think? 3 would work but the ears are a bit different and there's no shoulder fluff, 9 has wrong eye color, 5 and 8 look like the same person with greyer hair and lighter ear tufts than Friend.
>>1416932They have yet to catch on to the giant toothy smile edits.
CHAOS DAYOCHAOS DA NEOH OH OH OH OH OH OH
>>1416981Towa is cute! I want to bully her until she cries!That's it. I don't have any better excuse.
>>1416731>97.1%kneel
J*** W*** U*, did I miss anything?
>>1416990that bitch hot as fuck ngl, she can suck the skin off my dickwas her track inspired by that i want my own hentai girl song?
https://poal.me/um8zl1https://poal.me/um8zl1
>>1416971GURA CUTE
>>1417001Wow, she scheduled it early.
>>1416731nobody can beat thishttps://files.catbox.moe/k1pr2a.PNG
>>1417014Based. Being afraid of clowns is fucking hilarious.
[Good news] Since Temma is playing a Devolver Digital game in Loop Hero, here's the small list of alright / good games they got that your oshi can stream (SUPERHOT is not a Devolver Digital game):>Serious Sam>Hotline Miami>Enter / Exit the Gungeon>Dropsy>Broforce>The Talos Principle>Ruiner>Absolver>Metal Wolf Chaos>Katana Zero>My Friend Pedro>Ragnorium>Carrion>Heave HoAmong other kusoge.Reine also confirmed permissions for New Blood Interactive and Friday Night Funkin' last night.
>>1417022Enma x Me
>>1416990>Friday Night Funkin'Every single time I read it as "fuckin"
>>1416731>44.4%All I ever needed
>>1416950Views aren't everything.The kind of people who sub for 10 second meme clips will not be viewers you can rely on, regulars.See Fubuki
>>1417033>kiara hotline miama>ina enter the gungeonplease
>>1416870I don't even know what you are trying to say.also>we
O O O O O O O O O
>>1416953It's her! Anya's oshi!
>>1417033>Hotline MiamiPLEASE
>>1416749>>1416765>>1416825>>1416965Hey me too!
>>1417014The other side of the coin is equally interesting.
https://twitter.com/yukizuki0_4/status/1364823405497749508?s=20
Why is she so in love with Gura lately?
>>1417009Usually I just use yuri NTR tags, but this is a (3D) one that I've been using. It's also not explicit, so it'll only work for you if the genre itself gets you going like it does me:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blXC1k_DB_A
/r/ the coco next meme face picture, sankyu
>>1417033>Heavy BulletsSomeone play a rogue-lite...onegai...
>>1417006Kiara has shitty taste in games. Can you imagine her playing Dead by Daylight? I can't.
FLARE IS DOING IT
>>1417071Because Gura cute
This is the run
>>1417033>New Blood Interactiveholy fucking IKZ
>>1417071Why would anyone not be in love with Gura?
BINARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYA CENTRIFUGAL FORCEPUSHING US FAR AWAYTHAT'S OUR ETERNITY
>>1417033Katana Zero kino onegai...
>>1417086Which holo would play DUSK?
>>1417033BOTAN PLEASE PLAY DUSK
>>1416950>>1417041views and subcounts are irrelevant if you think about it.Sora gets worse viewership than KiaraFubuki has the most viewed meme clip, but look at her low viewershipAZKi has less subs than most of hololive.the 'muh sub count!!!' and 'muh viewership!!!' shit has nothing to do with success.
>>1417033>Reine also confirmed permissions for New Blood InteractiveTHAT ONE FAGGOT HERE ASKING DAVE OSHRY PAID OFF?
>>1417071She has huge tits that ache to be nursed from and Gura is the size of a small child
FLARE DID IT
You know...past Amelia would have live streamed what houses she would be looking at. Amelia has changed, for the worse in this case. It's a real disconnect from how she used to be, which was a more personal connection with her fan base.
SHE DID IT
>>1417033Didn't pizza papa play super hot? Or do I need meds
>>1417071She's HORNY dayo
>>1416912This guy is becoming more and more annoying everyday, he insta responds to Gura tweets with some shitty meme. See:https://twitter.com/Tyler_462/status/1369892042357284866https://twitter.com/Tyler_462/status/1369892450349776899
>>1417033Maybe Ame can play Hatoful Boyfriend since she's such an otomege fag
SASUGA FLARE
>>1417103>implying that wasn't Risu herself
Damn, flare beat jevil.
SASUGA FU-TAN
LET'S GOOO
SHE CAN DO ANYTHING
>>1416874Being able to Act and Spare on the same turn is also pretty sweet. Group Acts is also pretty nice.
>This was the ad when I opened this thread
>>1417111He did but it's self published.
>>1417104I need art of Naked Noel breastfeeding Naked Gura.
Flare did it LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
How many tries was that?
>>1417071because she has impeccable taste
Fuck, did I seriously miss the winning run by a minute?
>>1417111He did, but I posted that saying that SUPERHOT is a separate publisher / developer that isn't related to DD. In other words, Temma is the first to play a DD game.
>>141714333
>>1417124This elf is suspiciously pale, anonYou wouldn't bleach an elf, right?
>>1417082But Dead by Daylight is a shitty gameAlso if every member had veto power nobody would have played Don't Starve Together
>>1417143I wasn't counting but less than 10
>>1417071No one can resist the cunny
>>1417124That's a cute hafu
>>1417071Because Noel's futa cock demands it.
>>1416971She's also armed and dangerous.
>>1417090She's an unruly brat who lazes around on your couch all day eating potato chips while playing on her 3DS and telling you to go buy more cola
KIARAMY
>>1417167DOG
>>1416704Not cunny.
>>1417167That was for Gura
>>1417166Perfect.
>>1417154You're a shitty game. 5 person DbD trading off on who the killer is would be amazing compared to being forced to play with randoms.
https://jigex.com/bcgY
>>1417171IS
>>1417167LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
>>1417170>hate anonThat's right
>>1417166Was that supposed to dissuade me from being in love with Gura?
>>1417164Drawanons or Koikatsu anons. I need pictures of this immediately
>>1417170>literally love chaos
>>1417186GAY
>>1416836God... her and Polka... just imagine the smell... UOOOOOH
>>1417170>always happy streams
>Doing my apex reps>Servers fucking die What the fuck do I do now
>>1417041>>1416950Hey I'm not denying that, just pointed out the perceived results over that anon question, I hate shit clips and normal fags that eat that shit up like everyone else here, but it's clear the placebo effect it has and how it deters them from making actual quality content.
>>1417170>oshi ame inauhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh baste
It's up!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0oBgKHDTAM
>>1417033What about Duke Nukem 3D, Pathologic, and Hatoful Boyfriend?
>>1417106Past Amelia would have been in the market for a cardboard box at this point.
>>1417170>chicken irl whoreoh no, chickenkeks?
>>1417192>>1417182She'll also pay no respect to your house rules and just lays there with her bare feet on your furniture. Do you really want something like this happen?
>>1417170>cute mori
>>1417205Play a good game
>>1417170>flare fun coverYou bethttps://youtu.be/GvPERNLTctE
>>1417197LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1417065>tfw never saw the appeal of wanting to fuck a clown ...until I saw that upskirt in Polka's 3D debut
>>1417170based cute morimany such cases
It's been four months since we lost our dear friends in the Bilibili Hololive community.Truly, they were a beacon of high quality shitpost videos, our dear ally against the IJA, and if you think about it, they truly made Hololive succeed far more than the average Jap did in the war!Whaddaya say, friends and family? BUGMEN LOVE!
>>1417205take a shower because you're stinky
>>1417217Taunting you by wiggling her toes in your face
>>1417205watch a homo play apex
Any interesting moments during the Bird MC collab earlier?
>>1417232Neck yourself, Roy.
>>1417232https://streamable.com/rgio03FAKK AFF ROY
>>1417205werks for me
Why do people still think loud = funny? Just told my girlfriend to fuck off with that shit when she tried telling me about the loud beeping noise coming from our CO detector, like yeah sure it totally isn’t just you playing it from your phone. Not like I can smell anything. Loud does not equal funny.
>>1417033>>Hotline MiamiKIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>1417245NVM turns out it was steam that died
>>1417226Clussy changes a man.
>>1417175>only 2cm taller than Gura>has a higher pitched voice than Gura>not cunnyOgey.
>>1417167I remember hearing her reading that, but I don't remember hearing her mention the "dog died" part.I think she replaced it with "I'm so sorry to hear that"
Toby love!
>>1417232This Roy's a little sus don't you think?
>HLG CHADS CANT STOP WINNINGSORRY HORSEFUCKERS
>>1417232ROY HATEhttps://files.catbox.moe/3c893x.mp4
>>1417232Fuck tou roy i will never side with the yellow menace
>>1417259Not every short woman is cunny, anon
By the time Deltarune releases Hololive will have disappeared and none of them will be streaming anymore
>>1417237But Astel isn't streaming...
>>1417269YOU FORGOT THE COPYPASTA, TRY AGAIN
tfw we'll never get a military nerd Holobecause there's no woman on this planet that will>Do a Call of Duty single player marathon>Do a Band of Brothers watchalong>Complain that she can't play Girls Frontline on stream>Do a firearm tierlist stream while being objectively wrong>Rage quit a stream because she got killed by exit campers for the 3rd time in a row in Tarkov>show off her lvl 100 War Thunder account but never do a single stream on it despite getting the permissions>Organize a Squad collab with her genmates that only she will enjoy>Sperge about military equipment in random movies/games>Whine that management refused her request for a full body armor outfit>Laugh at Ace Combat quotes in the chat>Cry on stream at the ending of Metro Exodus>Do an MRE tasting stream and puke on stream because they were expired>Have to deal with a wehraboos and /pol/tards infestation>Do a Blood on the Risers idol cover>Get told by her manager that doing a viewers gun collections rating stream is a bad idea>Have a yab reflection while showing off her authentic british pilot helmet bought with SC money>graduate because she ended up deciding to join the armyWhy live ?
>>1417217GOD yes
>>1417259>he thinks height decides cunny
>>1417259It's a matter of attitude anon.
>>1417286only burgers want a military holo
口わっるサメちゃんかわいい
flarebros... we're getting keked by a midget skeleton man....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8Dz-z5MyxIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8Dz-z5MyxIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8Dz-z5MyxI
>>1417286Wow I'm glad, that sounds absolutely awful and garbage, something only a /k/tard would be into
>Give us a high likingNever change Flarehttps://files.catbox.moe/9ijm3b.webm
>>1417170THEY ARE
>>1417214>duke 3DReminder that gearbox still have not settled Bobby Prince's lawsuit over unpaid royalties from Duke Nukem 3D: 20th Anniversary World Tour.
>>1417307DiKC.....
>>1417183It would be alright if they all took an hour to learn the basics of the game beforehand but that never seems to happen...
>>1416774>Mori the most seisohilarious in hindsight
>>1417286You will take botan and you will like it.
>>1417307K DKONKEY DONG
why do JP girls say>endinnuu~!at the end of the stream?
>>1417307>Dong
>>1417239>>1417242>>1417270>>1417272Fuck off Taiwan apologist.Taiwan is the reason we had a huge period of drama and with Coco and Haato and lost holoCN.Taiwan is the reason Coco and Haachama had to go through months of shit and pain and cried multiple times off stream and still do.Taiwan is the reason we don’t have perms to Chinese games anymore.Taiwan is fucking irrelevant and useless and has caused more pain than anything in hololive. Fuck Taiwan and fuck anyone who defends it. If you retards just admitted it was China to begi. With, we wouldn’t have had to see our chuubas suffer.
>>1417278astel told you to go watch the raddest holo play apex on twitteri miss this fucking seaweed so much
>>1417286>He didn't watch Miko's Call of Duty single player marathon
I JWU from a 3 weeks timewarp, which stream should I catch up with? And why is ame streaming so fucking late than usual? Did she move already?
>>1417318Didn't they also get in trouble over unpaid royalties with Duke Nukem Forever?
>>1417307
>>1417286>Organize a SquadI still remember Gura mentioning ARMA, Holdfast, and Squad. I wonder if she actually played them or just saw some meme videos of them.
>>1417259It's the timbre of her voice.
>>1417292>>1417291>>1417273>attitude is what determines cunnyNo it doesn't.
gura hate
>>1417334
>>1417306Just watching her be happy is enough for me....
>>1417334Fuck off, Chang.
https://streamable.com/gew28iWhy is she like this
>>14173342/10 trying yoo hard. Here's a (You) and anyone that replies after me has cum that tastes like battery acid.
>>1417273>>1417291>>1417292>>1417348>newfags think rushia isn’t cunnythe state of this board
>Friday Night Funkin' permsLET'S FUCKING GO
>>1417306>skeleton man in her head>big boobed warriors in her pantsWe can only wish her happiness...
>>1417366Did you clip the yeet skrrt?
>>1417334Good pasta, I approve.
>>1417346The holoEN girls doing hardcore ARMA roleplay would be pretty entertainingI can see ame crashing the heli now and sending them all to their graves
>>1417001>& Chillwhat did she mean by this
>>1417350>>1417373you call THIS cunny?
>Ame sounds even cuter than usual in her hotel micBros...I NEED to breed this girl
>>1417366I love her
>>1417312Lizard-furea..
>>1417335Tenma trapped him in the loop too. Thankfully the game isn't too long
>>1417392Why does your cum taste like battery acid?
>>1417326>>1417329
>>1417306>Sans stole the hearts of both Flare and MoriHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>1417381Holy based soundpost anon
>>1417413Why doesn't yours?
>>1417405She only brought one pair of panties. Hopefully she isn't on her period.
>>1417307Is ame done with mario already?
>>1417346She watches SovietWomble
>>1417398the newfags know nothing anon, to become cunny you must NEVER skip legday
>>1417232Roy, what happened to you? This isn't the Roy I knew in High School. You were one stars on our football team and Jenny from cheerleading had a thing going on with you. Had a future. Now look at you. Half sober playing second banana to a dropout like me, and rambling away at other people's imperfections, while trying to stay above water in your rent payment. Time to get some help, Roy.
>Try my own cum>It doesnt taste bad just a little bit salty
>>1417328They're coming to fist you
>>1416774Lol what a bias...Tsundere Mori was never +Purity, neither her character nor her personality. She's a madafaka rapper. The fact that she is Cute does not make her +.Ina negative purity? The most restrained character? Swearing 3x in the last 6 months. Her Yuribait was at the lowest level among the 5 girls. He even rejected Ollie, unlike Tsundere Mori.Someone cheated on this vote. These two have been swapped.
>>1417429>he's not tracking his oshi's cycleStop taking your meds anon
>>1417307>DKC
>>1417429Don't girls have pads to help with the vaginal discharge?
>>1417438i thought it was like thick water?
I'm surprised Ame isn't doing Tropical Freeze though
>>1417390https://streamable.com/1664s4
>>1417429>he doesnt know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-_Ev4TcObQhow is he so funny
>>1417306The true deadbeat experience
>>1417434She finished Mario Galaxy and hasn't started a new one yet so for now she is, yeah.
>>1417286Pizza papa has done an MRE streamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNoTuKZLOi8
>>1417356>>1417362Always take it as someone just making fun of those who post shit like that
You are now imagining your Oshi masturbating. Think of her voice, her moans, her fingers glistening with her love juices as she gets more and more vigerous with herself. Imagine her body seizing up as she finishes off, sweaty and out of breath
>>1417469Mine was watery Maybe bncuz I jerked off alot?
>>1417334You faggots messed up when you rejected Liu Bei.
>>1416932How far have we fallen that Damascus is just known as coffee guy now?
>>1417478God I love this dork.
>>1417494kill yourself zhang
>>1417436now THIS is cunny
>>1417434she is waiting until she finishes moving to start sunshine
>>1417478Jellybeans?
>>1417498
>>1417286>tfw we'll never get a military nerd Holo>because they won't play cawadoodieStopped reading there.
>>1417366>>1417478What the fuck lmaoher autism is overwhelming
>>1417472Does she even own it? DKC is free with Switch online.
>>1417494I just wanted to post the chang soundpost because I like hearing it.
>>1417498>OH yeah deadbeats, your boi is about to bust
>>1416731>draw a square>87.8%What the hell is this
>>1417405what is she doing on a hotel
wait what the hell happened to bubba
>>1417396it's a tier 4 sex asmr stream did you not get the memo?
post webms I'm bored
>>1417286>Do an MRE tasting streamENHomos gen 1, my aunt is Yagoo's florist and she confirmed it
>>1417478Never change, Mori.
>>1417534anon...
>>1417498Nice
>>1417498Imagine...
>>1417517All I can imagine is Ina making dumb, stuffy nose noises as she just kinda moves her fingers around randomly not knowing what she's doing
>>1417511no it isn't cunny, this is a clear case of chicken legs
>>1417533She likes how windy it is on the roof
Sheeple
>>1417507he only posted about knives once, but about coffee dozens of times. I'd rather throw some variety into names.
>>1417533me
>>1417538kanata_peeing.webm
>>1417478This big dummy is the best
>>1417286Anon... why must you hurt me so..?
>>1417498My oshi is my daughter so I guess I'm settling for clussy or half-elf
>>1417538
>>1417533tier 4 members meetup & orgy
>>1417307>Konky DongAME!?
>>1417556Ame's gonna have to help her out!
https://twitter.com/kureijiollie/status/1370101795242999808https://twitter.com/kureijiollie/status/1370101795242999808https://twitter.com/kureijiollie/status/1370101795242999808
>>1417517FASTER
>>1417498i already thought about that earlier
Deadbraps explain?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOjxjycgbV4
>>1417542which Holo will say nice hiss first
>>1417307Expand Dong?
>>1417588
>>1417534Bubba died, Ame proceeded to taxidermy bubba and uses recorded bubba barks to keep up the illusion.
https://youtu.be/95A5EwWke9E?t=18822Gura hates the idea of 8 hour streams.
>>1417584Oh shit, zombies bout to get a second blade through her head.
>>1416774Lol what a bias...Tsundere Mori was never +Purity, neither her character nor her personality. She's a madafaka rapper. The fact that she is Cute does not make her +.Ina negative purity? The most restrained character? Swearing 3x in the last 6 months. Her Yuribait was at the lowest level among the 5 girls. She even rejected Ollie, unlike Tsundere Mori.Someone cheated on this vote. These two have been swapped.*Corrected
>>1417366>#481Is it bad that I wasn't immediately certain if this was a joke?
>>1417498>implying Ina has enough stamina to masturbate
>>1417584OLLIE NO
>>1417601that bgm sounds a little like the eazy e song
How to cure armpits fetish?
>>1417438I tried mine too after seeing anons do it but mine didn't taste like anything
>>1417001What's she going to do with the uke if it's archived?
>>14176018 hours is too long
>>1417498https://files.catbox.moe/3pfii2.mp4
>>1417579This is true.
I recommend sticking stuff up your dick and pretending it’s your oshi’s fingernails. Very good.
>>1417479Kaoru...Kira...
>>1417630i doubt it'll be archived.
>>1417621She has a fuck machine she just lays on her back and let's it thrust
>>1417529>Climaxes>"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BABY, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!"
>>1417438>>1417629IT'S FUCKINGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY
>>1417600omg
>>1417334I'd sacrifice Artia 10 times before giving up the taiwan /u/schizo art.
>>1417624>>1417584How does she keep getting away with it?
>>1417634I hate this clip. It's clear she was making noises of a worried defeated person but you faggots keep pushing the masturbation meme.
>>1417638Why are you like this? Do you have nothing but sex to think about all day? Do you not tire of this?
Am I a deadbeat?
>>1417649UH, ALRIGHT
>>1417498Yes I like thinking about Mori cumming to that one manlet, makes me feel very cucked.
>>1417631Not if you watch your oshi and only your oshi
>>1417662t. deadbeat?
>>1417660It's pretty clear she's masturbating anon
>>1417662t. deadbeat
>>1417307That walfie ame fits perfectly into that barrel. It's very satisfying to look at.
>>1417670https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWGwRRPc6O0
>>1417647Hey, I have a name
>>1417662You have a skeleton inside you.
>>1417601I am also opposed to Gura streaming Life is Strange at all, let alone for 8 hours.
>>1417601a visual novel stream might be actually nicer than gura thinks, her konosuba reading was fun and that has less interactivity than a VN
>>1417660worry and pleasure moans sound remarkably similar.t. criminal investigator
>>1417646what are they up to nowadays i've heard that suzaku has been in niji for a while but i have no idea about those two
>>1417584it is becoming near impossible for me to track this fucking zombie's yabs anymore and she's only been around for three months
>>1417662Deadbeats jerk it now
>>1417682
>>1417684
>>1417688> her konosuba reading was funIt was not.
>>1417684this is not truet. skipped anatomy reps but somehow passed my exam
>>1417692a living ollie is fine too
>>1417584She's old inaf
>>1417684FUCK OFF SKELETON MAN
Alright I just received my t3 invite to the "event" at Ame's hotel tomorrow night. Pretty hype... I think I should shave, kinda nervous what she'll think of me
>>1417704faggot
>>1417688I mean that was a sponsored stream, she just did it for the money. I don't think she's lying when she says she doesn't enjoy VNs.
>>1417027ENTER
>>1417704I'd pay to hear her read the whole book, so yes, it was fun.
>>1417704t. faggot
>>1417593Aruran watches steve1989mreinfo and has done an MRE tasting stream, so I'm betting him.
>>1417217>bare feet on your furnitureIs that actually rude? I've never heard about something like this
>>1417688no
>>1417670Not him but doing long ass streams on a regular basis is nuts.
>>1417662t.chumbud
>>1417704>disagree with popular opinion about guraThe fuck is wrong with you?
>>1417633Gura holding back to not assault Anya in public
>>1417686How about fuck off
>>1417732If I come to your house, take off my shoes (good), but then also my socks and put my feet on your couch or glass table, will you not think that's odd?
How's Anya's birthday going? I saw she got art from Ina
Why does the tiny shark dance?
>>1417750the apex predator lays in wait for the perfect opportunity.
>>1417634HOLY SHIT DID SHE PEE HERSELF?
>>1417498I always am, I want to make Gura feel good one day. I want to manhandle her little body as she begs for more while shes making yummy noises. I'd end it with a creampie while I clean up her drool with my mouth, straight from the source.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_Tf3tRk8bw k i n o t o r i
>>1417726I would pay to hear Gura read one, but not read one myself
>>1417479>ShinoveWho is the actual fuck is this and how come I've never heard of him before?
>>1417759ASK NOT FOR WHOM THE TINY SHARK DANCESTHE TINY SHARK DANCES FOR THEE
>>1417759She's horny
>>1417601She gets moldy in her puddle of sweat after 6 hours.Also the chair hurts her butt and back. A literal chair is cucking the chumbuds.
>>1417755It's depressing, no one called her.
>>1417684>>1417702>>1417715why do deadbeats sometimes sound like they got here from the 2014 Tumblr crossraids and developed a bizarre sense of mish-mashed humor from both sites?
Noel....
>Ina using duolingo for japanese repsIt would be something else if she took the "already know japanese" test and just complete's the course in 1 go.
>>141777688
>>1417689Well that's another job to add to the list of anon professions. Are you a deadbeat, by chance?
>>1417498Do women even masturbate? I just can't see it. The idea of someone like Watame or Luna masturbating just doesn't seem real to me
So with all the girls learning eigo nowWho's the one who's likely to have their own equivalent to pepeloni?
>>1417633>wakes up in time for Anyas birthday> not a chat mesaage, tweet, or anythingYea all this images of both of them are now meaningles bullshit.
>>1417755>>1417773What kind of merch will Anya have?
>>1417667>uh ch*rlie I'm cumming GUH
>>1417776CLAP CLAP
>>1417774I've been here for many yearsNever ventured outside
>>1417667Then maybe imagine her cumming to all the sweet, heartfelt and encouraging words we write to her while she's reading them, instead. Feels pretty good.
hololive just got blanket bethesda permissions now that they're officially a part of microsoft. what do you want to see your oshi stream?
>>1417789Nothing can match pepeloni.
>>1417774Something something fanbase is the reflection of their oshi
>>1417767he is their manageralso are you really newer than takamori a way out?
>>1417754Not really, especially if you're staying overnight or something. Putting your feet, socks or not, on a glass table is pretty weird though
***Anything interesting since Reine's AI stream?
>>1417773Shut up, that's not true, is it?
>>1417780It could be good for comedic value like when Mori spent the whole time completely shitting on duolingo during her stream
>>1417796why did I laugh
>>1417755>>1417773It didn't actually happen yet. That was just the countdown, right?
>>1417789Maybe Marine 2 years ago
>>1417786Every Japanese woman owns a Hitachi wand trust me I am the Japanese sex minister
>>1417771The three weights of poor diet, nightmares, and a shitty chair are weighing this shark down. Imagine her full power when she tosses them away.
>>1417807Wolfenstein
All rise for the anthem of KFP.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugVinAkw2lI
>>1417807new veger please
>>1417795Unfortunately she doesn't get any..
>>1417789Luna's already had a pretty good clip, just nobody remembers it:https://streamable.com/s8d0li
>>1417776NEXT MEME
>>1417773Well that would have been kinda hard since she didn't set up a totsu.
>>1417601How did you watch that and get to the conclusion that the stream length is part she doesn't like? Clearly its the thought of spending that much time playing a game she thinks will be shit/boring/etc in one sitting. I don't blame her, that game is fucking dogshit. I wouldn't spend 2 hours playing it, let alone fucking 8.
https://jigex.com/oe9A
>>1417807Wayne Gretzky Hockey, 1988
>>1417687>Not wanting her to either make all the terrible decisions and laugh at her or want her to cry when characters she's attached to diesngmi
I had to go out and buy something, did Flare beat that clown?
>>1417776I could actually see this showing up on meme review and it upsets me
>>1417774That's kind of what Mori is, a middle ground between two eras that doesn't really fit in either of them but occupies her own timecapsule bubbleNot a diss though whatever works for her
>>1417786They sure love to pretend they don't.
>>1417842How am I supposed to type that shit out anon
i want PPT to do a sekiro playthrough
>>1417823The only thing she did so far is the countdown stream. Real birthday stream is in in like 12+ hours.
>>1417831Anon.....let me IMPREGNATE the hags.....please
>>1417840Really? She's the only holo to ever have her birthday without any merch..
How do I get my family to stop being like this? What’s wrong with them?
>>1417719>shaving beforeshe explicitly requested teamates be as smelly as possiblepersonally, I haven't showered since the announcementhopefully I'll have time to get home and wash up before Ina's T3 cock rating, though
>>1417747This but unironically.
>>1417807Fallout 2
>>1417633oh man that's cute
>>1417842Have you ever had a dream?
>>1417033>Dropsy>anons not playing this masterpieceIt made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside and it will elicit an "Awwwwwwwwwww" from any holo since it's dialogueless.
>>1417807May I suggest the fifth installment of The elder scrolls: Skyrim Legendary edition Switch version to improve the gameplay to the highest possible quality?
>>1417793I'm sure she congratulated privatelly. Just how much of their interaction has been.
>>1417774I love the idea of tumblr and 4chan crossbreeding. Lovechildren of two opposing forces are always wonderful to watch
Live now>Watamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moJB8GGt6rQ>Watermelonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moJB8GGt6rQ>Sheephttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moJB8GGt6rQ>Watamagehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moJB8GGt6rQIn 2 hours>Inahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOJ9daW8gbI
>>1417786Yes they do. Out of the ENs Ame definitely masturbates the most. Her bed sheets are basically wet on a nightly basis when she schlicks while reading boy's love or looking at lewd of herself.
>>1417789Oruyoo!!!https://youtu.be/LEP2utHYZ2s
>>1417866
>>1417793read her schedule, dumbfuck. her birthday stream is in like 14 hours.
>>1417847It's because the game is shitty that Gura playing it would be fun. There's so much shit to mock.
>>1416774>strawpollYikes.
>>1417816Not really but I only watch the stars when theres no else is streaming at the moment so I never got too heavily invested in them. They're cool in my book
>>1417883Your family cannot be brought to the light. They must be purged.
>>1417823> didn't set up a phonecall segment>didn't get phonecallsTechnically no one called her.
>>1417814I'm perfectly sane.
>>1417033Enter roguelite arc. I'm sure they can get Isaac perms too if it actually comes out.
>>1417837
>>1417898I'm trying with all my might, but I can't even make out when the words start and end until she starts talking Japanese again.
>>1417892>Out of the ENs Ame definitely masturbates the most>He doesn't know
>>1417786Yes we do. I remember I was playing my brothers PlayStation when I was 11 and I put the controller on my vagina when it was vibrating. Gone at it everyday since then
>>1417838>Walk around desert for hours at a time>Most threatening enemy are a bunch of handegg uniform clad roman larpers>oshi falls asleep before hitting niptonYawn.>>1417881>Yab machine>Boring turn based combat>Old and ugly>Can't even do anyway because it's too non-PCOgey.They should continue playing the best Fallout of all time, Fallout 4. Beautiful aesthetic and graphics and endless quests, along with feeling like a hero all the time.
I've got an hour before I go to work, which one should I watch?
>>1417878Do you dress up as Naruto to your family gatherings too?>Look how fast I can run, grandma!
>>1417901holy fuck all this time I thought she was just talking nonsense
>>1417956L O N D O N
>>1417890>Temmahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-UqbZFC8sA>Miyabi + Astelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojO8kQbA5ec>Rikkahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taovL7D2rqc
>>1417786Apparently they do, but I haven't seen it myself
>>1417878You explain that either it's this or you're gonna fuck a real dog and they'll be a lot more accepting
>>1417965Anya
>>1417956>weTits or GTFO
>>1417935I wouldn't mind Kiara falling prey to Isaac addiction...
https://poal.me/jelwa6
>>1417965Watamage
>>1417654there's nothing wrong with eating your cum
>>1417961t. odd howard
>>1417434can't win against the dong
>>1417961I feel like someone is trying to sell me something...
>>1417956
>>1417956Thanks for the post Ame
>>1417956Post axe wound
>>1417965>>1417898around 55 times
>>1417592Morririn CUTE!!!She's the besto and pretty.
>>1417979I told them I wanted to cosplay as korone and they got really mad. It’s just a virtual dog
>>1417972You should've seen the live reaction from chat during that time.Literally everyone Japanese and English viewers were utterly confused and speechless until everyone found out she was reading a superchat and she tried to dissect it
>>1417786I can only go off personal experiences but my sister is basically Mori without the boobs and rapping, and she used to masturbate constantly when we were teens. We're both in our 30s now and I told her a couple years ago I knew about it and she turned redder than I've ever seen. Was pretty funny.
>>1417975>>1417890That is a totally rad post migo and anon
>>1417956I don't want to believe you but your typing style is exactly like a lolcow.
>>1417786Are you serious? Even a permavirgin that watches porn would understand women masturbate.
>>1417988It's feet by mentions but when watching her I'm always staring at her eyes.
>>1417592She's living up to her roommates namesake
>>1418013I wonder if you could ask a homostar and they'd probably just say "yeah, I do, doesn't everyone?"
>>1417438But what about the smell?Do you not have masculine semen or something?Do you not eat any food? What's going on here?
>>1418013>spoilerhow did you know.
>>1418017I can't believe Miyabi is on hour 11 of his 100 kill Apex endurance stream. Only 6 more kills to go.
>>1418012dear god
>>1417881As much as I like Fallout 2 the early game would absolutely filter most holos. Fallout 1 i feel would be better as its shorter more consistent experience.
>>1418022Only because you can't see her feet on her modelIf she always had them on screen you would fap nonstop
>>1417786Yes they do, I used to share a premium hentai account with my sister back when we had to live together cause she was broke.
>>1417988Gura without her tail is a sin.
>>1418030girls can get loud
>>1417592wow i actually thought it was tom for a second
>>1416723H-hey.. m-me too!!!
>>1418045Gura isn't that fat she's only got the slightest bit of pudge on her belly
>>1417988>No option to select all optionsYou fucked it up
>>1418035As fappable as feet are, they aren't expressive.
>>1418045cursed
>>1417956kooper?
>>1417774>sometimesSomehow deadbeats are both our elder oldfags and also act like they just came from reddit. They shitpost so well I literally can’t tell what their next step is.
>>1418030Girls can get loud when they climax. Eapecially when its repeat ones one after another.
>>1417953"Ah, hello! Today I want to teach Japanese to Kaigai Nikki! 'Poruka Oruka?' 'Poruka Oruka'? This is the word to ask when you don't know when...if...Polka? Is there. Poruka Oruka. This is a word for standard greeting! Poruka Oruka. And ask, 'Poruka Oruyo!' Here! Poruka Oruyo! And then reply, 'Poruka Oruka? Poruka Oruyo!'"
>>1418045>literally just a fat babyWhat is attractive about this
>>1418045Claiming anything is a sin while posting that toddlercon shit.
the thought of gura masturbating is so hot. probably does it in the tub every night right after the stream.
Powerful
>>1417478This is the first time in my life I've ever heard someone say yeet skrrt in that manner. What is you major malfunction, Moririn?
>>1418087You have to have a mental defect to enjoy an image like that, don't worry about it
>>1418076>>1418046wow its just my japanese hentais!
>>1417479roberu, astel, and tenma did trinero impressionshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EdQLFhvG8c
>>141777688! go back
Good afternoon NIGGERS, how was the bird collab?
>>1418076you can't fool me, anon.I've heard this LARP once before...
>>1418102If holos had arm tracking she would do the floss dance
>>1418087Gura baby
>>1418078Thanks!
>>1418011For your own sake I hope you are female, if that isn't the case I can only feel sorry for you and call you a faggot.
>>1418093i sure hope so.
>>1418115>How do you do, fellow anons?
>>1418115Generated tons of clipbait.
>>1418115Good
>>1418116is the sex pasta a bannable offense here?
It's gonna be a cool day
>>1418116do NOT post the sex larp
>>1418102this is my guh, there are many like it but this one is mine
>>1418149probably. Don't do it.
>>1418125*goes ssj god blue *UUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
>>1417831Abe would be proud Now come here anon
>>1418155That it is, rratposter.
>>1418027It doesnt smellWas it supposed to have a smell?
>>1418155It sure is, rratboy.
>>1418030Rooms side by side, poor insulation in the walls, and she wasn't as sneaky as she thought she was.
I always drew the line at toddlercon but with gura it kind of works for me, maybe because I imagine she'd still have all her (albeit limited) mental faculties
>>1417878kek imagine your poor mom or dad just trying to talk like a normal person and you keep linking some fucking hololive clips of some japanese vtuber giga autism
>>1418116sex...
>>1418087>>1418088It's tagged as loli though, just checked pixiv
My dick twitches at toddler gura? Is that bad?!
Gura..
Watch cunny bear during dead hours.
>>1417878>no similar images found
>>1418201UOOOOH! T u T
>>1418093Gura is so lazy she probably has a large, fuzzy, untamed, uncomfortably hairy bush.
>>1418149Which one, the everything a holo does is sex or takeshi's uwaaaa?
>>1417767Anon....shinove went with mori to the TT thing. He is a tard wrangler for all the homos
>>1418045>>1418125why did i get hard at baby gura?
>>1417831Assign me a cute one please, minister.
>>1418199Turn yourself in to your local authorities now before you get in too deep
>>1418198It's not 100% so they think they can get away with it. They can't.
>>1418168I WANT RAMY TO MILK ME AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>1418180makes sense, as far as I remember most girls try to hold back the sounds when they are shlicking on home.
>>1418202There's only one bear who's relevant here.
>Booted up Deltarune after a year of not playing it right after Flare beat Jevil>Quickly get to Jevil>Beat him first tryTell me, why can Holos not do circles?
>>1418168I want Lamy to baby me while stroking me with an onahole
>>1418149Probably but do it anyways
>>1417878what the fuck is wrong with you?! Do people just not hide their power level anymore?
>>1418158>>1418197>>1418162>>1418149>>1418116>>1418221>>1418251Ame's Sister is following her
>>1418236MATTE O I AM NO RAMYEL ELI AM EL LAMY
>I managed to get a Agnes Tachyon win in Uma Musume with a scuffed build>Flare killed jester>Polka had fun with her senpai in ARKToday has been pretty good so far.Thank you for reading my blogpost.Love you.
>>1417878start by taking your meds
>>1418115I really enjoyed it. It further cemented the idea that Subaru is the best collab partner for Kiara in my mind
Big beautiful belly… i love okayu… with oversize breasts larger then head, milk breast, vein breast… puffy nipple engorged sensitive to touch, pepperoni. saggy downward, heavy with milk. milk breast. wide hip and big breast. wide hip with plump ass. fat ass. obese ass. cellulite ass and dumptruck, 60 inch hips… thighs bigger than waist, massive cellulite legs like treetrunks. fertility. pregnant and fertile like goddess. twins in stomach, triplets, sextuplets, octuplets. overfertilized and worshipped… pamper for feed her. I love okayu... big fertile cat woman... plump her up and feed and breed my big wife, 10000 calories a day, I want to feed my wife nonstop.. hunt animals for my wife so she survives the winter. Then reproduce again…
>>1417878>Why are you like this
>want to find a specific roberu clip>scroll down >matsuri real face pog lolz i thought dox channels died?
>>1417872We are trying to avoid high risk pregnancies >>1418226Sorry all I have is homely girls from the countryside but with some makeup they're not so bad
>>1418232Of course they can, it's a drawing and there's a toddler tag over there
What the fuck is wrong with you niggas? The other day it was cum eating and today I learn you mother fuckers don't even know that women masturbate. What the fuck?
>>1418260Chammers is?
>>1418260Haachama!?
>>1417878why do people do this, do some of you really burden your family with this shit?
>>1418278I'll take 3.
>>1418243Why did you post a seal?
>>1417878Why are dogfuckers like this? Keep it in the closet like any reasonable human being.
>>1417878Autistchama...
>>1418261Luchador rammy for holofightz....
>>1418284Boring
>>1418276that fucking matsuri clip gets in my way everytime I'm searching something
What did he mean by this?
This is sort of off-topic but doesn't it seem like Mori is a carbon copy of Sydsnap or is it the other way a round?
>>1418261Why are gen5 the spic gen?
>>1417878>this is real
>>1418149It's from her room mate, so that'd be a yeah.
>>1418267Idk what any of that means, but glad you had fun anon!
>>1418282I want to believe its just dead hours funposting.
>>1418304>Luchador rammy for holofightz....holy fuck anon you might be onto something here
>>1417774It's like the more you let mori's essence in you the more you can channel 8-12 years ago.
So when is the Calligula lewd masturbation ASMR collab?
>>1418282Honestly I thought women didn’t masturbate because their periods do it for them, like the process of flushing out all the stuff is like how we ejaculate from our penises. That’s why they cramp and shit, cause it feels so good.I didn’t know they actually flicked their beans alone.
Konami WILL hand out permissionsYou oshi WILL play Duel LinksYou and your oshi WILL like it
>>1418284>>1418287Not the one who collab with Boa
>>1418282If you're so smart then explain how I do it
>>1418315What is the context?Did Kiara complain about not being actual friends with Pekora or something like that?
>>1418294You will have to move to rural Japan where the internet sucks, is this OK with you? If so provide me your contact details and I will forward them to the foreign ministry so we can begin your naturalization process
>>1418115Woah man you can't say that.
>>1418288They are trying to convert more people to the cause but since they suck balls socially they fuck upGood way of introducing someone is having them listen to one of songs or sending someone you exchange memes with a short clip, I recommend Fubuki's scatman
>>1418276>i thought dox channels died?If only. Tons still out there, despite being reported.
>>1418333Gura will play Silent Hill series.
>>1417878>>1418011please be bait, you've spent way too much time on the internet if you think this sort of shit is normal
>>1418282Hey, be fair, women like to pretend that's true, too.
>>1418315>RobrigadoDidnt even bother reading further.
>>1418333Man I miss MGS playthroughs.
>>1418332
>>1417774mori may have been here but she also has most certainly also been to tumblr during its prime *insert something about reflections*
>>1418315>RobrigadoFucking flips I swear to god
>>1418282
Does anyone have the one big image with all of the current Holos and their heights? I appear to have misplaced my copy.
>>1418315>search name>find facebook>SEAnigevery fucking time
>>1418333Maybe, but I won't like it.
>>1418282We need some femanons to educate is. No transanons.
>>1418333My oshi stuck in bronze because of all the smurfs playing meta...
>>1418282>ONE person posts that and suddenly everyone thinks that way?O G E Y
>>1418011
>>1418333I WANT SOMEONE, ANYONE, TO PLAY SILENT HILL 2 PLEAAASEEE
>>1418268>>1418274>>1418288>>1418297>>1418300>>1418319Urusai bakas, I know what I’m doing. I try to ease my family into it by playing funny clips on the TV but sometimes they’ll tell me to turn it off, I just pretend like I didn’t do it. Soon enough they’ll accept vtubers.
>>1418276report it to cover and youtube. the war goes on
>>1418315when you brand yourself as someones superfan its going to be very hard to climb yourself out of that pit to be real friends if thats even possible
>>1418332w-what
https://youtu.be/WEL9Xg06qDs?t=1713https://youtu.be/WEL9Xg06qDs?t=15925Important timestamps.
>>1418363>may have been here>may
I'm tired. I'm so tired. Every single day, every single thread, someone feels compelled to bring up how they want to fuck, suck the tits of, sniff the armits of, imagine the smell of some holo or all holos.What the absolute fuck is wrong with you? Do you only think with your dick? What do you think those shitposts add to the conversation? Is your sexual frustration going to go away because you bitch that you can't jam your Dimmsdale Dimmadong into an imaginary 2D avatar's vg? Is that what you want to spend your time on?You could be doing your reps, literally any reps. You could even be making a funny post. But no, you hornypost. Your brain excrement that spouts the most fucked up shit like it's normal. Allow me to make this painfully clear for you slowpokes: She is real. Her avatar is not. You cannot put your slim jim in the nether regions of an avatar. It physically does not work. No amount of bitching here will ever change anything about that. Just stroke your toblerone if you're that horny, but keep it out of my face. I'm not here to entertain your exhibitionist tendencies that your overweight ass is too afraid to live out in public.Dogfuckers and horsefuckers need not reply.t. chumKFtakobeatmate
>>1417842>nobody remembers itI remember the SM streams like the back of my hand because it was great>Imagine using missiles against Ridley
>>1418387Please kill yourself.
>>1418396>that first onethanks anon
>>1418387If not a larp you're fucking retarded.
>>1418387this seems like bait
I mean I knew some people are obviously virgins, but theres no way a majority of the people on /hlgg/ never even held hands with a woman. How will you know what to do with your oshi when she ends up going on a date with you?
>>1418332Every fucking day you fuckers post something so dumb it puts a smile on my face. Never change /hlgg/
>>1418045childfucker
>>1418396Oh shit, I didn't think to look at her reaction to Noel's name lol
>>1418403Did somebody say hornypost?
>>1418237The funny part is I wouldn't even have noticed if not for the fact she was always doing it to Disney movies or Titanic, and hearing the movies in the middle of the night caught my attention.
>>1418012The ENs being confused was one thing but seeing that even the JPs were confused was hilarious. I miss SM, man
>>1418396https://youtu.be/WEL9Xg06qDs?t=1324Also important
>>1418403I'm going to fuck Enma!
>>1418315>being friends with someone who is introvert as Pekora (also me) is not easy.Pekora's a flip!?
>>1418387Yes anon because that works so well elsewhere and totally doesn't lead to everyone else hating you because you keep shoehorning it into everything...
>>1418423expecting to go on a date with your oshi isn't really a healthy mindset anyway
>>1418396Erufriends... We lost...
>>1418423Anon....I have no hands...
>>1418332I don't have a peko distorted enough for this.
*w* did gura call anya?
>>1418317Jokes aside Gen 5 in general is something elseNene - Spanish and EnglishPolka - EnglishBotan - RussianLamy - JapaneseTheir Minecraft house starts to make more and more sense the more you realize how chaotic everything else with the Gen is
>Global is garbage>Dogfuckers thread is also garbageWhere do the fuck do I find place to talk about streams?
I came here to laugh at you chama cha
>>1418282This week alone we have had>Existential crisis counseling and discussions about the meaning of life>Cum eating and what is considered to be a healthy consistency and flavor>Talking about girls like they're an alien extraterrestrial unknown species>Timelooping back to September for fun and then actually getting sucked into a temporal black hole and begging for sweet release>Using cum tributes like a terrorist bomb and negotiating against hostages>SEA hours in a wave we have never seen before since the peace of finding our new land to inhabitIt's a wild wasteland.
>>1418429>she was always doing it to Disney movies or TitanicWhat the shit?
>>1418332Does this count as underage posting?
>>1418423Fuck outta here, unvirgin
>>1418423Holding... hands?
>>1418387the RP isn't believable anymore.Post a video of yourself playing a stream in front of your family or GTFO
>>1418441You WILL go on a date with your oshi and like it, mister.
>>1418456lmao no, she doesn't care about hololive at all
>>1418456there was apparently no segment for calls
>gura member prechat not open Uh oh chumcucks
>>1418396Also importanthttps://youtu.be/WEL9Xg06qDs?t=10572
>>1418457>aloe>all i really need to understand is when you talk dirty to me
>>1418396Flare laughs like an old grandma... Wait
>>1418442Shoehorning it? How is discussing my hobbies with my family shoehorning anything? I just want them to experience what I experience, and if they can’t then I will continue showing them.
https://jigex.com/zigj
>>1418462Honestly much more fun than the stagnancy that we've had for the past few weeks/months.
>>1418458Talking about live streams? Here.Talking about live streams when only homos are live? Tough luck.
>>1417786I rather my oshi play legacy of duelist (story mode decks only)
>>1418458Literally nowhereDiscuss them with your other personality in your head like I do
>>1418479Gura hates WingsCV and every attentionwhorefag
>>1418462You forgot cancer anon
>>1418479>he wants the usual attention whores to talk in chat for hoursIts better this way
>>1418316Mori can sing, rap, draw, and animate in a professional level, a damn good entertainer when it comes to playing games and all-in-all an interesting personality. Sydsnap is just a Hentai Bitch without literally any talent.
>>1418201uncensored versionhttps://files.catbox.moe/2wmzdb.png
>>1418479nice I never liked the place
>>1418475(You) and 99% of the losers in here will never go on a date
>>1418354Wow, I can't wait for her to get lost for two hours and be frustrated with both the shitty controls and dead-end maze-like map design.
>>1418479She only opens it when she's there watching it.
>>1418460Chama....come back....I need another El Cartel karaoke
>>1418479>Wings being an attention whore for 5h before the streamThank fuck it isn't open
>>1418423anon i was this close to not belonging here but then right before i was about to pull down my pants she started talking about how her cousin tried to rape her and my heart wavered (i pussied out) i never got to see her again and i never got to date anyone after
>>1418332What the fuck?
>>1418513Yeah sounds like a blast
>>1418471This isnt /r9k/. Many anons watch holos with their gf or wife. Even more had multiple relationships. Plenty of polls proved that.Yeah, yeah, do your little>polls
>>1417226unironically same and I've been around for long enough to be pretty familiar with my fetishes
>>1418479It's still more than 4 hours off.
>>1418513Then Silent Hill 4 is for her.
>>1418172Not always, but yeah sometimes. Like eating a lot of fruit changes the scent.
>>1417878>>1418387>>1418254The normalization of "weebs"/anime lovers in western society was a fucking disaster...
>>1418423
>>1418458no one watches streams buddy just wait for clipsor watch ENs
>>1418386>Decide to boot it up again on pcsx2>It's significantly more boring than I rememberIs this the curse of growing old?
>>1418462I wouldn't have it any other way. The rest of this site is just plain boring compared to the hijinks that go down in here
>>1418505I'm legit at work
>>1418484>How is discussing my hobbies with my family shoehorning anything?>if they can’t then I will continue showing them.do you even think before you type shit? jesus anon, get help
>>1418496I really hope you're right. Fuck that guy.
>>1418521that more seems like autism on her end to talk about that at that time
>>1418484>How am I forcing my hobbies onto my family?>I just want them to like what I like or else I'm going to keep shoving it in their faceOk, stop pretending to be retarded.
>>1418479Sounds pretty based to me
>>1418316Have you watched even a single minute of content from either of them?
>>1418462its also been less than 10 or 11 days since the Kanatan Endurance Experience
>>1417878>>1418297You either post yourself playing a korone video at your grandma's funeral or fuck off with your attentionwhoring this shit gets old fast.
>>1418524Don't reply to me
>>1418537maybe, I just love it for the story and because I'm an absolute baby when it comes to horror games
I LOVE REINE AND HER FISHING AUTISM
>>1418429>>1418463We're only halfway through the thread but it's already shit so fuck it.>Your oshi>Weirdest thing you ever jacked off to
Hololive girls are the vestal virgins and yagoo is the Pontifex Maximus
>>1418479I’m so sad she closed it, look at this amazing pre chat
>>1418518That was the single best karaoke hololive has ever seenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR9_XDHJmnw
>>1418430I've seen a couple comments and memes from people floating about talking about how in general some people who know Japanese still can't understand things she says sometimes almost like a reverse Haachama.And then that completely took the cake where not a single person understood what she said.
>>1418456No, she didn't even plan for totsumachi. Only karaoke.
>>1418332Good lord how young are you?
>>1418505Lmao I just saw some fuck open this from the other side of the cubicle. Already emailed our boss about it.
>>1418458Retard>/hlg/ prime hours they talk about JPs>/hlgg/ talk about ENs in their own hoursYou just gotta know when to switch between threads
>>1418533Underages especially want to force weeb culture into EVERYTHING. Like holy shit, the whole concept of power levels is gone now. Maybe we should bring back bullying and make them hide it better, no normal person wants to put up with this shit.
>>1418573>Mori>A dead eel
>>1418539I wrote "Uncensored version" and attached a catbox link in reply to censored cunnyWhat did you expect?
>>1418549it is. heard similar stories from a friend>she's on his lap>she says how he reminds her of her ex>steers the conversationaway>"but you know i kinda miss him">wtf again? >steers the conversation away a second time>you know you really look like him toohe then proceeded to EXIT SCENE by carrying her and tossing her aside then fucking off
>>1418533Kim Kardashian posting 2b on her main account opened a very, very dark hole indeed.
>>1418458
>>1418453Does this suffice?
>>1417584So the daily Ollie yab wasn't a joke. Huh.
>>1418569Based Ollie, collab with Zentreya when
>>1418605not the same girl btw i forgot to mention thatwomen may or may not be autistic
>>1418575>I predict Gura will either be late or screwed over by the meatload she made yesterday mid exercise...heheheheWas it scat fetishism?
>>1418569the face of someone who knows what she's doing
Opinions?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT6Pf28eCgQ
Wait the fuck up, Miyabi plays on Controller?
>>1418463Don't ask me, man. It was stuff like Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Beauty and the Beast. My family had all the Disney classics on VHS and she had our old VCR in her room. There was another one but I forget the name, some low budget live action chick movie with a weird name that started with R.
>>1418600The only thing separating us from the bronies was hiding our power levels. Please, not like this...
>>1418332a-anon?
>>1418639One of my favorite covers of hers.
>>1418640>MiyabiDare?
>>1418600>Maybe we should bring back bullyingKids get bullied for being super straight anon, this will never happen again
>>1417878>Took it from plebbitGuys...I want to go back when we were niche...
>>1418539>>1418591
>>1418533Remember when admitting that you love anime or video games would mean you'll get mercilessly mocked and bullied? Those were the days with true soul in both mediums.
>>1418639Good.
How long do the spammers stick around in another channel's chat after someone collabs with Coco?
>>1418387You should have been bullied more in school.
>>1417584Shes old enough
small puzzlehttps://jigex.com/6A3E
>>1418662Please dont unironically believe that shit anon
>>1418172it should smell like persimmon.fun facts: on top of it smelling like cum, english name for the fruit sounds a bit like "semen", korean name is literally pronounced "cum" (감), russian name is a euphemism for "хyйня" (a heavy slur), which means "bullshit" but based on "dick" instead of "shit", and japanese name (柿 - kaki) sounds like "poopies" for some slavs.
>>1418573MoriDead moose with maggots crawling over it
>Formerly Senior Concept Artist at RiotGames (LOL, WildRift)does anyone get higher-spec fanart than Gura?
Thread sucks, come on guys, post the funny picture, you know, the one that makes the thread good.
>>1418603Cunny T o T
>>1418562>It's been less than two weeks since then>Feels like it's been a month
>>1418675I didn't see them at all over at Mio's chat after the review.
>>1418695What'd they work on?
>>1418661Holostars wife
>>1418521That's fair bro.I almost got into a relationship with a girl, but one night she got drunk and started going on about how the Holocaust was a lie and TJQ and shit like how mercy killing cats was a turn-on.she drunk texted me last month and asked if Gura was more important to me than her. But I'm a Teamate. Women, man.
>>1418575I bet he doesn't even give a shit about Gura, he just likes the attention from chat members. Like just yesterday he sent a orange SC asking chat a question that I think was totally unrelated to Gura.
Lets talk about cum eating brosDid YOU eat your own cum yet?
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1370110807808311298
>>1418591Kek
>>1418707>What'd they work on?>(LOL, WildRift)
>>1418710>wasting money to talk to pre chatAre you this retarded anons?
>>1418697Okay
>>1418697Speaking of, why isn't there an ame frog edit?
>>1418709>how the Holocaust was a lie and TJQbased>mercy killing cats was a turn-onwhat the fuck
>>1418710You know he's HERE, right? Stop giving him attention if you aren't him.
>Studied piano since four>Can play dozens of instruments>Unending patience and enthusiasm>Being idol is her second dream after being told that the first one was impossible>Is so small she has to kneel on her chairThey have a seer in recruitment department, I see no other explanation
>>1418722I meant the characters/skins, thought that would be obvious.
>>1418697
>>1418719This is the consequence of putting off your reps 10chou....
>>1418713I've only tasted my precum. The thing is that when I cum, I stop being horny, so the idea of cumming in my own mouth would stop being appealing right as it's happening
>>1418695That looks kinda shit
>>1418713You can't replicate the magic anon. It was a good thread, let it end now.
>>1418697If you insist.
>>1418713my ex forced me to eat it when she first tried it, she said it was fair that both of us ate it at the same time
>>1418709>started going on about how the Holocaust was a liebased>and shit like how mercy killing cats was a turn-on.Remove from your friend circle
>>1418744They worked at Riot, so thats expected
>>1418659WAIT, SORA LOOK OUT!
>>1418695It makes sense Gura gets most of the spotlight, she's the most popular by far so most people want to ride her coattails by making art of her.
>>1418697>>1418729
>>1418639Good, but I like Pochi's cover more.
>>1418695I mean, Ina is arguably higher up than this
I wish I had a relationship with my sister like Amelia and Brother Watson. I was close with my sister when we were kids but we barely even speak now a days.
>>1418709>this is your mind on 2016 tier /pol/ fueled edgeyou dodged a canonball to the face
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Continuing counting posts of past threads.Results up to OP >>1416700: /hlgg/ has had 542 threads, 13 deaths, 812441 posts, and /vt/ post ratio of 57.3%Data https://pastebin.com/8gHwy7AY
>>1417955She has a bf or what?
>>1418713I did it once when I was ERPing with my e-bf and he told me to do it. I liked it
>>1418737https://www.artstation.com/zeronis-pkhttps://leagueoflegends.fandom.com/wiki/Paul_%27Zeronis%27_Kwon
>>1418734>after being told that the first one was impossibleMilitary?
>>1418738I still hope she will get to finish the tower, I want to see how she wanted to reenact God fucking shit up
>>1418748Why did that even become a thing? Did someone post this?
>>1418776lole
>>1418776Teakeks..
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M SO BOREDHORNY POSTING TIME
>>1418737https://www.artstation.com/zeronis-pkkind of a boring portfolio, but he seems pretty good
>>1418762Based
>>1418786lmao
>>1418773hlgg is reclining..
>>1418781Gay.
Now this is the point where I check out of the thread
>>1418441People with a healthy mindset don't belong here. All you ever do is brag about how healthy you are and try to lord it over others.
>>1418790No, Kiara tweeted something about thick water and an anon remarked that it has the same consistency as cum and it was all downhill from there. The power that the orange woman holds is astounding.
>>1418695I drew art for gura, got her to RT me a couple times and now I make 5x my monthly income from commissions. I don’t even watch her.
>>1418781Fag
>>1418689Not the /pol/shit culture war stuff.There's a tik-tok zoomer trend where kids call themselves "super straights" and dance while saying trad/pol/ nonsense. Dumb kids can't hide power levels.
>>1418810Didn't ask.
>>1418791>>1418794Not teamate, doesn't even watch her that much, that's why I was asking.
>>1418796Sounds good to me
>>1418814Klaius you leech...
>>1418781Real and gay
>>1418811meds
>>1418763>That danceHehhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k7gzMVRmlA
>>1418820Lurk 1000 years.
>>1418814Based Klaius
Global is fucking disgusting what the fuck is wrong with you? eating your own cum really?
>>1418812>>1418501
So after all the shit that's happened the past several hours, is the incoming barrage of learning and creativity streams the main course for today...or is it the dessert?
Puzzle...please...
>>1418760See>>1418814
>>1418814Fuck off klaius
>>1418781Faggots don’t belong here get OUT
>>1417624>that second lineyea right, what else is she supposed to talk about with Matsuri
>>1418814Legitimately based. Smart move.
>>1418811take them
>>1418786Nah, being piano teacher she started too late for that
>>1418441I WILL go on a date with Gura and I WILL marry her and we WILL start a bakery
>>1418814Based but also fuck you.
>>1418790This doesn't work. I do something similar except I also do some resistance training in between my jogging. I'm still 140lbs and my ass can still barely fit in my jeans.
>>1418820Then you are one of the lucky ones who missed it
for cute happy married couple
>>1418796HAG LOVE
>>1418847Don't listen klaius I need more Gura in holo outfits
>>1418836Protein out, protein in
>>1418848>Literal homophobe and transphobeGet lost chud. Reddits the other direction
>>1418753same, but i refused to eat it.
>>1418814honestly, it's a smart move to do things like that, just get your name out there by drawing some popular shit and let the people come to you, it's not even leeching since you're actually producing something in order to garner attention (unlike clipchannels that just take bits of streams and monetize them)
>>1418282I didn't even know women got wet until I read smut where they were talking about getting wet
>>1418818Based retarded nazi zoomers
>>1418713I used to do it a lot. Simply out of convenience, since it's a good way to do the most urgent clean up, before shit drips everywhere.But this one time, I had a bit of an infection, and my jizz was like slightly brown jelly. It changed my habits, though I'm starting to do it more again.
>>1418840It seems that people just can't get enough of her.
>>1418874What's with some /u/schizos and man hands?
>>1418882you succeeded where I lost
YA BE
>>1418836Teamates would besiege Munich if that's what Ame wanted. Eating cum comes as no surprise.
>>1418870Anon that pic is slightly younger than the site itself, it's been already proven that it doesn't work, only a turbo newfag would try this expecting to become a trap
>>1418901ENMA?!
>>1418863>she started too late for that>Studied piano since fourwhat the fuck
>>1418379what is tha? are you saying you arent tired of encountering the same motherfucker with water XYZ? i miss when that deck used the graydle engine
I'm not going to watch my oshi's stream today because I don't feel like it. Can I still call her my oshi?
>>1418814Clever drawfag
Ina please save these fucking threads...
>>1418901gura...
>>1418901Ina's fat ass...
>>1418894based
>>1418901AAAAAAHHHHHHH THE PIXELATED CHEEKS
>>1418902I'd eat my cum while besieging Munich if that's what Ame wanted.
>>1418830how old is pochi again?
>>1418875BOTAN PLEASE PLAY DUSK
>>1418825>>1418835>>1418845>>1418847>>1418861>>1418868I’m not klaius, he is retarded. he didn’t start doing commissions until this month when the hype had already peaked in october/november, I probably make more then him now.
>>1418901Ina ina inaaa
>>1418840Kiara doing basically nothing led to at least one anon tasting his cum. Sasuga...
>>1418879I know this is bait but man does it annoy me...
>>1418933Sure thing Klouse
>>1418814Can't really blame artists for wanting to make do by riding the latest trend. Kinda leaves a sour taste in my mouth though. At the same time it's kinda tempting to do the same
>>1418901I still remember the first time this was posted. How could a random ass get that many (You)'s is beyond me
>>1418910You need to start at one for that
>>1418863What, how can it be too late to teach piano? Just get good at piano then teach people, it's not a physically demanding job or anything.
>>1418931I can't imagine the dumb shit Dave would tweet out if she did
>All these unvirgins in the threadFUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CUNTS, YOU SEEP YOURSELVES INTO EVERY FUCKING COMMUNITY I GO TO. GO AWAY, STOP FUCKING FOLLOWING ME EVERYWHERE I GO FUCK YOU ALL I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU
>>1418901Abayo!
>>141893031.
>>1418933klauis...
Here's an NSFW Puzzlehttps://jigex.com/mziq
What the fuck happened to the thread. It's just pure chaos of shitposting. Its not even anti posting,its all just nonsense.
>>1418933Oh no, Klaius is reclining...
>>1418933I doubt you even draw desu
>>1418950I can’t be a virgin, there’s no way to inspect my dick and tell that I’ve had sex. You lost.
>>1418945>the girl was white, small, and has long curly hairgee I wonder why
>>1418933t. Klaius
>>1418933Did you at least SC Gura once as thanks for the extra attention?
>>1418964that's pretty standard
>>1418950anon, do you want to have sex with us?
>>1418933Ok, but I'm still thankful you drew Gura in my oshi's clothes.
I'm just amazed a SEAnigger is pretending eating your own cum is new or something.Surely they know about /fit/?
>>1418282>>1418462It's mostly just anons LARPing for (You)s. The "sent an ogey instead of a resume" guy was legit, but the rest aren't. I'll gladly take this over the other ways they get (You)s though.
>>1418950HEYJ W UHOWS IT HAPPENINENIN?
>>1418933I haven't seen that animator guy in a while. What was his name?
>>1418943To win the game you need to play it. There's plenty of regular /fit/ dude out there who could run circles around champions of sports but they don't because they never learned how to put their name out there or find someone who knew how.
>>1418423i don't like dating. i like watching her streams.
>>1418950>watamage wants to lose the source of his powers?
>>1418945the funniest part was people waking up and wondering what the fuck was going on
https://youtu.be/WEL9Xg06qDs?t=1691For anyone who missed it, Flare losing it at Noelle's name.
>>1418964First time in the thread during EN dead hours, Flarebro? This is better than SEAnigs running rampant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osyP9hRlvwUPizza dad wants to teach (YOU) japanese.WILL YOU ANSWER THE CALL?
>>1418864Just don't become a creepy stalking faggot. That's my only real concern
>>1418930If you assume she was 18 when her first work was published in 2007, she would be 31.
>>1418982Fuck off enma, let my oshi collab with coco you dumb whore.
>>1418972no I have never SC’d gura, why would I make money off her and give it back?
>>1418964CHAOS DAYOCHAOS DANE
what's with the tripfag? is there a reason for him to use it or is he just a random fag?
>>1418989Dudul? He just posted the Gura lifeguard at the bathtub like yesterday.
>>1418943Uses to think the same way but now I'm ok with it since 1- I have no poder over it2- doesn't hurt Gura3- I get a teuckload of good ser to enjoy.Si yea, you do you
>>1419015>oshi>wants her to get targeted by chinks
>>1418840>>1418896>>1418935To add on to this:>>1418723>>1418997
>>1418639Great cover, my favorite version.
>>1419000>Ina wants me to learn Japanese>Pizza Dad wants me to learn JapaneseI WILL NEVER LEARN YOUR SHITTY LANGUANGELEAVE ALONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>1418989He's still going
>>1418814Based. So who's your oshi?
>>1419027Drunkchama...
Anon you did do your Anki reps today right?
>>1418950Hey Faggots,My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
>>1418580Luna and Miko share a common JP woe in where even the JPs sometimes struggle to understand them
Temma... Miyabi/Astel... Rikka....
>>1419000watching cunny bear now, will tune in she finished because pizza papa is hella cool
>>1419046Preach it brother
>>1419058you forgot the pic
>>1419023I don't see one?
>>1419023Probably a deadbeat, they love attention
>>1418964This is the cum eating thread
>>1419046Calm down Astel
>>1419021>Why would I help the person that helped me get bigger?Also I meant like a 10 or 20 SC not 500 or some shit..
>>1418950weird, it's kinda like people reproduce no matter where anyone goesdo you think it's maybe like...part of our nature or something? such a fascinating and strange question...you've piqued my interest anonI think I'm going to try and see what it's like to not be a virgin for at least a couple minutes at most.
>>1419027anon, close the bottle already
>>1418901For the coomers, this is the girl this ass belongs to. https://twitter.com/kiwi_sunset
>>1419046Based Seaweed.
>Schizo hoursNow the fun begins
>>1419028Changs can lick my balls and anyone who is afraid of them can too.
>>1419047>gura replied to itTHEY ARE
>>1419091I shouldn't have looked at her face
>>1419046Seaweed....
>>1419086DIE YOU FUCKING NON VIRGIN DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
>>1419097Welcome to EU hours LunaitoMay I take your order?
>>1419107Both cunnyseurs
>>1419107slowpoke.jpg
***, what the fuck Risu played Undertale instead of Nier?
Do you rrats get in your guys heads? Like you know, you just can’t stop thinking about em because they disturb you. Some rrats really get into my head, like the gura graduating rrat made me nearly have a mental breakdown and almost went to the hospital. I started to sweat and my heart beat was increasing significantly, the thought of Gura leaving hurts me too hard to even fathom. Thank god for meditation, chanting “don’t let them win” and taking a cold shower really works wonders for the brain. Now I realize reality is malleable, in my head Gura will never leave, her spirit is right there next to my right ear at all times :)
>>1419122Simmer down bertha I'm only going to be a nonvirgin for a couple minutes
>>1419086I'M GOING TO ASCEND PAST HUMANITY YOU CAN'T TEMPT ME WITH PLEASURES OF THE FLESH, YOU CHEAP WHORE!
>>1419123スマイルください!
>>1419113eh, she's got a cute face and cheeks, but the piercings are a huge debuff
>>1419123EU hours? You fucker, it's like 10 PM here
>>1419047https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50p94kVSp8k>550K views in a dayJesas
>>1419139t. Deadbeat
>>1419107Klowse likes all of gura’s tweets, he did like dudul’s post but not the reply from gura. Why is this
>>1419139Every day I need at least one GURA ISN'T LAZY screaming session.
>>1419139you guys used to be way better at false-schizo posting.Step up your game, please.
>>1419149
>>1419124Uncensored versionhttps://files.catbox.moe/k3ac9h.jpg
>>1419147Become za Lamy
>>1418463>>1418642this was probably just to cover up the noise
>>1419156I wonder why
Remember when Kiara said she'd be streaming in this exact timeslot..?
You ever take a step back and realise how weird this thread must be to outsiders?
>>1419047I just noticed the Ina-branded dispensers. Nice touch
>>1419163CHLOE AND DOODOOL ARE HAVING SEX RIGHT NOW
>>1419091>nose piercing. why do women do this
>>1419173How much is a hug?
>>1419189And I am thankful every day.
>>1419184
>>1419185Chimkin...
God, this video is amazinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXb5KkZahkkHow long do you guys think until the technology for good looking cat ears one can wear and control will come?How long until vtubers will start using neuralink to control their avatars in really bizarre ways?
>>1419189That's a good thing
>>1416768Risu's impromptu Weight of the World is comparable imo
>>1419139the only rrat Im kind of ashamed that got to me is that Ollie is actually Chris and I've been avoiding her streams ever since because I'd feel weird watching some former member again that stirred up some bad shit
>>1418710WingsCV $20.00 Hey guys, Started playing Terraria. Still worried about the cactus boss Gura came across in her early Gameplay. Any Tips?
>>1419184It's popular in spite of the cunny, not because of it. Great concept and funny.
>>1419172Give me back my drink.
>>1419222
>>1419206Would you guys waste 20 dollars to talk to pre chat?
cum
>>1419091>implied nude onlyWhy do women do this
>>1419172>>1419209No need to fight, there's enough for both of you.
>>1419215it's not completely a waste if gura gets the money, but no.
>>1419195Who the fuck is Chloe?
>>1419197As her father you have to take a test
Talk about homos in here>>1419222>>1419222>>1419222
>>1419185she had to adjust her schedule to accommodate the duck collab
>>1419212HOLOSTARS GEN 2
>>1419156>550k views in a dayCan Gura even do that? I know Marine once got over 1 million views for one of her videos but I doubt Gura has enough live subs for that.
>>1419215Jew holo...
>>1419220Women are whores anon. There's no exception
>>1419234.................No..................................................................
>>1419234I don't wanna.
>>1419196Daddy issues
>>1419047>knew him before HoloEN because of a certain western lolicon artistKinda makes me proud that he made it,but his first animation of Gura still makes me wish he fixes it but of course he won't just because I want to.
>>1419242If she uploaded a short video, Gura would get near 1M in a day. VODs just aren’t as enticing for people to click on.
>>1419220It's a similar idea to why you rather coom to a holo teasing sex stuff versus a vshojo talking about sucking dick.
>>1419253>>1419255Please leave >>1419222
>>1419206>Hey guys, faggot here. Please pay attention to me and shift the conversation to be something related to me, thanks.I cant believe you wasted your time finding the SC, thanks I guess.
>>1419189It's not that odd.You guys have been super supportive of my Biohack project, at least.
>>1419234Anon your thread is in /jp/
>>1417584I guess dying once makes you fearless... or brain damaged, either works for her anyway.
>>1419242>I know Marine once got over 1 million views for one of her videosDid she?
>>1419253I will only ever accept Bossu and Robel posts in these threads. No ast*l niggers allowed
>>1419264fuck off j_godgo back to your thre.... oh right, you can spam the word "homosh4rt" anymore kek
>>1419267all i had to do was pull up the ytcfilter cached from last night and search for his name. it was the first hit.
>>1419271Not a dogfucker Not a faggot too >>1419222>>1419222
Gura announces a PremiereIt's titled "Important" and nothing elseIt starts and you put it on 2x because you are smartThe countdown ends and she comes up on your screenShe opens her mouth and says:> B!How mad would you be?
>>1419189As long as people are filling bottles with semen this isn't the weirdest thread i've been to
>>1419277Her sans fight got 1m in a day
>>1419172>>1419139It's not even being a schizo, honestly. Sometimes intrusive thoughts start to bother me a lot so I plug my ears with my hands and shout "STOP IT" 8 times. It usually helps to refocus myself and get my mind away from those thoughts
>>1419282I WANT TO CREAMPIE ASTELS TIGHT LITTLE BOY PUSSY WHILE HE TRIES TO NOT SQUEAL TOO LOUD
>1419282No one cares. Fuck off to /jp/ if seeing males triggers you so much.
Botan, embrace your slavs, play Loop Hero!
>>1419189at least once a month, even missing a couple hours can confuse regular posters, one moment you have people talking about a stream and out of nowhere comes a weirdo who gets a boner whenever he smells cinnamon, and then it stabilizes for a while just to devolve into cum eating discussions.
>>1419252Gura...
>>1419185I really hope she actually starts streaming Prime time
>>1419234>NO MALES
>Over 12 hours and still ongoingDoes Miyabi usually stream this long, or is he going through Astel's bootcamp?
>>1419292I call this intense meditation, some of you anons would be wise to try it. Just yell and get all the emotions out
>>1419298>>1419302Not sharing a thread with dogfucker and I dont want to share a thread with cock suckers>>1419222>>1419222>>1419222
>>1419253He's so smug for someone that came while an alien was watchinghttps://streamable.com/4f5d14
>>1419289Okay, but that's a VOD, not just a released video. It's a bit different.
Based antihomo saving this thread
>>1419184I SHALL BECOME SEX
>>1419298Astel is massive
>>1417584Anya wins again
SHEWILL
>>1419309Ina might not like that
>>1419234No
>>1419318schizo-sama...
>not only cum eaters they also like h*m*s>>1419222>>1419222>>1419222>>1419222LEAVE
>>1419318LOOK AT HIM GO
>>1419242her first terraria stream is above 700k, dunno the numbers of the first day but given how VOD works it was probably above 500k
>>14192425 second clip where she teases saying "a" but says something else instead, guaranteed hit if she ever feels like getting a bunch of views for some reason
>>1419311That knives out watch along was fun
>>1419289Undertale seems to be a huge buff, that's why it's funny numberchicken won't play it because it's ugly or whatever.
>>1419304True. We've had some fucking hilarious derailments.
>>1419304Rratmans Law of /hlgg/ Fluctuations
Post OC you've made for these threads. Pics, vocaroos, soundposts, clips, pasta, anything.
>>1419341NOT COLLAB WITH A SENPAI
>>1419320>Iofi
Why yes I love Hololive, that's why I'm spamming the thread with meta-discussion!
Homoposters need to stop replying to bait, you're acting like newfags
>Aruran is starting his JP learning streamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osyP9hRlvwU>Miyabi is still playing Apex (with Astel)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd7YLpoN40I>Rikka has been playing Cuphead for over 6 hours nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taovL7D2rqc>Temma still playing Loop herohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-UqbZFC8sA
>>1419326I am become Sex, destroyer of gens.
>>1419285I’d clap
Ina is so wonderful!
>>1419365
>>1419313Astel bootcamp and I don't think he streams this long usually
It is night and day how much easier normal mode is than Expert in Terraria. I've only ever played Expert.
>>1419375Lets talk about homos in our thread >>1419222
>>1419341>gura is a coomer YAB
>>1419375BASED
>>1418456Her birthday is in like 16 hours, today was the countdown stream
wtf google
>no males>all anons are malesbros does this mean we need to leave..
Missed the Subaru/Kiara collab (plus I'm a worthless EOP anyways). Any chance that ENs can come to the JP server outside of collabs?
>>1419091Thanks, dood.
>>1419368I want to like Iofi more but
>>1419289Man the numberfags sure have reclined. Marine has inclined like crazy since hitting 1M and it barely even gets brought up. Maybe they were real nousagis after all...
>>1419185probably when she finally gets to her new place once she confirms that it has good internet
>>1419229A lot of money goes to google and cover, so it is still a big waste
>>1419289>>1419319Most of them will be the same viewers cycling in and out during the Sans fight timeloop while the stream was live.https://playboard.co/en/video/g9pegmhQo7M
>>1419401Fuck off if you wanna talk about holostars you have your own thread>>1419222>>1419222>>1419222
>>1419397
>>1419365https://voca.ro/135e2kOXgJsT
>>1419401some of the anons are females
>>1419425Cope
>>1419402No they need to be in a collab to crossplay on another server.
>>1419402NoT.Enma
>>1419401Speak for yourself.
>>1419365https://streamable.com/0bsp9o
>it's schizo hours now until Ina's stream
>>1419429There are no women in these threads
>>1419435Eat your own cum>>1419222>>1419222>>1419222
i'll learn japanese after they get rid of kanji
>>1419429ew
>>1419425You know there's a whole board for your off-topic posts right?>>>/qa/
>>1419405I remember people saying Marine would stop EOP pandering once she hit a million, instead she ends up taking actual English classes.
>>1419375dont care
>>1419402The official line is that they can come in when they want, who knows the reality.
>>1419401We are all cute and funny here
>>1419429Im a female and I want to stick my dick between Kiaras thighs
You can tell the spammer's a tourist because he made an entirely new thread instead of linking the Holostars general that already exists.
>>1419428>12:59S-sugoi
>>1419382How can a single son be this based?
>>1419429Proof?
>>1419446you are wrong
>they're still replying Id prefer if every homofag and antihomofag would go to their own thread
>>1419453Doubling down....almost everyone at gen 3 is doing it. ALMOST
>>1419446womenchildren
>>1419429anon...
>>1419452>off topicIronic coming from a faggot talking about homostars in the wrong thread>>1419222>>1419222>>1419222
>None of the girls are autistic enough to play Loop Hero Bros....
>>1419365I've done so much it would just be a wall of vocaroo link spam
So how long has Rikka been stuck on King Dice?
>>1419365https://streamable.com/y46y98I finished making it before the stream was over, not that it says much when it comes to Kiara
>>1419479>C*rd-based gamebased
I hope they fix Roberu's rigging.
Ignore the retard and watch later when all his post get deleted
>>1419400Jesas...
http://poal.me/gbhfnnhttp://poal.me/gbhfnnhttp://poal.me/gbhfnn
>>1419382SOUL....
papa is redpilled on duolingo
BASED PIZZA PAPA SHITTING ON DUOLINGO FOR LEARNING JAPANESE
>>1419425>>1419447Until the mods say that Holostars are not allowed, you can cry all you want.
>>1419480Post your favorite one
>>1419426Glad you fixed the aspect ration friend
>Your oshi>Is this thread comfier without images (usually I mean, right now we got someone sperging)?
>>1419461post feminine dick
>>1419429We will never be a woman...
>>1419487>>1419481Are you lost? we dont talk about homos in here>>1419222>>1419222
>>1419487>YFW EN and Nene get the same 3d rigger as Roberu
>Papa shitting on Duolingo for learning japaneseBASED PIZZA DAD
is this the same faggot that was spamming Roberu's chat the other day? why do you let them live rent free in your head?
>>1419469did you fall for the HER/antiHERfag samefag, too?
>>1419285>It starts and you put it on 2x because you are smartDoes that still work? At best it seems to shave off a few seconds before the player snaps back to "live".
>>1419365For my anons.t.chumbudhttps://streamable.com/0lrvxbhttps://streamable.com/mf80g9https://streamable.com/odccdxhttps://streamable.com/9iebt5https://streamable.com/44aqeshttps://streamable.com/eyt1ishttps://streamable.com/hm2ejrhttps://streamable.com/w5l6idhttps://streamable.com/9nihkchttps://streamable.com/6t2vtkhttps://streamable.com/j12cpphttps://streamable.com/0q50tohttps://streamable.com/g8lcezhttps://streamable.com/du2b8mhttps://streamable.com/8o4od2https://streamable.com/ixcsgihttps://streamable.com/4tef9xhttps://streamable.com/o43zfthttps://streamable.com/p3s0bkhttps://streamable.com/guayqqhttps://streamable.com/onf8l6https://streamable.com/2frn7j
>>1419471Rushia has no reason to, she's rolling in cash. Pandering to EOPs might even upset some of her fans.
>>1419471I think Pekora might be doing her reps off stream. I have no idea about Rushia but if she can starting bringing her GFE in english there would be no limit to the money she could make.
>>1419492Fuck off poalfag
>>1419441If ur a girl can u dm me on Twitter I need sex
>Been slacking on doing my reps>Pizza Dad brings the reps to me with more to comeBased as fuck god bless you Pizza Dad
>>01419510>we
>>1419365https://streamable.com/4ztp6shttps://streamable.com/wq5gmhhttps://streamable.com/6brggahttps://streamable.com/rgio03
>WHY YOU LEARN JAPANESE?>I think English is all communication people>Japanese is communication only Japanese peopleBASED OLDMAN!
>>1419514I wonder how Gura’s duolingo stream is going to go
>>1419139>2024>Gura schedules it a little earlier than expected>[FAREWELL STREAM] Byebye!!!>30,000 people waiting>She doesn't get many viewers these days but everyone is here to pay their respects to the girl who put V-Tubing on the map>Some pre-chat discussion about the latest Lays commercial she was in, mostly just "I'm so saaaad :(" spam>She finally gets on, it's her 3D wearing the jazz dress alt outfit form her original song jazz EP concert>Does silly shark shenanigans and interacts with chat, a lot of "Thank you!"s for about 30 minutes before taking call-ins>Almost all kouhais, thanking her for either introducing them to Hololive or even tearing up a bit>The very few senpai left call in and Gura answers back in decently good N2 Japanese>Gura takes it all in stride and smoothly makes it a good time no matter what, from her years of streaming experience>For her final segment, she teleports to a stage reminiscent of a 20's Prohibition underground bar, spotlight and all>Performs her originals, the silly song from her very first EP, and "Smoke Gets in Your Eyes" by the Platters>"And now... For the very, very last song.... Drum rollllll, everyone!">The intro to Ride on Time starts playing>She makes silly sounds during the intro before the first verse, just like in her very first stream>Not like her first stream, her singing is full of confidence and masterful, from the breath control she learned from Mori last year before she graduated>Somewhere during the second verse her voice falters>Her brave facade finally crumbles and she starts bawling, rhythm in the background>She cries for a bit before sniffling and getting her voice back>Completely ignoring the song now, she begins to speak>"U-Umm... I just want to say thank you, chumbuds...">"Thank you, all of you, especially you diamond shark teeth members for supporting me all these years. Huahue... Umm...">"I love you. All of you. I made a letter, so this is a little off-script but.. I just love all of you so much. You've made my life so fun and amazing and words can't describe it.">"I hope every single one of you live a life that you love and enjoy, as much as you've made me love and enjoy mine. Thank you.">She debates reading her letter and then decides to instead post it on Twitter and makes a joke that we should print it out and put it on the fridge>Tears in her eyes, smile wide across her face, she finally waves goodbye and the screen fades to black>The dark screen is completely silent for half a minute before she suddenly squeaks out one last little sound before she is gone forever>"A!"
>>1419429Trannies and whores trying to leech don't count
>your oshi (male)>why you learn japanese
I WANNA FUCK FLARE AND I WANNA FUCK HER NOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!
https://files.catbox.moe/st2gkb.mp4I love ame!
>>1419525JP fandead love when Rushia speaks english though
>>1419510Don't care. Who is next for Holostar's 3d? Pizza dad?
>kiara isn't livehelp me cope
>>1419549>Astel>Fuck Japanese
>>1419505It took me longer than I'd like to admit
>>1419504https://voca.ro/1jY9GWvHFCXP
>unironically talking about homosThis place is not the same as before>>1419222>>1419222>>1419222Leave please you have your own thread
>>1419514Didn't he used to be a teacher? He probably knows this shit way better than anybody else in Holopro.
>>1419549>Wohoolad>I don't
>>1419541Astel redpilled him
>>1419544FUCK YOU
>>1419400Google adapts your results with your own interest, anon...
>>1419466https://vocaroo.com/19mYQFbzKmmQ
You guys remember Astel's 24 hour karaoke?Is it just me or did homos really start inclining after it?Was it just a coincidence or was that the ignition?
>>1419565Based R.Ratman. That one was a masterpiece.
>>1419571this deserves public ban
PIZZA DAD IS ON. GET in HERE.
>>1419365https://streamable.com/dge351
>>1419378Nene's cute and stupid approach is really working on me. She's so adorable.
>>1419514doens't matter if he isn't willing to DM Gura and tell her the right way
>>1419549Pizza DadI might as well carry through with what I started if I'm watching JP streams and might even want to localize my work or communicate with Japanese people to handle my work in Japan
>>1419542>Manko manko manko manko manko manko500K views on a JOP clip channel.
>>1419551>laughingsans.jpg
>>1419549Vinesauce JoelTo watch Polka without translators
>>1419544>"A!"THIS SUCKS IT SHOULD'VE BEEN "Z!"
>>1419578Cute
So is Luna doing an English learning stream or is she trying to teach us English?
>>1419595It's like looking at a mirror....
>gura found 3 heart containers in the same areaThis girls video game luck...
What happen to this place? why is everyone talking about homos? we used to hate them/vt/ was a mistake
>>1419541BLACK. SHIPS.
>>1419544do you take pleasure in torturing us
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1370127729295716353https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1370127729295716353https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1370127729295716353
>>1419609Description mentions Duolingo so she's learning today
>>1419549Pizza DadBecause Japs refuse to learn english
>>1419571You might be the worst anon here
>>1419613>we
>>1419613It's like 1-2 guys trying to cause trouble. It might even be (you).
>>1419365https://streamable.com/ci1t3y
>>1419488you called it
>>1419467Post a photo of your tits next thread, and I'll eat cum. Unless you are minor, then please go back.
>>1419571>talked about how doxxing fucked over Aloe>unironically doxxes Mori and Shark>backpedals like he didn't know what he did was wrongThis is bait, but I want to vent.
>>1419613/vt/ is vtubers with a side of /b/
>pic related fucks your oshi while you watchnothing personal, anon.
>>1419622Ame duolingo when
>>1419627I didnt include newfags
>>1419549Astelfuck that
Is Pizza Dad the oldest person in Hololive/Holostars?
>>1419565>Goo goo ga gaRrat seller is a chumbaby, based.
I WANI KANI!!!!!!
>>1419549>forsen>I don’t
>that eroge SCkek
>>1419622Every time I see a Holo post on twitter right before their stream starts I get worried.
>>1419541Pizzadad I kneel
>image board>can't post imagesS-sugoi
>>1419365Made a bunch of MTG cards if that counts.https://files.catbox.moe/yluji0.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/be7anl.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/a55xcp.png
>>1419641Chaos... I can't do anything...
>>1419636nta but at least he's an actual vtuber as opposed to Hero Hei or anybody like that
>>1419549ArurandeisuUntranslated games.
>>1419642Chat told her it sucks (they are right)
See ya fag [Bossu smug face_image]
>>1419541Fucking seaweed.....
>kiara thread>can't post kiarakikkeriki...
>>1419641My oshi's an incel........
>>1419613Fuck off Miko no matter how good your English gets I don't want to put up with your NO MALES shit.
>>1419641I can't believe Sans Undertale Man fucked my oshi Kanata 300+ times...
>>1419549>my oshi is xQc>what is japanese
>>1419549xq*i dont
Child gura was so wholesome and cute. What the fuck happened to her?...
>>1419678How chimkin?
holy fuck all this homo posting? really? I rather talk about Niji females over males
Would it be that hard for one holo to do a daily 15-20 minute memrise half zatsudan where they review their flash cards?
>>1419662how new?
>>1419647Either him or Botan
>Listens to Hololive ID to learn EnglishBased?
>>1419541Astel corrupted him...and by currupted i mean Redpilling him
>>1419647How old is he?
>>1419549Astellmao
Ame should remake all Am animal Kiara videos and just call themAme FrogAme Sheep
Clero needs to fuck off. This fucker stalks Mori's Twitter just waiting for her to say anything.
>>1419549>twomad>washashamga xd
Here's the /djt/ guide btwhttps://itazuraneko.neocities.org/
ENTERIRONMOUSE
WAH incoming....in about 15 minutes
>>1419627>>1419644>>1419702Go back newfags you will never fit in
>Ironmouse Mention
>>1419687She found the Internet.
>>141969115 minute streams would be pretty pointless since that's about how long it takes for the majority to filter in. By the time most people show up, it'll be almost over.
>ywn get kino calligula /u/art because faggot kiara forced the whole "gura is the daughter shark" faggotry and now all the calligula art is Calli as the father and Gura as the daughter, as opposed to having the two be equals and making out with each other.why is Kiara like this?
>>1419492>as soon as the homoschizo ban evades the anti-homo option goes from 1 vote to 2can't make this shit up
>Ironmouse
>>1419726>We
>>1419700Anya....
>>1419715I feel like you would also have to stalk her twitter to notice it?
>>1419544>gura making it to 2024DYRBI
>Ironmouse thirsty for some crusty old pizza
>>1419687She awakened to her inner mesugaki.
>>1419734That kind of stream would be for hardcore viewers only so most people missing it is a feature.
>>1419735Draw/commission it yourself if you want it so badly.
why did gura disable her pre chat
ENTER
>>1419718You will never be japanese
>>1419735she sees that she's getting cucked and is desperately trying to reframe the situation
I blame mori for this....somehow this is her fault. I feel it
>2024>Gura doing her graduation farewell stream>she's very respectful and reserved, but it's all bittersweet>As she's reminiscing about the past 4 years, she gets more and more deliberate and reluctant in her speaking>pulls a Wolf of Wall Street and tells everyone that she's not fucking leavingTHERE, YOU GET TO HAVE YOUR SAD FANFICTION AND I GET MY FEEL GOOD SHIT
>>1419724>>1419731>>1419737First Zentreya collab now this, wtf is going on
>>1419691They'd probably be too distracted by their audience to actually learn anything.
IM is fine so she gets a free pass.
>>1419735If you want Gura and Mori to fuck, just read fanfiction:https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Virtual%20Streamer%20Animated%20Characters/works
>>1419549SteveMREHa...
The whore is going to taint pizza dad
>>1419749it's always disabled until like a half hour before the stream. how new
>>1419757And she got away with it... AGAIN!
>>1419365Vocaroos of all the hilarious shit that gets posted here. Hit classics such as:ONE THOUSANDIF YOU WATCH ANOTHER GIRL'S WATCHALONG WITHOUT THE MOVIE140iqPrimal DamascusI FUCKING HATE MAHJONGCan I ask you a question? How new?Also if you see a sad greentext that makes you teary, that was probably me. I make sure to make myself cry before I post it so I'm sure it's actually really sad.
>>1419759Collab soon, the final yab is on the way
>>1419544>2024lole>30k waitinglole>not admitting her love for ame during her last streamlole
I know Pizza Dad claimed he was a teacher, but was he a JP instructor or something?
>Iron MousePoor girl. It really sucks she's going to die soon.
>>1419768>implying he is not gonna treat her like a daughter
>your oshi>how many times have you had sex?
https://files.catbox.moe/72x5w7.pngTHIS LITTLE SHIT
>>1419365I was the anon that got kidnapped
>>1419365Who would want to fuck Aqua, though?Who would want to bring Aqua home and immediately, passionately kiss her, while her brain short-circuits trying to process it? Kissing her deeply until you pull away, while she can only babble wordless noises trying to say something in how excited she is.Who would want to lift Aqua up like a bride from there, carrying her up the stairs, giving her kisses the entire time, before laying her out on the bed and taking off her dress?Who would want to tease Aqua senseless, licking her inner legs, flicking her nipples, occasionally leaning back over her to give her another deep kiss, sending her into such a daze that she's closer to an animal in heat than an idol?Who would want to bring their dick up to Aqua's face, and tell her to suck it? Who would enjoy her clumsy attempts, slobbering over your cock, with the only technique being her raw craving for you?Who would want to pull away, push Aqua back down onto the bed, pull her up by her legs, and slowly fill yourself inside of her, while her heavy panting disintegrates into an elongated moan of pleasure, as her mind fully gives into heat and passion?Who would spend the night filling Aqua out in every way you could? Who would want to mating press Aqua, lift Aqua up onto your cock and fuck her standing, slam into her from behind as she screams out her gibbering noises and lustful moans with every pump? Who would like it when she pulls you in every time you cum inside of her, begging you for more kissing, to the point where she only pulls away to breathe as she runs out of air, kissing you for so long?Who would want to fall asleep with Aqua in a mess of each other's love, Aqua being your loving partner, who is nearly addicted to kissing you at this point? Who would enjoy it when she falls asleep in your arms, kissing you even as she falls into unconsciousness, softer and softer each time? Who would joy her finally managing to let out coherent word after the night's events just before sleeping? Who would want those soft words, whispered to you, to be>suki, suki, suki, suki...I can't understand how anyone would like that.
>>1419777Fucking based.
>open Aruran stream>he's interacting with a f*maleIt's over... he's no longer pure
>from homos>to vsh*joWhat the fuck ?
you have 12 minutes to make 180 posts
>>1419792kek
>>1419726Based, I don't mind homo talk but it's plainly obvious the ones who obsess over them are new
>>1419759Ironmouse shilled him so he's grateful
>>1419790GuraI've had 12 partners. Around ~50 times? Lost count.
>>1419544Change the year to 2022 and I'll believe it.
>>1419792>>1419802kek
GURA MENTION
>gaurgura-san
>>1419804Wah?
>>1419792what will this board do when EN has a full collab with Vsho**
>>1419804Can I practice my WAH's
>>1419790Kiara0
>Gura MentionedTHEY ARE
>Same-sanImagine respecting Gura
>>1419731How new?Ironmouse oshi is Pizza Dad and it's a know fact for a while
>>1419814sure thing chumbud
>>1418573InaPosts on women's health forums
Do you guys think Ironmouse will remain a member until the days she dies?
>>1419823Rape Enma for allowing it
>>1419803I might really leave place honestlyIt's shit now
>>1419792>>1419787If you know your life might end soon why not do everything you can before that day come
>>1419817THEY ARE
>>1418573MoriRushia
>>1419749because it was full of retards for several months
So did Aki, Choco and Polka have to have their chats member's only because of the bugs?
>>1419349How did he get one of the absolute best 3D models in Hololive and then one of the worst 3D rigging jobs it just seems cruel
>>1419790probably GuraSeveral times with one person, but I was never able to reach orgasm because of years of chronic masturbating, and it contributed to that relationship collapsing completely.If you ever find yourself in a real relationship, stop masturbating
>>1419792Well at least she has a sense of humor
>Ironmouse joins papa membership>"I know you">Sorry, I know you want me to step on me but I can't hit girls
>>1419823Wake up
>>1419823VShota? MORI NO
>>1419790GuraI’ve never been kissed, only hugged. Pretty sure that’s normal though
>>1419790guranone
>>1419759a V****ofag a few weeks back said the girls there collectively got waterfalls while discussing Pizza Dad
>>1419759Melody collab soon she will help them with 3D stuff in futureEnjoy it!
>>1419759ID and homos are gonna bring the downfall of hololive
>>1419860Please understand. They only have female size equipment at cover.
>>1419854AFFILIATED WITH PIZZA
>>1419836She just now joined his membership though
>>1419790>Migo>Only once when an older friend of mine took advantage of me when we were kids
PAPA IS SHILLING THE ITAZURANEKO PAGEhttps://itazuraneko.neocities.org/learn/guide.html
>【DRAWING】Let's Draw, Start to Finish! Any Ideas? :} #Holomyth #HololiveEnglishKino incoming
>>1419749Yabs
>>1416700that artstyle gives me major wakfu vibesI need art of holos as wakfu girls...
>>1419749Because you're an annoying cunt wings
>>1419613You must of not of been here during the early JP days. There was actually a certain phase the thread went through where homos were acceptable.
Guest I'm going back to shitting on the homos now
>>1419790olliesomewhere between 50 and 100, all with same girl.
>>1419879Old men are too strong...
>>1419735Just for you anon. Vocaroo'd an entire Calligula fanfic a bit ago. https://vocaroo.com/1mEmB8PqeYj6Source: https://archiveofourown.org/works/29686374?view_adult=true
>>1419718This look incredibly useful, thank you.
>>1419790>Amelia>sucked two dicks if that counts
>>1419858Spam got pretty bad. At first Polka tried just covering the chat window by enlarging herself, but that didn't stop them.
>>1419849same lol but i dont know where to go though
>>1419790Amenone, but I'm only 22. Lots of time before that becomes weird.
>Fuck KanjiBased
>>1419900I blame Ast*lfags
7 minutes to WAH
i wani see kani
>>1419790Gura0, though I could of when I was 16.
>KANJI IS VERY DIFFICULT SO JAPANESE PEOPLE ->wow pizza dads eigo is actually pretty dece->JAPANESE PEOPLE..... DONT USE.... PEOPLE.... BECAUSE.... PEOPLE.
>>1419893Did she ever even finish the drawings she started after debut?
>>1419892Oh fuck I hope not. The library is gonna get rekt by copyright
>>1419883Somehow she talk less about sex than anyone in HoloJP while being a pornstar
>>1419910>7036 words>47:22Holy shit
>>1419849>>1419917If you find a better place please tell me
>>1419888HERE? HERE!
What's wrong with this schizos? what compels them to come here and shit up the thread if they hate what is being posted so much?https://i.imgur.com/NENcIix.png
>>1419932His vocab is kinda sparse but his teaching history is fully deployed within understanding context clues
>>1419934More people browse DJT threads than watch the papa, it's fine.
>Cunny is so cute!Based Pizzadad
>>1419790Reine2
>>1419904>GuestESLchama...
>>1419946Why, mental illness of course!
>>1419790Gura0
>>1419920This, astelfags made things worse
>>1418933/biz/ quakes before you anon
>>1419944>only Kiara stream tomorrow is the collabIt hurts
>>1419916Every holo should stream at the same time with Coco in the thumbnail just to spite them.
>>1419950Yeah, but Japs are total moralfags about stuff like this so if they browse it out of curiosity they'll report
>>1419917>>1419943I heard reddit is pretty good, some dragon told me.
>>1419946Actual schizo. Pretty sure it’s the same guy who spammed a holostar’s chat. Like I don’t even watch them but who the fuck cares? How fragile do you have to be to end up like that anon
>>1419790ame0
>>1419790GuraHaven't kept track, I pay for it a lot because I'm addicted.
>Wanny cunnyMe too, oldman...
>>1419946It's reverse psychology, anon.>Sperg out because of males>People talk more about Holostar's in response.
https://streamable.com/fno11n???
Do (You) think Gura will sing more songs for Ame tonight?
>>1419790GuraSame body count as Ame
>>1419890>kidswh-wha
>>1419790Ina1
>>1419790>Polka>does rape count? then 1
>>1419943Sorry, fag, but this thread is the stop of last resort.Nowhere else to go, so adapt or die mad.
>>1419943>>1419972Going to try /hlg/ I watch Ina and JPs if its bad then I will leave this website forever
>>1419982People were already talking about the homos though
>>1419946It's funny seeing your reaction, it's almost as if you're new or something fag
>>1419983Babymaking with Risu!
>>1419983Yes Risu, I can!
>>1419862>If you ever find yourself in a real relationship, stop masturbatingbad advice, cause if you find yourself in the situation where you don't have condom you'll regret it.
>>1419790I don't have one0
>>1419932Astel said it best, papa doesn't know how sentences work so he bruteforces it with the words he knows
>>1419991Were you the guy who thought he blacked out in a girls bed and all you did was "sleep" together?
>>1419999>>1420000incredibly based digits
>>1419962>homos talk about their oshi here and no one cares>one schizo starts sperging, spamming their chats and spamming hlgg >obviously it’s astelfags faultwhat did anon mean by this
>>1419792Ok thats funny
The takos in the Ina thread think shes too good for duo lingo and that she will just demonstrate how bad it is like a master schemer. Are the takos really this deluded? Your oshi isnt perfect everyone has flaws don't put her on such a pedestal because only disappointment awaits
WAH in 3 minutes. Fucking end the thread
>>1419991Who was doing the raping?
>>1419983I will show by excample.
>Certain word got global banned>Now the homo antis are just same fagging among themselves with the same tired argumentsWill this thread ever be free of schizos
>>1420017>split thread opinionsKys
>>1420017Her level is clearly above where Duolingo is useful
>>1419999>>1420000Babymaking quads... You guys win.
>>1420019haw?
>>1420017>Your oshi isnt perfect everyone has flawsSpeak for yourself. Gura is perfect.
>>1419982I dont think that would work, it just derails the thread to shitfling about the issue instead.
>>1419994Bye, fag, see you tomorrow
>>1420017Duolingo is shit anon. Everyone agrees.
>>1420017Takos are delusional, tribal faggots.
>Your oshi>If you could send them a sentence that they will read for sure of 10 words max, what would you say?
>>1420029Not until SEA is either nuked or sinks
>>1420000>>1419999Based....
>>1420037Gura doesn't like when you lie about her, anon.
>>1419849I'm only here because I'm watching guras vod on the side
>>1420029Anti thread....
>>1419613>weBut if you're serious, what do you expect people to talk about when only homos are on?
>>1420017I don't know why you'd post this here and not over there.
>>1420017Why don't you go say it there, idiot? What has this place to do with a split thread?
>>1420017There's a reason it's called the tentacult
>>1419375thank you delivery guy
>>1419853She's doing better now that she has a stable income and can afford actual treatment.
>>1419910based and meds
>>1420043Can confirm. I do hate Kiara after all.
Anal with Noel
>>1420044Kill the thread>your oshi>latinx?
>>1420044GuraI love you Gura! Please have sex with me!
>>1419365https://www.youtube.com/c/viedogaemshttps://archiveofourown.org/users/viedogaemshttps://files.catbox.moe/r0jfqb.png I'm also one of the ritual posters, but I won't say which.
>>1420044Gura when will you do princess asmr
>>1420029The word ban was obviously to curb a bot someone was running. If the meidos want to fuck with an autist that literally can't stop repeating their pet phrase, they'd just wordfilter it into something funny.
>>1420044AmeThank you for everything! Keep on moving forward!
>>1420029Wait, what got banned?Faggot?Sex?
Haw!
>>1420044>Kiara>Hey Kiara, I'm really enjoying your streams! Onwards!What? You think I'm gonna send some shortlived meme? Fuck you
>>1419991anon?
I hate ga
AAAH KILL THE THREEEEEEEEEEEEAD
-1 post
>>1420017>check thread>no mention of duo lingos-sugoi
brace for inapact
WE NEED A NEW THREAD FOR WAH
i hate hlgg
>>1420044luna"poo poo pee pee pee poo poop fart stinky haha poop"
KILL IT I NEED TO WAH
>>1420022My only friend back then whom I thought of doing a blood oath with until I learned that he actually wasn't the good friend that I thought he was
KILLING THE THREAD FOR INA!
>>1419996>pointing out schizos is newDon't know where you came from but fuck off, you are not welcome here.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
KILL THE THREAD FOR THE WAH
>>1420044GuraYou should buy proper frozen meals instead of "cooking."
>>1420098Nah
Is there anyhing noteworthy in the archives?
kill this thread first you faggots before making a new one
>>1420051Finally, someone with some sense around here. I love Gura but no one is perfect.
Wah?
WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT
THE WAH'S KILL THE THREAD BEFORE THEY GET LOST IN TIME
The WAHtrual commences.Ready the harvesters.
Sorry takos, no wah for you
ogey
>>1419976t. Canadian
kaoru...
I NEED TO WAH WITH IMAGES
You guys are starting to sound like YouTube chat
i love you, gura.
WARNING INCOMING WAHWARNINGINCOMIGN WAH
WAH
I love gura
>>1419988I was about 8 or 7 when we first taught me about sex and porn. He was about 10 or 11. We would need up jerking off next to one another until one day he just started fucking me in the ass and told me to rim him. I only learnt I had been exploited by him when I had moved overseas at 11