/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wah!

Did you guys multisell laplus?

>>13835012
I can't thank you enough Mikofag
I played ranked for the first time today since I just really really really wanted to play Mahjong, and I've never felt so confident in strategy and efficiency in my (several?) weeks of playing. I know what to do with my hand, I know what to do with other people's hands - everything is a bit clearer. I even pulled off a chanta like I said I would here
>>13835239
I even managed a junchan somehow, pic related
THANK YOU

>>13882823
I did until now, thank you for reminding me to turn my 2x off

>>13881052

>>13879635
Either the Soda cycle or the Burp cycle

>>13884616
>numbers tomorrow welcome
hmmm does that mean green or red

>>13884616
>towa money
doko?
Damn, this is the smallest I've seen Towa in a while, guess I just need to say Towa a bit more, though it's probably because I wasn't home for most of the thread to say Towa or somehow try to squeeze Towa into conversations/topics. I will do better for you, Towa.

>>13884757
Soda cycle! Soda cycle!

>>13884616
>tako value hour
I value the Takos, they have excellent taste in women

>>13885016
god that's really good Ina art. maid outfit, more ample bosom than usual, thicc thighs, TIGHT midriff. i die

oh my, this artist is some next level horny
why are so many of them covered in bandages...

>>13886344
Holy sex

>poi giving 2M to roboco
?????????????????????????????

>>13886344
>>13886477
>>13886555
checked

>>13886555
let's fucking goooooooooooooooooo
checked

>>13886555
Gomen, all my script problems should be fixed for now, hopefully. Updates from since the 16th of November. Besides youtube just randomly deciding to temp private videos on the api end. Fun fact, when youtube privates a video it seems to have a weird interaction were for a very short period it'll leave the video in a channels playlist and update the privacystatus tag but remove most of the other metadata. Rather annoying thing to fix.
https://pastebin.com/PWNsGmbL

I want all my fellow nasfags with patrician taste to see this drawing

Good night nasfaq

>>13886996
>patrician taste

>>13886922
Thanks!!

>>13886344
Yea, the dude's notoriously horny. Bandages are probably because of his fetish, which I can't fault him for.

>>13886996
>patrician taste
sorry, I was busy getting rid of the bandages on the less R18 version of this. architect thread is over there Mr. Sanders, Lord Brosnan is waiting for you
>>13887223
but have you seen this? now with 100% less bandages but still in a maid outfit

>>13887293
>have you seen horny Towa art by a good artist
Yes. Some artists just have their tastes, like rurudo's obsession with ribbons, which I agree with, that has also carried over into other lewd art of Twap.

>>13887091
おやすみ!
ああああああああああああああああ クロヱ セーーーーーーーーーックス
anybody know how to bring an IME suggestion back? accidentally clicked the "X" on "Chloe" and now it's gone
>>13887446
ribbons are hot. the bandages make me think they're suicidal or being abused. those are not hot. I only like "haha meme" menhera...

>>13887613
Bandages aren't really that big of a deal, they look fine in all his art and in most art with bandages, at least in my opinion. It doesn't really detract from it.

>>13887774
At least the Maririn he drew made it out unscathed.

uhhh...
note, JP6 numbers mean nothing for anyone other than La+

>>13888896
but lui is going to adjust today

>>13888951
she is, but I can't remember if she gets all her views at once or just today's
>>13886922
Roboco is right there in your script output, but what the fuck happened to Sora? did she get all her "Topic" videos assigned to her channel or something? did she even have any?

>>13888896
>Chloe cleaned her views
I see. This is the legendary "Orca Vanishing Act" that the Arknightsfags warned me about.

>>13889050
pretty much
music channel = all topic videos turn into actual views it also opens up the possibility of her getting the same treatment as Mori, hence the Soda cycle talk earlier

something fucky is going on with subs too. the "0"s that are still showing here AZKi and Mel had 1k subticks after nasfaq adjustment that then got removed...I re-wrote their #s in the sheet to the nasfaq #s. not sure how that's going to work.

>>13889150
come on suzy get your shit together
>Suisei Hoshimachi - Topic
>31.3K subscribers
>Auto-generated by YouTube
>Stats
>Joined Mar 25, 2020
>12,741,658 views

>>13889547
Honestly with sora becoming a music channel I'd be on the lookout for azki, suisei, irys and maybe watame doing the same
Ringo cycle when

>Choco STILL has almost 70% of her videos sealed in the ASMR Dimension
Fuck Susan.

If they don't have this they ain't a real music channel and likely won't count for the updates.

>>13889885
never mind the fact that there was a "Music" screenshot in the last thread

>>13890198
Oh, it's there now. Interesting, it took a few hours for that to update on my end

>>13890918
It's weird, the channel itself shows up in search results under "Music" as "TOKINOSORA"
methinks they're also changing something under the hood given the mid-day subscriber count shenanigans going on with multiple channels

>>13889672
If this really happens I wonder how much it would change the meta, Suzy I can definetly see as she has become a good coin, but the others? You could totally make money on them getting the susan'd but I don't know if it would regulate their prices enough to be good dividend coins also

>>13891053
Suzy having a routine dip but also fantastic dividends and payouts on daytrading would make her a lot more appealing in general. Right now I basically avoid Suzy like the plague unless she goes on a discount.
AZKi is a low-tier coin and her music, while good, doesn't get the traction Mori's or Suisei's do. It would be a really good week or two for her and then it'd be right back to the shitbin, except now with a wave pattern built in to her graph.
IRyS and Watame are already good performing coins for what they pay out, so I'm not sure it changes anything for them.

>>13883007
that's quick results, nice!
Junchan and Chanta will absolutely crush in Bronze and Silver because many people learn like 5 Yaku "the rest will come while you play" - no, it won't.
You will still have Nyaggers winning for their 1000 points Haku only hands, you will have losing streaks, we've all been there. Never forget it's gambling, take a break from it if you get tilted, it fucks with your risk-taking. Mahjong is a cruel mistress. Never forget that.

>>13887613
kurowe くろうぇ should have you covered regardless

Hello
im late to the post again aaaa

So which of gen 6 is your favourite, nasfaq?

>>13896094
The pink dog seems good, I love her design but I'll wait another month or so before deciding

>>13896094
Iroha, her strong points seems to be her technical skills which is a shame because her computer broke before her debut. I feel like she will have her fair share of "La creatividad" moments in the future

>>13896094
Koyori love all of them are great, very strooong gen

>>13896094

>>13896427
this artist is good

>>13896094
Laplus and Koyori seems cool
But based on the sub growth and debut, Chloe gonna mog them all if her later karaoke is a success...

>>13896448
>>13896427
>>13896367
based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlSzfEM5NcQ
New Azki!

>>13899113
azki cute!

There's not a single gen 6 chuuba better than any EN, makes you think.

this game sucks how do i make money

>>13885016

>>13899470
suck some top10 player's dick

>>13899650
Sucking yfp little dick...

How is the orca karaoke?

>>13896094

>>13901022
I love her https://youtu.be/lHlmqbIXMPU?t=1690

>>13901022
4 songs, 3 with bad voice. Aquarion is the one with the deep voice
https://youtu.be/lHlmqbIXMPU?t=1714

>>13896094
I'm going to be an Iroha chad.

>>13893892
Honestly I've yet to be genuinely tilted, the only things to have screwed with my risk-taking have been lack of knowledge/skill and trying to do daily quests. I've just been enjoying the game really, I don't think I'm going to get tilted easily

>>13902234
https://youtu.be/lHlmqbIXMPU?t=2542
she sounds fun. imagine once she's more comfortable and hopefully drops the CV for singing most of the time

>WU
>Check blue bird app
>GF taking a break today to focus more in her deadline
At least the next streams will be good

>>13901022
She is nothing special. I’m still waiting for Iroha’s karaoke stream.

>>13903939
>>13843078

>>13904218
There's nothing wrong with not wanting some menhera whore

>>13904288
de gozaru

>>13904314
De gozaru!

>>13904288
This. Fuck menheras, stable and healthy girls are the thinking man's choice

>copium reloaded
>boring JP6 edition
lmao

>>13904362
no, i want a menhera, i want polka or rushia or haachama to scream in my face then cry and apologise then try to murder me before apologising again and fucking me so hard in apology to "make sure your mine" that she milks your dick so hard you cum 17 times and shes STILL not satisfied but when you wake up dehydrated tired hungry and milked of so much cum you think youve lost your soul shes there cooking you dinner and making you tea/coffee. Altough not out of kindness, she wants you full health to fuck you to death again.

>>13904288
Chloe is a girl who knows how to utilize her feminine side. She knows exactly how to act in a way that maximize cuteness and captivate her viewers. She’s a very skillful yet dangerous girl in my book. Reminds me of Sora during her new outfit reveal.

>>13904314
God I want kiss Botan so bad

ohhhh i need to take a shit

ohhhh I need a nasfaq gf

ohhhh I'm fully prepared for the day.

update the booba rankings damn it. it's not rocket science

beeeeeeg:
chloe

medium you better not rank her > koone, ogayu, etc. look at the reference sheet
lui https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/virtualyoutuber/images/0/03/Takane_Lui_Concept_Illustration_01_by_%E3%81%8B%E3%81%8B%E3%81%92.jpg

koyori

medium hidden power level, bandaged
iroha

larger than only Ina:
la+

ohhhh I'm gonna play mahjong

I'm rich!

What do we call this one

huh?

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 28)
>Sora :: $9,999.65
>Lui :: $5,981.31
>Baelz :: $5,942.62

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 30)
>Calliope :: -$12,431.83
>Marine :: -$9,628.17
>Fubuki :: -$6,975.27

Overall Average Adjustment is $92.66
Average Upward Adjustment is $2,361.64
Average Downward Adjustment is $2,025.06

Don't get baited, have a good day, see you in 10 hours.

>>13905462
the usual brap cycle

>>13905298
I am stuck inside a basement please understand. In the meantime tell the Hololive Character sorter (https://damecon.github.io/HoloSort/)) to update their shit first.

guh, who farted

>>13905614
>stuck inside a basement
hot
was moreso implying that it didn't need a bunch of us dumping tierlists at you to figure it out unless you were planning on refactoring the whole list

>>13905686

>>13905686
>>13905725

>selling 9 coins
>buying 16 (some even with multicoin)
>still gaining liquid
I'M NGMI
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>13905764
just 5x your oshi and if you still have liquid over throw that into Marine, how is that hard

>>13905764
how?

>>13905764
you're not alone, but also maybe revisit some of those transactions
>Buying 17 coins
>Selling 16 coins
>only ▲$14,596.48
and the quantities being bought all outweigh the sells plus I'm being cheeky and 2x dumping Sora

>Iroha finally got people in her oshiboard
ikzzzzzzzz

>>13905801
stop telling people to buy Maririn
I'm starting to understand where some of my good fortune comes from. keep it up.

>>13905889
did you know?
Everybody always does the opposite of what I do and this is how I am there.

post 'em

... I have no idea why Suisei went up. At all.

>>13905971

>>13905887
>kuriri holdings
that's an alt

>>13905971

>>13905971

>>13906011
Then it's a pretty fucking shit alt
>5 Iori
>1 Sora
dumb little shit could have made so much more money with JP6 happening and with Sora/Roboco today

>I dont have an Ame beret
bubba...

>>13905689
It'll be the whole list. However if the sorter isn't updated by the weekend I'll just manually adjust it. Regardless remember that Towa is flat as a pancake.

>>13905971
I'm not actually sure how I went up this much. Mori should've put me in the red.

>>13906046
>Iori

>>13906062

>>13905971

>>13905298
would say kurowe is medium. medium-high, but still medium

>>13906108
what the fuck

>>13906055
Post wallet and maybe I'll make an auction for you

>>13905971
naaaa

>>13906136
No need, ill just gacha it out eventually...

>>13906077
somebody's got coom on their minds
https://i.wujituku.com/jmt/mm/2020050923/ipnuvnjcqsq.jpg
>>13906129
are you blind?
>belted/strapped up
>still massive
clearly not as beeg as kronii, sana, coco, noel - but running right up in beeg territory

>>13906046
>made so much money
>auctions exist
???

>>13906225
>3DPD

>>13906355
You act like you wouldn mating press towa's roomate

>>13906225
Man ugly face and I can see a glimse of the fucked japanese teeth

>>13906225
Well she's around mumei, miko, or ame level in my eyes. Well borderline big, but still medium

>>13906011
>israel

>>13906943
and that's a rather flattering photo of her
>>13906982
>mumei, miko, or ame level
these three are not on the same level

>>13907630
Ya can call me blind like >>13906225 but they are on my eyes

>>13906982
This is the reason why I don't judge boobas alone. The current numbers for those three are 0.43, 0.77 and 0.6.

>>13904790
That sounds really amazing

Good morning, I am buying Towa.

Shit, he's going to spam Towa pictures again. I'm going to hangout somewhere else then.

>>13909043
Would you rather he spam Pomu?

>>13908911
checked, but towa is a bad coin so I'm not buyin
>>13909043
for you

WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE STILL PLAYING POKEMON
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'M GONNA GO INSANE
BRING BACK FUNNY BLOCK GAME

>>13909264
Watch Sora

>>13909264
I'm sorry anon, pokemon is good for the nasfaq economy

>>13909264
>BRING BACK FUNNY BLOCK GAME
Tetris?

>I'm a fucking retard that only spams useless shit
Yeah, you guessed it right, i'm a kenzoku.

>>13906046
I play the game however I want. I don’t remember telling you how to play the game.

>>13910355
when is the /nasfaq/ plays tetris arc

>>13911006
no you don't understand you have to play the game my way

>>13911073
this weekend on jstris

>>13911103
I'm down for it

>>13911103
B-but the Mahjong arc only just started

>>13911487
Don't worry, for me it's still Mahjong. You can bet large sums of money on it.

>>13911487
Just play both?

>>13911519
I've yet to play for ACTUAL REAL AUTHENTIC fictional NASFAQ dollars, I can't wait until that time comes
>>13911601
'Arc' implies that the previous arc (Mahjong) ends, I was only jorking

>700 Miko cost around 11 Mil
>6 Mil liquid
>Cypher is 400 away from 10k
I will need to man up for 2 days

>>13911795
Don't ruin yourself TOO hard friend

>>13911902
My only chance is to 5x tomorrow as well, regardless of the price.
Where we go there is only fire and death

>>13911946
crush him

>>13912236
H-hot...

that is it
im gonna retain semen until i marry priestess

>>12371199
>$11,356,000 Watame
...
>118 hats in 57,146 rolls
>hat tracker get 0.2064%
$11,886,000 forgot to write the hat
$12,256,000 MioHat
$12,316,000 FubukiHat, MarineGothHat
$12,876,000 FubukiHat
$13,146,000 FubukiHat
$14,496,000 ChocoHat
$15,176,000 LunaHat
$15,826,000 NeneHat
$16,406,000 MatsuriHat
$16,626,000 InaHat
$17,086,000 MumeiHat
$18,106,000 NabiHat
$18,166,000 ShionHat
$18,256,000 InaEarsHat
$18,316,000 InaEarsHat
$18,996,000 NeneHat
$19,146,000 AquaHat
$20,396,000 MarineGyaruHat
$20,546,000 KanataHat
$21,020,000 LunaHat
$21,240,000 RushiaBun
$23,460,000 AmeHat
$24,140,000*** NabiHat, KanataHat
$24,200,000 PekoraHat
$24,280,000 FubukiHat
$25,040,000 PolkaHat
$26,480,000 InaHat
$26,810,000 PochiHat
$26,820,000 KroniiHat
$27,060,000 OkayuHat
$28,570,000 RushiaBun
$28,900,000 ReineHat
$29,300,000 LamyHat
$29,660,000 MarineGothHat
$31,050,000 ReineHat
$31,090,000 AmeHat
$31,190,000 AyameHat
$31,730,000 SoraHat
$31,760,000 HaatoHat
$31,790,000 SuiseiHat
$31,890,000 MikoHat
$32,280,000 AquaHat
$32,430,000 CalliopeHat
$32,610,000 KanataHat
$32,850,000 SoraHat
***up to $100k in rolls missing right there, rolled on accident with a changed username
165 hats in 78,640 rolls
hat tracker get 0.2098%
probably time to put this one to rest. other than my dumb luck, it's 0.2%

everyone elses superchat page is people acting like actual supers or linking porn and then towas superchat page is like an early myspace emo page of 4 people going "omg ~^=.=^~ uwu were so depressed im so depressed guys lets all have fun being depressed together"
at least theyre having fun.

>>13912820
this is normal behavior for kenzokus, towa thread is about the same

>>13912820

>>13914649
Look at her go!

>>13914684

>>13914747
my sides, I would've never noticed that

>>13912820
>at least theyre having fun.
>ywn have this
>mfw

Anon, you let the thread slip? Disgusting.

>>13917404
I let it slip on purpose so you'd step on me, thanks

I might oshi change to the orca

>>13917404
either bring discussion or start a timeloop if you want the thread to be more active, otherwise wait until hour 19 or something

>>13917461
i'm gonna say the t word

>>13917514
What the hell is the t word

>>13917563
tomato

>>13917592
Absolutely disgusting, you sicken me

>>13917563
towa

I'm surprised that no one talked about JP6, the only thing I saw was
>haha la+ sure went up
>do I multicoin or not
And that's it, even though Lui adjusted today she hasn't even been mentioned once

cypher, please don't buy Gura, I'm poor

>>13917563
tampa

>>13917728
lui is the worst of her gen so I mean makes sense.

>>13917728
boring and didn't go up by much, tomorrow and Friday will be full of picrel

>>13917756
tryna take a nap, already bumped once, leave me out of this
>>13917728
I am selling Lui 2x, selling La+ 1x again, and will sell them all 2x as they debut except Chloe

>>13918425
>nap
Grandpa tampa...

>>13918717
something something like fans like oshi

>>13918425
Quick question, what's the price you stopped buying Lui at?

>>13918717
if you don't nap you aren't living life to the fullest

>>13918840
this makes me wonder which fanbase is the most like their oshi

>>13918930
I'm not in thirties, unlike you

>>13918908
hmm. do note there was a gap between cheap 5x buys early on and "eh, might as well" 1x buys later. one of the only times MPP is useful is an IPO I guess...
>$10,273.69
>>13918974
teamates probably

>>13918908
didn't realize "my history" was in ascending order

A network

>>13919031
>teamates probably
Please elaborate

>>13918930
Make extra strong coffee, set an alarm clock to 20 minutes from now, drink it, and then have a nap. This type of power nap could revive a man back from the dead. I've abused it a fair bit during periods of intense studying.
>>13919031
Hate to break it to you but by my calculations you're losing about ~$7800 on multiselling 2x compared to your highest purchase price. You should have bought less... or now, pace yourself better.

That being said, how are your /lit/ reps going, anons? Did you read anything interesting lately, be it a book or a manga?

>>13919156
Goddamit plans

>>13919179
both like men kissing

>>13919179
no desu
>>13919193
I bought ~70 at those prices I bought 5x all the way up 460 @ $12,752.86 and went down to <144/day 1x . I know what I'm about.

>>13918974
Deadbeats because both Mori and them are KAKKOII

>>13919373
Hi Joe.
>>13919367
That 5x has gone for too long, unless you expect Lui to surge past 25k again... Even now, you're barely breaking even on it.

>>13919558
divs

>>13919593
Hardly an argument for an one-off payment, factoring in the opportunity cost of investing in an average-good ~10% ROI coin instead. How big do you expect for the dividends to be? 5k per coin?

>>13918974
No contests

>>13919558
t-that isn't me...

honk, multicoin needs a fee revamp, and >5x options. you've got 34 billionaires now congrats Koishi's Hat Friend we need a way to spend this shit

>>13919690
implying I'm not already buying average-good ~10% ROI coins? there is no "instead" - I get caught with my pants down every Friday with ~$30m+ - I just let zhonkbot take the wheel now with questionable multi-buys.

>>13919796
>Implying devs care about balancing the game after spending countless hours on a fucking gacha and a money laundering system
Yeah, no.

>>13919796
>multicoin fee revamp
>Friday with $30m+
This man gets it

>>13919919
>t. lucklet that can't profit from auctions and gacha

>>13919796
>I get caught with my pants down every Friday with ~$30m+ -
And I have 144k on a wednesday I'm spending 19k per cycle

>>13919796
I'm not questioning your trading strategy - just sending a bit of a friendly warning to be mindful of it, since at least looking from my perspective it is unprofitable. If I was a dick I'd keep it to myself, given that you're slightly above me.
Regarding higher multicoin options... sure. But from what I've seen, people still haven't fully cracked the 1x-5x multicoin strategies, so giving options up to 10x or 20x would really nuke some accounts.
>>13919785
Huh? There's someone else who likes deadbeats here?

>>13919978
>t. braindead retard that can't read and comprehend english
many such cases

>>13919796
>He is enlightened as to our multicoin future

>>13919987
NTA or Joe, but I’ve never thought that a specific fanbase was bad except for KFP in the first few months

>>13919987
>There's someone else who likes deadbeats here?
yeah, you guys are cool anyways.
why is it instantly me you think of when someone compliments deadbeats? I dont remember doing anything that would flag me for that

>>13920088
Average "Applause is the best, Deadbeats rule this joint" Joe

>>13919796
Further proof that you can't fix the game anymore without a reset and major changes
>reset
Yeah, you fucking ape, reset.
>but muh virtual money that i use as a means to not feel like a massive loser
Ok, tell me how to fix the never ending inflation without a reset with major changes then.

The only answer is the Great Reset

each time there’s reset beggars who offer nothing with their statements the more i wish for honk to only listen to requests on the floor and ignore the thread

Inflation is not a problem. Quit being retarded. Inflation's going to happen no matter what.
If you can't even identify the core problems, keep your mouth shut and your hands off the keyboard.

>>13920195
You fucking retard the problem isn't the reset, it's the major changes, literally no one knows how to fix this shit

>>13920195
Is that poverty I can smell?
Cry more you poor, pestilent newfag,

>>13920307
are you that fucking retarded that you literally cannot read english sentences? its has been said multiple times that limited coin pools based on performance is a huge step forward.

>>13919373
>>13920088
>>13920108
Can't stop winning
>>13920066
WAGMI

>>13920308
>look mom, i'm rich in a game about fake internet drawings using fake money

>>13920457
You're the even sadder faggot who's mad about it, cope and seethe and dilate

>>13920414
>limited coin pool
What do you do once all the coins are bought? Close the game? What about the newfags who would have a giant disadvantage for starting late? arguably, even bigger that the one they have now

>>13919785
aaaa my eyes here you go joe
>>13919987
NTA or Joe or that other guy, I like deadbeats too. Much like said other guy, there aren't really any fanbases that are bad timekeks y r u like this tho?
>>13920195
(You)
>>13920270
same
>>13920530
shh, can't have you actually THINKING and repeating the same reason this ridiculous idea doesn't fix shit and arguably makes it worse. they've heard it multiple times by now, you aren't going to convince resetretards that they're idiots

>>13920509
oh man, i'm fuming here

>>13920779
>he can make transparent gifs
maybe I'll have to learn ffmpeg after all...

>>13920530
I can tell you never traded in a real market in your life, good to know you're just a retarded poorfag, opinion discarded.
>>13920779
Another mindless drone, opinion discarded.

who let the resetschizo loose again?

Polka's Husband is so annoying

Tampa is so annoying

need...more shion coin...

Ahh shit, where are my meds again?

Okay hear me out, instead of doing a reset, we kill chypher, that would free up about 300k coins, and uuuh, you can give his liquid to me, I'll make sure that it stays safe

>>13920864
that wasn't ffmpeg I guess you COULD, it'd be sloppy and you'd have to fuck with the chroma key filter. I know it can read GIFs, I am honestly not sure it can output them
it's only 6 frames and animates in one tiny area, I did that shit by hand in GIMP, just autism
>>13920866
>real market
Good for you. This is a game.
Now answer the question(s): what do you do when the coins are gone? The game ends.
How do you rectify player driven AND adjustment driven prices with a limited coin pool? You cannot, everyone wants to buy at the same time, everyone wants to sell at the same time. For a coin that's "sold out" - there will be no buyers after a moon, similarly, nobody will be willing to sell when it tanks. There will be no "game" after the initial pool is exhausted. You can't handwave "limited coin pool, reset" without thinking more than 5 minutes past your ridiculous hard-on for an absurd idea, or proposing a mechanism for how the supply will be adjusted "based on performance" oh, good, there will be MORE coins after a moon, that nobody wants to fucking buy, and coins will DISAPPEAR when a coin bogs. fucking BRILLIANT.
make like soulsei and huff a fire extinguisher until you stop breathing, fucking retard
>>13921024
I try

>Deleting an account doesn't remove the coins from the economy, crashing the price and divs
boring
Also
>Polka's Husband and Tampa keep shitting up the thread
When are you gonna fucking stop?

>>13921198
seethe

>>13921198
Thanks for outing yourself as a retarded monkey, dilate

>>13921226
>>13921250
If you're going to make a proposal for a shit for brains mechanic, post it on the floor, or explain how it can actually work without being torn to pieces by a half asleep, self-professed retard.

>>13921199
Nothing about any of the below is "shitting up the thread" - complain about ERP hours instead
>>13919796
>>13920779
>>13921198
except for perhaps entertaining reset schizo

>>13921250
>>13921226
I accept your concession

>>13921226
>>13921250
Seethe

>>13921198

>only 6 frames
That makes more sense, also why are you even bothering with resetschizo, if anyone ever comes up with a good idea they'll post it on floor

>>13921501
boredom?

>>13921556
Fair enough

I am going to drink 2 litres of chocolate milk to check for lactose intolerance
Extreme but necessary, I have to let my innards die before I'm convinced
If I die shitting, tell my oshi I love her

>>13921737
press F to pay respects
make sure it's not that "Fairlife" bullshit - it's already lactose free. when in doubt, buy whole milk and Hershey's/Ovaltine/Quik, make your own
I hope you have a bottle of Pepto-Bismol, a fully charged e-reader/phone/Switch/tablet and a bidet

>>13921737
this mf gonna be shitting till next adjustment

>>13921737
I can't even drink two litres of water in a sitting how are you gonna do milk

>>13922052
?????
Are you defective or what??? Water should be no problem for anyone

>>13921832
I have a phone, a wireless mouse, and a direct view to my computer screen. The rest? Don't need em - this is a clinical trial baby, I want to see what happens
Full lactose, just checked the brand online
>>13921893
>ohhhh I need to take a shit
>>13922052
It'll probably take an hour at least

>>13920108
yeah well its not my fault applause is the best and the deadbeats are coolio
>>13920779
*mwah* ly tampers
>>13921737
if you are lactose intolerant, just drink milk anyways. Just gaslight your body into believing it can take dairy. lactose intolerance? just tolerate it lmao
>>13922052
>t. faggot who cant drink water seriously you are a failure, drink some fucking water.

>>13922094
>>13922177
>>13922337
2L is my daily intake not something I do in a sitting, after 1L I just get bloated

Yeah, not gonna read all that shit, friend.

>>13922177
>The rest? Don't need em
>bidet
Trust me, you are gonna need it

>>13923207
It's far too late for me to get one now

>>13923279
I'll see you in hell then,
t. mixing monster energy with whiskey for fuel

>>13923606
JOEEEEEEE
Consider smirnoff and monster in a 2:5 ratio (3:5 if you don't care too much about the taste and want to get drunk quicker), it's nice

>>13923606
If you ever get your hands on some cheaply, absinthe mixed with that mango flavored monster energy drink is a surprisingly good mix

>>13923606
joe stop this isnt good

>>13923790
Thank you, I will consider this information next time I come across both. Any flavor recommendations for monsta? The plain one tastes like skittle piss. I do kinda like the flavour of the white one
>>13923988
I dont think ive even seen a bottle of that irl
>>13924161
you isnt good shutup

>>13924420
i will save you from yourself

>>13924420
It's not a commonly found drink, and the availability depends a lot on where you live. It's a good drink though, second only to whiskey in my opinion

>>13924420
With smirnoff, white monster works pretty well. I haven't tried any other vodka combos but I assume that Pipeline would work well. I would suggest Pacific for the 3:5 ratio since it has a stronger flavour and won't be as easily drowned out by the vodka. Drinking is fun, but please be reasonable. Stay safe, your bros wouldn't be happy if something were to happen.

>>13924539
then: curiosity
now: attention
I shall now begin the search for this alcohol, arigathanks gozaimuch

>>13924481
>>13924610
there is nothing worth saving, everything is quite boring; average if you will.

>>13924946
They are usually pretty strong, so if you do find some, be careful with it. Cant recommend drinking it neat unless you want to kill your throat and/or yourself. Absinthe has a quite the powerful flavor so it is usually diluted with ice cold water before drinking. Adding some sugar is optional but recommended.

>>13924946
Don't discount yourself, friend. Your spirit is that of humanity, average - not perfect, but not a failure either

>>13924946
I'd be quite upset if something happened to you joeboy. Be careful, if not for yourself, which you should be, then at least for a worried anon

My saviourfag senses... I must save Joe...

>>13922337
>>13921436
>>13923279
Joe love. Tampa love. Nenebro love and RIP his asshole
How can you fags tolerate splenda with your booze? Put Red Bull in there you pussies, or cut the middleman out and go for broke, pour kerosene in there.

>>13919156
Buy networth doko

>>13923279
go get baby wipes or something, your cornhole is going to be raw if you are actually lactose intolerant
>>13922337
(*´ε`*)ﾁｭｯﾁｭ
>>13922177
>>13923988
>>13926188
checked
>>13929244
kekked

19th hour, enjoy, etc.

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
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IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
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ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
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HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

>>13929515
>19:00:00

>>13929515
>19:00:00

>>13929515
>19:00:00

>>13929515
>19:00:00

>>13929515
>19:00:00

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 6,926,297, a 0.86% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 111,714. There are 27 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 446,792 shares, or 6.45% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 22,941 shares, or 0.33% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 36):
>Miko :: +4.7%
>Sana & Shion :: +4.1%
>Hololive :: +4%
>Nachoneko :: +3.8%
>Fauna :: +3.7%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 26):
>Laplus :: -18.3%
>Lui :: -8.1%
>Mel :: -3.8%
>Sora :: -3.2%
>Mumei :: -3.1%

20 coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $139,445.86, which is an increase of 2.76% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $111,365,222,481.65, which is an increase of 1.21% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $16,078.61. A total of 21 coins are above this average.
>Pekora currently has the highest value, at $8,801,979,768.40 in total market value, or 7.9% of market value.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest value, at $126,599,220.27 in total market value, or 0.11% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 43):
>Sora :: +83.6%
>Roboco :: +63.4%
>Baelz :: +42%
>Mel :: +34.5%
>Mio :: +28.2%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 19):
>Calliope :: -33.1%
>Sana :: -27.2%
>Rushia :: -21.8%
>Marine :: -21.5%
>Fubuki :: -19.3%

24 coins had a sub-5% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $149,404,553, which is an increase of 10.24% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $236,532,745.90 today, an increase of 34.97% from yesterday's salary.

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 31):
>Iroha :: +93.5%
>Laplus :: +26.9%
>Civia :: +8.2%
>HLuna :: +6.6%
>Sora :: +5.3%
>Nabi :: +5.2%
>Marine :: +3.9%
>Sana :: +3.7%
>Polka :: +3.3%
>Kiara :: +3.1%

31 coins did not receive any Superchats today.

Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>Only La+ and Lui are counted. The rest of Gen 6 + Civia are not counted.
>21 coins adjusted green, and are currently trending upwards.
>14 coins adjusted red, and are currently trending downwards.
>13 coins adjusted red, but are currently above their pre-adjustment value.
>5 coins (Korone, Baelz, Ina'nis, Flare, Suisei) adjusted green, but are currently below their pre-adjustment price.
>3 coins (Rushia, Lamy, Kanata) are the only coins left that are on expected trends that have yet to intersect with their pre-adjustment value.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Cycle Average)
>Suisei :: $435.93 Down
>Ayamy :: $412.60 Up
>Gura :: $376.73 Down
>Laplus :: $357.89 Down
>Hololive :: $331.48 Down

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Cycle Average):
>AZKi :: $4.79 Up
>Aqua :: $11.40 Up
>Kanata :: $12.26 Up
>Nachoneko :: $15.33 Up
>Lamy :: $18.24 Up

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

Alright, so what the fuck is going on today? Did everybody leave their autotraders on or something? Surely you're not panic buying because of dividends on a Wednesday?

>>13932620
Good deals on good coins. Plus surplus liquid from selling Lap-chan and Lui.

>>13929515
Warning: Large Image Ahead
Good evening, welcome to the News Hour. This is your NASFAQ Market Report for Wednesday, December 1st

>>13932365
Sora….

>>13932365
>Suisei :: $435.93 Down
what the fuck

5x Gura was a mistake. It literally ate 5m credits under 9 hours. I’m still nowhere near from being in Gura “real” oshiboard.

>>13933723
the time for 5x gura was before multibuy was a thing

>>13932365
>Hololive :: $331.48 Down
??????
isn't holo going up

>>13932620
As more JP6 IPOs happen, people are going to need to buy more shit to keep up with the money they'll get from them, as of right now just with Laplus and Lui you have around 50k, tomorrow with Koyori that's going to jump to 80k, no to mention that today was a very good buy day

>>13932365
As off the market report from one week ago (Wed 24, >>13522473) Mori had 388,682 shares, that means she's had an increase of 58,110 shares in a week, or 8,301 shares a day, that's equal to about 56 players buying nonstop x1
This is starting to get out of hand, save me chartman

>>13939139
Those players? All me.

Hello There. I'm retarded and forgot to sort the sheet properly when doing the data for the M.O.V.E. Report.

Here's the Revised M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>Only La+ and Lui are counted. The rest of Gen 6 + Civia are not counted.
>2 coins (Iofi & Aqua) adjusted green, and are currently trending upwards.
>12 coins adjusted red, but are currently above their pre-adjustment value.
>3 coins (Pochimaru, Melfissa, Coco) adjusted green, but are currently below their pre-adjustment price.
>The last 40 coins are on expected trends that have yet to intersect with their pre-adjustment value.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Cycle Average):
>Calliope :: $71.35 Up
>Lui :: $63.58 Down
>Laplus :: $59.37 Down
>Marine :: $54.23 Up
>Rushia :: $33.88 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Cycle Average):
>Iofi :: $0.34 Up
>Ui :: $0.36 Up
>Ayamy :: $0.51 Down
>Nachoneko :: $0.62 Up
>Pochimaru :: $0.73 Down

This makes significantly more sense. Apologies for the fuck up.

>>13939139
Maybe Mori shouldn't be a little whore who gets 0 or near 0 views occasionally while also giving 2k+ in dividends.

>>13939212
Much better

>>13939212
Thank you for your work

>>13939139
I personally bought like 500 Mori in the last week, and that was exclusively buying her really good dips, not so much the lukewarm dips she has.
Mori is one of the most viable 5x Buy targets in the game because a good sale is almost definitely going to get you that 55% increase you need for 5x Buy to be profitable.

ENs take notice, this is how you're meant to do it

>>13939504
Post this here >>13901858, you'll get more (You)s

>>13939504
>ENs take notice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWF_UO9lgHY
Kronii is trying to explain mahjong to Ollie who has never played before.

>>13940294
tonight I learn how to play mahjong and then read mikofag's thesis

>>13940294
>nasfaq setting trends
THE MARKET IS INFLUENCING THE CHUUBAS

how is she still at fuckin 10 FPS. kronii get your shit together

>>13940418
As someone who is also trying to learn and read mikofag's thesis, my biggest take aways as a newfag are, don't ever call shit,you don't know what you are doing, force yourself to play with a closed hand so you can learn and don't tunnel into discarding honor tiles/ 1's and 9's, the rest I'll need to read again once I understand more

>>13940712
...this is just a trick-taking card game that you can't win until you've made a specific hand. This makes perfect sense, rules wise. Why did I think it was quantum physics?
"Hong Kong Mahjong" or do I need to be looking at a different ruleset?

>>13941271
japanese or riichi mahjong
https://riichi.wiki/Japanese_mahjong

>>13941322
I should've asked before I read the entire rules. Thanks. I'm in next time, prepare your buttholes.

The /NASFAQ/ Mahjong arc continues
Newcomers and experts welcome, the website sort of handholds you but if you're completely new then you won't be winning many hands (you might as well still play, it's fun even when you lose)
https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=56618

>>13941271
The other guy probably has it right, all I did was login to mahjong soul, ready funny cat's explanation and play against the AI

>>13941414
... I didn't even know there was AI, I just did a LOT of reading until I felt I could play people badly

>>13941399
hang on I'm fucking with Excel right now, give me a minute

>>13941505
One slot left, godspeed

>>13941472
bro... friendly match - > create room - > vs AI
>>13941505
dumb nyagger

>>13941505
...Zero slots left

>>13941637
>>13941586
I was taking the cat's exam, it basically explained the difference between riichi and HK yaku

you guys just doing friendly matches? or bets is possible in the future?

Relatively new player here, is it realistically possible to reach the top 50 this late into the game?

>>13941704
There'll be a slot open at some point probably
>>13941719
Friendlies, but we can make bets on the floor in the future maybe

>>13941808
it should be possible but it'll take you a while

>>13941808
Yes, but only with a good bit of time and lots of meta coin buying, oshi should be ignored.

>>13941808
Yes if you are willing to put the effort in to play the game well and it'll take time

>>13941808
Others have done it

>>13941808
It's going to be hard but it's doable, Applause and Tampa started both about 6 months ago, Applause is 48 right now (although he did get fucked by mori today kek) and Tampa is 24, then you have Triangle who started 4(?) months ago and is now 26 (also fucked by mori right now), ChronoBanks is also pretty new (he showed up during EN2 I think?) and it's at 57, for contrast you have Polka's Husband who's been playing for a while I think and it's 120, there's also some EN2 oshimarks around 120 but I don't really know if they are alive
Basically, put enough autism and you'll climb no problem, top 100+ should be relatively achievable with increasing difficulty, top 50+ is crab hell where you really need to play meta to climb, you can post wallet if you want advice (maybe)

>>13942257
Ctrl+F "Triangle" and "Applause" in the past auctions btw.

>>13942363

>>13941808
if you soullessly slave away at day trading, and abuse the fuck out of the dumps and highs made by adjustments and pick up as many meta coins as possible, yes.
if you plan on buying your oshi's coin, kind of yes, but you'll be much, much slower.

Christ. Never knew mahjong kind of complicated or I'm just dumb

>>13942363
Well, it is a way to climb I guess
what the fuck, did they suck yfp off or what (mahjong betting gone wrong!?!? ends sexually!!!)

>>13942701
Chronobanks as well now recently, not that their success isn't completely caused by such laundering, as they have very large piles of Mori, I think Applause and Chronobanks are the only real good recent references as a result, not Triangle. yfp calls them "sponsorships" but they're also active in the aggie when it's up...

>>13942633
You go in all confidently, then realize that you don't actually remember any of the hands and fail, it has happened to me tens of times this week trying to learn how to play...

>>13942257
Tampa is dead.

>>13942800
At least you have funny number goals to go for. I don't know what I'm supposed to post about for any fun numerals anymore except for when I pass Tower but that isn't very funny

>>13942926
i'm at least getting my 6666 i intended to finish back in september.

>>13943063
Good luck, don't think you'll hit it before target-sama though.

>>13942785
I have never once seen them talk about money transferrals in the aggie and I'm there all the time, but something's clearly happening regardless of where it is - the man's fortune is built on bad game design

>>13942926
88,888 for towa's birthday? or 88,2022 if you want to be more specific

>>13941808
Getting 100 is achievable at least, people around me are crabbing or dead, just don't oshicoin too early and fuck yourself by buying 1000 sana when she was on hiatus

>>13943063
That reminds me, I don't think you saw the thing I did with my wallet for 6666, so here it is again.
>>13943252
Maybe, but all the funny numbers I could go for are far away and it's still a drag. Her birthday just passed though as well...

>>13942785
>Triangle has gotten $135 (maybe I added up wrong) millions
>Applause $30 millions
>ChronoBanks $70 millions
Applause I'd still call fair, 30 millions is not that much at top 50, but the other two, jesas_peko.wav

>>13943338
bery nice. i'm only trading in 6s bar certain coins, though it isn't much different from trading in 5s.

SUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN. IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT SUSAN. WHERE ARE MY NUMBERS SUSAN?!

>>13943480
I used to trade in 4s but in reality its just multiples of 20 now except for the occasional cases, I'll try to make sure the 4s are more obvious I guess in the future now.

>>13943338
Not him, but you could try finding some wordplay with numbers ala touhou calendar making up dates with wordplay

>>13943546
I hope it doesn't update for more red, I need to burn some money I'm pretty sure that Mori is wrong, today she got the Susan, but yesterday she had Usseewa cover + Jump King DLC end, that shit should be in the millions range, and that's not even including her natural VOD views

>>13943833
Mori can get additional braps anywhere between now and adjustment and they still count. Sora now too.

>>13943963
oh right, sometimes this shit goes on for days soda noooooo

>>13944078

>>13944130
wait does anyone have a webm of soda getting murdered in divegrass? i remember seeing one but never saving it

>>13944192

>>13942926
108,000