/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wah!

VEAH!

Hello!

>>13851304

>>13852244
>wakes up
>gets the abayo
this fucking guy

I moved from losing "money" in vtubers to actually losing money in crypto.

>>13852244
>towa hour

>>13852229
>chloe sex already

>>13852244
>chloe sex
>enough reports
>hope cute
>oh man

>>13852244
>oshi theme
hmmm not a bad idea

>>13852877
oshi theme unlocks with a payment of 100mil

>>13852244
>play volume

gondor calls for aid? what happened to hololive's views...

>>13854074
the running theory is a video was privated for some reason or another

help, I can't stop
>>13854223
I was hoping someone's script caught the video going private. they ded.

will i get called a nigger if I oshichanged to la+ cunny?

>>13854560
>will i get called a nigger if I oshichanged
yes

>>13854560
nigger

Good evening, I'm buying Towa x5.

whyyyy are peeeeeeeeeooppllllessss SEEEEEELLLLLLLINNGGG LAPWUSSSSSSSS???????

wakanai

>>13854909
>tummy

>>13855683
I've done nothing but sell Laplus x5 for three days

Council > Gen 6 by far
All you faggots fawning over gen 6 don't even understand half the shit they say

>>13856377
(You) HATE money

>insert bait here
explain this

hello

>>13857062
>reply to bait

Who's the reason threads always go to shit and why is it Polka's Husband?

>>13857104
Hi!!

>>13857062
Honk is a nigger

>>13857161
He started it months ago, stopped, and now it's your fault

imagine hating on chubas for no reason

>>13857439
It's dumb, right? My oshi has done nothing wrong but mean chuds make fun of her

>>13857439
i like Polka but i hate Polka's Husband

>>13857487
I want to hate-fuck Kiara

>>13857563
CLASSIC EGG BEHAVIOUR THE CHUDCELS ARE AT IT AGAIN

>>13857439
I will hate on them, I will make anti threads about them, I won't watch stream and just parrot rrats, I will call each fanbase a bunch of cucks and I will fuck your oshi

>>13857685
t. picrel
why'd you skip leg day degozaru?

>>13857685
why are kfp like this

>>13857685
based

Kiara has been getting better. At least in her collabs.

I did think the 12 different anniversary remixes of her song and Holotalk anniversary stream in the middle of Gen 6 debut week is peak Kiara narcissism though.

>>13857896
would she really be Kiara without it? it's her trademark at this point
she's growing on me and I hate myself for it, her streams are really conveniently timed, burger lunch time if Mr. Koro isn't being an insomniac, it's Kiara or bust

>>13850762
I copy the hat based on proximity to other players and their oshi. Average people dont set trends, only follow them. and I really like moririn

>>13858204
if you follow trends why arent you a fan of josei posting

it actually makes sense to sell La+ 2x...

>>13858299
>josei
literally no one likes it, its off topic and clutters the thread. It only exists because people like to shit up the thread

>>13858453
Divs

>>13858456

>>13858496

>>13858485
oh yeah I forgot about those. still makes sense, I will have plenty left and she won't moon this hard for a while

>>13858456
when has this thread ever been on topic or not being shat upon

>>13858536

>>13858453
Only if you have a lot of her

>>13858560
6 months ago

>>13858456
>no one likes it
A certain tako seems to be a big fan of josei posting

>>13858601

>>13858601
where did it all go wrong

>>13858712
Polka's Husband, kenzokus, aggiecordfags, erpfags, dickpicfags. There's probably a lot of overlapping.

>>13858601
I disagree, 6 months ago or so people were complaining about me and tupac shitting up the thread all the time because we liked to insult each other

>>13858842
look at us now
list some maririn hats so I can money launder your ass up the leaderboard already

>>13858712
The lack of wallet volatility had a large part to play I reckon, please couldn't trade their whole wallets in a day and it got annoying/boring since they couldn't change enough. Now look at us, that situation is absolutely fucked
>>13858842
6 months ago he didn't even have an account

>>13858821
This whole list is false, except Polka's Husband

>>13858204
So you chose to wear Moririn's frankly terrible (fix when, devchamas?) hat because we're neighbors?
Cute.

>>13858921
And erpfags, come on

>>13858897
>6 months ago

>>13858971
Soon, but not 6 months yet
And I mean somewhere in May, not necessarily the 30th

>>13858885
>money laundering
No thanks I don't like it.
>>13858897
>>13858971
Close enough, I remember it was one of the first times people started complaining about avatarfagging

>>13858971
>missed out on 7k liquid by starting 2 days earlier
I can't believe my account is bricked...

>>13859131
>no free money
ogey, suit yourself
>complaining about avatarfagging
ironic considering what the earlier threads looked like

>>13859131
>>13859193
The only two valid ways of avatarfagging are when it is necessary (4cc), or when it's your oshi. The business larp was fun as well, don't kid yourself

>>13858924
>spoiler
It has SOVL!
I do it every adjustment, as long as I have the hat, I switch it.
no u

>>13859174

reset doko

>>13859230
4cc isn't even avatarfagging though, that's tripfagging
>business larp was fun as well, don't kid yourself
kek. most of it was terrible I did my reps

>>13859322
What kind of business larp was good and fun? Can you give any examples?

>>13859377
I agree with you, sure you got the right (You) there?

>>13859193
kronobanks might overtake me because of yfp stimmy, I'm starting to hate the money laundering meta

it went downhill when cypher became rank 1

Are you seriously not gonna reset the game? It's just a big joje now, can't even call it a game anymore. You have so much money available that you barely have any cost of opportunity tied to your financial choices. If you're not gonna increase the price of coins by a good tenfold, then just reset this shit with limited coins tied to performance or some shit.

>>13859446
Cypher ruined Nasfaq, Polka's Husband ruined Nasfaq's thread

>>13859437
sell me haaaaaaaaaaaats

>>13859456
I would also like to add to this, once again, that auctions just further ruined the whole game by allowing players to trade huge amounts of money.

>>13859417
Oh, don't take my question as an attack against it. I wanted to know the opinion of someone who generally disliked it, since your post implied that there was, in fact, some larp that was fun in your eyes.
Consider it market research, or just plain curiosity.

>>13859483
Sure, but first sell me some ame hats

>>13859456
Shut up resetschizo

>>13859502
I'd have to go digging through the archive again to read through all of it again, I only ran into a bunch of it doing reps for the captcha, "..." got me
Natsuiro Holdings is the only one that comes to mind, because he went full larp and wrote all of that shit in Japanese
a lot of the rest of it was really bad tumblr-tier stuff
>>13859599
no I need to keep my hatboard position. no sell hats. only buy.

>>13859456
here’s your one (You) reset anon, there will only be a reset when theres a decent plan for an overhaul of the mechanics and until that happens, there will not be a reset

>>13859456
>joje

>>13859610
nice counter argument, i'm sorry that you are retarded
>>13859630
that's the devs fucking job, they seem to take into account every retarded suggestion except things that would actually fix the game

>>13859490
I don't necessarily think that just trading large sums of money is a problem, the question is why. After all, mergers and financial transactions are also present in the real world.
Good uses of large money transfers involve i.e. betting or gigs a'la Takeshi's drawings (please deliver...), so player interaction.

>>13859322
You can let yourself be known without tripfagging, you just need an associated avatar
Most of it was terrible BUT INCREDIBLY SOULFUL
>>13859377
>>3080859
This shit right here
>>3245547
SPOILER TEXT, WHAT THE FUCK

>>13859618
So, full-on, professional-looking larp. No half-assed attempts. I see.
Thank you for your feedback.

>>13859669
its their “””job””” but they’re not all mighty geniuses and so they take thread suggestions

>>13859669
Let me guess, you want seasons?

>>13859713
you're welcome
I wrote really shitty larp a few times to try and bring it back >>5485311

>>13859812
fuck don't play my old soundpost

>>13859669
>>13859669
if you are seriously going to do this then post wallet and give actual reasons for it rather than
>bweeeeeehhh cypher has more money than me
or even better, post it on the floor

>>13859688
>>7511194
best one

>>13859688
>shipping existed back then
some things never change

>>13859937
I laughed
Very hard

>>13859937
my sides

>>13859937
>>7511194
Fun fact: There are 888 "A"s

>>13860040
priestess you nigger

>>13859618
Come on, only one ame hat

>>13860120
oi, u tryna rip me off?

>>13860120
I was supposed to be giving you money. You're bad at money laundering spaget.

>>13860255
>enter M trying to snipe

>>13860199
I honestly didn't know I have no marine hat. I remembered having a goth one

>>13860289
>>13860292

>>13860322
This fucker, when's holonations so I can go to war against him

>>13860407
idk but I'm ready to kill this gacha fox
>be me
>bidding high on these specific hats
>roll this shit
>$31,190,000 AyameHat
>$31,730,000 SoraHat
>$31,760,000 HaatoHat
>$31,790,000 SuiseiHat

>>13860458
I haven't rolled the gacha in months, is there a x100 roll yet?

>>13860255
I'm bad at a lot of things, don't worry about it. If you want something tell me and I'll make an auction not selling any yellow card and ame hats
>>13860322
oh so that's where it went
>>13860407
Can't wait to fuck him over again

This fucking thread literally has the attention span of a fly. It's impossible to have an interesting conversation about the game here. Go back to discord.

>>13860509
no. no 50x or 20x either. devchama lied to us

>>13860583
nyo...
>>13860567
cope

>>13860515
>Can't wait to fuck him over again
Investigator x M, OTP

>>13860567
>cums on your conversation

>>13860567
t. someone who hasn't posted wallet nor made a floor post

>>13860613
>>13860632
Reported for off-topic.
Kill yourself xD

>>13860670
Post wallet

>>13858543
but she is going to be 40k tomorrow

>announcing a report

don’t buy Towa

>>13860670
>Reported for off-topic.
should we tell him?

>>13860665
What do you think this thread is for? Kill yourself and take your family with you broken record xD
Reported for low quality post

>>13860706
>>13860715
Reported for underage

>>13860715
I have a feeling its the same schizo who complained about thread quality. Seems like they decided to contribute in the only way they are mentally able to. Pretty pathetic.

>>13860755

>>13860700
hello this is a special delivery from the cope department for a mr anon, I have a package here if you'll just sign please

Lick my asshole clean trannyjanny, ywnbaw

>>13860841
this isn't when they usually post
clockwork

based jannies removing the underage b&

>>13860929
are you not seeing the same numbers I am seeing? holopoi bout to have her at 2 mil views today when the numbers come in

>>13861024
but IPO adjustment uses black magic. I don't mind if she goes up again, I have more than enough to sell another day

>>13861024
NTA but I'll just 2x sell a bunch more then. only got room for 2 cunny in my wallet

>>13860615
>implying I'd fuck a french
Most I can tollerate is a canadian french

>>5485311
I've only ever heard rumors of the loud soundposts but holy fuck I didn't expect them to be this bad lmao

>>13861273
It actually made my laptop speakers die while trying to figure out how to handle such volume. That's impressive.

>>13861273
deepfried on purpose
>351 on the leaderboard
heh

>>13861273
We can add him to the list of people who ruined the thread

>>13861273
He didn't earn his title for nothing

>>13861457
post wallet
best underdog arc in all of nasfaq

>>13861457
Someone made a list of all the people to blame, it was something about celebrities

>>13861457
can you add everyone besides me to that list? i am the sole saving grace of the thread actually.

>>13861457
Do not shit on my boy Tampa

>>13861540
post name, most liked user in the game

>>13861571
it’s me don’t you know?

>>13861571
Cypher

>>13861570

>>13859688
why did this ship die? if it has this much history it should be alive and well no?

>takoside seems to be alive

>>13861652
Good. I hope there are no more takodachi will die... I've only heard about the calamity that were the takowars.

>>13861629
Someone new arrived

>>13861629
Nenepro... it wasn't your fault, you have to let go.

>>13861759
You better take care of your takowife then

>>13861512
>Best underdog
Plenty of people have done better. You only hear about him because he kept posting about himself and mikofag had a hardon for him, much better players than him stays quiet because they aren't attention whores.
Tako Instrument is actually third now, Konnui and Tower broke the old wall and stayed top 10 for a while. The haatons took the top 10 out of nowhere and stayed there. Rean past him and is in the top 15, still rising fast. Tempura and Gura's Toes also outperformed him.
He's in the top 30 with the rest of the crab club because of everyone above him abayoing.

>>13861868
Oi

>>13861903
I don't want to sound overly pessimistic, but when did Tako Instruments, Konnui, Tower, Haatons, or even Rean join?
The current state of the meta and the sheer amount of old money in the game means that you can daytrade like a god, own only 100% most profitable coins at dividends, and it'll still take you several years before you can get into top 20 if you were to start now.

>>13861903
Bro tupac literally started when everyone was already rich and he was the main hero of the
>dead game, newfags can't rise arc
He's living proof that with enough autism you can absolutely catch up and go beyond expectations, he WAS the underdog, and one of the best

>>13861273
thank god I don't hear any soundposts

>>13861894
Thank you. I do now, and always will. I wouldn't be able to forgive myself if my wife died too.

A network

>>13862092
Who even are the new "newfag underdogs"? Be it around Tampa's time, so early June, or after it?

>>13862248
soulless

>>13862248
Why are investigators like this...

>>13862248
watta buncha feggets

>>13862251
Well, sadly lambo and yatch posting have died so you don't notice them as much now, I'd say ChronoBanks is the most recent face in the top 100 that I can remember, and I don't know how old he is but I'm always keeping out an eye out for Simp & Son Holdings big fan of the nenebros in general
and ChronoBanks is kinda winning even if he's laundering money with yfp
>>13862248
I see that large machinations is still a rat

>>13861161
>tollerate
What toll rates are you gonna impose on canadian french?
>>13861759
Pentacle Ink. Art Supplier...
Adeptus MechINAcus...
Ina's Giant Cache...
rratman...

>>13862835
About 20 cents per mile

>>13861611
I went looking for the MSPaint "picture of cypher's wallet" and found this instead: https://archive-media-2.nyafuu.org/vt/image/1630/63/1630639871836.png then got incredibly distracted
here you go
>>13862251
ChronoBanks, WhatDoesTheButtonDo, Pudding Management Firm, アイラニウム・ナキリウム発電所

>>13862499
>>13862956
Everyone forgets me...

>>13861903
>revisionist bullshit that'd make Jabotinsky blush
>Rean past him
When do you think Rean joined? Tako, Konnui, Tower, Rean, all of the Haatons, Tempura, and Gura's Stinky Toes all predate me.
>>13863107
who are you? I can't keep track of everybody anon, I named people I've either rooted for or seen in the auctions or on oshiboards

Everyone always talks about Tampa rising and being the underdog but no one talks about Tampa mind breaking M just by buying Marine, that shit was funny as hell
>>13863133
CAM ON TAMPA BUY SAM FACKIN PIRATES

>>13863133
But naming myself directly would be pathetic, so the only hint I will give is: not far below you, and about a month younger.

>>13863242
Add in the webplomacy game for the full "mindbreaking M" experience

>>13863242
>Current Price $27,495.85
best I can do is 1x
>>13863273
oh, hi ▲

>>13863338
Hello, my often unintentional market/multicoin argument partner.

>>13863242
M still won in the end. He kept his top20 spot, and makes tampa seethe daily

>>13863614
>t. M
#23. Soon. SOOOOOOOOOOOON.

Another network

>>13863655
based

>>13863655
M can't stop losing

>>13863655
Was it you who did the money laundering graphs before? I wonder how things look like now, it's been a couple of weeks

>>13863734
it’ll just be yfp and then tower’s suicide gift

>>13863755
yes, that's all it will be and not it looking like I've been money laundering to Tako Instruments

>>13863755
who's yfp? I read last night that he deleted his account

>>13863755
Seconded I want to know how much money yfp has lost
>>13863924
His current name in the leaderboard is the brainpower song, I think he's 4th right now iirc

>>13863652
There is 365M between you and the top 20, 480M between you and M.
You're as far from the top20 as 32. Ame Doko is from you, and as far from M as 37. JFP is from you.
Don't be so cocky just because you passed all the bad players by attrition.

>>13864059
>passed all the bad players by attrition
>bad players
rude

>>13862499
>I don't know how old he is
Active since EN2 IPO, Started at around rank 500

>>13864157
its okay joe you’re cuter than he is

>>13864185
Seconded. Joe is cute. Cute!

>>13864059
>cocky
I'm not, you, if you were >13861903 you are were talking demonstrably false bull shit
>bad players by attrition
And you're still talking shit about everyone else.
What's your point?
Autism over time. I will prevail and be in the Top 20.

>>13864185
I want to eat josei cunny...

'With the disappearance of the leader of the Kenzoku, due to reasons currently unclear, the money laundering scheme seems to have stopped. Further controls on the remaining Kenzoku are highly recommended.'
Looking up from my typewriter, I sighed. With this report done, I have to re-read to make sure I didn't write anything stupid. Shadows start gathering in front of my desk, slowly merging into a familiar silhouette. He likes making this kind of entrance.
"Morning investigator, how about we order something from this new place? I heard it's pretty good."
"Fast food? I'm not in the mood for it. How about we cook something?"
"The fridge is empty."
"Fine then, fast food it is."
"Nice, see you later then."
And just like he entered, he disappears again. I lean back in my chair, memories flashing again in my mind: the disappearance, the start, and the end of my journey — all of that just for this everyday life that wouldn't exist without him.
Now time to go back to work. I still need to proofread this report.

>>13864157
i told you i'm coming up there, it's just, uh, taking a bit longer than expected

>>13864505
neat
M sniped your hat

>>13864520
I’m not home right now but if you ask I will give you money.

>>13864587
hi its me ur kenzoku gib moni pls

>>13864628
You don’t need assistance.

>>13864505
Thank you so much for the loreposts. They brought some fresh OP to the threads. I'll be waiting for the next story in the overarching saga.

>>13864665
this is true

>>13864587
no more money laundering for now. i am out as well, coke or sprite for lunch

>>13864740
Time of day? No caffeine after sunset Anon.

>>13864740
The choice is there, that’s all. Pepsi sucks

>>13864505
That business suit Ina is pure sex

>>13864845
Oh, sex?

>>13864845
All Ina's are pure sex

>>13864900
>ywn have a cute business suit wearing tako gf...

>>13864964
I don't know, anon. There are still some unmarried takos left.

>>13864985
Like?

Nobody cares, but I did a count for the first time in a while, and as of today I have collected over 32,000 blondecoins.
Cheers.

>>13865004
A lone widow...

>>13865053
OMEDETOU!

>>13863734

>>13865053
Congratulations! 64k in a month or two?

>>13865091
What's Brain Power doing in NASFAQ?

>>13865091
THEY ARE CHEATING

>>13865053
omedetou

>>13865053
Congrats. I only have 17k more coins to go myself before I can suicide in peace.

>>13864587
Hi, I'm also a kenzoku. Please give money

>>13865053
Congratz!

>>13865156
inheritance is the correct term, thank you. i will carry it proudly

>>13865091
It's all connected...

>>13865181
Alright, I’ll test you since you have the hat stack on. How many graduated chuubas are on Towa’s intro loading screen?

>>13865091
>-$850M
yfp my beloved, can I get some money

>>13865091
thanks for letting me know i spend to much on hats

>>13865091

>>13865249
should be 3

>>13865091
>Everyone giving money to Frieren
Disgusting....

>>13865339
Say their names, then. If you answer right, I’ll give you 3 mil when I get home.

>>13865091
koronesuki...

>>13865123
My current goals are:
>10k Choco
>3k Aki & Mel
>2.5k Haato, Flare, Watame, Nene, Polka, Iroha, Amelia, and Ui
>Goal on Sana, Civia, and Iofi already met so they're just there now.
That puts me at just under 46k, so 64k probably won't be until I start collecting the platinum blondes as well.

>>13865236
that makes it sound like I've died, I like the term sponsorship more
>>13865277
who are you

>>13865405
Sio, bora and coco

>>13865091
Smiles...

>>13865499
Alright, when I get home, I’ll ask you to put up an auction.

>>13865418
Marine's blonde too don't forget

>>13865558
Nah, don't worry I don't want money

>>13865053
Grats, BBB

>>13865662
ogey

>>13865635
The blonde's just a tassel, which is a typical trophy pirates put on their hats. The better question is what is it a trophy of?

>>13865722
isn't it obvious? theyre pubes

>>13865722
did maririn graduate some blonde chuba and take her hair as a trophy?

>>13865959
She takes a single one from each one she lays

>>13866110
that's a lot

I want to have children with Kiara

that is it
im gonna retain semen until i marry priestess

>>13865091
LIES AND SLANDER
THERE IS NO MONEY LAUNDERING IN NENE PRODUCTIONS LTD.

>>13854560
yes

>>13865091
im still on there rumao

Feel free to keep using me for money laundering
t. tako

>>13865091
There is money laundering amongst the Kenzoku, and I will become the main perpetrator of it. I will own up to my actions in the future.

>>13865459
I am you, but poorer

>>13865091
The bubbles next to yfp always list their auctions at the same time.

>>13866934
got any more of them hats?

>>13867099
only if you bid 10 million in each of my items

NENEPRO LTD. HAS NEVER EXCHANGED MONEY FOR NUTS, IT HAS NEVER LAUNDERED ANYTHING EXCEPT DITRY CLOTHES

>>13867322
Yeah and there's also no war in Ba Sing Se.

there is also no such thing as nasfaq gf

>>13867429
Heresy. Of course there are. But they aren't real gfs.

>>13867429
explain the heimin and the tako

>>13864520
dont even worry about it, you're the best

>>13867376
Smart man

>>13867495
how much longer until the suitowa song… they’re already good friends…

>>13863655
NOTICE HIM

>>13869238
but he’s not the only one multibuying his oshi

>>13869238

Make me

>>13869238
yeah no please don't
who the fuck are you

>>13869518

>>13869548
don't even try you don't have the filenames

>>13869238
>165/35
>4.7
MIKOFAG WHAT HAPPENED TO BUYING IN MULTIPLES OF 35

>>13869593

>>13869629
but I'm not done yet, graphfags fault to not go by cycles dividable by 7

>>13869632
I have enough of these to prove myself forever

>>13869797
All is fine then, tread on good sir

>>13869887
it was chance that I finished cropping Luna right when someone posted that. not sure who they are but I'm just fuckin with you bro

Hello!
I come with a useless report for you!

Here are the holders of ranks 20, 50, 100, and 250 and those immediately above and below them!

Merry 1st of December everyone! Remember that Lui should adjust tomorrow!

You'll get a flashbang today

>>13870136
mogu...

>>13870136
mogu...

>>13870136
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES

>>13870062
but who is my new fanboy wat

>>13870299
I've been replaced
no idea

>>13870136
did you flashbang us because the anon lusting after you didn’t try to court you yesterday

>>13870452
It still baffles me why someone would try to court me. Don't mind it that much though, but I just don't want to spam the thread too much.

>>13870452
I mean of course not. Why would I ever do that? It's not like I would spend an evening wondering where he went or anything. I'm busy putting together screenshots in paint and thinking about the leaderboard, I don't have time for romance.

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

>>13871373
>02:00:00

>>13871373
>19:00:00

>>13871041
I still wonder why you use paint

>>13870737
>>13871041
Okay, which one is it?

>>13862248
My wallet is closed how did you get me

>>13871373
>16:00:00
the new gen's adjustment will be good now, i can feel it

>>13871823
>he thinks closing his wallet does anything

>>13871823
>he lacks the knowledge

S-Sora chan?!?

>-75m
oh my fucking god what happened

Passing anyone when you are on the top 30 just means you are tryharding, no one up here cares about the game anymore

>>13872364
post wallet

Soratomo don't look

>>13872435
It's closed :^)

>>13872524
Did I stutter?

>>13854327
Ah, I'm not dead I just ran into a bunch of lined up coincidences that caused bugs in my script and unexpected behaviour from the youtube api. This resulted in the script outputting a few thousand entries in a few days each time I thought I fixed it. So I had to go through it and verify which things were valid and which wasn't. I've constructed the log so right now I'm just verifying the script is properly functional again and there won't be any more retardation from the api before I post it.

>>13872605
i can’t believe tft is dead

Best nasfaq rising stars
Season 0: Sneed
Season 1: Expanded Machinations
Season 2: Rean
Season 3: Koishi's Hat
Season 4: idk you are all shit
What they all have in common is not posting on this thread

>>13872807
all me

>>13872807
Big Plans doesn’t post on the thread because he got banned for being a retard

>>13872807
>he doesn't know
Gargantuan Goals is literally perma'd from 4chan for dick posting and doing retarded shit

>>13872120
?

>3 new ips
Hey plans

>>13874048
cope

>(46)
>(47)
>(49)
>(50)
He is talking to himself

>>13874389
Schizo, how would he even do that

BBB I want to thank you for the landing page in the F.U.C.K. report, it's quite handy, and it also doesn't break my browser when I open it

Towa…

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at 19:08, which is 60 cycles into the day.
Remember that yesterday's data was using two days, so some values (particularly the F.R.E.E. report) may be slightly off-kilter. Most values should be back to normal now, though.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 6,866,975, a 0.95% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 110,758. There are 27 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 434,058 shares, or 6.32% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 23,114 shares, or 0.34% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 45):
>Miko :: +4.5%
>Hololive :: +3.9%
>Nachoneko :: +3.6%
>Roboco & Subaru :: +3.4%
>Chloe & Mio :: +3.2%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 17):
>La+ :: -11.3%
>Ui :: -5%
>Kanata :: -3.1%
>Aqua :: -2.3%
>Sana :: -2.2%

1 coin (Mumei) had a net 0% change in volume today.
20 other coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $135,700.16, which is a decrease of 0.82% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $110,031,180,353.54, which is a decrease of 1.85% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $16,023.24. A total of 17 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $10,277,972,570.40 in total market value, or 9.34% of market value.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest value, at $128,771,561.10 in total market value, or 0.12% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 40):
>Mumei :: +41.9%
>La+ :: +32.7%
>Aqua :: +23.3%
>Calliope :: +19.5%
>Amelia :: +17%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 22):
>Miko :: -35.8%
>Nachoneko :: -33%
>Hololive :: -30.3%
>Fauna :: -23.7%
>Subaru :: -21.7%

1 coins (Pochimaru) had a net 0% change in value today.
23 other coins had a sub-5% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $135,521,255, which is a decrease of 24.56% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $175,246,890.92 today, a decrease of 54.2% from yesterday's salary.

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 28):
>Lui :: +30.5%
>Civia :: +9%
>Subaru :: +8%
>Watame :: +5.8%
>Sora :: +5.5%
>Ayamy :: +4.5%
>Fauna :: +4.4%
>Aqua :: +3.8%
>Chloe :: +3.6%
>Kiara :: +3.1%

34 coins did not receive any Superchats today.

Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>Only La+ is counted of Gen 6. Civia is also not counted, per usual.
>1 coin (Polka) adjusted green, but is still trending upwards.
>1 coin (Ui) adjusted red, but is still trending downwards.
>1 coin (Haato) adjusted green, but is now below its Pre-adjustment value.
>6 coins (Kiara, Korone, Moona, Ayame, Risu, Ollie) adjusted red, but are now above their Pre-adjustment value.
>48 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Cycle Average):
>La+ :: $100 Down
>Hololive :: $72.02 Up
>Miko :: $59.64 Up
>Subaru :: $42.95 Up
>Pekora :: $36.15 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Cycle Average):
>Pochimaru :: $0.14 Up
>Calliope :: $0.16 Down
>Coco :: $0.28 Up
>Nabi :: $0.30 Up
>Polka :: $0.56 Up

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>13874776
Glad it helps. I figured out a way to de-stress the Numbers Review tab, I'm just too backed up in Double Deadline Hell to implement it. In the not-too-distant future diving into those archives won't kill PCs anymore.

>>13875563
kani kani kani

>>13871373
>19:00:00
Warning: Large Image Ahead
Good evening, welcome to the News Hour. This is your NASFAQ Market Report for Tuesday, November 30th

>>13870136
Didn't M say he was conceding the oshiboard crown to "focus on the real oshiboard"?

Make the next thread

>>13872233
>>13872451
what the fuck. her channel is still there. the VODs are all still there. the viewcount on her channel is gone. the API shit its pants.
>>13870136
that wasn't supposed to (You) you, or anyone

>>13876501
we're on page 8 anon

>>13876501
I'm busy; make it yourself.

honk, if this sora stats goes in, she better go $100/coin. -75m must mean something

>>13876511
how long has her channel been a music channel? might've caused some fuckery

>>13876548
if it just got converted I meant to add

honk, let her adjust down to $100, no balls

>>13872233
>>13872451
>>13876511
Either for a little while Sora's channel was down or the API had some fuckery. The api is really weird and does a lot of weird shit. Case and example is that it'll not display videos in a channels playlist api request for a few minutes. Most likely when the api does this these videos aren't served when searching the channel playlist and on the like on the site itself. Why they do this, I don't know. I only know that it annoys the fuck out of me. So, it's possible the api is intermittently taking down channels from the api for a few minutes to verify something and poi caught it in that very small window.

>past auctions
who died?

>>13876548
I have no idea but I know what I'm doing tonight

Hey, matowa or target-san, put up an auction real quick.

>>13876548
>>13876607
it literally just switched
>>13876920
her views are back. tomorrow we find out exactly how much of the "new nasfaq scraper" is a new scraper...
doesn't the API only "check" views 1x/daily, UNLESS it's a music channel? she wasn't before. SB caught her at 0 views too. she will crash hard if honk/devs don't intervene
https://socialblade.com/youtube/channel/UCp6993wxpyDPHUpavwDFqgg

it fuckin unsubscribed me too? susan you slut

>>13877184
that's what i thought, thanks

>>13877177
very cute vid i saw it posted over there but i must ask why you require an auction.

>>13877383
I don't require one, just asking one of you two to put one up.

>>13877383

>>13877184
The api only updates views once a day if they aren't a music channel. However, there might be an odd interaction with the view counter when they switch it over to being a music channel? Can't really verify that without catching the transition for another channel with api requests once every minute. Can't even say go check mori's history because the transition probably occurred outside the api check period.

The scapper should be fine since we've had this situation previously and it worked fine.

>>13877622
>should be fine since we've had this situation previously and it worked fine

>>13877558
Not Tower, just plain ol' me.

>>13877672

>>13877672
>>13877622
Well, we'll find out if Honkler makes a post at the usual time in about an hour.

>>13877462
done

>>13877866
we'll split the money just give it some time

>>13877672
>ahh yes, the situation, the no one, do you know the situation? i pick up these... away! cause i don't fix it. okay? you understand? understandable! situation! yes.

>>13877866
This was a good effort, however, I am only horny for Kanata near the times when I wake up, thus I won't bid.

No, wait, Sora's channel is marked as a music channel but it isn't marked as an official artist. So it likely won't get the same treatment as mori.

>>13877900
>>13878043
so close

>>13878043
I wanna cash in that IOU...outbid me on the other Kronii hat so I can buy yours for even more.

damn that was fast. pleasure doing business with you

>>13878085
Good effort, honestly though.
>>13878204
IOU cashed in.
>>13878252
I'm in the thread right now, of course it would be fast.

How high can you go, Tampa?

>>13878868
Susan almost put you in the street brah
much higher, but I just got one in the gacha a few rolls ago. if you really want it, take it.

>>13879049
>Susan almost put you in the street brah
I was hoping to 5x Sora all day after the adjustment. Oh well.

>>13879301
her divs would've been ruined forever though, look at ayamy