/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Nene...

>>13787643
>Actual gura killer

>>13787643
Wrong species, try catfish

>>13787643
gura not even a great white, try harder

look away gura..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6rvrV6zb3E

The Gura killer has finally arrived...

>>13787643
THE APEX PREDATOR OF THE OCEAN, THE ALPHA OMEGA OF THE OCEAN, THE MEGALODONG KILLER. CHAMPION OF THE SEA, UNMATCHED, EATS SHORK LIVER AS SNACKS LEAVING THE SHORKS IN THE GUTTER GRASPING CANT BREATHE NO LIVER

ORCAS ARE THE TRUE CULPRIT BEHIND THE MEGALODONG'S DEATH

>>13788247
Gura is a Megalodon try again OP

>>13787643
why DON'T orcas eat people?

>>13792286
THEY ARE VERY INTELLIGENT ANIMALS, THEY KNOW BETTER.

>>13787643
Jannie WILL join UmiSea

>>13792286
They have attacked fishermen in past but were then destroyed in retaliation, they have learned from that and spread the knowledge among themselves

>>13792286
The best way to stay number 2 is to not mess with the number 1.

>>13787643
Dork shark
Dork Orca
Cute

>>13792236
More like dwarf lanternshark

>>13792478
the orca beached herself in her intro what did you expect?

>>13787643
When I was young, I thought the white circles were their eyes.

>>13787643
Ohnonono, we got too cocky, Cumbuds

>>13787643
The newest member of UMISEA

>>13792600
isn't that like intentional? It must be intentional from an evolutionary perspective same as butterflies having colours on their wings that make them look like a big face.

>>13792286
They're smart

>>13792547
Of course, they need a lot of headpats

jamie, pull up that video of the shark vtuber getting absolutely destroyed by a killer whale.

>>13792286
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Tom_(killer_whale)

>>13792286
Humans aren't enough of a meal for us.

>>13792286
>>13793169
>orcas are smart as fuck
>no RECORD of orcas killing humans in the wild
does it occur to no one else that orcas HAVE killed humans and t-they were just smart enough to cover up their crimes

>>13792286
They have, but they are actually smart enough to understand that its better for them if they dont, they are actually pretty fucking sick

anyone watched free willy?

>>13792286
It is rare for either to eat people. What happens with sharks is that they "test" unknown objects with a bite, where orcas "test" unknown objects with a nose bumb. Guess which one kills you?

>>13794480
Most sharks also can't control their bite strength
A test bite and a real bite are a the same, the difference is that when eating the shark will trash around a bit to cut off the chunk of meat

So Sakamata was the TRVE gura killer.

Gura is a Meg. Orca would have no chance against a Meg. Next

>>13787643

>>13787643
Blue whales are the biggest niggas on earth but their brains are smaller than an animal not even one-fifth their size? How do they even fucking function?

>>13797295
Why is that 5 ft human as tall as a 50ft megalodon is wide? What kind of retard made this graphic?

Damn its over... cant even get 60k viewers on her post-debut stream WITH 4 of them collabing
Whos the next gura killer?

>>13798914
Retardchama... You DO realize that the "Gura killer" jokes in this case are based entirely on the fact that orcas mog sharks irl?

>>13799502
I literally do not care. Who is the next Gura killer? Iroha?

Could you imagine gura getting dominated by her orca kouhai?

>>13799707
None. Gura cannot be killed, unless she gets really sick

>>13793169
>us

>>13799707
Only Gawr's bad driving could kill her. That or getting wrecked by the racing shark and proceeds to violently flip and hit a guardrail that shreds her to pieces. Or maybe Senzawa is the true Gawr killer. She's been biding her time, waiting for the right moment to return and upstage this dum shark loli and take back her throne.

>>13797295
I came here to post this.

>>13787643
How big are orca dicks? This is important

>>13800446
>Gawr's

>>13794081
I did! I remember there being fire on water or some shit.

>>13793169
>us

>>13793169
>us

>>13793435
Shhh, be careful, bro. The orcas are always listening.

>>13793169
>orcas are a type of dolphin
>dolphins are intelligent
>there probably are scientists that try to train them to use the internet
>us
get the fuck off of 4chan you fat whale fuck

>>13787643
>weight: 12,000 pounds
Holy fuck your oshi is fat.

>>13797142
an orca is half the size of one.
they hunt in packs and when they hunt sharks they do it for fun and attack them from behind.
they literally just hold them down and bite their livers out. their mouths are strong enough to take a megalodon.
you underestimate the orca

>>13797142
>implying megalodons would survive against leviathans

>>13787643
>they have a strong immune system

>>13787643
>ITT Orcaniggers don't know that Gura's smart and will choose to avoid a confrontation
https://youtu.be/Qa7WRAfGIQg?t=7610

>>13803009
So Gura hates Chloe.

>>13793169
>us

>>13797295
If we ever get a blue whale holo vtuber I expect her to be Sana-sized

>>13792286

Orcas are spookily intelligent. It wouldn't surprise me if they're capable of risk reward ratio analysis and can pass on knowledge in a way we don't detect. They know fucking with people isn't worth it compared to being able to eat everything else they want. By comparison cats, geese and snakes are dumb niggers that pick fights with everything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGAXOHWfl_I

>>13797142
>"Gura is a Meg. Orca would have no chance against a Meg. Next."
>Since the Orca pods hunt and fight aggressors on cooperation, they will likely ram the Megalodon at the gills and then circulate her in a three-dimensional style to kill the Megalodon. It is challenging for one Orca to defeat a Megalodon.
A squad of Orcas can take down a single Megalodon.

You guys are take sea warming seriously when Orca's stop biding time and use their 300000 IQ to immediately trigger their evolution into amphibious land sliders

>>13792286
Orcas are smart enough to know the difference between a real seal and a human floating on a surfboard.

>>13797295
Megaladons probably didn't look like upscaled whites

>>13797142

I thought Gura was a salmon shark

>>13806889

>t. WIkipedia
>As an apex predator, salmon sharks eat salmon

that's our Gura

>>13806936
Lol.

>>13793169
>us
Dear God....

>>13793169
>us

>>13793169
>us

>>13797142
Orcas were part of the reason Megs died out you fucking moron because they got out-competed for resources by the far more intelligent hunting of orcas and they needed far less calories to survive

>>13806889
>>13797142
Gura is a Gura shark.

>>13793169
Us

No wonder Gura went into hiding lmao

>>13797142
shut up, Meg

>>13793169
She is HERE confirmed.

>>13792341
Stop screaming, Mumei

>>13793169
No, but your enough of a meal for us

>>13793114
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_whales_of_Eden,_New_South_Wales
>Old Tom had earlier forced a small whale to the surface, where Davidson's crew had harpooned it.[1] Because he believed the buoyed carcass would be lost to an approaching storm, Logan attempted to bring the carcass ashore without Old Tom eating the tongue and lips.[6] Old Tom apparently grabbed the tow rope in his mouth and lost some teeth in the struggle,[3] with Brooks recounting that Logan said "Oh God, what have I done?" when he realised that Old Tom had lost teeth.[1]
>When Old Tom's corpse washed ashore in 1930, the mouth had abscesses from missing teeth and he may have died of starvation.[1][3][6] His death was reported in the 18 September 1930 issue of The Sydney Morning Herald as "King of the Killers".[1]
>Logan provided the premises for the Eden Killer Whale Museum, which still has Old Tom's skeleton, "partly out of guilt".[1][6]
Old Tom LOVE

>>13793169
>us

>>13793114
poor ole tom....
poooor toooom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYMxrK7zJoE

>>13801039
>pic related
>spoiler for a goddamn reason

Sure the orca's big, but she's no Ancalagon the Black.

>>13793169
>us

>>13814203

>the first nigga out of the water who gained sentience and realized the mistake

>>13813127
W-Watamage, is this meme magic your doing!?

>>13813721

this is the type of insecurity fuel that made humans start building

>>13787643
She's a gura shark though. Why do lorelets post their uninformed opinions?

>>13793169
Skadi why are you on /vt/?

>>13799709
I'm imagining it right now, and it is beautiful.

>>13813721
Holy fuck she's going to destroy Gura with that

>>13792286
Humans are disgusting

>>13793169
>us

Gura's liver must be delicious.

>>13787643
Do you know "shachi" means orca in Japanese?

>>13793169
>us

>>13816543
owo

>>13816543

It's also the name of a Hindu goddess

>>13787643
Gura has magic, you dummy

>>13816982
Magic deez nuts

>>13817434
*woosh*
you are now nutless

>>13793114
>humans and killer whales have been forming relationships since back in roman times
learning this really hit me
they learned to cooperate with people in their area and then some retarded immigrant would come in not knowing the culture and kill them
fuck this earth and fuck governments trying to get immigrants who won’t learn the culture of the land they’re on
(this is a classic case of why newfags to places need to learn the culture before say, posting.)
that story hurt
at least the Davidsons learned the area culture unlike those retarded Norwegians.
fuck

>>13792286
as dolphins, they know that humans are for sexual pleasure only

>>13792286
>
Dolphins drag humans down into their underwater rape caves which weren't discovered until divers started to carry radio beacons. Orcas are from the same family and they can shove three feet of prehensile dick into any of your orifices and blow your organs out the other end with the force of their ejaculation, literally blasting you into chum. Afterwards, they might swim through your bloody cloud of bodyparts and pick out your tongue to eat, they won't bother with the rest.

>>13817980
so irl not lurking moar can cause mass death and ecosystem destruction... reddit could learn a lot from these wikipedia articles
(this is also proof that lurkers really need to fucking lurk more)

>>13798871
156_meter_tall_king_charles_spaniel.jpg

>>13818037
>>13818040
rapist dolphinmind

>>13817980
shut the fuck up. why are you simping for animal-human relationships, the same tragedies happen in human-human relationships.

>>13818314
no I mean stuff like bonding over catching shit in the water and hunting together you sick fuck

>>13799709
what the
god
damn
fuck
is going on with her jacket
why the fuck would you wear a jacket that requires BELTS ON THE ARMS TO KEEP IT FROM FALLING OFF
Fucking god damn it anime, do you not understand clothes?!

>>13793114
>Mobile

Fucking faggot

>>13793169
why is this site so popular with orcas?

>>13787643
Polka Orca?

>>13818314
Did the whole not learning the culture thing fly over your head? Because that also kills people.

>>13793435
Orcas planting evidence.

>>13793169
>us
JAAAANIEEEEE

>>13793169
>>13793435
>us
JAAAANIEEEEE

>>13816982
Gura is not a caster.

>>13816016
>when ur dick is teh size of poor lil Kouhai.

>>13821096
you just wait until she puts on her robe and wizard hat

WHERE are my Orcabros at?

You guys ever think about what it would be like to fuck an Orca?

>>13822174
Someone needs to make a chart for Chloe

I want to have sex with GUra so bad....

how much superchat for sex?

>>13822327
Gura is mostly human though

>>13825492
Simp maximum from 1 account every stream for a year. That's how much

>>13793169

>>13793169
>us
>can't even call jannie because she's an orca

>>13816982
Gura's meta sheet is like this:
--Immortal
--hybrid that's immune to drowning, cold, and pressure.
--A Bit Rouge-ish
--A Bit of a Bard
--Mostly just Cute
----No combat skills
----No casting skills

--might secretly be a freak in the sack.
>>13822327
ok, higher chance than i thought.

what's the melon for?

>>13830564
Sonar / echolocation of rape victims

>>13831042
you can use melons for that?

>>13831143

>>13806445
and a colony of fire ants can take out a human, but they don't

>>13815327
kyaa

>>13834960
yeah anon of course you can step on the fire ant colony
see how well that turns out

>>13835073
it wouldn't go well for the ants

>>13806445
>>13835073
It's worth noting that there's no evidence that the ancestors of the orcas ever took down a megalodon, whereas orca-sized whales of that era were eaten by megalodons and their competitors. Also:
>Needing to resort to pack methods to win against 1 shark
>Wow it only took all of you to beat me
And Chloe is just one whale.

>>13793435
Those motherfucking snakes in the grass, i bet they paid off the correct authorities to cover it up too

Never forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YzeOnF1I58

>>13836192