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hololive wrestling part 27
>>13772789Anchor
>>13772789BASED
GLORIOUS
>>13772810https://streamable.com/jwmdnq
doko
gloriuosu
>>13772810Music request:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t8Za0T1T8M
NO PLOBLPEM!!!!!
I WILL DEFEND
>>13772810AZKi Midnight Song promo linked yet againhttps://drive.google.com/file/d/1yawVL_b987yvjslsJvaZGgtfooY0gEMS/view
>>13772810https://streamable.com/rotyxx
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It's Risu's time to win
>>13772864Bruh the music requests go in the other thread
>ready to go for a walk>get notification for holofightzWell shit
>promomakers are still inserting Coco on promosITS TIME TO MOVE ON
Pioneerbros...
based naruchad
>omegay isreal
based OPening
>>13772897UPDATE PERMS BRO
>That disappearing CocoI kneel...
>>13772897OP said something about insufficient permissions to download the promo, anon.
>>13772937Anon, we had 70 hours notice
>>13773011LEGENDS. NEVER. DIE.
>>13773047HFZ IS MY FAVORITE VEETOOBER
GLORIOUS!
>>13773035>>13773044not like this...
>>13773046I only pay attention to the twitch notifications and come to the thread when its on
LIVE
>>13773160jesas
>>13772897>>13773174
If I win there will be a karaoke stream at the end of NNN
I just listened to this song yesterdayget out of my head
the jobber of Indonesia!
>2 biggest jobbers at the bottomAlright, I'm hyped
>>13772913I BELIEVE
Risu fucking please
>>13773267Ogey
how do I tell who's winning
>>13773404When Risu's in the ring just assume that she's losing. Even if she's winning then she's still losing
Here is an idea for OPTeam Red C vs Team White C Survivor series elimination match
>>13773479Oh shit that'd be kino
FUCK OFF
Karaoke never
>Risu will job to Baqua just to get out of Karoake
KARAOKE NEVER EVER
Aqua finally got a 1% winrate
>>13773437How does Risu manage to get her face slammed into Australia on every single match
SHE DID IT BROS
wtf happened i went for a piss and now peko is on the screen
>>13773577Karaoke never ever
>600 viewershfzbros...
jwu, how much did I miss
It's actually so fucking frustrating watching Risu lose over and over and over
Can someone post all of Council?
YO HO
>>13773622Just Aqua vs Risu aka the zero 1v1 win matchRisu lost
will Moona ever take her construction helmet off?
>>13773622Risu is now undeniably the ultimate jobber.
I still can't get over how Marine has one of the most feminine models of every one >>13773625As a deadbeat I understand. It fucking hurts. I'm just glad that Luna fucking dominates the ring at times and has a really good run at the very beginning
>>13773645Only 2/5 of council had their debut
OP YOU HACK THE USAKEN DAYS ARE OVER UPDATE YOUR BOOKING
song too loud, I can't hear the announcer
M-Moona calm down...
>>13773771>I can't hear the announcerHow new?
B-bros why does Moona hate the peko so much now?
>>13772913I don't know why I even try to have any hope for things to change
>cuck match
>>13773818very
>the board is so focused on gen 6 and drama this thread became slow as fuck compared to other timesoh nyo
>>13773771pendulum back breaker stretch
>>13773847meds
>>13773847>>>
>>13773847Fags on this board are too schizo to actually enjoy anything in their lives.
>>13773907
>>13773907hot ref ass
>>13773746At least Mori's able to win even a single time
>>13773479oh fuck WW2k20 doesn't have 5 vs 5 optionthis sucks
Post yfw your song request makes it in but has no syncs.
>>13774062literally never happened to me
>>13774062>>13774119>being a syncmark
>Junko theme starts playing>Moona gets tag-teamed
>type SYNC in chat>other people repeat it>there was no sync
>>13774145based fuck lunarians
>>13774189Chat SYNC
>>13774189I blame ledditors, SEAdogs and island chinks
wtf tag in already, marine is on her deathbed
I fucking hate Moona.
>>13774296I dont hate fucking moona
>>13774296I fucking love Moona
I want to hatefuck Moona
This match sucks
>>13774480You fucking booked it towa
>>13774480They're out of practice from not being on air for so long, pls andastand...
THE WINTER OF 21. KWAP
It's finally fucking over...
S W E L T E R I N G
Someone post that Peko was raped pic
>pekora couldn't KITIRAAAAAA against Ollie because Ollie is louder by nature an it wouldn't work on her
>Dark>Canon
came in late, any debuts this stream?
>>13772810
>>13774674Only 2 matches so farRisu lost to Aqua in a 1v1Marine/Peko lost to Moona/Zoombie tag match
>Choco vs. MelSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX>>13774674not yet
the sex match
>>13774674Not yet
November is almost over isn't it Anon? Can you hold back?
>>13774632
>>13774712kek
Admit it, you would HFZ Mel
>Sex vs SexI shouldn't get hard to thisThe fact that Mel's theme cuts before the Haaaaan~~ is a travesty
It's been 3 years since Aniki graduated...
Perfect song
>>13774777He would have loved this, he smiles upon us from heaven.
>>13774712nice
>>13774712>Those facesKek
>>13774777Shut up
>>13774768IT'S TO PREVENT IT FROM BEING TAGGED AS PORN
>>13774777F
Gachi sex bowl is pretty good.
Kino match
OP use this one nexthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOCxHu_F5xo
IM ON MY THIRD ORGASM BROS
>>13772810I hope OP doesn't run out of gachi before the match ends. If you need more, let us know.
>The maker of that Undertale Gachi mix, Mowtendoo, is the co founder of VshojoThe more you know
actually a pretty fucking good wrestling match
Ive been drained.
>Takobro became a Vodkek
>>13774712BASED
>>13772810I'm rusty
I was liking all the gachi, I haven't listened to it in quite a while.>>13774975I've got him added on steam from way back when he only made those videos. Maybe one day I'll say hello.
>>13774761Obviously, without hesitation
>no Takobro's shitty art dominating the streamBased
>>13775048Kek good one
>>13775048FUCK
>>13775048Based
>>13775048top tier. had a hearty kek
If you got space in your playlist OPhttps://youtu.be/ANgUy3qR84E
Yes it's real, I will post it after the stream.
>>13775048kek
>>13775048Kek, you're still pretty based, anon
>>13775083YESBASED
>>13775048Goddamn it
That match sure was better than sex
>>13775083kek
>>13775083
>>13775083Based
>>13775083BASED
>>13775048DAMIT RISU
>>13775083HOLY BASED
>>13775083I kneel watamage....
>>13775083b-based...
>>13775083Absolute madman
>>13775083You can post it now, by the time I'm done listening Anya's entrance should be over.
>>13775083Holy shit
>>13775083Absoluter Mettmann
>>13775083sovl
>>13775083you madman
>>13775083m-my knees!
best hfz entrance
>>13775083based based based based based
>>13775083I KNEEL
>>13775083holy shit, i kneel.
>>13775184it's cheating to have a full length motion picture for your intro
>>13775048Goddamnit treerat...
>>13775083you are king
>>13775213maybe if the others were a top vtuber like anya is they would have a longer intro
>>13775083holy based
>>13775083HOLY FUCK
GO ANYA GO
>>13775083SILENT KEKHOLY KEK
I fucking love Stack, bros.
>>13775083absolutely based
>>13775083inb4 dolphins
>>13775083>releasing 13 covers a few months after debutI kneel
>>13775360They arent all good, the one with the most SOVL is Christmas Eve because its a song I had never heard before in a language I don't speak.
>longest intro>fastest fightsWhat is Anya's plan?
I'm a brainlet. That song was light and darkness right ?
ONE MILLION SUBS
>>13775306It's real. I listened to the whole thing to make the CM for it.I intentionally cherrypicked voice cracks.
>>13775403yeah
>>13775403Crow's Claw version
>>13775083>No padoru wtf fucking dropped
>>13775397One million subs, as well as other stuffs.
ONE MILLION
>>13775393>They arent all goodand that's the best part
>>13775083HOLY SOVL
>>13775430You can't even read
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqwRg9ZgANISTREAM PHONY!
>>13775430Blindchama...
>>13775427Ya I knew that part. A part of it had me thinking it was this illusion for a moment so I figured I'd just ask to make sure
>>13775430Oh wait I am blind
>>13775403I requested it in the other thread:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oIQrPanT9AIt gave us some Anya Kino
OP, can you try this one on her?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFkvWYTRP4c
>>13775284DOKI DOKI WAKU WAKU
>>13775083Soundtrack for next Dark
>>13775048i am fucking seething i cannot cope
>>13775462Ah. I should have looked harder. I search crow's claw in the other thread but the only song that came up was a Fate/hollow remix
PAIZURI
>the freeze frame on kronii's tits
Honestly the short hair doesn't look so bad
DARK IS CANON
>>13775480
Luna Dial is the better Sakuya theme
DARK IS CANON DARK IS CANON DARK IS CANON DARK IS CANON
KRONII MEIDO...
>dark canon>not season 2>cant set up a tablePROPHECY IS WRITTEN
Kronii kinda looks like Adam Driver
>five, FIVE of ID branch had a match todayWhat did OP mean by this?
>They ACTUALLY thought I didn't know.And people called it "Headcanon".
>>13775667Loafy never got better from her sickness in the HFZ universe
>Jobber InstallFucking sasuga
>jobber mode into pinKEK
>>13775676ISREAL
From someone who has played the game, what does Jobber Mode even do? Is it one of those + Atk - Def tradeoffs?
Darkfags fuck off, you will never be canon
https://clips.twitch.tv/SpineyGrossAubergineDatBoi-wgHb4blnU1pI6wuW
CLOCK CHECK ITS BEEN A HOUR AND A HALF ALREADY
>>13775765Nobody knows.
>>13775783Dark is canon
can't beat the clock
It's really hard being a Reine fan.
Someone remind me the context behind Mori's intro update? Because I think its time Gura got the same treatment.
ALL THE ID
>>13775783Seethe
[Indonesia News]All of ID has had a match today!And Reine was the only one to lose!
>GurameOP is stuck in early 2021...
>>13775839People were really upset she had a 6 minute intro. It sucks because god damn it was fucking great
>>13775833join the club
>Dark is canon therefore Alton playing strip poker with Ankimo is now also canonHow far that random anons fanfiction has come...
ALL OF ID IS HERE
>>13775849>muh 2view fanfic streamcope
>>13775855Anon?
>>13775765It make your grappling moves deal more damage and give you access to some powerful moves
>>13775855Risu...
>>13775855>And Reine was the only one to lose!Tree Rat my dude
>>13775765IIRC it makes it so your grabs aren't countered but the long windup makes it hard to actually land.
Has anyone else from Council debuted besides Kronii?
>>13775875>>13775883>>13775892Risu won because she never wanted to win in the first place.
>>13775900Mummers
>>13775900Mumei and Bae
>>13775900brrat and mumei
>>13775900Easier to say that the only one who HASN'T debuted is Sana.
>>13775900rat and moomers
>>13775912>>13775913>I missed thesegoddamnit
>>13775883Risu wins by losing.
>>13775918I MISS FAUNA
>>13775923Well go watch the archives, I have it all.
>>13775934UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Who was pinned by Anya again?
>>13775904i guess this is my new cope as a risuner
>>13775990She won against Shion and Rushia in a three-way match.
>>13775900Bae got rinsed by Pekora in her debut match, then kept IRyS alive during a BaeRyS vs. ShubaLuna match. Mumei wrecked Ame so hard that OP set up a KO match against Bae to better showcase her moves, with Bae winning after hitting Mumei twice with her finisher.
>>13775925This is a nice Risu image
>>13776024yeh, but who actually was pinned?
>>13776049>kept IRyS alive during a BaeRyS vs. ShubaLuna matchI'm so fucking mad Luna lsoe that match. She was a fucking MVP and was killing it the whole time but the shuba had to fucking job
>>13776109>lsoeI mean lost. Its far too late for me right now
>>13776094pretty sure it was rushia, with shion recovering outside the ring
I don't care about this matchGive us Miko already
>750 watchingWhere tf did all these people come from?
>>13776200All me, baby.
>gura vs rigger againdid she wrong him personally or something, jesas
>>13776213Nice
rigger fuckng HATE
>>13776213>>13772810
>>13776213Tag the anchor brother
Double alien cum bukkake, goddamn.
>>13776200debuts bring in more people, when myth debuted streams had 2k views
>>13772810>>13776213
>>13772810Ever drawn something and later realised exactly what you did over the last 30 minutes?
>>13776392Sex.
>>13776392SEX
>>13776392sEX!
>>13776392SEXXXXX
>>13776392SEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>13776392Copulation.
>>13776213That was a great debut match for Kronii. Thanks for drawing this anon!
>>13776392SSSSSEEEEXXXXX
[Iofi News] She has tripped three times this match.[OST News] Shining Finger.
Ame pls...
>>13776200Mumei’s stream ended for one.
>>13776392SEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXX
Does this match hold the record for trips/whiffed moves in a single match?
Iofi is a tripfag confirmed
Why are these at an ungodly hour on a Sunday evening? Normal people have to work in the morning.
What the fuck was this match
Synch end, absolutely kino.
MEDS
>Iofi hallucinated the whole match and just tossed herself around the ring for 20 minutes
>>13776573>normal people
>The entire match was actually in Iofi's head as she was having a schizo episode on the ring
>sora seethed so hard her model fucked off
>Iofi and Sora holding themselves back for most of the matchThis shit was rigged to silly degreeThe fact that Sora and Iofi won anyway only show it
Did Sora's solo song trigger for a gurame victory what the fuck 2K>>13776608Tripkino, specials everywhere, tag ins and outs every few minutes
>>13776573>normal peoplewho cares
Wait... was it all Iofi's schizo powers? Is Iosoradio even real?
>>13776625
The whole match felt surreal... turns out it was all Iofi's dream...
>>13776573>Americans
>lofi is off her medsbros... ioforia makes sense now...
>>13776573FUCK NORMIES
>>13776636>No-watchers ID somehow becomes friends with the best, purest company idol.It was all in her fantasy....
>>13776573My first day on a new job is in 1 hour you don't see me complaining
>sora whiffing moves>gura running into the corner to get punched>ref hate>whatever the fuck that wasi love this fucking kusoge so much
>>13776573God I wish I could be neet again
wait azki can sing?
>>13776741Yes!And most of her songs are unpopular!
>>13776774Based!
In the storyline who goes free?
>>13776824whoever won the match went free
>>13776573I have work in the morning but here I am
>>13776824>>13772810
AZKI...
>Hype song starts>Match endsI wanted it to go on for longer...
well that was brutal
>Azki gets a promo prior to her match>loses to Mukirose anyways
>>13776573im calling out sick anon like a normal person
>>13776897space slam jam too OP
>>13776824kek
>>13776885>>13776881You could say Azki got slammed
>>13776907Burgers don't get that luxury KWAB
skipGODS....
This is just Stack stream at this point
Every fucking time I stepped out, something kino happens
>>13777054And that's a good thing!
>>13777054>at this point
>>13777054>op is stack
>>13777054Yes... and?
>>13776824Kek
hey. how have you been recently? i heard things weren;t going so well. i just wanted to let you know that im here for you. me and the rest of the clowns. anytime you need us, just call my clown phone. just dial me up, you know my number. i'll drive on over in my clown car, bring all your best friends. we can have a party. we can have a good time. you aren't alone in this. you need to lay back every once in a while. you need to, clown around, you know? so. i just wanted to reiterate that. i love you. and if you need me, just let me know. oh. and one more thing. take my bloon.
I have the urge to breed a chicken
>>13777192good lord look at those quads
I hope that soon we will get a more custom entrance for the new girls. IRyS' entrance being a Danganronpa joke is funny but I wish she used her own songs. Same with Mori, I've gotten used to hearing the bell and spamming MMMMM but I wish it had more Mori.
is ina a heel?
>>13777192Mirin
>>13777230mori literally sang undertaker's op too, and it's nowhere to be found
>>13777256she's the only real heel in hfz, yeah
>>13777256She's not a heel, she's the heel.
>>13777256Only to the fagz that can't get behind our champ being the best, the strongest, the fastest, the most technical wrestler in the stable. All others need to kneel to the undisputed best.
>>13777054you WILL listen to necromantic every day and you WILL like it
>>13777230>IRyS' entrance being a Danganronpa joke is funny but I wish she used her own songs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc8iu0XFUQc
>>13777230Ya especially considering the amount of songs Mori has
>>13776845Oh, in that case this should be fine
>>13777382This is what the audience actually saw during the Gura / Ame vs Iofi / Sora match
>>13777382>HFZ Saturday edition
>>13777347Is this a rrat or true, cause I can't hear it
I miss them
>when your music gets onTHIS IS TUNA WITH BACON
>>13777382>these girls are so tall>they keep beating me up>the audience hates me>i wish i was at home rigging
What's with the sudden influx of tourists in chat?
>>13777443op please you have a stream you need to run
>>13777476SEA hours unironically
forgotten...
>>13777230but IRyS is a TFR joke
>>13777382No One debut when?
>>13777440it is a shitpost, anon-chamalook at her model
Who the hell eliminated Kiara?She was just chilling on the floor with Mumei before she was rung out
>>13777522Please, I'm but a simple drunken man watching wrasslin. I don't have the braincells to keep up right now. LESS GO INA, SCORE SOME FUGGN KNOCKOUTS
>>13777495Isn't she dressed as hopeman with his theme? I'm sorry, I never played TFR and any Danganronpa after the first one.
>>13777487SEANIG HATE
>>13777553Mori eliminated her when she threw her into Mumei, she just laid there dead for a while
>Mori 4th againshe's doing this on purpose
CHINA CONFIRMED TO BE NOTHING IN FRONT OF CIVILIZATION
>>13777383NICU
SASUGA LEX LUTHOR
Ina washed....
INALOSESLOL
SHE REMEMBERS
MUMEI FORGOR HOW TO LOSE!!!!
CHINA BLEW A 200 YEAR LEAD ON THE REST OF CIVILIZATION
I can't believe Ina threw the match, I wonder what she has planned...
AVE MUMEI
>>13777739CENTRION
>>13777739AVE!
>>13777702kek
Ina wins a few times and suddenly she's the biggest, most baddest heel in Holofightz? How does this make sense?
ONE MORE BELT
>>13777777Don't question it, it's all part of the plan.
UUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
OH SHIT OP REALLY FLEXING NOW
OH SHIT SHE'S (HERE)
WHAT
WHAT THE FUCK OP
DID YOU KNEEL YET
WOW ALREADY?
ahahahah chama vs la+
OP works fast. Gen 6 was after his twitter announcement wasn't it?
OH SHIT
What's going on? Who is this?
>>13777777checked
>>13777777collabed with a m*lealso checked
>>13777777She kinda fell into that role. The gap between her HFZ and real persona makes it funnier.
Isn't it a little early for the 6th gen to start debuting ?
>>13777777Seven.
>>13777777Digits confirm ina biggest heel
FUCK INA, FUCK MUMEI, IT'S TIME FOR CHAMMERS TO WRECK DARKNESS
>>13777832gen 6 cunny that debuted two days ago
Where's Lui? I want my Hawk.
>>13777777Nice digits aside, you missed the era where Ina's one loss was getting eliminated in a rumble.
>>13777827>>13777839>OP plans to debut both council and holox so that he can take a break immediately
>>13777851Well fuck me. I'm gone for thanksgiving week and now this shit happens
>Council still hasn't debuted fully>6th gen is already inOP sold out.
>>13777777It's the way she wins. She stomps everyone, does a takobomb and wins everytime.
>OP works for Cover so he's known about the gen 6 designs for months now, he's been making them this whole time
>>13777837INAWINSLOL spreading beyond hfz threads due to her tryharding in collabs is pretty funny though
KNEEL TO LAPLUSDARKNESSSSAMA
>>13777873We got like 9 hours from twitter announcement to her debut, it was kind of nuts.
>>13777864I want my hawk/hag
He's playing into the schizo arc where Haachama lost to La+This model is low effort it didn't take THAT long to throw together.
>>13777873To be fair, the announcement was made on Thanksgiving so most burger fans got blindsided.
>OP's last few streams have been after major holo events.> Already has the model for La+ prepped.Admit it bros. OP works for Cover and streams once she gets a break from managing the events.
>>13777927I will not take my meds.
>Only 2 Stack songs played>One was in a promoStackbros, is this it for us?
>>13777927Other than the horns being too small the model looks pretty good
>>13777893I believe it.
>>13777951OP IS HACHAMA NO I WON'T TAKE MY MEDS
>gimmick immediately dispelledzzzshit fight
HAACHAMA, TAKE YOUR MEDS
Darkness is weak, but schizo is forever
>Hachaama wins>Still schizos outYeah that tracks.
STRONGEST IDOL
brutal brawl that
>>13778023jobber mode pls andastando
>3 count>foot was on the ropeRIGGED
>dominate 80% of the match>activate jobber mode>lose in one pin
>>13778063XXXTREEEEME RULEZ
La+ fought well, she probably would've taken it if she wasn't against arguably the best fighter.
promo code not working on my machine?
how are the stats determined?does everyone have the same stats and just depends on RNG
>>13778098It was a good fight, I've seen people do worse against the Chammers
>>13778098She actually put up a good fight. She would rekt the average wrestler that's for sure.
>>13778115You have to use their website and make sure to have a Chinese National Identification Number. Google how to get one.
I miss Nene bros...
>>13778126Everyone has the same stat total, just distributed differently.
>>13778126Everyone more or less has equal amount of stats. Only the top 10 get bonus stats iirc.
Newfag only watched since King of the RingIs the "NEW LOGO" thing a joke where every promo has a different logo? Or is it just a meme?
>>13778098she feels like nene with a +attack and -stam. haachama reverses too often and can take more hits than she could probably manage. feels like a 6-4 matchup, maybe 7-3
>>13778207Yes, every promo has a different logo. You have done well to figure it out.
Chammers made good use of weapons and wrecked la+ with em at the end
>>13778207every promo tends to have a new logo.You havent made it as a promofag til you at minimum made your own logo.
holofightz watchalong when?
>>13778207Most promos have a new logo, unless they're recycles from no-dimes shitters like me who can't make good logos.
>>13778209>+attack and -stamSo literally Luna
Sometimes I wonder what the devs of these game think about how 4chan uses them
DARK OP MADE HER DEBUT AND KWABBED TO THE GODCHAMMA LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Holding out hope for a Nene match
>>13778207became a meme after like every early promo had a different logo by coincidence, and then it started happening intentionally
>>13778209OP said it in the twitch chat La+ has iron gloves and chains for hands so she has major +attack during Punching moves but otherwise weaker other attacks like throws.
>>13778207>Is it a joke or a memeAnon...
It's not called "seething" or being a "darknessfucker".It's called being a committed fan to the holoX universe, you stupid faggots. La+ had a fucking storyline going as the rapper of her gen and was going to finish her number fagging arc, but no, the OP has a fucking massive boner for pepeloni and decided to let HAACHAMA win for literally zero reason.It's just sad that good writing and story-telling and world-building is ruined by one fucking mistake. HAACHAMA didn't deserve to win at all against La+ because1. She's not a well-fleshed out character yet. No storyline. Just bullshit, cheap wins against midcarders because OP is probably a haaton.2. La+ had her own storyline and she's an established battle rapper on twitter.3. HAACHAMA literally started the beef, she should have gone after Mori. If you compare La+'s flow and wordplay to HAACHAMA there's no comparison.
>never know if it's actually Watame or Baelz
>>13778289Most people knew what I meant. Is it chat just fucking around or is it intentionally done as a joke.like this anon said>>13778273
>>13778312>dark
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
BITCH
COCO
Whats happening? Is this whole stream schizo dream?
SHE'S BACK>SHE'S BACKSHE'S BACK>SHE'S BACKSHE'S BACK>SHE'S BACK
I got teary eyed...
I DOLD YOU FUCKERS.DARK IS CANON.
>monster pop
I kneel, twappi
DARK CANON
I DAMN NEAR HAD A HEART ATTACK WHEN I HEARD THAT INTRO
TOWA LOVE
THE DA-I MEAN THE KING CONTRACT
Holy fuck
>bringing magic to fight a mage
fuck off Coco is happy where she is now.She's not "coming back" and she has no desire to go back to Hololive.She's happy and successful doing what she wants to do now.Let go. Move on.
MAGIC ISN'T REAL
I KNEEL
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THE KING CONTRACT
HOLY FUCK, TOWA SAMA I KNEEL
>win tournament>revive your best buddyTowa is a softie...
>>13778384This is about HFZ Coco you retard. No one's actually clamoring for the actual vtuber to return.
>>13778384IT'S NOT CALLED SEETHING OR BEING A "KSONFUCKER"
friendly reminder that Dark will NEVER be canon
>coco back>aloe...
>>13778420Well if we're going full retard might as well add Aloe to Gen 5Who cares if she was never a real part of Hololive, she had a debut stream so time for her to be part of HFZ
RANCE CHADS?
>>13778457Are you seriously getting worked over a shitpost series?
>>13778384fuck off and die please
>lamy thought the black guy was a janitor
>>13778437yes, but it will have regular streams though
>op called >us retardshow do I cope bros...
There are people here LITERALLY working themselves into a shoot over a wrestler in a gag series based on hololive.
>>13778384i swear i saw the same post on the coco/kson thread
>>13778457you're being a jabronie mark without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot,marks
>>13778457It's a one-off special match to celebrate Towa winning KOTR. Stop being a retarded faggot over it.
You know what's wild you guys. There are five meteors that have the name of WT on them, so you could theoretically shorten the name to WTM for WT(meteors), they are charted to impact earth in the next couple of years. Granted they are really far from earth at the moment so there's nothing to worry about unless some crazy magical shenanigans happen and cause these meteors to magically wormhole there way to earth. Crazy how these things coincidentally line up with the amount of members in gen4.
>>13778457holy SHIT you're such a fucking faggot anon-kun
>>13778492
kek OP I kneel
>>13778457>He's this mad about the canonicity of a fucking Wressling mod game some fag OP does once a monthChrist anon chill.
>>13778518If the KOTR title works with the same logic as the Dark Contract there are a million more unique and meaningful ways of using that as a plot device than just "hey look it's that orange bitch remember? guys? we fucking loved this bitch? look at the orange woman look look"
>>13778457OP really need to do it and make retards like seething
literally just fucking remove coco from the game its not that hard just MOVE ON
>>13778457>getting worked this muchGod, you're such a wet blanket, anon.
>>13778582like you*
>>13778457I hope Coco comes back permanently just to make (You) mad
remember to dislike any promo you see that still uses Coco
>luna jobbed as soon as she got into the ringToday is not a good night for my pink holos
>>13778562kekw
>>13778457This like telling Vince not to allow Shawn Michaels to come back when he retired.What a fucking retard.
>>13778704Kek op reading the thread while the match goes on
>>13778720Why wouldn't he? It's pre-recorded.
>>13778619>remember to dislike
>wake up 4 hours before cagie shift>HFZ has been going 3 hours>can catch some of it Livebless
>>13778619>not only zhang, but also newfag
>>13778790You'll definitely want to watch the VOD for this one, this stream has been insanely good.
Coco? OP streaming WWE? What fucking meds did you guys forget to take this time? OP has literally been streaming Stack songs while some stupid Christmas fireplace animation looped for the last 3 hours. I know OP hasn't streamed since KOTR, but seriously. Stop pretending Holofightz streams are happening when they clearly are NOT. Take your fucking meds. HH.
We not going to talk about Polka dumpstering WTM?
OP saved the most kino songs for this match, I KNEEL
>>13778832ogey
getting sick of gen 4 pandering especially gorilla's retarded OHKO fight enderany time kanata shows up I just tab out
>>13778923ogey
>holofightz has antis now
>>13778945KEK, that's how you know it's made it.
>>13778945>now
>>13778945OP... she's finally made it...
>>13778945Holofightz has finally made it
>>13777777Inner hasn't takobomb'd 1 2 3 in a while now...
>>13778945>now>didn't know about the legendary anti Dogfuckeranon i...
>>13778945OPchama, you've done it. Omedetou
>>13778945can't wait for rrats to be peddled seriously, really hope "OP is a whore" becomes common among newfags.
>legitimate criticisms made>NOOOO ANTIS REEE
>>13778945IT'S NOT ABOUT "SEETHING" OR BEING CALLED A DOGFUCKER
>some smark makes his shit opinions known>no one gives a shitOh wow.
>>13778992"Legendary Anti Dogfucker" is almost too good of a name to go to waste. Please tell me he's in Dark or something
>wah delete coco>legitimate criticism
>>13778945kek it's nothing compered to Ina vs Aki match, massive shitstorm, a lot people leave hfz
>>13779061Dogfucker hasn't shown up in Dark. yet
>>13779059>mad over wwe characterkek
>>13779061He's in the divegrass team I think
>>13779025>Character gets extremely overpowered item>Canon softie uses it to bring back her friend for a big finish UNITY match.Please explain the conflict that damages or cheapens the narrative.
>>13779070>everyone speaking in scriptI KNEW everyone that watched HFZ was a girl.
>Op provides fanservice to fans>REEEEEEEEEEE THE SANCTITY OF HOLOFIGHTZ
>>13778945>he doesn't remember Yagoo vs #COEXIST>he doesn't remember Ina'd heel streak>he doesn't remember Kiara's debut where CP was postedNewfagchama...
Lamy and Nene both look so soft, I want to cuddle up to both of them...
The amount of hits Nene can take is insane.
>>13779099>big finish UNITY matchAlready happened in that Gen 4 FFA match. Remember that stream? That shit was kino. It was a solid finale to a good arc. Even bringing her to DARK cheapened it.
calm down guys, it's all scripted anyway
>>13779194Nene is a strong girl.
My disappointment is immeasurable and my night has been ruined
>>13779231meds
Well, first off, Towa didn't deserve to win.She was a LOSER in the LOSERS bracket and should have lost to Mori (fight rigged) and then you expect me to believe she beat Kanata fair and square? No.Then you're actually trying to fucking sell me, after all that shit, that she could beat Ayame.No.Towa should never have won to begin with.
>>13779247
WATAMAGE
WATAMAGE!
my fucking sides kek
>>13779196every month we'll do another COCO UNITY match because that's what the fans obviously want to see! just every single month more coco!because they can't cope, they can't move on, they need to see orange meme dragon constantly
>>13779247t.
>>13779287I mean if you want that there's HFZDark.
God I fucking love Sinbad.
Man, that china bug is really angry
>Sinbad's theme play's>game crashesSingod is too dimes for a shitty fed like HFZ...
>>13779287We're getting streams every single month now? Sweet
How about we compromise and debut Kiryu Kazuma but dressed as Kson instead?
>Botan gets tapped out early in>Nene becomes the new punching bag>Can't land a hit to save her life on WTM>WTM hard carries her genGoddamn it Vince fix your fucking game, it would've been kino
The stream couldn't handle dimes like THE MAIN EVENT.
Watamage needs to lay off the timeline shifting, it's too obvious
>>13779309No that's not enough we need Coco in every single HFZ stream, Coco Coco Cocock
>>13779348Watamage knew nene would eventually tap out and crashed the stream so she could beat up nene a second time.
>>13779348But consider:>Coco returns>Dragon-cutter into pin>First elim of the matchWe've got plenty of Kino so far.
>>13779336>weOP's never had to listen to smarks before and I doubt she'll start now.
>>13779382coco cant leave if you trap her in the same match for an eternity
>>13779391>she
just do Coco v Polka desu, the rest of them are just window dressing
>>13779391Omega will never be a woman.
>>13779428I will make her into one
>>13779391OP maybe a fag, but he's no tranny.
>>13779428>Omega>implying OP isn't Kanata pretending to be Fubuki using Haachama's live2DCome on, anon.
I'm actually starting to believe there's some credence to the OP = omegatranny rrat. Fuck you guys.
Found the salty anti.
>>13779457take your meds and those thoughts will disappear
>>13779506Ky and his theme is fucking dimes shut the fuck up nichijoutaro.
>>13779506Ky is shit tho, he's right about that. Song is great.
>>13779506GG ost ain't over me with but I'm not so full of myself that I'd tell people off for requesting the stuff. Not very kakoii of him.
>>13779457
>>13779574SYRIA
>>13779457OP is Fubuki anon, clues have been there since the earliest streams
I was tabbed out once things crashed. Is Watame being full mage mode intentional or some kind of bug?
Polka is in the match so if we're doing Guilty Gear it should be Clown of Fate.
Is this the last match or is someone going to aim for a belt?
>>13779617Don't worry about it.>>13779645Towa is going for Queen of Jobbers, but OP didn't say if that was this stream or not.
>>13779645Allegedly Towa is challenging Haachama
>>13779645QOJ belt match was hinted but no word if it's on this stream.
>Watamage really did just want another chance to beat the shit out of NeneI kneel
>>13779656But I'm worrying about it
This match (break included) has been going for an hour...
As always, Gen 4 is shit to watch.
Gen 4 and Gen 5 really have some great bruisers, but the weakest link of each team is probably Luna and Botan right?
>Holofightz is on>Literally no-one in hololive is streamingCoincidence?
>>13779925Luna and Botan only seem to excel within their tag teams.
>>13779925They all have their good days and bad days, I'd say Watame/Towa and Lamy/Botan are the weakest, which is pretty funny to think about considering both the sheep and twappi had good showing on KOTR
VandreadFucking based
>>13779925>weakest>LunaBackin the first 15 streams Luna had her good days and bad days but on her good days she'd dominate. I remember some 4th gen team fights where she'd fucking carry hard. I can't recall the last solofight she she killed it but she used to have some really good showings
>>13779925>>13779970>being new
>>13779970>>13779925Luna was the champ for a very long time. NAAAPLEX Cereal wasn't just conjured from thin air.
>fight started>had to take a hour+ break to participate in online meeting>this fight is still goingis this the longest match in hfz history?
<<Hey buddy>>
>>13780155If we can only have Coco back for one match, we're gonna make it fucking count.
>>13780076Whoever requested that fantastic fucking job
>>13780166
Nene can't hit Watame more than once before being countered, this is already over. Coco might get pinned by her but this is already over.Please grudgepost me if I'm wrong.
>>13780155Wasn't it the legendary tables match? That one lasted about 1-2 hours I think.
>>13780275I BELIEBE
YONKISEI LOVE
fucking finally
holy fucking shit it's finally overalso new thread when?
>>13780211AIEEEEEEE
that took forever
>hour long matchNene is fucking tough
Alright now that the rigged garbage is out of the way maybe we can get a fight that doesn't fucking suck.
>>13780285Yeah that was closer to 2 hours
God the true power of Watamage unleashed is too much
you held out as long as you could my wife nene
>>13780318honestly a great match, it dragged on for too long but both sides were incredibly strong.
>>13780340based unitychad
>>13780211TOP KEK
Nene deserves a run for one of the championships from that amazing match she put out.
Nene is straight up a goddamn tank
>>13780363How many times did Nene actually pin? I feel it's in the single digits.
>>13780363nene is the gatekeeper to the championship. everyone who's beaten her 1v1 gets the belt.
BIBI (FORMA DE CORONA)
SHE IS KING
it'll be funny if twappi jobs
[Sex News] https://twitter.com/dikkosan/status/1465191890966368258Sex.
>>13780430I don't think this is the right thread for that
>>13780454I'm still rocking a semi after her fight with Mel desu
Reminderhttps://streamable.com/pgg5po
>>13780454I had the wrong tab open, apologies.
uhh kenzokus? Isn't towa... you know...
>>13780430my dick doesn't work anymore anyways
>>13780492A champion? Yes.
>>13780492a King and eventually Queen?Sure
>>13780492King of the Ring? Yes.
>>13780492Watching the stream alongside us? Yeah, she even typed out 'sync' a few times.
>>13780492smoka? donta.
yeah towa fucking sucks not a big surprise
roru roru rumao
HFZ: burial edition
>>13780479KEK
RATE MATCHES AND STREAMSingles - Aqua [W] vs RisuTag Team - Pekora/Marine vs Moona/Ollie [W]Falls Count Anywhere - Choco [W} vs MelTriple Threat - Rushia vs Shion vs Anya [W]Extreme Rules - Reine vs Kronii (Debut) [W]Tag Team (For the #1 Tag Champion Contenders) - GurAme (Gura/Ame) [W] vs IoSoRaDio (Sora/Iofi)Singles KO - AZKi vs Aki [W]Fatal 6-Way KO - Mori vs Kiara vs IRyS vs Baelz vs Ina vs Mumei [W]Extreme Rules - Haachama [W] vs La+ (Debut)Tag Team 4v4 [CRASHED] - Watame/Coco/Kanata/Luna vs NePoLaBo (Botan/Lamy/Polka/Nene)Tag Team 3v3 - Watame/Coco/Kanata [W] vs Lamy/Polka/NeneQueen of Jobbers Title Match - Towa vs Haato (C)[W]
Remove her crown.
Towa never drew a dime.
What a fun and exciting match to end on...
THE STRONGEST
>ended in less than 5 minutesmy sides are in orbit
I missed haato
>Hyped up belt match sucksAs tradition dictates
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
It's just like Ina championship defences all over...
>>13780611BASED
Just kill me bros I didn't want to watch the same thing happen twice...
>>13780611fucking kek
>>13780658You know, Ina is a jobber now, maybe she should go after the QoJ belt.
I FUCKING HATE TIMELOOPS
>>13780590OkayGoodAlrightMediocreGoodGoodGoodClusterfuckRiggedcrash lmaodrawn out, lame>Towa
>>13780590>Singles - Aqua [W] vs RisuKilled my remaining hope for Risu and broke my spirit out of the gate. Everything after that was a blur until>Tag Team 4v4 [CRASHED] - Watame/Coco/Kanata/Luna vs NePoLaBo (Botan/Lamy/Polka/Nene)>Tag Team 3v3 - Watame/Coco/Kanata [W] vs Lamy/Polka/NeneAbsolute marathon but kino, I was hoping Nene would pull through in the end though>Queen of Jobbers Title Match - Towa vs Haato (C)[W]Well it was inevitably shit but it made me laugh
my sides hurt jesas
This is for you Op
>Towa is a no dimes fighter
thanks op
>>137805903/53/54/53/54/54/54/53/55/55/5 for bothTowa embarrased herself/5
Towa got cocky after being King of the Ring... let her guard down..
>>13780590>Singles - Aqua [W] vs Risudamn it Risu>Tag Team - Pekora/Marine vs Moona/Ollie [W]Drawkeks blueballed>Falls Count Anywhere - Choco [W} vs MelAniki...>Triple Threat - Rushia vs Shion vs Anya [W]actually kinda mediocre>Extreme Rules - Reine vs Kronii (Debut) [W]TABLED>Tag Team (For the #1 Tag Champion Contenders) - GurAme (Gura/Ame) [W] vs IoSoRaDio (Sora/Iofi)kino with Iofi off her meds>Singles KO - AZKi vs Aki [W]ass key...>Fatal 6-Way KO - Mori vs Kiara vs IRyS vs Baelz vs Ina vs Mumei [W]BIRD SUPREMACY>Extreme Rules - Haachama [W] vs La+ (Debut)ABSOLUTE KINO>Tag Team 4v4 [CRASHED] - Watame/Coco/Kanata/Luna vs NePoLaBo (Botan/Lamy/Polka/Nene)>Tag Team 3v3 - Watame/Coco/Kanata [W] vs Lamy/Polka/Nenedrawn out but great march with watamage>Queen of Jobbers Title Match - Towa vs Haato (C)[W]my sides are obliterated
>Aqua beats the 0% winrate Risu>Top 14what the fuck>Risu loses every single match>Inclines to rank 18what the FUCK
>>13780590Risu matches are always good because she finds ways to lose in new ways.I liked the drawchad teasing by the IDs.Sex had sex with sex. Gachi songs were also good to listen to.Luv me daggerDebut was ok, Reine isn't a good metric to compare others to.Iofi bukkake'd Gura twice and the shark still didn't go down. Good one sharkie.Always a treat to see Mukirose.Moomers looking good, but in those matches the result can be random.La+ debuting before Fauna and Sana is a crime and I have notified the appropriate authorities. Very fun match though, Yamada looks good.Tag team dragged on for a lot and Nene couldn't land more than a hit on Watame before getting countered. Once Polka was out I was already mentally preparing for Gokisei to lose. Nene tried her best. Matanene.Tower proved that being king of the ring doesn't matter when you're up against the Queen. Fast matches are funny to watch.
>>13780796Rankings mean nothing confirmed
nice miko is exactly where she belongs, in the trash
>>13780708risu should be the one who deserved a qoj title matchwhat's the meaning of qoj belt anyway?
>rankings
I don't even know what the weird face meme means
>>13780824>what's the meaning of qoj belt anyway?midcard belt, was supposed to belong to jobbers but the game booked Haato into a jobber Elimination Chamber by itself, which she ended up winning and it was never taken off of her
>>13780846LIVE
>>13780846holoLIVE
shouldn't the jobber belt go to the loser?I can't think of a bigger queen of jobbers than someone who loses in FIVE MINUTES
>>13780824Thinking about how hard Towa just got destroyed by the champ, I'm actually really curious to see how hard Risu would get decimated.If Risu can't beat the 0% winrates at rock bottom then it's useless matching her against her level, she should be put up against the best until she somehow pulls out a victory.
>>13780859>>13780864>>13780884>>13780885wakaranai
>>13780796Aqua is 1% winrate now
>>13780590>Be no1 rank>Lose in less than 5 minutes
why no usaken?
>>13780900it's KINO
>>13780995who is it supposed to be the jager dude?
So how can Kronii possibly lose? She can just turn back time, any matches she "loses" never happened.100% winrate.
>>13780878The jobber belt is a gatekeeping one. You challenge for the belt to get out of Jobber hell. Once you get the belt, you are no longer a jobber until you either lose 7 times or lose to the QoJ.
Time to go to work...
>towa can go after any belt>chooses to fight haato over polka
>>13781060this also explains watson's perfect record
So uhhh....what now?
>>13781095now everyone goes schizo again waiting for OP
well great show, I have to sleep one hour before going to work
>>13781027bicycle riding ass smacker...
>>13781095We wait for Mysterious Miss N to debut.
>>13781095No meds time until op stream again and then continue to no meds
RATE THE STREAM
>>13781095Op goes back to become Ayame again...
>>13780933>>13780479
>>13781095download the album>>13775083>>13781102
>>13781085She spent her reward on Coco and couldn't go for the top tier challenges.
Friendly reminder that ELFS is a woman that probably have sex with OP in their sekrit discord in exchange of having her promos being showed on stream
good night fellows
>>13781095We wait for DBC 3 in a few weeks.
What will happen to yopi now?
>>13781161Good night
>>13780995i'm still furiousfuck you, you fucking IDIOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ACT AGE WAS SO GOOD GOD DAMNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>13781151>ELFS is a womemeSo THAT'S why Blue Kane is such a jobber.
>>13781095Setting up the more promos, please wait...
>>13781325Kino...
>>13781325KINO
>>13781151>Females>On /vt/>Doing actual effort for anonsNo way...
Sheets Updated. Twappi...
>>13781518based sheets anon
OP is Inahttps://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1465263785023660034
>>13781518Do I need meds or is the ogey face getting larger and larger with each post?
>>13781634towa baby...
TOWA.... LIVE