/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>13758303
November has been very busy for her.
Lots of sex.

>>13758303
pregnancy related illnesses

>>13758303
i dont watch her much so take it with a grain of salt, but chumbies say she lives in a pigsty and treats her body like trash, so thats probably why shes getting sick 24/7

>>13758303
She got stuck on my cock and we haven't been able to dislodge her

It's not yet time to anti Gura. Chumbuddies are starting to break down, but they aren't at the boiling point yet. /ggg/ has been a mess lately tho so it'll come sooner than later. .

>>13758303
shes got the flu, retard, cant you read?

>>13758303
It's okay chumbaby, she will stream soon. Thank you for your concern.

>>13758303

>There are more gura threads than newly debuted girls in the past few days
S-sugoi...same-chan...

>>13758303
The Absolute state of Chumbuds like the retarded OP don't know how to read

>>13758670
Uh you okay pal? That doesn't exist anymore, we eradicated it.

So she didn't get a flu vaccine either...

hot steamy sex

Gura has COVID. She got infected with omicron

>>13758358
>>13759386
Me.

TWO MORE WEEKS, TO FLATTEN THE CURVE
ALSO TAKE THE 6TH BOOSTER

>>13758303
>What is wrong with Gura?
she's an overrated fucking boring vtuber

>>13759416
I wish it were me inside gura right now, just imagine getting to penetrate her cells and reproduce inside them until they're all used up and then all your babies just burst out

>>13758670
False. She lied about having the flu because she's off having s*x with her b*yfriend. You know this is true because, if she really had the flu, she'd be staying home playing video games like anyone else would.

>>13758488
She literally has to spend 20 minutes getting out of bet in the morning or else she'll pass out. Her body is frail as fuck.

>>13759050
Anon, we don't speak jap

>>13758303
Ame took the week off so she got even more depressed and started drinking again.

>>13758488
She's over 9000 years old dude.
Unfortunately that also means she has like a 300% chance of dying from COVID.

>>13758303
She got double vaxxed and boostied unironically.

Relapsing alcoholism

>>13759416
Omicron is only a threat to vaxxed people. South Africa is only 24% vaxxed, but 80% of the people who died from Omicron were vaxxed.

>>13758303
she has to be sober anon

>>13758303
pretty sure she has a spinal shift and suffers every day

>>13759762
This is why you get the J&J vaccine. One and done and you don't get sick.

>>13758303
SHE GOT THE COOF

>>13758303
She got the coof because her family's a bunch of backward southerners antivax

family stuff = covid
feeling weak = aids
technical difficulties = bubonic plague
flu = i fucked her too hard

>>13760102
Is this real?

vaccine is a lie, you will still get the coof

>>13759829
That much is obvious. It only mutates in response to the vaccine, and finds its survival niche by infecting vaccinated hosts so it doesn't have to compete with the normal strain. Vaccines just create deadlier strains.

>>13760168
That's why you take Vitamin C supplements or eat oranges.

>>13760168
>reason why coof still spread

>>13760102
family stuff = sex
feeling weak = sex
technical difficulties = sex
flu = sex
with me

trump lost

>>13758303
If the fauxvaxx takes my shark away from me, I'm going to go postal.

>>13760126
If you reload the page it's still there, so yes the post is real.
>>13760168
>>13760179
Wrong board. Please stop shitting up the board with tourism threads.

>Eats like shit
>Massive shut-in
>Lives in the equivalent of the RE7 house
Truly a mystery as to why she gets sick so much.

>>13760539
Its an excuse retard you think anyone with real symptoms would go out and spend time with family and friends?

>>13760903
Read the dates, mate, the family stuff is from the top of the month.

Remember what they say about vtubers that call in sick all the time.

>>13758488
>>13758303
That's mean it's working.

>>13758303
She's dying because of the vax

Recently, Kagura Mea did a stream to tell the honest and brutal truth about corporate vtubers (Holo/Niji), since she knows them and they even tell her this stuff

1. If they talk about being sick on twitter and need rest to feel better, it's either to spend time with their b*yfriends or vacation time for themselves. A lot of them will even sound sick/create fake stories of how they got sick to bait some SC or to guilty trip their listeners to supporting them

2. Some will play video games a lot because they hate interacting with their weirdo fans, even if they're not good at games, it's easy SC and they can just talk towards themselves while playing.

3. In discord, they have two voice chats. A professional voice chat where the vtubers will plan future events or run scripts with other vtubers. The other voice chat is OOC (Out of character) and yes, it's personal talk, girl gossip and they do make fun of your cringy or hate posts on twitter about them.

4. They're in it for the money, this is a business. It's not because "they love to make people happy", they're giving a service to entertain to help that brand and themselves get rich.

5. Some of the popular vtubers have great tricks with guilty tripping their supporters or even new people into giving superchats. From being a cute airhead that's too dumb to know anything or telling a fake sob story where they pretend to be social retards or super super shy in public and can only relate with their audience.
Example of the airhead: https://streamable.com/ji5kuw

6. If the vtuber acts "super lewd" or "I'm a degenerate like you guys", it's SOMETIMES just an act to entertain the listeners, they likely just did research on a couple of doujin artists to say their names on stream or say certain things based on what their audience say on twitter/chat (this DOESN'T apply to every girl because there are dirty girls out there)

7. Due to the restrictions from Youtube, the vtubers are unable to do more "racy" streams, which they really want to do to gain tons of red superchats. An example said was "Bikini 3D streams"

>>13759240
anon those cause erectile dysfunction, she doesn't want that.

>>13758303
En Ayame ?

None of you watched any of her streams this week
Also, yeah, with me

>>13761345

and it took her like 4 hours to deliver all this information because she kept accidentally shitting herself and queefing out period blood. by point #5 she had to put three fingers up her butthole just to stop the poop from splurting out. sasuga mea-chan

>>13761345
You're more schizo than a vaxer... anti-vaxer? Vax-Maxer?
Whatever, you cray-cray.

>>13761345
>mea
>chink princess
>aqua friend
>friend of nijisanji
Why am I not surprised?

>>13758303
Probably fighting her inner demons and her dark past that has returned to the surface.

My oshi is dying LETS GOOOOOOOO
She doesn't have a healthy diet, her sleep sched is fucked due to meetings at around 2 am her time and she is a certified neet.

>>13761283
That means it’s working

She's the laziest in EN by far.

>>13762409
Not the clock? At least Gura had been streaming for more than a year

Gura basically has a spinner wheel with excuses to not stream.

>>13758303
Not an expert or anything, but it appears she has the flu

>>13762409
Does anyone have a more recent count of stream hours?

Could she have gotten the flu during flu season?

>>13762854
anon.. gura spent time practicing those karaoke songs

>>13760540
>shitting up /vt/

That's a tall order, bossman

>>13763132
Who the fuck is talking about Gura you dumb fucking schizo

>>13761345

>>13761345
this pasta makes me feel nostalgic

Getting towards Christmas, her boyfriend is requesting more of her time and she's obliging.
omg i kno ur so busy but i rly dont wanna be lonely around christmas uwu

>>13761345
Who cares if they do it for money? All relationships are transactional especially these parasocial relationships with Vtubers. I mean hell, we live in a capitalist society.

>>13761345
holy kek

>>13758303
She has been, quite frankly, mogged the past few days. Imagine the pain to her ego seeing other girls be more successful than her. She can't stream properly until she resolves this in her heart.

>>13763864
hello saberspark tourist

>>13758303
>IRyS debuts
>Haven't had a good karaoke since (it's all memey bullshit or if you are a member she's "sick" and cuts them short after putting in next to zero effort)
>La+ debuts
>Absolute silence since because her cunny is now old news

holy shit she leaked the chat, why the fuck are they using their real names on the chat? YABBBBBB

>>13761345
Kagura Mea is a failure, never forget that.

>>13764735
I thought you were lying so I searched a while and holy shit is right

>>13763831
the only boyfriend she has is that hitachi vibe she bought, she's too autistic for one

>>13764912
>>13764735
spoonfeed me please anons

>>13765425
Doubt it’s anything anon

what isn't wrong with her?

>>13758303
jab related medium term effects on young women are kicking in. also see: kiara

>>13758670
i know retard
But you can't trust her because she might have other complication

>>13766843
Hololive will be sterile within 6 months, my people will continue to report within 6 months

>>13762854
How about you do it you lazy fuck?

>>13759633
>Her body is frail as fuck
UUUUUUOOOOOOHHHHH
fragil child
EROTIC!
TToTT
Easy to manage on baby making sex
EROTIC!
TToTT
Easily chumming on her cunny
EROTIC!
TToTT

>>13764698
nice observation anon, i've noticed her karaokes have lost all magic for a while now as a membershrimp, i think the last decent one was the bard one? the meme dino one doesn't count

>>13758303
sex

>>13767015
>My people
What?

>>13759118
the flu's rebranded and we treat it like it's new now.

i also recommend the new south park ep. its pretty gud

All the previous years of alcoholism catching up

I think she's just suffering from the vaccine side effects

What if it really is omerta variant and she fucking dies from being stubborn and not getting it tested??

>>13766843
Kiara sounded as if she was straight up dying recently from a leg cramp.

>>13758303
her body is weak and needs to be taken care of.

>>13758303
She got a new boyfriend and has had to skip some streams to spend time with him.

>>13764912
Is that the one with the leaked nudes of some of the Holo roommates?

>>13766843
Schizos like you deserve what you are getting

>>13768752
>Still watches South Park
Nah, I'm good. That's show has been going on one decade too many.

>>13764698
Is she Haachama or what?