/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Remember when Gura showed us her butt on stream and said she knows we like it

I'm hungry

It's hornyposting hours, post some good art.

I love Gura

>>13753488
>scarf
>bare feet

>>13753488
Goomba you need to wear some socks...

>>13753488
Then eat, you dum shork.

>>13753488
this is the cutest fucking thing on the planet

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>13753500
PUNISHED SHARK
A fallen cookie

>>13753749
>tower clothes
male apex friends where?

I hope she's feeling better.

>>13753858
it's almost 7pm est and still no signs of life on twitter. my entire weekend wasted worrying about shark. i hope there's signs of life tomorrow i can't take this anymore

This thread is now a memorial of the deceased Gura.
Please pay your respect and stop fighting.

Rest In Peace Gura you were a lovely wife.

>>13754074
Same desu

I'm in love with Gura!

I’m sure her boyfriend is taking good care of her cat now that Gura is no more.

>>13754248
Her boyfriend was the cat all along. So no one is taking care of him now

>>13754248
kill yourself

>>13754248
I can't be her boyfriend if she's dead dummy, I'd be her EX boyfriend

>>13753485
how did she know?

>>13754305
And be like Gura? No thanks.

>>13754299
Is the cat LOL *wipes tears*

I want to lick Guras tummy
and her feet, calves, thighs, cunny, chest, waki, neck,

>>13754362
>doesn't want to join Gura in the afterlife
fakebud spotted

>>13754443
But she’s filthy.

>>13754443
Same to be honest desu

>>13754477
she won't be when I'm done

>>13754463
I’m a proud scumbud.

>>13754490
saliva is very stinky. she'll be even filthier when you're done

>it's a sick visit episode

>>13754248
the only boyfriend she has is the hitachi vibe she bought so fuck off

>>13754535
she'll smell like mint

i have the benzos and a bottle of whisky ready if there's no sign of life from her tomorrow, it was nice knowing you chumbuds

>nut in gura's mouth
>she doesn't swallow
>"give me a kiss anon"
wwyd?

>>13754854
Kiss her obviously

>>13754854
Mating press

gura is cute,

>>13754854
Obviously. I'll force that cum down her throat.

>>13754854
get a mouthful of her pussy juices then do what she wants

She's only done 15 streams in the last month for her channel. 13 if you count this month. She's been off her channel most of the time with collabs on other channels, sports festival and getting sick. I think that might be the lowest amount of streams she's done so far. I hope she's feeling better. Maybe she'll be back on Monday.

>>13755246
she should apologize with sharkwife RP ASMR

>>13755307
Agree

>>13755246
She will take the dick in the ass in apology.
She needs to be breed by all her subs in order to understand her place.
Fuck the cunny to tame her. She will be too dependent afterwards and will stream more if you promise her to be breed again after.

>>13753488
Wow, look at those cute little feet. What have done to me, Gura?

Do your reps.

>>13755541
I'm so behind on everything

>>13755730
i wish i was you so i'd have something to do besides worry and wait for her return

>Gura gets very sick
>Still only goes one day without twitter activity
She loves us so much

Did Gura say anything about LaPlus yet?

>>13755776
The problem is that I'm still here with you guys.

>>13755782
Here >>13756029

Schedule unpinned is a decent sign she might be back tomorrow. Hopefully she’s feeling a bit better

>>13756213
Just knowing she's alive and not seriously ill is enough to make my day. I doubt she'd be touching anything on twitter if she was hospitalized or something.

Eh, she just went to visit her parents and told us she's sick.

>>13756660
her hoarseness, sneezing and congestion on stream were so convincing. what an amazing voice actress.

>unpinned schedule
SHE LIVES

>>13756660
You know it'll just take 3 minutes to open up her last Pokemon stream right so you don't sound like some tourist

>>13755823
No.

Gura's got the new covid variant and will kill her parents with it!

re listening to her sing again and falling in love all over again

>>13756660
that's so weak anon, at least throw in some bf stuff to rile people up

>>13756746
IT'S TRUE
>>13755823
She liked this.

>>13755823
Said she was cute, that's about it

>>13756818
She didn't say she was cute. She said the mask girl debuting tomorrow was cute.

>>13756840
Oh, my bad

>>13756806
Boyfriend is on ventilator already.

>>13756897
posted from my smart ventilator

>>13756746
The schedule was unpinned by manager-san

>>13757028
No... I believe.. Gura is okay she's not dead she can't be dead

>>13757028
see already picked a new shitposting angle

>>13757028
They just got word that she passed. Cleaning up her page for the announcement coming soon.

Now we wait

>>13757225
For what, it'll be another schedule-less week

>>13757282
Good, I love when shitters get filtered.

how we holding up? was day 4 better than day 3 or worse?

>>13757282

>>13757331
Anon...

Gura is currently comfy in bed playing animal crossing and eating soup.

Sincerely. Mommy.

Omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

>>13757331

>>13757533
She would be playing pokemon instead

>>13757533
Sounded like animal crossing got boring after a while

>>13757746
Oh nyo, is she addicted now?

>>13757807
She'll have a full smogon team next time

Is this the Grinding Gear Games thread?

>>13757225

>>13757909

>>13757807
Hmm, well I don't think she's addicted yet. She thinks that Pokemon BD can be her new comfort game and has been playing offstream. She wasn't really that satisfied with AC + DLC because of the repetitiveness. Pokemon offers a lot more variety in gameplay (e.g. fighting, exploration, collecting, contests, cooking, decorating, post game stuff) and all of her friends are playing it, so she's more likely to keep playing.

>schedule unpinned
Thank you Jesus. The doom was getting to me.

>>13758170
Gura will play Crusader Kings 3 as her new comfort game.

>>13754361
Because she's perfectly aware of how perfect her butt is

Well, she unpinned her schedule so she is awake at least.

>>13758502
manager-san...

i want to hold gura's little hand

>>13758596
I want to hold her by her feet

>>13758577
If it was manager, they would have made a tweet already.

First Korone, now Gura.
I can't cope with this.

how you holding up buds?
I sure hope she's ok and getting lots of rest.
>tfw you will never nurse gura with the flu
>ywn make her soup
>ywn wipe the sweat off her back and face and keep her cool

>>13759296
>she'll never weakly smile at you and whisper "thanks, anon" as you tuck her in bed

>>13759379

I am just a shrimp. There is nothing I can do.

>>13759589
is this the new shitposting template?

>>13759296
I couldn't protect her...

>>13759611
is this the new shitposting template?

>>13759514
Not even Gosling can capture this feeling of mine.

gura is watching weird youtube documentaries instead of resting in bed and there's nothing you can do to stop her!

sowwy guys no schedule today

>>13759787
Godspeed shark watch all you want

>>13759787
She's watching weird youtube documentaries while resting in her bed. Max comfy.

Your oshi has weak body that would die if there is no husband to take care of her

>>13760006
my oshi lives rent free in your head

>>13760006
I will take one for the team and become her husband.
I wouldn't want to force any other chumbies to undertake this.

>>13760006
I'm her husband that explains why she's still alive

How much for gura to sing this, knowing chumkeks i expected by now gura singing this for chumbuds due to demand.
https://youtu.be/MRrQcHnIfc8

>>13760318
That's not how you baby your daughter, Nacho.

gura...i want to put a towel on her forehead and kiss her cheek and bring her chicken soup and ginger ale...gura...i want to hold her and stroke her hair and tell her everything will be okay...gura...i want to give her sponge baths and button up her pajamas...gura...i want to pull the blankets off of her and lick little beads of sweat off her body...gura...i want to slowly insert a rectal thermometer into her butt, and lift her up over a bedpan so she can go pee.....uooooh....gura

what reps should i do?

>>13760559
construct a sensory deprivation tank, immerse yourself in it, and concentrate on gura and thinking about gura and nothing else for four hours

>>13760257
I want gura to tell me she loves more than I'll ever know..

>>13760479
s-same desu?

>>13760776
based GATEWAY glowie

>>13759787
She is browsing Rekt threads on /b/ so she could complain again about having nightmares all the time

>>13761888
I don't remember when was the last time I had a nightmare. I wish I was still having them instead of living a lame one.

Gura-chan if you see this please tweet a "nya~"

is goop goop going to stream tonight

>>13762435
Yeah, stay up so you don't miss her.

I love my sharkwife and wish I could be helping her feel better right now

>>13762522
when is it

>>13762542
soon

Is is true that this is what gura looks like?

Also how much does hololive take from gura's youtube revenue?

>>13762630
No she looks like this

>>13762718

cute!

>>13762435
Nope, just dead silence

>>13762585
what's she doing

>>13762800
streaming her funeral

>>13762800
She's gonna stream asmr of me taking care of her

>>13762827
i don't think goop goop is really streaming tonight is she

>>13762805
Meidoshark is cute

To this day, the fact that people believe Gura's "where's the rest of the grades? One two six?" thing wasn't a joke is hilarious to me.
It's why she'll keep the ridiculous sub growth forever

>>13763088
It's more fun if you think everything is real though.

>>13763088
The way chicken pronounce "to" sounds like 2, desu

>>13762800
Your mom

>>13763558
very common among germanics
t. Kraut

>>13753248
I got baned from church for quoting the GURO MY DOG DIED LESGOOO scene.

>>13763088
I choose to believe that it wasn't a joke because it's funnier that way.

Her dmc streams are so comfy bros
Too bad it’s going to be over soon...

>>13763558
to, too, and 2 are homophones. They should sounds the same.

>>13762827
Wait, that should be on wednesday

Reminder to get your boosters. Don't end up like Gura.

Why did she move so far away from her parents in the first place? It's not like it was for a job. rratpill me bros.

>>13763810
but they don't.

>>13763863
She moved to have sex with me.

>>13763863
mind your own fucking business

>>13763863
I wouldn't live with my family if I had doxxfags hanging over my head either.

>>13763930
The mid section looks kind of off

>>13763863
they were tired of honking

>>13763842
I got a holo charizard in mine

>>13763741
Yeah she's a graphics fag theres no way she's playing DMC1 after 4

>>13763917
no she didn't
>>13763937
no
>>13764005
are you sure

>>13763863
But it was for a job. She moved out to get a cheap house with good internet so she could stream.

>>13764257
and easy access to McD (unless she orders delivery)

gura should pee

>>13764592
In my mouth.

>>13764592
Yeah, on me

>>13764592
in my mouth

>>13764592
in my ass

>>13764592
Yummy yummy!

>>13764592
on my dick and balls

>>13764592

>>13764855
Hey that's me after getting out of Gura's mouth

>>13764592
*sniff* ... *slurrrrrp*

You guys are weird
Pee is disgusting
Imagine the smell
And her pee comes from her vagina
Fucking Disgusting...

>>13764592
>pees on your bed

>>13764963
You forgot warm, on my dick.

>>13764966
Thanks little gumbo!

>>13764592
I don't normally like pee, but Gura's pee sounds really good.

imagine being a shrimp in gura's cunny. you begged and begged to be put in there, and so finally gura says "okay ya big dum dum, you can be inside for 20 seconds but then you gotta come out."

but then when she tries to pull you back out, you grab the inside of her cunny lips with your tiny but strong shrimp forelegs and hold it shut like a pair of soft chubby curtains. "look here you little shit!" says gura, half angry and half amused by your cheekiness. she keeps trying to spread her cunny open to let you out but you refuse and hold on tight. this is where you want to live.

"fine then i'll flood you out!" she says. your new home starts to shake violently as gura begins to rub her little clit as hard and fast as she can. the walls around you begin to tremble and leak. as you hang on for dear life, you start to hear a sound like a rushing, crashing wave in the distance behind you...

>>13765083
>fingers bent
that's not how it works...

>>13764963
It gets worse than that
Imagine the warm, slightly bitter taste as it hits your tongue
Only a filthy degenerate would get off to that

>>13765317
Where do you think you are?

that's the most (you)s i've ever gotten and it was just "gura should pee"

Gura will tweet.

>>13765369
Sometimes the simple things win out.

>>13765369
We are all craving Gura's stream of pee.

>>13765369
It's good kind of (You)s

i just want her to be happy

>>13765468
She is happy, with me!

>>13765218

She hasn't retweeted anything in 2 days

>>13765667
i want to lick her gills

>>13765083
this image disturbs me

>>13765754
based and same

>>13759379
you've ruined me with this post

>>13765855
desu

>>13765369
ask the same question Gura or another girl just asked, easy yous

>>13765218
UOOOOOOOOOOOH
GURA PLEASE LET ME IN

>>13765971
>>13766053
>>13765218
T u T

before gura pees, she should eat
it's why her head hurts all the time
she doesn't piss once even during 6 hours streams
it's unhealthy for a shark to be this dehydrated

>>13763883
They do if you speak proper english.

>>13766335
She does pee during long streams.
The diaper she wears isn't just for show.

>>13763863
amerishart culcha is kicking your kids out the day they turn 18 so they can get eaten alive in the "real world"

>>13763088
You're an idiot.

>>13763863
She moved out so she could be as loud as she wants while schlicking. Same reason most people move out.

Where is Gura? Is she safe? Is she alright?

>>13766845
Her coffin is being prepared atm.

>>13766845
She's in a better place, anon.

>>13766875
yeah, with me

>>13766845
She unpinned her schedule so at least we know she's currently alive. But for how long...

>>13763088
It's just an ordinary brain fart everybody experience at some time in their life.

>>13766845
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

>>13766868
>>13766875
discord is always quick on this

>>13766919
Gura being dead is quickly becoming /ggg/ culture. Soon, you too will be posting that she's being eaten by worms.

Wednesday is almost here chumbuds

>>13766969
i'm the worm eating the inside of her vagina

>>13766909
Concerning update, Gura

>>13767009
You'll have to eat me first. That's my home.

I recall around Halloween she mentioned an ultimatum for going to the dentist. did that ever get cashed in?

come back goopers

>>13767066
Her tooth got better the next day and she went right back to eating candy. Dumb shark. I want to punch her womb.

>>13766386
A native speaker can tell the difference.

>>13767048
You're my cum?

>>13766845
No, it seems with your lack of concern
You... killed her

>>13767342
my only regret is that i didnt post more cute fanarts while i could.

>>13767402

>>13766174
>>13765218
>>13764855
i like you guys

>>13766808
yeah but why so far away it doesn't make sense

>>13767802
I already told you, she moved so far to have sex with me.

MY MOM IS GOING TO THE HOSPITAL, LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Goodnight chumbuds, I hope you all get enough rest to be healthy. Gura cute!

>Another day without Gura

........

>>13767802
When did she say she moved far?

>>13768077
how do we even know if there ever was a gura to begin with anymore

>>13767906
Best of luck to her. Stop being an autist here though

>>13768056
I'd better get some rest, I just took a handful of sleeping pills. Goodnight.

>>13767906
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

why is there so much bait and gura bullying on /vt/ recently? makes me feel bad chumbuds

>>13768375
The key is to grow thicker skin.

>>13768121
it seems like they don't see each other often from what she says, but maybe it's a lex gooper psyop and they're right next door

I never actually watched Mumei until I found this clip. WHY does she talk exactly like Gura? The voice is not exactly the same, I'm talking about the cadence of her words, how she says things, her intonation, just close your eyes and listen to how she talks. WHY DOES SHE UNCANNILY SOUND LIKE GURA?

https://youtu.be/cl41PpbdX5I

>>13768472
I don't know and I kinda don't care, anon.

>>13768472
watch more gura, you fuck

>>13768472
everyone in council is a chumbud

>>13768472
mimicking success

>>13768419
I've been here for over a year, I've seen it all, I've been through it all.
My skin has become calloused to the point that it's comparable to steel.
I pity my greenhorn comrades.

>>13768472
Because that's probably how she talks?
People can speak in similar ways, it's not impossible.

>>13768419
>>13768557
yeah i guess my skin isn't thick enough but it's still annoying and it feels like it popped off this week

>>13768375
Gura is a prominent figure in the VTuber industry, so this naturally means that she will be used as a standard of success. When other VTubers do well, they are compared to Gura, which then causes shitflinging here. This will never end. Even when Gura graduates one day, she will still be used to compare against others.

>>13768375
Just some new anti around, you can see him info gathering sometimes and blatantly knowing nothing about streams more than a couple of weeks old

>>13768791
Shark is an absolute fookin' legend.

>>13762361
rdr2 again when

>>13768649
Just kick back and enjoy the shark cunny. If you really want to avoid it just avoid the threads during her breaks or if she is in a certain mood.
The shitposting is in a predicable cycle and it's heavily influenced by her mood or time off.

>>13768649
Tourists from twitter arriving after getting triggered by seeing the ambassador photo and chumbuds posting their birthday merch.

>>13768144
Nyevar

>>13764097
I dunno, the call of more Dante is pretty strong

she's dead. it's over.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1aW2iMoUKo&ab_channel=AnimeMemer For She'll be back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pjD72KHBhc

>>13769041
Explain this

>>13769149
management damage control

>>13769177
More like livelier than ever

>>13769149
Explain THIS

>>13769367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1aW2iMoUKo&ab_channel=AnimeMemer

explain this

>>13769367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFPVWv7X0c4&ab_channel=AGhostWithoutaPast

Here hoping she's doing well.
Finally caught up on her Pokemon vods.

Can't wait for the next stream

>>13769149
catsharks are known for eating nearby corpses when their regular meals are not delivered properly. Who amongst us hasn't gotten the munchies?

Just got a call from gura
She said she needs me
What do?

Tewwifying Pwedator
https://files.catbox.moe/u8cvuh.mp4

>>13769880
Do your job as an uber eats driver and deliver that mcdonalds

>>13769910
vr voice will always give me a heart boner

>>13769910
She was exceptionally cute in this stream

>>13769910
Gura's tiny little arms look like nipples

Take this shark!

>>13770202
smol shark

>>13770276
Why does this bring me so much joy to watch

>>13770276
damn that shark got some fps on her

i cant believe gura is fucking dead

>>13770515
damn guess I'm a necrophiliac now

>>13770556
Stop

>>13770757
No, just look at her >>13769149

Goober soon.

>>13770810
Woooaaaa

gura

>>13771507

>>13771578

>>13771669

>>13770515
it's real

>>13770202
I'm right here!

what if gura was reading this thread all day long and laughing at us

>>13771858
>gura laughing at me for being so pathetic
hot

>>13771858
It might be possible >:3

>>13771858
she's actually dead

>>13771965
JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE FUCKING CAR

>>13772016
what fucking year do you think it is

>>13772016
OH SHI-

>>13771995
if gura was dead I would kill myself

>>13772048
2006?

>>13772151
Better start tying that noose then

>>13772151
you can live without her... i promise... we can do it.. we can live... for her...

>>13772048
Whatever you say, zoomer.

Is Gura really secretly Lex Luthor?

>>13772258
Yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3Pr1_v7hsw

>>1375324do you guys think gura will ever collab with la+?

>>13772258
That's the thing, she wants us to believe everything is all coordinated, so that it would make her look smarter than she appears, which in turn, makes her a fucking mastermind. Gex Guthor undoubtedly.

>>13772347
Not before she collabs with her JP senpais more.

In other news, HoloMyth 3D never ever.
https://twitter.com/kyodo_english/status/1465175561052241920

>>13772407
the nacho collab also needs a do-over now that nacho is used to streaming

>>13772629
existence is suffering

>>13772629
gee, i guess the the "no 3D for anyone until we can fly everyone to japan at the same time" idea was every bit as retarded as it sounds

>>13772629
"covid" will never end. japan will be closed forever.

>>13772629
Ten thousand buckets of piss.
I don't know why I still look forward to things.

>>13772980
Cover probably doesn't want to rent a studio just for one event or constantly fly talents to a studio whenever then need to have 3D session.

Gura doko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OA4tYekM24

>>13772629
man...

>>13772629
Damn, I was hoping to get some traveling done next year.

>>13772980
It’s sad but for music purpose they will eventually have to do it for Mori and Irys before Myth can go to Japan if the situation is still the same for the the whole next year.

>>13772629
When will I see my waifu on stage?

>>13773143
at-home 3D isn't up against a studio production anymore. it's up against nothing. that's what it says to continue refusing at-home 3D debuts and streams: that they're worse than nothing, which is insultingly false.

>>13773382
NEVER

>>13773192

>>13773397
Nyooooo, 3D debut needs to be big, with mocap and the best Unity store assets possible!

>>13773192
yep, Gura still cute.

Jps really like the king cover most of the new comments are from them

>>13774044
i like it too

I want to insert my penis to Gura...

>>13774487
what did he mean by this

>>13774487
I don't follow

>>13774514
>>13774527
Anon is tributing his penis insertion to Gura. What exactly he is inserting his penis into idk.

>>13774514
>>13774527

>>13774596
please draw the shark more big

>>13774596
I still don't get it.

>Gura is the only EN who hasn't acknowledged holoX in any way
Fucking whore

>>13775383
Watch streams, b8chama.

>>13775383
https://youtu.be/8J50SJRmAwQ?t=14445

you gotta do better then that anon

>>13775383
What did this tourist mean by this?

well, hopefully we hear from gooba tomorrow and it's good news. Being sick with a cold/flu fucking sucks so I hope she's feeling better.
night buds.

Gura is feeling better and we'll see her tomorrow. I believe

ive gone 3 days without gura and im not ok

>>13775426
As soon as I start listening to her voice a smile just involuntarily creeps up into my face.

>>13775442
*than

>>13775762
Good thing about masks, i can smile and grin as i listen to my oshis at work, some other time i would look insane for sure.

i've also gotten sick since the pokemon stream chumbuds, i didn't know my oshi had such a powerful effect on me.

>>13776111
Sleep soundly buddy, the drought is almost over.

>>13775976
Anon, did you get me sick as well?

>>13776111
zzzz shark dream

>>13776375
nighty night

how's the all water run going?

>>13776111
anon...

>>13776715
watch the VODs maybe?

>>13775426
Not only that but she liked that fanart of her and Laplus calling us lolicons TuT

>>13776715
stopped after she beat the 3rd gym, also want to find feebas

I have a feeling Gura is a lot more sick than we are being led to believe.
I mean realistically would having the flu stop Gura from sending a tweet or reply to at least one of the new girls? Makes me think shes in the hospital or something. I dont think Gura would ignore new kouhai unless something was seriously wrong.

Medicatión por favor

>>13776766
TuT

>>13776825
I agree, I think we should all be mentally preparing ourselves for the announcement from Cover, stating that Gura is gravely ill and will be on indefinite hiatus until she recovers.

>>13776994
Might do something similar to what they did for Iofi

>>13776825
I think she's fine and I'm not foing to concernfag until something actually happens. Flu sucks and it can knock you out for a week or more if you're frail. She's always been one to seperate social media from her rl, probably something she does for her mental well being. It's been a year now get used to it already.

>>13777327
Idk I just think its odd she hasnt said anything to ANY of them. I mean come on we all know how much she likes cunny.

just realized maneater narrator is jerry

>>13777526
Seinfeld?

>>13777569
rick and morty

>>13777511
Not really
When your sick you don't feel like doing shit even the fun stuff.

>>13777594
I never feel like doing anything without my shark wife but here I am wasting my life on 4chan waiting for the next debut.

>>13777591
rick who?

>>13777630
rickma balls

>>13777660

Gura, if you're reading this, please give us a sign that you're okay.